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About McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 2, 1884)
TJUXfJS THAT XEI'JSH DIE. The pure , tlio brlBht , tbobeautiful , Thru stirred our hearts in youtb , The Impulse to n world less prayer. The dreams of love nnd truth , The loiiKlnir after something lost , The nnlrlt'8 yearning cry , The striving after better hopes These things can never die. Tbo timid hand stretched forth to aid A brotiier in his need , The kindly word In grief's dark hour That proves a friend in deed ; The plea for mercy softly breathed , When justice threatened high , The sorrow of n contrite heart ; These things can never die. The memory of a claspinir hand , The pressure of a kiss , " And all the tritles sweet and frail That makes up life's first bliss. If with firm , unchanging faith , And holy trust and high , Those bands have clasped and lips have met ; These things can never die. * The cruel and the bitter word That wounded as it fell ; The chilling want of sympathy We feel but never tell ; Tbo hard repulse that chills the heart Whoso hopes were bounding high , In an unfading record kept These things can never die. Let nothing pass , for every hand Must find some work to do ; Lose not a chance to weaken love , Bo firm and Just and true , So shall a light that can ne'er fade Beam on theefrom on high , And angel's voices say to thee These things can never die. A DUEL AT DINNER. Thrilling Episode of the Early Colorado and Ifew Mexico Days. In the early days of the Tike's Peak excitement the new Eldorado was the shore to which was Drafted on its rest less tide all of the reckless and adven turous spirits of the south and east. Gamblers , adventurers and men of all kinds for whom society had no partic ular use came herein droves. Among this class was a man named Jack Al len. Jack kept a notorious saloon at the foot of Santa Fe avenue , which is still within the recollection of the earliest inhabitants. Soon the tide of ernippration poured in , and Allen , with the instinct of his class , finding that laws were beginning to be enforced and his ill-gotten gains proportionately les sened , "pulled up stakes" and sought a new base of operations farther on the frontier. The place he selected was a point on the old Santa Fe trail , some twelve miles south of Raton , N. M. , where he took up land and established a ranch , 'which became at once the stage station and general resort of cat tle thieves and desperate characters generally. Some time afterwards , about sixteen yours ago , Allen died , whether ' -with his boots on" is not known , but certain it is that one Jack Stockton , a notorious horse-thief and bad man generally , who originally came from Texas , took posses sion , and the place became widely- known thereafter as Stockton's ranch. At that time the trade of cattle stealing was not attended with as much danger as at present , and Stockton's soon be came the headquarters of as desperate a gang as ever cursed the western frontier , and Stockton , by common con sent , became the leader and chief. Shortly after coming in possession , with a taste that can hardly be account ed for in view of his surroundings and associates , Stockton built a new house which was a marvel of elegance , and was not equaled at that time by any thing in Colorado or New Mexico , it was two stories in height , built of stone with a veranda running entirety around it , both on the first and second Jloors. It was located in a grove of cottonwoods - woods , and was considered marvelously handsome at the time. The character of its owner and its frequenters , how ever , did not change , murderers , ' out laws and thieves of every kind found in it a safe refuge from terrors of an out raged law. Among its regular guests was a notorious character whose real name was not known , but who was al ways addressed as "Chunk. " Chunk was one of Stockton's most expert cat tle thieves , and when drinking was cruel and dangerous. One day , having imbibed pretty freely , he started out on the trail , bent on mischief. Arriv ing at Trinidad he gave vent to his murderous instincts by riding his horse directly into a crowded saloon and shooting right and left as he went. The terrified men present fell back from the monster as he advanced , but not till two of them were shot dead and sev eral others wounded. After performing this feat Chunk turned his horse and rode out without being molested , the overawed people getting hastily out of range of his shots. A deputy sheriff with a posse soon started after the mur derer , and pursed him as far as Stock ton's but upon arriving there were in- formed-that he had not been there and were compelled to return without the miscreant. Just at this time a man named Allison , also from Texas , who was the owner of considerable cattle in the neighborhood , whose character was fairly good in the community , but who was known to be a dead shot and a dangerous antagonist , came into town from his ranch. Upon being in formed of what had happened he said : "I'll get him , " and refusing all offers of assistance started on the road south on a leisurely trot. Traveling all night he reached Stockton's the next day just before dinner. Putting up his horse , he carefully scrutinized the premises , but without discovering any signs of Chunk. Soon the dinner hour arrived , and , seating himself , Allison shortly saw his man enter from a side door , revolver in hand. Upon espying Alli son , whom he knew , his suspicions were at once aroused , and from that moment the men never took their eyes from each other. The only vacant seat V was by the side of Allison , and Chunk took this , placing his revolver in his lap. Then followed a scene that was peculiar as it was thrillingly interest ing. Each while pretending to be ab sorbed in the meal watched each other as a cat would watch a mouse , and watch a mouse , and several times Chunk made a feint by dropping his knife , meaning , while stopping to seize his revolver , and shoot Allison. The ' latter , however , suspecting his purpose , watched him so closely that he could not find an opportunity to carry it out. Finally he repeated the ruse and some thing in his eye convinced Allison that no time was to be lost , so he quickly raised his revolver and fired through the top of Chunk's head just as the latter discharged his weapon under the. table at his Qncray. Chunk fell back in his chair dead , while blood gushed in torrents around him. The ball which he had fired just missed Allison , pass ing through his coat immediately over his heart. The latter , not in the least discomposed at the terrible result , resumed his. dinner , after completing which he coolly saddled his horse and rode .rapidly to Trinidad. Upon arriv ing there he told the officials * that he had not brought Chunk with him , but if they wanted him they could easily find him. . , _ . . . _ . _ _ " " From Head to Foot. The postmaster at North Buffalo , Pa. , Mr. M. J. Green , says St. Jacobs Oil , the great pain-conqueror , cured him of pains in the head , and also of frosted feet. OEMS OF THOUGHT. If the spring put forth no blossoms , in summer there will be no beauty and in autumn no fruit ; so if youth be trifled away without improvement riper years will be contemptible and old age mis erable. Mrs. E. Kinncy. Beware how you let words pass for more than they are worth , and bear in mind what alteration is sometimes pro duced in their 'current value by the course of time. Southcy. Wealth legitimately acquired is val- uuble and it is only valuable when thus acquired. J. G. Holland. Love tli3T wife and cherish her as long as thou livest. Flattery is better than roughness and will make her contented and diligent P. Hotcp. True dignity Is never gained by place And never lost when honors are withdrawn. Jfessinger. Be mot ashamed of thy virtues. Hon or is a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. lien Jonson. When we find we are not liked we assert that we are not understood , when probably the dislike we have ex cited proceeds from our being too fully understood. Lady JBlcssingion. A man's time , when well husbanded , is like a cultivated field , of which a few acres produces more of what is useful to life , than extensive provinces , even of the richest soil , when overrun with weeds and brambles. Hume. . task indeed to learn to hear , In that the conversation lies ; That shows or makes you both polite and " wise. Youny. We may read , and read , and read again , and still iind something new , something to please , and something to instruct. J. Hardis. The careful reader of a good newspa- pea can learn more in a year than most scholars do in their great libraries. F. H. Sanborn. A sordid love of money is certainly a very senseless thing , for the mind much occupied with it is blind to everything else. Dihilus. It is only through the morning gate of the beautiful that you can penetrate into the realm of knowledge ; that which we feel here as beauty , we shall one day know as truth. Schiller. If there be a crime Of deeper dye than all the guilty train Of human vices , 'tis ingratitude. _ _ Brooke. Beware of the Incipient stages of Consumption. Take 1'iso's Cure in ttmu. Store Lusting than Ueanty. Detroit Times. How many women who are pretty girls at 18 or 20 are passe at 25 and quite unattractive at 30 , when they ought to be in the maturity of their charms. The truth is that at this day the woman who adds nothing to her stock of mental charms by the experi ences of life is doomed to become a wall llower. It is true that a cultivated mind is not , taken by itself , a great at tractive force ; it must be accompanied by cultivated affections and sympa thies. Madame De Steel is an eminent example of the feeble attractive power of mere mental strength and vigor. The fine sympathies , delicate tact and courtesy instinctive in the feminine mind Avere so dominated by her great intellect that while the splendor of her genius attracted worshipers to her shine , the coldness of her nature drove them to sun themselves in the glow of less richly endowed beings. But the opposite extreme is more to be feared. "What we admire in woman is her af fection , not her intellect , " wroteXong- fellow , but that was a third of a cen tury ago. It is a grave mistake to cul tivate the affections at the expense of mental culture. The result is , the over anxious , fond , weak wife and mother whose judgment bears no just relation to the necessity of its exercise. The rijrht hand niav as well exalt itself : 0 above the left as for the affectations to dominate the intellect , for they bear 3quil relations to symmetrical charac ter , and are equally indispensable to the formation of an attractive woman. The protecting element in a man's na ture may yearn over the helplessness of a mindless woman , but he is either a jreat noodle or more than half divine whose patience is not at least half ex hausted-by a life-long "pink and white tyranny. " 13 "Wyman Commercial College , Omaha. This institution has an able corps of instructors , and furnishes its patrons an excellent preparation for business. Fall particulars as to the course of in struction can be obtained by sending to the president , Mr. A. L. Wyman , a Eostal requesting a copy of the cata- > gue. A. Sad Case. Sew fork Graphic. "What's the matter , old man ? " isked Brown of his friend Smith. 'You don't look happy. " "Trouble ; domestic trouble , " replied Smith with a sigh. "I'm sorry to hear that. How did it > ccur ? " "My wife has been deaf and dumb 'or ten years past , you know , and since ' . joined the club she has been dying to lave her ears examined. " "So I've heard you say before. " "Well , she went to a Boston doctor ast week and " "Has he cured her ? " interrupted Jrown. "I'm afraid so. " A Bargain in Corner Lots , is what most men desire , but to keep from filling a grave in a cemetery lot ere half your days are numbered , al ways keep a supply of Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery" by you. When the first symptom's of consump tion appear lose no time in putting yourself under the treatment of this in valuable medicine. It cures when nothing else will. Possessing , as it does , ten times the virtue of the best cod liver oil. it is not only the cheapest but far the pleasantest to take. It pu rifies and enriches the blood , strength ens the system , cures blotches , pimples , eruptions and other humors. By drug gists. gists.M. M. Isidore Bonheur , brother of Mile. Rosa Bonheur , is spoken of as likely to fill a place left vacant in the section of sculpture among the associates of the Royal Academy of Fine Arts at Ant werp , on the occasion of the next elec tion. Young and middle-aged men suffer- in" ; from nervous debility , premature old age , loss of memory , and kindred symptoms , should send three letter stamps for large illustrated treatise suggesting sure means of cure. World's Dispensary Medical Association , Buifa- lo , N. Y. Skeleton coral is produced by steep ing ordinary coral in dilute muriatic acid for a long time. The lime is dis solved and a delicate frame-work of silica is left. Some of these skeletons are so delicate that they break in dry ing. All should be kept under glass. "Work , Work , Workl" How man } ' women there are working to-day in various branches of industry to say nothing of the thousands of patient housewives whose lives are an unceasing round of toil who are mar tyrs to those complaints to which the weaker sex is liable. The tasks are rendered doubly hard and irk some and their lives shortened , yet hard necessity compels them to keep on. To such Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" offers a sure means of re lief. For all female weaknesses it is a certain cure. All druggists. How the Telephone Worked. Sacramento Hecord-Dnlon. Yesterday while Mr. Smith , the sec retary of the State Agricultural society , was very busy he was approached by a granger who desired to telephone to a down-town store. "There's the tele phone ; go and help yourself , " said the secretary. The granger approached the instrument rather timidly , eyed it cautiously for a few moments , and then , taking a piece of paper , wrote a message. He then rolled up the pr.per and tried to push it in the aperture in the transmitter. Failing in his attempt witli his finger , he took his lead pencil and jammed it in , spoiling the vibrating board. With an air of satisfaction he took his seat and awaited a reply. After about ten minutes he became discour aged , and thinking he perhaps had not sent the message on the right line , he wrote another and jammed it into the hand telephone , and , to make sure work , rammed it home as he would a ball in a rifle. He again sat down , and after waiting nearly' hour be came discouraged at getting no reply , and , thanking the secretary for the use of the telephone , walked out , remark ing that he would not give a continental - . tal for the machine , anyhow. Soon | } afterward the secretaiy , wanting to use the telephone , was astonished at its ap pearance. It was stuffed full of manu script , and ruined. The instrument was taken apart and the messages taken out ; all read as follows : Bakker and Hammeltonn send to the Pavil- lion a six inch long rnunkey rench. 5Turs Trully J. Eddison. The machine was repaired at a cost of Slo , which the verdant granger paid. To avoid sim ilar occurrences the telphone has been fenced in and a sign placed over it with the words printed thereon : "Beware Df the dog. " - A. ITarceloits Key. Mr. Walton , lock-maker , Great Rus sell street , Birmingham , is about to ex- liibit at the Wolverhampton exhibition , in case 247 , a master key which he jlaims is capable of opening 22,600 pat- 3nt-lever locks , all the locks to be differ- 3nt that is to say , each of the 22,600 locks may be different in their wards or ; jombinations. The key weighs three junces , and is nickel plated. It has ; aken Mr. Walton , the inventor , three fears to complete the drawings of the lifferent wards and combinations which mable this extraordinary product of itiman ingenuity to be made. Master 1035 capable of opening 100 different ; ombinations Jiave been known to the rade f6r many years , but nothing approaching preaching the key in question has ever Deen accomplished before. The new combination of Smart Weed and 3elladonna , as used in Carter's Backache Plas- ers has proved to be one of the best that could je made. Try one of these popular plasters in my case of weak or lame back , backache , rheu- natism , neuralgia , soreness of the chest or ungs , &c. , and you will be surprised and ileased by the prompt relief. In bad cases of ihronic dyspepsia , a plaster over the pit of the itomach stops the pain at once. Ask for Car er's Smart "Weed and Belladonna Backache Plasters. Price 25 cents. St. Louis is excited over a proposition to > pen the exposition on Sundaj-s. Miss Josephine Parry , of Lamar , Mo. , is re covering from her paralysis since she com menced at Drs. Dickerson fc Stark's Surgical Institute at Kansas City. Dr. Mary Walker has come out for Belva lockwood.for president. , c cI Time and money will be saved by keeping ' * Jidney-Wort in the house. It is an'invaluable . emedy for all disorders of the Kidneys , Liver md Bowels and for all diseases arising from ) bstructions of these organs. It has cured nanv obstinate cases after hundreds of dollars lad been paid to phvsicians without obtaining elSef. It cures Constipation , Piles , Billious- icssand all kindred disorders. Keep it by rou. Clara Louise Kellogg , the singer , does not lance any more. C The Huckleberry Cordial. Foralougtimeitwas thought the huckle- jerry was only for table use , but it was known c luring the late war in shape of cordial , it was iuperior to blackberry. Dr. Big-ger's Huckle- jerry Cordial is the GUEAT SOUTHERN REMEDY for restoring the little one from effects of teething ; cures Diarrhoea , Dysen- ery , all bowel affections. All druggists , 50 : ents a bottle. A screaming farce The performance of an mateur opera singer. When you visit New York City , via Central depot , save Uasrgagc Exprcssage and 5 Car riage Hire , and stop at the Grand Union Ho tel , opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars ; ? 1 and upwards per day. European plan. El evator. Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cars , statics and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the City. There is a craze for artesian wells in Georgia. Cnrbolines. On every banner blazon bright , The motto strong for which we fight , Of all the oils that e'er were seen There's none that beats oitr Carboline. Dumas , the younger , boasts that several of his plays were written at one sitting. J1EI > - ItUOM. tilt- ; , roaches , nuts , rats , mlccclcarcd out by "HOUGH OX UATS. " I5c. A waist of time an old maid's. A Chinese want Celestial music. Take care of your Liver. A great number of the diseases to which mankind are liable arise from a disordered condition of this organ. Keek It in a sound and healthy condition and you can defy disease. PKICKI/T ASH BITTKHS are especially adapted for this purpose , being composed ol drugs which act on the Liver , giving it tone ana strength to withstand ma laria. Father Hyacinthe speaks no English , and says he is too old to learn. JPnre CodXtvcr Oil , made from selected livers on the sea shore by CAbweLL , HAZAKD & Co. , New York. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have once taken it prefer It to all others. Physicians have decided it superior to any of the other oils in market. Chapped Hand * , FucIMmplei , nnd Hough Skin , cured byuslns JUNIPER TAR SOAP , made by CASWKLL , HAZARD & Co. , New York. The estimated population of the United States to-day is 57.000,000. Dr. Lorjnsc predicts that it will reach 100,000,000 at the close of the present century. "KOTUCII OX PA1X. " Quick cure for ollc. Cramps , JDiarrha-a. Aches , Pains , Sprains , Headache. The death rate an undertaker's bill. A tie game popping the question. CENTRAL HOSPITAL. COR. 14th AND JONES STS. , OMAHA , NEIJ A new hospital with a capacity of fifty beds. Private rooms for those who desire them. Ladies In confinement will have every atten tion and absolute privacy. All surgical opera tions skillfully performed. Experienced physicians in constant attendance. Hates reasonable. For particulars address Central Hospital , Omaha , Neb. Ex-Governor St. John challenges Senator Vest to a joint discussion. A CARD. To all who are suffering from er rors and indiscretions of youth , nervous weak ness , early decay , loss of manhood , &c. , I will send a recipe that will cure you , FREE OF 3HARQE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send self- addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T. INMAS , Station D , New York. There arc 5SO Icelanders in Manitoba , en raged as farmers. STINGING. Irritation , liiiliiiiiinatlon , all Kidney and Urinary ( . omplalnti- , cured ! > y "Uuclm-palba. " il. Should a mustard plaster be classed among 3ra\viug materials ? Ilurbcd "Wire. If you have barbed wire fences , keep Veterinary Carbollfalve In vour stables. It Is the best remedy for wounds of all kinds. SOc. and Sl.Ou cans at druK- clsts or by mall. J. IV. COLE i CO. , Black Itlver Falls , WIs. A supposititious case The prima donna's iewel casket. BEpThe Voice of the People. No family Dyes were ever so popular as the Dia mond'Dyes. Thev never fail. The Black is far superior to logwood. The other colors nrc brilliant. Wells , Richardson & Co. , Bur lington , Vt. Eight cities of New York want Moody to abor with their sinners. Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds , md rheumatism arc relieved by Uncle Sam's Serve and Bone Liniment. Sold by druggists. Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul sions and frequently death. A pleasant , safe tnd certain remcdy'is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN kVORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists. Headaches , constipation , liver complaint , ) illiousncss are cured by that mild , cleansing emedv ' which never produces pain. EILERT'S DAYL'IGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 cents , sold by druggists. An economical man will keep the leather of lis harness soft and pliable , which preserves t from cracking or ripping : He always uses JNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. Sold by all larness Makers. One-third of all who die in active middle life ire carried off by consumption. The most Tcqucnt cause is a neglected cold , cough , loarscncss , bronchial trouble or asthma , all of vlncli may be "permantlv cured bv EILERT 3XTRACTOF TAR AND WILD CHERRY , sold by druggists. A farmer's wealth depends on the condition ) f his stock. When scraggy and feeble they ire especially liable to distempers , fevers , colds , md all diseases which destroy animals. Thou- ands of dollars arc saved annuallv by that val- lable old stand bv " , UNCLE SAM'S CONDI- DION POWDER. Restless , fretful , crying children are suffer- ng and need for their relief Dn. WIN- 3HELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use ful not only for all the disorders of teething nfants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat , olic and cramps of older children , and should ilways be kept in every house for emergencies. ) nly"25 cents. Sold by all druggists. fERVOTTS Weakness , Dyspepsia , Sexual Debility , ured by "Wells' Health Renewer. " 1. German journeymen artisans go from place a place in Europe on bicycles , with their slim undies strapped behind them. CPBE3AIJI DISEASES OP 'I'HH ' r . . - - < .UVEB , BLADDEB , - ANDOBOAN8 OBOAN8 , DBOPST. _ GBAVEI * DIABETES , IH ! HEIGHT'S DISEASE , - PATHS m THE BACK , LOINS OB SIDE. NZBVOTJS DISEASES. _ _ , _ I 33 By the use of this BEBTEDY , the tomach.nT"i Bowels speedily regain aeir strength , and the blood is furifled. It is pronounced by hundreds of the best doctors to e the ONLY CUBE for all kinds of Kidney Diseases. It is purely vegetable , and cures when other medi- Ines fall. Over 100 Physicians in the State of Bhode aland on record testifying in its favor and who pre- cribe it regularly. It is prepared expressly for these diseases , and has .ever been known to foil. One trial will convince on. For sale by all druggists. PBICE81.25. Send for Pamphlet of Testimonials. IS EM EaD-S1 CO. , PBOYIDE5CE , E. I. A.W. Brown. BLD. . of Providence , B. I. , says : I have used HUNT'S [ Kidney and Liver ] HKMSD Y a my practice for the post sixteen years , and heerfully recommend it oa being a safe and eliable remedy. " % 8 cin5icurep" > ino * ncnt employment salary selling Queen City Sample outfit Free. Address Queen City Suspender Co. , CaciouU.O. Morphine riabit Cared In 10 OPIUM to Odayn. So pay till Cared. Us. J. STCPJXKNb , Lebanon , Ohio. 1 OH ! THE MISERY Of tlic poor dycpcptlc. Tlic disturbed condition of tliu utomnch , tliu nnusu.i , headache , heartburn nnd offensive liclclilnpi , tliu lack of appetite , tlic'lrrltnltlu temper , tliu worn-out feullnir. tliu lint red of tliu world generally tlicsu ( yinptoma can better bo Imagined than described. And yet , If you nufTer from all. Hood's Sarnapnrllln will give you npeedy , stiru and permanent relief. Take It at oucu and end your Buf fering * . * "I have been much troubled with dyspepsia tlio past year or two. After trying many medicines I be gan taking llood'n Sart-apurllla , and am now almost or entirely well. MM. VHAKLES KEETOK. Cincin nati , O. " Mrs. Mary C. Smith. CambrldKCport , Mas * . , wan a sufferer from dyjpepM.-i and t > lck headache ulncu Him was nine years old. Shu commenced to take Hood's Sarcaparllla , and writes. In delight , that flic found It thu best remedy fchu ever Ubcd , and recomiDCudb ltd use t others. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all Druggists , jl ; six for Hi. Prepared onl. by C. I. 1IOOU & CO. , Lowell , Muss. IOO Doses One Dollar. Protection. NOBUC protective agalus chills anil fuver am other of malarial type exist as HoMcttcr's Ston ach ItlttcrtIt re > HCVC.H constipation llvcrdlfconler * , rheu niutli-m , klrfuey nni bladder ailment with certainty am promptlt UUP. J clinnce. as gratifying ah It Iscomplcti'.HOoi takes place In thu np pcnnmcu. an well : r thuseiiatlon..or tin wan ami haggard In valid who uscx till staiulard promotero health and strength , For Kilu by : ill Druggists and Deal ers generally. ROCKFORDWATCHES Are unequalled in EXACTING SERVICE. Used by the Chief Mechanician of the IT. S. Coast Survey : by the Admiral coinmandimrin the U. S. Naval Observ atory , for Astro nomical workand by Zjocomotivo Engineer B , Con ductors and Kail- way men. They are _ . recognized as for all uses inwhich close [ time and durability are re- Iquisites. Sold in principal I cities nnd towns by the COiH- I PANY'S exclusive Agents ClMdlng jtwileri , ) who elve a Full Warranty * PEKKLY The majority of the tils of the human tody arise from a derangement of the Liver , affecting both the stomach and boicels * In order to effect a cure , it it nccesaa'ry to remove the cause. Irregu lar and Sluggish action , of the Bowels , MeadaehCfBickness at the Stomach , Pain in the Sack and Zoin3f etc. , indicate that the Liver is at fault , and that nature re quires assistance to enable this organ to throw off impurities. Prickly Ash JZltteraaraespecially compounded for this purpose * Xheyaro mild in their action and effective as a cure ; are pleasant to the taste and taken easily by both children and adults , TOM Teen according to directions , they are a safe andpleasantcureforDyB'pe'pslSi , General Oebillty , Habitual Con- stipatSoii , Diseased Kidneys , etc. , etc. As a Blood Purifier they are superior to any other medicine ; cleansing the system thoroughly , and imparting new life and energy to the in valid. It is a medicine and not an Intoxicating beverage * ASK TOUR DRUGGIST FG2 PBICIIT AS9 BITTEBS , ndukeoootbar. SBXC2.gl.00 per Bottle. CRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO..SOLE PROPRIETORS BU Lonla end Kansas City. 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