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About McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 7, 1884)
AT BAWJf. JCtrly thli tiornlnjr , wilting , X hMrd the aaaa.plpert call , And the ea on the shore was. breaking With a dreamy rlri and fall. The dawn that wu * of Uy bltuhlng Touched cloud and ware with row , And the Mil * In the west were flushing ; No breeze stirred their repote. What tone in the waler'a falling Had reached me while I dreamed ? What sound In the wild birds' calling Like heavenly greeting ceemedt What meant the delicate splendor That brightened the conidoni mom With a radiance freih and tender , Crowning the day now bom ? All nature's muclcal voices Whispered , 'Awake and sea \ Awake f for the day rejoices I" What news bad the morn for met Then I remembered the blessing So sweet , O friend , so near I The Joy beyond all expressing To-day you would be here 1 THE FAMILY DOCTOR. WATER standing for a night in a close or crowded room absorbs the impure air , and becomes very unwholesome and positively injurious to health. Be care ful not to use water which has stood in a lead pipe. THE following is said to be a cure for hoarseness : A piece of flannel , dipped in brandy and applied to the chest , and covered with dry flannel , is to be worn at night. Four or six small onions boiled and put on buttered toast and eaten for supper are likewise good for cold in the chest. DIET TOR A CONSUMPTIVE. The diet of a consumptive , says u writer in an English medical paper , should be simple and nutritious. Very strict rules as to special articles arc uncalled for , unless the stomach should have exhibited signs of imperfect power. Meat should be taken once or twice a day , with a good allowance of fat. Pish is nutritious , especially oysters. Milk is very nourish ing , and two or three pints may bo taken in the course of the day. TAKE SEASONABLE BEST. Dr. Hall says the best medicine in the world , more efficient than all the potions of the materia medics , ore warmth , rest , cleanliness and pure air. Some persons moke it a virtue to brave disease , to " keep up " as long as they can move a foot or wiggle a finger , and it sometimes succeeds , but in others the powers.of life are thereby so completely exhausted that the system has lost all ability to re cuperate , and slow and typhoid fever sets in and carries the patient to a pre mature grave. "Whenever walking or work is an effort , a warm bed and cool room are the very first indispensables tea a sure and speedy recovery. Instinct leads all beasts and birds to quietude and rest the very moment disease or wounds assail the system. TOBACCO MEDICINE. It may be pos sible , writes Dr. J. H. Hanaford , that there are a few persons who , after no little effort , almost convince themselves that tobacco yes , that vilest of weeds is really useful in some mysterious way in the removal of some forms of disease. And yet I never have known an instance in which the cure was effected , nor do I believe that a cure of any disease was ever effected by this so-called medicine. It is unlike other medicines though it may be useful in killing vermin on calves , etc. , if used with great care that the poison may not come in contact with the skin since it takes a life-time to ef fect the cure , the victims never ceasing its use , for , as they assure us , the dis ease immediately returns if the medi cine is discontinued for a single day. This fact is evidence that no cure is really effected simply a substitute fora palliative. Indeed , it is quite certain that but few of these victims of an im aginary disease , it may be , would be willing to be cured in any sensible way , so servile is the power of tliia magic weed. It is rare that we find the same , or any , patients willing to adopt the use of any other medicine with the con dition that it must be token till death with no real cure. "Would such recom mend the same medicine for the wife , the daughter , or even a valuable horse ? A Lire Man. A prominent citizen of Western Texas was in Galveston , and was introduced to Gilhooly. They got to talking about the frontier telegraph. Gilhooly said it was a great blessing to the people of the frontier , but the stranger shook his head , and said it had caused the arrest and imprisonment of his uncle. "What did he do ? " "Nothing only robbed a stage. " "Wall , you know that is an isolated case. " "Yes , that's so ; he has been isolated ever since. " "But , you know , " observed Gilhooly , "thafc the Government allows private individuals to use the wire , and that is a great convenience to people on the frontier. " "That's where you are fooling yourl self. I used a few hundred yards of the wire to moke a wire fence of , and I have been subjected to all sorts of expense and inconvenience. You just go West , and try it , and you will change your mind about that telegraph company be ing any comfort to a live man. " Qal- vestinNews. YOUNG Hayseed , a knowing young fellow from the country , was in town the other day and "put tip" at one of the first-class hotels. After dinner he strolled out to the office , and , picking up a toothpick from the box on the office counter , used it vigorously on a set of tobacco-stained grinders , and then re placed it carefully in the box , saying as he did so , " Some fellers would put that air sliver in their pocket and kerry it away , but their ain't nothing mean about me , I kin tell you. " Boston Commercial Bulletin. Junior Vice Commander. Mr. A. G. Alford , Junior Vice De partment Commander of Md. , G. A. 11. , Baltimore , Md. , writes : "I have kept St. Jacobs Oil by me , and always found it a ready remedy for pains , aches and bruises. Wneu suffering terribly a few weeks since with an ulcerated tooth , I could not get any rest , and I applied it. I was instantly relieved , and my suffer ing ceased from that time. " If writing upon glazed paper is done with a solution of three parts of good jet black ink and one of gelatine , several good copies can be obtained without the * ' , aid of a press. A MODERN philosopher says that men do not go to a pantry to buy pants. AIL SOET8.r A BAKCJ is considered land. EVERY man thinks his club is tramp. ON a windy day everything looks blow. THE rows that all arc praising are Hanlan's. . ' ALWAYS in order o. Not always in order owe. IT don't take a very fast horse to catch the epizootic. MINNESOTA venison is plenty in the New York market. ICE and coal seem to " teeter. " "When one goes up the other goes down. THE color line gives them trouble in Ireland. .The orange and green. CEIIEMONIES differ in every country , but true politeness is ever the same. Two SIGHTLESS lovers have been mar ried in Cincinnati They went it blind. A KENTUCKY hamlet is spoken of as the horse-swappingest village in the State. MIBTHERR MAHT , quite contrary , What doea the baby.Fay ? " In Iho sweetest tongue ever spoken or mng , He eays lie will have bis way. No BOOKS are so legible as the lives of men ; no characters so plain as their moral conduct. THE thrifty man will always put something away for a rainy day , even if it is nothing but a stolen umbrella. KING KALAKAUA , of the Sandwich islands , is reported to have expressed an intention of soon revisiting this coun try. try.SENATOR SENATOR BRUCE urges upon the colored people to do three things to practice economy , to buy land , and to educate their children. TEXAS , which commenced raising wool in 1842 , has now 4,000,000 sheep , and it is estimated that Montana will produce 50,000,000 pounds of wool in 1880. JERUSALEM is to have gas , street cam , passenger elevators and a telephone ex change. Jerusalem ! somebody ought to start a theater and a dollar store. SOJIE cigars fifty-two years old , which have lain most ofthe time in a garret , forgotten , have been brought to light in Rochester. They were almost tasteless. QUEEN VICTORIA , with the desire to specially signalize the marriage of heir first grandson , will , it is rumored , go to Prince Wilhelm's wedding at Berlin , on Feb. 26. THERE is a domestic cat in Hartfoid , Ct , which weighs twenty-seven and a half pounds , and its owners assert that it is the largest animal of the kind in the world. AN Ohio girl sued a man for breach of promise , and proved him such a mean scoundrel that the jury decided that she ought to pay him something for not marrying her. Two CAPTAINS quarreled about a wom an and a challenge passed. ' " "What folly , " said the fair one. "It is not with iron or steel , but with gold , you should fight for me. " ' THE Vermont housewife who rends that English nobles have lots of hares in their preserves says she tried it in some blackberry jam and doesn't believe those foreign stories. WE are progressing as a nation toward refinement. The wheelbarrow is now called the unicycle. But it is just as hard to run with a big trunk on it an it was under the old name. ADELINA PATTI hates England. She says : "It is a country where you can neither hunt nor sing , nor do anything yciu wish , and I have but one idea to sell my property and getawayfrom.it forever , as quick as I can. " THE total aggregate of the debts of all the States of the Union at the present time , as given by the Bureau of Stniis- tics , is $259,732,081 ; and the total as sured value of real and personal proper ty is stated by the same authority to be § 16,244,585,708. THE lawyer wanted to badger the wit ness as he asked : "Have you ever been convicted of crime ? " Of course , the man was mad at the insinuation Blightymad. He indignantly replied : " Do you think I'm blamed fool enough to ever let myself get caught ? " H at once gained the sympathy of the entire audience. JBoston Post. THE slate-writing " manifestation" of the Spiritualists has troubled a good many others beside Mr. Joseph Cook. How the writing could be accomplished when the slates were securely tied together - gether , with a pencil between them , was ard to guess. But Mr. James Sargout , of Bochester , has been watching the seances of Dr. Slade and others , and he says that whenever the slates are so pto- tected as to make trickery impossible it is found that the " conditions ore unfa vorable. " He offers a reward of $100 for an intelligent communication written ( inside the slates when they are sealed aa I ( well as tied. 1 Public Fpcakcrs and singers use Hso's Cure for hoarseness ami weak-lungs. ' Watch the Childrcn > s Feet. Life-long discomfort and sudden death often coine to children through the in attention or carelessness of the parents. A child should never be allowed to go to sleep with cold teet ; the tiling to be last attended to is to see that the feet are dry and warm. Neglect bf this has often resulted in a dangerous attack of the croup , diphtheria or a fatal sore throat. Alwayt on coming from school or entering the house from a visit or er rand in rainy , muddy or tiiawy weather , the child should remove its shoes , and the mother herself ascertain whether 'the stockings are the least damp. If they are , they should be taken off , the feet held before the fire and rubbed with the hands till perfectly dry , and another pair of stockings and another pair of bhoes put on. The -reserve shoes and stocking should be kept where they are good and dry , so as to ba ready at a minute's notice. Wjman Commercial College , Omaha. This institution has an able corps of instructors and furnishes its patrons an fx 'client preparation lor business. Full particulars as to the course of in struction can be obtained by sending to the president , Mr. A. L. Wyman , a postal requesting a copy of the cata- iougue. _ CAKE PUDDING. Butter the size of an egg , one cup of sugar , one of sweet milk , one egg , one teaspoonfnl of cream-tartar , half teaspooniul of soda , ne pint of flour , fruit. JJOTT Nutmegs Grow. Nutmegs grow on little trees which look like email pear trees , and are gen erally over twenty feet high. The flow- ore are very much like the lily of the valley. They are pale and very fra grant. The nutmeg is the seed of the fruit , and mace is the thin covering over this seed. The fruit is about as largo as a peach. When ripe it breaks open and shows the little nut inside. The trees grow on the islands of Asia and in tropical America. They bear frnit for seventy or eighty years , having ripe fruit upon them at all seasons. A fine tree in Jamaica has' over 4,000 nutmegs on it yearly. The Dutch used to have all this nutmeg trade , as they owned the Banda islands , and conquered all the other traders and destroyed the trees. To keep the price up they once burned three piles of nutmegs , each of which was as large as a church. Nature did not sympathize with their mean ness. The nutmeg pigeon , found in all the Indian islands , did for the world what the Dutch determined should not be done carried the nuts , which are their food , into all the surrounding countries , and trees grew up again , and the world had the benefit. BOKN LUCKY. The Man Who Got 815,000 in a Lottery Memphis in Luck. Fortune seems to favor this neighbor hood , for Lai'dly a Louisiana Lottery drawing takes place without singling out some lucky fellow in Memphis or this vicinity. At the last drawingticktt No. 67,552 drew the fourth capital prize of $6,000 , and one-fifth was collected by the German National Bank for Chris. Hettinger , an honest and industrious carpenter. Mr. Hettinger was looling over the morning Avalanche , when he came to his number. He hastily re marked to a friend : "By Joe , I believe I have struck it this time , " and rushed off for his ticket. He was overjoyed to find that it was a tally. Ticket No. 12,333 drew the first cap ital prize of § 75,000 , and one-fifth was held by a well-to-do farmer living in the quaint and picturesque little town of Canadaville , Fayette county , Tenn. An Avalanche reporter paid a visit re cently to Canadaville and was intro duced to the lucky farmer. His face was all aglow with good nature. He said that his good fortune enabled him to make some improvements in his plice that he had been long wanting to make , but felt unable to do so. He said he had begun life with nothing but had accumulated and acquired a good farm. His $15,000 would enable htm to live comiortably and serenely the rest of his life. PC remarked to the reporter that now he would have a windmill something that his heart hid long been set upon. The farmer drew his money through the Bank of Commerce of this city. [ Memphis ( Tenn. ) Avalanche , July 2G. During the season lor mosquitoes and other stinging insects , and of poisoned plants , if your fckin is impure , a bite will swell and tester unless you apply Papillon Skin Cure. A single application will neu tralize the poison. S'nce the dog-drowning season opened in ttew York 1,335 canines have breathed their last. Insect stints , ptnnt-pfnoning and poison ed wounds , Papillon Skin Cure will relieve and cure , at once. Doubtful Compliment. A young minister and his wife visited the congregation where his father was pivvioubly the pastor. He preached on. the Sabbath , and after bervice one of the venerable elders , speaking with the young muiibter's wife , said : "Your misbaml presichcd fnvu the same text that his father had the last time he was ni tlmt pulpit. " " Indeed ! " replied the lady , "I hope it was not the same ser- 111011 , too. " "Oh , no , " said the good 'Ider , "his father was a dreadful smart Cot , . THOMAS A. SCOTT , of Philadel- hia , has contributed § 7,000 toward milding an Episcopal church at CJifton , BELLEVUE COLLEGE. This institution , now entering upon its second year , is one of the strong and promising colleges of the state. It has strong financial backing. It owns 265 acres of cultivated land in and ad joining the town and two large and val uable houses all the munificent gift of Jhe Hon. H. T. Clarke , of Omaha , Be sides these , Mr. Clarke is erecting the COLLEGE BUILDING ( now almost com pleted ) , a beautiful edifice which , when done , will cost not less than § 25,000 or § 30,000 , and will be beyond a doubt the handsomest and most commpdious college building in the state. It also owns 1,500 town lots. A fine dormitory is also under process of erection , to be completed at the beginning of next term. The new President , Dr. W. W. Har- sha , is recognized as one of the most Iparned and successful educators in thh country. The proiessors are men of learning and practical experience in' the work of instruction and have been called from other institutions of learning to fill chairs in Bellevue College. So that students there receive the most thor ough training and discipline that can be obtained anywhere. The next term will open in the fine new buildings. Bellevue has long been celebrated as , perhaps , the most beautiful location in the whole west. It is easy of access , near Omaha , is healthful and with few temptations and distractions. Further details can be had by ad dressing Prof. C. M. Des Islets , Secre tary Faculty , Bellevue , Neb , orV. . W. Harsha , D. D.x President , Bellevue , Neb. Neb.The The monthly shipment of borax from Belleville , Gal. , will average seventy- five tons. "Ron jsh on Corn a. " 15c. Ask for it. Complete core , nurd or neil corus , trans , bunloi.8. Bicyclers prefer their iron horse t the living steed. They take them for wheel or woe. Abbe Kenard , after examination , de cides that the dust found in the snow of Ben Nevis , Scotland , contains too much organic matter to be of cosmic origin. "Woman and Her Diseases" is the title of an illustrated treatise (96 pages ) sent , post-paid , for three letter stamps. Address Worlds Dispensary Medical Association , Buffalo , N. Y. Fourteen foreign governments have secured space in the New Orleans ex position. _ "Delayg Are Dangerous. " If yon are pale , emaciated , have a hacking cough , with night sweats , spit ting of" blood and shortness of breath , you have no time to lose. Do not hes itate too long Hill you are past cure ; for , taken in its eariy stages , consump tion can be cured by the use of Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery , " as thousands can testify. By druggists. A Kansas shoemaker stopped work and began to spend his money freely- He was on that account arrested on suspicion of having robbed a stage coach. Then he had to confess that he was heir to an Eog.ish quarter of a mil lion. "Yes ; I shall break the engagement , " she said , folding her arms and looking defiant ; "it is really too muchi trouble to converse with him ; he's as deaf as a post , and talks like he bad a mouthful of mush. Besides , the way he hawks and spits is disgusting. " "Don't break the engagement for that ; tell him to take Dr. Sage's Catarrh llempdy. It will cure him completely. " "Weil , I'll tell him. I do hate to break it off , for in all other respects he's quite too charming. ' Of course , it cured his catarrh. THE hoof of a trotting horse comes to the ground so nearly flat that no in strument exists fine enough to discover whether the fore © r the hind part touches the turf first. It is believed that they strike at precisely the same moment. _ _ _ _ _ The son of G. 1 . Cole , of Farlineton , Crawford county , Kau. , has been badly crippled from white swelling nf the kuer > joint. He is now at Drs. Dlckersoa & SUrk's Surgical Institute , of Kansas City , and is rapidly improving. _ Wisconsin's countless spring lakes are f requpnted by guests Jrom as far south as New Orleans. _ Those persons who d < > not need Iron , but who are troubled with .Nervousness and Dyspepsia , will find in Carter's Little XERVE Pills a most desirable article. They are mostly used in combination with Car ter's Little Liver Pills , and in this way of ten exert a. most masic.il effect. Take Just one pill of each kind immediately after eating and you will be free from Indigestion and Dyspepsia. In vials at 25 cents. Sold by duuggists. _ A Quarantine hospital is to be built at Victoria , British Columbia. Solid men admire the beautiful , and this accounts in some measure for the thousands upon thousands of bottles of Carboline , the deodorized petroleum hair renewer and dressing , which have been sold yearly since Its invention by Messrs. Kennedy & Co. , of Pittsburg , Pa. _ A military bank for army officers is to be started at thn City of Mexico. Advocites of promruuon urea have no fears of "PRICKLY ASH BITTERS" as it is a medicine , and by reason of li cathartic properties cannot be used as a beverige. It is manufactured from the purest materials , Bnd.act'j directly on the Liver , Kidneys , Stomach and Bowels. As a blood puritfcr ithas'no equal ? It is pleasant to the taste and effective in action. _ New York gumekeppers have caught a yacht fishing near Buff ilo with dynamite. "nnchii-'ulbi .t Quick , complete cure , all anKO ) Ing Kiduer and Urinary D feasts. $1. A sensible shoemaker will never offend hi- milkman by presenting him with a pair of pumps. _ Save $2.0O Per Day. When you visit Omaha and wish to stop at a { rood hotel , pro to the Metropolitan , corner Twelfth and Duglas streets. There yoif can get the same accommodations at $2.00 per day as at any of the flrst-cluss houses that charge ? 4.00. The Metropolitan is iamous f9rits first-class tables , its g > od beds , its cleanliness nid low prices. This is the hotel that accom modated one hundred more tfuosts than any other house durinjr the State Fair last lull , and without any extra charge because ot a rush. It is the only 52.00 PER DAY HOTEL CENTRALLY LOCATED. _ The total deposits in the New York sav- ngs batiks amount to $43-1,000,000. A CARD To all who are suffering1 from er rors anil indiscretion of youth , nervous weakness , early decay , loss of manhood. &c. . I will send a recipe that will cure you , FREE OF CHAKGE. This great remedy was dis covered by a m'ssionary in South America. Send self-addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T. ISMAN , Station D , New York. Before Jon qain M'l'er cut his hnir , he wore it carefully fix d nn with hair-pins. Allen' * Iron Tonic Bitter * cnre gKenrnl&ia ( Criunicntty. AH no mini hoar t&e signature ot J ' . Allen , Druggist , St. V nul , Mien. "I do business on a large scale , " siid he public weigher , "but I don't give it a weigh. " Burbeil "Wire. If jounr.ve harbed wire fences , keep Vet ninnT Carbollgnrein y-uu st-ib'e * . It t th- best remedy fonvowdi of : ilIkincK 5QcMi"d Jl.OOc-ns nt drne- jjlstor by null. J. W. CUL.E & CO. , tflaclc Kiver FillWle. . The man wuo cille. ! another a dqsr , apol ogized by s lying he did not do it purp- ously. "Konisb cmTCntloirs nnt rat5mlc . flies , roaches , bedbugs , ants , vermin , chlpmunts. loc. It is the cireful proof-reader , proud of his punctuation , who "points with pride. " Sprains , bruises , stiff Joints , burns , scalds , and rhfutnatirfm are relieved by Unc'e Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment. Sold by DruggUts. Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul sions and frequently death. A pleasant , sfp and certain remi y i < Dr .TOQUE'S GERMAN WORM : CAKES. Sold by all Druggists. _ Headache , constipation , liver complaint , biliousness are cured by that mild , cleansing remedy which never produces pain , EIL- ERT'S DAYLIGHT LtVER PILLS. Only 25 Us. Sold by Druggists An economical man \\i < i keep the leather of his harness soft snd pliable , which pre serves it from crackinsr or ripoing. He al- wty * uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. Sohi by all Harness Makers. One-third of nil wuo die m active middle life are carried off by consumption. The most frequent cause is a neglected cold , cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or asthma , all of which wav be permanently cured by EILERP EXTRA.CE OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold bv all drug gists. gists.A fanner's wealth depend * on the con dition of his stock. Whf n scraggy and fee ble they are especially liable to distempers , fevers , colds , and all diseases which de stroy animals. Thousands of dollars are saved annuillvbv that v.iluible old Ftnnd- hv. UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POW DER. . Restlefs , fretful , crying cuinir are suf- fpringand need for their rplief DR. WINCH- ELLS TEETHING SYRUP , which is use ful not only for all the disorders of teething infants , but cures coushs , croups , sore throat , colic and cramps of older children , and should always be kepn in every house for emergencies. Only 25 its. Sold by all druggists. When you visit or leave New York City , via Ontral depot , Have Baggage Exprenaage and $3 Carriage Hire , and ( top at the Grand Union Hotel , opposite the depot. Six hundred elegant rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollar * ; $1 and up wards per day. European plan. Elevator. llesUurant sup plied with the beta. Horse earn , stages nnd elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other fiist-class hotel in the city. _ In New York city last year 148 firemen were on duty at fires. _ "Mens tans Incorpore Hano : " "A sound mind in a sound body" Is tre trade mirk of Allen's Brain Food , and we assmre our readers that , If dissatisfied with either weakness of Brain or Bodily powers , this remedy will permanently strengthen both. 51. At druggists , or by mail Irora J. II. Allen , 315 First Ave. . New York City. Of the native population nf Texas , 03 per cent is of southern and 7 per cent In of northern extraction. _ A gentleman from Or well , Pa. , called my attention to Ely'd Cream Bains as a rem edy for Catarrh , Hay Fever , etc He was so earnest in asserting it to be a positive cure ( himself having been cured bv it ) that I purchased a stock. The B ilm ban alreadv effected cures. P. F. HYATT , M. D. , Bor- dentown , N. J. _ An Indian killed and robbed a Chinese merchant at Duckwater , Nye county , Nev. , last week. _ "Itouirh on Itch" cures humors , erup'lons.rlDK- , tetter , so , ulieum. J rusted feet , chilblains. Mexican policeman go barefoot. You can't awaken a Mexican ollicer by tic&liug bis foot. _ How a Political Debate of 1830 Ended. One of the most exciting duels over fought took place at Little Hock , Ark. , in 1830 , between Gen. Conway and Rebert Ciittenden. It was of a polit ical nature. Turtles were just begin ning to form in the state , and the two gentlemen were opposing candidates lor congress , and canvassed the state , , taking different routes. The people , however , clamored for a joint discus sion , and the mon spoke in a pine grove opposite Little HDCK , people coming as great a distance as 400 miles to be present , and camping out around the town. The discussio"n became highly personal , and at the close of Critten- den's speech he said he hoped no gen tleman would utter words in the heat of debate concerning him that would not be tolerated in the code of honor. Conway - way ans.vered. in a shower of invective , and a challenge followed. A tremend ous crowd collected to see the en counter. Ben Desna , a son of a govern or of Kentucky , was second for Crit- tenden , and Wharton Hector for Con- way. During the preliminaries Conway - way was angry and restless , while Crit- tenden lay on the ground on a blanket with his eyes closed as if in slumber. At the word fire from Desha , Conway pulled the trigger , but missed. Stand ing firm , calm andcellectedCrittenden fired at the word two , and his adver sary fell , pierced through the heart by a ball from Crittenden's pistol. CUHE3 Alili _ DISEASES OP THE UVEtt , BLADDEB , AND TmTN-ABY ORGANS. DBO787. OHA.VEL , DIABETES , BHIQHT'8 DISEASE. PAINS IN TUB BACK. LOINS OH SIDE , NEE.VOU8 DISEASES. By the use of this HEMEDT , the Stomach , and Bowels speedily regain their strength , and the blood is purified. It Is pronounced , by hundreds of the best doctors to be the ONLY CUKE for all kinds of Kidney Diseases. It is purely vegetable , and cures when other medi cines fail. 'Over 10O Physicians in the State of Hhodo Island on record testifying in its favor and who pre- ecribc it regularly. It IB prepared expressly for these diseases , and has never been known to foil. One trial will convince you. For sale by all druggists. PHICE51.2G. Send for Pamphlet of Testimonials. co. , ntOVIDEXCE , K. I. A.W. Brown , M.D. , of Providence , E. I. , Bays ; "I have used mJ.N'J"HL'gldr'f'y ' " "f1 T.iwfl'H.i.iMKiiy in my practice for the past sixteen , years , and cheerfully recommend it as being a sofa and reliable remedy. " 8 ASH CURES ALLD1SEASESQFTR LIVER KIDNEYS STOMACH CT7X&ES Dyapepsia , General Debility , Jaundice , Habitual Constipa tion , Liver Complaint , Sick Headache , Diseased Kid neys , .Etc. , Etc. It contains onK the Purest Drags , among Trhlch may bo enumerated P2JCZL7 ACS 3AZ1 JLH3 SC2X23 , lUSSZ.&ZZ , BSCStf , CZ23U , It : , 1C cleanses tba system thoroughly , and s & PURIFIER OP THE BLOOD Is Unoqnoled. It is cot an intoxicating beverage , nor can Itbeuaodassuch , by reason orits Cathartic Properties. PP.ICKLY ASH BITTERS CO. Solo Proprietors , ST. IOUI > AND KANSAS CITY. Elrirunt Prtcm for small collection of Kmpty JJurhum Tobacco "nir. . Particulars free. 'j'hnmpiaa .Uru. , 257 Slum St. , Vtueln- > .utl. O. PAFILLON AN ALTER1TIVE 18 NOT The proper medicine to take when the HLOOI > , LIVKK , STOMACH , HOXVKLH and KIDNKVS nru out of order , fur then you are liable to bo Afflicted with LIVKK Covi-LAiXT , DrsrmvtA. FI.ATCLRXCK , STOM ACHACHE , .lAt'NiiiCE. Constipation. Colic , Vomiting. , Kidney Complaints , Xcrvouincsi , Sleep- i , Hackache. Neuralgia and Sick Headache , nnd such kindred dl ea cs. These diseases nru not canned by Impurities of the blood , hut by Impoverish- menlof the blood. The blood needs t llAlltlni ; , en riching , building up , that It may hare strength to precut disease. To supply this particular want , med ical Jurisprudence has discovered the remedy III 1'AI'ILLOX 11LOOI ) CUKE , n positive vegetable comnound that Is not an alterative , but , as Its ifumo Implies , u HloodCurc. Ity eradicating excesses nnd supplying dctlclenclcx of the Mood coursing through your > elmt , this mcdlrlnu removes thu causes and cures disease. Its cfllcncy Is wonderful , as for up wards of thirty years , this same compound , prescribed by an eminent physician , has cured thu must olixtl- natu co > cs of dyspepsia and Kick headaches , liver complaint * , and especially diseases MO prevalent In women us Irregularities and weaknessi" ) . H contains no ( Imps or minerals , but purely roots and herbs , and In for sale by till druggists. Tim feeble grow strong when Hostel ler's Stomach Hit lers Is u ed io pro mote nx.slmllntlon of the. food and vnrlcli thu l > lee < l. Indiges tion , thu chief olmtn- clu to un acful | l- lion of strength l > v the wenk. N an ail ment which lufalll- bly succumbs to thu action of this peer less corrective. Loss of fle-.li and Hppu- tlte , failure to deep , nnd growing evl- deneu of premaluru ileray nru M't-edlly rountenicted by thu great Invlgurunt , which braces up Ihu phslciil energies anil fortifies Ihu constitution iignlnxt dlken c. Korsaluby nil Druggists uud ELY'S BALM I Causes no Pain. Gives Relief at I Once. Thorough [ Treatment Trill [ Cure. Not a LIq luidorSiinff. Apply - | ply with Finger. HAY-FEVER Give it a Trial. 50 cents nt DruggNts.t fn cents by mall regts- tered. Sample l ttle by mull 10 ctn. KLV ItKOTHERS , Druggists , Owego , N Y. * * * * * * * * * * V.LYDAE.PINKHAM'8 . * VEGETABLE COMPOUND . IS A POSITIVE CUHE FOR * . All tlioso painful Complaint * * and Weaknesses so common * * * * * * to our best * * * * * * IOX. * * Trice $1 In liquid , pill or loion je form. Tt purpose is tolel-j for the legitimate healing of disease and the relief of pain , and that it doe * all it claims to do. thousands of ladles can gladly testify. * It will euro entirely nil Ovarian troubles , Inflamma tion and Ulccratlon , Falling and Displacements , and consequent Spinal Weakness , and It particularly adapted to the change of life. . . * . " * It remove-i Kalntnesa. Flatulency , destroys all cravlnz for stimulants , nnd relieves Weakness of the Stomach. It cures Bloating , Headaches , Nervous Prostration , General Debility , Sleeplessness , Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of bearing down , causing pain , and backache. 18 always permanently cured Wits use. Send stamp to Lynn , Mass. , for pamphlet. Letters of Inquiry conndentially answered , foritaleatdruggltti. U.S.STANDARD. 5 TON JONES WAGON SCALES , liuulyivem , bteel Itrtriiipi' . l > rtc Tar Beam and Beam Kux , OF BftGHAMTON and JONKH he ptjrl thefnlictit 1 t frr. Price LJ t mention thin jiatwrxml .JJrti. JQHES OF BINQHAMTCH. Dlnatnuotun. rii " * D Original METHODS fll n PVCO .MadcNcwuithcnttioc- joorglasscBlTATirTI t'ured w n ho't operation 11II III IV II U I I U IlL oruncoiifortnbletruES. Cured wiil.r.i.trnllirp ; iiew.pairilej-s.tafc.Miie. ClIREI Dchlllly , etc. : cnii os and iitlonal trentinciit. f Fiyo nHPflHIPD fa fS0' s'llfcmilKn , . UnnUnlUso.called "incurable. " IOc.cacll.JL Address Dr. E. n. FOOTH. Rex 7SS , X Y. City. ' SPRING BLOSSOM BOILS , PIMPLES , BLOTCHES , and ERUPTIONS of the SKIN. Dyspepsia , Sick Headache , Indiges tion , and all Kidneys Complaints , By acting directly on the Bile , ssslati the stomach In performing tti digestive functions , and being * mild aperlenthelps to carry off the Impurities of tht blood , so ihat the secretory organs , anch a * the Llvef tud Kidneys , are enabled to perform their nsn l fane * tlons with a renewed healthy action. It Is sold oa Itt eriU. Trial Ue. Me. Sold by H Pruggtiu. wnitman's Patoat Americus. The Best Cider and Wine Mill made.YI make zc per cent , more cider thin any other. Geared outside. Perfectly Adjustable. Prices as low as any nrst- classMill. JI frs. of Horse- Powers , ComShellcrs. Feed Cotters , Feed Mills , etc. Send for circulars. WHtaaa Agricultural Co. , BT. LOUIS. MO. BELLEYnE COLLE&E. NEXT TERM BEGINS September 7,1884. Cl.issicnl. EcIentlHc. Commercial and Art Depart- mentc. Both seicb admitted. Tuition low , boarding cheap. Address for particulars , IJev.V. . W. HurMia , 1 } . 1 } . , Presldeut , Bellevue. Xeb. and poetry : by 491 b t inthori. 146. na > fold. El- RantlTimS-75. Send llforontfit. AlsoSOOO Cariosities of the Bible. Si.'i . > ' > . .rKKA.T.757Bromlwayy.Y. BLAINE AND LOGAN. Afcents wanted In every county to sell this popular work. Illustrated. CU > papex : cndorncd by tin ; Xatlonal Committee. You can make 40 to * na \ neck. Choice of territory. OutfltBte. Also , Lives of Cleveland and Hendrlck * . Extra ttnii . 1XTEIUOH I'UB. CO. . Lincoln. Xeb. Lady Agents ? ; secure peraim- > nt : employment and ixxl salary selling Queen Cltr SVIrtand StocklngSupportcr * . etc. Sample outfit Free. Addr s Qnecn Cltr Suspender Co. , Gaciauu. O. 'S1IVJ 2S13 11V 3V3HM S3IB3 C/SShotCun ! .Posltlvelv cnre SICK-HEADACHE. Biliousness , and all LIVEB. and BOWEL Complaints , MALABJA. BLOOD POISON , and Skin Disease * ( ONE PILL A DOSE ) . For Feaale Complaints these Pill * have co equal. "I find them avalnable Cathartic and Livrr Pill. Dr. T. II. Palmer. MonticelZo.Pla. "In my practice I nae ao other. J. Dennlaon. 1LD. . DeWitt , Iowa. " Sold everywhere , or aent bjr -sail for k5 eta. is r > n . TOueble information 7BXE. I. 8. JOHNSON & CO. . BOSTON. MJLSa.