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THE'COWBOY BOLD. In days Justlflovm , Ere dudes were known , When cowboys he'd their sway ; A cowboy bold , in buckakln old , Bang merrily this lay : "My love is young and fair , My love has 'goldlne' hair ; . And figure tall and feet so small That none with her compare , So what care I , though liquor.'a high ? I'll drink her health or die 1" This cowboy bold 0 Spent alljhis gold On ten-cent whisky straight ; And still he told that Btory old Until the hour was late : "My love is young and fair , My love has 'goldlne' hair ; And figure tall and feet so small That none with her compare , So what care I , though liquor's high ? I'll drink her health or die ! , ' ' Now young and old My story's told In words most sadly true ; This cowboy bold lay in the cold , So drunkie could not chew ; * Bis love she was not there , His love with 'goldlne' hair , And figure so tall and feet so small That none with her compare. But what cares he so fast and fly ? * Be'll drink her health or die 1 [ Kitty Klvdeln Helena Independent. ADVERTISING WITHOUT COST. The Result , as is Usual in Such Cases , Wa Not Satisfactory. Denver Tiibune. A hardware man lately took th agency for a new kind of ice-box fo preserving cold victuals. It was i pretty good thing , he thought , and i was only necessary to enlighten thi public regarding its real merits and in disputable advantages over everythinj else of the kind to cause a tremendou rush of customers eager to purchase so he counseled with himself and solilo quized thusly : "That refrigerator must be brough before the people , and I am just thi man to do it. Don't talk to me abou your newspaper advertisements. I'l show you how to advertise without cost You don't ketch me paying a paper fo ; advertising ; not I. I'm too old foi that , and I show folks a new idea.1 Then he laughed a satisfied laugh , ant at once set about making a practical test of Tiis new method of diffusing in formation. He mixed up a pot of blacl paint , procured several large sheets o -caid-board and after much - - , expert menting and repeated attempts , finally succeeded in producing two signs tha1 read as follows : "Fifty dollars to the man who cat prove that any two things put into this ice-chest will taste one of the other. " He had a refrigerator run cut to the curb-stone , hung a sign over each side , and retired indoors to await the expected - pected run of customers. People pass ed. up and down the street , jostled eacl other in their hurry , glanced at the ice box and its signs , and went on. Aftei some hours of disappointed hopes and expectations the dealer saw a pedes trian halt , calmly peruse the wonderful announcement , and rather hesitatingly advance to the door. "Do you mean it ? " he inquired in an anxious tone , pointing over his shoul der to the signs. Yes-sir-ee , " emphatically responded the dealer. "Put your money up , " insinuated the stranger. "No , sir , " replied the dealer , in a pompous style ; "my word is as good as the cash. " "All right , I'll take you , " responded the stranger , as he departed. Some time after he returned with a box under each arm. "Stick to your agreement ? " he queried. "Of course I will , " answered the dealer , wondering what in the name oi Christopher Columbus the man had in view. The stranger set his boxes down on the sidewalk , and a crowd began to col lect. "He told the dealer that he was afraid that he ( the dealer ) would back out of the bargain , but the latter as serted his readiness to put up the stamps if necessary. The stranger opened a box , lifted a cat out and placed her in the refrigerator ; then he opened the other box and look there from a wire cage containing a large rat. rat."Now "Now , mister , " said he , "you just shut that door in a hurry when I flop the rat inside , and I'll go you another fifty that one will taste of the other in less'n five minutes. " The crowd yelled , and the dealer slammed the refrigerator door and slid into the- store , with a remark about fools and swindlers. He still refuses to recognize the stranger.'s. claim to the $50 but has taken his sign in. 125 Years Old. Messrs. Francis Newbery & Son , Lon don , England , established for 125 years , write : As a testimonial from one of the oldest drug-houses in Great Britain , re specting your household remedy , will no doubt be of interest to you , we are pleased to make the statement that we have sold St. Jacobs Oil with satisfac tion to the public , for several years , and that owing to the extraordinary merits of the article , the demand is continually increasing , and that we have heard of many favorable reports regarding its great virtue as a pain- curing remedy. ttoing Home. Chieafro Herald. "Yes , sir , I'm going home to see my folks down in New York , " said a young man as best he could between his fre quent spells of painful coughing. His face was thin and each of his cheeks dotted with a small pink spot ; his eyes were bright but sunken , his hands limp and fleshless , his voice hollow and his breath short. "I've been out west a couple of years , sir ; went out for my health , which was poor. I got better , a good deal better , and went to work. Think I must have worked too hard , as I was .anxious to get enough money ahead to build a nice house for some body from back in New York. Any how , I got sick again , and concluded wwaj aigssipSKSs to'go home. But Pll pick up wonde folly after 1 get there. I'm sui I will. There's mother , yt know , to takle care of me , ' an make beef tea for me and herb med cine. And she'll undress me and pi me to bed till I get strong enough to d it myself. I haven't been undresse for five nights. Father'li buy ever thing for me I want , and there's oi Nell , my favorite horse I'll drive hf around till I am able to get on her bac as I used to. And there's the sonn body I spoke of she'll be there , toi and I know I shall get well when I'l with her. What a nice time I'll have 1 don't mean to work any for two c three months , but walk about the det old place , help father feed the calve : watch the pigs eat in the barnyard , rid old Nell up and down the. lane and eve the fields , sit and fish for bass down i the pool , and go bathing in the creel just as I did when I was a boy. And must go to the old schoolhouse , teethe - the old schoolhouse where I went fc ten years , except during harvej and haying. And the whit church up at the corners won't th folks be surprised to see me there ne : Sunday ? Yes , sir , I'm going home and it makes me so happy I feel almos well again. I think a"night's rest o one of mother's feather beds with m clothes off will make a. new man c me. Good night , ' sir , if you're going Only one night more traveling for me I'll be home in the morning. " At th station next morning were the younj man's friends to meet him with a ai riage. The conductor hadtelegrapnei them at midnight. They were sobbing The carriage had blacK plumes. It occupant was lifted from the baggag car. "Old Nell" was hitched near b ; with the family chaise , in which sat' young girl with her face between he hands. At the white church up at th corners the next Sabbath they wer surprised to see him. Plao'a f.nro for Consumption does not dry up couga ; It removes tbe cause. Speed of Thought in Dreams. Philadelphia Ledger. A paragraph published in the Ledge ome weeks ago , giving a calculatioi of the speed of thougnt in dreams based upon a case that happened t < present the required data , has beei widely copied and has called out othe : stories and estimates of the same kind A correspondent of the Scientific Amer can relates that during the Turco-Rus sian war a telegraph operator at Seda lia , Mo. , was receiving a press dis patch in which the name o Gortschakoff frequently appeared The operator became so familiar wit ! this succession of sounds that as seer as the first syllable of the name had been received he went to sleep , had long and elaborate dream about a hunt ing trip in the Indian territory , occupy ing several days , and finally during th < division of the game woke up in timetc take the final syllable of Gortschakoff' name and the rest of the message. It is calculated that the time occupied bj this dream was forty-four one-hun- iredths of a second. The story is equally good , it will be observed , whether it is taken as a contribution tc science or a newspaper humor. PATENTS. No Patent. No Pay. Send modeler or drawing. Stoddart & Co. , 413 G. Street , Washington , D. C. , Patent At torneys. Royalty in the Composing Boom. It was my destiny oace to engage the leceased Prince Leopold , Duke oi Albany , in a long conversation , writes a , London correspondent. In the fall D ! 1879 Prince Leopold , accompanied t > y his former tutor , Canon Duckworth , Tisited the office of one of the largest rf the London morning newspapers , on the staff of which I was at that time amployed. I was deputed by the pro prietors to show the Prince over the building , a task which occupied about three hours ; for the Prince not only lesired to see everything that was to be seenHhere , but to have it explained : o him in detail. The poor old canon became quite wearied of the inspection ind once or twice hinted at the pro priety of quitting , until the Prince told aim plainly that he was not disposed to liurry. When passing through the jomposing-room , the Prince dum- iounded one of the compositors by ask ing him for the loan of his composing jtick. Of course the Prince's request ivas at once complied with , when his royal highness proceeded to still further istonish the typos by setting two or ihree lines from a page of manuscript ivhich lay on the case. It was evident ; hat the Prince was perfectly acquainted vith the arrangement of the cases and : ould compose type with ease. Court etiquette requiring that no one vho has not been officially introduced ihall put any question to any royal per- lonage , I was precluded asking for the ixplanationl so ardently desired to lave. Noticing , I suppose , my puz- : led expression , the Prince .proceeded , o enlighten me. He had learned prac- ical printing , he said , when a young > oy , at his uncle's in Germany , and had pent five weeks at the task. There is no historic custom in the oyal family of England , as there is in hat of Germany , requiring every prince o go through the farce of pretending o learn a trade , hence Prince Leopold's yiowledge of printing must have been roluntarily acquired. That the late ) uke of Albany was an accomplished inguistand musician , was generally : nown , but I think that it has been re- erved for me to publish , for -the first ime , that to his other acquirements aust be added the art of the composi- or. Scrofula , Scald-head , Tetter , Eose-rash , 'alse-measles , Nettle-rash , Lichen , Red- urn. Branny-tetter , Dry-tetter , Shingles , nd all diseases of a scrofulous nature are ored by bathing the diseased skin with 'aplllon Skin Core. The home industrial schools in New York ave sheltered 80,000 children and found ountry homes for 6UOO. Inordinate itching of the Skin or infhm- latlon Is relieved at once by Papillon Skin lure. "Iced tea'is peddled in the streets of few Orleans. . Nothing is more obnoxious than cant. Ispecially if you are trying to move a if e-and the cant happens to get onto our side. [ Kockland Courier , THE FBONT. Button Directors of th Union Facli ' Moving West on tHoUouble-Qalck. * * ' ' A Chicago dispatch of thd 28th says Mr. Dexter one bf he Boston directors the Union Pacific , arrived here yesterdi rather unexpectedly. on his way to Omahi He left on-the noon train takingjS. B. Call ) way with him. It is stated that other eas ' ern directors will come west next week'o the same errand. The caiise for this ' ne investigation , Just after President Adan and F. L. Ames have examined the con pany's affairs , has not transpired. It is qul evident that something new has turne up and that some decisive'action is soon 1 be taken by the directors. It -clalmed-l some that the intention in to have the roa placed in the hands of a receiver , and th : before taking the step the directors wish l personally examine the affairs of tbe con pany and see if such action is actually nee ees'ary. There are some , however , wb claim to be posted in Union Pacific attain who insist the road caunotbe placed in tb hands of a receiver so long as it can pay IE terest on Itsljondedindebtedness , and thei are no indications that default had to 'I made. Shocking Suffering. Atlanta Constitution. "Dear me , " gasped Mrs. Knoawl "here is a terrible item in the papei My , how the poor man must have sui fered ! " "What is it ? " asked her-hus band , coming to her side. "Why , on of those poor walking-match fellow swallowed a sponge ! " "WhatLe me see. " ! After 'Carefully reading th article Mr. K. threw the paper down growling : "You women ain't got : grain of sense ; it don't say he swal lowed a sponge. " "I know it don't ii those exact words , " answered his wife then brightly continued : "Hut hov could he throw up the sponge if h didn't swallow it1' . Another Life Saved. About two years ago , a prominen citizen of Chicago was told by his phy sicians that he must die. They said hii system was so debilitated that there wai nothing left to build on. He made uj his mind 'to try -"new departure. ' He got some of of Dr. Pierce's "Goldei Medical Discovery" and took it accord ing to directions. He began to improvi at once. He kept up the treatment foi some months , and is to-day a well man He says the "Discovery" saved his life How refreshing it is to the city mar to walk through the green fields of the country when they are adorned witl thousands of wild but beautiful flowers and how it arouses his sluggish energj and sends the blood' coursing through his veins when he carelessly kicks ovei a wasp's nest and has to run for deai life. Philadelphia Chronicle. Wrecked Manhood. Victims of youthful indiscretions suf fering from nervous debility , lack oi self-confidence , impaired memory , and kindred symptoms , should send three letter stamps for large illustrated trea tise , giving means of certain cure , with numerous testimonials. Address World's Dispensary Medical Associa tion , Buffalo , N. Y. The Century will commence in th August number a series of three paperJ by Mr. W. J. Stillman , recording the experiences of a classical expedition undertaken for the magazine. His ob ject was to trace the wanderings oi Ulysses , as described in Homer's "Odyssey , " and to identify , as far as it is possible to-day , the localities visited by the Ithacan king. The articles will have archaeological value , as well as special interest : for modern travelers. "Frailty , thy Name is Woman. " Hamlet. Fhat she is frail , often in body , ' "This true , 'tis true 'tis a pity. ' And pity 'tis , 'tis true. " Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" is the best restorative tonic for physical Erality in women , or female weaknesses ) r derangements. By druggists. Price reduced to one dollar. GLADSTONE'S ASTUTENESS , j Concessions to France , bnt English Opinion D. fended. | A cable from London of the 28th itates that a complete change has come over he political sky since Monday. The minis- ry , which last week was believed in im- uinent danger , and in hesitation whether o dissolve or resign , emerges triumphant 'or the momentfrom amid the most press- ng perils. Tne Es yptian crisis , tnough lot over , postponed , Gladstone's genius or parliamentary strategy has made his vorst mistake abroad but saved him at lome. His agreement with France , as de- cribed by himself , proves to embody nearly svery concession to French susceptibilities , ind every defense of English opinion which tad been foretold. It is his astuteness in eparating the two halves of his policy vhich gives the premier his present tri- imphs. OSTSix Photographs Free. "We are now giving away to each yearly ubscriber to the ST. Louis SUNDAY SAY- SGS six handsome Cabinet Photographs of eading actors and actresses. These pictures re the best in the market , and retail in the tores at 25 cents apiece. The SUNDAY AYINGS is the brightest and best newspa- > er in the United States. Send five cents or sample copy. Price $1.50 per year. THE SAYINGS COMPANY , 513 Elm Street , St. Louia , Mo. E. L. Godkin , of The Nation , a widower , ) about to be married again. . - m 1J m Miss Josephine Parry , of Lamar , Mo. , Is ecovering from her paralysis since she ommenced at Drs. Dickerson & Stark's urgical Institute at Kansas City. It is said the New York Herald has spent 173,000 fighting the newsdealers. Fare Cod-Iilver Oil , made from selected livers a the sea shore by CASWKLL , TTAKARTI & Co. , New 'ork : It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients 'ho have once taken it prefer t to all others. Phy- Icianshave decided it superior to any of the other Us in market. Chapped Sand * , Face , Flmplei , and Rough kin , cored by using JJUNIPER TAB SOAP , made by IASWKLL , HATiAnn & Co. . New York. A buffalo , a fox , a dromedary and a ze- ra have all been born in the Philadelphia oo this year. . IF afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac Ihompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 5c. 5c.Last Last week porpoises appeared for the first ime this season in New York harbor a [ gn of hot weather. The death by heart disease of A. R Jrane , a Harvard senior , is the fifth atality that has occurred among Har- rard students this year. Crane was the trongestman and the best general thlete in the college. - - .When.you visit .NewOTor&City , via Cei traljlepot , save Baggage Expressage and ! Carriage Hire/ and stop at tho'Grand Unit Hotel , opposite said depot. ' 8Lc hunurc elegant rooms fitted uofct a cost of one mi lion dollars ; $1 and uuwards per day. El ropean plan. Elevator. . Restaurant sui plied with the best. Horse cars , stages an elevated railroad to all depots. Famllii can live better for less money ratf the Gran Union Hotel than tX any other first-cia ! hotel In the city. _ The parson at the wedding is the rigl man in the rite place. _ Save 92.OO Per Day. When you visit Omaha and wish to stop at good hotel , go to Metropolitan , conu Twelfth and Douglas streets. There you ca got the same accommodations at 53.00 per da as at any of the first-class houses that charg $4.00. The Metropolitan is famous for it first-class tables , its good beds , its cleanllnes and tow prices : This la the hotel that acoon modatod one hundred more guests than an other house during the State Fair last f al and without any extra charge because of rush. It is the only fS.OO PER DAY HOIK OKHTRALI.Y LOCATED. _ A water party Jay Gould. A "T' par y Tom Ochlltree. _ A CARD. To all who are suffering from ei rors and Indiscretions of youth , nervous weal ness , early decay , loss of manhood , &o. , Iwi send a recipe that will cure you , FREE 0 ] CHARGE. This great remedy was disoovere by a missionary In South America. Send sell addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T. IHUAK Station D , Newiork. _ The first 'cyclone happened in Eden. 1 Was a perfect hurryCain. . _ BED-B17G8. flle , roaches , ants , rats , mice cleared out by "KOCGH ON BA-rs. " l&c. An academy to teach the Aztec languagi has been started in the City of Mexico. Something that will quiet the nerves , gtvi strength to the body , induce refreshing sleep , Improve the quality of the blood , ant purify and brighten the complexion , is whai many persons would be glad to obtain , Carter's Iron Pills are made for exactly this class of trouble's , and ara remarkably sue' cessful in accomplishing The ends desired , as named above. They are useful for boti men and women. Sold by druggists. Price , 25 cents a box. See advertisement. Industrious old ladies , as well as dele gates , believe In the "you knit" rule. Solid men admire the beautiful , and thie accounts in some measure for the thousands upon thousands of bottles of Carbollne , the deodorized petroleum hair renewer and dressing , which have been sold yearly since its invention by Messrs. Kennedy & Co. , of Plttsburg Pa. _ _ A clay which can be utilized in the manu facture of putty has been discovered in At- tala , Miss. _ I have had Catarrh for years In its worst form. Before I had used one bottle of Ely's Cream Balm droppings into my throat had ceased , pain and soreness in my head was removed , as well as deafness. It gives me immediate relief for cold in the head. MBS. J. D. HAGADORN , Union , N. Y. [ Price 60 cents. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A New York dairyman was fined 5500 for feeding his cows swill. _ "KOUGH OKPAIBT. " Quick cure for Colic , Cramps , Dlairhoea , Aches , Pains , tpralns , Head- Boston has on its streets and squares 886 electric lights , all burning at the city's ex pense. _ At certain seasons of the year nearly every person suffers to a greater or less extent taom impurity of the blood , biliousness , c. , &c. This should be remedied as soon is discovered , otherwise serious results may follow. Sherman's "PKICKLY ASH BITTERS" will effectually remove all taint of disease and restore you to health. A button is one of those events that are ilways coming off. _ THE MARKETS. " * OMAHA. 5VHKAT No. 2 , 65(365Kc ( BARLEY No. 2 , 5052c. RYE No. rf , 4647c. 30RN No , 2 , 38Kfc 38tf c. DATS No. 2 , 2930c. FLOUR Wheat Graham , $2 503 00. JRANGBS Messina , per box , aU 00(38 ( 00. [ iKMONa Messina , per box , $5 2535 75. f BUTTER Creamerv , 1820c. BUTTKB Best country roll , 12 > f15o. Baas Fresh. 12"ai3 > c SHICKENS Perdoz. , live , $300(33 50. STRAWBERRIES Per case , $2 753 50. DHICKKNS Perlb. . dressed , 1213c. UNIONS Per bushel , 90cl 00. POTATOES New , per bu . , 60(2 ( 65 . . SAY Bailed , per ton , $10 OOO12 00. OKSS PORK $19 00@ 0 00. iHEBF $4 004 50. STEERS $4 2505 25. lees 4 50(35 00. ) ALVE8 $5 50O6 50. CHICAGO. iVHEAT Per bushel , 8384Kc ) ORN Per busnel , 5252Hc. ) ATS Per bushe ! , 2929 > ic. ? ORK $16 60O16 75. 4ARD $7 407 42K. lees Packing and shipping , $4 90O525. JiTTUt Exports , $6 4006 75. iHEEP Medium to extra , $4 00(34 ( 25. ST. LOUIS. VHEAT Per bushel. OOKcan 00. JORN Per bushel , 48ffl48 > ic. > ATS Per bushel , 2728o'c. ( BATTLE Exports. $6 5Qfa 80. IHEEP Medium , $3 50(34 ( 50. lOGS Packers , $5 005 25. m - XERVOU8 Weakness , Dysoeptla , Sexual De- lllty , cored by ' Welm' Health Renewer. " Jl. The Paris Gaulois denies a rumor that he Count de Paris is engaged on a life of Philippe. _ Of 'the many remedies before the public 3r Nervous Debility and weakness of Nerve lenerative System , there is none equal to' illen's Brain Food , which promptly and ermanenlly restores all lost vigor ; it never ills. $1 pkg. , 6 for $5. At druggists , or y mail from J. H. Allen , 315 First Ave. , few York City. Yaller Dog and Raw Dog are the names f two little towns south of Heppner , Ore. Sprains , onuses , stiff joints , burns , cams , and rheumatism are relieved by Fncle Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment. old by druggists. _ Worms cause peevishness , fevers , con- nlsions and frequently death. A pleasant. ife and certain remedy Is Dr. J AGUE'S ffiBMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all ruggists. _ Headache , constipation , liver complaint , ilionsness are cured by that mild , cleans- ig remedy which never produces pain , IILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVES PILLS. inly 25 cts. Sold by Druggists. An economical man will keep the leather f his harness soft and pliable , which pre- 3rves it from cracking or ripping. He al- rays uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. old by all Harness Makers. _ One. third of all who die in active middle fe are carried of by consumption. The test frequent cause is a neglected cold , DUgh , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or aihma , ail of which may be permanently iired by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR 2TD WILD CHERRY. Sold by Drug- Ists. _ A farmer's wealth depends on the condi- on of his stock. When scraggy and feeble ley are especially liable to distempers , f e- ers , colds , and all disease which destroy oimals. ' Thousands of dollars are saved tmually by that valuable old standby. FNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER Restless , fretful , crying children are suf- jring and need for their relief DR. WINCH- ILL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which Is use- il not only for all the disorders of teething ifants , but cures coughs , croups , sore iroat , colic and cramps of older children , ad should always be kept in every house > r emergencies. Only 25 cts. Sold by all ruggists. | STINGING , Irritation. Inflammation , all Kid ner and Urinary Compliant * , cured by "Ouchu talba. " IL In Montana sheep are uow selling at $5 bead , and ratt'p ' nt$35 to * 40 In the herd. _ OTTMB JLU. 33ISZA8H8 OP TXTJB KTDKTY8 , X2VEBBLADDEB , TJBXWABTOHOAN3 , _ OHAVEL. BU2OETE8 , HQIOHTS DISEASE. PAZNBINTHZ _ BAGS. xonra OK BTDX , NEHVOTJ8 DTSEAHBH. By the TIM of thi RDCKDT. the Komaoh and Bowel * speedily regain their strength , and the blood U purified. ItUprononneedby hundred * of the bet doctor * fc be tao ONLY CUBE for all kind * of Kidney Dl a e . It U purely vegetable , and cure * when other medl daeafall. Over 100 Physicians In the BUto of Bhodt Bland on. reootd testifying la It * favor and who pr * crlbe It regularly. It ia prepared ezpreuly for thee dlaeueandhai never been known to Cill. One trial will oonvimx you. 7oralebyaUdrugcita. PBICE 91.25. Bend for Pamphlet of Testimonial * . Sr-O-aTT'S Z % 3a E33Z > CO. . FROYIDE5CE , B. I. A.W. Brown. 2CJ > . . of Providence , E , X. , * ay 1 have used HUZTT'S [ Kidney and Liver ] BESODTZ In ny practice for tha part aizteen yearaand cheerfully recommend It u being a safe and reliable remedy. " a ASH Dytpepila , General De&ility , Janadioe , Halitnal Conatipa- tion < Iiiver Complaint * 3iok Headache , Diseaiod Kid * aeyi , Etc. , Etc. It contains only the Purest Drugs , among which may be enumerated 'B1CKW ASH DAEZ 1OT BXSSI23 , XAOTSAa , BWOT , EZH2TA , Etc. It cleanses the system thoroughly , and as a PURIFIER OF THE BLOOD Zaj Unequoled. It Is not an Intoxicating beverage , nor car It bo used as fldch , by reason of Its Cathartlt Properties. PRICKLY ASH BITTERJS CO. Sole Proprietors , < tT. IQUIR AND KANSAS CITY. ROCKFORDWATCHES Are vnequalledln EXACTING SERVICE , Used by thu Chlel I Mechanician of th U.S.Coast Survey : -by the Admiral commanding- tha U. b. Naval Observ atory , for Astro- knoinicalwork ; and 'by XiocomotlT * .KntTlneers , Con- Iductors and Rall- r way men. They are recognized as all nses in which close [ time and durability are re > Iquisltes. Sold in principal I cities and towns by the COM- I PANT'S exclusive Acents ; * dlngj l r . ) whoglve'a gull Warranty. CATARRH THIS HUM was discovered by its present proprietors arid is tbe resu t of ex periments , b-sed upon many years experi ence as Hba-macists It i different from other preparations- used for these iroubles being bariulpi-s anc agreeable ; offerintcln tbose rest ects a mark ed contrast ti the D A VGEROUS and IIAItJIFCr , LIQCIUS , SNUTPH and CAUTER IZING POWDEI'S. Ap ply by the finger into ibe nostrils , fend for circular. 0 cents at Druggists GO cents by moil registered. ELY BROTHERS. Druggists. Owpgo. N. Y. IORSE COLIC AND WATER CURE. It If w * * will cure thn worst case of jasmndicorwiMDcoLicinone hour orinflamma- on of the Bladder o" Kidneys if promptly attend- Ito. It has been used in the Royal Vetenn ry ollege , London , England , f r 17 year * , in my own ractice In the United States , and ithasnaver fall- em the many thousand cases I nave used it in. rice SI.00 per bottle with full instructions 'or its se. BendffrmyNevr General Information Boole ee. Address , DB. J. W. CBIl/E8&rO , For sale by all druggists. Dayton , Ohio. OShotCu Revolvers , ! ? BlB k . B ELECRAPHY r taughtat Omaha School Telegraphy , Omah Neb. Send for circular. E. O. WAIT , Manages FARM Telegraphy or hort-hand and type HUH writing here. Hltnatlons furnished. Address Valentine Bros. , Janesville , Wls. 'ATENTS ! The * . P. Simpson. Wash ington. D.C No pay asked r patent until obtained. Write for Inventor's Qnlde HARIES SHIVERICK , FDRMTDKE. 12O6 , 12O8 < & 121OFaranm t.Omaha. kOKXTft WANTED for the beat and faatwt telling Pictorial Books and Bibles. Price reduced per cent. NATIONAL PITB. Oo. . St. Louis. Mo. f AATKl * experienced Book and Bible Agents in every County. Liberal Salaries Paid. Address itlng experience , P. O. Box g. g. , St. ixmls. Mo. norpbtne liiuuit car cl inlfT to 20 day a. No pay till Cared. DB. J. bTEPHjcNS , Lebanon. Ohio. coPISO'S CU R E FORro CBIES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. , BestCoughbyrup. Tastesgood. Use in lime , bold by druggists. CONSUMPTIONS N U Omaha 214 28 HEN WETTING TO. ADVERTISERS , please say you saw the advertisement In thin PAPILLON "A 8EVKUE CASK Of OATAKKH CURED. " Mr. At a B. 11 wley. of the firm of Pltrco & llow- lar. DroRjutfl and Apotfn < Mrtes , oor. % tn and Indi ana ATO f says ; "I was ffltctad with a Terr iue > r-i- vated lorrn or latir'h.iOTornl phrflctani predicted tnixt It would foon tnd In consumption. Wo have fold PAIMM.UN nvrAKRIi COJiK fornoulr two ream and he.nl uch peed report * fr m our custom - er that I was induced to uw the remedy fur rar own cute ; the icsult wni unprecedented. I com menced to Ret ifoll after uslna It the first time. I com Inuedoslntr the remedy for tsvcpil week * , and am now entireU cured , i ulll be glad to giro nny one calling upon mo further particular * , faplllon OatarrnCuro'wo'aroconn'lont l ti < o only * ur cure f6r Catarrh acute or chronic IK y Fever or Uot Cold. " To the needs of the tourist , commercial ; traveler and new ettier. Hostottor's Ptomacb Blttars Is peculiarly * itaoted. ilnce It strengthens thedltfiwtive organs and braces the phys ical en rgie to un- healtnful Influence * ' It re01 ores and pre vents malarial fever omit potion , dys- i popili , heaith'nily ttmulate-i the kid neys and bladder , and nnrlchMM well in" purltH * the btood. When overtime by fatlKue , whether mental or phr-lcal. th-i weary and de bilitated find it a tellable source of w iav rmiewcd strength and comfort for sale by all DrugKlats and Dealers generally. A Skin of Beauty Is a Joy Forever. DR. T. FELIX GOURAUD'3 Oriental Cream , or Mngleial Beuntlfler. S3. " " fliBk BemovesTan , " & MSh- Sf -"Ea - ches Freckle * and . * kln dUeanes I"nd every jblomlsb on beau.y , and deilea detec tion. It has stood the te > of thlity years nnd la so harmless we taste It to be sure tbe prop- arntlon is proper y made Accept no counterfeit of similar name. TiTe'diatlnsulthed Ir. I * . A7-a"yre Bald ( to a lady of the haul ton ( a patient ) : "As v. u ladles will use them , l recommend vouraud's Cream' as tbe leist htirmfulof all the Skin pr-paratlon * . ' One bottle will last , ilx u onths uMnv it i-verv day. Also ou- dre Bubtilo removes superfluous hair wlthoat Injury totheftkln. MUK M. II T. UOU.tAUn. Hole Hnip 43 Bond ft. N. V. For sa'e by all Prugglsta and Fancy floods Dealers jy newaro of base imita tions Jl.OOO Koward for tiriest and proof of any Oiie selling tbe same. AGENTS WANTED ! For Our Family Newspaper , THE ST , LOUIS SUNDAY SAYINGS ! 5 Sample Copies Free * * > setter uo of Handsome Oil Painting Given to each Ascent urndlnff as money tar tea subscriber * . DPThe painting is wortb $8.00 in any picture itote , Price of Paper , SI.GO a Tear. We refer to the following parties in this city and elsewhere as to our responsibility : St. Louis Na- li mal Bank ; 8t Louts Eventiis broi.lcle Kansas DityTlnieaC'o. . Kan&asUlty Mo. ; ft L < uls ; News paper Union ; Graham Paper < o. , bt. Uiute , Mo. , snd any other business man or firm in thli city. THE SAYINGS COMPANY , 51 E'm ' Street , St. Louis , Mo. ! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * . . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 * . VEGETABLE COMPOUND . * IS A POSITIVE CUBE FOR All those painful Complaint ? * and Weaknesses so common * * * * * * * to our best * * * * * * k > * FEMALE POPULATION. * * Frke $1 la liquid , pill or loienge fora. ' Jts purpose is solely for the legitimate healing of liseaie and the relief of pain , and that ft does all t claims to do , thousands of ladies can gladly testify. It will euro entirely all Ovarian troubles , Inflamnuv- lon and Ulceration , Falling and Displacements , and onsequent Spinal Weakness , and is particularly daptedtothe changeof life * * It removes Faintnesg. Flatulency , destroys all craving or stimulant- ' , and relieves Weakness of the Stomach. t cures Bloating. Headaches , Nervous Prostration , taneral Debility , Sleeple-wness , Depression and Indh- estion. That reeling of bearing down , causing pain , nd backache , is always permanently cured by Its use. Send stomp to Lynn , Mas * . , for pamphlet. Letters of aqulryconudentlallyanswered. Forsaleatdruyylit * . TONIC BJITERS be most Elegant Blood Purifier , Liver Invlgora- ir. Tonic , and Appetizer over known. The first liters containing Iron ever advertised In Amerl- i. Unprincipled persons -areinitatlnjj the cam * : iok out for frauds. Sea iat tbe following ligna- irels on every bottle and ikcnone other : , SST. PAUI. , arjJfJf. " Druggist & CheiaiJ > 5 FOOTE'8 Original METHODS ll Fl PYFQ a e iewv 'ithcntd''cOF LU I. I LO tors.meUicine orglasscs - or ur-conifortaWc truss. UlUnCIO Cured vithnntrntfinp : 1 newrainlcsssafetsiuc.i HIlT , rtc. : causes' ' and rational treatment , f ' Diseases of all kinds i'a , illeil "incurable. " ICc.each. ; Jdrrss Dr. E. B. FOOTE , Eos 788 , X. Y. City. . - - - - - - - vw ELASTIC TRUSS loa a fad different from alt uiers. Is cnp shanc. with Self- A ttaff Baflln ren'ter.7dij& it-scirtonllpositionsortheboay Mte the ball in the cup resses back the intes- IS.STAKDARD. 5 TON JONES WAGON-SCALES , Iiou Lavera. Steel Bearing ! . Bru * OF Tare Beam tnd Beam Box , M3HAMTQH and JOSESh p.ti the freight for fro Price Llit mention thn paper an j addrtu JQNES OF BINQHAMTON. JOSEPH GILLOTT'S ' I by ALL DEALERS throughout the \Vorld. fold Medal Paris Exposition , 1878 , YOUR MONEY" II buy 33 per cent , more Groceries at the Old Be * ) le store of iJ. B. FJKENCH < Ss CO. , OMAILA. , ji can be bought elsewhere in the state. They se lb . A. Sugar for . . . . 81. OO 1-8 lb . Extra C 8ngar for - 81. OC 1-8 Ib * . Granulated Sugar ( or * 81. OC Vb . .New Orleans Sugar for . 81. OO d other goods in proportion. Send for Monthly CO List , J. B. FKKNCH & CO. , OMAHA. I aHv Ao > pnf * * * > " 'inB' LdUy ngeniSnent emptoyraeat anJjooQ saiazy selling Queen City Sample outfit Free. Address Qneeat . O. I I PURGATIVE _ _ _ _ _ , _ E4U elX ySfICK AIACHE'BllIonmes * and all LIVES , and BOWEL Complaints - T.nTi BLOOD POISON , and Skin Diseases ( ONE PILI. A DOSE ) . Per Pemale Coniglalnta these ? m have no equa. "I flnd tem a valuable Cathartic and Liver Pill. Dr. T. M. Pateerlatcmticello f "In my practice I use no other J. Denniaon. MJJ. , DeWitt , Iowa , Sold everywhere OT Bent -anil for : cts. Ja Bteaps. Vcluatle Information fbsE. , t , 'g. JolSOa ' & COVBOSTOH-