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VOLUME III. McCOOK , RED WILLOW COUNTY , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY , JULY 3 , 1884. NUMBER 5.
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BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
UNITED STATES LANDOFFICE
McCook , Nebraska.
0. L. UWB , Bolster. C. . F. CAECOOE , Beeclvcr.
OmcK Jlotms : Froin-n A. M. to 12II. , mill
1 to 4 P. M. , mountain time.
. J. E. COCI1KAN ,
' ATTORNEY AT. LAW , "
UeC602 , 2ED WILLOW COTOTT , HSB.
Pmctlco In tiHy Courts of tlm state and Kau
nas , and thu government Land OHIco of tins
Blstrlct , tinil before the Land Department at
Washington. ' Satisfaction guaranteed , and
terms reasonable. OHicc 1st door smith of the
U. S. Lund OIHcH. - -
JENNINGS & STAHBUGK ,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW ,
McCooK , - ' NEBRASKA.
special at t flit Ion to tlic practice of law ,
nuil iiiiikltiK collections.
taroillce Sccondljlucknorth of ik-pot , 'J < loorn north
Green's ilrug gtorc. . 2J. .
JOHN A. LEE ,
MERCHANT TAILOR ,
MCCOOK , : : NEBRASKA.
fST'Fit and "Workmanship guaranteed.
Alsa agent fr the " \Vhcelcr & Wilson Scwinj
Muehine.
PAGE T. FKANOIS ,
COUNTY SURVEYOR ,
Red Willow County.
Keeps certified plats of all lands in the
Hitchcock land district. Special attention
given to all such business. Correspondence
solicited. S-iS.
L. LEE JOHNSON , M. D. ,
PHYSICIAN & SUBGEQN ,
Graduate Medical leparteest Univcrcity Wcsstcr.
OFFICE : Two doors cast of the T.ril > une
Office , where he can be tound when not pro
fessionally engaged , llesidence , corner of
Jefferson and Madison streets
Dii. Z. L. KAY ,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON ,
McCOOK , NEBRASKA.
I will 1)0 found t S. L. Green's Druj ? Store
for the present. All orders left there will re-
eeive prompt attention.
T. 13. STUTZMAN , M. D. ,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON ,
McCOOK , NEBRASKA.
Ollicc one door east of Tun TIUHUSI : ollicc ,
where all calls will receive prompt attention ,
day or night.
Dii. A. J. WILLED
SURGEON B. & M. Railroad.
[ OFFICE AT 15. & M. PHARMACY , ]
'McCOOK , - - NEBRASKA.
A. UATEWOOD ,
SURGEON DENTIST.
[ OFFICE AT McCOOK HOTEL. ]
{ Preservation of the teeth a specialty.
JOHN F. COLLI2CS ,
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER ,
McCOOK. - - NEBRASKA.
JoliblnB will rccchc prompt attention ntmybliop
on DrnnlMtn St. , opposite McCooU Mouse. 1'l.xns and
specifications furnished If desired.
CONGDON & CLIFF ,
BRICKLAYERS & PLASTERERS
McCOOK , - NEBRASKA.
Eg All jobs promptly attended to.
Superintendent Public Instruction
Teachers' Examinations at Jndianola on the
third Saturday of every month , commencing
tit fl o'clock. A. M.
' W. M. SANDERSON ,
HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTER ,
NEBRASKA.
McCooK , -
{ 35T-.A11 work guaranteed. Give me a call.
WILLIAM McINTYRE ,
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER
OF LONG EXPERIENCE.
All work warranted. All material furnished
if desired. Work done on short notice.
HINMAN & CO. ,
Painters , Cramers , Paper Hangers
McCOOK , 2-36. NEBRASKA.
furnished for Celling Decorations ,
In paper er Fresco Painting. _
BER SHOP
JACKSON TUBBS
Barter Shop on TVcst Bcnnlson
A. C. TOWNE ,
REAL BSTATB AGENT
McCOOS ,
for sale Deeded Lands , Timber Claims and
Also , will locate parties on Govern-
Saddles f Harness ,
[ OITOSITK HOTEL OX T1IK HILL. ]
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Manufacturer and Dealer In
SADDLES ,
HARNESS ,
BRIDLES ,
COLLARS ,
BRUSHES ,
COMBS ,
'WHIPS.
Stock Saddles , C'ow-Boy .out
tits , and Spurs.
'
R. H. HAMILTON.
CITY BAKERY"
A. PROBST &BRO.
PllOPlllETOHS.
WE KEEP ON HAND
BREAD. PIES & CAKES ,
GJ1AKAM UIIEAD.
i
Cakes Made on Order.
Lunch Room iu connection , where
you can get hot coffee , etc. '
BARBER SHOP ,
Go to A. P , Sharp's for
FIRST-CLASS
SHAVE or HAIR CUT ,
HOT AND COLD BATHS
ON SHORT NOTICE.
and Children's Hair
) rcssing a specialt } * .
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.
Arc you distuibcd at iifelit and lnokcu of your rest
iy a .sick child MiITerliijj and crj inj ; with pain of cut-
In" tcctli' ! If MIcnd at unci ! and jjet a liottlc of
Irs. . Winstar's Ssthitg Syrup fsr Children Tcettog.
t ! < value ! > incnlculniilc. It will relieve the poor
ittlc sufferer inimedi.itcly. Depend upon it , mothers
heie K no mistake almut it. It etnes dysentery and
Harrlioea , regulates tlie stomach and bowels , cures
\lndcollc , Miftcns the gums , reduces inflammation ,
mil stives * tone and energy to the whole sy&tein.
its. Wiile ' : Scotliss Srsp for CHliica Tcetnhg is
ilea&nnt to the t\ftc , and Is the piescrlptlou of one
> f the oltlc and best female nurses and physicians
u the United States , unit is fur s.ile by all druggists
lirunsliunt the world. Price 25 cents a bottle.
for the working class. Send ID cents
for postage , and vis will mall you free ,
a loyal , valuable bo of sample goods
_ _ that will put jon in thu way of making
nore money in a few d.iyt > than \ oil ccr thought pos
sible at any business. Capital not i equired. AVe will
start j on. You can work all the time or In spare time
onlj. The woik Is uni\er.-.ally adapted to both sexes ,
young and old. You c.in ea ily cam from 30 cents to
P3 e\ery Mi-Bins. Tint all who want'work may test
lie business' , we make this uiip.n.xlleledoffer ; to all
who are not well hatisflvdv \\ill send $1 to pay for
he tixmblu of writing us. Full p.u ticiilarb , diiectious ,
Jtc. , sent free. Fortunes will lie made by those who
give their whole time to the work. Great success
absolutely Mire. Don't delay. Start now. Addicts
STISSOX < fc CO. , Portland , iMalue. 2-35.
wanted for The Lives of all the
President * of thu U. S. The
largest , lnnd omcst best book
eer sold foi less than twice our
price. The fastest selling book in Ameiica. Immense
profits' to agents. All intelligent people wantlt. Any
one can become a successful agent. Terms free.
HALI.1JTT I5OOK CO. , Portland , M.ilnc. 2-35.
ALWAYS AHEAD.
Our Druggist , S. L. Green , Is distributing free sam
ple bottles of Beggs' Blood Purlflcr. It will at once
relieve that drowsy , heavy , tired feeling , loss of am
bition , &c. , caused by a Torpid Liver and diseased
Kidneys. It costs nothing to try It.
a week at home , fa outfit free. Pay ab
solutely sure. Koiisk. Capital not requir
ed. Kcatlcr. if you want business at which
persons of either sex , young or old , can
make great pay all the time they work , with absolute
certainty , write-for particulars to H. HALLETT &
CO. Portland , Maine. 2-35 ,
Those Blotches , Pimples , Eruptions of the Skin ,
Spring Humors , &c. , can be cured by using Beggs1
Blood Purifier. "We warrant every bottle old to give
satisfaction , and furnish FREE samples to all who
desire to try it. S. L. Green.
The call for Beggs' Blood Purifier is dally increas
ing. S. L. Green is furnishing sample bottles free.
It is an excellent medicine for the Liver , Kidneys
and Blood. "Warranted.
AEE YOU MADE miserable by Indigestion , Con
stipation , Dizziness. Loss of Appetite , Yellow Skin ?
Shlloh's Vltalizer is a positive Cure.
FOR DYSPEPSIA and Liver complaint , yon have a
printed guarantee on every bottle of Shlloh's "Vltal-
izer. It never fails to cure.
THE Rev. Geo. H. Thayer , of Bourbon , Ind. , says :
"Both myself and wife owe our lives to SHILOHS
CONSUMPTION CURE. "
"WHY "WILL YOU cough when Snlloh's Cure will
give Immediate relief. Price 10 eta. , 50 cts. and $1.
SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY a positive cure
for Catarrh , Diphtheria and Canker Mouth.
A NASAL INJECTOR free with each bottle ef
Shlloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 50 cents.
SHILOH'S CURE will immediately relieve Croup ,
"Whooping cough and Bronchitis.
"HACKMETACK. " a lasting and fragrant perfume.
Price 25 and 50 cents.
Sold by S. L. Green , druggist , McCooK , Neb.
TEXAS SIKTIXCS : I nebber saw but
one woumn dat couldn't talk , an , < le
way she could wiggle her fingers was
a plum' sight.
ANYTHING that makes the human
heart warmer- , anything that makes the
current of affection run fuller , anything
that makes gratitude and love and honor
and truth and faith stronger , makes
the man stronger.
SCRUPULOUS fairness in estimating
the doings and characters of others
is not'a very common characteristic ,
and the man who builds much of his
happiness on a recognition of his per
sonal merits is very likely to be a
melancholy person.
A DELEGATION , of Judge Advocate
General Swaim's friends are said to
have besieged the. President the other
day , headed by Congressman Calkins ,
to ask fpr the cancellation of the order
for a court martial. The President
merely expressed his surprise that under
the circumstances the general does'not
demand a court martial as his right ,
and declined to rescind the order.
AUKOJJA , Indiana , is the seat of the
latest sensation. Three or four women
clubbed together and administered
an orthodox tarring and feathering
to another woman , whose offense was
that , she was suspected of being
beloved of a man "who was the divorced
husband of one of the lynchers. The
ground was hardly sufficient , but the
job was said to have been very neatly
done.
BOH BUKDUTT says man , born of
woman , is of few/lays and no teeth.
And , indeed , it would be money in
his pocket sometimes if he had less
of either. As for his days , he wasteth
one-third of them , and for his teeth
he has convulsions when lie cuts them ,
and as the last one comes.through ,
lo ! the dentist is twisting the first
one out , and the last end of that man's
jaw is worse than the first , being full
of porcelain , and a roof-plate built to
liold blackberry seeds. Stone bruises
line his pathway to manhood ; his
father boxes his ears at home , the big
boys cuff him in the play ground ,
and the teacher whips him in the
school room. He buyeth Northwest
ern at 110 , when he has sold short at
96 , and his neighbor unloaded upon
him Iron Mountain at 63g , and it
straightway brcakelh down to 42J.
He riseth early and sitteth up late
that lie may fill his barn and store
houses , and lo ! his children's lawyers
divide the spoils among themselves ,
and say , "Ha , ha ! " He growletli and
is sore distressed because it raineth ;
and he beateth upon his breast , and
sayeth , "My crop is lost ! " because it
raineth not. The late rains blight
his wheat , and the frost biteth his
peaches. If it be so that the sun
shineth , even in the nineties , he say
eth , " VYoe is me , for I perish ; " and
if the north wind sigheth down in
forty-two below , he crieth , "Would
I were dead ! " If he wear sackcloth
and blue jeans , men say , "He is a
tramp ; " and if he goeth forth shav
en and clad in purple and fine linen ,
all the people cry , "Shoot the dude ! "
He carryeth insurance for twenty-
five years , until he has paid thrice
over for all his goods , and then he
letteth his policy lapse one day , and
the same night fire destroyeth his
store. He buildeth him a house in
Jersey , and his first-born is devoured
by mosquitoes ; he. pitcheth his tents
in New York , and tramps devour his
substance. He moveth into Kansas ,
and a cyclone carryeth his house
away over into Missouri , -while a
prairie fire and ten million acres of
grasshoppers fight for his crop. He
settleth himself in Kentucky , and is
shot the next day by a gentlemen , a
colonel , and a statesman , "because ,
sah , he resembles , sah , a man , sah , he
did not like , sah. " Verily , there is
no rest for the sole of his foot , and if
he had it to do over again he would
not be born at all , for "the day of
death is better than the day of ones
birth. "
Tins is what Sir Lepel Griflin says
of the American girl : "Stylish and
pretty , * independence personified ,
but very honest and pure-minded is
the American girl. She adores pleas
ure , dress , luxury ; shows herself
morally without concealment , such
as she is , in a manner to deceive no
one ; knows she is attractive and loves
to attract without committing herself ;
flirts all the winter with this one or
that one , only to dismiss him in the
spring , choosing immediately another.
Her resources are capital which never
lies 'idle. She goes' out alone ; she
travels alone ; or , when it suits her
better with male friend- with
, a , - a-con
fidence without limit , and in intimacy
in appearance almost conjugal. ' T.he
one thus elected is allowed to describe
his feelings and to speak of his love
from morning till night , but is not
permitted to kiss even the tips of her
fingers. Words without deeds she
amuses herself with as much as pos
sible before marriage. In one sense
she has created the Paris fashions.
Yet men of all nations are bewitched
with her , though they do not marry
her unless she has"a'larnre fortune.
O
With reddish hair paler than gold ,
frank , black eyes , which neither droop
nor quail , and a figure which it is
impossible to imitate , she lies back in
acarriage as if it were a hammock ; a
natural and easy pose , quite - unconscious
scious of voluputousness. On foot
she steps along briskly and uncon
cernedly , her heels tapping the pave
ment as she walks. Attracting many
glances she is yet much occupied with
herself and little with others ; a plant
from the broad wilds , which , put in a
narrow space , and finding itself hem
med in , stretches across the glass
without disquieting itself with the
thin , frozen plants which vegetate
around it. If understood better and
criticised less , this young girl would
be more truly estimated at her just
value. "
A UKIAT many people suffer during
the warm season from worry and
restlessness. They will not take life
easy. Of course there is work that
must be done , and duties which must
be .accomplished , but due allowance
should be made for the season. In the
race for riches men are apt to forget
the duties they owe to themselves
and their families. The laws of nature
cannot be broken with impunity , and
yet men strain every nerve , taking
no reiaxtive , paying no regard to the
calls of nature for a halt until they
break down under the strain. The
summer is a season for relaxation. If
it be impossible to entirely discard
business cares , there are many ways
in which a moment of rest can be
snatched between times. There is
nothing to be lost by giving the al
mighty dollar an occasional rest.
The American people- are not as a
usual things , prone to take life easy.
But it would be for their own good
if they cultivated that habit a little
more. The increase of nervous diseases
in this country is becoming appalling.
The continual hurry and worry is
driving thousands to an early grave.
And yet a great deal of this might
easily be avoided if people would
consult their natural comforts and
necessities to a greater extent. The
faculty of taking things coolly should
be cultivated as naturally as a pedes
trian takes the shady side of the street
on a hot day. And in no season should
the health and mind be guarded more
carefully than during the summer
months. It is the season when people
are the most careless. In a hundred
ways physical and mental life can be
made enjoyable by the exercise of a
little fore-thought , even though cir
cumstances would indicate otherwise.
Topics.
GOVERNOR MURRAY has been reappointed -
appointed and confirmed Governor of
Utah. The great kick against him ,
engineered by the Mormons and backed
by the Democrats , has come to naught.
For once in their history the apostles
have ascertained that there are some
things in Washington that their money
will not buy.
W. C. LaTOURETTE ,
H DEALER IN | |
HARDWARE , STOVES , QUEENSWARE ,
AGRICUTURAL IMPLEMENTS ,
BARBED WIRE.
The Largest Stock and Lowest Prices
in Red Willow County.
CALL AND BE CONVINCED.
Sign of BIG AX. Three Doors South P. 0.
McCOOK NEBRASKA.
LYTLE BROS. ,
-GENERAL DEALERS IN-
HARDWARE , STOVES AND TINWARE ,
Agricultural Implements and Barb Wire.
HEADQUARTERS FOR
The Celebrated Bain Wagon
The Best Wagon in the Market
MANUFACTURING AND REPAIRING OF
Tin , Sheet- Iron & Copperware
By Practical and Experienced Workmen , Promptly
and Neatly Executed.
Corner Store , Opposite Citizen's Bank , McCOOK , NEBRASKA.
B. . PHARMACY.
HAVE IN STOCK A LINE OF
FINE TOILET ARTICLES ,
Combs , Brushes , Perfumery , Extracts , Etc.
WINES AND LIQUORS
Will be sold only in cases of sickness , and then only
on Physician's Prescription.
Prescriptions Carefully Compounded , Day or Night.
Doctor's Choice , America's Finest Five Cent Cigar.
McCOOK , - - NEBRASKA ,
THE CITIZEN'S BANK OF McCOOK
DOES A GENERAL
BANKING BUSINESS
Collections made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn directly
on the principal cities of Europe. Taxes paid for Non-Residents.
Money to loan on Fdfming . "Lands , Village and personal
property. Fire Insurance a specialty.
Tickets for Sale to and from Europe-
C022ESP01TD2HT3 :
First National Bank. Lincoln , Neb.
Chaae National Bank , New York.
J.W. DOLAX , President.
V. FRANKLIN , Vice President.
"W. F. WALLACE. Caahier.