McCooK WEEKLY TRIBUNE VOLUME II. McCOOK , RED WILLOW COUNTY , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY , JUNE 5 , 1884. . NUMBER 1. BUSJNESS DIRECTORY. UNITKDSTATES LAND OFFICE McCook , Nebraska. 0. L. LAWO , 2cEitcr. C. F. UABCOSE , 2cel7cr. Omen Houits : Vroin ' . ) A. M. to 12 M. , and 1 to 4 P. M. , mountain time. J. E. COCII11AN , ATTORNEY AT LAW , MeCOOZ , 2ED WILLOW COU1TT7 , 1TEB. Practice in any Courts of the state and ICau- fias , and the Kwernmcnt Land Oillce of this District , and before the Land ncpurtmont at Washington. Satisfaction jnmranteed , and terms reasonable. Oiliee 1st door smith of tlie U. S. Land Olliee. 2-28. JENNINGS & STA11BUCK , ATTORNEYS AT LAAV , McCooK , - - NEBRASKA. Will clve special attention to the practice of law , and making collect IOIIK. C-Sf Olllci ! SccoiulblHcknorth of depot , 2 doors north G reen'udruK store. % - ' ! . JOHN A. LEE , % ] \TERCHANT TAILOR , McCooK , : : NEBRASKA. it and Workmanship guaranteed. | Alss agent f rtlie Wheeler & Wilson JSewing Machine. PAGK T. FUANCIS , CQUNTY SURVEYOR , Red Willow County. Keeps certified vlats of nil lands in the Hitchcock land district. Special attention given to all such business. Correspondence solicited. : . ' - . ' . L. LEE JOHNSON , M. D. , PHYSICIAN & SURGEON , Oraicits Hcaiwl Department University Wctcr. Orricii : Two doors east of the 'rrilninc Olliee , where he can be found when not pro fessionally cnjrajrcd. Ifesidence , corner of JelTcrson and Madison streets Dn. Z. L. KAY , PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON , McCOOK , - - XEHKASKA. I will be found at S. L. Green's Drujr Store for the present. . All orders left there will rc- ceive prompt attention. T. B. STUTZMAX , M. D. , PHYSICIAN & SURGEON , JIcCOOK , - XEIiKASKA. Olliee one door cast of Tnu Tiuuuxu office , where all calls will receive prompt attention , day or night. Du. A. J. WILLEY , SURGEON B. & 'AL Railroad. [ OFFICE AT 1J. & M. I'HAKMACV , ] McCOOK , - - NEBRASK. A. T. U ATWOOD ] , SURGEON DENTIST. [ OFFICE AT JlcCOOK HOTEL. ] JSTTrescrvation ef the teeth : i specialty. JOHN R C CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER , McCOOK. . - NEBRASKA. Jobbing will receive prompt attention at my shop on Dcnnison St. , opposite McCook Mou ti. 1'Iaus anil ' specifications furnished If desired. CONGDON & CLIFF , BRICKLAYERS & PLASTERERS McCOOK , - NEBRASKA. t2 ? All jobs promptly attended to. C. L. NETTLBTOX , Superintendent Public Instruction Teachers' Examinations at Indlanola on the third Saturday of every month , commencing at 9 o'clock. A. M. 25-tf. W. M. SANDERSON , HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTER , McCooic , - NEBRASKA. "All work guaranteed. Give me a call. WILLIAM McINTYBE , 'CONTRACTOR AXD BUILDER 'f OF LONG EXPERIENCE. All s ork wiirranted. All material furnished if desired. Work done on short notice. I1INMAN & CO. ' . Painters , Graincrs , Paper Hangers McCOOK , 2-36. NEBRASKA. J Ie. isiis furnished tor Ceiling Decorations , either in paper or Tresco Painting. JSTEW BARBEK SHOP. JACKSON TUBES Has opened up a UnrLcr Shop on West Demilson Street , McCook , Xeb. , where he is able to do SlinIiij'f Htirlrc. s > iiiK , etc. , at all time ? . Ladies and child ren's hair dressing a specialty. Call and lieeonie acquainted. JACKSO.V TUIiHS. A. C. TOWXE , REAL ESTATE AGENT. .MCCOOK. - - > : i-r.iASKA. IIaf for t-nle Deeded Lands. Tinihcr Claims and Homestead * . 'Also , will locate parties on Govern- meat Land. . G. LaTOtTRETTE , II DEALER IN | | - ITOVES , QUEENSWARE , AQRIOUTURAL IMPLEMENTS , BARBED WIRE. The Largest Stock and Lowest Prices in Red "Willow County. CALL AND BE CONVINCED , Sign of BIG AX. Three Doors South P. 0. Me COOK - - NEBRASKA. E BROS. , -OHXERAL DEALERS IX- IRE STOVES AND TINWARE , , Agricultural implements and Barb Wire , HEADQUARTERS FOR ated Bain Wagon The J3est "Wagon in tlie Market MANUFACTURING AND REPAIRING OF j Sheet-1 ran & Copperware By Practical and Experienced Workmen , Promptly and Neatly Executed. Corner Store , Opposite Citizen's Bank , McCOOK , , NEBRASKA. PHARMACY. HAVE IN STOCK A LINE OF -fl , ET ARTICLES , Combs , Brushes , Perfumery , Extracts , Etc. WINES AND LIQUORS "Will "be sold only in cases of sickness , and then only on Physician's Prescription. Prescriptions Carefully Compounded , Day or Night. Doctor's Choice , America's Finest Five Cent Cigar. McCOOK , - - . NEBRASKA. THE CITIZEN'S BANK OF McCOOK DOES A GENERAL ANKBPIC BUSINESS Collections made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn directly on the principal cities of Europe. Taxes paid for Non-Residents. Money to loan on Farming Lands , Village and- personal property. Fire Insurance a specialty. Tickets for Sale to and from Europe- . . . C022ESPOOTSHIS : I J.W. DOLAX , President. . . . . Tirst National Bank. Lincoln , Neb. , V.FHANKLIN , Vice President. Chase National Bank , New * York. 1 ' W. F. WALLACE , Cashier. THE wife of Robert .T. Burdetto , who discovered in the Ifawkeye hum orist his latent talents , and although herself a hopeless invalid , persisted in the development of his genius , died this week. The loss will be irrepar able to the afllicted husband. TJIK state board of equalixutiou has" raised the assessment of the B. & M. line two thousand dollars a mile. The TJ. P. assessment is not raised so much. The returns to the auditor's office show the business of the B. & M. largely in excess of that of the U. P. IT took a Massachusetts jury only ten minutes to convict a "Worcester quack of manslaughter , he having bandaged a woman in kerosene , thus causing her death in a very short time. If all the quacks had their just des erts , the penitentiaries in this country would have to be largely increased in size and number to accommodate them. humorist of the Norwalk ( Cin cinnati ) Hour , who caused a run on the Norwalk savings bank by a face tious reference to the failure of a sand bank , now declares his intention to indemnify the depositors of the sav ings bank resulting from the panic created by his joke. This offer , com ing from a newspaper man , may be : onsidered another joke. THOSE who were so hasty to con demn Grant & Ward for their pecu liar business methods , can now pour out their denunciations upon the offi cials of the Penn bank at Pittsburgh , who , with a capital of only $200,000 to work on , managed to steal more than § 2,000,000. The only thing found in the bank of any value was thfc safe ; and that was too heavy to be carried olF. THE sworn statement by himself that he had hired Miss Hill as his mistress for five hundred dollars per month , puts Mr. Sharon without the pale of decent society , makes of him a social out-law and lecherous social leper of the worst kind. There has been nothing so shameless and shame ful in the history of criminal proced ure as this trial has developed. 'Its showing up of criminal lewdness by one of our millionaires is indeed shocking and should open the eyes of all respectable people everywhere. Gazette-Journal. SAMUEL J. TILDEX , who has one foot in the grave , ought to make the same arrangement with his family physician that William King , a rich old London merchant , made with his physician. He willed § 1,000 to his physician , with the proviso that the sum should be doubled every year that the testator should be kept alive. The second year the sum became 82,000 , the third year , 84,000 ; the fourth , 88,000 ; the fifth , 816,000 ; the sixth , 832,000 ; the seventh , 864,000 ; the eighth , 8128,000 ; the ninth,8256- 000 ; the tenth , 8312,000. Upon the death of Mr. King a few weeks ago , the physician was paid 8750,000 , be tween ten and eleven years having * - i O passed since the agreement. APJIOPOS of the crusade begun against piano playing in Berlin , the New York Times says : "The average German young lady practices four hours , every day , and many German younf men imitate her miserable ex ample. Police statistics show that the number of pianos in Berlin aver ages two and an eighth for every house. Thus on every block of a Berlin street there are from 200 to 740 pianos , according to the charac ter of the street and the financial cir cumstances of the residents. In a block where there are , say 400 pianos , each of which is in operation four hours a day , it is evident that there cannot be a moment between dawn ind midnight when some one is not practicing scales and exercises , or , ivorsc still , playing Wagner's music. " i I CITI IN THE FAR WEST And Offer Rare Chances . FOR THE ARTISAN , TRADESMAN ADD SPECULATOR , THE TOWN OF MeSOOK In Red Willow Comity , Nebraska , lias been surveyed , and lots in tlie market , for just one year and lias now a population of 1000 people. Tliis point lias been designated by tlie C. , B. & Q. as the DIVISION STATION between tlie MISSOURI RIVER & DENVER , where the principal shops , a 15 stall round house and other R. R. facilities have been located on the Denver Line. A complete system of water works costing $25,000 is just being completed giving all the facilities for comfort posessed of old cities. Lots will range in price from $150 to § 500 for business lots , and $50 to $200 for residence lots. The history of points like McCook show an increase of more than three hundred per cent , in from one to five years , and this town promises to be an exceptional chance for invest ments. For further particulars apply to R. O. PHILLIPS , Or W. F. WALLACE , Secretary , Lincoln , Neb. McCook , Nebraska. NEW LUMBER YAED. WHOLESALE & RETAIL DEALER IN Lifier Sash ; Doors , Blinds , Etc. MAKE A SPECIALTY OF as nd Kiln Dried Lumber H. W. PIKE , McCOOK , Red Willow County , - Nebraska. ARAPAHOE WARRANTED TO BE H NEST FLOU ! ( 1C THE MARKET. - . - aFOR SALE .BFcSsM- HAYDEN CO. AGENTS f . , , McCOOK , NEBRASKA , Jreat Western Forniture Emporii Q d X J. E. BERGER , Proprietor , McCOOK , NEB.