Nebraska Newspapers

    THE tABY OF TKAB9.
Through valley , and hamlet and city ,
' Wherever humanity dwells ,
"
"With a heart full of infinite pity ,
A breast that with smypathy swells ,
She walks , In her beauty Immortal-
Each household grows sad as she nears ,
But she crosses at length every portal ,
The mystical Lady of Tears.
If never this vision of sorrow
Has shadowed your life In the past ,
You will meet her I know , serve tomorrow
row ,
i 'She vlslte all hearthstones at last. *
Teahouse and cottage and palace ,
To servant and king , she appears ,
And offers the gall of her chalice
The unwelcome Lady of Tears.
But In midnight , lone hearts that are ach
ing
With the agonized numbness of grief ,
Arc saved from the torture of breaking
By her bitter-sweet draugh : of relief.
Ob , then do all graces enfold her
Like a goddess she looks and appears ,
And the eyes oveiflow that behold her ,
The beautiful Lady of Tears.
Though she turns to lamenting all laughter ,
Though she gives us despair for delight ,
Life holds s new meaning thereafter
For those who but greet her aright.
They stretch out their hands to each other ,
For sorrow smiles , and endears ,
The children of our tender mother
The sweet blessed Lady of Tears.
fElla Wheeler , In Vanity Fair.
A FREAK OF NAIURE.
-As Ohio Monstrosity , "With an Animal's
Mature and a Voice Like a Cyclone.
OhUliootbo Leader.
Marvelous as are the "freaks" gath
ered together by the show people ,
they haven't anything in the way of
"human curiosity to compare with a
remarkable being confined in the coun
ty infirmary of Pike county. The
creature is a man , but his right to thai
title rests solely upon the fact that he
'was born of woman. In every other
respect he differs from his kind , and
possesses no attributes in common with
ordinary representatives of his sex. He
l > ears upon his person , in his habits
and vocal organs , all of the character
istics of a bull , in as nearly a perfect
form as it is possible for a two-legged
creature to possess them.
This remarkable beiug is named
John and is forty years old. He is the
son of very respectable parents , who ,
at the time of the monster's birth ,
lived in Pebble township. Twelve
years ago the mother who gave birth
to the unnatural object died , but the
father is still living. Prior to the
mother's death John was watched and
cared for at home , but since her de
mise he has been confined at the in
firmary. The existence of the mon
strosity is known to comparatively few
people , and many of those who do
know of his being have never seen
Mm , being deterred from visiting his
cell because of the terrible sight that
would meet their eyes.
Haines , or "John , " as he is called
by everybody who has occasion to
apeak about him , has been confined in
the infirmary for twelve years. He is
of medium height , with a very large
head , and the forehead strong and
bold , with a strongly marked ridge
running down the center of it. Tne
sides of the head are flat , running back
almost at right angles with the fore
head , while the top of the head
slopes backward and downward at a
sharp incline , leaving the cranium
without brain room. His face is dark-
skinned , heavy and brutish in expres
sion and very repulsive. The eyes are
like those of a bovine , and roll about
in his head in an animalish sort of a
way. A heavy mouth , in which a rest
less tongue is almost constantly rolling
a quid , strengthens the creature's like
ness to a bull. His large ears stand
out from his head like those of an
alarmed beast.
The long , thick and bushy head is
covered by a close growth of short ,
coarse , stubby hair. His shoulders and
breast are remarkable features of the
monster , they being extraordinarily
thick and heavy. He has a remarka
ble depth of chest , the formation of
which bears a strong resemblance to
that of his shaggy counterpart. From
the breast downward his body gradu
ally tapers to the thighs. His lower
limbs are slender and joined together
like those of a noble steer. The feet
and hands are those of a man.
John is a remarkably strong and
vigorous combination of flesh and
bone , and prior to his confinement in
the infirmary he was noted for his
wonderful speed on foot. He would
dart away from his home into the
woods and run like a hound for miles ,
making the air melodious as he went ,
bellowing like a bull. His actions are
all governed by instinct. His reason is
an infinitessimal quality.
He lacks the power of speech , and
the only word that he can say that pos
sesses meaning to his hearers is "bac-
ca. " He is intensely fond of tobacco ,
and the first thing a visitor hears when
nearing his apartment is the cry ,
"Bacca ! Baccs. ! "
"VVheu he is given a piece of the pal
atable leaf he tears it into little pieces ,
putting them into his mouth one at a
tune. He rolls the tobacco around with
tongue like a cow treats a quid of
grass , and finally swallows the mass
tobacco , saliva and all. Tobacco is a
luxury that fills the poor creature with
ieen delight , and when he sees a pouch
j > roducea his eyes roll in pleasurable
anticipation. John is kept in constant
confinement in a little eight-by-ten cell ,
entrance to which is had through a
barred door of heavy hickory strips.
Just in the rear of this is an inclosure
twenty or thirty feet square , and un
roofed. The fence surrounding it is
about twenty feet in height. This is
John's exercising yard. He possesses
the instincts of a bull , and is strongly
affected by changes of the weather.
He becomes greatly excited just before "
a rain , thunder , snow or wind storm ,
and will plunge out into his. exercising-
pen , tear around at a fearful'i-ate , paw
uo th3 earth , and bellowing most
frightfully. He has a voice of wonder-
iul powerful power and the bullish
noise he makes can be heard for a mile
around. They cannot be distinguished
by a stranger from those , of a gorgeous
ball. So unerring is John in ills dem
onstration , that the residents of that
locality rely upon him as their barome
ter , and he never fails to acquaint them
with pending meteorological changes.
He wears men's coarse clothing , after
a manner peculiar to himself. He can
not be induced to use suspenders. He
ii frequently presented with those use
ful appendages to a male's toilet , but it
matters not now bright and gaudy the
colors may be , John will tear the sus
penders up and ornament his neck ,
arms and legs with the pieces. He
keeps his pantaloons in place by con
stantly holding them up by the band in
front. When one hand is tired he
catches a fresh grip with the other and
struts around his dismal quarters with
all the pomp and circumstance of a
prize bull at an agricultural fair. He
sleeps upon a small cot in one corner of
his cell , having for his bed fellows a
number of tin cans , bones and brick
bats. He never removes his panta
loons , and nothing can induce him to
wear shoes. He is a rugged * healthy
creature , with a body like a bull and a
voice like a Kansas , cyclone.
The man's history is a sad one. His
mother , a very pleasant and intelligent
woman , was one day crossing a field
not far from their home a few months
prior to John's birth. A vicious bull
was pastured in the field , and when he
caught sight of Mrs. Haines he came
plunging toward her at full tilt , snort
ing angrily. The terribly affrighted
woman ran with all speed to the near
est fence , and succeeded in getting on
the other side of it before the Dull
which was close in her wake , coul <
harm her. The shock was a terrible
one , and Mrs. Haines suffered for days
from .nervous prostration. The tern
ble effects of that fright were im
pressed upon her unborn child , ant
when he was ushered into the world
the poor mother found that her off
spring partook more of the nature of a
bull than that of a human being. Her
grief over this misfortune was pitiable ,
and for almost thirty years her life was
embittered by a contemplation of the
hideous child. When the wretched
woman died John was removed to the
infirmary , and has been confined there
ever since.
FOE a cold in the head , there is nothing so good as
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh.
GOVERNMENT LANDS.
Report on the BUI Submitted from the
House Committee
The report submitted to accompany
the bill reported from tbe house committee
on public lands , providing for the repeal
of tbe pre-emption and timber culture laws
and an amendment to the homestead law.
says : Under tbe pre-emption , homestead
and timber culture laws , as they nowstand ,
a person may become the owner of 480
acres of tbe public domain , 160 acres under
each. This is too large an amount of land
tor any person to acquire in this
manner. The policy of the govern
ment should be to furnish as many
} f our citizens with comfortable homes
is long in the future as possible , and 160
icres is sufficient for this purpose. By giv
ing this amount it will not be many years
until all the public domain will be taken up.
Fhe pre-emption law was passed in 1841 ,
ihe homestead law in 1862 and the timber
culture act in 1873. When the homestead
ict was enacted , the pre-emption law
ihould have been repealed. The timber
mlture law should never have been passed.
liVe have , therefore , provided for the reseal -
seal of the pre-emption and timber culture
icts and an amendment to the homestead
aw.
Patents.
No Patent. No Pay. Send model
> r drawing. Stoddart & Co. , 413 G
itreet , Washington , D. C.
Fending and Bejected Claims.
We make a specialty of this class of
tlaims. If you have no attorney to
epresent you , send to us for blanks
md instructions. Stoddard & Co. , 413
T street , Washington , P. C.
[ he Antimonopollsts National Con
vention.
The national convention of the anti-
nonopoly party met at Chicago on the 14th.
ffae call provided for between 1,500 and
. , 600 delegates. At the opening there were
tbout 200 delegates present. The conVen-
ion was called to order by J. F. Henry ,
ihairman of the national committee.
A motion was then made to proceed to
he nomination of candidates for president.
Sen. Butler was then 'put in nomination
iuccessively by Mrs. Todd , tof California ,
l r. Rooney , of New York , and several
ithers. Mr. Blanchard , of Vermont , put
n nomination J. B. Weaver , of Iowa. The
: hair here announced that he had Just had
in interview with Mr. Weaver and that
; entleman had not only declared that he
vould not accept the nomination , but was
n favor of General Butler. Mr. Barnd , of
Nebraska , nominated Allen G. Thurman.
) n the informal ballot Butler received 124 ,
Sherman 7 , Solon Chase , of Maine 1. Gen-
: ral Butler was nominated by acclamation
ind the convention adjourned.
Cutting Rates U. P. Earnings.
A Denver dispatch of the 14th says :
"he war on eastern passenger rates con-
inues , and crowds throng the streets in
rent of the uptown offices. The following
ates are bulletined : Missouri river points ,
listance 635 miles , $3 ; St. Louis , $5 ; Chi-
: ago , $7 ; New York , $25 , with propor-
ional rates to other eastern points. It is
tated that scalpers are selling tickets to
Sew York for $20.
A Boston dispatch says the earnings
> f the whole system of the Union Pacific
oad for March was $1,792,700 , an increase
> ver March of last year of $419,030. For
be first three months of 1884 the earnings
ivere $6,059,600 , an increase of $722,250
: ompared with the sartift period of 1883.
The Age of ( he Newspaper.
ioston Courier.
Public attention is absorbed by the
tewspaper ; and it is to the periodical
tress press that the literary man owes
toth his salvation and his ruin. The
arge class of people who read simply
o kill time , satisfy all literary craving's
iy drinking at the streams , clear or
Buddy , as the case may be , of their
> et newspapers ; and even the lighter
lass of stories appeal to them but sel-
lom unless served , up in lone : columns
.ndsent through the postoffice. It is
imphatically the age of the newspaper ,
ind both author and preacher are rap-
dly finding" themselves reduced to the
ihoice between working for the period-
cal press and abandoning the field al-
ogcther. Of course , there are striking
xceptions , but in the main this seems
o us to be about the sense and sub-
tance of the whole matter. Literary
nen are as well off as ever , but they
nust adapt their methods of work to
he times in which they live.
A THRILLING EPISODE.
A Locomotive Engineer's Instinct Bow
He Saved a Train and How He Saved
Himself.
Oh one of the darkest and stormiest
nights of the recent unusual winter ,
the express on one of the leading Naw
York railroads was moving westward
from Albany. The engine's headlight
threw a strong reflection in advance ,
bub the storm was so blinding it was
almost impossible to distinguish any
thing even at a short distance. Under
such circumstances instinct necessarily
takes the place of sight. All seemed
to be going well , when , in an instant ,
the engineer reversed his engine , ap
plied the air brakes , and came to a full
stop. Why he did so he could not tell
any more than any of us can account
for the dread of coming disaster and
death , and to the wondering inquiry of
his fireman he simply said : "I feel
that something's wrong. " Seizing a
lantern he swung himself down from
the cab and * went forward to in
vestigate. Everything appeared to
be right , and he was about to re
turn to his engine when his eye
caught sight of a peculiar appearance
at the joint of the rail next to him.
Brushing the accumulated snow away ,
he looked a moment , and then uttered
an exclamation of horror. The rails
on both sides had been unspiked and
would have turned over the instant the
engine touched them. What inspired
this attempt at train-wrecking is un
known , but it was presumed the con
federates of gome prisoners who were
on the train hoped , in the confusion of
an accident , to deliver their friends.
Engineer John Donohoe , ofAlbany ,
to whose wonderful instinct was due
the salvation of the train , when asked
by the writer why he stopped his en
gine , said :
"I can't tell why. I only know I
felt something was wrong. "
"Do you have these feelings often
when upon the road ? " continued the
writer.
"No , very seldom , although for the
past twenty years I have been in a con
dition to feel apprehension at almos
anything. " *
"How is that ? "
"Why , I have been a victim of one
of the worst cases of dyspepsia ever
known. I have not been confined to my
bed , as like thousands pf others. I am
compelled to work whether able or not.
Indeed , when it first began I had only
a loss ( f appetite , a faint feeling that
would not go away and a bad taste in
tbe mouth , but I finally got those ter
rible craving and knawing feelings
that make life so unbearable and are
known as general debility. "
"What did you do ? "
"I tried physicians until I became
discouraged. I gave eight different
ones fair tests , but' none of them bene-
fitted me. I then tried proprietary
medicines , but they failed , likewise. It
looked pretty dark for me so far as
any more peace or enjoyment in this
world were concerned , and I became
terribly discouraged. "
"You certainly do not look that way
now. . "
"Oh , no , indeed , I am in perfect
health now , " was the reply , "and I
propose to continue so. My nervous
ness is entirely gone ; I can sleep
nights-the aching numbness has dis
appeared ; the pale , sickly appearance
lias given place to the color of health ,
and I have readily put on flesh. This
is what has been accomplished by
means of Warner's Tippecanoe. If I
can be cured after a chronic illness of
nearly a quarter of a century I believe
all suffering in a similar manner can be
restored by using the same great rem-
ariv "
h UV.
Such is the'testimony of a man who
3ould detect and remove unseen dan
ger on the road , but could not remove
; he dangers from within his own sys
tem until brought face to face with the
yreat preparation above named , which
lid so much for him and can do as
nuch for all those who require it.
< i
"
A RAILROAD SMASH-UP.
[ n Which Fifteen or Twenty Laborers
Lose Their Lives.
A west-bound freight train collided
vith a gravel train on the Baltimore and
Dhio railroad , one mile east of Connells-
rille , and a number of laborers , variously
istimated at from twelve to twenty , were
tilled and many injured. Both trains were
; oing at high speed and came together with
i terrible crash. The engines remained on
; he track and telescoped each other into the
imoKe-stack , but the heavy tenders
umped into the air and fell , the freight
; ender upon its engine and the gravel train
ender back upon the first car in the rear of
t. Here was a scene of death. Six men
ivere killed outright in this car and four
jthers were fastened down by broken tim-
3ers and were roasted to death , the car
mtehing fire from an overturned stove , and
burning up before the stupefied survivors
: ould comprehend the awful situation of
their shrieking companions.
The wreck itself was a ghastly sight. The
render of the freight engine stood thirty
'eet ' in the air at the side of the iron car
, hat was burned. There could be seen sit
ting amid the glowing embers , twisted iron
rods and dead ashes , three grinning skele
tons , one sitting bolt upright , apparently
peering into the flames that had smothered
out his life as well as those of his compan-
ons.
When the wreck was cleared away it was
iiscovered that twelve persons had been
njured and fourteen more missing. The
lodies of ten of those missing were recov
ered. The others are supposed to have
jeen completely consumed. Of those re-
: overed only two were partially identified.
The others were burned shapeless.
The verdict of the corner's Jury Is to the
iffect that the collision was due to the care-
eusness of train dis patcber Gilbert Lewis.
THE EEPDBLICAS CONVENTION.
L Circular Issued Relating to Tickets of
Admission.
Chairman Sabin has issued a'circn
ar to the effect that tickets of admission to
he republican national convention will
lave coupons for. each probable session.
2ach ticket will be numbered and allotted
o a particular seat. No pro vision is made
or weekly newspapers. The daily papers
ire amply cared for under charge of John
3. New. Tickets for delegates , alternates
md general admission will be turned over
o the national committee at Chicago on the
list of May. The members of the national
: ommittee from each state and territory
will have charge of the tickets for his state
> r territory and distribute the same to the
ielegates. Thus the delegates will have
he final distribution of the tickets and are
he proper and only persons to whom ap
plication , should bo made.
COMMERCIAL. .
OMAHA.
WHEAT No. 2 Gixta 70
BAXLXT tfo. 2 GO ra Gl
RT No. 8 47 (3 ( 47
COKN No.2 41 ; ; ® 42
OATS No. 2 32 & 82 #
FLOCK Wheat Graham. . 2 75
ORANGIS Messlnaperbr 4 75 O 5 25
LXMONS Messina , perbz 4 00 at 4 35
BTJTTXK Creamer ? 25 ( l 27
BDTTKR Best country roll 15 fit 18
EGOS Fresh . ' 13 ® 18K
CHICKENS Per doz , live. 4 00
LXTTUCK Per pound. . . . 60 © 55
CHICKENS Drsd , per Ib. . 12 & 13
ONIONS Per bushel 90 & 1 00
HAT Bailed , per ton. . . . 800 ® 1000
MESS PORK 18 50 © 19 00
SHKEP A GO 4 50
STXKRS 4 20 525
HOGB 5 00 < a 5 50
CALVU 5 60 < a 6 50
CHICAGO.
WHKAT Per bushel 87 & 87&
CORN Per bushel , 65J ' 55 , '
OATS Per bushel 82 & 33
PORK 17 80 & 17 35
LARD 8 15 a 8 17K
HOGS Pckg and shipp'g. 5 75 & 6 05
CATTLE Exports. . 6 30 ( a 6 60
SHEEP Medium to good. . 400 Q 475
ST. LOUIS.
WHEAT Per bushel. . . * . . * 113 O 114X
CORN Per bushel 51X0 52 , ' . '
OATS Per bushel 83 XO 34
CATTLE Exports 6 40 O 6 70
SHEEP Medium 4 50 & 5 25
HOGS Packers 6 40 & 5 70
NOTICE : In another column will be
found an article in which all ( whether they
will or no ) are interested. Neglecting to
read it may prove a very serious as well as
an expensive affair. We refer to the ad
vertisement of Prickly Ash Bitters. A
knowledge of its merits and the benefit you
or your family may derive from usinsr it
will save not only health but many dollars
otherwise expended in "Doctors' bills. "
The scions of the times babies.
A bent pin on a chair is an indication of
an early spring.
Belief from Sick Headache , Drowsiness ,
Nausea'Dizziness , Pain in the Side , &c. ,
guaranteed to those using Carter's Little
Liver Pills. These complaints are nearly
always caused by torpid liver and consti
pated bowels. Bestore these organs to
their proper functions and the trouble
'ceases. Carter's Little Liver Pills will do
this every time. One pill is a dose. Forty
in a vial. Price 25 cents.
Pennsylvania has a larger number of
postofficea than any other state.
"JKoavb on Conffhi. " ISo. , 2c. , 50c. , at Drug
gists. Complete core Coucchs , Hoarseness , Bore
Throat. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Fiction pleases the more in proportion as
it resembles truth.
For 25 years I have been afflicted with
Catarrh so that I have been confined to my
room for two months at a time. I have
tried all the humbugs in hopes of relief butte
to no success until I met with an old friend
who had used Ely's Cream Balm and ad
vised me to try it. I procured a bottle to
please him , and from the first application I
found relief. It is the best remedy I have
ever * tried. W. C. MATHEWS , Justice or
the Peace , Shenandoih. Iowa.
A sub-marine institution The Marine
bank.
Those Complaining of Sore Throat or
Hoarseness should use BROWN'S BRON
CHIAL IROCHES. The effect is extraordi
nary , particularly when used by singers
and speakers for clearing the voice. 25
cents a box.
/
An opera glass The one taken between
the acts.
"Always gives entire satisfaction" is
what a leading druggist says of Dr. San-
tord's Liver Invigorator.
The fame that comes from hanging is but
tiemp-tie honor.
"BVCHU-PATBA. " Quick , complete cure ,
ill annoying Kidney and Drlnary Diseases , fl.
He who lives but for himself lives but for
i little thing.
For Dycpepila , Indigestion , Depression of
Spirits and General debility , In their various forms ;
tlso as a preventive against Fever and Ague , and
> ther Intermittent Fevers , the "Ferro-Fhospho
rated Elixir of Callioyo , " made by Caswell ,
hazard & Co. , New York , aid sola by all druggists , ig
he best tonic ; and for patients recovering from
'even ' or other sickness. It has no equal ,
The electric light on Washington monu-
nentcanbe seen plainly seventeen miles
iway. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
IF afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.
I5c.
I5c.Mrs.
Mrs. Salmi Horse keeps a candy store in
5an Francisco.
Que-rious that the Chinese men should
lave such long h ir. Ladies if you would
laveyour hair as long as the Chinese and as
leautiful as a Houii's , use Carboline , the
leodorized petroleum hair renewer and
Iresser.
Why is an empty whisky barrel like
lades ? Because it is the place of depart-
sd spirits. _
Allen'a Iron Tonic Bitters Invigorate
be Liver. All genuine bear tne signature of J. f .
Ulen , Druggist. 8u Paul , Minn.
In Minnesota several girls are acting as
ailway station agents.
Stop at the Metropolitan Hotel when
in Omaha. The best $2.00 per day
louse in the west. Tables as good as
iny $3.00 per day house.
Sprains , bruises , stiff Joints , burns ,
calds , and rheumatism are relieved by
Jncle Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment.
! od ! by druggists. .
Worms cause peevishness , fevers , con
cisions and frequently death. A pleasant ,
afe and certain remedy Is Dr. JAQUE'S
JERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all
Iruggists.
Headache , constipation , liver complaint ,
iliousness are cured by that mild , cleans-
ne remedy which never produces pain ,
SILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS.
) nly 25 cts. Sold by Druggists.
An economical man will keep the leather
if his harness soft and pliable , which pre-
erves it from cracking or ripping He al
ways uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.
Sold by all Harness Makers.
One.third of all who die in active middle
Ife are carried of by consumption. The
aost frequent cause is a neglected cold ,
lough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or
ihma , all of which may be permanently
iured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR
WILD CHERRY. Sold by Drug-
A farmer's wealth depends on the condi-
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hey are especially liable to distempers , fe-
'ers , colds , and all disease which destroy
nimals. Thousands of dollars are saved
nnually by that valuable old standby.
INCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER'
Restless , fretful , crying children are suf-
ering and need for their relief DR.WINCH-
3LLPS TEETHING SYRUP , which is use-
ul not only for all the disorders of teething
ufants , but cures coughs , croups , sore
hroat , colic and cramps of older children ,
nd should always be kept in every house
or emergencies. Only 25 cts. Sold by all
Iruggists.
An umbrella carried over a woman- '
he man getting nothing but the drip ,
tings of the rain , signifies courtship ,
Yuen the man has the umbrella and
he woman the drippings it indicates
narriage.
When you visit or leave New York dtyy
save Baggage , Expressage and Carriage
Hire , and stop at GRAND UNION HOTEL ,
opposite Grand Central Depot. 600 elegant
rooms , fitted up at a cost of one million dollars
lars , reduced to $1 and upwards- per day.
European plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse-cars , stages
ana elevated railroads to all depot * , fami
lies can live better for less money at the
Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-
class hotel in the city.
When you come to Omaha , take the
Street Oars or 'Bus for the Metropolitan
Hotel. $2.00 per day. Tables as good
any $8.00 per day house.
The number of drunkards who die each
year in this country la estimated at 00,000.
"KOVOH ON CORNS. " Ifie. Aak for It
Complete cure , hard or § oft coma , warts , bunion * .
Joseph Cook sleeps with a dictionary un
der his pillow.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from er
rors and indiscretions of youth , nervous weak
ness , early decay , loss of manhood , &c. . I will
send a recipe that will euro you , FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered
by a missionary in South America. Send self-
addreBsed envelope to RKV. JOSEPH T. INMAN ,
Station D , New York.
Sweet are the uses of adversity , but most
people prefer sugar.
DON'T DIE IN THE HOUSE. "Roach on
Rats" clean out rau mice , flies , roaches , bed-bugs.
16c.
Wounds given to honor never heal.
Every great pagsion is but a prolonged
hope.
CUR ES
Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Sciatica ,
Lumbago , Backache , Headache , Toothache ,
hroat.SnrcIllnBBMpr lnitII
Burn * . Scald * . Frost IIKei.
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Directions la 11 L ngu f ci.
THE CHARLES A. VOGELEH CO.
UtMoMMritoA.VOUXLKRCO. ) B Ul or , Hit , C. 8.1.
ASH
CURES
AU.D1SEASESGFTRE
LIVER
KIDNEYS
STOMACH
AND
BOWELS.
Dyspepsia , General Debility ,
Janadioe , Habitual Constipa
tion * Iiiver Complaint * Sick
Headache , Diseased Kid
neys , Ete. , Etc.
It contains only the Purest Drags , among
which may bo enumerated JSICXLt ASS BAE2
AOT 3ZBIX S , HAOTSASI , BUCOT , tXSSL , Etc ,
It cleanses the system thoroughly , and as a
PURIFIER OF THE BLOOD
Is
It la not an Intoxicating beverage , nor car
It be used as snob , by reason of its Cathartic
Properties.
PBIOKIiT ASH BITTER ? CO *
Sole Proprietors ,
ST. LOUIS AND KANSAS CffY.
Heeenerabon for
enfeebled systems ,
suffering.rom agen-
eral want of lone ,
and Its usual con
comitants , dyspep
sia and nervous
ness , is seldom de
rivable f i om the use
of a nourishing diet
and stimuli of appe
tite , unaided , A
medicine that will
effect a removal of
the specific obstacle
to renewed health
andvigur. that Is a
genuine corrective ,
is the real need. It
Is the possession of
this grand require
ment which makes
Hottetter's Stomach
ach Bitters so effec
tive as an invigor-
ant. For sale by all
Druggists and Deal-
era generally.
Relieved Immediately and
ASTHMA cured by using IONE : ASTHMA
CONQUEROR. Price J3.00 per
rattle or 3 bottles for $8 OD delivered. Address J > R. C.
dARKT. Manager , HAMILTON. OHIO.
or heirs send stamp for circu
QOLDIERS lars showing who is entitled
. „ to pension , bounty , &c. Ii. C.
V WOOD , Tension A.tty. , Washington. D. C.
' Tnos- peimoson. . W sh-
i lnutonD.t : . No pay asked
or patentuntiiobtatned. Write for Inventor's Guide
JUAjrrKD experienced Book and Bible Ascents In
11 every County. Liberal Salaries Paid. Address ,
tattnz experience , F. O. Sox g. g. , St. Louis , Mo.
CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. .
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes good.
Use i n time. Hold by druggists.
WCON SUMPTION"
kOKMTB WJLNTED for the best and f astest-
elUng Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reviucec
3per cant. NATIOWAI. PUB. Co. . St. Iionli. Mo.
A new treatment. A -
DANCER icsltlve cure. Dr. W. C1
ayne. Marshalltown.Ia.
W N U Omaha 307-21
VHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS ,
please say you saw the advertisement in
this paper.
A Daagerowi C M.
* * BOCHXBTEB. JUDQ1. 1883. "Ton
Years airo I was attacked with the most
Intense and deathly pains in ay > baclc n4
Kldneyi.
' 'Extending to the end of my Coes 'and to
N
my brain !
"Which made me delirious. I
"Fromjujony.
' 'It took throe men to hold me on H y bed
at times I /
' 'The Doctors tried In vain to relieve me.
But to no purpose.
"Morphine and other opiates
4'Had no tectJ
1 'After two months I was given up to
die !
"When my wife
heard a neighbor tell what Hop Bitters had
done for her , she at once got and gave me
some. The first dose.eased my brain and
seemed to go hunting through my system
for the pain.
The second dose eased me BO much that
I slept two hours , something I had not done
for two months. Before I had used five
bottles , I was well and at work , as bard at
any man could , for over three weeks ; but I
worked too hard for my strength , and
taking a bard cold , I was taken with tbe
most acute and painful rheumatism all
through my system that was ever known.
I called the doctors again , and after sev
eral weeks , they left me a cripple oa
crutches for life , as they eaid. I met a
friend and told him my case , and he said
Hop Bitters had cured him and would cure
me. I poohed at him , but he was so earn
est that T was induced to use them again.
In less thai , four weeks I threw away my
crutches and went to work lightly and kept
on using the bitters for five weeks , until I
became as well as any man living , and have f
been so for six years since. It also cured I
my wife , who had been to for years : and
has kept her and my children , -well and
hearty with from two to three bottles per
year. There is no need to be tick at all if
these bitters are used. J. J.BEBK , Ex-
Supervisor.
' 'Thatpoor Invalid wife
"Sister !
"Motheii
"Or daughter !
"Can. be made tbe picture of health !
"With a few bottles of H p Bitters !
"Will you let : bero suffer I
WILBOE'S COMPOUND OP
PURE COD LIVERI
OIL AND LIME.
TothnConiaaptlve * "Wllhor' CoBipojn <
offon-HVEB OIL AM > LIME , without posteulnr
the very nauseating flavor of tbe article as heretofore
need , la endowed by tbe Hhosphnteor Lln.ewlth *
healing property which rondo the Oil doubly eS-
cnclous. Uemorkab'e testlmonlala of Its efficacy-
can bo shown. Bold by A. W. WH.BOR , Chemist
Boston , and all druggists.
SECURE HEALTHY ACTION
OF THE
LIVER
By taking HVrlglit'H Indian Vegetable
rills , -which cleanse the Bowels , turify the
Blood , and by carrying offnllobstrnctlonj'
secure healthy nml vigorous action to tlm
Liver.
E. FERRETT , Agent ,
372 Pearl St. , New York.
30 DATS' TRIAL !
I
'
( BEFOKE. ) ( AFTJEK. )
EljEClRO-VOiiTAIC BELT and other El ECTJUfl
APPLIANCES are hent on 30 DaTu1 Trial TO ilKBT
ONIjY , YOf'NQ OH OLD. who are i-nfferlnK from
NKiivourt EXHAUSTION. LOST VITAJ ITT.VA6X -
INO WEAKNESSES , and all diseases of a KINDHKB
NATURE , resulting from WHATEVER OACT&M.
Speedy relief and complete restoratl n tollBALTH.
VIGOR and MANHOOD GUARANTEED , dend at
once for Illustrated Pamphlet , Address
yollaic Belt Co. , Marshall , 'MicU.
YOUR MONEY
Will buy 25 per cent , more Groceries at tbe Old lie
liable Store of
J. IS. FRENCH A CO. , OMAHA ,
than can be bought elsewhere In tbe state. They set
12 lb . A. Sugar far . . . . 81.0
18 1-8 Ibi. Extra O Sugar for 191.OO
11 1-8 lb . Gronnlntvd Sugar for - fl.O
14 lb . Neve Orleunc Sugar for - tgl.O *
And other goods In proportion Bend for Monthlr
Price List. J. B. gBBNKH & CO. . OMAHA.
Carpets.
50,000 YAKB8 OF AX1 , KINDS.
Send for Samples and Prices.
S.'A. ' ORCHARD , Omaha , Neb.
I CURE FITS *
when I saj care i ilo not mean merely to atop tuem lor
a time and then have them return again. I mean a radi
cal cure. I have made the disease of FITS. EPILEPST
or FALLINO SICKNESS * life-long study. Iwamctmy
remedy to cure the wont cases. Because others bar *
tailed Is no reason for not now receiving a cure. Seed at
onca for a treatise and a Free Bottle of my Infallible
nmedy. Give Express and Poet Office. U coaU jot
fioUtlnrforatrlal , and I will cure TOO.
Address Dr. II. O. BOOT , in Pearl St. , New York.
CONSUMPTION.
I have a positive remedy for the above disease ; byltc
lisa thousands of cote * of the wont kind and of lone
standing bare been cared. Indeed , BO strong Is mr falta
In Its efficacy , that I will send TWO BOTTLED FREE , together -
gether with a VALUABLE TREATISE on this dlsaase. U
any sufferer. Give Express and P.O. address.
DB. T. A. BLOCUM. 181 PearlBUITewTort
MOTHEBTHOME.
HEAVEX , prose
and poetry : by400bert
anthem IW.OOOeold. El-
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llforontfit. AlsoSOOO
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OW : over6Oeoo sold. Kxclnsive territory ani
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AS crrr fUB. Co. , 100 West Wlnth street , Kansa *
ity. Mo.
"THE B8T IS CHEAPEST. "
tatted to an section * . ) Write for FREK mtu. PmmpU *
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USINESS EnucAin > . Yonnitnien w-.d--8ir to
1 secure a business edncatl m. * could Inform tnem-
jlvestn regard t > the adrantKges the Divenport
n lnessCo > I R < f < fl rs It students. Bend for ircn-
irs. LiiaiBiunGE & DH > CAV. Uavenpon , Iowa.
J.AIHK-earrlnK$3adar lu the We
XXX Blended Tea. O-ild wand Jbina
aucerKl > enwliheachix > und PricelBaMore trente
anted JAB B.tiARK.28JGre : icn8t.N.Y.
FELECRAPHYSS
taught at Omaha School Telegraphy , Omaha ,
Neb. Send for circular. E. O. WAIT , Manager
PARSONS' PURGATIVE PILLS
, f7I
BifooL61 ? OISONI SiHEADACHE' Biliousness , nnd all LIVES and BOWEJi Complaints , iTAIiA2IA.
"In my practice . I use no
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