NOTED WASHINGTON PEOPLE.
A Gllmpne of Col.jUob Ingersoll , Judge
Mferfick and tbe President ! * Sisters
Nr . McElroy's Wonderful Tact
Tne Home of Beautiful
Kate Cbace Spragne. .
Washington Letter in N. 7. Mall and Express.
'There he is. "
"Do you know him11
"Yes , want me to introduce you ? "
"Of course. "
The postulant is taken up to "tho
4genial colonel1 as the correspondents
describe him. The genial colonel ,
mopping a red and shining face , has
the new arrival presented to him. The
now arrival murmurs something about
the colonel's far-reaching fame , at
which the colonel's eyes glisten and
\ his mouth comes open as if it were on
1 hinges ; for this great agnostic , as he
loves to be called , is vainer than forty
peacocks. The world in general ap
pears to have missed the ridiculous
side of Bob Ingersoll. He is amusing
when he means to be , and twice as
much so when he doesn't mean to be.
Thackeray died too soon ; he ought to
have got hold of Bob. There is a fla
vor of Capt. Costigan about him'which
Thackeray would have described with
an-unmistakable raciness. Everybody
who comes to Washington wants to see
Col. Ingersoll , and they are easily
gratified , as he is everywhere "to
wunst , " as Senator Logan would say.
He has a vast deal of a certain kind of
popularity. His house is open to all
comers , and everybody goes to his re
ceptions once. Ho even has a circle
of devotees , chiefly beardless young men
and women with youthful bonnets and
lined and haggard faces. The successor
f of Anarcharsis Cloots is not personally
imposing ; in fact , he looks like a well-
to-do butcher dressed up in his Sunday
clothes. His clean shaven face set on
a big bull neck , beams with a coarse
good humor. The colonel is very good
natured ; he makes great piles of money
perhaps with less bodily and mental
effort than any man in this country.
That is conducive to amiability. He
keeps a fine house , and has a following
imposing in number if not in quality.
The colonel's strong point is philan
thropy. He boasts of three extraordi
nary children He says they have
never disobeyed him , have never told
a falsehood and have * never had a re
quest refused them. It is scarcely nec
essary to say that this example is simply -
ply unparalleled. Col. Ingersoll'swork
is his play. He loves to near himself
talk , and he talks with a kind of femi
nine volubility. The words roll off his
tongue , and are generally alliterative ;
if alliteration were out of the question ,
the great weapon of Col. Ingersoll's
eloquence would be destroyed. He is
always ready to talk , either in public
or private , and the lecture platform is
to him what an arm chair at a tavern
was lo Dr. Samuel Johnson he is a
king upon his throne.
The colonel professes to be a great
admirer of Shakespeare , and in his
drawing room , on a bookstand , , is a
splendid , edition of Shakespeare , inscribed -
> scribed "The only inspired book.1
There are many portions of Shakes
peare which must read to Ingersoll } as
though they were written by a howling
idiot. He , however , kindly excuses
the bard * As a lawyer , it is said , and
is probably true , that he makes a hand
some income. It is'put down at $30-
000. It is no doubt $15,000. The col
onel , although pretty nearly as wide as
a. church door , is nevertheless not so
deep as a well in any particular. It
has been suspected that ho is not so
profound a lawyer as Matthew Hale or
Lord Thurlow-to say. nothing of Chief
Justice Taney , although in point of
philosophical research he has far put-
stripped them all. It is an egregious
mistake to imagine that the colonel's
philosophy makes a big sound because
it is empty. Just go to him and ask
him if he is as empty as a wind-bag.
In the intervals of practicing law ,
monetary enterprises , political cam
paigns , lecturing and book writing ,
social and family duties , he has been
able to bring all the powers of a phil
osophical mind to bear upon problems
which he has settled definitively. The
colonel leans to the sublime. In his
flights of oratory one is templed to say
"ShooI" to the soaring bird. Ab ,
Robert ! never will we believe that
Judge Merrick kicked all the bottom
out of your law in the } star route
cases ! Cause why ? Well , don't you
ask.
Judge Merrick is the one lawyer who
passed unscathed through the fiery furnace -
_ nace in the star route cases. He is a
tall , handsome , white-haired man , very
erect , very stern-looking and rather
cross , it must be admitted , in regard to
the celebrated cose. He is a strict
Catholic , and goes regularly to St.
Matthews church , the church frequent
ed by the diplomatic corps. Some of
the witnesses before Mr. Springer's
* " committee said that Judge Merrick had
been selected by the government be
cause they wanted to have the moral
support of his character. At this Judge
Merrick's countenance grew very , very
black. He does not like to have his
character to be traded upon , not even
_ j by the United States government.
For two years nearly Edgewood , the
home of Mrs. Kate Chase , as she now
calls herself , has been deserted. "Mrs.
Kitty , " her friends call her. She was
back for a few days in the early part of
the winter , but she seems finally _ to
have broken off all associations with
Washington. Three years ago she fre
quented the galleries of the house and
senate. Her beauty is a beauty that
wears. It was the beauty of grace and
contour not the mere prettiness that
fades out in arseason or two. She al
ways dressed with the utmost elegance
indeed , her charming clothes rather
contradicted , the stories of her poverty
that her friends industriously cir
culated , but it is quite possible
that , being , a woman of good
executive ability , she managed her in
come judiciously and got the most for
her money. She probably did not care
much for society and dropped out of it
without a pang. She had three daughters -
; ters regular ugly ducks , every one of
them , although they may likely grow
into swans but they were gawky ,
'i awkward things , like young birds be
fore their feathers had grown out.
The government did a good deal for
Mrs. Kitty. It paid the taxes on her
property and. got her out of a financial
hole. The Sprogue mansion at the
corner of Sixth and E streets .has suf
fered the fate of all the great' houses
in Washington it has become a lodg
ing house.
Two of the president's sisters have
been in Washington since he has been
in the white house. Mra. McElroy is
well known here , having been virtual
mistress of the white house for two
seasons. Mrs. Hayneswortb , the other
sister , has been hero at intervals. It is
said that she is a woman of strong
mental powers , extremely well read ,
and rather indifferent to society. The
Arthurs have in them a vein of pro
found good sense. Mrs. McElroy has
shown that she has it. There are cer
tain things which a strong
public sentiment regulates at the
white house one is , that the
wife of the president has privileges
which no other lady , be she the sister
or daughter or other relative of the
president , invited to preside at the
white house , has. Foolish women daz
zled by their elevation would forget
this nice distinction , but Mrs. McElroy
docs not. She id a simple mannered ,
sensible woman , who never had a taste
of fashionable society in her life until
she came to occupy a very exalted po
sition. Then she had need for all the
Arthur tact. She does not pretend to
be a fine lady , nor does she slop over
and gush like Cousin Lucy Hayes. She
gives no occasion for any one to com
pare her to a beggar on horseback. In
fact the little woman from Albanywho
probably called visitors company , and
her drawing room a parlor , and her
servants girls , and. used other provin
cialisms illustrates the almighty power
of common sense. Suddenly trans
planted into a kind of republican roy
alty , she behaves herself with a native
good taste that disarms criticism and
silences remarks. SYDNEY.
Plio'a Kernedy for Catarrh is a certain euro for
Uaat Terr obnoxious dueaee.
Lincoln's Last Picture
The Century.
Soon after President Lincoln's second
end inauguration , rumors of plots and
dangers caused his friends to urge upon
him the nscessityof a guard. He fin
ally consented to the presence of such a
body , and accordingly an audience
with him became a matter of some dif
ficulty.
On the afternoon of the 6th of March ,
Mr. H' F. Warren , a photographer of
Waltham , Mass. , sought a presentation
to Mr. Lincoln , but lound , affer con
sulting the guard , that an interview
could oe had on that day only in a
somewhat irregular manner.
After some conversation with the of
ficers in charge.who became convinced
of his loyalty , Mr. Warren was admit
ted within the lines , and , at the same
time , was given to understand that the
surest way to get an audience with the
president was through an intercession
of his little son "Tad. "
The latter was a great pet with the
soldiers , and was constantly at the bar
racks. He soon made his appearance ,
mounted on his pony.
He an3 his pony were soon placed
in position and photographed after
which Mr. Warren asked "Tad" to tell
his father that a man had come all the
way from Boston who was particular
ly anxious to see him , and to obtain a
sitting from him. "Tad" went to see
bis father , and word was soon returned
that Mr. Lincoln would comply.
In the meantime Mr. Warren had
improvised a kind of studio upon the
south balcony of the white house. Mr.
Lincoln soon came out , and , saying but
a very few words , took his seat as in
dicated.
After a single negative was taken , he
inquired : "Is that all , sir ? "
Unwilling to detain him longer than
was absolutely necessary , Mr. Warren
replied , "Yes , sir , " and the president
immediately withdrew.
At the time he appeared upon the
balcony the wind was blowing freshly ,
as his disarranged hair indicates , and
as sunset was approaching , it was diffi
cult to obtain a sharp picture.
Six weeks later President Lincoln
was dead , and it is doubtless true that
this is the last photograph ever made
of him.
Wanted to Be Kicked.
Atlanta Constitution.
"Yas " smiled the old
, yas , country
man , as he stood talking to a city chap ,
who seemed to know him , "thar's a
heap o' tricks played on the kentry-
men ; they gits sucked in lots o' times.
But I kinder figger that the sharper
what tries to draw wool over my eyes
' 11 git lef' purty bad. " "I'll bet you
are a good one , "answered the stranger ,
patronizingly , " 1 can tell a man when'
he's green. " The rustic poked him in
the side , and pulling down his eye ,
langhed : "D'ye see any green there ? "
"Not a bit of ic , " merrily replied the
other ; then in. an advising tone he con-
tinned : "I've seen more of the world
than you have , and would like to say
that the most important action is concealing
the . " "Oh I've
cealing money. , got
that down fine , " broke in the country
man , pointing to his left sleeve , "d'ye
see that'ar little bump ? Well , thar's
the cash , inside o' the linin' , and no
body can take it out 'thout me knowin'
it. " A few moments after they parted ,
the countryman going into a clothing
store to do some ouying. He had made
his purchase and was waiting for the
bill , when one of the salesmen approached
preached him and said : "Can't I sell
you a nice coat ? " "Not me , " an
swered the farmer ; "I've got a plenty
o' them fixins. " "But , Isee the sleeve
of the one you have on has been torn
or cut , and , if you wish , one of the
ladies will mend it for you. " With a
ghastly look the farmer jerked off his
coat and viewed the wrecked sleeve.
Then , turning to the .clerk , he said sorrowfully
rowfully : "Mister , kin ye tell me
whar I kin gic a rale stout man to kick
a dinged fool outin town. "
There is music in the tinkling of the
bell , bell , bell , bnt the auctioneer who
rings it is a sell , sell , sell.
In the Critic of April 12 is printed
the list of "Forty Immortals' * voted for
by the readers of that paper.
Credulity is a great disadvantage to
an honest character.
A TBAGIC EVENT.
A Father' * Despair and Self-Inflicted
Death Bis8on' Final Rescue , too
fate to Save Hln Parent.
The graphic occurrence that is de
scribed below is one of the most re-
markaklo episodes in the domestic his
tory of America. It absolute truth
which can readily be verified.
The inhabitants of the pleasant town
of Cortland , N. YM were "shocked one
morning by the announcement that Mr.
Clinton Rindge , one of their most
prominent citizens , had committed sui
cide. The news spread rapidly and
aroused the whole neighborhood where
Mr. Rindge was 50 well and favorably
known. At first it seemed 'impossible
that one so quiet and domestic could
do so rash a deed , and the inquiry was
heard on every side as to the cause.
The facts as developed on investiga
tion proved to be as follows : .
Mr. Rindgc was domestic in his
tastes and took the greatest enjoyment
in the society of his children and pride
in their development. And indeed he
had good reason to be proud , for they
gave promise of long lives of success
and usefulness. But an evil day
came. His youngest son , . Wil
liam , began to show signs of an early
decay. He felt unusually tired
each day , and would sometimes sleep
the entire afternoon if permitted to do
so. His head. pained him , not acutely ,
but with a dull , heavy feeling. There
was a sinking sensation at the pit of his
stomach. He lost all relish for food
and much of his interest for things
about him. He tried manfully to over
come these feelings , but they seemed
stronger than his will. He began to
lose nesh rapidly. The father became
alnrmed and consulted physicians as to
the cause of his son's illness , but they
were unable to explain. Finally severe
sores broke out on his arms and he was
taken to Buffalo where a painful oper
ation was performed resulting in the
loss of much blood but affording little
relief. The young man returned home
and a council of physicians was called.
After an exhaustive examination they
declared there was no hope of final re
covery and that he must die within a
very few days. To describe the agony
which this announcement caused the
Father would be impossible. His mind
Failed to grasp its full meaning at
first ; then finally seemed to compre
hend it , but the load was too great
[ n an agony of frenzy he seized a knife
and took his own life , preferring death
rather than to survive his idolized son.
At that time William Rindge was too
weak to know what was transpiring.
His face had turned black , his breath
ceased entirely at times , and his friends
waited for his death , believing that the
iend Bright's disease of the kidneys ,
rom which he was suffering , could not
se removed. In this supreme moment
William's sister came forward and de
clared she would make a final attempt
a saye her brother. The doctors in
terposed , assuring her it was useless
and that she would only hasten the end
> y the means she proposed to employ.
3nt she was firm , and putting a1 ! back
approached her brother's bedside and
ulministered a remedy which she for-
iunately had on hand. Within an hour
IB seemed more easy , and before the
day was over he showed signs of de
cided improvement. These favorable
signs continued , and to-day William B.
Rindge is well , having been virtually
raised from the dead through tne mar
velous power of Warner's Safe Cure ,
as can be readily verified by any citi
zen of Cortland.
Any cne who reflects upon the facts
above described must have a feeling of
sadness. The father , dead by his own
land , supposing his son's recovery to
se impossible ; the son restored to
lealth to mourn the loss of his father
and the agonized relatives with a mem
ory of sadness to forever darken their
Ives. Had Clinton Rindge known that
lis son could recover he would to-day
IB alive and happy , but the facts which
turned his brain and caused nim to
commit suicide were such as any one
would accept as true.
However sad this case may be , the
tru'h remains that thousands of people
are at this moment in as great actual
peril as William Rindge and in as great
danger of causing misery if not death
to their friends. Liver and kidney dis
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and most dangerous of any or all mod
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deceptive in their beginnings and horrible
rible in their final stages. They are
far more deceptive than Consumption ,
and can rarely be detected even by
skillful physicians unless a microscop
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few doctors understand how to do this.
Their slightest approach , or possibility
of approach should strike terror to the
one who is threatened as well as to all
his or her friends. These diseases have
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and frequent dizziness. If neglected ,
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A striking literary feature of the
May Century will be Julian Haw
thorne's paper on "The Salem of Haw
thorne , " in which the scenes of Nathan
iel Hawthorne's daily life and of his
romances are described with a personal
knowledge and an insight which only a
literary son could command. Incident
ally , much new light is thrown on the
character of the father and on the rela
tions of bis scenes and his people to real
places and persons. Harry Fenn has
made several pictures for the paper.
In Laurens county , Georgia is a gen
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father of forty-seven children. What
more can his country claim from him ?
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Hough on the Auctioneer.
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what they thought his nationality to be.
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matter. But the worthy putter up and
knocker down of merchandise pressed
them. At last one of the lads , after
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" 1 think your father was an Irishman
and your mother a squaw , " The auc
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nationality really is.
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ELY BROTHERS , Druggists. Owego. N. T.
A Specific for
EPJU EPSY ,
SPASMS , C03T.
VTLSIOXS ,
FALLING SICK.
NESS.ST.YITCS
BAXCE , ALCO.
HOLISM.
OPIUM EATING ,
SCROFULA ,
KINGS EVIL ,
UGLY BLOOD
DISEASES ,
DYSPEPSIA ,
NERVOUSNESS ,
HERVE SICK HEADACHE
EHEUMATISH ,
NERVOUS
WEAKNESS.
NERVOUS
PROSTRATION ,
BLOOD SORES.
BILIOUSNESS , OOSTIVENESS , KIDNEY
TROUBLES and all IRREGULARITIES.
I3T * 1.50 FEB BOTTLE JJ DECOGETS. JT *
Bi8Br.S.AEIcliioMMei Co , , Prop. , 5UoseplHo.
Otarregpondence treerr annrored by Physicians. (681
The kidneys act as
purifiers of the blood
andwnen their func
tions are Interfered
Kith through weak
ness , they need tvn-
Init. They become
I healthfully active
_ i by the ese of Ho -
: -&s = tetter's Stomach
Diners , when fa'liru
short of relief from
other sources. 'Jbls
ituperb cumulating
'tonic also prevents
and arrests fever
and ague , constlpa-
. tlon.liver complaint
'dyspepsia ' , rheuma
tism and ether ail
ments U e It with
regularity. For sale
by all DrugKlsts and
Dealers Renerally.
WttBOR'S COMPOUND OF
PURE COD LIVERI
OIL AND LIME.
To One rul .A. * ! . Are yon mifferln r flro'n
1 TouKb , Cold. Aiitlima. Kronch'tU. or any of the
various pulmonar. troubles trmt so often end In
Jonsumytlon ? If so , nsq VVILBOU'S PURE Con-
i.lVEK ou , AM LISIE. " a safe and sure remedy.
This Is no qnack preparation , but i * prescribed by
tne medical tacu'ty. Manufd oniy by A. B. Wn.-
BOit , Chemist , Boston. Hold by all druggi-ts.
/JAKTED experienced Book and Bible Agents in
11 every County. Liberal Salaries Paid. Address
stating experience , P. O. Box g. g. , St. Louis , Mo.
Indulgence and KXCCM I.
Whether over eating or drinking are
made harmless by using Hop Bitter * freely ,
giving elegant appetite and enjoyment by
using them before and removing all dull
ness , pains and distress afterwards. leaving
the hew ! clear , nerves steady and all the
feelings buoyant , elastic and moro happy a v '
than before. The pleasing Effects of a * i =
Christian or Huraptuo'is dinner continuing
days afterwards. > f-
Kminont Testimony. ' *
N. T. Witness , Aug. 15,1880.
' ( I find that in addition to the pure spir
its contained in their composition , they
contain tbe extracts of hops and other well
known and highly approved medicinal
roots , leaves and tinctures in quantities
sufficient to render the article what the
makers claim it to be , to-wit , a medicinal I
preparation and not a beverage unfit and
unsafe to be used except as d medicine.
"From a careful analysis of their formu
la which was attested under oath I find
that in every wine glassfull of Hop Bitters ,
the active medicinal properties aside from
the distilled spirits are equal to a full dose
for an adult , which fact in my opinion ,
subjects it to an internal revenue tax as a
medicinal bitter. "
GREEK B. RAUM , U. S. Com. In. Rev.
Hardened Liver.
Five years ago T broke down with kidney
and liver complaint and rheumatism. Since
then I have been unable to be about at all.
My liver became bard like wood ; my limbs
were puffed up and filled with water. AIL
the best pybslcinns agreed that nothing
could cure me. I resolved to try Hop Bit
ters ; I have used seven bottles ; the hard
ness has all gone from my liver , the swell
ing from my limbs , and it hns worked a I !
miracle in my case ; otherwise I would have
been now in my grave ,
J. "W. MOKEY , Buffalo , Oct. 1 , ' 81.
Poverty and Suffering : .
"I was dragged down with debt , poverty and suf
fering for yrars. earned by aalck fanjlly and Urge
bills for doctoring. I was cnmpletelr discouraged ,
until one year agoby tbe advice of roy pastor , I
commenced using Hop Bitters , and In ono month
we were a'l ' well , and none of us have seen m lick
day since , and I want to ray to all poor men , yon caa
keep your families well a year with Hop Bltursfor
less than one doctor's visit will cost , 1 know It"
A WOUKINOMAK.
SECURE HEALTHY ACTION
OF THE
LIVER
By taking "Wright's Indian Vegetable
Pills , -which cleanse the Bowels , purify the
Blood , and by carrying off all obstructions
secure healthy nml vigorous action to the
Liver.
E. FERRETT , Agent ,
372 Pearl St. , New York.
30 DAYS' TRIAL !
f DR. f
IBYESl
( BEFORE. ) ( AFTER. )
ELBtriHO-VOLTAIC BELT and other HiECTIUC
APPLIANCES are sent on 30 Days' Trial TO MEN
ONLY , YOI'NG OR OLD. who nre infferlng from
NERVOUf EXHAUSTION. LOST VITAJITY , WAisT-
INO WEAKNESSES , and all diseases of a KINDRED
NATmtx. requiting from WHATEVER CAUSES.
Speedy relief and complete restoratl n toHieALTn.
Via OK and MANHOOD GUARANTEED , send at
once for Illustrated Pamphlet. Address
Yoltaic Belt Co. , Marshall , BcL i
Carpets.
CO.OOO YAKD8 OF JLX.L. KINDS.
Fend for Samples and Prices.
S. A. ORCHARD. Omaha , Neb.
CONSUMPTION ;
Iharo a positive remedy for the above disease ; byltc
CM thousands of eases at the wont kind and of brag
Handing have been cured. Indeed , BO Btrons : U ray faltS
In 1U efficacy , that I will aend TWO BOTTLEd FREE , to-
gflther with a VALUABLE TKEATJRE on tils dlsxtaM. t *
* BJ sufferer. QlveEzpreMandP. O.oddreu.
JOB. T. A. BLOCUM , 181 PeorlEU , New York.
ELECRAPHY
T
taught at Omaha School Telegraphy , Omaha ,
Neb. Send for circular. E. O. WAIT , Manager.
"THE BEST IS CHEAPEST. "
ESGINKS , THRFQHFR
HorsePowen nnLOnCn floier fallen
( Sol ted to all sections. ) WrlteforFliEEnhu.PunphM
and Price * to Tha Aultmaa & Taylor Co. , lUnsaeld. Ohio.
EVERLASTIN6 RNCE POSTS wfoopd0.pl8Qr0K
Ash rjr ncy soft wood made to last as Inns ; as Cedar ,
by a simple process costing less than 2c a pl ce.
Send Jl.OOforrecelptto W.L. atellwatr.tratman.Mo. .
81 rnt pnat raid a 7 ht > C nlcltie
plated 'JS cnl. revolver. 32 caU shot nlctde
Vplatert f I.CS. pauldtngj Leagne Bull { I.CO
"Catalogue free of Unas , Fishlnz Tackle
and Sporting Goods. Bnker& klnner.Kuckford.lll.
THE DAVENPORT BUSINESS COLLEGE prepares -
pares men better for business fmn any other in
stitution Is tbe lesslmory of the commercial irorld. .
For circular- address ,
LILL.IBK1DUE & DUNCAN. Datenport. Iowa.
A'Jii Ta Vt i'rS nt ice oval Mid utriesl
A-
eelltnj ; IlctortrJ Jtroioand Xloles. Prte-jrefiviced
STIHVI , 't't , . o . St.
. treatment. A.
& * KH a M I
fS A f IS 5 > ? positive cure. Dr. W. C.
* " itt Siri. .
V > V S- pnyne. Marshalltown , la.
CBOUP , ASTHMA , BRONCHITIS , |
NeuraJgin , Rheumatism.
JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT
( for Internal and External Ute ) will In-1
stantly relieve these tcrriWe diseases , and I
will posith ely cure nine cases out of ten. I
Information that will -.are many lives gent I
free by mail. Don't UvUv n moment. Pre-1
vention is better than cure. JOHNSON'S ANODYNE MNIMENT CUKES Influenza , Hoarse-L
ness. Harking Couyli , Whoopinc Cough , Diarrhoea , Dysentery , Cholera Morbua. Kidney Troubles , and r
Larae Pack. Sold everywhere. Circulars sent FREE. I. 8. JOHNSON & CO. . Bostnn. Mass.
If yon , are
Interested
In the inquiry "Which is the
best Liniment for Han and
Beast ? this is the answer , at
tested by two generations : the
MEXICAN MUSTANG LINI
MENT. The reason is sim
ple. It penetrates eery sore ,
wound , or lameness , to ihe
very bone , and drives out all
inflammatory and morbid mat
ter. It' * goes to the root "of
the trouble , and never fails to
cure in doubte aoick time.
YOUR MONEY
Will buy 2 per cent , more Groceries at the Old Re
liable Store of
< J. E. FKENCH < SE CO. , OMAHA ,
than can be b nstu else where In tbe state. They sell
12 lb . A Sugar for . . . . 91 oo
13 1-8 lt . Kx-ra. C Bnffar for 81. OO
11 18 Ib . Granulated fcnitur for - Sl.OO
14 lb . A W Orleans Suzurfor - Sl.OO
And other goods In pron rtlon. Bend for Monthly
1 rioe List. J. B. FKENi.'H & CO. . OMAHA.
_
I CURE FITS !
When I ey cure i ao nnc mean merely to stop tnem lor
a Una aad then have them retnrn apiln , I mean a radi
cal rare. I have mads the dlieasa of FITS. EPILEFST
er FALLING SICKNESS a llfo-long study. Iwarrantmy
remedy to euro the worst cues. Bocansa others bare
Cal'ed u no reason for not now receiving a care. Sendat
once tot a treatise and a Proo Bottle of my Infautblo
remedy. Giro Express and Post Omoe. It costs you
Bothlng for a trial , and I will cure yon.
Addroea Dr. II. G. ROOT. 183 Pearl St. . Netr Yorfc.
AGENTS WINTFD to sell positively the FASTEST -
EST 8KL1 run OOK IN THE
UNIVERSAL.
BA8iiTYfUB.Co lCO West Mnth . sfceet , Kansi
EJ.NV to use A certain cure. Not expensive. Three
months' treatment in on > package. Oowl for Cold
" > the Head , Hwulaclie. Dizziness , Hay Fever. Ac.
Fifty cents. By all Drug5t tsorbyinnll.
R.T HASCKr.TTNK. WnrrePa. .
W N U Omaha 203-17
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please say you saw the advertisement In
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