McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, April 24, 1884, Image 3
ADAM AND KVE. Wo walked In Eden , lady fair , I dare not say how long ago ; I praised the glory-of jour hair , For youwere lovely then , I know. I loved , and swore you were to me .The only woraan in the world , But , when I bent upon my knee , Your little lip with laughter curled. Ah me 1 my discontented Eve J Ah ! hapless me , a love-sick Adam , I loved you deeply , I believe , And yet you scorned me , my dear madam Yotrhave an Eden , lady , still , With scores of Adams at your feet , And doubtless.all their hearts you fill , And doubtless they believe you sweet. And yet you squeeze my fingers , too , And look with your bewitching eyes ; And what am I to such as you ? You cannot care for such a prize. No , no , my sweet , my tempting Eve , I cannot , dare not , be your Adam , To otherlovers let me leave * The apple , If you please , dear madam. " fWeatherby In Temple Bar. TENTS AND ACCOUTREMENTS. Congressman Lalrd'a BUI for the Benefit . ot Grand Army and Ml- lltla Reunions. Hon. James Laird , from the com mittee on military affairs , has submitted to congress the following joint resolu tion as a substitute for sundry joint res olutions. It will be appreciated by the Grand Army and military boys : Resolved by the senate and house of representatives of the United States of America in congress assembled , That on and after the passage of this joint resolution the secretary of war be , and he is hereby authorized , on the appli cation of the governor of any state , to send from some convenient fort , depot of supply or arsenal , to any place in such state as may be designated by the governor , to be used at * a reunion of ex-veteran union soldiers or state mil- tary organization , the ex-veteran onion soldiers always having the pref erence , such cannon , tents and muskets as can be spared , all cost of forward ing and returning such property to be paid by the applicant therefor , the same to be returned in as good condition as when received : Provided , That , the adjutant general , or other proper ac counting officer of the state , applying under this resolution shall receipt for such property as may be received in the name of the state ; and that the value of any property not re turned or damage to such as is returned shall be charged to each state against its quota : And pro vided further. That with a view to ac commodating the greatest number of ex-veteran union soldiers the secretary of war , in connection with the execu tive of any state or states that may ap- plp to him under this resolution , shall fix the time at which each shall have the use of the property herein specified. The following is the report made by the committee on military affairs , to whom the different resolutions were re ferred : The -committee oil military affairs , to whom were referred joint resolutions H. R. Nos. 23,104,165,174 and 181 , having had the same under consider ation , respecttully report : That since the resolutions above re- ierred to ask for the use of public prop erty for a patriotic purpose , and pro vide that the secretary of war shall take ample security against loss or damage there , your committee see no reason why it should not as well be ap plied to this use as left to rust and de cay in the depots and arsenals of the government. ' As all the resolutions named refer to the same'subject , the committee. have prepared and offer the accompanying joint resolution as a substitute , and rec ommend its passage. The Touch of a Mother's Hand. Philadelphia Press. A lieutenant of a lihode Island bat tery , a mere youth , lay dying at Wash ington. He had his right foot shattered by a piece of shell at an engagement jiear Mechanicsville. The foot had -been amputated , but he sank slowly -away. All his sufferings had been borne with a soldier's fortitude , and it was now near midnight , he having reached the city at noon. His mother had been telegraphed for and was to meet .him at Washington in a day or two He was very low , and two ladies sat by his bedside , the one fanning him -and the other holding his feeble hands. The lady had her finger on the pulse , noting the fluctuating pulsations. About midnight his mother arrived at the hos pital , and begged to see her boy. She * aid she would slip in and take the place . _ of one of the _ ladies by his bed- T J 1 ? J V lovKns : embrace. After a little he . -mother , I am so happy now I am with you. I shall die con- * 4Bnt you must not die , my dear boy , " said the fond parent. "I could .not , .lose you. " "Alas , " be replied , "I wish it oould be so , but God wills it otherwise ; but , imotheri" he said , with a smile , "I have faced death too often to bo afraid ofhim.now , and I gladly give up my life to my country. " This young man had been wounded on the Tory last day of his three years' service. One more day and he would have been disuharged and on his way home. He died when he was just twenty years'and nine months old. After one of the severe battles some officers were riding in the woods near Stone Bridge , and as they passed the dead they noticed the body of a little boy resting against a tree. He seemed to have sat down at the foot of the tree . fallen asleep , with a handkerchief covering his face. "Bemovingthe hand kerchief , a countenance of rare loveli ness was disclosed. The boy was clad .in a handsome , almost gay , uniform of a staff officer , and beside him lay a fatioy Jittlo sword. Thci officers' dis-1 mounted and gathered about him , one lifting him .carefully up. The blue eyes stared in vacancy , and although stone dead , he was not yet cold. He had a wound in his right breast , and his jacket and underclothing were soaked with blood. His appearance indicated that .he was attached to the staff of some regiment or general , but no one knew him A search in his clothing resulted in discovering a small bible , and on the fly-leaf was written , "James Simmons , New York. From his loving mother. 'My son , remem ber thy Greater in the days of thy youth.1 " Nothing else was found by which to identify him. One of the officers wished to take him to headquarters , but that was six miles away so they left him where he fell. His face was bright almost ra diant and his lips parted in a smile. He was indeed a beautiful boy , and some mother's darling , but there he lay , a victim of the cruelty of war. Who he was , other than that Bible told , I never knew , but if they be living I hope these lines may meet the eves of his friends. He was not over twelve or fourteen years of age. At Nashville , in one of the hospitals , on a little cot lay a young officer , al- jnos a. boy whose , form .was burning with fever. All day long'he lay'on the bed , his bright eyes fixed on the minia ture of a beautiful woman , which he held in his hand. He kissed it again and again , murmuring , "Mother , my mother. " In the night he grew worse and delirious , talking all the time about his mother. One of the sisters came to him , and , catching sight of her dress , he smiled and said , "Ah , mother , I knew you would come. " The nurse smoothed his brow , and he murmured , "Kiss me , dear mother. " Tenderly the noble woman stooped down and kissed him. "Ah , " he said "this is the first moment of peace I have known for a week , " and passed quietly away. His mother did not come , but the sister of charity smoothed his way. Ah , when these death-bed scenes are remembered , and the gentle , patient , ray-robed figures gliding about among ihe dead and dying , what do we not owe to those noble women who sacri- iced comfort , home , everything to min ister to our poor boys in the war. Pioneer Girls of the Plains. Forgo .Letter la the Chicago Herald. In traveling over the prairies one now and then comes across a lonely shack , which , with its surroundings , wears an aspect of neatness that dis tinguishes it from the average care- iessly thrown together shanty that suf- ices to prove the claimant's right to the title of proprietor of the 160 acres surrounding it. If of boards , the cracks are carefully battened with lath ; if of ; ogs , the crevices are closely plastered with mud ; hardy morning-glories cling around the doorway and creep along the humble caves , while small plats , smiling with violets , larkspur , love-bell and honeysuckle , transplanted from the prairie , hover around the modest domicile , true indices to the female spirit that rules within. The novelty of their situation seems x > charm these women pioneers ; their 'ace and form are the embodiments of lappiness and health ; they as heartily enjoy a tramp over the prairie , in search of the boundary lines of their claim , as the society girl enjoys.a trip n a dog cart or a sail on the lake. They become adepts in the use of rifle and shotgun ; they learn to handle the larvester as deftly as their masculine neighbors , and ride the sulky plow with as - much grace as her refined sister would ornament a tricycle. The majority of these pioneers neers are schoolmistresses , who pursue their Greek , Latin , astronomy , botany or chemistry during their leisure mo ments in their prairie home during the summer and pursue their vocation in village or city school during the winter months. Thus they .preserve their lealth , keep up their studies and slowly > ut surely build up for themselves a lome that they cans point to with just > ride as the fruit of. their own labor. The hardships and trials which these brave little pioneers undergo are enough to shake the courage of the sterner sex. Mrs. Ball , a young widow who came to the territory two , years ago , built her claim shack , which was twice blown away by tornadoes , and once burned to the ground , but through ter indomitable will she is still there , and says she is bound to stay. Miss Nellie Uline , daughter of Colonel Jline , of Chicago , lias her homestead Devil's Late is'a tireless near , a pedes- rienne , a crack rifle shot and possesses accomplii Che Coming Easter Belle. St. Loula Republican. There is a happy little soul who is fondly earning for bright days , sunshine and good street crossings , so that she can- trip out in the" air one whom Keats would have loved to immortal ize. She is getting up an Easter cos tume to make the very swallows and sparrows wish they had colored tail feathers. She wears lilacs at her throat when nature's mysterious alchemy brings out the purple's plumes which are spring's first offering and EO she has chosen "lilac as her springattire. . She is a new fashioned girl one with deep brook-like eye of brown , with a rippling mass of dusky hair , and the bloom of eighteen healthy years in her cheeks. She is busy making trips to her dress maker , bonnet-builder and all the other kind souls who , for a vulgar considera tion , are contributing to her success in. this costume , which perhaps the next matinee will astonish a few. Her gown is to be a deep amethyst purple velvev , cut into turrets of six inches depth , from which little silk ruffles crop out. Her over dress is to beef of pale lilac silkwith a yine of hysteria embossed through it , the heavy flower * hanging in ripe clusters/as she coulc not find any lilacs embossed on satin , which made her cry one whole afternoon. This jaunty polonaise is .to be draped very high and bouffant , as she is a slim lit tle thing and needs drapery over the hips , the thick satin turning up into rich plaits under the bow ot amethyst ribbon. The corsage in front is a double point opening over a waistcoat of the very palest green silk , which will be shirred from the top of the darts down to a stomacher shape , This idea she cribbed from Lady Ormond's lace dress , of course. The satin sides of the front are to have a tiny valoise collar run in , which deepens about the neck , made of the pale lilac satin , filled in with a double crepe lisse frill to soften about her fair young throat , which shames the neck of the plump Virginia with Paul in the window of a basque dealer. On her head will be perched a cunning lit tle broad-brimmed , pale green chip , dyed for her purposely , to tie covered with duchesse lace in foamy cataracts , concealing the roots of the shaded li lies and their stiff , dark leaves , which are to bloom in their own season on one of the dearest little maids in town. She will carry a white lace parasol , lined with pale green. She may be vexed to have this known , as her many imitators jnay copy her dress and spoil the effect , but you will know her by her dark , big brown eyes and dimples. In a Barber Shop.- The barber is a satirized and ma ligned artist. He is set forth'as being a skillful business man and a humorist. If he were half as shrewd as he is said to be , he would certainly have sense enough to become a Grit politician and go to Toronto to be bribed by those awful Tories. And if he were the mer ry jester that he is claimed to be , he would get into a circus or minstrel troupe and secure wealth and recogni tion by the introduction of a new joke , which would not only redound to his credit , but be a step toward the anni hilation of those which are so old that that they are obliged to hobble on crutches and hold themselves together with trusses. In truth the barber uses only the most every-day , commonplace lan guage. To prove this it is only neces sary to quote a conversation overheard , the other morning , between one of these so-called fiends and a customer , the barber opening : "Fine day ? " "Yes. " "Guess the rain is over at last. " "Gueesitis. " "We'll have snow before long , I I think. " "Correct. In some parts of the world they have snow even at this time , in other parts they never have and snow while there are regions where the snow lies on the ground all the year round. You are right in your prediction , how ever , and you would be safe in betting on it without consulting the almanac. If we * don't have it in a few" weeks we will have it in a few months , sure. " "Are you a weather prophet ? " "No ; I sell pork on commission. " Pause. "Does the razor hurt you ? " "Not at all ; I can't feel it any more than you oould feel McKim's pecuniary pulse the morning after the bribery ex plosion in Toronto. " "The bribery excitement is over , isn't it ? " "It is. It has been over for about one week for everybody except the Grits. " Pause. ' 'Is it'too cold for you with the door open ? " "Not at all ; it is very pleasant. " "I see Vennor says we're going to have a warm and dry summer followed by a mild winter. " "Is that so ? I hope so , and I trust we may be able to scramble through the winter months on our bamboo canes , summer underclothes , straw hats with blue' bands- Oxford ties , twenty-five cent socks , and navy blue bathing suits. " Pause * . "Ciose shave ? " "Yes , as close as you can ; I want this shave to last until pay day. " "Crop prospects are goodthis year. " "They may be ; but it's not proper for a man who cuts hair to speak of crops. That was originally intended for a joke in London where it was built , . and had a long and prosperous run , and underwent various changes to meet various contingencies. It-is now sim ply respected on account of its great age and is kept alive by warm bricks , ints and medicated under- suicide in Toronto last night. " In't hear of it , but it must have Suicides are generally sad enow that I ever heard of a real ful , merry suicide that embraced I ecstatic elements of a sail over pail lake at twilight , accompanied _ [ rl with soft black eyes and a tender little rosebud mouth. " Pause. "Your hair is getting thin on top. " "That's the correct place for it to get thin. Suppose a man's hair should fall out all around and remain intact on top. Then he would be tuited like a cockatoo and he would eclipse a min strel show every time he would raise his hat to a lady. And he might wax such a tuft and work it up to a point like a goatee , and thus afford his friends lots of innocent diversion ; or he. might grow it long , and let it hang around his head in a fringe , or convert it into a pig tail. " Pause. "Bay rum ? " "Yes. " "Fifteen cents. " "Here. " "Thank you. Good .morning. " "Good morning. " And the patron who had done twice , as much talking as the barber walked oot. oot.A A Domestic sewing machine the poor woman with eight children. , - > * * * ' POPULAR SCIENCE. .The electric lights at Los Angeles , Cal. , can be seen at the Island of San iClemento , eighty miles away. It is paid th'at wheat kept sealed-in an air-tight receptacle , for some length of time will not germinate. Although corrosive sublimate is gain ing in favor among surgeons as an anti septic , it is safe only in skillful hands. In twenty years the sales of single Eackages of patent medicines in Great ritain have increased from 6,661,657 to 18,457,990. Diphtheria has recently been ob served in , pigeons in Germany. Ac cording to Prussian veterinary reports the disease is incurable and highly contagious. Liquid oxygen boils at 106 ° C. , and forms into crystals. The critical tem perature , M. Wroblewski also finds , is at a pressure of 40 atmospheres 113 C. Sir W. Thomson is to deliver eigh teen lectures on "Molecular Dynamics" at the Johns Hopkins university dur ing the first twenty days of next Octo ber. ber.Pure Pure linseed oil , an expert observes , has a bright amber color. It runs freely , sparides when flowing from the can , tastes smooth and mild , and has the smell of a flaxseed poultice. Professor Ball , the astronomer royal for Ireland , in an address on comets , 'considered that the meteoroids seen as .shooting stars in 1866 were-actually the remains ; of the tails of comets. The Engineer says it is probable that the government of Victoria-will repeat the offer of a high premium for a com bined reaper and threshing machine suited to Australian requirements. The late Professor Jevons , in a treat ise on the ccal supply of Great Britain , assigned to the year 1883 an output , on the principle of estimation he adopted , of 178,100,000 tons. The actual num ber of tons of coal mined was 163,750- 000. 000.The The Gazette Medicalw do 1'Algerie calls attention to 'a great number of facts winch appear to show that cider drinkers are not troubled with stone , and that patients having this affection are either cured or greatly relieved by that beverage. According to Prpfessor Wanklyn the manufacture of gas from limed coal is a success , as it reduces the amount of sulphur compounds to three grains in the hundred cubic feet , and increases the yield of ammonia and tar by the abolition of the lime purifiers. The Plea of Intoxication. Clinton Herald. The New York court of appeals very justly and properly decides that intoxi cation is no extenuating circumstance in the commission of crime. It was pleaded in the case before the court that the prisoner was in a state of in toxication amounting to frenzy , and hence he could not have formed an in telligent intent , nor controlled his ac tion. The court held that "voluntary intoxication of one who without provo cation commits a homicide , although amounting to a frenzy , does not exempt him from the same legal inferences upon the question of intent which are applicable to a person perfectly sober. " The vicious ruling to the contrary made in many cases is indefensible and without support by analogy. It is an established principle of the law that if a man in the commission of a minor of fense accidentally Sommits a greater , he is answerable for that greater. ' A man might thus be legally guilty of murder who might have intended only to kill some animal , or to commit bur glary or a like offense. Analogy would require that one who by committing the offense , of crazing himself with alcohol perpetrates a stilr greater , though un wittingly , should be made to suffer the penalty lor the larger offense. To find a prisoner not gudty because he was intoxicated is to suggest a way by which the vicious may commit crime with impunity namely , to get drunk. Henry Clay's Heroic Son. Cincinnati News Journal. "Do you know what' killed Henry Clay ? " my genial Kentucky storyteller ler asked me the other day. "If not , I will tell you. He , died of a broker heart , not because he lost the pres dency , but his son. Henry Clay , Ji was his father's idol. He was sent to ( West Point , .where he graduated second in his class. After'four months in the army he resigned , and began practic ing law in Lexington , living with his .father at Ashland. Not a young man in Kentucky promised better things than he did. When the Mexican wir : broke out he was determined to go. His father made no objection , and ho went out as lieutenant colonel of the First Kentucky regiment. At the bat. tie of Buena Vista , Santa Anna , with 32,000 troops , nearly overwhelmed Gen. Taylor'with about" one-eighth VJ Vl-A * V * rf J > * * # * * Ml WMM V/A-t W * * * * i * JH-i that number. Clay fought hard , but , as his regiment was falling back , a shot went through both legs. He was not mortally wounded , and three men picked him up to convey him off the leld. It soon became evident that the Mexicans would overtake them. "Save yourselves , boys , " he said , and taking .he pistol which his father had given aim , he handed it to one of the men with the words , "Take this , and return t to my father. Tell him I have no further use for it. " With that they dropped him and ran after the retreat- ng troops. The last they saw of Clay 16 was lying on his back , fighting a squad of Mexicans with hid sword. Next morning his body was found , lacked to pieces. The pistol came to its father , then a senator , and , though le lived several years after , I am con vinced that he died from the blow. " An Infallible Teht. Brcoklyn Eagle. "I'll bet a bottle of champagne that's a married couple , " remarked a swell standing at the window of a fashion able clubhouse and watching a lady and gentleman who were crossing the street during a heavy shower. " 1 can't magineyour reason for saying so , " re- ilied his companion. "It's plain inough. Don't' you see that the oen-1 ter of the umbrella is over his head , ' 0 not over tiers.1' 'a ' L L r M. A. SPALDING , AGENT FOR THE COz COO COO O O 70 70O Id O CO ui Sold Low for cash , or on easy payments or ' rente i until the rent pay ? i r the organ ; M. A. SPALDING , Agent , McCOOK , - - . NEBRASKA. STOCK DIEEGTOEY DENNIS M'KILLIP. Ranch on Red Willow/Thornbure , Hayes branded * M. il. ' ' County , Neb. Cattle on leftside. Young cattle branded same as above , also "J. " on left jaw. tinder-slope right ear. Horses branded "E" on left shoulder. ' FOR SALE. My range of 1,000 acres of deeded land in one Body , including the Black and By field hay lands ; timber and water with two good farm houses and other Improvements. Convenient to No. 1 school privileges. Situated in the Republican val ley west of Red Willow creek. Call on or address J. F. BLACK. Indianola , Nob. J. WILSON. Stock brand circle on left shoulder ; also dewlap and a crop and under half crop on left ear , and a crop and under bit in the rieht. Ranch on the Republican. Post- office , Max , Dundy county , Nebraska. HENRYT. CHURCH. 0 born , Neb. Range : Red Willow creek , In south west corner of Frontier county , cat tle branded "O L 0on right side. Also , in over crop on right ear and under crop on left. Horses branded " 8" on right shoulder. SPRING CREEK CATTLE CO. Indianola , Neb. Range : RepublicanVal- ey , east of Dry Creek , and near head of Spring Creek , in Chase county. J. D. WKLBORK , Vice President and Superintendent JOHN HATFIELD & SON. McCook , Neb. , Ranch 4 miles southeast , m Republican river. Stock branded with bar and laaM on left hip fl J. B. MESERVE. Ranch , Spring Canyon on the Frenchman River. In Chase county , Neb. Stock branded as above ; also " 73 T 'on left side ; "O.L. " on left hip ; " 7" on right hipand "L."o right shoulder ; "L. " on left shoulder and "X."on left jaw. Half under-crop left ear , and square-crop right ear. C. D. PHELPS. Range : Republican Valley , four miles west of Culbertson , south Mde of Republi can. Stock branded " 161" and " 7-L. " P. O. Address , Culbertson , Neb. THE TURNIP BRAND. Ranch 2 miles north of McCook. Stock branded on left hip , and a few-double cross es oa left side. C. D. ERCANBRACK. STOKES & TROFH. P. O. Address , Carrlco , Hayes county , Nebraska. Range. Red Willow , above Car- rico. Stock branded as above. Also run the lazyci brand. GEORGE J. FREDERICK. Ranch 4 miles southwest of McCook , on the Driftwood. Stock branded "AJ" on the left hip. P. O. address , McCook , Neb. W. N. PROCTOR. McCook , Neb. , range ; Red Willow creek , in southwest -rner of Frontlercounty. Also E. P. brand on right hip and side and swal low-fork inrightcar. Horses branded E. P. on right hip. A few branded ' 'A' ' on right hip. ALL LIVE DRUGGISTS SELL SPRING gLOSgOMI Anti-Billow ud Dyspeptic Care.