" "yjffififfgs ' " - T r- = - - - , - t > ± - * - ; , f" 4 - * y TRIBUNE. VOLUME 2. McCOOK , RED WILLO.W COUNTY , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY , FEBRUARY 28 , 1884. NUMBER 39. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. J. E. COCHRAN , Attorney at Iaw , HcCQOZ , BED'yttLOW COUKX7 , HZB. Prnctlco in any Courts of the stnto and Kan- Fax , and the government Land Office of this District , and before the Land Department at Washington. Satisfaction guaranteed , and terras reasonable. Office let door Beuth of the U. 8. Laud Office. 2-28. JENNINGS & STARBUCK , Attorneys at Law , McCooK - NEBRASKA. "Will sire special attention to tbc practice ot law , and making collections. CS Offlco Searadhlocknorth'of depot , 2 doors north Green's drug store. 2-22. JOHN A. LEE , Merchant T a i J o r. McCo'OK : : NEBRASKA. Pit and Workmanship Guaranteed. PAGE T. FRANCIS , Gounty Surveyor. Red Willow County. , Keeps certified plats of all lands in the Hitchcock laud district. Special attention given to all such business. Correspondence solicited. 3-22. Dr. A , J. WILLEY , Surgbon B. & M. R. R. , Office at B. & M. Pharmacy , McCOOK , 2-36. , NEBRASKA. L. LEE JOHNSON , Ms . , Physician and Surgeon. Oriimtj Hsilcil Bepirtmwt UalTKslty Woostw. Office In roar of Citizen's Bank , where he can be &tmd when not prof esslonally engaged. JOHN F. COLLINS , Contractor and Builder , McCOOK , - . NEBRASKA. , Estimates cheerfully given on nil kinds of Work. Best of references" .Address . for the present by malt. " IQ-lyr. CONGDON & CLIFF , Bricklayers & Plasterers. All Jobs Promptly attended to. C. L. NETTLETON , . Supt , Public Instruction Teachers' Examinations at Indianola on tbe third Saturday of every month , commencing' at 9 o'clock , A. M. 25-tf. W. M. SANDERSON , House & Sign'Painter. McCooK , - NEBRASKA All work guaranteed. Give me a call. WM. McINTYEE , Contractor and Builder OF LONG EXPERIENCE : All work warranted. All material furnishsd if desired. Work done on shor J notice. HINMAN & CO. , PairriersGraijiers& : Paper Hangers McCOOK , 2-36. NEBRASKA , 82J7 Destgns furnished for Celling Decorations , cither In paper or Fresco Painting. Mrs. R. H. HAMILTON , DEALER IN * Hair Goods & Millinery , Switches , Braids , Waves , Frizzes , Etc. tS7 SpccIal attention paid to the manufacture of all kmds'of HAIR GOODS. Order by mall wlllre- , 'celve-prompt attentlo. ill Ladies' Furnishing Goods ! ' And Stylish Millinery. " \ i' ' - i , ' . Zqphyrs and Woolen Goods , Notions , Satins , Laces [ ' srf and Trimmings at , the 1 Ladies'Fashionable Bazar H j - One Door South of Quick's Store , I - SS-Smos. . INDIANOLA , NEBRASKA. k a iveet at home. $5 outfit free. Py b- : solntely sure. No j 1st. Capital not requlr- I ed. Render. If you want business at which I persona of either sex , young or old. can make great pay .all ie time they work , with absolute crtalnty , write for particular ! to H. HALLETT & CO. , Portland , Malae. 2-35. W. C. LaTOUEETTE , HDEALER INH * - ' HARDWARE , STOVES , QUEENSWARE , AGRICUTUR'AL IMPLEMENTS , BARBED WIRE. The Largest Stock and Lowest Prices in Red Willow County. CALL AND BE CONVINCED. , * , Sign of BIG AX. Three Deors South- . 0. McCOOK , . - ' , NEBRASKA. LYTLE BROS. , -GENERAL DEALERS IN- HARDWARE , STOVES AND TINWARE , - Agricultural Implements and Barb Wire , * * V. < ti. . - HEADQUARTERS FOR ' The Celebrated Bain Wagon " * The Best Wagon in the Market MANUFACTURING AND REPAIRING OF Tin Sheet-Iron & , - Copperware by practical and experienced workmen , promptly and neatly executed. Corner Store , Opposite Citizen's Bank , McCOOK , NEBRASKA. D. KENDALL'S BILLIARD PARLOR AND-r Favorite Resort Is the place for Ice Cold Lemonade , Ginger Beer , Pop , Choice Cigars , Candy , Nuts , Etc. BilliarJ&PoolTalile CALL andENJOYYOURSELVES Saddles f Harness , [ OPPOSITE HOTEL ON THE HILL. ] Manufacturer and Dealer Jn SADDLES , HARNESS , BRIDLES , COLLARS , BRUSHES , COMBS , WHIPS. Stock Saddles , Coy-Boy out fits , and Spurs. R.H. ; HAMILTON. . _ IMJ ' J sfrcu-- -a CITY BAKERY. A. PROBST &BRO. PROPRIETORS. WE KEEP ON HAND BREAD , PIES & CAKES , GRAHAM BREAD. Cakes Made on Order. Lunch Room in connection , where you can get hot coffee , etc. INDIAEOLA HOTEL PRICES REDUCED. I would say to the citizens of Indianola and vicinity thrt X will continue to set'a good table and famish GOOD , CLZiH BED3 at OHE HOLLAS per day. CLARK WARD. l"l I "T f * Scnd slx ccnts for postage , and AW U I f L receive 'free , a costly box of M I i rsoods * BlcI wl" nejp y ° u to 1 111 mm k I more money right away than anything else In this world. All of either sex , succeed from first hour. The broad road to fortune opens be fore the workers , absolutely sure. At once address TRUE & CO. , Augusta , Maine. 2-35. k wanted for The Lives of all the "Presidents of the U. S. The AGENTS ! klargest , handsomest best book Fever sold forlcss than twice our price. The fastest selling book la America1. Immense profits.to agents. All.Intelligent people want It. Any one can become a successful 'agent. Terms free. HALLETT BOOK CO. , Portland , Maine. . 2-35. THE prejudices of -Caucasian world were shocked the other day by the announcement that a Chinaman of Victoria , B. C. , was about to wed an intelligent and refined young lady , with the consent of her parents. The world will recover from its painful thrill of disgust when it learns that the celestial is the possessor of prop erty to the amount of $2,000,000 , and overcame the parental objection with a quarter of a million. THE will of Wendell Phillips leaves his whole property , valued at from $200,000 to 6250,000 , to his wife un conditionally. Had she died before him , it would have been given to his nephew , S. P. Blagden , in trust for the wife of George W. Sraalley , the New York Tribune's London correspondent DEATH may bd cruel and cold , but the touch of its dread finger warms into life the most beautiful flowers of human character. Love , patience , hope and charity spring from the hearten on which it has been laid as though it were a fairy's wand. Topics. A COLORED gentleman of Atchison was given fifty days on the rock pile for being the-owner of a set of dice on each of which there were three fives. A white gentleman of the same city was the holder of four fives and got $113. THE twenty-fingered young lady of Chicago will cost her husband as much to keep her in rings as it dees the protector of the average St. Louis girl in shoes. "EMINENT SUCCESS. " Editors , Doctors , Druggists , and All Who Try It , Unite in Praise. "I have used your GOLDEN BALSAM with eminent success. I can fully rec ommend it. " R. H. Ditzler , M. D. , Eort Scott , Kansas. "Your GOLDEN BALSAM is a splendid Cough remedy. It is highly recom mended by all. " Reek & Rankin , Druggists , Allerton , Iowa. "It affords me pleasure to say that MARSH'S GOLDEN BALSAM cured me of a most obstinate cough after I had tried various other medicines without avail. I only used half a bottle. " Sims Ely , Editor Herald , Hutchinson , Kansas. "Your GOLDEN BALSAM is unques tionably the best cough preparation we have ever handled. " J. L. Jones , M. D. , ( of Jones & Calvert , Druggist ) , Jonesburg- . MARSH'S GOLDEN BALSAM for the Throat and Lungs , and MARSH'S GOL DEN BLOOD & LIVER TONIC , are for sale by S. L. Green , Druggist , McCook. Large bottles 50 cents and $1. 38. NEW MEAT MARKET. DUNGAN & SHEKELS , IJEALEKS DT Fresh f Salt Meats OF ALL KINDS. COBERS OF Ham and Breakfast Bacon. Pure Lard of oar own rendering. Highest cash price paid for Hides , Furs of all kinds , and Pelt * . One door west of the City Bakery. DUNGAN & SHEKELS. Proprietors. LANDS AND PATENTS. E. M. yATfRT.T. . Upwards of three years Assistant Attorney General of the United States for the Interior Department. Practices hefore the General Land Office and the In terior Department In land and mining cases. Ob tains patents for Inventions In this and foreign countries. Nearly three and one-half years Com missioner of Patents. Office , Le Drolt Building- , ' Washington , D. C. ' AFTER years of what is called the "religion of humanity , " the Rev. 0. B. Frothingham gave up his patched creed and decided that he had accom plished nothing. Mr. Underwood is engaged in much the same business. , He is spending a great deal of time . in making himself generally useless. A lecture of the sort he delivers ac complishes no good. It simply un settles weak people. It is made up of the old generalities and the old con tradictions. It is simply the seed of a spiritual uneasiness. Mr. Under wood can prove nothing. He can on ly take the weaknesses of * orthodoxy and by attacking them , destroy what peace there is in it for people who do not care for the refinements of the ig norance on a great topic which he gives them. It is not a good business for any man to be in. Mr. Under wood is more to be respected than Ingersoll , because he has more brains and is not'as coarse. But it is to be deprecated that he is engaged in his present business. He should not strive to tell people what he does not know himself. He should not use the tricks of thought to capture the men who never think. .He should not put chance sentences into mouths that have no connection with a brain. "We can conceive of nothing more horrible than the lecture of an infidel. Dan gerous disbelief has an odd fascina tion for fools , and they go wandering down "the dim and perilous way , " , with no guide of knowledge or rea son. Infidelity in ignorance results only in a soggy blasphemy. Most people are ignorant , and therefore a man who simply objects , but who has no remedy , should keep his objections to himself. He cannot teach intelli gence , and he can only unsettle ig norance. The latter ambition is not a large one. Denver News. BOB INGERSOLL rehashed his old lecture once more and delivered it Friday night at Kansas City , at a net profit of § 1,000. He has put some new features into it , and cut out some of the best portions. As usual his tribute to what is good fell upon ears of lead , but flouts , jeers and flings at religion were greeted with great ap plause. From what Bob says of mod ern preachers we guess he has no personal acquaintance among them. Topics. ONE of the most horrible crimes ever committed was the. deliberate murder of Beverly Taylor and wife and their adopted child , Eliza Jane Cramer , by two negroes , for the pur pose of selling their bodies to the medical college. The murderers have been arrested , and one of them has made a full confession. They have been engaged for several months in furnishing subjects for the "dissecting table. IT was in a Halifax book store recently that serious-minded asked cently a - lady ed a youthful salesman for a copy of 'Eucharistica. " And the young man responded with a glow of innocent solicitude on his ingenious face : "We haven't it , ma'am , but I can give you Hoyle's games. You'll find it in there" with the rest of 'em. " Detroit Free Press. REAM , who made the mod el for Lincoln's statute at "Washing ton , has recently modeled a little baby so perfect that visitors imagine that they can hear it cry.