McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, November 15, 1883, Image 7
- GreenQing rf HcwTockBun. . 1 ? . ? " 1 had ta long search for green gin ger to-dayi" eai'd a Jersey City house wife to her husband. "My grocer told me that there was a corner in it ; that there were only two barrels-in the mar ket , and that these two were held at 60 cents a pound by the barrel. A German " man grocer" said ho could not get any. At another store the man said : 'Here- John , get-this lady some green ginger. ' Haven t had a .piece in the.storo this season , sir , ' was the answer. stepped in about twenty other groceries , out none of them had it. " The husband volunteered to get it in New York , 'and walked up and ; down the streets in ttio 'neighborhood of Wash ington market inquiring at every stand and dodging into every store that looked as if it ever had kept , or by any possibility might ever keep , goen gin ger. Things are seen sometimes when least expected. In front of a foreign . fruit store in Barclay street a huge bas ket filled with the root he sought met the man's astonished gaze. "How do you sell your ginger ? " "Four pounds for a dollar. " v "Won't you sell me half a pound ? My wife wants it , and this is the only lot I have seen. " The storekeeper hesitated before he spoke. "YesI know something about auch things. They destroy the' peace of a family. Hotter than ginger some times. " He gave a big half-pound , and said , laconically , " 10 cents. " While the purchaser was commenting upon its low price in view of its scarcity , the storekeeper broke in with : "Cheap ! Do you know what that ginger costs here ? Sixty cents a barrel. Nothing is paid for but digging , and freight. The reason it's scarce is1 because the negroes down there in Jamaica and the other islands won't work as long as they have anything. A steamer may be go ing out and ginger wanted , but if those negroes have a bit of tobacco as big as the end of your thumb , or a mouthful of food , or a single copper , you can whistle for your ginger. " i Maryland to the Front. The Hon. Oden Bowie , -ex-Governor' of Maryland , President ofthe Baltimore City Passenger Railway Co. , also Pres ident of the 'Maryland. Jockey Club , says : "Both m my family , and in my private stables , as well as those of the City Passenger -Railway Co. , I have for ' several years used St. Jacobs Oil most satisfactorily. ' ' Such'a 'statement ought to convince every " reader of this paper. "W i * A. Lesson Given a Brakeman. ew York New * . President Rutter came into the Grand Central station the other day to take a train , and asked , a brakeman : "Is this the train to Poughkeepsie ? " The brakeman did not know him , and nod ded his t head. Mr. Rutter asked the question three times , and each time re ceived a nod in reply. Finally he in quired , "Have you no tongue in your head ? " The man nodded again. Mr. Rutter obtained the name of the man. The brakeman found it out and went to Mr. Rutter. "I think I made , a mis take , " said he. "Yes , I should say you did , "replied Mr. Rutter , - "you took me for one of the patrons of the road. Out of the money received from patrons you receive your pay. They are enti tled to every courtesy , and as you can not accord it to them'lwill see to it that you are discharged at once. " ' "The man begged , promised to profit by'the lesson and said he had a mother to support. For the sake of"nis mother M * . Rutter said he wouldv.overlook the "mU , ke , " but a repetition would result in dismis sal. FIUST effectual , then good to take , then Plso'a Cure for Consumption. Hot a Good Headline. Nevr Orleans Times-Democrat. "Yes"said Miss Perm , "I rejected Mr. Hogg. Nice fellow , but I couldn't iave the announcement of my marriage appear in the papers .under , the head line 'HoggPemu' " * EUSHMOKK , O. Dr. A. Page says : "I haAe prescribed Brown's Iron Bitters in several instances , and in each case obtained good results. " Truth is the highest thing that man may keep/ Vertigo , Hysterics , Convulsions all ner vous disorders in fact are cured by Samari tan Nervine. This is the essential evil of vice -it debases a man. First a Cold , then Bronchitis. Check the first with Halo's Honey of Horehbund and Tar. Of druggists. Pike's Toothache Drops cure in 1 minute. Hypocrisy is the homage-vice paya to virtue. ; 'BE CAKEFUtJ laogbinz taoe of . Orphan children have not-so much heed of guardians as stupid men. READ THIS. The Army and Navy Lini ment willjjpsitl gljrtake.thet8oreness qutuof Spavin , Kingnone , Splint"or Curb , and ; stops thelr grotlfc See advertisement. - , A .good maniSkkmdUerlto his enemy than badrmeii are fatheirafrienda. \ ' For , J > y pep laVli iic ftt > n. Depression of : Splrits'and General debility , in t'beir various formal alw as'a prefeaUVe against < var. aadAgue , ' ad other Intermittent Perera , tie' 4 JPerro-Ihoiiph o rated Elixir of GalU ra-inaIa br Cat-well , : Hazard * Co. , Kew yojjid .d 8ll OraggMs " , ta the best ton'loTan5 f "paUentafS mring'"irom fevers orotber sickness , It haa no equal. Among intelligent people antipathies are more irreconcilable than hates. - By the way , a dog generally "cornea to the scratch" in the attempt "tomake both ends moot. " [ Norristown Herald. \L \ A HUMAN FIRE. The' ' Phenomenon ota/Burning Mine 'Be- 1 peatVd iB tta'e Pnyslcal 8y t m. A few years ago one of'the most im portant coal mines in Pennsylvania caught fire. It started slowly , but soon obtained such headway that , it spread througbfthe.greater portion of the en tire mine. T6 ? flood it with water would extinguish the fire , but well nigh rain the mine ; and still the flames cpn- 'tinued to increase. At that juncture n younar man stepped forward , and sug gested that all the entrances and vent holes of the .mine bo covered and sc- cnred , tlius shutting off the supply oi air. His advicowa , ? followed and the flames were finally subdued. To compare rthe condition of this mine with many phases of the human system , is most naiural and appropri ate. "Fire in the blood" is not a mere expression , it is a most serious fact. How it originates , it may bo impossible to say ; but that it burns and rages with an increasing fury , the one who is its victim only too painfully knows. The blood is the life. It is designed by na ture to p.urify. , Btxengthen and sustain the system. It 'is too often made the channel through which poison and death are transported. Poisonous acids coming"'through'the veins and arteries inflame and cause a fire just as real as 'the one which existed in the mine. They burn and irritate , causing the brain to become weak and the nerves unstrung ; they carry pains to tho.Jmuscles and leave agonies in the joints ; they bring destruction jnstead of strength ; they devastate the very portions of th < body that most require help , and they hasten the approach of death injts mostj horrible rible form. These " things have been felt by 'innumerable people who have been the victims of rheumatic disorders and the'agonies they have endured con firm this description. There is but .one way by "which this fire in the blood can be extinguished , and that is by shutting off the supply of these poisonous acids. The lactic , lithic .and uric acids come in to the blood through the "liver andr kidneys , and they remain in'solution in'.the blood producing inflammatory rheumatism , solatia , lumbago , neuralgia , gout rand all rheumatic fevers and affections. When they are deposited as gritty crystals in and near the joints , they cause .articular rheumatism ; when in 'the.musclos , muscular rheumatism and lumbago ; when in the tissues covering theinerye3.sciatica' ; when in the face , head and nerves generally , neuralgia. In every case they are painful ; inmost instances , dangerous. Inflammatory rheumatism is likely to locate in some joint and become chronic , or suddenly attack the brain or heartf causing apo- or heart disease. The fire in the Elexy lood must bo -the extinguished- sup ply must be shut off. This can only bo done by guarding the portals to the blood the kidneys and liver ; and no means has ever been found for accom plishing this which can equal Warner's Safe'.Rheumatic Cure. It acts directly upon the seat of the' disorder ; it extin guishes the fire by controlling the sup ply and removing the cause. The well-known standing of H. H. Warner & Co. , of Rochester , N. Y.t the remarkable success .which. Warner's Safe .Cure has achieved , being indorsed by no less a personage than Dr. Robert A. Gunn , Dean of the United States Medical college , New York , and the fidelity with which they have carried out all their promises to the public , should be a sufficient warrant thattthe above statements aretrue. ' . They , how ever , guarantee to [ cure ninety-five per cent. , of : all rKeumatio troubles , espe cially acute , knowing full well that the demonstrated power of the remedy jus tifies them in so doing. Nothing can be fairer ( than this , and those who suffer in the future from rheumatism with such an offer before them , do "so on their own responsibility , and can blame no one if living pain and untimely death are the results. HAYFKVKR. Since'boyhood I have been troubled with CUarrh and Hay-Fever , and was unable to obtain relief until lusedElv's Cream Balm. It has cured me. E. * L. CLICKENER , Now Brunswick , N. J. HAY FEVER. Having been afflicted with Hay-Fever for years I gave Ely's Cream Balm a trial. I have had no attack since using it. E. K. KAUCII , Editor Carbon Co. Democrat , Mauch Chunk , Pa. Price , 50c. Suffering is the surest means of mak ing us truthful to ourselves. Piles ! Piles ! Piles ! Sure-cure for Blind. Bleeding : and Itching ; Piles. One box has cured the worst cases of 20 rears * standing. No ono need suffers minutes fter using : Williams' Indian Pile Ointment. .It absorbs tumors , allays itching- , acts as poul tice , gives instant relief. Prepared only for piles , 1101107 of private parts , nothing ; else.- for $1. FRAZIEB .MEDICINE.CO. , Cleveland , O. - -a i * Where .there is room in ; the. heart , ihere is alw.aysroomin the house. DOJT'T IE in the bouae "Bongh on Bats. " earsontrats.--lcs , rilea.ronchea. bcd-truRS. 15o. Sorrow for sin Is ' the golden k y .that ; jpens the palace o'f eternity. t Mr. 31. F. Harriaonj.of ( Norborne , one of he leading farmers and stock-raisers of Car roll county , this state , was * im town this , yeekvrithf his .little son * for surgical treat- nent. ' " The "little felow 4has a badly'.de- I 'orme'dlootilwhlch-necessitates him to walk m the in8ide.ofhis ankle. He is having it orrected at DrsI Dickerson & 'Start's Sur- cical Institute. 'He was accompanied with Hr. Jacob H. Jones , also of Norborne , who lada son similarly .afflicted , "and who was ured at the same place. - ' > Silence does not always mark wis- iom. An effective medicine for kidney diseases , ow fevers and nervous prostration , and veil worthy of a trial , is Brown's Iron Bit- , ers. ers.They They who forgive most shall be most orgiven. i ! . 't , . Wlien you visit or leave New York City , B ve Baggage , , Exprewace and Carriage Hire , and stop at GRANDIJNI0N HOTEL , opposite Grand Central Depot. 600 elegant rooms , fitted up ut a co t of one million dollars lars , reduced to $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant sup plied with the best. Horse-cars , stages nnd elevated railroads to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel * ln.the.dty. , _ , _ Stop at the Metropolitan Hotel when ' in Omaha. The best $2.00 per day .House iu the west. Tables as good as any $3.00 per day housfe. Good style is good sense , good health , good energy , and good will. Touting Virtues' . 'Be not wiser than you should , hilt-be so berly wise and to this end commence by testing the virtuoB of Allen's Iron Tonic Bit ters , which supplies the blood with iron , j aids digestion , tones and strengthens the system , and creates , as it were , a new man. Try it. All genuine bear the signature of J. P. Allen , St. Paul. Minn. God fishes souls with a line ; the devil with a net. STINGING * . Irritation. tnflamnmtUn. ul ! Kidney and Urinary C < jmpaJntscuredby ! "Uuctn The usual fortune of complaint is to excite contempt more than -pity. It may be truly said that a passenger whirled through space , at the. rate of forty miles an hour in one , of the coaches of the Chicago & Northwestern Road Is in less haz ard and Is less liable to .accident than he would be in walking the streets of Chicago , nnd as safe from possible injury as he would be if seated nthis own fireside. Much danger makes great hearts most resolute. "W" . H. Wbrthington , editor of the "Pa trons of Husbandry , " published at Colum bus , Mass. , writes under date of Feb. 25 , 1882 : 4 < Your great remedy , Allen's Lung Balsam. I have used Jn my family for fif teen years for cougbs.aiid colds , and know it to be the best. _ They truly mourn that mourn with out a witness. For seven years Allen's Brain Food has stood the strongest tests as to its merits In curing Nervousness , Nervous Debility and restoring lost powers to the weakened Gen- erativeSystem , and , in no instance , has it ever failed ; test it. $1 : GforfS. At druggists , or t y mail from J. H. Allen , 315 First Ave. , TSew York City. _ ' The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. MEHr."Well8'Ho ltb Renewer"re8tores lealth and vigor , cnres Dyspepsia , Impotence. 1. A proud man never shows his pride so much as when he is civil. _ f - - - it-- - - - - - - - Prevent crooked boots and blistered heels by wearing Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffenera. A foe to God was never friend to man. "This certifies , " writes D. D. Christ- man , of Oswego , Ind. , . "that Samaritan fervlno cured me of Epileptic fits. " At Druggists , $1.50. _ The more natural is sad , the more he hearth-stone is dear. _ If Success be the'true test of merit , It Is i settled fact that "Brown's Bronchial ? rochca" have no equal for the prompt re- lef of Coughs , Colds and Throat troubles. SOLD ONLY IN BOXES. Price 25 cts. All those who know their mind do not know their heart. Carboline , the great natural hair renewer , Is absolutely perfect as an exquisite and de lightfully perfumed hair dressing and re storer. Sold by druggists. _ In prosperity work is a duty ; in mis fortune it is a refujre. THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Believes and cures RHEUMATISM , Neuralgia , 2 Sciatica , Lumbago , EACECACHE , HEADACHE , TOOTHACHB , SORE THROAT , QUINSY , SWELLINGS , SPRAINS , Soreness , Cuts , Bruises , FROSTBITES , - BPRXS , SCATO > S , And all other bodily aches and pains. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Sold by all Druggists and Dealers. Directions In 11 languages. The Charles A. Vogeler Co on to A. YOGXLE& t CO. ? Baltimore , B& , C.O.A. CATA R R IH ay's Cream Bali iwlien applied by , the finger Into the Inostrils , will be ab- Isorbed , effectually cleansing the head of catarrhal virus , ) causing healthy se cretions. It allays .inflammation , pro tects the membrane lot the nasal pass ages from addition al colds , completely heals the sores and ( restores taste and HAY- smell. A few ap plications relieve ' ; a horouKh treatment wll' positively .cure. Sigreeable'touse. Send lor circular. Price Xcents ) by mall or at druggists. KI.Y aKOTJQUBKS.Owejro , W. The sh ftiatenin erery Joint and fiber with fever and ague or bilious remittent ; the system may jet , be freed from the malignant virus with Hos tetter's stomach Bitters , rnitect the system agr.inst it nlta tnis beneficent tmtl- cpasmodic. which U fnrthoimore a supreme k preme remedy for liver romplointcon- Btipatloa. dyspepsiii , So d e b i 11 tr , rbeiiruu- tlsm , kidney troub- len and other uil- ments. I-or sslo by all Dnip.-lsta nnd Deal ers generally. . f ' ' : ' II , " To the.Farmers , Stock-growers , Frult-rtisers , Poultrynien , r and Horticaltnrists of the Great Southwest. On Koyembor 22d , 1E83 , the Jocrcal Company of Kannaa City. Bio. , will bejfln the publication of tl > e"KARa&s crrr WETKLT JOUSITAL AND AQSiorrLTmuar/ eight-pageseven column paper , In size larger than any other agricultural or otoclcpaper la the country. The object to be gained bv this movement on the part oi the ' Journal Company " IB to secure , nnd especially to produce for tbe HtatOH ot Ulawnri. Kaniaa , Kebraika , Xowa , Colorado , Tezu , Arkaaiu , tbo ZadUa Territory , and New Mexico a urat-class lUadard aprlenlturo and family newspaper. The WEELXT JOtJEMAl AMD AOMOULTTJR1BT will ccntain , Pint. The condensed news of the world for the preceding lerca dayi , carefully edited by a thoroughly competent man. Caoocd , Notlonnl quwtlons and topics local to the Great Southwest , will reco'vo careful editorial treat ment from a Republican standpoint. TMrrt , Under appropriate hendn , the subleot of farmlns , itock and au p.r&lilnc , and poultry growing , cultivation of frutt and flowers , will be treated by editors specially trained for this work. In snort , we devote ten to twelve columns of original matter weekly , on the subject of Agriculture , Horticulture , Ktock and Poultry raising. Fourth , Carefully selected original matter will anpoar each week from the great Agricultural , Horti cultural. Stockond Poultry papers of Europe nnd America , that the renders of the " JOUSKAL AND AOEICVLTUBIST " mar nave the beneilt of these great papers through the columns of the "JOUSKAL AHD AQBICTaLTtrEIST. " fifth. Judicious articles expressly written or selected for the Boy and Qbli , will also be n leading feature. Those articles will bo similar to those which now make "Peck's Sun. " " Texas Slftings , " and their class so Interesting to the " yoaur folks. " Sixth , Original stories , written expressly for the " JOtr&HAL AND AaKICULTURIST" will con stantly appear. Honeintertita _ and the Faally will receive carefuliittentlon _ by ablei writers ; HO , jatrcnter of the United States. The packlni Interests have grown so rapidly , that to-day Kansas City is the second packing center In this country Chicago being first. It Is alKO well-known that , hitherto no effort 1ms been made by any great publishing company to meet the wants of thin vast and productive country in tbe line ot an Agricultural , Horticultural , Stock and Family paper : and to-day the " Southwest " looks to Chicago and Now York for works of authority lo these departments. _ The ' 'Journal " of tbe Kama Journal the Ooropiny , publishers * CUy Daily , propose to put Influence of lt great power , noth financially and experimentally , behind tnis enterprlao. and we believe that such iv backing will bo a sufficient guarantee as to the fulfillment ot the promises herein set forth. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. In order'that every famllyln the Eoathtrert may bo able to make a trial of the JOUBNAXi AND AGBMIUI/riJlilST , the following low rates of subscriptions and special Induce ments will bo offered : Ono copy of the Journal and Agriculturist , four months _ _ _ . 9 CO " " " " six " . _ _ . . . . . . . . _ . . . . _ . _ . _ _ . .M 75 " " " " twelve " . . . . . . . . . . . . . _ . . . _ . . . . . . . . . . . . 160 An extra copy will bo mailed free to the getter up of a club of five , all sent at the s&mo time , accompanied oy the cash for five regular hUbscripUona. PREMIUM X.IST. For $2.00 we will mall ono copy of the JOURNAL AND AOEIOUI.TUBALIST one year to any ad- dress , and send your cholco from tlift following list nf popular books , nil cloth hnnnrtf : Kbblnsou ( ! msoo , Arabian Nights Entertainment , Swiss Family Robinson , Children of the Abbey , Don Quixote , Bunyan'sTilgrlm's Progress , Ivanhoe , Scottish Chiefs , Thaddous of , Last days of Pompeii , Anderson's Fairy Talcs , Tom. Brown's School days at liugby , tl1 A A14O V tii * ( / A VIA * Paul find VlnjluIa.Bassel . . . . . . . . Baron Munchauson , Dickon's Child's History of England , Willy Rellly. Eaop'a Fablfis.over 100 IIustnxtlonH. Or your choice from the elegant selection of "Red Line" poets , without doutt the finest and most complete edition of the poets ever Issued In this country : Arnold , [ Edwin ] ; . Aytoun , Burns , Bryon , Chaucer , Campbell. Cowpcr , Crabbe , Coleridge Dante , Dryaen , Elliot . [ Georgel , Favorite Poema , Goethe , Goethe's Faust , Goldsmith , Hemaim , Hood , Herbert , IIHad [ HomerT , Ingelow , Keats , Luclle , Hilton , Moore. Macaulay. Meredith , Osslan. Odyssey Homer , Poe , PopeProctor , Poetry.of FlowersRosettl DanteSchiller , Scott , Shakespeare , Bhelley. Taylor's Phillip van Artevald , Thompson , Tnppor , white iurke , Virgil , Wadsworth , Willis. To all subscribers for one year who remit before January 1st , 1BS4 , wo will send a copy of our elegant map of IOWA , KANSAS or MISSOURI , an may be desired. Post-masters everywhere are specially authorized to act as agent for the JOURNAL AND AGRICULTURIST. Address. "JOURNAL CO. " Kansaa City , iio. Cut thla "ad" out and show your friends. It may not appear again. A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT 8- that will play any tune , and that any one , even a child , can operate. Thr Orjtacftte h j mrd inch a world-wide reputation , that , a leriRtliy description of it U not necessary. It will be suffi cient to toy that it 13 a 1'ERm.T ORGAN that plays mttltani tally all the pacrcd nin. popular luuiic , njr.si. dances , etc etc. It comiitt of threestruuj ; bellows and irt of reedi with ZXI'BEKKION box and SWUUA strip ot perforated paper i represent * the tune , and it is only neccisanr tn place the paper I tuue in the instrument , tu shown in the picture , and turn the handle , which both operates the bellows and propels the paper tune. The perforations in the paper allow tne right rccds to round and a perfect tune Is the result , ftr/ea in timt , ezteution and rjftct. without the leaitknowledreut uiuiicbeinji required of the performer : even a little child can operate it ; tu is shown in the picture , a little girl isplayioz a song and her playmates are singing the words. It 19 tuned In the key- * ' best euitca for the human voice to sins by. It interests and eater- i tains both old and younft. 'assists in training the voice and \7 _ POEU8 HOUI18 OK SOCIAL AMTSEUEXT. The Oreinetta is perfectly : i S rrprestnted by the picture. It Is made of talid black walnut , deco rated in gilt , and is both * handsome and ornamental. The price of ' I similar instmracnU hoi hitherto been $3 , and the demand has constantly ; i Increased until now there are over 75,000 in use. We are encouraged to place tbe OrnnetU on the market at this greatly reduced price. belierinK that the cola will 01x0211 the reduction. The OrKOcetta , though \ similar in construction is an teprmement upon our- well-known OrRantUe. which sells for (3 and (10. It contains the same numter of reeds and p'ays the sanxe tune * . Our o2cr is this : Un receipt of S7 we will tend the Orsanctta by express to - anv address and include FEKE Sa.ftO worth of music , oren on receipt of 85 we will send it with over 81 .CO worth of music r EEC , or for 153.5O we will send it with small selection of music , YEKZ. Th jjnce includes boxing and packlnz. Thin an agent' * pricct , and we wm appoint "Jiefiistpurchascrfrora any town our : , if ne so desires. Address , The ' ' Ife Organ Co. , 57 AN ORCHESTRA IN'EVERY HOME. St. , Boston , Mew. THE BEST KEDICIH NO W KNO Wll FOR HORSES , CATTLE , SHEEP , HOSS , ETC. , JETO. An nnimnl with dcranjed digestion , imporer- ishcd blood or diseased kidneys cannot thrive. It becomes wealc , spiritless , or scraggy appearanca , which renders it uzralable. It ccstB no mora to keep sound , healthy animals that will find readj- market , and slirewd farmprs find it pays them to give Uncle Sam's Condition Powder freely to diseased stock , and occasionally to all ; because it purifies the blood , nids digestion , stimulates the various functions to healthy secretion , and thus promotes growth , and rives a smooth , glossy coat of hair. MILCH COWS arc mucli bcnlflted by the occasional nse of Uncle Sam's Condition 1'owderinsloporfeed. HOGS fatten faster whea It is given three orfonrdays in succession every _ month or two. SHEEP. All cisvaEes common * 5" We caution all who desire a truly meritorious article to be euro and asto- for Uncle Sara's Condition Powder , and accept no other as a substitute. Prepared only by THE EMMEBT PBOPBIETAB7 CO. , - - - CHICAGO. ILLINOIS. . . l Like an Svil Spirit. In olden times it v/as thought that evil spirits came in through cracks and keyholes. The generally approved way to keep them out was to plug up the keyholes and stop the cracks with cotton. Notwithstanding- preventive measures , the evil tilings had their own way and often came in as they pleased. So comes malaria now-a-days. We try to keep it out of the keyhole - and it comes in by the crack. We stop up the crack , and lo ! it comes from A leak in the plumbing , or an opening from some neglected drain , or from- some unsuspected source and unguarded direction. We cannot always keep malaria out , but we can give it battle and drive its effects from our systems. If BROWN'S IROX BITTERS is taken in lime , malaria has not a ghost of a chance. This is the great family medi cine. Your druggist sells it , and you ought to keep a bottle in the house. SENT on receipt of 6 cents for Postaj CATALOGUE containing 150Q. EN C RAVIN CS ov FREE the mot beautiful things in IA90NDS MOSIC BOXES , SFECTACUS , JLOCKS WATCHES JEWELRY VEODIRQ C4CC2 A.1D STATlCXm , ilLTEBWABE SHYER PLATED WARE , VASES , ETC. The most wonderful jewelry catalogue erer is-ined. You will be surprised to learn ot What remarkably lev rices this creat house sells its fine poods , C37 When in St. Labis call and ace them. 3S.40J.403&4OO MERMOD&JA6CARD JEWELRY M OUBTH STREET , ) UIS , MO. . ) R. HENDERSON , J & 06 & 60S'Wyiadotta St. [ 15 year1 practice : ANSA8Crrr. - - HO. | 12 la Chicago. Authorized by tha Stata to treat , Chronic , Nerrons nnd irlT to Di * , cases ; Asthma. KpUcpsy. Rhenmitiiin. kPilea , Tsne-worm , Urinary and SMn IDiseares , SErorAi. WSJ HESS frlgU riWW ) , 8XX0AI. DZBtIJTT ( lost Cg Ttecuol potcff ) , &s. Care * gearanteed r moucy re landed. ChsrEt tOK' . Tiioasanlofc3 an L. } Jo injurious medicines csed. l o toettrntlon om brwlncss. All medicines famahed evea to silent * At a d tance. Consultation irea and contl'trji- al call or writs ; Age nud raperleneo are Impjrtait. BOOK for both ceres illustrated ead drculant o ? Lher ihinjg Rent xcaled for tire 3c ctampa. My iloviuu now open. Hears : 8 a. m. to 7 p. tn. ' Scndajin lu u ia 55 JOSEPH ild by ALL DEALERS throughout tha "World. Gold medal Paris Kxposltlon , 1878. . e. > o Knife. [ Xo Plasters . KoPnln. Mr. i W. C. Payne , MKtballtowTj.Io-src. AN OPTICAL WONDER Hi B ANEW original , cheaplantem , for projecting and en- UnnnBphotopraphs , chrornacurdK. opaque pictures nnd objects. Worts like masic ; nnd dcbzhu and mystifies everybody. SenajoronrfullaodfrtcdescrintlTecircular SlUKItAY HlLI. PRB. Co. . Box TO8. N. Y. Citr. K. Y. M US 1C9 PAGES ° ? ? IOE mai ° > Sample Musical Journal. Free I ilallcd free to any address. E. U. OT7II.I > tTopcka , Eo PI SO S CURE FOR CBRES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. B stCocghSyrnp. Tasteagood. UU Use in time. Sold by druggist ; . \Sd \ W N U Oraaha 30-4C WHEN WRITING TO ADVEUTISEBS1- pleat = e Kay yon saw the advertisement this paper.