K MUTED US , \ IMPDIMN theodorc Roosevelt Most Highly Honored in Europe. EXCITING INCIDENT IN ROME ( Former President Delivered Scholarly Lectures In Paris , Berlin and Ox ford Represented His Country at King Edward's Funeral. Scarcely less interesting than ' his bunting trip In Africa , and at times almost us exciting , were the adven tures of Col. Theodore Roosevelt in Europe. There he desired to bo treat- fid as a man of letters and science , rather than as a sportsman , nnd his desire was gratified. But In addition , Europe insisted on receiving him as the most distinguished American of feob .M" the time , and everywhere ho wont honors wcro showered on him. Em perors , kings , princes nnd all manner of royalties and nobility greeted him , dined him and toasted him , and the people in nil the lands that ho visited turned out in vast throngs to see him And cheer him. In Paris , Chrlstlanla , Berlin and Ox ford Mr. Roosevelt delivered scholarly public addresses and the literary and scientific circles opened to let him in and marveled at the wide scope of hlu knowledge. ' The event connected with. Mr. Jloosovelt'a European tour that aroused the most Interest and excite ment" occurred Immediately after his nrrlval In Italy early In April. Before he left Africa hs ! desire to pay his respects to the p'opo had been con veyed to the Vatican and the holy father had intimated thnt he would be glad to ECO the distinguished Ameri can. About the same tlmo former Vice-President Fairbanks was In Rome and had arranged for an audience - once at the Vatican which was can celled by the pope because Mr. Fairbanks - banks first addressed the Methodist mission in Rome. When Colonel ttoosovelt reached the Eternal City he post , whore ho was Riven n royal w l- como. Paris was next on his itinerary , and there on April 23 ho lectured in the Sorbonne before a great audience ot savants and students. The municipal ity and Its officials , the president of Franco and various learned societies vied with each other in doing honor to the visitor , and for amusement ho was taken to the field ot aviation , whore ho saw some exciting aeroplane flights. Traveling northward somewhat leis urely , by way of Brussels , Amsterdam and Copenhagen , Mr. Roosevelt ar rived at Christiana and delivered nn address on international peace before the Nobel .prize commission , which had awarded to him the Nobel peace prize for his successful efforts to end the Russian-Japanese war. Emperor William had made great Taking the Air In Austria. plans for the entertainment of the ex- president in Berlin , but the death ot King Edward caused the curtailment of the program to a considerable ex tent. Instead of being the kaiser's guest In the palace , Mr. Roosevelt stopped nt the American embassy , and though William received him and ITrotn stereograph , copyright , tty U ado-wood & Underwood , N Y. COL. ROOSEVELT IN VENICE received , through the American minis ter , a message from Cardinal Merry del Val , papal secretary of state , to the effect that the pope would grant an audience to Mr. Roosevelt If ho did not repent the mistake made by tur. Fairbanks. The colonel promptly called It all off , stating that as an In dependent American citizen he could not submit to such restrictions. The Leaving the Sorbonne , Paris. aead of the Methodist mission tried to ainko religious capital out of this , and Mr. Roosevelt thereupon canceled the pinna for a general reception to which the Methodists had been invited. Thus , with his usual luck and facility for "coming out on top , " ho had the best of the matter all around and his conduct was generally commended all over the world. Mr. and Mrs. Roosevelt and Kermlt wore received by the king and queen of Italy and spent some days In that country. The colonel and his wife vis ited Venice and traveled once again the Riviera route that they passed over on their honeymoon , and next Mr. Roosevelt visited Vienna and Budo- dined him and showed him the Gor man army In maneuvers , the moro spectacular nnd public features were omitted. On May 12 Mr. Roosevelt de livered at the University of Berlin nn address on modern civilization which was highly praised for Its scholarly qualities. Having been appointed special am bassador of the United States to at tend the funeral of King Edward , Col onel Roosevelt next crossed the chan nel to England , and when the body of the dead monarch was carridd to the tomb he was ono of the remarkable crowd of royal personages and distin guished men that followed the gun carriage on which Edward's coffin was borne. After the funeral ho wan re ceived by King George and Queen ; uary and by the widowed queen mother , and In a quiet way made nec essary by the mourning of the nation much attention was shown him. This culminated , In London , by a reception In the Guild Hall , at which the free dom of the city in a gold casket was presented to him. Ho was the guest , thereafter , of several prominent Englishmen , and on June 7 ho delivered the Romanes lecture nt Oxford , which had been postponed by the demise ot the king. This was the most pretentious of all his European addresses and the best. His subject was "Biological Analogies In History. " The University of Cambridge hon ored Mr. Roosevelt by conferring up on him the degree of doctor of laws , and the occasion served to demon strate his popularity with nil classes. As Mr. Roosevelt accepted his di ploma from the hands of Vice-Chan- cellar Mason , the students who crowd ed the galleries shouted "Teddy ! Teddy ! " and let down a largo Teddy bear from the celling. The whole audience cheered and the colonel , as he passed out , smilingly patted the Teddy bear. Later that day Mr. Roosevelt addressed 700 graduates , on all kinds of topics , On Juno 11 the traveler , together with Mrs. Roosevelt , Kermlt and Miss Ethel , sailed on the Knlserin Augusto Victoria on their way to Now York nnd the rousing welcome that ho knew was awaiting him from his fellow countrymen. HENRY irORDYCEJ. ROOSEVELT'S ' Lions and Other Animals Shot in Large Numbers. ( YEAR ON DARK CONTINENT Naturalists Collected Hundreds of Specimens for the Smithsonian Institution Kermlt Photog rapher of the Party. Theodore Roosevelt's hunting trip In Africa , ofllcially known as the Smith- eonian African expedition , lasted near ly eleven months nnd wns most suc cessful in every wny. The colonel's desire to hunt big game was not nil Wiat was back of the trip , for the Smithsonian Institution wanted speci mens of the fauna and flora of the Park Continent and commissioned the .fix-president to obtain them. For this ireason , a part of the expenses wore jfcorno by the institution , but Mr. Roosevelt paid all the expenses of Minsclf and his son Kermlt , presuma bly earning much of them by his artl- tiles in a magazine for which ho re ceived a record-breaking price. Not wasting much time after leav- fng the White House , Colonel Roosevelt velt sailed from Now York on the nteamshlp Hamburg , headed for Na ples. With him were Kermlt and jUiroo naturalists , Major Mcarns , Ed- piund Heller and J. Alden Lorlng , and ft towed In the hold wns most of their elaborate outfit for killing or photoGraphing - Graphing the animals of East Africa nnd for preserving the specimens des tined for the Smithsonian Institution. Kermlt had trained himself to bo the Tom it r ozraphcoi jrleht , by UndernooA Jt Un < lorrood.J T. IN THE AFRICAN JUNGLE chief photographer of the expedition , but ho also turned out to bo consider- Ublo of a hunter. A great throng of friends and ad- .mlrers bade the colonel farewell , and ho sailed away , but could not entirely separate himself from the world , for practically all the way across the At lantic wireless communication with the Hamburg was maintained. More over , at the Azores , nnd again at Gibraltar , he found the officials nnd people insisted on doing him honor , nnd when ho reached Naples on April ' 5 the entire populace turned out to greet him with flowers and chcors. , Boarding the German steamship Ad miral for Mombasa , Mr. Roosevelt found in his cabin n quantity of flow ers and a letter from Emperor William wishing him "good hunting. " At Mes sina a stop was made to view the earthquake ruins , nnd there , at King Victor Emmanuel's request , Mr. Roosevelt velt and Kermlt visited the Italian monarch on board the battleship Rex Umberto. The party arrived at Mom basa April 21 and was received by Acting Governor Jackson , who had been instructed by the British govern ment to do all In his power to further the plans of the expedition. Unusual privileges were granted the hunters , and Mr. Roosevelt and Kermlt wore licensed to kill lions. At Mombasa the party was Joined by R. 3. Cuninghame , a veteran Afri can hunter and explorer , nnd Leslie J. Tarleton , and these two managed the expedition in a most able manner. Taking train to Knpltll plains , the party became the guests of Sir Alfred Pease on his ranch. An immense carnvnn of 2CO persons was organized and on April 25 Colonel Roosevelt had his first African hunt. On this occasion ho bagged two wildebeests and a Thompson's gazelle. April 30 was a notable day In the camp on the Athl , for on that day the first lions fell victims to the marksmanship of the Roosovolts. Theodore shot two and Kermlt one , and there was great rejoicing among the natives who maae up the caravcn. After that the big came oame fast find cheetahs , giraffes , rhinoceroses and moro lions were added to tlio list , In all 14 varieties of animals being secured. Mcanwhllo Kermlt was busy with his cameras nnd the naturalists prepared the spe cimens. George McMillan , an American , was the next host of the hunters , nnd sev eral weeks were spent on his flno Ju Ja rnnch nnd in the surrounding coun try. There the game was very plenti ful and many line specimens were bagged. Members of the party made several extensive trips of exploration , notably on and around Mount Konla. The expedition left East Africa December - comber 19 , crossed Uganda and went down the White Nile , getting back to comparative civilization at Gomlokoro. There they went aboard a steamer put at their disposal by the sirdar , and Journeyed to Khartum , where Mrs. Roosevelt mot her husband , nnd nccompnnlcd htm In n leisurely trip to Culro. During his Btny in Egypt Col onel Roosevelt wns the recipient ot ranny honors nnd made several speeches. Ono of them , In which ho praised the administration ot the UrltlBh , gave considerable offense to the nntlvo Nationalists. At the end ot March the Roosovolts snllcd for Itnly. In n preliminary report to the Smithsonian Institution Mr. Roosevelt summarized the material results ot the expedition ns follows : "On the trip Mr. Heller has pre pared 1,020 specimens ot nmmmnls , the majority of largo fclzo ; Mr. Lorlug has prepared 3,103 , and Doctor Mearns 714 a total of 4,897 mammals. Of birds , Doctor Mearns has prepared nearly 3,100 , Mr. Lorlng 899 , and Mr. Heller about fifty n total of about 4,000 birds. "Of reptiles and batrachlans , Messrs. Mcarna , Lorlng and Heller collected about 2,000. "Of fishes , about 500 wcro collected. Doctor Mcnrns collected mnrlno fishes near Mombnsn , nnd fresh water fishes elsewhere in British East Africa , nnd ho nnd Cuninghame collected flshet in the White Nile. / "This makes , In nl , of vertebrates : Mammals 4,891 Birds ( about 4,000 Ucptlles and liatrachlans ( about ) 2,000 Flahos ( about ) COO Total 11.3J7 "The invertebrates wcro collected chiefly by Doctor Mearns , with some assistance from Messrs. Cuninghamo and Kermlt Roosevelt. "A few marine shells wcro collected near Mombasa , nnd land and froth- water shells throughout the regions visited , as well an crabs , hectics , mllll- peds , and other invertebrates. "Several thousand plants were col lected throughout the regions visited by Doctor Mearns , who employed and trained for the work n M'nyumnezl nnmcd MnkaugarrI , who soon learned how to make very good specimens , and turned out an excellent man In every way. "Anthropological materials were gathered by Doctor Mearns , with some assistance from others ; n collection was contributed by Major Ross , an American in the government service nt Nairobi. " B. WEUSTEU. To Remove a Paint Stain. To remove the unsightly stain ot paint spilled on the doorstop , try the following plan : Make a strong solu tion of potash and wet the stain well with this , keeping it wet until the paint becomes soft. In a short tlmo It will readily rub loose and it may then bo washed of ? with soap nnd nator. If any color .tas penetrated the libers of the wood keep the spot wel wet with the soluUcn , and It wll shortly disappear. Pnlnt which hns been left on for some tic" ) will yield to this treatment. V/ell Supplied. Benevolent Lady ( to showgirl- ) And , dear child , have you no homo ? Showgirl Yes , Indeed. My father and mother have both married again and I air welcome at either place , i Life. ONE ON THE LAWYER DOCTOR GOT THE BEST OF THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY. Mnde Judge and Jury Sit Up and Take Notice Out Refused to Testify ns an Expert' Witness. As tlio result of hostile iloinonfltrn- tlons ono of tlio lending cltlzena of the bnrg luul boon taken before the vlllagn Juatlco on a clmrgo of onaanlt and lint * tcry. Ho waH fnt , evidently good no- turcd In ordinary clrcuniRtniicen , nnd the proprietor of n conspicuous ! ) shining pnto. The prosecuting attorney was noting In n perfunctory wny , nucrctly Imping for tin ncqulttnl , bo- cnuso lie did not wish to nnwso the political antagonism of the lending cldzon. However , ono of the witnesses wno the vlllngo physician , whom the prosecutor loved not nnd sought to humiliate. "You are prejudiced In fnvor of the defendant , nro you not , doctor ? " "No , air. " "You arc hla family phyHlclnn. nro you not ? And you nro nfrnld you will lese his pntronngo ; consequently you hnvo wilfully distorted and doctored your ovldenco hero to curry favor. " "No , I hnvo not ; hut , nlnco you mon- ( Ion my professional relations with him , 1 think the Jury nhouldvho In formed thnt ho Is Buffering from phnln- croals. " "From what ? " "Phalncrosls , " repeated the doctor. Whereupon everybody Bat up and took notice ; the attorneys put on n dignified studious nlr ; the honorable court pricked up his earn ; ono nnd nil centered their gnzo upon the defend ant , who acquired that reddish tint which proclaimed thnt nt last ho had been discovered. "What Is this phalacrosts ? " nskod the prosecutor. "It Is a sort of chronic dtscnso of nn Inflammatory nnturo which affects cer tain cranial tissues. " "Does It affect the mind , cnuso In sanity , or anything llko that ? " "Well , I shouldn't wish to answer thnt question as an export because I am not posing as an export ; hut I hnvo known some persons who were suffer ing from the dlscnso to become raving maniacs , others merely foolish , some showed destructive and pugilistic ten dencies , whllo many others have suf fered for years and never shown any mental abnormalities. " "Well , doctor , just toll the jury all about this sickness , " "I decline to do so. I am not an expert - pert In such diseases and was not sum moned hero nn an export witness. Yon will have to call In an export to an- swcr your question. " And there the matter rested. The prosecutor told the justlco nnd jury the case was not of sufficient impor tance to warrant the calling ot ex pensive exports and that they would hnvo to Ignore the doctor's testimony as unsupported and unworthy of ere- donco. Hut the Jury promptly ncqtilt- ted the loading citizen , "because , " as the foreman oxplnlncd , "Doc said there was something the matter with his head ; 'phalacrosls' ho called It. " When the prosecutor got back to his olllco ho sought enlightenment , nnd In his dictionary found the following : "Phnlacrosls bald headodness. " The doctor also explained , out of court , and the relations between the medical and legal profession In that vlllngo nro still strained. The Sun day JMagazlne. Romance In n Restaurant. At ono of the many restaurants that cater to the smaller purses , two maid ens might hnvo been seen sitting tilde by side. They not only might have been , but they wore. Ono sat In a radiant ecstasy that transfigured her whole face , whllo the food on her pinto was scarcely touched. The other seemed to value the edibles at their true worth. , "You through ? " said the first lan guidly. "Another oyster sandwich ? Have all you wnnt to. lie says to mo , ho snys : 'You're the only girl I care for,1 ho says. " It was now evident that she was buying a listener with u luncheon. "You through ? " Hhe asked again. "Pie ? I should say ! Just tell her , " in dicating the waitress. "Ho snys ho never GOO the girl ho thought as much of an he thinks of mo. Likes mo nioro'ii any girl ho ever see. Ice cream ? Sure. Tell her. " Not till the listener had rnado n good luncheon and "his" sayings had boon thoroughly rehearsed did the girls rise , and the ono for whom there shone the "light that never was on land or sea" paid the bill ! Now York Tribune. Queen's Paste Gems. The tower of London Is undergoing extensive alterations. The crown Jew els , notwithstanding rumors to the contrary , repose In a dungeon under the old foundations of Dukcfleld tow er , near the Darlcstono stairway , which leads to the secret chamber where prisoners were left to dlo in the mid dle ages. The Hunk of England , how ever , shelters the famous Culllnan diamonds mends , which the queen supposedly wears on great occasions. The fact Is the queen has never worn the jewel. The great diamond which rested on her corsage nt the last state opening of parliament was a perfect model of the real stone made in Amsterdam. The queen declines to wear the real one for fear of losing It. When the Wakoileld tower IB again opened to visitors the model of the Culllnan will once more gleam on Its velvet cushion. The queen's favorite penis are amethyst and pearls. Try TM , This Summer. The very next tlmo jrou'ro hot , tired or thirsty , atop up to a soda fountain and got a glass of Coca-Cola. It will cool you off , rollovo your bodily nnd mental fatigue and quench your thirst lollghtfully. At soda foantalna or carbonated in hottlca Co everywhere. Jolicloua , refreshing nnd wholesome. Send to the Coca-Cola Co. , Atlanta , Qa. , for their free booklet "Tho Truth About Coca-Cola. " Tolls what Coca- Sola la and why it In BO delicious , re- 'rcshlng ' and thirst-quenching. And send 2o stamp for the Coca-Cola Hams- jail Record Dook for 1910 contnlim : ho famous poem "Casey At The Bat , " records , schedules for both loaguon and other valuable baseball Informa tion compiled by authorities. Docile Cheese , Andrew Carnegie , whllo eating with appctlto and courngo last month the llshcs cooked by the young girls of .ho Margaret Morrison school In rittsburg , snld : "I have ifo fear before these cjcperl- mental dishes. IIo who Imn eaten In Franco learns to oat boldly. "Think of the French cheeses alone ! "Why , ono afternoon in a restntt- rant in the Houlevard dot * Italluna , t hoard n guest shout angrily : " 'Walter , look hero , this cheese l walking all over the table. ' " 'Ah , have no fear , monsieur. It cAi't escape , ' the waiter replied. 'If Itgoea too far , just1 call "Jules , Jules ! " It always answers to Its name. ' " SAVED OLD LADY'S HAIR "My mother used to have n very bad humor on her head which the doctors called nn eczema , and for it I had two different doctors. Her head was very sere and her hair nearly all fell out In spite of what they both did. Ono day her niece came In nnd they were speaking of how her hair was falling out and the doctors did It no good. She says , 'Aunt , why don't you try Cuticura Soap and Cutlcura Oint ment ? ' Mother did nnd they helped her. In six months' tlmo the Itching , burning nnd scaling of her henil was over and her hair began growing. To day she feels much in debt to Cutl cura Soap and Ointment for the flno head of hair she has for un old lady of seventy-four. "My own case was nn eczema In my feet. As soon as the cold weather came my feet would itch and burn nnd then they would crack open nnd bleed. Then I thought I would flco to my mother's friends , Cutlcura Soap nnd Cutlcurn Ointment. 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