FAMOUS DOCTOR'S
PRESCRIPTION. '
Constipation
Vanishes Forever
Prompt Relief--Permanent Care
pr CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS ne
fail. Purely veget
able net lurely
distrui t
cuieindi-l _ „
gution improve the complexion brighten
the eyei. Small Pill , Small Dote , Scull Prka
GENUINE must bear signature :
Hopeless.
"Your store is .no good , sir ! I
asked for.lace curtains last week , and
I couldn't get 'em. "
"Indeed ? "
"Yea. And I asked for silk socks
yesterday , and -I couldn't get 'em. "
" ' . "
"That's strange.
"And to-day I asked for credit , and
can't even get that. Is this a regu
lar store , or what ? "
There la moro Catarrh In this section at the country
than nil other diseases put together , and until the last
few years uai supposed to bo Incurable. For a great
many \ears doctors pronounced It n local disease nod
proscribed local remedies , and by constantly falling
to cure with local treatment , pronounced It Incurable
Science has proven Catarrh to be n constitutional dis
ease , and therefore requires constitutional treatment.
Hills Catarrh Cure , manufactwta by F. J. Cheney
& Co . Toledo. Ohio , h the only Constitutional cure on
the mtrkct. It la taken Internally In doses trom 10
drops to n tcaspoontul. It nets directly on the blood
nnd mucous surfaces ot the system. They oQcr on *
hundred dollars for any case It falls to cure. Bend
for circulars i.nd testimonials.
Address : F. J. CIIKNUY & CO. . Toledo , Ohio.
Sold by Dnisslits. 7Sc.
Tale Hall's Family nib for constipation.
For Settlement.
"That fellow seems to take himself
very seriously. "
"Yes ; he thinks his personal squab'
bles are weighty enough to bo re
ferred to The Hague. "
When Rubbers Become Necessary
And your shoca plncli , shako Into your
shoes Allen's Foot-Eftse , the nntlscptlo
powder for the foot. Cures tired , nclilnjr
foot and takes the sting out of Corns and
Bunions. Always use It for BrenklnK'ln
Now shoes nnd for dancing parties. Sold
everywhere 23c. Sample mailed FR.EQ.
Address , Allen S. Olmsted , Lo Roy , N. Y.
Ungenerous Lavlshness.
"Your former husband never com
plained about the alimony ! "
"No , " answered Mrs. Fllmgilt , "ho
was brute enough to say his motto
was 'Freedom at any cost ! ' "
Pettit's Eye Salve for 25o
relieves tired , overworked eyes , stops eye
aches , congested , inflamed or sore eyes. All
druggists or Howard Bros. . Buffalo , N. Y.
An egotist is n man who is more in
terested in himself than ho is in the
tariff question or the price of food
stuffs.
Lewis' Single Binder 5c cigar equal *
in quality most lOc cigars.
A good many things are important ,
If true.
HE KEYSTONE
TO HEALTH
IS
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH
BITTERS
The first aid to a weak
stomach , sluggish liver or
constipated bowels should
be ( he Bitters , because it
has proven its right to be
called "the best. " It is
for InditiestionCostive-
ncssandMalaria. Try it.
in your mouth removed while
you wait that's true. A Gas-
caret taken when the tongue is
thick-coated with the nasty
squeamish feeling in stomach ,
brings relief. It's easy , natural
way to help nature help you. s ° i
CASCARttTS-loc Ixwc-wetk'i treat-
ment. All druggist * Biggest seller
iii the world. Million boiti mouth.
ClTICS
* ' /
Who Owns "Lady" ? a Police Puzzle
* *
CHICAGO. Over twenty-nine ounces
of fur nnd flesh in the form of n
maltose terrier labeled "Lady , " the
members of of the police trial board
all but lost their tempers and their
dignity a few days ago. They did not ,
however , lose their sense of humor.
"Lady , " it developed , had been fought
over and fought for by three women
and a man. Detective J. T. Quinlan
nt ono stage of the squabble got his
, foot Into it , nnd on this feature hung
the trial. Quinlan was charged with
"unbecoming conduct. "
Stories differ as to who originally
had the dog , but to make a beginning ,
it might bo said that Mrs. Mary M.
Singer , 003 Woodland park , wife of
the assistant superintendent of a
downtown department store , possessed
the pup or poodle in the first place.
Mrs. Gertrude Ross , a dog fancier ,
whose residence was stated as 2430
Indiana avenue , believed , according to
the developments of the trial , that she
owned the dog. At any rate she got
out a writ of replevin and got the dog ,
putting up a bond of $200.
Next , for some unstated , but pos
sibly obvious reason , her dogship was
'related ' os enjoying the comforts of
the house of Frank Pallma , musical
director of the La Sallo theater. He
lives at 3708 Grand boulevard. *
Mrs. Singer now appears with De
tective Quinlan at the Pallma resi-
School of Courtesy for Railroad Men
NEW YORK. So important bus good
nmnners como to bo rated In the
railroad service that ono line , the
Union Pacific , Is going to open a
"school of courtesy" for Its employes ,
that Ignorance may not bo offered or
actually exist , as an excuse for
brusque behavior or ungentlemanly
conduct on the part of the men who
represent the road before the public.
It lias been trying , as all the railroads
'and ' public service corporations may
I fairly bo entitled to credit for trying ,
i to guarantee polite treatment of pas
sengers and patrons , and It has now
como to the conclusion that condi
tions can bo bettered by the practical
training It proposes to glvo its em
ployes.
deuce. She Bays she wants her
Mr. Pallnia , appearing a trifle neglige ,
asks his visitors to bo seated , and ex
cuses himself to put on his coat. Ho
returns. IIo tells them he has no dog.
Mrs. Singer Insists on searching Uiq
IIOIIRC. She finds a neat little bed for ,
doggie , but no "Lady. " She hunts ,
high and low. She goes downstair
In the basement and asks the jtinltcn
Still no pup. Ah , Mrs. Singer has an
Idea. Why not search In the vacatt ,
flat ?
Down she goes with the detective ,
and there , lo and behold , she discov
ers her long-lost , dear Httlo "Lady"
and a Miss Mabel Melville as well. It
develops that Miss Melville lived at
the Pallma home.
Mr. Pallma explained the situation ,
as ho saw it , to the trial board in the
following manner :
"I had received a telephone mes
sage tolling me that I should show the
dog to no one. When they found the
dog in the vacant flat below they took
Miss Mclvlllo and myself down to
Singer's store and kept us there forever
over nn hour.
"All that time Mrs. Singer referred
to us ns 'dog thieves. ' I thought there
was a substation of the pollco depart-1
ment in the basement of the store and
was kept there until finally I was told
Mr. Singer did not care to prosecute
me.
me.As
As the evidence was concluded tlio
members of the board looked at each
other , and later on in conference de
cided they cquld not settle tlio case
offhand that Is , the case of Qulnlan's
"unbecoming conduct" and they said
they would take the matter under ad
visement.
Danger to Grammar in Grasshoppers
c
NEW YORK. John J. Fox , chairman
of local school b'oard No. 20 , has dis
covered a peril n perfectly new peril.
Prominent in it is the tadpole , abet
ted by the grasshopper and backed
up by the caterpillar. Mr. Fox finds
that our school children study such
things too much , neglecting what is
really worth while.
Several nights ago ho Introduced a
resolution before the board of which
he Is chairman asking that it bo
adopted and a copy sent to the board
of education. The resolution reads :
"Ilesolved , That wo , the members of
local school board No. 26 , having in
mind the interest of the parents nnd
the welfare of the children , do hereby
record our emphatic disapproval of
our educational system , which subor
dinates grammar to grassuoppers ,
reading to caterpillars , spelling ta
golden rod , arithmetic to bullfrogs and
penmanship to tadpoles. '
"Ilesolved , That we attribute to
these and other equally reprehensible
fads the atrocious English that is
spoken by the school children of this
city , within the very shadow of our
grammar schools , from the lips of
boys nnd girls old enough to speak ,
correctly the language of the country
'
of their birth.
"Resolved , That the time has come
when the taxpayers and parents should
inaugurate a movement for the extlr
pation from our school system of all ;
the nonsensical fads that have crept
into it during the last few years and
which Inure only to the benefit ot
those who teach the subjects , writq
the textbooks or profit by their pub
lication. "
But , alas , to-day the tadpole is Jubilant -
lant ; the grasshopper is brcakjng all
records for running and standing
Jumps and the caterpillar wriggles de
fiantly throughout the land. Local
school board No. 2C killed Mr. Fox's
resolution.
Lingerie Gets a Hobo Into Trouble
ST. LOUIS. The expensive-looking
grip that a seedy-looking Individual
was carrying when ho met Police Ser
geant Wade Hampton Matthews at
Twelfth and Pine streets aroused the
sergeant's suspicions.
"Where did you get that grip ? "
asked Matthews.
"It's my grip , " was the reply.
"Where are you taking It ? " asked
Matthews.
"To my apartments , " answered the
pedestrian.
"What apartments ? "
"Tho Opennir apartments , " replied
the man with the grip.
"Where are they ? " persisted Mat
thews.
"In No street , " glibly replied the
man.
"Lot me se what's in there , " d3-
manded Matthews , as ho seized the
grip and started to open it
"Go ahead " said the " '
, man. "There's
nothing there that don't belong to me. "
The sergeant put in his hand nnd
pulled out a pair of dirty overalls nnd
a blue Juniper. Then his fingers came
in contact with a strip of lace. As ho
pulled on the lace he saw there was
moro of the garment behind. But it
was something that certainly no gen
tleman could wear.
At Central police station the man
with the grip said his name was Tom
O'Hlll , and ho counseled the desk
sergeant to bo sure nnd not get nn
"o" in the last name where , the "i"
is. The grip contained a complete
outfit of lady's wearing apparel and a
number of letters addressed to "Mrs.
Fltzhugh Funsten , No. 5728 Gates ave
nue. "
At the Funsten
residence it was
stated that Mrs. Fitzhugh Funsten left
the city for Chicago Saturday morn
ing. She had been visiting hero at
the home of her brother , R. E. Fun
sten. It was stated at the residence
that when Mrs. Funsten departed sh
carried one grip and checked two.
If report is correct all the largo
ralroads have Inspectors , not only of
the railroad stock , but to note also the
behavior of the employes , who once
in awhile discover to their sorrow
that it would have paid to bo polite
to all passengers , even if no higher
motive had existed than the possibil
ity of thereby treating the incognito
inspector to his satisfaction.
But while the
passenger desires cour
tesy from the trainmen , ho must not
overlook the fact that courtesy can
usually bo counted upon to secure cour
tesy. Captious , inconsiderate passen
gers or customers or patrons are like
ly sooner or later to wear upon the
most mlld-dispositioned or self-con
trolled attendants , and they should
bear In mind when they themselves
feel irritable or Irritated , that they
have a moral responsibility not to
make their fellow men stumble in the
paths of politeness. Before making a
complaint , it would bo the fair thing
to ask one's self whether ono had
given cause for Impatience.
UNCLE JOE CANNON
HE ALSO SPEAKS WELL OF CAN
ADA.
No matter what may bo the opinion
of Mr , Joseph Cannon , no matter If
ho may bo looked upon by some ns
n cznr , nnd by others as n big warm
hearted man , with many of the In
stincts that make humanity very boar-
nblo , all will admit that ho IB a man
who has been advertised more than
any other man in the United States.
What ho may have to say therefore
on tiny subject , will have weight. Ob
servant , ho speaks hla mind freely.
Ho was Interviewed the other day by
the correspondent of a Canadian
newspaper. Ho spoke of his admiration
for Canada , and ho Is quoted In a way
that pictures farlly well the personal
of the man. The correspondent says
ho launched out Into personal bi
ography , proverbial philosophy , politi
cal comment , cynical scorn , broad pro
fanity and sentimental poetry ouch as
ono rarely hears In the npaco of an
hour. Ho discussed the Canadian ta-
Iff , nnd then said : "Peoplo say I
> rcak the Ten Commnndmants , all of
hem. But I don't , at least not often ,
did break ono of thorn up In Canada
.wo or thrco years ago. As I rode
from Winnipeg to the Rockies over
'our great West nnd saw the finest
vheatflclds In the world , I thought of
/irginla and a lot of our States , nnd
I smashed the Tenth Commandment
every hour of the Journey. Yes , sir ,
coveted my neighbor's land. " Com-
ng from a man of the fame of Mr.
Cannon , these wcro words that should
mvo some weight with the Americans
who may still have doubts of the ad
vantages that arc offered to them in
Western Canada. A homo amongst
the whcatflolds. Hundreds of thou
sands of Americans are adopting it.
They go to Central Canada , to anyone
ono of the thrco Provinces of Manl-
oba , Saskatchewan or Alberta , or to
ho Coast Province of British Colum-
} ia , take up their homestead of 1GO
acres , and probably pre-empt another
1GO acres , or It may bo they do not
cnro for pioneering twenty or thirty
miles from an existing railway , and
purchase a farm. Then they settle
upon it and , having no clearing away
of timber they begin at once to cul
tivate it , and make money. That they
make money nnd much moro than
they could possibly make on the high-
priced farms they have left , is the
evidence of hundreds of thousands.
Tney do not leave civilized life , they
but remove from ono sphere to an
other.- They have splendid social con
ditions , churches , schools , rural tele
phones , splendid roads , railways , con
venient Just the same as what they
left , and what is moro , they get much
greater returns from their crops
which glvo abundant yield. The ell
mate is perfect , and it is no wonder
that most flattering reports nro sent
back to their friends in the States"
and it is no wonder that Joe Cannon
was tempted to speak as ho did. Ho
"coveted" his neighbor's land.
v Algy Explains.
"What do you suppose , Algernon , '
the young tiling asked , "is the reason
the ocean is salty ? "
"I am sure I don't know , " drawled
Algy , "unless it is because there arose
so many salt fish in it. " Success.
HIo Face Was Turning Yellow
Someone tolc him that sallowncss was
caused by an Inactive liver. Ho begun
taking NATURE'S REMEDY , his natura
color returned , his brain cleared. Ills liver
was agam active. mt tuuieis never Ian
to correct the liver , they remove the bllo ,
aid digestion and tone the syotem. Bettor
than Pills for Liver Ills. TaUo ono tonight
and you'll feel better In the morning. Clot
a 2So Box. All Druggists. The A. H. Lewis
Mcdlclno Co. , St. Louis , Mo.
Uucunlly the Case.
"Did your wealthy old uncle leave
many heirlooms ? "
"Oh , yes. A new heir looms up al
most every week. " Smart Sot.
Lewis' Einfilo Binder cigar Is never
doped only tobacco in its natural state.
To love abundantly is to live
abundantly , nnd to love forever la to
live forever. Drummond.
Sirs. TVInslow'H Soothing Syrup.
For children tocthlnK. EoftonstlmKums , nuncmln-
tUinuuUonallays pain.cures wind colic , woa Uittlo.
A wolf in sheep's clothing some
times gets lleeced just the same.
Or Else Burn.
Andrew Carnegie , apropos of his
epigram about the disgrace of dying
rich , said at a dinner in Washington :
"Why should any ono dlo rich ?
There nro no pockets In a shroud , nnd
ns for the man who'd like to tnko
ils money with him , why , oven If ho
nanagud to do so , \\ould only molt. "
Rheumatism Is Curable
NATURE'S REMEDY ( Nil tablets ) will
euro Hhcmimtlsm timl do It quickly It BO
horoughly i-lo.insca nnd joKUliitcs the
dclnoytf , liver ixtul dlguntlvc system that
Is cures teem almost magical. Ktmiltn
guaranteed. Talso ono to-night , you'll
'col better In the morning. Get a 2fic
lox. All Druggists. Tim A. II. Lewis
Mediclnu Co. , St. Louis , Mo.
Foolish Loiterers.
People who sit and wall for great
moments miss many wonderful small
moments , and they nro to bo pitied.
The woman who loses her hearing
may bo thankful it wasn't hrr "voice.
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ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT
AYcgcfable Preparation for As
similating ilieFooaamlRcgula-
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Promotes DigcslionChccrful-
ncss and Rcst.Conlains neither
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NOT M AH c OTIC
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A perfect Remedy forConsllpa-
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Worms .Convulsions .Feverish-
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foe Simile Signatureof' _
"Tire CENTAWI COMPANY ; ,
NEW YORK.
.Guaranteedunderjho [ Foodaij
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
A Recommendation.
Landlady You find her honest ,
don't you ?
Former Mistress Honest ! Why ,
she never takes even an order from
mo ! Judge.
PAYETTE
VALLEY
Apple lnncn. ! Fruit fiirmn. Htoclc ranchcu.
Alfalfa , Corn , Wlicnt , Oitn. We grow every-
tiling. Have line cllnmto. Fnycttc Vnllcy In
acknowledged to bo the licst watered Talloy in
the great Northwest. Irrigation Is klnir. Coma
nnd hoa nn or > > rllo for Information and free
Illcruturo to
PAYETTE LAND CO. , Payatte , Idaho.
DATCUT VOtmiDBAB. They may br1n joa
ffl I EH I wealth. 01-paeo nook Froo. 13 t I8IO.
nuaeraia & Co. . l'at.Attja.lJoz K. W > ihlrvton.U.U
W. N. U. , LINCOLN , NO. 16-1910.
Dr. Pierce s Favorite Prescription
HAKES WEAK WOHEN STRONG ,
SICK WOflEN WELL.
ror over aU years this celebrated remedy has
been making women's lives happier health
ier safer.
Many thousands of women have testified
to its wonderful effect.
The "Favorite Prescription "is
TUG ONE REMEDY that can bo de
pended upon when thereIs any derangement of the distinctly
feminine organism. It purifies , heals , soothes , builds up.
TUB ONE REMEDY which absolutely contains neither alcohol
( .which to most Women Is rook poison ) nor Injurious or
habit-forming drugs.
THE ONE REMEDY which la so perfect In its composition
and so good in Its curative effects as to warrant its makers
In printing its every ingredient , as they do , on its outsldo
wrapper , verifying the same under solemn oath.
It is needed when backaches make life miserable when a sicken
ing , dragging , bearing-down feeling makes work a weary agony
xvhen sick headache , nervous irritability , loss of energy and appe
tite indicate derangement of the womanly organism. It is a purely
vegetable compound , being a glyceric extract from native medicinal
roots and can not injure in any condition of the female system.
Dr. P/erce's Pleasant Pellets help the effect of
all other medicines by keeping the liver active and the bowels
open. They regulate and strengthen Stomach , Liver and Bowels.
Easy to take as candy. At all dealers get what you ask far.
World's Dispensary Medical Association , Buffalo , N. Y.
There is no prob
lem of increased cost
of food if you eat
more .
4
Quaker1 Oats
An ideal food ; delicious }
appetizing ; strengthening.
Compared with other
foods Quaker Oats costs
almost nothing and yet it
builds the best. M
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You ( Save
Bears the
Signature
, ruotoHncrrr.
AND ALL NOSE
AND THROAT DISEASES
Cures the nldn nnd nets as n preventive for otlif rn. Liquid ( riven on
the tongue. Safe for lirood mures and all otharx. llest kidney remedyBO ;
centH nnil fft.OO a liottlc ; } 5 00 and $10.00 the doicn. Bold by nil rtrucifliU
and horse Koodu IIOUUCH , or vent express paid , by the manufacturer ! .
SPOHN MEDICAL CO. , Chemiit. sbsHEN , INDIANA
GREASE
is the turning-point to economy
in wear and tear of wagons. Try
a box. Every dealer , every where
STANDARD OIL CO.
( lucoriiorntotU
A Packa ? <
of "Paxtine"
Will Bo Sent
Free of Charge to Every
Reader of this Paper.
Gives one a sweet breath ; clean , white ,
germ-frco teeth antiscpticnlly clean
mouth and throat purifies the breath
after smoking dispels all disagreeable
perspiration and body odors much ap
preciated by dainty women. A quick
remedy for core eyes and catarrlu
A little Psxtine powder oil-
solved in a gluts ol hot water
makes o delightful onlueptic so
lution , possessing extraordinary
cleansing , gcrmicidal and heal
ing power , and absolutely harm-
leu. Try a Sample. 50c , a
large bos at druggifts or by mail.
THE PAXTON TOILET Co. , DOOTON , MASS.
WESTERN CANADA
What Prof. Shaw , the WolNKnown Aerf.
culturlst , Snyn About It :
"I itonlil looner rulsn cnttlo In Wntora
Uunula tliuu In tlio corn belt of
the Dill tea Btatui. Feed
\i \ ohuaiior find rllmtta
hotter lor tlio purpote.
Your market will 1m-
iirovo fu tfr tlmn your
Inrmors will produce tha
. \\1iuat can be
urmin up to ( IioCOth par-
iillol | PO tulles north of
tlio Iut"rnsUona ! bound.
nrrl.our > acant land
will Ix ) talon at a rate
ho ) end | > roi-ont concep
tion. V > e Imvo emmch
I'foplo In the United
mates Mono who w < it
homos to take up ttiU land. " K.lr
70,000 Americans
will cnlormulmnkotliclr home *
In Western Oumilii till * yriir.
1000 produced nuotlicr Inrcc
crop of > \ heat , mils uncl bnrlrjr
In iiililltluii to which the ruttlu
exportavn nil ImmoiiM ) Item.
Cnttlo rul lnu , ilnlrjtnif. inlioj
farming nml ( train gronlua In the
provinces of Manitoba , Bailtut-
Llicwaii nnd Allicrln.
Frco homestead anil pre-cnip-
tlou nrenH , ns uell us lundi lie I
by rulhtur and land comp > nleti > i.i
Iirovlilu linmci for million * .
Adniitnhlu neil , healthful cll-
tniitu. m > U-mlld echoolj and
iliiirchei , nml roodrullwny * .
For nettlcrb1 rM . ijiMorjiitlie
literature "Lint licit Vteit , " lion
to reucli the country and otliorrnr-
tlcalpn , write to Sup't ot Imml.
Ktatlou. Ottima. Canada , or to UM
CuiuaUn Qorernuient Agent.
W. V. BENNETT
Boom 4 Bit tldf. Oaahi , lib.
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