II : THE LOCAL NEWS OF THE WEEK tr. ii Gleaned for Your Perusal by Our Rustling Reporters Dr. Bass , dentist , old location , over Souder's drug1 store , See those Dressing- chairs and Princess Dressers at Koukel's. Bcc Hives in lota of 5 $2.20 , set wp$240 , G. W. Apple. 45-47 * Mrs. Mae Opacy of Alliance is visiting at the O'Brien home. G. Guylc of Sargent is in the j ' city today. ( W. S. Matley of Anslcy was \ among the city visitors Tuesday. j , Miss Lulu Williams spent Sun- | day'at ' her home near Anselmo. ! Alice Johnson returned home ; from Anselmo Tuesday morning. 1 Mrs. Speaks went to Mcrna l ycstciday evening. Ethel Stanton of Berwyn was a Bow visitor Monday. Mr. and Mrs. G. IS. Lewis were Auselmo visitors last Saturday. Harvey Andrews of Auselmo was a Bow visitor Monday. ; II. C. Peterson of Mason City was a visitor in the city Monday. Bee Hives in lots of 5 $2.20 , set up $2.40. G. W. Apple. 45-47 I Wall Pockets , Coat and Hat Racks just received at Konkcl's. C. T. Leach of Wcsterville was among the welcome callers at this office Tuesday. W. J. McCaslin of Rose Valley was a business caller at this office Saturday. Sec our line of ladies' Auto and Pongee Coats. Kiflin-Lucke l Co. T A new lot of Misses Oxfords just received. Guntnetals and patents. KiffinLucke Co. V Gibraltar Better looking better fitting better wearing clothes. Better than you have ever worn before clothes made with' infinite care hy the world's fore most artists made and molded to suit the indi vidual characteristics of every young man. THEyiYSTEM Clothes are conceded by all who know them to be supreme among all young men's garments , men's garments in quality , workmanship and good taste. If you would break away from the commonplace , come anil ace these extraordinary clothes. I System Clothes mm Pricedat$15 , $17.50 , $19.00 and $23.50. H. B. Drake Another invoice of Rugs just added to our already large as sortment at Konkcl's. Cornet Braids 24 inch , $3.00. Assorted colors at $3 OO. KiOin- Lucke Co. Mrs. J. II. Johnson went to Anselmo Monday to visit rela tives. Look for coupon in this paper bring it to A. II. Souders and get a birthstone free. 500 birthstones given away free at A. II. Souders drugs and jewelry store. Have you got one of those birthstones that A. II. Souders is giving- away ? Mrs. Jos. Pigman was a pas senger to Ansley Saturday even ing. Mrs. Edgar Varney of Ansley is visiting in the city with her daughter Mrs. J. A. Armour. A complete line of children's Underwear is our news to you. Kiffin-Luckc Co. VCR SAi.it. A fine resident block one block south of ball ground. Will sell by quarters if preferred B. W. Blair. 42-tf Every pair of Black Cat Hosiery guaranteed. We are ex clusive dealers on this hose in Broken Bow. Kiflin-Lucke Co. Hon. W. J. Taylor of Merna was in the city jesterdav looking after candidacy for congress , on the democratic ticket. Our line of underwear is very complete at this time , including the princess slips. Kiflin-Lucke Co. Frank Beeman of Kearney was in the city yesterday investigat ing his chances for congressional honor on the republican ticket. Some more new Embroidery Flouncing in 27 inch , Swisses and Nainsook for Embroidery Robes etc. Kiffin-Lucke Co. We have several rolls of 16-4 Linoleums just arrived and bought before the raise. Price it at Konkcl's The Furniture Man. Lion Brand of Work Shoes for men $2.25 and up. Outing Shoes for men and boys $2 00 and up. Kiffin-Lucke Co. Prof. Nelson of ihe State Uni versity was in the city Monday organising the Boys and Girls Club. See our Hue of Wash Dresses for Ladies Misses and Children. Why worry about sewing. Kif fin-Lucke Co. Mrs , E. II. Purcell went to Merna last evening where she will spend a few days with hea husband on the farm. Mrs. D M. Amsberry went to Dunning last night to see her new grandson a late arrival at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Carl Foote- There is not a legalized sa loon left in Lancaster county. This is a pretty good showing for the county in which the State captial is located. The B. Y. P. U. of the Baptist church will have a social gather ing at the home of Mrs. Maud Holcotnb in the northwest part of the city. Claude Wallace and Joy Reedcr drove to Merna baturday to wit ness the ball game between the B. B. II. S. team and the M. H. S. team. See me about Hour and all kinds of feed. Bring me your cream or anything you wish to sell. Phone 409. Free de livery. W. II. O'Rorkc. Bessie Johnson who teaches school near Anselmo was in town Saturday returning in the even ing. She was accompanied back by her sister Alice. Pearl Ilolcomb and Alice Andrews were visitors Monday to attend the Boys and Girls Club which met in the superintend- cdt's bffice. ' ' ' ' REDUCE TARIFF ON BABIES. Advice Qlvan by Puck to New York Doctors Who Are Not Too Well Off Financially. American Medicine says that the economic problems of the pruattclng physician nro dally becoming moro so * rlouu , and that 00 per cent , of the phy sicians Iti New York are not earning J 1,600 a year. It says there is trou- bio somewhere and finds some of It In "the too rapid growth of special- Ism , beyond all needs and demands. " There or thereabouts , we guess , Is the main trouble. Most families can afford a family doctor to tell them what's the matter and what to do , but comparatively few families can af ford a doctor who must ask some oth er doctor what alls them , and then call in a third or fourth to do some thing. U is not that all the doctors may riot be amply worth their fees , but that the families have not got the mono } t * ilvldo among BO many. Fif teen bin iirod dollars is not an exces sive doctor's bill for so simple an event as a now baby In n moderate ly well-to-do New York family. Edler- 1 } people who are out of the habit of having babies , can often afford such a fee and would cheerfully pay it If they had occasion. But rash young people , Who are the ones who luive the babies when there are any , can't possibly pay for them at that rate. And they don't , of course , but as a rule they pay moro than they can afford , ami have it deep ly Impressed upon them that bublcs are beyond their means. But babies are the beginning and mainstay of the doctor's business. They mean fees at the start , and then patients. They should be welcomed , not scared off. We recommend thi physicians to reduce the tariff on ba Lies In the Interest of trade. Puck. DATES FROM FEUDAL TIMES Rod Used In Driving Oxen Is the Original of Present System of Land Measurement. The origin of the rod , pole or perch ns a llnool and superficial measure has been traced to the rod , pole or goad used to urge and direct a team of oxen pulling a plow. So.it came about it was used as a convenient and handy land measure In feudal times by the lords in allotting plots of Jand foi agricultural purposes to < the vil leins and others , says & -wrlter in the Builders' Journal. Ono rod wide and 40 long (1. ( e. , ono furrow long , deep ) built up n quarter of an acre. The furlong , or four poles wlao end same depth i. e. , 40 poles , ono aero was a convenient length for a furrow ibefore turning the plow. Of course these lengths somewhat varied In different parts of the coun try where soils and agriculture Tarled , but gradually the. slight variations , grew less andMlnally the present Ac cepted statutory aero was evolved. Gunter's chain ot 66 feet ( ten square chains to the acre ) was in vented by Rev. Edmund Gunter (1581- ( 162C ) . Ho was a professor of as tronomy at QresLam college , Lon don , and Ingeniously adapted It to fa cilitate decimal calculations In land measurements. The use of rod In su perficial measurements of brick work and lineally In hedges , ditches and fences followed as a convenient exist ing measure. OIL-DRILLER HAS GRIEVANCE Doesn't Want Any More Dealings with Women , and Most People Will Not Blame Him. In boring for oil , when the drill reaches the depth where It allows gas U > escape , every precaution is taken igalnst Igniting it , lest there should bo a destructive explosion. This neces sary precaution gives point to the fol- ibwlng story , told by a writer In the Plttsburg News : "I can deal with men , " growled a grizzled oil driller , "but a woman can outdo the best of us ! "The other day I brought in a well down in Virginny , light close to the kitchen door of a little' farmhouse. Just as wo were getting to the ticklish point , where smoking wasn't allowed within forty rods , out comes the far mer's wife and goes to building a big flre In a Dutch oven. "Mebby I didn't kick , but she Just showed mo a batch of dough , an' said If she didn't bake It 'twould spoil. If I wanted the'fire out I had got to pay for the dough. Ten dollars , too. "She Just dared mo to touch that Dutch oven , an' I didn't touch It , either. I Just gave her the ten. "Mebby we didn't get that flre out quick. If the well had broken loose It would hare'blown me an' the whole farmhouse out of sight ! "No. sir , I don't want any more dealIngs - Ings with a woman. They're too risky. " Why Thunder Is So Loud. Experiments made iu the Jefferson Physical Laboratory by Professor Tjowbrldgo of Harvard university show that the astounding noise ot a lightning discharge Is largely duo to the dissociation of water vapor , through the explosion of the hydrogen and oxygen gases produced by such dissociation. In his mimic lightning experiments the authority referred to has produced a torrent ot huge elec tric sparks. The noise of the dis charge was so great that the operator bad to ttop bis oars with cotton and then wrap a heavy cloth around them. -Tho Sunday Uagatln - f -m - ' itOTHES MADE HIM NEW MAN | If Anyone Doubts the Tonlo Effect of Good Appearance , Let Him Read This. / A London medical mon , having do- { fared that new clothing is a powerful mental and moral tonic , and that a wn In shabby attlro Is often less ipable than his well-dressed mental iferior , the Ottawa Citizen says that U might glvo the doctor some trouble to explain why nearly all our million- tires wear trousers that bag at the knees and cling so pitifully to the ready-made necktie. " Instead of trying to explain why mil- lonalres dress In that way wo think the London doctor could very truly re ply that "they don't. " With the doc- tor's view that new and neat clothing Is n powerful mental and moral tonic wo heartily agree. One may test it 'n his own case , or note It in others , while always before us wo have con vincing evidence that women show the tonic effect of being well dressed. Wo may cite ono case , says the Toronto Star. A Toronto man had been in hard luck. Largely through his own folly he had gone so completely to the bad that he was stopping his old-time acquaintances on the street and asking them for dimes. One man whu had known him In his better days took him homo and fitted htm out with clean linen , a nice tweed suit , hat and shiny shoes. What wan the result ? The man who one day had been furtively whood llnp dimes from acquaintances next day walked along the street with his head up and had no trouble whatever In borrowing one , two or five dollars from every person ho recognized. New clothes made a new man of him , tired him with ambition and ho raked In mure long green In one day than he used to get in a month. FOND LOVER WAS TOO HASTY. Mr , Crow Not Only Lost Bride , But Alee the Dowry Which Fair One Was to Bring Him. Moro of our rich papas in America should follow the vume manner o testing the affections of the adventur our , commercial-minded , moneyless wife-hunters both those of our own nationality as well as the empty-head ed , titled foreigners who are "ramp- Ing" on our hunting grounds that "Uncle Zeke" did In Austin some time since. After several mouths of vlo lent protestations of love made for his daughter , it was at last under stood that the father was at their marriage to give his daughter a house and lot. "Uncle Zeke" was a sly old coon , and , to test his future son- in-law's affections , he suld , as they were amokins their pipes : "Mr , Crow , I has been cogltatin' , an * has come" to do 'elusion not to do nate Matlldy dat ar house an * lot on Austin avenue. " Mr. Crow sprang to his feet , and , sticking his stovepipe hat on the side of his head , said : J'ln dat case , sab , our future re lations done ceased to exist from dls moment , sah. " "But , Mr. Crow , I was gwmo to say " "Oh , go hire a hall , pn' invite yei friends to attend de meetin' ! " "All right , MisUh Crow. Our rela tions has done ceased to exist , but I only wanted to s.iy dat Uat house am too small , so I am gwine * o gib Ma tlldy dot hv o-story cottagu on Pcacon street , wuf twlct as much. " * Jim tfied tc explain , also ; but when "Uncle Zeke" solemnly lifted a boot the size of a ham nnd pointed to the door , James Crow refured to linger Judee's Llbrarr WHY HE WAS BEING WATCHED Detective' * Explanation Something of a Slur on the Quaint Old Dutch City. During a period of political agitation B stranger arrived in Magdeburg , where , on applying to the authorities he obtained a permit or ticket of resi dence. He had not been long In the town before he became aware that his steps were being dogged by a man In blue uniform. He bore It for days but at lout said to the spy : "Sir , do you wish to drive me mad ? Why do you pursue mo In this way ? " "I am n detective , and my instructions are not to lose sight of you , " was the quiet answer. "Why , what fault have the police to find with mo ? " shouted the stranger in the greatest excitement ; my passport Is In order , here Is my ticket of residence ; I am a citizen of Berlin ; why do you follow me about ? " "It states In your passport , " was the reply , "that you were going to reside here for pleasure ; that looks suspi cious , as it Is the first time anyone came to reside In Magdeburg for pleas uro. " Salt Cellar In Olden Times. During the latter part of the middle Ages the salt cellar was the most con- gplcuous object on the table. It was always placed in the center of the long table at which the household gathered , my lord and lady , family and guests being at one end , and the servants and retainers at the other , and Iu this way one's social position was at once apparent , the "gentle folk" sitting "above the salt" and the yeomanry below It. Among the wealthy the salt cellar was of gold or silver. Benvenuto Cellini chased eomo for Francis I. that were of the most exquisite workmanship , and at the Louvre may bo seen several rich specimens of salt cellars in faience , and the famous sot made at Orion for Uenrr L in Central Nebraska is now on. 10,000 Acres located within half a mile of Anselmo , Ouster County , Nebraska. Finest Alfalfa Land , Good. Corn | \Vneat Land Terms , one-fourth cash , balance in Ten equal annual payments. - : - * Broken Bow , ,5 Nebraska. . > > * > ANNUAL SALE To be held at Commencing Promptly at 10:00 : O'clock A. M. on Ml 20 , 1910 On the above date I will sell 34 HEAD OP CHOICE REGISTERED HEREFORD BULLS From 1C to 24 months old , richly bred fellows with good bone , good back , good Hereford head and horns , in good ilesh but not pampered. All heathly. They were tested for tuberculosis March 21 , 1910 , by one of the Iowa State Veterinari.es and all found to be O. K. and a certificate from him showing same will go with each bull. Now is the time to buy good Hereford bulls , they are lower now than they will be again in years. Right at grass , with stockers and feeders , the highest on record and all other stock the same. ! Now is the time , the best show up. Come to Valen tine April 20 and we will show you a , .better lot of bulls than you ever saw in one bunch from one man's herd and breed ing. Write at once for catalogue. GEO. J. ANSTEY.Prop. FAIRVIEW HEREFORDS MASSENA , IOWA ONE QUESTION ALWAYS ASKED Employer of Labor Wants to Know If Formation of Jaw Is Natural or Acquired. "There Is one question I always ask a man who wants a job , " remarked the business man who has to hire several hundred men for different po sitions each year. "The question I always ask them lsv'Do : you smoke a pipe much ? Of course the answers are various. Some of them smoke a pipe a great deal and others not at all. Some smoke cig arettes , although I seldom can get a man to admit it. There seems to bo a general guilty feeling when a loan is a cigarette smoker. Some of them smoke cigars. My business is such tlmt It makes very little difference to their availability to me no matter what they smoke. "Why do I ask about the pipe ? Well , not that I have the leoit interest in their habits , or that I have any pre judice one way or another In the mat- imter. The reason is Unit I want to know whether the formation of their lower jaws is natural or acquired. "A man with n firm lower jaw Is al ways a man of parts and of will. I say 'always , ' anyway , most always. If be docs not smoke a pipe his square Jaw , back near where It hluges on to the upper one , is natural. If he is a pipe smoker the looks are deceiving , and I have to judge his caliber some other way. "Pipo smokers always have strong muscles back on the face about the place a man stops when he makes the flrst stroke downward in shaving. These are the muscles that hold the jaws together. They often give n square-jawed effect to a man who hasn't any square-Jaw characteristics. My men think I ask funny questions , but tbarc's a reason " Modest Missionaries. There are mnny missionaries when no board of missions is supporting many who are not the recognized nn salaried agents of any of the churches Whenever to any home the gospel o- life and light Is brought , whoever tlu messenger may be , a missionary serv ice 1ms been rendered ; and the mis sionary spirit may b ? shown as trul\ by the member of the .family wh < ' tries to be bravo and cheerful undo ' difficulties as by those who curry ti 1 China or to India a hotter cede o 1 ethics , a higher order of morality , i \ more elevated standard of'precept an [ practice. SHERIFF'S SALE. Notice Is hereby given , That by vlrture of an order of sale , Issued to me from the District Court of ruster County , Nebraska , upon a decree of foreclosure rendered In satii court at the November 1910 term there of , tovU : on the lltn day November ioos , In favor of DIerks Lumber andCoal Company , Lot c. Morris and L. A. Wlgbt and against Martha F. Gler and Stephen D Qler. I have levied upon the following described real estate : The SVfH of section 4 and the E'S It of the K1of the Etf of section 5 , township 10 , ) range 10 In Custcr county , Nebraska , and I will on the Oth day of May , 1910 at 2 o'clock p. in.at the south door ot the Cadwell liutld- Ing where last term of district court was held In the city of Uroken Bow , Nebraska , In said county , sell said real estate at public auction to the highest bidder for cash to satisfy said decree , Interest and costs , the amount due thereon amounting to the sum of J450.56 with interest thereon at the rate of 10 per cent per annum from Nov. nth 1008 and court costs amounting to J04.19 and ac cruing costs , said above described real estate will be sold subject to all prior Hens and Incumbrances as per certiflcatcs on llle In the District Clerk's otllee. Dated the 5th day of April , A. D. 1910. U. F. KENNEDY , Sheriff. J. S. KlBKPATKICK. Attorney. 41 Anyone , anywhere , can start a mail order business at home. No canvassingBe your , own boss. Send for free booklet. Tells how. Heacock , A4582 , Lockpori , N. Y. 45-tf An extra freight train Tues day set fire to the hog shed be longing to Jim Moody living near old Algernon. The fire spread rapidly and before Mr. Moody could get the hogs out , twelve brood sows with pigs and one registered male hog were burned to death. The Argosy , ( Ansley. ) An intelligent person can earn $100 monthly corresponding for newspapers. No canvassing. Send for particulars. Press Syndicate , B46S3 , Lockport , N. Y. 45-tf ALWAYS \ Good Cream on hand at WILLIS & SON 8 * South Side of the Square. Drs. Farnsworth & Beck Dentists ,