A Diagnosis , "How's yor 'uslmml after th * > accl- dent. Mrs. GInncrty ? " "Paltli , Boiiiotolincs he's bother an' FoinetolmeB he's wurso , but from the way ho ylls an * takes on when he's bother , 01 think he's bother when he's wurso. " Kansas City Journal. The old proverbs depend largely on the point of view. For Instance , you can't convince a mouse that a black cat brings good luck. There nro imitations , don't be fooled. There is no substitute ! Tell the dealer you Lewis' Single Hinder cigar. Money talks in spite of the fact thnt lots of mnn want to keep It quiet. Mrs. TVInslow'fl Soothing Syrup. For children teethuiK , noftcns theRiunu , roduceii In * nunmatlonalln/spalncurewindcollu 25ctbottle. Hope Is a magic lantern which often shows impossible pictures. An Ideal Present NO STROPPING NO HONING KNOWN THE WORLD OVER _ TROCHES An immediate rclid for Hoarscnm , Cotiglu , Sort TJitoat , Bronchial nnd Asthmatic Troubles. An article of superior merit , absolutely free from any liarmful mgrtdient. Price , 25 cents , 50 cents and $ J,00 ptr fcoi. Sample mailed on request. W. N. U. . LINCOLN , NO. 4-1910. A GOOD COUGH MIXTURE. Simple Home-Made Remedy That ) Free from Opiates and Harm ful Drugs. _ M 1 % An effective remedy thnt will usu ally break up a cold in twenty-four hours , Is easily made by mixing to gether In a largo bottle two ounces of Glycerine , a half-ounce of Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure and eight ounces of pure Whisky. This mix ture will cure any cough'that is cur able , and Is not expensive as it makes enough to last the average family an entire year. Virgin Oil of Pine com pound pure is prepared only In the laboratories of the Leach Chemical Co. , Cincinnati , O. That's the Question. Wife You were late last night Hub Beg pardon , my dear. As I came in the front door the clock struck 11. Wife But what time did you arrive at the head of the stairs ? Gastronomic. "What belie of the season do you find most attractive ? " "Tho dinner bell. " One way to acquire a reputation for amiability is to agree with every slm pleton you weut PJI.1V ? CDUKD IN O TO 14 DATS. PA7.0 OIN'J'MnNTIsKnarantepd to euro nnv cnso t > t Itching , Jlllnit , UlccMlliiK or I'nitrudlnu riles In UoUUajs or money refunded. too. Nothing that was worthy in the past departs no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies , or can die. Carlylo. When shown positive and reliable proof that a certain remedy had cured numerous cases of female ills , wouldn't any sensible woman conclude that the same remedy would also benefit her if suffering with the same trouble ? \ Here are two letters which prove the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Fitchville , Ohio. "My daughter \vns all run down , suffered from pains in her side , head nnd limbs , and could walk but a short distance at a. time. She cnmo very near having1 nervous prostration , had begun to cough a good deal , and seemed melancholy by spells. She tried two doctors but got little help. Since taking- Ijydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound , Blood Purifier and ] Livcr Pills she has im proved so much that she feels and looks like another girl. " Mrs. C. Cole , Mtchvillo , Ohio. Irasburg , Vermont. "I feel it my duty to say a few words iu praise of your medicine. "When I began talcing ifc I had been very sick with kidney and bladder trou- blea and nervous prostration. I am now taking the sixth bottle tle of ! Jydia liJ.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and find myself greatly improved. My friends who call to see me have noticed ii greatchange. . " Mrs. A. H. Sauborn , Irasburg , Vermont. We will pay a handsome reward to any person who will prove to us that these letters are not genuine and truthful or that either of these women were paid in any way for their testimonials , or that the letters are published without their permission , or that the original letter from each did not come to us entirely unsolicited. What more proof can any one ask ? For 3O years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female ills. Jfo nick woman does justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine. Made exclusively from roots and herbs , and has thousands of cures to its credit. tifflfff&fto Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women fcJlSes * to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health free of charge. Address J3tlrs Piukliam , Lynn , Mass , i > The RAYO LAMP Js a high-grade lamp , sold at n low price , There are lamps that cot more , but there is no belter lamp at any price. The Burner , the \Vick , the Giimney.Holder all are vilal things in o lamp ; Ihese parts of the RAYO LAMP aie perfectly constructed and there is nothing known in the art of lamp.making that could add to the value of the RAYO as 'THE' a light-giving device. Suitable for any room in any house. STEADY I\ITV ; di'il. r rvcrv licrn. If not nt jonrs.MvrKo 1 t or ill strl till voiiictiUr tot ho nearest At" nty of tlio 'WHITE/fc ' STANDARD OIL COMPANY JUGHT UncorDoratcd ) Save the You start sickness by mistreating nature and it generally shows first in the bowel * and hver. A IOG box ( week'streatment ) BISTWClUt \ YOU ( § U lStf ( § V.1lS . of you. CASCARKTS They will do will more help nature using them help Should tie given at once when the regularly as you need them than any little one courjlis. It heels the del- medicine on Earth. Get a box today ; icutu throat nnd protects the lungs take a CASCARET tonight Better iu from infection guaranteed safe and the morning. It's the result that makes very palatable. millions take them. ggj * All . CUT THIS OUT , mall It Druccbtf. 25 cent * wlthyorrruldM'aa to btcilUiK Hcine.ly Co , , CliIeaKo , III. , ami rr-eclve a huuU&oiau touvcuir told Uuu Vcc : 5'itkK. PAULHAN MAKES ANOTHER AVIA TION RECORD. HAS NUMEROUS PASSENGERS The Frenchman's Wife Among Those Who Take Flight-In His Biplane Experiment Made With Dummy Bombs. Los Angeles , Cal. By carrying ono passenger in hla biplane on a twenty- two mile cross country trip from Avia tion field to a point half n mile out over the ocean , by taking another pas senger on a twelve mile night over the fields , and by taking three other passengers , one at a time , on short flights , Louis Paulhau established a new world's record for heavlcr-than air flying machines. No other aviator has taken up so many passengers In one day , and no other aviator has taken u woman for a high fllRht' over fields and woods and villages nnd surf for moio than twenty ty miles. Paulban sailed at an altitude of 500 to 1,000 feet over Redondo beach , Venlcp-Uy-the-Sea , and other resorts , towards Point Flrmln. There were no life buoys tied to the mat-bine to save them from death In the waves should they fall. He made his trip and other perilous ( lights with the ease of a taxlcab. Tlio passenger carryIng - Ing record Is held by Orvllle Wright , who flow with Captain Englohardt for one hour and thirty-five minutes at Berlin last fall , but Wright did not leave the course where he could land at will. Paulban was gone thirty-three min utes on his twenty-two mile trip. He had as a passenger his wife. Ills twelve-mile trip was made -with Clif ford B. Harmon of New York. Besides these he took up Mrs. Cotirtlandt Bishop , wife of President Bishop of the Aero club of America ; Lieutenant Paul Beck of the United States signal corps ; William Randolph Hearst , a newspaper publisher , and another newspaper man. The flights were nindo under perfect atmospheric conditions. Earlier In the afternoon the wind had been "puffy , " and the other avi ators had gone back to their tents after trying the course for a few laps. While the crowd waited patiently In the burning sunshine , Paulhan went over the parts of his machine. At 2:25 : o'clock he put on his yellow cloak and helped his wife up to her high perch. Then he ilew out over the grandstand to give the big crowd greeting. With their cheers sounding fnlnthhe left the course on his next lap and headqd for the ocean. In ten minutes he had become a blur agahifet' the sun-klst clouds that curtained the Pacific. At 2:50 o'clock he landed directly in front of the grandstand. He received con gratulations and was liken down the narrow ai&le of frantic people so that all could get a good look at hi1 ! . As he was in an amiable mood , ho was beselged with pleas to take friends up. He returned to his machine and be gnn to make this part of the program. Lieutenant Beck on his trip took dummy dynamite bombs to attempt to throw them from a height to a meas ured .square on the gioimd. This was a test made for the bene fit of the army. While Lieutenant Beck was not successful in placing the bombs within the squau' they did not land far away , and it was demon strated that the aeroplane could be used for such a purpose and lhat it was only a matter of practice to place the bombs where wanted After the meet Paulhan , it was an nounced by his manager , will go to San Francisco. He will make several HIghts there if the weather permits. From there ho will stait on a trip around the world. Hamilton may at tempt the night from hero to San Diego , for which San Diego business men have offered a pri/e of ? 1,200. Move Against Meat Prices. Jefferson City , Mo. Attorney Gen eral Major announced Wednesday that he soon will call a conference of the attorney Konmals of Illinois , Iowa , NebrasKa - brasKa , Kansas , Oklahoma , Arkansas and Texas , to discuss the high prices of moat , and , if possible induce them to unite in a concerted action against the so-called meat trust. The conference will be hold either in Kansas City or St. Louis , as soon as the oflleials to bo invited can determine tormine upon a date. Five Leap to Death. Philadelphia. Five persons , four girls and one man , leaped to their death Wednesday In a panic caused by a lire in the four-story factory build ing at 2810 Chancellor street. Five others received probably fatal injur ies and many more were less serious ly hurt. Cold Weather Kills Stock. Cheyenne , Wyo. Reports from Ba sin , Cody and other points In northern Wyoming indicate ) that the loss of sheep from recent storms will reach 10 per cent. Stock of all kinds Is greatly weakened , and further storms might cause the greatest loss in the bifatory of the state. Reward for a Journalist. Pittsburg. A newspaper man with a comfortable Income , no debts , and else a bank account , was unearthed by the Carnegie heio fund commission \\hllo covering an act of heroism reported ported to it. The story became pub lic when the commission announced that seventeen moro heroes had been added to the list. George F. Burba , of D.i > tou , O. , rscuod Catherine Murty , twelve years old , from drowning at Snjdervllle , O. , on August J2 last. Mr. Burba Is editor of , the Dayton Dally N -ws. Ho was awarded a bronze mcdu1 90,000 AMERICAN SETTLERS GO TO CANADA THE YEAR 1900 HAS SHOWN AN INCREASE OF OVER EIGHTY PER CENT IN AMERICAN SETTLEMENT. Recent advices from Canada , our Boxt door neighbour , the neighbourly country across the boundary line , nro that upwards of ninety thousand settlers from the United States went Into Western Canada during the past year , most of them for the purpose of taking up and settling upon the va cant lands , ICO acres of which are given free by the government , and lands adjoining hold by railway and land companies are selling at from nine to fifteen and twenty dollars per acre. Even If thirty and forty dollars per aero were paid , the price would below low , aa the lands produce wonderfully , nnd at these higher figures there is a largo interest on the money and labor Invested. The ninety thousand set tiers of last year , followed about sixty thousand of the previous year , and for several years the number has been running into these largo figures. There must bo a reason for it. It may bo found in the single phrase , "they are satisfied. " Nothing attracts people moro than the success of others , and the news of this reaching other thou sands , causes them to investigate. The investigation In this case is always satisfactory. The splendid land of Iowa , of Indiana , of Nebraska , Kansas Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Ohio and other States has risen to a high value , and it is worth every dollar asked for it. Hut there is not room now for all on these lands. With the over increasing demand for grain , there comes the ever increasing de mand for land. Canada is the only country on the continent in a position to supply it. Land there that costs , say fifteen dollars an acre , produces on a reasonable calculation , 25 bushels of wheat to the acre , or about $20.00. The most liberal calculation as to cost makes the cost to produce $7.50 per acre , leaving a balance of $12.50 per acre. The $7.50 carries good wages for the farmer , and all other conceiv able contingencies. With conditions like this , covering the entire area of about 500,000 square miles , it is read ily understood why fiO.OOO Americans should follow the sixty thousand of the previous year. Canadian Govern ment Agencies at different points in the Union are always ready to give in formation regarding the free homestead - stead lands , ready to advise the set tler as to the districts which would cult him best. After the Hunt. Provided with some trophies of the rhaso in the slmpo of rabbits , Ilev. Sanford C. llearn , pastor of the First Methodist Episcopal church , Yonkers , proceeded to dress them for dinner in the parsonage collar. Ills small son watcnod the father's work with inter est. Going upstairs , the youngster called his mother. "Oh , mamma , " said he. "what do you suppose papa is doing ? " "I can't guess , child. What is ho doing ? " "Well , he's just skinning , shaving and cutting up cats. " A Question of Time. "How much does it cost to get mar ried ? " asked the eager youth. "That depends entirely on how long you live , " replied the sad-looking man. How loafers grate upon the nerves of a busy person. lie didn't complain if you were a little despond ent or irritable at times. Now he does. lie's the same man. He didn't understand then. He doesn't now. Then he thought it was ca price and liked it. Now he thinks it is caprice and doesn't like it. But now he's busy getting money. If he realized the full truth he would be more than anxious to have the wife he loves take the right remedy to restore her to true womanly health. Most men dun't know that when a woman is weak , nervous , irritable and despondent , there is invariably something radically wrong with the delicate feminine organs with which her entire physique is in sensitive sympathy. There is one , and just one remedy , tried and proven , that wilt put things right when tlio fcnihmio organism is ivcuk or diseased. It is 3D > r. Piercc's Favorite Prescription. This medicine restores perfect health to the weakened or gans , and makes them strong. It makes wifehood happy , and motherhood easy. makes child-birth short and almost painless. It helps to make real "new women. " An honest druggist won't urge upon you a substitute. This "Favorite Prescription" is a pure glyccric extract of native medicinal roots and contains no a cohol , injurious or habit-forming drugs. A full list of its ingredients printed on its outside wrapper and attested as full and correct under oath. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and strengthen Stomach - ach , Liver and Htmela. Easy to take as candy. FABELE iCfl ( * Jb t\tmv > A i ir . * w .fiiVuj'ft Color more goods brighter nnd latter colon than any other dye. One lOc cackaoe colon all flbeu. They iho in colJ water better than nny other dye. You can djo am airmen ! without ripplna apart Write lor ( too booklet Mow to U > e , Uleach an dKix Colors. MOHHOE DflilO CO. , Oulncy , Illinois. Though a man may bccomo It-arm d by anotber'a learning , bo can never bo wise but by hla o\\n wisdom Mon taigne. DAVIS' VAINKIM.KK riaH no mnnlluto. Nu oilirr rrnuily IN m iffii'tlvo lor rlimiuiailMii. liiinlu o , htlliu > SH iii'tirulKiu or luld of uiiy borU I'm tiji In lUj , & < ; and Uki Most of a man's friends are of the lone-distance variety , A Woman's Dlplomacy- It was the Chicago man's turn , and ho told this one : "Diplomacy , you know , Is a lemark- able agent. The other day ti lady said to her husband : "Mames , I have decided to do with out a new fall dress , and with the money It would cost I shall have mother hero for a nice long visit' "James turned on her excitedly. What , wear that old brown cloth thing another season ? I guess not ! ' ho ex claimed , vehement1) ' . 'You go right down to your tailor's to-day and order something handsome. Remember , please , that as my wife you have a certain position to maintain 1' "Tho wife bowed her head In sub mission. On her lips played a peculiar smile. ' Llpplncott'n Magazine. His Discovery. The swell son of the household had just been initiated into the art of cleaning his own teeth with the soft little brush his mother had bought him. Hearing the baby cry lustily a few minutes later the mother ran Into the nursery , only to llnd the nursing bottle on the floor nnd Johnny , toothbrush in hand , leaning over the crib of the screaming Infant. "Ob , muvvcr ! " he cried , anxiously , "baby must have been horned wlfout any toofsl" He Was an Old Hand. "Do not anger mot" she said , sternly. "How am 1 to know when you are angry ? " ho asked. "I always stamp my feet , " she an swered. "Impossible , " he said. "Thero Isn't room for a stamp on either of them ! " That fetched her. Ltppincott's. There Is moro Cntarrli In this section of the country tlmn nil other illwikM imt toRcllur , nnd until the last fojcnra unit cutMKwd to lie Incurable , lur n grrnt many sous ikxtora immoimcnl It n local Olwaw mid prriwrltnit local runrdl-i , nnd by ro&Mantly IiilllnR tu uirn ulth local treatment , pronounced'U tncurntilr. Science Irw prmcn Cntnrrh to bo n eointltutlonnl dis rate , nnd thiri'Iorn roqulrcH roimtltutlcmal tnalimnt. Hall 8 Catarrh Cure , in-itiufn-tiirril by l'J. | Cheney d Co , 'loledo , Ohio. In the only Constitutional euro on the nnrkct. It li taken Internally In iloses from 1C drops to n toiHixxmtiil It nets directly on tin1 blood nnd mucotn mirMfca of the sjMcm. They olTtr ono hundred dollars for any e ro U Jails to euro. Bend tor circulars nnd testimonials. Addrcxs ! 1' . J. Cltr.NT.Y & CO. . Toledo. Ohio. Sold bv nrueKlitn. Tisc. Take Hall s ramlly rills for constipation. Period of Joy for Casey. Casey's wife was at the hospital , where she had undergone a very seri ous operation a few days before. Mrs. Kelley called to inquire as to Mrs. Casey's condition. "Is she refitln' quietly ? " Mrs. Kelley asked. "No , but I am , " said Casey. If You Are a Trifle Sensitive About the ulru of your BhocH , ninny people , wear mimller Hlioosby lining Allen'H l''oot-Kn c , tlio Antiseptic Puxvclrr to Hliuko Into tlio Hluu-H. It cures Tlied , Swollen , Ai-hliiR Koct nnd phc-H rout and comfort , .lust tlio tliliift for hr-raliing In nrw MIOCH. Bold rverjlnic , Eta. Bnmplo wilt FllKK. AildrcsH , Allou b. Olnmtcd , tc Hey , N. Y. Easily Distinguished. "This , " remarked Mr. Cane , "la my photograph with my two French poodles. You recognize mo ? " "I think so. " said Miss Softoe. "You are the ono with the hat on , are you not ? " ONI * ! * ONI : "ititoMO OIHNI > T. " That Is LAXATIVH ItltOMO OlftNINIG. Ixmk for Ilio ( .iKimluro . t l W. < illK. . tJwil the World cor tu Curu u Cold In Ono U.iy. 25C. What a glorious country this would bo to live in if turkeys were as easily raised as eats ! DON'T NI JMCT THAT cnirmr It rerliilnly rackH jour n > Mnn mid limy run Into I MIIIII tlnni ; sorluuh. All'n'n l.unit llulnnin wlllc lirck lt < | ulcklyunil permanently. rorhnliiutnlldruiili > ti > . Let us have faitli that right makes i might , and in that faith let us dare to | do our duty as wo understand it. ' Lew is' Sinfilo Hinder givcitlio smoKcr wliat hoantn , a null , mullou-lnsling c-igai. | Enthusiasm Is the poultice men ap-1 ply of their scars. j CHICAGO MERCHANT MAKES STATEMENT. After Spending Thousands of Bollora and Consul ting the Most Eminent Physicians , Ho Was Desperate. CHICAGO , ILLS. Mr. d. Q. Becker , of 134-Van Burcn St. , a well-known wholesale dry goods dealer , states as follows : "I have had catarrh for moro than thirty years. Have tried everything on earth nnd spent thousands of dollars for other medicines nnd with physicians , wltjiout getting any lasting re * liof , and can say to you that I have found Poruna the only rem edy that has cured mo per manently. "Pcruna lias also cured my wife of catarrh. She always keeps it In the house for nn attack of i cold , which It Invariably cures in a very short time. " Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief Permanent Cure CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS new * fail. Purely veget able act lurely but gently on the liver. Stop after dinner dulreu cute indi cation improve the complexion brighten the eyct. Small Till , Small Dote , Small Trie * GENUINE miut bear tignnture : Nebraska Directory After Curing Yourself of CONSTIPATION by using Breakfast Food You will continue to use it because it is a delightful breakfast dish. If you don't know it's merits ask your gtocer Ho Certainly Knows ARE THE DE8T AHK YOUR LOCAL JIKAl.KH OK JOHN DEERE PLOW CO. , OMAHA , NEB. Pays the highest price for HERBERT E. GOOCH CO. BROKERS AND DEALERS Grain , Provisions , Stocks , Cotton Main Office , 204-205 Frnternily Bide. Lincoln , Nobraika. Uell Photic til3 Ante Phone 2Ct > 9 I.nrKPit Homo In titutu What Prof. Shaw , tlio Woll-Known culturlet , Says About It : "I mmlil doomr rnlan cnttlo In Wwtorn ( Junudil tlmn In tlin itirii lit'lt of the tlnlttil Bute * . l'oed In cliounor nn J cllmnto I hottnr for the pnrj > oBo. I Your innrkot will lm > liircno flutter tlmn jour linrmcini will rroilaeo the IhllpllIUH. WllUIlt till ! In ) thrown up bithuGOthiinr * inllol ( Rlli mil north , of 1 th < > Intxrnutlnnnl lionnil > Iiinl. Your Micunt land I "III ho talcoiL nt n nito llmjoml pro-Hint rom | w fttlon.o hn\o mou h plo In tlio United . . nlnnn who want homos to taLe unthlu land. " NiorJj 70,000 Americans \\tlloiitoriiiiiliniiUollirlrlKiinrH 111 \\p trrii < iiiimlu IliU ) < > nr. J1IUD iimilurivl anollx'r Inreo crop > r licnti IIH mill Imrli-y. 111 IKlllltlOII il > Wlllrll tll I exports WIIH nil IniiiK'iino llrm. I'uttlo rnMnit. dairying , wliod fiirunnc uiid cnln crowing In the jirovlin 1.1 of Mnnliotm , &u < kiit- tlii-ivait anil Allx-ita. I 'iro liomc.sU ad and uro-cnip- tlon nn-iiH , ns v-oll iia hunU hulil by riithvuv and land companion , will lirot ld homes for million * . Ailiiptnlilo null , liiiiltlifnl rll- jiuilc. Hiilrndlil Mliuoln nnd tlimcliCH , mill KOIM ! mllwii ) * . 1'or ucttlcru' rntu , do crlptl\o llU'rutnro "Jjjit JK" < t Wit. " how to nmeh tlio ( uuntrj nnd other piir- tlrulurs , wrlto to rfup't of Jminl- erntlon. Otluirn. Canada , or to the CunaJlon Uovernmrnt Aecut. W. V BENNETT Room 4 Oei Bldg. Omaha , Xab. n r ( > s nearest you ) (2 PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Cltannci and bcc'Uifies the tulr. I'roinotei a luiununt gro1h. . Novcr Falls to Iloctoro Orny Hair to Its Youthful Color. Cutt > icalp dlK-awt i. hair ttl Dniralrti the pacuag -other Btarch'iB only U oiinten t-amo prlto and ' DEFIANCE" IS SUPERIOR QUALITY. STamrroT CTiTKgygaigriBTygytetiimrf Now or Never ! " If ever you wluliod for iiliomo In Cnllforn .1 heml for tree Information nlxmt the ( rreatest Irrlpa- tlon , c-oloiil/.lnK anil liomr-umktrii ; t-ntrrprihn ocr undertuhtii In uililltion to their grviil BUCCCHH In irrlK'itlni ; ( iXi.OOO ncr < -H tu tin- Twin T.ills ( onntrj , Iilalio , the Kuhiw nro irrlgnttiiK TiiOOOmIrCHliitliuhniraini.ntoulley. . uuiid iiainca of filenua. J.nt , ) tcruis to Hcttlvrs. Wo want H. L Hollister , Dept. K , 205 LaSalle St. , Chicago , III.