POOR WITNESS FOR FRIEND
Deacon's Drlcf Emphatic Testimony
Probably Somewhat Impressed
the Jury.
Deacon Stephen Potter , ono of the
ploncor < t or Utlca , N. Y. , wns a man
of great eccentricity but high mornl
character. The deacon will speak
the truth and sliamo the devil , " was
often said of him.
On one occasion n friend was on-
caged In a lawsuit In regard to some
laud n few mllca from Utlca. Ho held
the land at a high price. During the
trial ho called Deacon Potter us n
witness , to prove how valuable the
land was , The deacon was sworn and
asked If he knew the land.
"Yes , " he replied , "I know every
foot of It. "
"What do you think It Is worth , Mr.
Potter ? " was the next question.
Thu old man paused a moment and
then said , slowly : "If I had as many
dollars us my yoke of oxen could
draw on a sled on glazed Ice I
vow I would not give a dollar an
aero for HI" Youth's Companion.
Social Progress.
"The Pllters are getting on rapidly ,
aren't they ? "
"Indeed , yes. They used to employ
a washerwoman , but now they have
a laundress. " Uehohoth Sunday Her
ald.
Nothing will thaw the frigid heart
of a man as quickly no u pretty wo
man's tears.
Nebraska Directory
Bf you wish to be
Cured of
Constipation
Use
Uncle Sam
A delightful food made
from wheat and flax na
ture's own remedy.
Ask your grocer
He Certainly Knows
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jlo ouHtoui Work our
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Hrnd for iirleeu nnd tiifc's.
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kODAkY AND KODAK FINISHING
Mntl order * lvrn nnrclnl ntlrntlon. All kinds
ftmatour Buppllos ttrlcUy frosn. Honil for culalouua.
LINCOLN PHOTO SUPPLY CO.
Lincoln , Nob.
l > u juu want tlin Host Corn yhcllor made ? It to ,
Innlitun I '
MARSEILLES CORN SHELLER
Wtlto ( or catalog or tea roar local dealer.
JOHN DEERE PLOW CO. , OMAHA
Bold by IhaBnt Deafen. Wentllucnfl ( o pupil. . -
cli rionrwo1pt otllcU-ln nUmps , a 15-Inch , ban ]
inaple.trnuixlKodnile. JOHN Q. WOODWARD
ft CO."Tha Candy Men"CounollBluffa , la.
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r < iy the binned price for
CREA
RUPTURE
few days without a surgical operation
* or detention from business. No par
will ta nccepted until the patient Is
completely nutUtlcil. Write or call on
FRANTZ H. WRAY , M. D.
Room 300 Bee Dido. , Omaha , Neb.
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p , "I UK loVr lip
ttia.MiMii < i. " it win toll
you Uie puulbllltlM of
lllbtwni , cloves , fun ,
necktie * , plumrn , cor-
Mt , dlppera , .klrtt ,
jacket. , vrtliU , Hag. ,
Tell. , orercoati , angora rocs , bath robes , uiattrcssot ,
blankets , pllluna , ulllc unilurvrciir , parncolB , fonthcr
boas , uniforms , loUgo paraphernalia , billiard table
furors , laon IxHlnpreailn , imifTs , I u r rugs nnd mount
ings , Intculns , swcators. huts , bath ruus , oriental
runs , fancy work , bland coreri. carrlago robos.
party dronKes , opera coats , laro curtains. Inner
Vctls. ihanln , llnncrlo , men's nulls , cushions , bear
and tlaer mats , Ukbesund hundrodsotother tulncs.
We tuivo the largest cleaning ami dyeing estab
lishment In ttiowutu lOOUOfretof MoorBpacoca !
pacity , S.OUQKiiniiniiU per ilay. Members National
Association at Uloiinura unil Dyorn. KxpriMiuuo
paid one way to any point In U. U. 'XUornrlto
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Best Prices
THE
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Taking Care of Yourself.
There never wns a tlrno when people
ple pnld ns much attention to their
liefiUh nnd ntrcngth its they do no\v.
Thna wna when fine Block nnd flno
horsofl were fed rnoro ciirefully than
humnn bolngs.
The result of properly balanced ra
tions has worked wonders with stock
and recent experiments nro proving
that the fiiimo thing Is true of man
kind.
It has been found thnt Quaker Oats
eaten often nnd regularly taking the
place of heavy , greasy foods will work
wonders In the health and strength of
R family. .
School children fed frequently on
Quaker Onto thrive physically and nro
always capable of the best work at
BchooL For athletes , laborers , It Is
the best food. . Ono of the attractive
features of Quaker Oats In the perfect
way It Is packed. Besides the regular
size- package there Is the large size
family packnge. 10
French Canals.
The greatest era of canal building
In Franco has been the present pe
riod. The aim In building them has
been to unify , to complete , to cheap
en. Another great work done by the
republic has been the unifying of all
the waterways ; depth , breadth of the
canals , distance between the locks
have been made uniform throughout
the country , so that the 30x40 canals ,
built at different periods In the course
of centuries , arc now as ono single
canal conveying goods to till parts of
Franco and to all her principal sea
ports. The canals are under state su
pervision. They are built and kept
up by state engineers. The Invest
ment for building canals Is valuable ,
because of what It yields , of what It
helps , and also of what It prevents.
The canals act as a kind of rate bill ,
an automatic , self-regulating ono. In
the regions ( northeast of Franco ) al
though canals are Improved nnd In
creased In great number , are still In
adequate , trnlllc Increasing more and
tuore. In those parts you will often
see the water covered with flat-bot
tom bouts of 300 tons , loaded with
goods to the brim. M. Jussorand ,
French ambassador.
The School Lunch and Dyspepsia.
It Is very Important that the meal
oaten at recess be a warm ono , nnd
whenever possible It should be prepared -
pared nnd eaten at home. Until a
child Is 10 or 12 years old It must
have Its dinner or principal meal of
the day at noon. The rest of the
household may dlno In the evening ,
but for the youngster so heavy a re
past near bedtime Is certain to bo
deleterious. A bundle of cold sand
wiches will not serve as a substitute
for the midday dinner , for the child
needs not only warm , home-cooked
food , but also the walk homo , the bit
of play on the way nnd the hour's
forgetfulness of lessons. Leonard
ICeeno Hlrshberg , M. D. , in the Deline
ator.
New England Pie.
Some poor dweller In the benight
ed beyond of Chicago asks what a real
Now England pie Is like. It probably
will not help him to bo told , but if
ho means apple , It Is like an essay by
Emerson liquefied with the music ot
Massenet nnd spiced with the cyni
cism of Shaw ; 1C ho means pumpkin ,
It is Ilka some of Gounod's music
heard in a landscape all sun and flow
ers. It is too early yet to describe
*
the mlnco pies of1909 , but last .year's
and last year was not nn extraor
dinary good year were llko an In
crease In salary , and n present from
homo arriving on the day when one's
conscience wns behaving Itself. Bos
ton Globe.
Beautiful Structures Dreams Realized.
Every beautiful structure Is the
dream of the architect. St. Paul's is
but a dream of Christopher Wren.
Without the dreamers the world would
bo a dull place. Dreamers lifted 1t
out of the darkness of barbarism and
Ignorance nnd placed It in the white
light of civilization and knowledge.
For a Poor Memory.
"Say , Mayme , what's that ring on
your finger for ? "
"That's so I won't forget that I
promised to marry Tommy. Beats n
string for looks , too. "
Dr. Plerco's PellMn , mnnll. Rnuur-coated , rnsr to
take as cunily , mrulutu turn Invliiurulu kloumcli ,
llrer and IxmoU. IX ) nut grlpo.
It's a lot easier for a child to In
herit red hair than brains.
For Asthma , Bronchitis and
all Throat Troubles Take
PI SO'
* CtJRE
The relief is as quick as it is certain.
Pleasant to take and guaranteed
absolutely free from opiates.
All Dnif cUts , 25 cents.
A" least to
And Had becojW" eng henations.
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'Mong the Pilgrim1 fplMsto sUjidNand sturdy ?
WasAnd "weeK-da5Sabb th , fe f/om mirth , -ft , , ,
And ne'er gurdy.
Twas celebrated in mo'se
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With one t , and with o fe thought only ,
To give is meed of-fSraise
For o'er his people lonely :
That h iven to them his graqe"J
And fthe Dearth to , y-iejd i dower.
That th pace
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Fee
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The turfo | sKiesjWvrayV
And'oh r _ ir * uv > / - ,2T
Or sought ' .
The fee
And doughty
E'en Elder
Bagged turKeys ) h ffle
As hunger RjtSrKf the :
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In the PlymoutK Cgoji- Jbciedl
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Became the typicaW" Afe'
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And Kno spas h % nearNs h old farrVi-hous'e ,
And ) l "aVs h turK y ' | ; 6 'xirid "gobble , "
That joy Sxhsthougli cl thca | in blouse ,
± * f 3nk . 4 4\V * Ai % fcf N * * - VrPv"j - * * s. < * pl Y V OV V10
training
Know ihat -
And hearts to ! its | d-time cpntent
From worldly orrpj s e'efv.are turning ,
While sinful souls , t&earth-life lent ,
Fain fbr the heavenly rest are yearning.
Not long ago n llttlo girl was asked
by another llttlo girl what she usually
did on Thanksgiving day. "I cat all
I can hold of good things , " was her
quick reply. "That's u pity , " re
marked her questioner , "for It doubt-
lotm makes you ill , and does nobody
good. Now , I oujoy a good dinner ,
( no , but I cat In moderation. And I
carry a basket of nice things to some
poor sick person who otherwise
might not get any Thanksgiving din
ner. "
If every child who has a good home
and plenty to eat on Thanksgiving
day would remember the words of
the thoughtful and kind-hearted llttlo
girl quoted above there would be
cause for much rejoicing and tlmnk-
fulness on the day that wo all look
forward to with so much anticipation.
But It Is a fact , sad to relate , that
too many persons not merely chil
dren , but grown-ups as well think of
Thanksgiving merely as a day of
feasting I might nay of gorging. Par
ents make the mistake of not remind
ing their children of the needy poor
whose tables nro without the good
things to eat on that day of all days
when plenty Is supposed to bo la or-
cry home. If the children of ovary well-
to-do family would take it upon them
selves to ask their mother for a basket
of well-prepared and wholesome food
to carry to some poor family where
otherwise there might bo no Thanks
giving cheer the day would Indeed
be ono deserving of the name given
it. And on the same day they might
carry to some poor sick person a bou
quet of flowers and a nice warm garment - ,
ment or a pair of slippers. Any little
deed of kindness to the unfortunate
will enrich your own pleasures for
the day and make you feel more de
serving of the plenty that has fallen
to your lot.
Remember the poor , the unhappy ,
the sick , Is a good motto for every
child to pin over his dresser mirror a
few days before Thanksgiving. And
when the day arrives he'll find such
Joy In the knowledge that he Is mak
ing some ono soul the happier by his
kindness. Just try It , boys and girls.
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Hon. Luther Burbank
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quality of any apple 1 have so far tested , " and Mr. Burbank knows.
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STARK BRO'S NURSERIES & ORCHARDS CO. . LOUISIANA , MO.
The RAYO LAMP is a high-grade lamp , sold al a low price.
There are lamps that cost more , but there is no better lamp at any
price. The Burner , the Wick , the Chimney-Holdcr all are
vital things in a lamp ; these parts of the RAYO LAMP are
perfectly constructed and there is nothing known in the nrt of
lamp-making that could add to the value of the RAYO as
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MAID FOUND A FEW THINGS
As a Result , Brooklyn Woman Came
Home to Make a Few Remarks
to Hubby.
Irving Berlin , the author of "My
Wife's Gone to the Country , " said at
a recent dinner In New York.
"A true happening was the Inspira
tion of this song.
"In July n Brooklyn wonjan set out
for Ocean Grove , and on her arrival
discovered that her watch , a small af
fair , was missing. She thought il j
had probably dropped on the thick ,
soft dining-room rug , so she wired to
the maid at home :
" 'Let mo know If you find anything
on rug In dining-room. '
"A few days later she got from
the maid a letter saying :
" 'Dear Madam : I was to let you
know if I found anything on the din
Ing-room rug. This Is what I found
this morning : Three champagne corks
18 cigar butts , five cigarette ends , four
blue chips , 36 burnt matches and one
pink satin slipper. ' "
A GREAT ANNOYANCE.
Kidney Disease Shows Many Painful
and Unpleasant Symptoms.
George S. Crowell , 1109 Broadway ,
Helena , Mont , says : "I was troubled
with a disordered
condition of the kid
neys , some backache
and Irregular pass
ages of secretions. At
times I was obliged
10 gee up out 01 ucu
at night , and the
urine was unnatural J
In appearance. On the
advice of a friend I ,
procured Doan's Kidney Pills and
began using them. This remedy helped
mo at once , strengthened ray kidneys
and corrected the 'disordered condi
tion. "
Remember the name Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster *
Mllburn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y.
Getting In Deep.
The ladies devoted to reform were
In session.
"I believe , " said one , "that only
good mun should bo permitted to
marry. "
"But , " Interposed a second , "would
not such a radical policy be promo-
live of race suicide ? "
On the Instant they perceived that
they had tackled a real problem.
Lucky Christopher.
Columbus told his greatest joy.
"I have made an Atlantic trip with
out tips , " ho cried.
Herewith ho pitied those who were
to follow him.
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They also relieve Dls-
ITTLE trcBstrora Dyspepsia , In
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WESTERN CANADA
What Governor Denoon , of Illinois. .
Says About It :
rnor Dennen , of Illinois , owns a noo-
lou ot limit In Hiukatcbonan.
Cunniln. Ho ba. Bald In
nn Interview :
"As nn American I am
ucllihtoj to BOO the ro-
morknlilo proRroHs.of
Wcatorn Canada. Oar
people nro flocJdnc acrosa
the boandnry In thoa-
cands , and I have not yet
mot ono nlio admitted
ho hod mailo n mlstokn.
They are all doing well.
Ihero IH scnropl/ u com
munity in the Middle or
Western SlulM thnt has
not B rnprcdontatlvo In Manitoba ,
Bavkatchotran or Alberto. "
125 Million Bushels of
Wheat in 1909
Wosti-rn Canada field oropn for
190V will onslly ylol.l to the farm-
ur 170OOUOOU.OU In rnsli.
Frfolloinnitfiiiliof KlOnrroi.
nuil iiru-cMiiittloiiH or lUOucron
at # : i.OO nil arro. Itnilwny and
prices. Many fnrni-
era liuvo imlil for tlii-lr land nut
< if the prmvols f ono crop.
Splcndm olliiiuto. Rood wlicmli , ,
t > icollcnt rnllitny racllltliit.Iow
frelelit rnli * * , wood , \vnter anil
lumber cnpilly olilnliml.
i-ormiphlct"Iji t llwit Wrut. "
pnrtloiilura an to ealtnblo lotntion
nnd low upttlera * rnte , npply to
Bup't of Immigration. Ottuwn ,
Uua. , or to Canadian Oov't Asout.
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801 New York Lid Bldg. Omaha , Xib.
( DtouilJrpsa nearest yon. ) [ 1 ]
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