< xss\s\s oW SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 50fA BOTTLE The'Best Kind Of Life Insurance ia health insurance. The best way to insure the health of your family when any member gets in a "run-down" condition , is to use a tonic that removes the causa of the ill-health. Such a tonic is A "run down" condition Is generally due to the failure of the digestive organs to properly digest the food. Dr. D. Jayne'a Vermifuge tones up the digestive organs so that they supply the body with proper nourishment , and in this way bring about last * ing health. Ordinary tonics simply supply food material in predigested form , and consequently quently are only effective 03 long as the tonic is taken. Sold by all Druggists two sizes , SOc and 35c. Dr. D. Jayne't Expectorant has been rellevlnc and curing Coughs , Cold3und similar aliments for nearly four generations. Nebraska Directory ] ) o you mint tint Host Corn Sliiilk-r nmdu ? If Insist on l MARSEILLES CORK SHELLER Write forcntuloKor sow jour local dealer. JOHN DEERE PLOW CO. , OMAHA Pays the highest price for Bold liy the Best Dealers. Wo w 111 pend to pupils a toaeherrt on m-ol.it of 15Us. In etumpn , a IWncIi , Inrt maple. Irassod edrule. JOHN G. WOODWARD & CO."Tlio Candy Mon"Councll Bluffa , | o. Impi'ovpcl mid unimproved farmu In eastern South Dnkotn for wile on CROP PAYMENTS or 10 YEARS TIME Will oicct iMilUlliipion any farm on Krum > easy tt-rniH. Price WJ to10 per ivcre. For lUts iniipH , cti-.ii < 1.1rctH ALEX. H. RAIT , Tai-mcn & Merchants' Bide. . 15th and O Sts. . Lincoln. Neb. Hubbnr Stamps , Stencils , Seals , Tm Jo Checks , s. Ktc * . . . . . * k- rletlea per- mum-lit ly few ilays without a mirfrlcal operation or iletuntlou from biihlnehu. No pay will be accepted until the patient Is completely satisfied. Write or ca'l ' on FRANTZ H. WRAY , M. D. Boom 306 Bee Dido. , Omaha , Neb. RUBBERS . / ' Best Made your Dealer for Goods with this brand American Hand-Sewed Slioe Go , OMAHA DACKACHE IS KIDNEYACHE. There Are Other Troubles to Prove It. Pnln In the back la pnln In the hid- noys , In moat cases , and It points to the need of n spe cial remedy to re- inovo nnd euro the congestion or In flammation of the kidneys that Is In terfering with their work and causing that pain that makes you say : "Oh , my back. " Thompson Watkins - kins , professional nurse , -120 N. 23rd St. , Parsons , Kan. , says : "For some tlmo I was annoyed with sharp twinges across the small of my back and Ir regular passages of the kidney secre tions. Since using Doan's Kidney Pills , I am free from these troubles. " Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster- Mllburn Co. . Buffalo , N. Y. THE CLEVER GIRL. "Your father ordered some wood from me this morning , miss. Do you know whether he wants hard or soft ? " . "Oh or not too hard. " New Geyser In Yellowstone Park. For a few days past there have been indications of an eruption of seine kind near the Fountain hotel in Yel lowstone park , says a dispatch from Mammoth Hot Springs , Wyo. Now a new and magnificent geyser has bro ken out In full force about 100 feet north of the regular Fountain geyser near Fountain hotel. This new geyser , which does not appear to affect any of the others In that vicinity , played to a height of 150 to 200 feet , throwing off immense quantities of hot water , mud and steam. The new geyser does not play regularly as does Old Faithful , but at short intervals , the eruptions occurring five or six hours apart , and lasting about one hour. Many Were Tn the Same Boat. According to the Saturday Evening Post , this is a story heard with much glee by congress during the last days of the Roosevelt administration : During the recent cold spell in Washington , a man , shivering and ragged , knocked at the door of a K street house and said to the lady : "Please , madam , give me something to eat. I am suffering severely from exposure. " "You must be more specific , " the lady replied. "Are you a member of the senate or of the house ? " In the Beginning. "Yours is certainly an unusual case * , " said the lawyer , "and It will bo necccssary to consult a number of books. " "So ? " queried the client. "Yes , " answered the legal light , "and wo will begin with your pocket- book. " A Ready Explanation. "What Is the reason you were so late in discovering the north pole ? " "Well , " answered the explorer , "you see they have such long nights In the arctic regions that I overslept. " Wherein They Differ. Her When a man starts to talk ho never stops to think. Him And when a woman starts she never Chinks to stop. I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue ; he approaches nearest to the gods who knows how to be silent oven whnn ho Is in the right. Cato. Devote each day to the object then In hand , and the evening will find something done. Gootho. A BANKER'S NERVE Broken by Coffee and Restored by Postum. A hanker needs perfect control of the nerves , and a clear , quick , accu rate brain. A prominent banker of Chattanooga tells how ho keeps him self In condition : "Up to 17 years of age I was not allowed to drink coffee , but as soon ns I got out in the world I began to use it and grew very fond of It. For some years I noticed no bad effects from its use , but in time it began to affect me unfavorably. My hands trembled , the muscles of my face twitched , my men tal processes seemed slow and In other ways my system got out of order. These conditions grew so bad at last that I had to give up coffee altogether. "My attention having been drawn to Postum , I began its use on leaving off the coffee , and it gives me pleasure to testify to its value. I find it a delicious beverage ; like It just as well as I did coffee , and during the years that I have used Postum I have been free from the distressing symptoms that ac companied the use of coffee. The nerv ousness has entirely disappeared , nnd I am ns steady of hand as a boy of 25 , though I am more than 92 years old. I owe all this to Postum. " "There's a Reason. " Read the little book , "Tho Road to Wollvllle , " in pkgs. Grocers sell. IJ\er ri-Hit < ! IP nlxiMIrttrrf A new one HiiprnrH from time to ( line. They nre > Kentllite , true , nud full of liuiuuu luterrnt. NEBRASKA NEWS AND NOTES. Items of Interest Taken From Hero and There Over the State. Several farmers near Sargcant have reported cattle dying lu the com stalks. Ten requests for teachers came to the ofllce of the Peru normal school In one day. Calls are coming In dally from Nebraska , Oklahoma , Callfoinla , Kansas , Missouri and other states. Corn buskers want 5 cents a bushel for picking corn In the vicinity of Wyoming , and they claim It will bo hard work making living wages at that. The yield In that vicinity will run about llfteen to eighteen bushels per aero. To his father , as his next best friend , the Burlington Railroad com pany paid the sum of $ SOO to Edmund Hodgson of Grand Island , the 8-year- old child , who recently was run over by a freight car and who lost part of an arm and part of a leg. Without a relative In the .world , M. Gregorian , an Armenian , who came to Madison county twenty-six years ago , and who by day labor saved $ 4,000 , died recently and willed his money to three hospitals , two In New York City and one In Omaha. Annie Griflln , the Chicago younk woman who jabbed Chief of Police Pe terson of Fremont with a hatpin throe or four weeks ago , was found by the Insanity commission to be a lit sub ject for treatment at the asylum at Lincoln. One of the largest nnd most suc cessful breeders' sales this season was held In York county on the Ce dar Bank farm. This was u sale of pure bred Poland-Chinas that sold as high as $110. Milwaukee ( Wls. ) dispatch : Nebras ka university won the llrst In the judging contest at the dairy show here , taking three throphics. W. Forbes won ilrst In the Individual con test. test.The The State Normal Glco club has made arrangements to sing at the State Teachers' association nt Lincoln In November. They have also agreed to give programs at several places on the way back. There Is an excellent opportunity for a laundryman at Albion. There is a laundry equipped for business , but the proprietor met with a serious ac cident last spring , and since then all work has been shipped away. The Western Seed Irrigation compa ny of Fremont has 2,000 pounds of cucumber seeds harvested from 152 acres in the vicinity of Albion. The company contracts with the farmers and pays 22 cents per pound harvest ed , or 10 cents per pound just for the growing. In the fall hoys are hired to pick them up at $1.75 a day. The threshing engine and separator of T. L. Eggart went through a bridge on Turkey creek near Do Witt. The engineer was pinned under the engine when It fell to the bottom of the creek , but fortunately he suffered only bruises on the legs and arms. The machinery was damaged to the extent of ? COO. Horse thieves made a big haul In Grand Island , when they secured two teams of heavy draft horses , one from John Tilley and one from Mr. Marc nnd taking a harness from the Grand Island Electric company stables and a wagon from another barn. The two teams were valued at $500 and $400 each and the total vnluo of the proper ty is over $1,000. Willie Higstl of Milford , 15 years old , shot off the head of Herman Kurz , 17 years old , following a dispute over which could husk the most corn. Kurz pointed his gun at the Hlghstl boy. The latter raised his own weapon and llred. Half -the youth's head was blown off by the charge of shot and death was instantaneous. The Hlghstl boy claims he supposed the gun was unloaded. Pawnee and Ncmaha counties which were not by any means the winners in the county collective agricultural contest at the Nebraska state fair , took their exhibit to the Missouri Valley fair at Kansas City , Mo. , and won Ilrst and second places in the agricultural contest. The two coun ties brought away a total of $850 in cash prizes. Pawnee county won the first prize of $400 In the county col lective exhibit and Nenmhn county won second prize , $250. The beds of silica sand near Beaver City comprising several hundred acres , have been opened and the sand is being shipped In carload lots to Cambridge , Mass. , where It will bo used by a large manufacturing concern corn , hut for what purpose has noi been disclosed. These beds of silica have been known for years. In 1892 options were secured upon them by a large concern at Cleveland , O. , and several carloads wore shipped east , It was claimed to polish glass. Among those who will speak at the National Corn Show In Omaha are Glf- ford Pinchot , chief forest.r In the de partment of Mie Interior ; Wlllet M. Hays , assistant secretary of agricul ture ; the governors of Nebraska , Colorado rado , Missouri and North Dakota ; James J. Hill , builder of the Great Northern and head of a railroad em pire ; presidents , deans and profes sors of the state universities and agri cultural colleges of Nebraska , Kan sas , Missouri , Iowa , the Dakotas and Illinois. D. J. W. Knlkus , who has been lo cated In Nebraska City for some time , has been tendered and has accepted the position of state veterinarian for the state of Washington nnd the chair of pathalogy in t.ie state university. Isaac Troyer , the Wymoro man ar rested several days ago for alleged bootlegging , was arraigned and plead ed not guilty. His bond was llxed ut $500 and being unable to furnish same was remanded to the county jail. Troyer claims that there are others In the deal nnd threatens to "start [ something" when the proper time comes The Imitatoro. Nonmount of force or persuasion , on the pnrt o the imitators is grcnt enough to even budge it from its present firm hold on the minds of the people. This has been emphatically demonstrated several times during the past few years. Imitations have come and gone , but Kellogg's goes on with an ever increasing demand. This proves that the people won't be fooled by inferior qua\ity. \ , They know the goodness of Kellogg's and they invariably come back to it. Try it yourself today. At all Grocers. § 1,000 GOLD AND SILVER TROPHY flor She BEST EAR OF CORN to bo known as VV. K. Etcllono National Corn Trophy to bo given at the National Corn Exposition. OMAHA. NED. , December 6ti ! to IStli , 1909. For the purpose of cncournKtng tlio better breeding In corn for improving tha quality , W. K. Kellogg. President of the Tousled Corn 1'lnko Co. . offers n $1,000.00 beautiful solid Bold nnd silver trophy to the person crowing the best ear of corn In two different seasons. The first season's specimen to bo sent to the National Corn Repo sition. Omaha , Neb. , before November 27th , 1909 , Thii offer Is open to every man , woman anil chllil In the United States. It will be judged by the leading corn authority of the world , I'rof. 1' . G. Holdon. Watch this ) paper for further particulars. t Look for This Signa ture KELLOGG TOASTED CORN FLAKE CO. ; Battle Crcelt. Mich. IT IS. She John Henry ! 1 wonder how you can hit there and look me in the face. lie So do I , my love ; but It's sur prising what a recklessly bravo mail can do ! LEWIS' " 8INGLE BINDER. " A hand-made cigar fresh from the table , wrapped In foil , thus keeping fresh until omoked. A fresh cigar made of good tobacco Is the ideal smoke. The old , well cured tobaccos used are BO rich In quality that many who formerly smoked lOc cigars now smoke Lewis' Single I3lnder Straight 5c. Lewis' Single Binder costs the dealer some more than other 5c cigars , but the higher price enables this fac tory to use extra quality tobacco. There are many Imitations ; don't ho fooled. There Is no substitute ! Tell the dealer you want a Lewis "Single Cinder. " _ _ _ Joke Medicine. Ho Is a very practical , serious- minded man of business. The other day he met a friend , and related to him an alleged joke , and at its con clusion laughed long and heartily. The friend looked awkward for a moment , and then said : "You'll have to excuse me , old man , but I don't see the point. " "Why , to tell you the truth , 1 don't just see the point myself. But I've inr-'de ' It a rule to laugh at all jokes ; I think It's good for the health. " Deafness Cannot Be Cured Dy local applications , an they cannot reach I lie dis eased portion ol the car. 'llicro la only one \vny to cure dc.ifncsa , and that H by constitutional remedies. Deafness la caused l > y an Inllaincil condition u ( the mucous llnlni ? of the Kustuclilrui Tube.Shen this tubu Is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Im- perlect hearing , and when It to entirely closed , Deaf ness la the result , and units ) the Inllimmatlon can bo taKcn out and this tube nstored to Its normal condi tion , hearing will bo clcstrojul forever ; iilno cases out of ten uro caused by Catarrh , nlikli Li nothing but nn Inflamed condition of the mucous nurtures. We will slvc One Hundred Dollnra for any case of DcafncHS ( caused by catarrh ) that cannot tin cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars , free. I1. J. CHUNKY & . CO. . Tolido , O. Bold by DrtienlstH. 76e lake Hull's Tumlly rills for constipation. Didn't Stay There. Father Didn't 1 tell you I would whip you If I caught you In the water again ? ( Son Yes , sir , and that's the reason I hurried out when I saw you coming. What can harm ua If we are true to ourselves and to what wo think Is right ? Black. The highest medical authority on foods , Sir James Crichton Browne , LL. D. F. R. S. of London , gives the best reasons for eating more In an article published in the Youth's Companion of Septem ber 23rd , 1909 , Dr. Browne , the great medical authority on foods , says , about brain and muscle building "There is one kind of food that seems to me of marked value as a food to the brain and to the whole body throughout childhood and .adolescence ( youth ) , and that is oatmeal. "Oats are the most nutritious of all the cereals , being richer in fats , organic phosphorus and lecithins. " lie says oatmeal is gaining ground with the well-to-do of Great Britain. lie speaks of it as the mainstay of the Scottish laborer's diet and says it iiro- Good to ( Her Husband. "George , dear , " said Mrs. Doveklns , who had como downstairs In time to pour the coffee , "I'm going to walk to the car with you this morning. Aren't you glad ? " "Very glad , Indeed , lovey. It's so nice of you to think of mo and to get up early for the purpose of making It unnecessary to walk those dismal three blocks alone. How much do you want ? " How She Knew. The cartoonist's wife was talking tea a friend. "I just know Fred didn't want to work at the olllco last night , " she said. "Why , how do you know ? " was asked. "Because In his sleep ho said : 'Well , I'll stay , but I don't want to draw. ' " Lippincott's Magazine. A Frcncch Scholar. As William bent over her fair face he whispered : "Darling , if I should ask you in French If I might kiss you , what would you answer ? " She , calling up her scanty knowl edge of the French language , ex claimed , "Billet doux. " Tit-Bits. A inQ JL JLcWkJ ) The great success of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis covery in curing weak stomachs , wasted bodies , weak lungs , nnd obstinate nnd lingering coughs , is based on the recognition of the fundamental truth that "Golden Medical Discovery" supplies Nature with bodybuilding - ing , tissue-repairing , muscle-making materials , in con densed and concentrated form. With this help Nature supplies the necessary strength to the stomach to digest food , build up the body and thereby throw oil lingering obstinate coughs. The "Discovery" rs-cstablislies the digestive and nutritive organs in sound health , purifies nnd enriches the blood , nnd nourishes the nerves in short establishes sound vigorous health. / / your rfea/cr otters something "lust as it Is probably better FOR HIM'-It pays better. But you are thinking of the euro not tlio profit , so there's nothing "lust as &ood" tor you. Say so. Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser , In Plain English ; or , Med icine Simplified , 1008 700 illustrations revised pages , over , newly up-to-date Ldition , paper-bound , sent for 21 one-cent stamps , to cover cost of mulling only. Cloth-hound , 31 stamps. Address Dr. U. V. Pierce , Huflulo N. Y. duces big-boned well-devel a - , - oped , mentally energetic race. His experiments prove that good oatmeal such as Quaker Oats not oivly furnishes the best food for the human be ing , but eating it strengthens and enlarges the thyroid gland this gland is intimately con nected with the nourishing pro cesses of the body. In conclusion he says "It seems probable therefore that the bulk and brawniness of the Northerners ( meaning the Scotch ) has been in some measure due to the stimulation of the thyroid gland by oatmeab porridge ridge in childhood. " The Scotch eat Quaker Oats because it is the best of all oatmeals. PoalUvcly cured by these Little Pills. Thojr also relieve Dli tresHfrom Dynpcp livIiv dlgcHtlon unil Too Hearty Kitting. A perfect rca * edy for Dlzzlnehu , Kau hou , UrowHlncHH , In4 Taste In the Mouth , Cant * ert Tongue , Pain In tb Side , TORPID LIVER. They regulate the BowolH. Purely Vegetnbla SMALL PILL , SMALL DOSE , SMALL PRICE , Genuine Must Bear GARTERS Fac-Similo Signature JITTLE IVER PILLS. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. that follows taking a dose of castor oil , salts or calomel , is about the worst you can enOure Ugh it gives one the creeps. You don't have to have it CASCARETS move the bowels tone up the liver without these bad feelings. Try them. oa CASCAURTS ioc a bor for a treatment , nil druprfrists. Hippest seller iu the uorlil. Mllllou boxes a month. R" " Live Stock nnd Miscellaneous Electrotype In great variety for sale at the lowest prices by WHSTEItN NRWSIMPKIt UNION 554 W. Adorns St. , CHICAGO OEFI&KCE STARCH- & > ounce paekagu ) to other etarcli'M only U oniicos nmu price anil "DEFIANCE" IS SUPERIOR QUALITY. W. N. U. , LINCOLN , NO. 43 , 1909. ? 2 . dje1 ? > 0Soaauao9/l.loii11.11 Hb sTha d > ' " " a'er ' belter than an other dye. You can dro tv.itnouUipplnaapirt. Wnlo lor Ijeo UooUtt-How to Die , Bleach and MuColuri , MONROE DltUB CO , Qulnay , Illinois.