FAMOUS DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION. LATER REALIZATION "I don't see why you make such a fuss over every llttlo bill I run up. Be fore wo were married you told mo you were well off. " "So I was. But I didn't know It ! " Poverty and Consumption. That poverty Is a friend to consump tion Is demonstrated by some recent uerman statistics , wnicu suuw umi ui 10,000 well-to-do persons 40 annually die of consumption ; of the same num ber only moderately well-to-do , CO ; of the same number of really poor , 77 ; and of paupers , 97. According to John Burns , the famous English labor lead er , 90 per cent of the consumptives In London receive charitable relief In their homes. How's This ? We offer Ono Hundred Dollars Howard for any ease ot Catarrh that cannot bo cured by Ilall'i Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO. . Toledo. O. We. the undersigned , have kuown F. J. Cheney for the last 15 jeare , and bcllcvo him perfectly hon orable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his firm. WALDINO. KINNA.V & MAHVIV , Wholesale Dnicqlsts , Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Cure 13 taken Internally , acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ot the system. Testimonials cent free. 1'rlco 75 cents pet bottle. Sold by all Drueelsts. Take Hall's Family Pills ( or constipation. Secret of Happiness. I have lived to know that the great secret of human happiness is this : Never suffer your energies to stag nate. The old adage of "too many irons in the fire" convoys an untruth you cannot have too many poker , tongs and all keep them going. Adam Clark. HA VIS YOU CIIir.UT.ATN8 ? If so , yon ulll wulcomo I'orry Jivls' 1'alnklllcrnlth ItseoothlnK and hfnlliiReirect. Equally ( rood for rhou- inaUfiu.lmubugoorfrostbltcs. In2io&cWe boUloi Smith So the will was read ? Jones ves ; out me air was uiue. Many who used to Bmokc lOo cigars are now biuoking Lewis' Single Binder straight Cc. The only way to get something for nothing Is to start a fight about it. Dr. Plcrco's Pleasant Pellets regulate and Invle- nruto stomach , liver anil bowels , tiugur-coatou , tiny granules , easy to take as canJv. After breaking a $5 bill the pieces are soon lost. Nebraska Directory MARSEILLES GRAIN ELEVATORS nro the bent ; liihlst on having them. ABI ! jour local dealer , or JOHN DEERE PLOW CO. OMAHA CORNELL ENGRAVING GO. Unit Tones and Line Etchings. New and com plete engraving plant. 249 N. llth St. , Lincoln. FULL LINE OF PHOTO SUPPLIES Let us make you figures on jour bill. Good grades , quick shipment and low prices. Direct to consumer. F.W. Brown Lumber Co , , Lincoln , Neb , Improved nnd unimproved farms In eastern boiith Dakota tor sale on CROP PAYMENTS or 10 YEARS TIME Will erect buildings on nny farm ousanieeaur tciuiB. Trleo J.M to 810 per acre. Vov lists , f maps , etc , ii < li1ics < ) ALCX. II. RAIT , Farmers & Merchant * ' BMg. , 15th and O SU. . Lincoln , Neb. Used and SecomWiaml. Wo offer Bomo of Am- rrluu'H lending miikcH at ICHS tlmu Imlf price. Klmbnll. $1W ) . Fisher. 8175. Klngsbury , CUX ( Steger , Wia. Mueller , $100. Arlon$157. GCHMOLLER & MUELLER PIANO CO. Kstabllbhed IBM 133 G. llth Street Lincoln , Nebraska B&airioe Creamery Go. Fays the hlcliest price for y HERBERT E. GOOCH CO. BROKERS AND DEALERS Grain , Provisions. Stocks , Cotton Main Office. 204-205 Fraternity DMe. Lincoln , Nebraika. Bell Phone 613 Auto Phone 2659 Largest House In State. Edison Amazed by Electrical Display NEW YORK. The $1,000,000 elec trical display on the Hudson river In connection with the Hudson-Fulton fete brought forth sorao Interesting comments from Thomas A. Edison , who stands ut the head of Uio list among American "electrical wizards. " "It was wonderful ! It was wonder ful ! " ho exclaimed. "It far surpassed my expectations. Mr. Edison was reminded by his caller that but for his discoveries and development In electricity the display would have been impossible. "You have put the case too strong ly , " ho responded , "and this is no ex pression of modesty on my part , either. If I hadn't done what I have done , somebody else would have done It. It."I "I judged that the first night's dis play oh the Hudson took about 100,000 horse power of electricity. When you reflect that we now are able to utilize only about three per cent , of the effi ciency of electricity after wo have It harnessed , and that 97 per cent , ut terly goes to waste , you will get some Idea of how far a little of the mysteri ous fluid , or fire , or whatever It may be called goes. " "Then do you not yet know , Mr. Edi son , what electricity Is ? " The wizard's face assumed n tense expression. "If only I or anybody else know what It was wo might do something really worth while , " ho said. "Wo know some of the things of Us mani festation. But the best Informed of us really know very little of Its power , of Us mystery , of Us awe. However , It will not bo long now until somebody discovers the means by which to con serve the huge mass of It that at pres ent goes to waste. "There.aro thirty or forty thousand easnest men all over the world workIng - Ing diligently on this and the myriad other problems that nro balking the development of the science. I would not bo surprised any day to learn that one of this great host of workers had solved the riddle of waste. "When It comes It will appear a simple little thing. Maybe in bulk It will work wonders. It will reduce the cost so materially that our cities will bo moro brilliantly lighted every where , nnd the cost to private con sumers will bo more than cut In two. I hope that may come about soon. Wo must dovlso some means of conserva tion of the tremendous , almost Incal culable energy that dally goes to waste through our present Ignorance and the Inefficiency of our machin ery. " City Teeters on Ledge of Tilting Rock curious facts about the rocky SOME ledge , on the shelving slope ot which lower New York , with Its mil lions of tons of skyscrapers , teeters , have been revealed by the engineers who have been boring hundreds of feet below the surface in connection with the plunger elevators In the big office buildings. The center shafts in these elevators go as deep Into the ground as the shaft itself is high. The plunger shaft in a building 400 feet high , for Instance , must have a hole dug for it 400 feet deep , into which it can sink every time the elevator goes down into the basement. At Rector and Church streets , under the United States Express Company building , the rock ledge Is .10 feet be low the surface. Just a few hundred feet to the northward this rocky ledge Is GO feet down under the ground. Under the old Times building , at Park row and Spruce street , the ledge Js 100 feet below the surface. It lies at the greatest depth yet found 150 feet under the southeast corner of the Tribune building , at Nassau and Spruce streets. Under the Waldorf- Astoria hotel the ledge comes to the surface. The rocky ledge Is hardest over on the east side of the city , and gets more chalky and crumbly toward the Hudson river. The rock also grows softer , In all the borings , as the depth increases. In one or two cases the bores have reached cavities in the ledge at a depth of 200 feet , which were from 12 to 15 feet deep. They are supposed to be old rain holes , be fore the glacial epoch. The deepest holes made have been under the Carroll building , on West street. Under the Trinity and Boreel buildings 29 'borings ' were made , aver aging about 300 feet. From one' of these the largest solid core of rock ever excavated was recently taken from a depth of nearly three hundred feet. The core was 22 feet long and 16 inches In diameter , and weighed 2,750 pounds. The rock was a gray freestone. Family Evictors Organize an Odd Club all proper respect for the WITH necessary and noble are of evictIng - Ing the poor , It must bo said that the members of the new Dispossess club in their black hole of a cellar at 202 Madison street , Now York City , sug gested a lot of rats awaiting the mer ry marshal's signal to spring on the next family. But that unpleasant Impression was duo to the fact that the CO professional evlctors had just organized to raise the scale of prices for throwing a family's furniture out on the sidewalk and had not had time to fix up their new quarters. They got only as far as deciding that hereafter the price for evicting a family from a cellar or a first floor flat shall be GO cents for each room , and for every Job above the street floor one dollar for each room. Fred Kelly , who has been evicting for twenty years or more , was elected president , and Jim Brown was made secretary. Next the sign "Dispossess Club" was hung above the cellar door , and the members swarmed gleefully back down the steps into the hole to await the first job at the new scalf of prices. Penoclo decks wore produced nnd then the new organization was fairly under way. The room will get chairs and tables wherever the mdmbers run across bargains In sidewalk collec tions of furniture. Meantime a pile of fresh straw on the collar floor makes furnishing that is luxurious enough for the latest aclditi i to Ne\v York's long list of clubs. Batonyi to Score Enemies in His sensations that have thus far THE marked the romance of Mrs. Fanny Work-Durke-Roche-Batonyl , the daughter of Frank Work , the vener able llnancler , and Aurel Batonyi , the well-known horse fancier of Now York city and Newport , and former proprie tor of the rend coach "Good Times , " are by no means at an end. Two important chapters are to be added to the many that have piled up in the last three years. Ono of the chapters is to be made up of the reop- Cf.1ng of the suit for divorce by Mrs. B.irke-Hoche-I3atonyl against her hus band , and the other is to mark the de but of Mr. Batonyi in the realm of lit erature. Although little Is known about Mr. Batonyl's novel aside from its name , its dedication and Its motto , tolling In a vague way what the aim of the au thor was in writing the book , it will bo highly Interesting , Inasmuch as its characters and Incidents , It is assert ed , are drawn from real life and will concern many persons whoso names have been mentioned in the romantic career of Mrs. Aurel Batonyi , oven .13 far back as her marriage m ny years ago with a brother of the Baron For- moy. moy.The The title of the novel will bo "St Urgls. " It Is to bo dedicated "to Mr and Mrs. H. E. Witt. " Some idea as to the intention of the author may be grasped by the trans parency of the disguise In the name and dedication of the book. "St. Urgls , " with the elimination of period and capital "U , " spells "Stur- gls , " and the same process of elimina tion and change from upper to lower case letters In the names of "Mr and Mrs. II. E. Witt" reveals "Mr. nnd Mrs. Hewitt. " The christening and dedicating of the book has been done , apparently , with sarcastic intent by the author , as the circumstances recall that one of the numerous suits composing the complicated mixture of legal affairs Involving Mr. and Mrs. Bntonyi was one by him against Frank K. Stursls 'and Mr. and Mrs. Peter Cooper Hewitt the latter being Mrs. Batonyl's sister' for alienating the affections of ala wife. In his suit Frank Work was also named , and the aggrieved hu band claimed $1GOO,000 damages. This for an ear of Corn V Made by Tiffany. Nearly 3 ft. high in solid gold and sil ver. Actual contract price $1,000. To be awarded at the National Corn Exposition , Omaha P.80 , 1" I Htt O IO O J VUJ H ISBSMt SstlSM I SIlllllll MBBBSHSldl lillSliSMSMS liBBillHM StlkSMilSI > MBMB BMBMmmMMH A > * * to the man , woman or child producing the best ear of corn grown this year in the United States. Open to everybody bclonginc to the Association Nothing to buy or sell. The purpose of the donor of this trophy W. K. Kcllogf * is to improve the quality ol the millions of bushels of corn used la making Kcllogg's Toasted Corn Flakes. Many people think the perfection of corn flavor has boon reached in Toasted Corn Flakes. Perhaps it has. If you don't know how good Kcllogg's the genuine Toasted Corn Flakes is , try it. Then you'll sco how hard a task wo are giving ourselves to Improve it , and the only way wo can improve it is by the better ment ot the corn itself. , Professor Holden , of the Iowa State Collofto , the greatest authority on corn in the world , wilt award the prize at the National Corn Exposition , to bo held nt Omaha , Neb. , Dec. Gth to 18th , 190 ! ) . Two simple rules will govern the plan , nnd they nro that you send your best car of corn to the National Corn Exposition , Omaha , Neb. , before November 27,1000 , nnd that you are a member of the National Corn Asso ciation full particulars regarding which can bo had by writing to National Cora Exposition , Omaha , Neb. Tie a tag securely to your specimen and word it , "For the Kellogg Trophy Contest , " nnd write your name nnd address plainly. If yours is judged the best , you will get the trophy for 1010. If you succeed again next year i or the year following , the trophy will become your property for all time. a * The contest will bo open to every state in the Union. Professor Holdon will judge the corn particularly on the basis of quality. The growing of moro corn per aero is one object of the award , but the main purpose of the founder of the trophy is for improving the quality ot corn used in making KELLOGG'S TOASTED CORN FLAKES. If you haven't tried this delicious cereal , begin your education in " good things to eat" today. All grocers have it. TOASTED KELLOGG TOASTED CORN FLAKE CO. , Battle Crcclf , Mich. HAD ONE GOOD POINT Young Quest It seems to mo that J'ou don't object to the mosqultoeo singing In your room. Old Guest You bet I don't. Why , when the mosquitoes are singing I can't hear the glee club practicing on the piazza. TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR. Seemed Imminent Scalp Was Very Scaly and Hair Came Out by Handfuls - fuls Scalp Now Clear and New Hair Grown by Cutlcura. ' i "About two years ago I was troubled with my head being scaly. Shortly after that I had an attack of typhoid fever and I was out of the hospital possibly two months when I first no ticed the loss of hair , my scalp being still scaly. I started to nso dandruff cures to no effect whatever. I had actually lost hope of saving any hair at all. I could brush It off my coat by the handful. I was afraid to comb it. But after using two cakes of Cutl cura Soap and nearly a box of Cutl cura Ointment , the change was sur prising. My scalp Is now clear and healthy as could bo and my hair thick er than over , whereas I had my mind made up to bo bald. W. F. Steese , E812 Broad St , Pittaburg , Penn. , May 7 and 21 , 1908. " Potter Drag & Cbcm. Corp. , Sole Props , Boston. True Representative of Race. Dr. Bethmann-Hollweg may claim this distinction , that ho is the first German chancellor to wear a heard. Bismarck hastened to ahavo his off when ho entered upon diplomacy , and showed his rivals and enemies n massive jaw and clear-cut chin ; and ho shaved to the end , with an inter val enforced by neuralgia in the early ' 80s. As a soldier , too Caprlvl shaved , all but his mustache , and so did Ilohenloho and Bulow. But Both- mann-IIollweg Is gaunt , rugged , hir sute , pan-Germanic. Laundry work at homo would bo much more satisfactory If the right Starch were used. In order to get the desired stiffness , it is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the beauty and fineness of the fabric is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness , which not only destroys the appearance , but also affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can bo entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch , as It can bo applied much jnoro thinly because of its great er strength than other makes. Reaching Life's Goal , If you want to be somebody in this world you must assert your Individ uality nnd assert it in the right direc tion , so that it may lead to a goal of honor for yourself and bo an example for others. Find out what you ought to do , say to yourself : "I must do it , " then begin right away witli "I will do it , " and keep at it until it is done. Wholesale and Retail. "What business did you say Miss Qaddio was in ? " "Oh , she's in everybody's business. " "Wholesale , oh ? " "Yes , except when It comes to a bit of ecandol. She retails that" Products RECEIVED THE ONLY ( HIGHEST AWARDS ) At the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific - - .Exposition AGAINST ALL COMPETITORS ON PICKLES OLIVES CONDIMENTS-CALIFORNIA ADPARACU5-PRESERVES JELUK SALAD DRESSING-CONDENSED MILK-EVAPORATED MILK-CALIFORNIA FRUITS CANNED MEATS CORNED BEEF-SLICED DRIED BEEF-OX TONCUE-VKAL LOAF- HAM LOAF-VIENNA SAUSAGE WHERE QUALITY - COUNTS WE LEAD Your Grocer Has Them Insist on Getting Libby's L.IBBV. McMEIL-L. Sc L.IBBY Definite Location. Every visitor at the now capltol nt Hnrrlsburg , Pa. , who gets as far as the registration room , Is expected to write his name in n big hook , together with hla birthplace nnd present resi dence , says the Troy Times. Not long ago , when a crowd of excursion ists visited the grounds and buildings , a stout girl started to register. She paused , pen poised in air , and called out to an elderly lady , com fortably seated In a big chair , "Mon , vero vns I horned at ? " "Vat you vant to know dat for ? " "Dis man vants to put it in der big book. " "Ach , " answered the mother , "you know veil enough In der old stone house. " A Steady Thing. Something hud gone amiss with Bobbie and ho had sought the comfort of tears. Noticing his wet cheeks , his mother said In a consolatory tone : "Come here , dear , nnd let mo wipe your eyes. " "Taln't no use , muvvor , " returned Bobbie with a llttlo choke ; "I'o doln' to cry again In a minute ! " Woman's Home Companion. fl Children Uke & * It is so pleasant to take stops the cough so quickly. Absolutely cafe too and contains no opiates. AH DniBiiUu , 25 cenU. Oats is the perfectly balanced human food China lor yonr table in the Family BlM Packages LIVE STOCK AND MISCELLANEOUS Electrotypes IN GREAT VARIETY FORj SALE cAT THE LOWEST PRICES BY WESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION 554 W. Adams St. , Chicago AOENT8 : IV I ICNKW YOUIl NAME , I wuulJ bcnU you tiurr-.l'j Bauiplooulllt ireo tlilsYery nilnutu. Lot me bUit you In a jiroiltahle buslnen. You do nut need onu cent of capital. Expcrlenco unnecessary , ( tijt , profit. Croillt.vlven. Premiums. ' jlttlil paid. ( JlmncotowlnfKXJInifoldoitni. Kverr mi1. ami woman slioulil write mo for frco outfit. JiY 1ILUK , 1'mlJeiU , * IO lU.trlj hlrt.l , Kitten. But. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Cleanifi and Uiatlflt , the tub. lrouiote > a laiiuiiot growth. Never Falls to llestoro Gray Hair to Its Youthful Color. Cure , vcfclp dlitrse , & hair IMUnr , Me , tnU 1 J atDm-jfotT _ ° _ DEFIANCE STARCH- 'the ; ounces pact&ua to other Btarclws only U ounce same prlco and "DEFIANCE" IS SUPERIOR QUALITY. Eye Wafer