THE SUEZ CANAL- PORT SAID TO CAIRO The Funny Things One Sees n Smiling Round the World MARSHALL P. WILDER ( .Copyright , by Joseph B. Bowlca. ) It was a flnc , cool morning \vhcn wo reached that historic i.vtery of water that joins the Red sea with the Mediterranean , the Suez cannl. This unprepossessing "ditch , " as It has BO often been called , has hecn held responsible almost as much as the unbridled extravagance of Ismail Pasha , for the financial ruin of Egypt , and her occupation by Great Britain. Despite dlro prophecy , and centuries of failure for nearly every ruler of Egypt , from Setl , father of Ramcses the Great to Napoleon Bonaparte , tried his hand at the problem of estab lishing water communication between the Mediterranean and the Red sea the great canal has become a Used fact In the world's history. The one time American consul general at Cairo , Mr. Frederick Courtland Pen- field , in his charming and Instructive book , "Present Day Egypt , " lets In The Mud Houses. iiuch pleasant light upon the musty , old traditions of the ancient land. Strabo , now ; he's the world's earliest geographer and historian , or one of 'em , and I suppose we are bound to believe him , even when he says ( he must have said it , for I've never seen any of his handwriting lying around ) that 14 centuries before the Christian era ( that's an awful long time , Strabo ; but I'll not dispute the word of a gentleman ) Set ! cut a canal 57 miles long from Bnbastls near the present town of Zigzag I mean Zaga- zlg to Heroopolls , at the head of the Bitter lakes , then forming the north ern extremity of the Suez gulf. Herodotus another old-timer who Juggles with centuries as the circus clown Juggles with his old hat says that 800 years later Necho the Persian tried a little canal building , keeping at It till the mere trifle of a hundred and twenty thousand lives had been acrlflced in the Job , and only aban doning It when the great oracle of that day ( whom he consulted ) prophesied that the most dire results would fol low the completion of the work , and the entire land of Egypt be given over to the stranger and the barbarian. Then , successively , the Roman em perors Trajan and Hadrian ; the Arabian conqueror Atnron ; the great Napoleon , who held the hollow of the Heavens In his usurping hand ; Mo liemet All , who had butchered 400 Mamelukes before supper , but had not the daring to brave the ancient prophecy ; French enginers , English engineers , Austrian engineers , each and all , tried their hand , but to no definite end. They disagreed as to the level of the two seas. Napoleon's engineers - gineers estimated that the Mediter ranean was 30 feet below the level ol the Red sea , calling for a scheme of sluices and locks. Waghorn , an Kng llshman , declared that the level of the two waters was identical. Meanwhile , a young Frenchman wa dreaming dreams ; he was eloquent ; ho was convincing ; and ho flnallj convinced Said Pasha that the future was lettered big with the name o Ferdinand do Lesseps , and if a con cession were given to him , ho woulc make Egypt and France both Immor tal. Ho got the concession. Sale cared nothing for the ancient oracle that had frightened his grandfatho Mehemet , and so Fate swept on will her relentless broom and Said was gathered to his fathers ; Ismail the magnificent , the extravagant , a prince of Immense fortune , succeeded his uncle and also succeeded In plunging his unhappy country up to the neck In bonds and mortgages galore ; Eu rope stepped In ; England became the purchaser of Ismail's personal hold ing ( only $20,000,000 saved from the wreck of J85.000.000) ) which ho sur rendered to his creditors a short time before his dethronement and banish ment to Naples. Ismail not only Incurred , In his brief rule of 1C years , a debt of over $400- 000,000 , but ho mortgaged the souls of generations of Egyptians yet unborn. And thus did the prophecy come true ! The ancient oracle spake not in vain. The land of the Pharoahs and the Ptolemies , of Alexander and Cleo patra , has passed Into the hands of the stranger. The canal's varied and almost tragic history lent an nddcd Interest to the dull and monotonous aspect that It presents , the flat sandy banks melting out Into the desert , unbroken save for the occasional government stations , a steamer tied to the bank waiting for ours to pass , or a collection of mud houses belonging to Arabs , whoso camels and donkeys were tethered nearby. At times , small boys would race along the banks , easily keeping pace with the slowly moving steamer , cryIng - Ing for "Backshoelsh , " to which the passengers and crew responded by osslng fruit and packages of food and noney to thorn. Great stream dredgers wcro fre quently passed working constantly to jeep the canal passable for steamers , is sand and silt arc continually filling t up. Port Said Is a town of some impor- ance , very much larger than Suez , but n the flying glimpse we caught of k n the course of a wild , carly-mornlna Ido to catch the train for Cairo , w voro Impressed by its dirt and nolsu nero than by anything else. The ride to Cairo was tiresome for many reasons , chiefly because of the lust and llles , and a family who shared the compartment with us , to gether with a mountain of luggago. The changing interest of the land- cape , however , made us forget tha innoyanccs , for were not the scenes of the Bible spread out before us like an open book. The shepherd with hln lock , the camels either resting or marching slowly , the mud houses sur- ounded by palms , the women carry- ng water Jars on their heads , walking splendidly , swinging lightly from their lips. A family working among the 'ertllo fields ; little girls tending goats ind winding wool on a distaff as they watched , or else n venerable old man n floating draperies riding a diminu tive donkey. During the ride wo were much edl- fled by one of the English party with us saying as we passed a station : 'There's a fine engine , a splendid en gine , by Jove ! " "That's an American engine , " said he other man , adding , before we had lost our little glow of patriotic pride , 'but we don't care for them out hero , they burn such a lot of coal and are so very dirty ! " To our humble sugges tlon that perhaps they made up for this defect by being fast , he assented condescendingly that they were fast , "but so dirty , you know ! " The great barrage , near Cairo , con structed to hold back the surplus waters and thus irrigate a larger area , was begun in 18o7 from plans made by Mongol Bey , a Frenchman. The English tourist never lets slip a chance to boast of his country's su periority in the matter of the reincar nation of Egypt under British "occu pation ; " and a good story is told by Consul Penfleld of one of these globe trotters who was inspecting , with a proud air , the great barrage. "Yes , It's a great work , and these foreigners ought to better appreciate what we are doing for their good. This thing has put them on their feet , financially , sure enough , but I don't see that they show any gratitude for our having built It ! " "I beg your pardon , " said the en gineer in charge , "but this barrage was designed and built by French en gineers. " "I didn't know that , " replied the tourist , somewhat subdued , "but any- Water Jars on Their Heads. way , they have to get an Englishman to take cae of it ! " "I beg your pardon again , " said the gentleman with U. P. W. on his cap and shield , "I have the honor of be ing a native-born American citizen ! " The tourist walked away , muttering , "Well , I'm going back to the hotel be fore some one tells me that a Fiench- man built those pyramids over there ! " At every station wo saw great crowds of people and passed trains packed like sardines. Our Interest was profound when we learned that they were pilgrims just starting on their long and tiresome journey to Mecca. They were bound for Port Said where they would take ship for Jaffa , from there traveling to Mecca by camel and hortebaok , though the great majority go all the way across the desert on foot , thereby attaining added merit. Beside assured salva tion , a trip to Mecca gives a man the right to wear a turbun of green , the prophet's own color. ' and the title of Hadji , and when he returns to his home , ho would quite naturally fresc * over his shop or house door the his tory of the pilgrimage , a purple train , a red boat , a string of green camels , and a yellow mosque before which n man in a blue turban bows himself In prayer. Beneath this highly decorative record ho would henceforth sit serene ly wearing his green turban , and smoking his narghila , trying to look unconscious of the looks of respectful admiration not unmixed with envy ' 'hut arc cast in his direction. NEW NORWEGIAN MINISTER. Ove Gude to Represent His Country at Washington. Washington. One of the most Inter esting foreigners who has coino to the United States In recent years on an ofllclal mission Is Ovo Gude , the new Norwegian minister to thin republic. Mr. Glide , who is about 55 years of age , Is o son of the famous Norwe gian painter , Prof. Hans Gude , whoso landscape nnd marine masterpieces caused the old Kalsor Wllholm to In vite him to take up hla residence in Jerlln. The newcomer in the official "for- ign colony" at Washington has had n Interesting career in the diplomatic ervlce. Ho was attache ot the lega- Ion of Sweden nnd Norway at Paris n 1S77 ; In 1S79 was appointed secre- Mr. Ovc Gude. ary of the legation at Berlin. Ho served as secretary of the legation in in 1S91 and was sent on a special mission to China and Japan in 1897 and 1S98. Ho was minister to Spain and Portugal in 1900 and In 1902 was made minister to Denmark , where lie served until the union between Norway and Sweden was broken In 1906 , when he entered the service of his own country , Norway. Minister Gudo was a widower when ho went to Copenhagen. There ho mot and married the daughter of the fam ous Danish soldier , Gen. do Stleru- helm , who was chief of the Danish general staff in tlio war between Den mark and Germany in 1SG4. Mine. Gude , who is much younger than her husband , Is an accomplished violin ist. Minister Gudo has two daughters , 1C and 17 years old , by his flist mar riage , and these will soon join him in Washington. QUEEN HAS UNIQUE BUNGALOW. Gothic Door of Alexandra's Residence Is Half of a Rowboat. London. Queen Alexandra has a unique bungalow. It is in Norfolk down by the beach of Snettlsham , a quaint watering place of 15,000 people. The beach , a favorite with the queen , Is crowded In the summer season with holidaymakers , tourists and others. The Gothic door or main entrance to the bungalow Is nothing else than a rowboat cut in half. The outer walls are of bright yellow cast stones brought from the Snettisham pits and Queen's Bungalow Built of Coastwise Material. the blocks are laid in the rough with numerous projections. There are two main rooms , one for the queen and another for the attend ants , and between them Is a small lobby which also gives access to the oirice. Around the queen's npaitment runs a five-foot high dado of dark stained vertical boards and above the cemented walls are incrusted with stones of various hues and mussel , cockle and other shells from the bench. population of St. Petersburg. According to statistics just Issued the male Inhabitants of St. Petersburg outnumber the female by 12-1,000. The total population of the capital is now 1,454,701 , showing an increase of 230- 000 , or nearly 19 per cent. , as com pared with the census of 1900. Llpton Spent Much Money. 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