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Dy D. M. AMBDERRY
nROKEN now , - - NEDRABIU.
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The Moroccans net as It this , , "orld
Were perletu.1 : world'o fair.
: i\lonoy trlendshlp , like : ounnln ! ; wn.
ter , lasls no longer than Its flood tide.
The wheel of tnshlon has made It
posslblo for the diner to put his feet
under UIO rnahoany ! agilin.
Whcn the flllh trllst la Imt on trial
will It demand a jury of fishermen , so
tbat It may be'trlcd b ) ' Its peers ?
Those who loolt and feel for the
Bunny olde of lIre will not be bothered
much with the darkness of adversity.
A coal miners' I1trlke Is threatened
just In Ume to put the price of next
winter's coal lip a few dollars per ton.
An tbe nge of airships has come the
nation that wants to go to war should
provldo Itself with 0. burglarproof
roof.
Commander Peary Is almost never
at home when It Is'Umo to Tote , and
yct heS nil the time thinking or the
poles.
An Inventory at long rnngo of the ef.
fects or Nlkoln Tesln , the Inventor ,
, reveals only a largo steel tower and a
.crapbook. .
" Mrs. Hnrry Thaw , wo nro told , Is
t . . t .tudylng singing , and this looks as It
libo were sU\1 \ detorrnlpell to ! to a
t. 'Woman of note.
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k' " yonrs to the tact tbnt she ate so
many onions had a long lire , but prob.
t ably a'lonely one.
r 1 t The London woman who chased her
" ' 1 husband 6,000 miles must bavo been
\ ; Tery easy to BUIt , considering that ller
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.pouso waB an Engllsh tailor.
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\ offer prizeD for large famlUes WlUlOUt
' . ' , Imposing some condlUons 0.11 to the
; . { , manner In which they nre reared.
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: The Filipinos do not take to voting
; , as a duck takes to water , but by and
: I : by when they are looking tor ofilce
they wm learn the "aluo of the ballot.
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Sir Thomas Lipton has never been
; accused or being an Inebriate , though
ho has been following the cup habit
10 long and Ims nol yet overcome It.
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I , Of course anything In the pure food
" < > 1 \ Uno Is to be encouraged , but why
! should "wntercd whisky" be consld-
, Ii ered moro deterlous than the unwa-
-tJ tered ?
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rf Every now and then a story Is told
i , or some wild animal commlltlng sui-
; ! \j \ cldo. Weary , l > erhnps , of being pur-
' 1.1' sued and misrepresented by nature
, fakers.
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" I Ha , hal Great joke on next winter 1
, There being no peacb trees lert In the
' . , Jlchlgan fruit belt , It cannot klll the
peach crop , as has been winter's nn.
1- _ nual habit.
- Iansas bakers are forbidden to
# I knead their dough with their feet ,
though they need their dough with
their feet as much as with nny other
t part of the anatomy.
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I : A genius Is said to have Invented
' pants without buttons , but there must
' \ be some mlstalco about that. Every
'I 'f
. ' man at some Ume In his lito hn9 had
ii a Ilalr without buttons.
! In pardoning Cot Arthur Lynch , a
' BrlUBh Bubject who fougbt ngaln t his
' country In the Doer war and was con'
tl'i I : Tlcted of hlgb 'treason , Great Drltnln
I did the only thing that was nearly
ijf ; logical In an lUogical situation. The
'til ' Boers themselves are In a posltioD
1 ' : t" " , hardly less strange , remarks Youth'E
; ti Companion , since their leaders , Dothl ]
: ll and others , are the administrators 01
1 ' . colony under the naUon the )
. : fought. The pardoned mnn Is all
, j { IrIshman. Charles GavRA Duffy wa !
I , tried for treaaon In 18'8. Later he WnE
f t prime minister ot Vlctorln , nnd Ut (
1\ \ JJrltlah government knlghtod him.
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i { . It was discovered some years agl
, \ that a part ot the business district 0
I ' Klnneapolls was bunt over a grea
1 subterranean cavern , whose rock
! : i root lay Bomo sixty or more feet be
; f low the Burtaco , but the tact haa beO !
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{ kept. quiet unUl now , when the roe
, . of the cave has been put upon Ut ,
1 support ot great concrete plllars. Th
1 cave had been caused by a sub tel
ranean water ow , wblch has been d
nrtcd. When accidentally disco ,
ered , snys the San Francisco Argt
naut , the 'cavern contained a lalto c
fine IctHOld water , ten feet deep , an
large enough to hnve supplied th
cltr.
Tbe world Is nol yet so setUe
that aU the old Ulrllllng tales or ne1
country must go out. or stock. It I
several years since western Amerlc
furnIsbed an cxclUng story of a ral
way race for a pass through th
mountains. But. now trom Alask
comes the old tale retold. lUval road
building from the southern coal
northward toward the Yukon and th
coppermlnc , have chased tor tlJ
needed passeB : and pitched batt\ \ (
have been fougbt with rifles. It. Is U
SIUDO ptory wherever business goes J
advance ot the Inw.
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ed by the government ; a stout rope Is attached to the anchor-like projectllo
which la ahot over the wrecked venel and the people on board are then carried - ,
ried ashore.
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OWNS UNIQUE ST A TOE
I HARLEM TODACCO DEALER HAS
FIGURE OF WASHINGTON.
COI08& < 11 Wooden Likeness of First
President 10 , It la Claimed by
the Owner , One Hundred
Years Old ,
Now York.-Evory now and then "
relic or rovoluUonary t1mos of which
little bas been heard comes to the pub.
IIc noUce. In the possession of a
Harlem tobacco denier Is a colossal
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wooden statue or George Washington. :
'l'he owner , Joseph Liebman , says It
Is 100 years old.
In the colonlnl days there was a
BtatUe of King George In nowllng
Green lmrk. Atter . the struggle for
Independence IbIB statue was ro-
1)laced by ono of George Washington.
It. was oC berolc size , nnd according to
the InCormaUon obtained by Mr. Lleb.
man It waa the firBt statue of George
Washington erected In this country.
The statue Is nine Ceet fi\'e Inches
tram the base to the top and weighs
800 pounds. Gen. Washington Is
wearing the conUnental unlCorm-
long blue coat with brass buttonB , bul'f '
breeches and riding boots. The rlgbt
arm IB extended and the left , carr'lns ,
his hat , Is resUng on his hip. On the
right sldo Is a fob nnd watchchaln.
Mr. Liebman bils looked up the history -
tory of the statue , and he says that It
was put up In 1792. It stood tor 43
years , wben It was decided to make
some Improvements In the park. The
city ofilclals looked over the statue
nnd decided tbat It was too old"fash-
loned and not dignified enough tor tbe
city becnuse It wall of wood. As a
result It wns sold at auction to a Ir.
Jacques. a collector of things of the
revolutlonnry pOI'lod. He paid $250
for It and scnt It to South Norwalk ,
Conn. , where It remained unUI he
died , In 18GO , when It wns sold again ,
The purchaser this Ume was Antonio
Decorate , who lived In this clt ) ' , but
eventuall ) ' It fell Into the hands of
Frnnk Theobold , the tobacco dealer.
Mr. 'l'heobold sold his bushwSR to
Mr. Liebman , and with It went the
statue. Its present owner puts a high
value on It. He says It Is worth $5.-
OOG-at least he haB been tel thut by
persons who profess to have some
knowledge at the subject. Mr. Lleb.
man sa's ho has been advised by Dr.
Kelley or the City HIstory club to bold
on to the statue , as It Is sure not to
depreclr.to In value ( rom the collec.
tor's stnndpolnt.
During tbe centennial or 1889 It
hnd a place on the temporary arch at
Washington square. It Is a fine : > Io < : e
of work and It was admired by thou.
sands. It would ha\"o gene to the Chicago -
cage world's fair had these In charge
or the nrra.ngements here known at
Its exlstenco In time to send It. At
tbo Ume Senator Depew sent a letter
sa'lng that he did not find out about
the stntuo until too late to have It
sblpped.
Mr. Liebman has made many Inquiries -
quiries from the Sons of the Revolu.
tlon and the Colonial Dames about the
statue. He Is not rich , he says , and be
finds that tbo compeUtion In his trade
Is prett ) ' stiff , but he Intends to bold
on to tbe statue.
SPARKING STARTS THE GUNS.
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Comedy of Errors In Courtship Almost -
most Prove ! : Tragedy.
Wllllamsllort , Pa-A comedy or
errors came near ending In a tragedy
at Iontoursvlllo. Constables Rogers
and Shlrm at midnight were spooking
nround the houses In search of a
tra ! plsh-looklng stranger , wbo tbey
bellevml was a burglar.
Edward Wadsworth , of Galeton , a
school teacher , who had come to town
during the day , was spending the evening -
ning with his sweetheart. They saw
the constables sneaking aroqnd and
I thought they were burglars.
Wadsworth said he would watch
them. He followed" The constables
snw him sklppln ; Crom out at one
dark corner Into anotber. They.
thoughl ho was the tramp tboy were
looking tor and gave chuse.
Wadsworth took to his heels. Can.
stable Hogers fired three shots , and
\Vadsworth threw up his arms. expectIng -
Ing the "hlghwarmeu" to go through
his ) lockets , Instead the two constables -
stables grabbed. him , tore his coat ,
nnd were hustling him to the lockup
when his ) 'ouug lad ) ' Crlend , In a condition -
dition bordering on h'sterla , apl > eared
on the scene and explained the sltua.
tlon.
; I SLEEPS ON' PHONE POLE
Lineman Twice Takes Naps In Peril. i
I
ous Places.
DalUmoro , Md.-John Leitner , 27
yenrs old , lineman for tbe Chesapeake
and Potomac Telel > hone comvanhas a
mania tor failing asleep on telephone
poles.
Twlco withIn 48 bours Leitner has
slumbered peacefully on the top of a
pole , and In both occasions the llOlIce
have been called upon to take his supposed -
posed dead bed ) ' from the wires.
A few minutes before 12 o'clock
the superintendent of Tlmnnus' Mills
telephoned to the Northern } > ollce Btn.
tlon that an employe o ( the Chesa ,
penke IiliPd Potomac Telepbone com.
pany lifrd been stricken by electricity
and that bls body was resting on the
wires. '
A moment later the Mount Vernon
Mills , the Tlmanus Mills and other
Industries In the neighborhood were
emlltled of their worltmen going to
dinner : but nearly all of them halt.
cd nnd with I > ltylng glances and hor.
ror"strlcken races le\'oled their '
" \ e'es
d upon Hie stili figure on the top of the
poll' .
s The mun la ) ' perfectly stili. One
a leg was thrown o\'er a CroSIl beam , the
1. other was wrapped nbout a cable , and
e hlB arms were < > .xtended and l > rtl ) '
n resting his drooping head on the beam
Is above him. Just aa the ambulance
It npproached the polo the sUllposed
Ie dead mnn awnkened , but la ) ' down
Ie Qgaln.
s The policemen 'recognized him us
Ie the same Individual who hud fooled
In Ulcm before and they ordered hln1
down. Leitner descended , and when
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staggered so perceptibly and talked so
vaguel ) ' oC the "wires being hot" thnt
he was taltcn Into custody and chnrg.
cd with being drunk.
CANNED PEARS WITH HISTORY.
Put Up 32 Yearo Ago , and Kept Intact
by Successive Owners.
Washlngton.-In the window of a
luncbroom on Pennsrlvanln avenue Is
a giant glass jar o ( brandied pears
that were put UI > br l\lrs , Ella C. Hul.
ler , In Paterson , N. J. , on the 25th 01
I "obruar ) ' , 1875. They have changed
hnnds man ) ' times. but each time they
remained untouched , their ownen
scorning to lack the heart to break thE
seal of the jar.
John Keenan , woll.known to the oil ;
Inbabltants at Washington , broughl
the jar to this
city about ten ) 'oan
atter It wus IHlt UII. and tor severa
) "ears It stood on exhibition In the oIl
Higgs lIouso bar. There It attra'tec
the attontl n of man ) ' prominent mel
and statesmen. Largo Irlces were at
I fcred for It , but nil were reCused ,
FinaU ) ' It was rnflled and the pro
ceeds given (0 ( charlt ) ' . As much ru
1 $1,000 was netted , Subsequently thl
new owner ramed It anll gained $ : ! 51
tlwreb ) ' . The man who laElt won I
presented It to his 5weetheart , whe
I upon m\rlj'lng : another , gave It to he
I relatives. In whollo (10Rsesson ( ( It no\
I rests.
The jar slan t > about three fee
. high , and the fruit Is In perfect stat ,
I of presen"atlan In peach brandy. I
I Is llosslble thnt the jar w1lbe \ agall
I dh'llosed ' of at the Elks' fair this fal
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PRISON TRUCK fARM
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ONE OF FEATURES OF MISSOURI
PENITENTIARY.
Is Started Decause Warden of Instltu.
tlon Likes to See Things Grow-
Welcome Change In Con.
vlct Fare.
Jefferson Clt ) . , Io.-Truck garden.
Ing on a large scale has become ana
o ( the features or the management at
the Missouri penitentiary , under Matt
W. Hull , who Is a { nrmer wben not In
the public service , anli bas the Inborn
deslro of all farmers to see U\lngs
growing around him. On what Is
known as the hatate farm" bo has this
year produced a tremendous amount
o ( garden stul'f of all kinds , all or
which Is utilized on the prison table ,
affording a very welcome nnd health.
ful change of menu { or the convicts.
The "state farm" consists of 47
acres at land. Part of It hns been cut
away In supplying clay tor the prison
brlck'ard , part Is utilized as a pas.
ture , and about 14 acres are Ulled for
the prison garden.
Some Idea or the magnitude or the
output at the prison garden can bo
gained by the statement that 470 bush.
cIs ot "snap" beans have already been
Ced to the convicts this senson. It
takes 70 bushels to go around at. one
meal In the prison dining room.
On threc-quarters or an acre ot
gruund 2G,500 pounds of cabbage have
been cut this season. This is not all
at the cabbage crop , but. this was an
early and unusually proll c "patch. "
There are sevornl acreB more or the
garden In cabbage.
Onions to the amount. ot se\"eral
hundred bushels , besides so\'eral
meals at young onions , served early
In the spring , radlsbes , rbubarb and
other stuff were grown In the greatest
abundance.
The pride at the warden and bls sue
perlntendent , John Brumer , centers ,
however , In the tomato crop. Eleven
thousnnd seven hundred vines , cover.
Ing something over three acres of
ground , are In Cull ( rult , nnd ) 'Ield now
something like 40 bushels per day. A
more welcome addition to Ute prison
faro tban sliced tomatoes could not
be. supplied. The crop Is exceedingly i
prolific and fine this season , and the
vines w1lteep \ ) on bearing until frost.
Col. Hall figures on having enougb
sreen tomatocs to pick late In September -
tember to make several bogsheads of
"cho ebow" and other pickles to add
to the prison luder.
The garden lies on top oC some o (
tbe high bluffs overlooking the Missouri -
souri river. The land orlglnall ) ' was
not the best , but bas been brought tea
a high state of productiveness 'by ( er-
UllzaUon. Six or eight crippled and
superannuated com'lcts are employed
In the garden under the sUllervlslon or
Ir. Drumer.
It Is tbo Intention of Warden Hall
to put In next spring a small berd o (
cows for the purpose or supplying
milk and butter tor the prison has.
pltal. They will be kept In connecUon
with the garden and w1l\ \ work a considerable -
siderable saving to the state , as the
milk and butter supply ( or tbe bas-
pltal now costs something like six dol.
lars per day.
RUNS AWAY WITH AN INDIAN.
Mother , However , Spoils , Boy's Dream
of Wild and Wcolly West.
Hammonton , N. J-Whltc Tiger ,
who claims bo Is a full"blooded Apache
Indian and has been giving wild west
exhibitions here , was arrested charged
with attemptlns to kidnap John D.
Lnugblln , aged 13 rears ,
The boy left his home In the morn.
Ing to work in Skinner's glass factory.
Instead o ( going to work he met
White Tiger and , went to Winslow's
Junction with blm. There tbey were
arrested by Officer W1I\Iam \ Ke'ser on
a warrant sworn out b ) ' tbo boy's mother -
, ther , just as they were going to leave
on a ( relgbt ttaln for Jerse ) ' City.
At the hearing before Justice J. H.
Gaston the boy said the Indian llad
told him that If be would go with him
they would make lots of money ghlng
shows , IUtd would go to White Tiger's
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Indian homo In Oklahoma.
'rhe Indian sbowed that ho was a
United States prisoner out on parole
from the Lawton ( Okla. ) penltenUar ) ' .
He was discharged by Magistrate Gas.
ton , who decided that the bo ) ' was
too old to be kidnaped and went 'Vo.lth
, the Indian voluntarll ) ' .
DOOM IN DROOM CQRN.
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Mattoon Man Gets $130 Per Ton , Highest -
est Price of Season.
Mattoon , III.-'l'here has not been
a time In ten ) 'enrl when the clean.
up of old stock In the central broom
corn district hns' been as complete
I1S It Is at present.
A tew scatterlns lots of choice
brush remain , and this Is being eager ,
l ) ' sought ( or br the manufacturers ,
whose stock , In nearly nil cases ' Is at
\ low ebb. 'rhere has just been' made
' . a sale of 20 tons at $130 a ton , this
being the high figure for the season ,
, . -though Re\'eral sales at $12fi l1a\ ' (
been reported durlns the l > ast twc
weeks.
[ ) So far as known there are only twc
t blocks of cholco Illinois stock at an )
" considerable size remnlnlng In thE
r central lllstrict.
v The high price commanded (01
bruhh has been encournglng to grow
t ers. A can\'ass sbows an Increase a
e tully 7 per cent. In acreage for Ill (
t l > r < , sent year. ' 1'heso figures Indicate [
n llant of 31,000 acres , as agnlnst 2G,00 (
I. acres lust year.
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JAMIE WASTED NO 'riME.
Youthful Philosopher Had Carefullv
Thought Out Situation.
It. was Jamie's bath night. He had
several each week ami ho Imted tbem
all. On this particular night , once
started , ho soaked and IIplashed In the
tub tor a lull halt hour , then hilS
mother haled him torth. Ho carne out
of the room In his pajamas with his
face all streaked and dirt ) . as It was
when he went In.
"Mercy ! " cried his mother. "r
thought. ) 'Ou took a bath. "
"So I did ! " answered Jamie scorn-
futly. "A bully onel"
"nut. your face Is black I" said his
motber.
"Oh ! " Jamlo smiled understand.
Ingly. "My tace Is all rlsht. 1 bavo
to wash that In the morning , bath erne
no batb. You don't. s'pose I'm ' going
to waste time batblng my facol I
alwa's begin just below my cars and
work down on my arms nnd legs ; but
1 alwaYB leave my tnce and hands-
those ends I 'tend to in the morning ! "
PRESCRIP1'ION II LATIN.
The Public Should Have Them Trans.
lated by the Druggists ,
What virtue Is there In tbe secrecy
with which tbe doctor hedges about. ,
his profession ?
"Professlonul etiquette" occupies a
prominent place In the curriculum of
every medical scbool , and when strictly -
ly analyzed "proCessional etiquette"
8eems to mean "doing wbatls best ( or
the doctor , In1l\'ldually and col.
lectlvely. " .
Among the things that "Is best. tor
the doctor" is tbe writing of his proscriptions -
scriptions In LaUn , and thus Iteeplng
the public In Ignorance not on I ) ' of
wbat It Is taltlng for Its Ills , but Corc.
Ing a call upon the doctor each time
a prescription Is needed. .
In plain and unmlstnkable English
tbe writing or prescriptions In LaUn
: makes business Cor the doctors.
Let us say tbat ) 'OU have the ague.
You bad It last ) "ear and the : rear be.
fore. Each time ) "OU bave , 'Islted the
doctor and he has prescribed Cor you
-In LaUn. You ba\'e never known
what he has given ) 'ou for the disease ,
nnd so each tlmo ) 'OU are forced to go
to blm again and give him an opportunity -
tunity to repeat his prescription-In
Latin , and his fcc-In dollars.
If ) 'Olt sk the doctor wby be uses
Latin In wrlUng his prescriptions , why
he writes "aqua" 'when be means water -
ter , he will give ) 'OU a tecbnlcal dissertation -
sertation on the purity of the Latin
language , t.nd the fact that all words
are derived ( rom It , etc. It wm be a
dissertation that ) "OU may not be able
to answer , but It will hardly conYince
) 'ou.
It would be a good thing for the public -
lic to devise a little code of etblcs of
Its own ; etblcs that will be "a good
thing Cor the public Indl\"lduall ) ' and
coHecti vely. "
Let us appl ) ' one or the rules of this
code of ethics to you , tbe Individual. '
You call In the lb'slclan when : rou
have the ague , the grippe , or an ) ' of
tbe other ms to which human flesh Is
belr , and which you lOay have again
some da ) " . The doctor Tlrescrlbes-In
Latin , and you take this. to you , meanIngless -
Ingless scribble to the druggist to
ha\'e It compounded , Right here Is
where ) "OU come In , It you are wise.
Sa ) ' to the druggist that 'ou want a
translation of that prescrll1t1on. It Is
your privilege to Imo\\ what ) 'ou are
taking , While the doctor's code ol
ethics ma ) ' not recognize this right It
Is ) "ours just the same ,
With t11e translated prescription In
) "our possession ) 'ou have two distinct
ad\'antages. You know what you are
taltlng , and' should 'Ol1 wish to call
some other doctor at some time : \'ou
will be able to tell him what drugs YOll
ha\'e been putting Into your s'stem ,
and also It ) 'OU should havc the same
disease again ) 'Olt can Ha'e'ourselt :
a visit to tbe doctor , and his tee , b ) '
taltlng this translated prescription to
the druggist once more and l(1vlng It
refilled.
Jerome on Colored Evidence.
District Attorney Jerome , of New
Yorlt , said one day of a piece at s
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plclous evidence :
"It Is evidence tbat has been tam.
pered with , colored. It. Is like the
lad"s report at her ph'slclan's pre-
scrlptlOI1.
"A lady one day In July Ylslted her
pllyslclan. 'rhe man examined her
and said :
" 'Madam , ) 'OU are anI ) ' a little run
down. You neetl frequent baths and
plenty of ( resh air , anti I advise ) 'ou to
dress In the coplest , most comfortable
cloUlCs-nothlng stiff or formal. '
"When she got homo her husband
asked her what the pbyslclan hull said ,
The lady replied :
" 'He said I must go to the seashore ,
do plenty of automobiling. and get
some new summer gowns. ' "
She Experimented.
A little girl oC fi\'e was talten tl
church one Sunda ) ' , and IIstenl'd wlt1
unexpected attention to the sermor
which graphically told the star ) ' e
the sWUng oC the tempest on the Se
of Galilee , and bow Chl'l5t ! walked 0
the waves , In the afternoon ber moU
er mlssell her anti bOtan an anxlou
Bearcb of the ) lOuse. As she nl'are
the bathroom she beard sounds (
splashing , and hurried to the door t
behold 1\ small , oxclted face Iworln
over the rim or the hlg white tub , an
I to hear a small , exclted voice e :
clnJm : "Sny , mnmma , this walkln
on tbo 'water Is quite a trick. "
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Burglar's Pathetic Wall.
I A burglar arrested In I.ol1don th
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) other night remarked reb-reltully :
, knew the time when I could do 2
) , houses In two bours. Dut I am gel
tlng ld. "
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Dorn , Not Worn.
Little Margaret's lr:1udmother had
rltten tor a photograph of her namesake - \
sake , the "baby. " For material rea.
sons It was ndvlsablo that the little ,
girl should nppear as well dressed as i
possible , and a cousin's new open.work
dress was borrowed tor the occasion.
On being arrayed tor the plcturo Margaret -
garet rushed to her father , crng ) :
"Oh , father , just look ! Thcse ain't
worn baleR ; they Is born boles.-llar.
per's.
Beware of Ointments for Ca lrrh
that Contnin Mercury ,
"I meriul'1 : will lurely de1lror tbe lenpe of Imen
aDd compl uly deunjto the whulo when ,
Ilium
entulug " thronjh the mucoul lIr aC3.Buch I
anlclu Ihould nefer be uled excrpt on precrlp. I
UOUI from reputable phYllclanl. as the damalo Uley . . ;
will do II ten fold to the Iood YOII can pOUlbly de.
"te from tbem. Ilall'l Catarrh lure , mauufActured
by F. J. Cbeney & Co , . Tuledo , 0. , conUllul no mer.
curr , and II taken Internally. actin ! ; dlrectlYllpon I
tbe blood and muconl lurface. of the .yUem. 111 j
buylo ! : UaU' . Catarrh Cure bo lure yun Ifet tb. .
geoulne. 11 II taken Internally and mlWe In Toled : ! , J
Oblo , tlr F. J Chener & Co. Testlmonlall troo.
Bold b1' DrulJ'ttht . } 'rlce. 'i c. per buUle.
T : e Uall'l l' amlly 1'111. for cou.tJpaUon.
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Colleges Undesirable Fire Risks. :
Colleges are now regarded as ratber i
undesirable Insurance risks , and It Is- j
probable that the rate will be generally - ' I
erally Increased. In 18 years 784 fires.
have occurred In college hulldlngs , en- t
tnlllng a loss of $10,500,000 In money
and a heavy loss at lite. This makes. ' J
the ave rage money loss over $13,000. 'j
Reasonable Explanation.
"I wonder why a dog chases hlB
tall ? " I
"A scnso at economy. "
"Economy ? " .
"Yes ; can't you see he is trying to- J
make both ends meet. ? "
Guns , TrapDcoys - , Et j
LoWl'St prices. Write for free cat.\lolt Nol 'J '
N. W. llide & . l'ur Co. , Minncapolis , .Minn :
i
Lots of people manage to keep tbe
trutb pretty busy with Its struggles I
to rise.
Lcwis' Single Binder straight 00 cigar , '
made or richr..mellow tobacco , Your dealer -
er or Lewis' .rnetolj' . leoria. III , I
He alone Is poor who wastes his
tlmo and neglects his opportunltles.- .
,
llrs. Wlnll1ow's Soothfnl : Ryrup.
For cbUdren Uetbln. . : . 5uftens the ! : Utul , redacu tn.
I\amm&UOI1.l11lals \ pun. curel " , tnd collu. a b < ! 1U60
I
All men want to be able to work ,
but all men do not want. to work. : ,
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SICK HEADACHE / \
. " PosItively cured by
CAD.JER"S these Little PHis.
1\ \ .
They also reUeTO Dis.
lYTLE tress from Dyspepsia , In.
dIgestIon and Too Hearty
I V E R Eating. It. perfect rem. .
edy lor DizzIness , Nau.
P II . LS . sea , Drowsiness , Dad
Taste In the Mouth , Coat.
ed TongUe , : Pnln In the
Side , TORPID LIVEn. r
They reljUlute the Dowels , : Purely Vegelable. .
SMAll PilL SMAll DOSE , SMAll PRICE , " -
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" Genuine Must Bear '
"ARTERS Fac-Simile Signature . . . . \ #
ITT
'aVER d
PILLS. / "P"d.
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
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LOW ,
ONE-WAY RATES
VIA
UNiON PACIFIC -
FROM
Missouri Rivai Terminals
"
( KANSAS CITY TO COUNCIL BLUFFS , INCLUSIVE ) !
EVERY DAY ,
j
S lember 1 to Oclober 31 , 1907
$ to San Francisco , Los
2 5 Angeles , San Diego and .
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many other California
1
points.
$ to Everett , Fairhaven , I
2 5 \Vhatcom , Vancouver
and Victoria.
S to Portland , Astoria , J - ' "
& 5 Tacoma and Seattle.
$ ) to Ashland , Roseburg ,
2 ! 5 Eugene , Al h an ) ' and
Sal { > m. includin So.
I Pac. branch lines in
I Oregon. . .
$ , 60 to Spokane anti in-
$2 &s termediate O. R. &
N. points , to Wenat-
chee and intermediate
points.
$ to DutteAnacondaHe-
2 0 lena , and all intermediate -
ate main line points.
$ to Ogden and Salt Lake
. . 2 0 Cit , a\d inermediate
mam hne pomts.
For full informatIon inquire ot
.J .
E. L. ' .Orw1AX. G. P. A. ,
Omaha , Nob.
