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CUSTfR COUNT' ( IUPUBUCAN
By D. M. AMBBERRY
DROKEN DOW. - - NEBRA K
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TIll ) Moroccans net I1S If this world
were peretu.1 ) : world's fair.
I Ioney friendship , like : -unnlng wa.
, t ter , lasts no longer than Its flood tide.
I The wheel of fnshlon has made It
posslblo for the diner to put his feet
" under U10 mahogany aguln.
I When the filh trusl II ! Iml on trial
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wUl It demand a jury of fishermen , so
\ thnt It may be'trlcd II ) ' Its peers ?
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Those who loolt and feel for the
" Bunny DIdo of lIfo wl1l not bo bothered
; much with the darkness of adversity.
! A coal miners' 11trlke Is threatened
Just In time to pul the prlco of next
! winter's coal up a few dollars per ton.
I An tbe age of airships has come the
I nation that wants to go to war should
I provldo ItseJr with a burglar.proof
roof.
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\ Commander Penry Isllmost never
! at' home when It Is' time to Tote , nnd
! yet he9 all Ule time thinking or the
poles ,
An Inventory at long range of the of.
fecta of Nlkola Tesla , the Inventor ,
reveals only a largo steel tower and n
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acrapbook.
Mm , Harry Thaw , we are told , Is
atudylng singing , and this looks as It
IIho were still detormll1C1 to ! to a
11oman of note ,
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'fhat woman who attrlbutod her 107
: - 1car to the fact that she ate so
many onions ha(1 a long lifo , but prob ,
] abl ) ' a'lonely ono ,
The London woman who chased her
1 husband 6,000 miles must have been
Yery easy to sull , considering that her
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.pouso was an English tailor.
I PO slbly It wuuld bo better not to
I offer prlzeo for largo families wlUlout
! Imposing some conditions al ! to U10
! manner In which they are reared.
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The Filipinos do not take to voting
aa n duck takes to water , but by and
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, by wben they are looking ror ofilco
) the ) ' will learn the "o.luo or the ballot.
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Sir Tbomas Lipton has never been
accused or being an Inebrlato , though
, bo has been following the cup bablt
10 long and has not. yet overcome It.
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Ot course anything In the pure food
, ; llne Is to be encouraged , but why
sbould "watered whisky" bo consld.
ered more deterlou Ulan the unwa.
= : f' : tcred . ?
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Every now and then a story Is told
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, j cldo , Weary , perhaps , of bolng pur-
'i' ' sued and mlsropresentod by no.ture
rakers.
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I Ha , hn ! Great. joke on next winter !
' There being no peach trees lert In the
\ Michigan rrult belt , It cannot kill the
" peach crop , as has been winter's annual -
, 1 . nual habit.
Uansas : bakers are rorblddon to
; > I knead their dough with tholr reet ,
, though they need tholr dough with
their feet as much as with any other
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I 't / part at the anatomy.
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'I : A 1enlus Is said to have Invented
ti pants without buttons , but there must
Hi be some mlstalce about that _ Every
it ! man at some time In his lIfo has had
t a llalr without buttons ,
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if. ! In pardoning Cot. Arthur Lynch ,
ni British subject. who taught agalnit ! his
country In the oer war and was con.
t ; Tlcled ot high trenson , Great Britain
I did the only thins Ulat was nearly
:1' : ' logical In nn 1110glcal slluatlon. The ;
1jl Boers themselves are In a. posltlolJ
r. ' hardly les8 atrange , remarks Youth'e
: tt Companion. Blnce their leadere , Bothe
: i I and othere , are the administrators 01
; . colon , . under the nation tbe )
t fought. The pardoned man Is at :
, I ( IrIshman. Charles Gavan Dutty wa !
, , tried for treason In ISt8. Later ho wal
f prime minister or Victoria , and Uu
! I British government knighted him ,
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. . It was dIscovered some years ag (
! that a part of the business district 0
, ' 1 Mlnneapolls was built over a graa
- : subterranean cavern , whose rockJ
I ; roof lay some sixty or moro feet b ( ;
low the Burfnco , but the fact has bcC !
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kept quiet until now. when the root
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t , of the cave hns been put upon lh ,
t i support of great concrete pl11ars. Th
lit. cave had been caused by n sub tel
" ' " ranean waterfiow. whIch has been d
'TOrted. When accldentnJly disco ,
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. ' ered , eays the San Francisco Arg (
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. naut , the 'cavern contained n lalO c
V'I 11ne ICHld water , ten teet deep , an
i ! large enough to have supplied th
, c1b' .
; ,1 The world Is not yet so setUe
' that aU the old U1r1l11ng tales or ne'
- l country must go out oC stock. It I
-'I : several years since western Amerlc
I t furnished an exclUng story of a ral
way race for a pass through th
, I f mountains. But now from Alask
comes the old tale retold , IUval road
' ; , building from the southern coal
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rt northward toward the Yukon and tl1
' 11 ; coppermlncs. 11ava chased tor It
needed passes ; nod pitched baUl !
have been fought with rifles. It Is U
same ptory wherever business goes J
advance of the law.
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New ife.Saving Projectile
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Apparatus Intended for Life-Saving stations along the COitst recently teat.
ed by the government ; a stout rope Is attached to the anchor-like projectile .
which la ahot over the wrecked ve&sel and the people on board are then carried -
ried ashore.
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OWNS UNIQUE ST A TOE
HARLEM TOBACCO DIALER HAS
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FIGURE OF WASHINGTON.
Colos&a' ' Wooden Llkene s of First
President Is , It Is Claimed by
the Owner , One Hundred
Yearo Old.
Now York.-Every now and then a
relic of revolutionary tlmos or which
little has been heard comes to the pub.
IIc notice , In the possession of a
Harlem tobacco dealer Is a colossal
wooden statue of George Washington.
' 1'ho owner , Joseph Liebman , says It
Is 100 yenTS old.
In the colonial days there was a
statue of Klog George In Dowling
Green J1ark. Arter the struggle for
Independence this 'statue was re-
Jlaced by ono of George Washington , '
It was of berolc size , and according to
the Information obtained by Mr , Lleb.
man It was the first statue of George
Washington erected In this countr ) ' ,
The stntue Is nine feet fi\'e Inches
from the base to lho top and weighs
800 pounds , Gen , Washington Is
wearing tbe continental unlform-
long blue coat with brass buttons. buft
breeches and riding boots. The right
arm Is extended and the left , carr'lng ,
his hat , Is resting on his hip , On the
right side Is n fob and watchchaln ,
Mr , Liebman h 1s looked up the hIstory -
tory of the statue , and he says that It
was put up In 1792. It stood for 43
years , wben It was decided to make
some Improvements In the park , The
city ofilclals looked over the statue
and decided that It was too oldfnsh-
loned and not dignified enough for the
city bec..mse it was of wood. As a
result It was sold at auction to a Ir.
Jacques. a collector oC things or the
ro\'olutlonary pOl'lod , He paid $250
tor 1l and sent It to South Norwalk ,
Conn. , where It remained until he
died , In 18GO , when It was sold ngaln.
The purchaser this time was Antonio
Decorate , who lived In this clt ) ' , but
oventunll ) ' It fell Into the hands of
Frank Theobold , the tobacco dealer ,
Mr. 'I'heobold sold his business to
Mr. Liebman , and with It went the
statue , Its present owner puts a high
value on It. He snys It Is worth $5-
OOG-at least he has been tel that by
persons \vho proCesR to have some
knowledge of the subject. Mr. Lleb.
man sa's he has been advIsed by Dr.
Kelley of the City HIstory club to hold
on to the statue , as It Is sure not to
doprcclrate In value from the collec.
tor's standpoint.
During the centennial or 1889 It
had a place on the temporary arcb at I
Washington square. It Is a fine pleco
of work and It was admired by thou ,
sands , It would 110 gone to the Chi.
cage world's fair had these In charge
ot the arrangements hero known or
Its existence In limo to send It. At
tbe tlmo Senator Depew sent a letter
sayIng that he did not find out about
the statue unUl too late to have It
sblpped.
Mr , Llobman hils made manr : In.
qulrles Crom Lbe Sons of the Revolution -
tion and the Colonial Dames about the
statue , He Is not rIch , he says , and he
finds that the competition In Ills trade
Is pretty stlrr , but ho Intends to hold
on to the statue ,
SPARKING STARTS THE GUNS.
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Comedy of Errors In Courtship Almost -
most Provcs Tragedy.
Wllliamsport , Pa.-A comedy of
errors came near ending In a tragedy
at Montours\'lIIe. Constables Rogers
nnd Shlrm at midnight were spooking
around the houses In search of a
traplplsh-Iooklng stranger , who they
belle\'fd ! was a burglar ,
Edward Wadsworth , of Galeton , a
8chool teacher , who had come to town
during the day , was spending the e\"e-
nlng with his sweethellrt. They saw
the constables sncaklng aroqnd and
I thought they were burglars.
Wadsworth said he would watch
them. He followed. The constables
saw him skipping from out of one
dark corner Into another. They.
thought ho was the tramp they were
looking for and gave chase ,
Wadsworth took to his heels. Can.
stable Hogers fired three shots , and
\Vadsworth threw up his arms. expectIng -
Ing the "highwaymen" to go through
hIs pockets. Instead the two constables -
stables grabbed , him , tore his coat ,
and were hustling him to the lock-up
when his young lady friend , In a con'
dltlon bordorlng on h'sterla , appeared
on the scene and explained the situa-
tion.
: , SLEEPS ON' PHONE POLE
I Lineman Twice Takes Naps In Peril.
L ous Place.a.
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, Baltlmoro , Ald-John Leitner , 27
. years old , lineman tor tbo Chesapeake
I and Potomac TeleIhono companhas a
I mania for Calling asleep on telephoue
) polcs.
Twice wlthtn 48 hours Leitner has
slumbered peacefully on the top or a
) pole , and In both occasions the Ilollce
f ha\'e been caUed upon to take his sup-
t posed dead bed ) ' from the wires.
, A few minutes before 12 o'clock
! - the superintendent of Tlmanus' Mills
11 telephoned to the Northern pollce sta.
r tlon that an employe of the Chesa-
e peake 8IJ1d Potomac Telephone como -
o pany Jifrd been stricken by electrlclt ) '
r. and that his body was resting on the
I. wires. '
, . A' moment later the Mount Vernon
) - Mills , the Tlmanus Mills and other
If Industries In the neighborhood were
d em11t1ed or their worl.men going to
e dinner ; but nearly all or l1\Cm hall.
cd nnd with pitying glances and hor.
ror-stricken faces le\'oled their o'es
d upon U10 still figure on the top of the I
" pol\ , I .
s The man In ) ' perfecl1y still. Ono
a leg was thrown o\'er cross beam , the
I. other was wrapped about n cable , and
e his arms were ( ' , , , tended and Jartl ) '
a resllog his drooping head on the beam
Is above him. Just as the nmbulanco
it approachCll the 11010 the SUI1posed
Ie dead man awakened , but la ' down
10 aga n. "
) s The pollcemon recognized him as
10 the same Individual who had reeled ,
in tbem before and the ) . ordorell him
down. Leitner descended , and when
ho reach'd the foot or the pole he
staggered so perceptibly and talked so
\'acuely of the "wires bOlng hot" that
ho was talten Into custody and charg.
cd with bolng drunk.
CANNED PEARS WITH HISTORY.
Put Up 32 Yearn Ago , and Kept Intact
by Successive Owners.
Washlngton-In the window of a
lunchroom on Pennsyl\'anla a\'enue Is
a giant glass jar of brandied pears
that were Put UI1 b ) ' l\Irs. Ella C. HaIler -
ler , In Paterson , N , J. , on the 25th 01
Pebruary , 1875 , They have changed
hnnds many times , but each time they
r0l11l1lncd untouched , their ownerE
seomlng to lack the heart to break thE
seal at the jar.
John Keennn , woU-known to the 011 :
Inbabltnnts of Washington , broughl
the jar to this
city about ten ) 'ean
after It was 111t111 , and for se\'era
) 'ears It stood on exhibition In the all
Higgs 1I0uso bar. There It altra"tec
the attentl n of manr prominent mer
and statesmen , Large prices were of
Cered for It , but 1111 were refused.
F'lnaJJ ) ' It was ramed and the pro
ceeds Jlven (0 ( charlt ) ' . As much ru
$1,000 was netted , SUbsequently thl
now owner ramed It and gained $ : ! 51
thl'reb ) ' . The man who la t won I
presented It to I1ln sweetheart , whe
upon l11\rl''lng another , gave It to he
relatives , In whoso lJOssesslon It no\
rests.
The jar stnn li : abont three fee
high , and the fruit Is In perfect stat ,
of J1resen'atlon In 11eaeh brandy. 1
Is 110sslble thnt the jar will bo aeall
dlllllosed or at the lks' talr this ral
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PRISON TRUCK fARM
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ONE OF FEATURES OF MISSOURI
PENITENTIARY.
Is Started Because Warden of Instltu.
tlon Likes to See Things Grow-
Welcome Change In Con.
viet Fare.
Jeffcrson eltto.Truck : garden.
Ing on Il lal'ge scnlo has become ono
of the featurcs of the manllgement or
the 1'otlssourl ponltentlarr , under Matt
W. HnJJ , who Is n farmer when not In
the pubUc service , and has the Inborn
deslro of all farmers to see things
growing around him , On what Is
known as the Hstate farm" ho has tbls
year produced a tremendous amount
of garden stuft of all kinds , all of
wbleh Is utilized on the prIson table.
aftordlng a very welcome nnd health.
ful cbango of menu for the convIcts.
The "stale farm" consists of 47
acres of lard. Part or It has been cut
away in sUPI11ylng clay tor the prIson
brlckrard , Jmr' ' . Is utilized as n pas.
ture , and about 14 acres are lIUed for
the prIson garden.
Some Idea or the magnitude of the
output of the prison garden can be
gained by the statement that 470 bush.
cIs of "snap" beans have already been
fed to the COD\'lcts this senson. It
takes 70 bushels to go around at one
meal In the prIson dinIng room.
On three-quarters of an acre or
ground 26,500 pounds ot cabbage bave
been cut tbls season. Tbls is not all
of the cabbage crop , but this was an
early and unusuaUy prollOc "pntch , "
There are several acres more of the
garden In cabbage.
Onions to the amount of se\"eral
hundred bushels , besides se\'cral
meals or young onions. served enrly
In the spring , radishes , rbubarb and
other stuft were grown In the greatest
abundance ,
The prIde or tbo warden and his su.
perlntendent. John Brumer , centers ,
however , In the tomato crop. Eleven
thousand se\'en hundred vines , co\'er.
IDf' something over three acres of
ground , are tn fuU rruIt , and ) 'Ield now '
something l1ke 40 bushels per day. Amore
moro welcome addition to Ule prison
faro than sliced tomatoes conl11 not
be. supplied , The crop Is exceedingly
prolific and fine this Beason , and the
vines wiU Iteep on bearing untll rrost.
Col. HaU figures on having enougb
green tomatoes to pick late in Sep.
tomber to make several hogsbeads of
Io. bo chow" and other pickles to add
to > the prIson larder ,
The garden lies on top of some of
the high bluffs overlooking the Missouri -
souri rIver , The land orlglnall ) ' was
not the best , but bas been brought tea
a high state of productiveness "by fertilization -
tilization , Six or eIght crIppled and
superannuated com"lcts are employed
In tbe garden under the sUllen'lslon of
Ir. Brumer ,
It is the intention of Warden Hal1
to put In next sprIng a sman herd of
cows for the purpose or supplying
mtlk and butter for the prison hos-
pital. They will be kept In connection
with the garden and wiU work a can.
slderable saving to the state , as the
mtlk and butter supply for the hospital -
pital now costs something like six dollars -
lars per day.
RUNS AWAY WITH AN INDIAN.
Mother , However , Spoils , Boy's Dream
of Wild and Woolly West.
Hammonton , N , J.-Whlte Tiger ,
who claims he Is a fuJJ.bloodel1 Apache
Indian and has been givIng wtld west
exhibitions bere , was arrested charged
with attempting to kidnap John D.
Laughlin , aged 13 years ,
The boy lert his home In the morn ,
Ing to work In Skinner's glass factory ,
Instead of going to work he met
White Tiger and , went to Winslow's
Junction with him. There they were
arrested by Officer Wtlllam Keyser on
a warrant sworn out b ) ' the boy's mother -
. ther , just as they were going to leave
on a freight tr.aln for Jerse ) ' City.
At the hearln ; betore Justlco J , H.
Gaston the boy said the Indian had
told him that If ho would go wltb him
they would make lots of money gl\'ing
shows , and would go to White Tiger's
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Indian homo In Oklahoma.
'rho Indian showed that he was a
United States prisoner out on parole
from the Lawton ( Okll1. ) penltentfar ) ' ,
He was discharged b ) ' Magistrate Gas ,
ton , who decided that the boy was
too old to bo kidnaped and went with
, the Indian voluntarll ) ' .
DOOM IN BROOM CQRN.
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Mattoon Man Gets $130 Per Ton , High ,
est Price of Season.
Mattoon , 111.-1'horo has not been
n time In ten ) 'earll when the clean.
up of old stock In the central broom
corn distrIct has' been ns complete
as It Is at present.
A few scatterIng lots of cholc ( ;
bruh ; remain , and this Is being eager ,
I ) ' sought for bJ. the manufacturers ,
whoso stock , in nearly all cases ' Is al
\ low ebb. There has just been' madE
11 sale of 20 tons at $130 a ton , thlE
being the high figure ror the season
. . -though 6e\'eral sales at $12fi ha\'E
been reported during the past twc
weeks.
So far as known there nro only twc
blocks of cholco I1l1nolts stock of an3
considerable size remaining In thE
central lIlstrlct.
The high prlco commanded rOJ
brubh has been cncouraging to ! ; row
crs. A canvass shows an Increase 0
Cull ) ' 7 per cent. In acreagc for till
, ) r sent year , 'I'heso lIGures Indlcato I
lllant of 31,000 acres , as against 2G,00
acres last rear.
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JAMIE WASTED NO 'tiME.
Vouthful Philosopher Had CarefullY
Thought Out Situation.
It WIlS Jamlo's batb night. He had
several each wcek anl1 ho bated them I
aU. On this particular night , ooco
started , ho soaked and splashed In the
tub for a full half bour , then hilS
mother haled hIm forth. He came out
of the room In his pajamas wllh hIs
face all streaked and ( ] Irt ) . as It was !
when 11e went In.
"Mercyl" crIed his mother. "I
thought 'ou took a balh. "
"So I did ! " answered Jamie scorn.
rufly. "A bully onel"
"Dut your face 15 black ! " said hfs
mother.
"Oh ! " JamIe smiled understand.
Ingly. "My face Is all right. I bave
to wash that In the morning , bath erne
no batb. You don't s'pose I'm going
to waste lime bathing my facol I
nlwa's begin just below my enrs nnd
work down on my arms and legs ; but
I always leave my face and bands-
those ends I 'tend to tn the morning ! "
PRISCRIP1'ION& Ii LATIN.
'rhc Public Should Have Them Trans.
lated by the Druggists ,
What virtue Is there In the secrecy
with which the doctor hedges about ,
his profession ? '
"ProCesslonal etiquette" occupies a
prominent place In the currIculum of
ever ) ' medical school , and when strIct.
ly analyzed "professional etiquette"
seems to mean "doing what Is best for
the doctor , Inl\'ldually ] and col- I
lectl\'e ! ) ' . " ;
Among the things that "is best for I
the doctor" is the writing of his prescriptions -
scriptions In Lalln , and thus Iteeplng
the public In Ignorance not anI ) . of
what It Is taltlng tor Its Ills , but fore.
Ing a call upon the doctor each time
a prescription is needed , .
In plain and unmistakable English
the wrIting or prescriptions In Latin
makes business for the doctors.
Let us say that ) 'OU have the ague.
You had It last ) 'ear and the ) 'ear be-
fore. Each time 'ou ha\'e visited the
doctor and ho has prescribed for you
-in I..atln , You ha\'e ne\'er known' '
what he has gi\'en ) 'OU for the disease ,
nnd so each time ) 'ou are forced to go
to him again and give him an opportunity -
tunity to repeat his prescrIption-in
Latin , and his fec-In dollars.
If ) 'Ou sk the doctor why he uses
Latin In writing his prescriptions , why
be writes "aqua" 'when he means water -
ter , 11e wil1 gl\'e ) 'OU a technical dissertation -
sertation on the purity of the Latin
language , c.nd the fact that aU words
are derl\'ed rrom It , etc , It will be a
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dissertation that .ou ma- not be able
to answer , but It will hardly convince
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) .ou ,
It would be a good thing for the public -
lic to de\'lse a little code of ethics of
Its own ; ethics that will be "a good
thing for the public IndivIdual ! ) ' and
collectl vely , "
Let \IS apply one of the rules ot this
code oC ethics to ) 'OU , the Individual. '
You call In tbe ph'slclan when ) .ou
have the ague , the grippe , or any oC
the otber Ills to which human fiesh Is
heIr , and which ) -OU may have again
some da ) . , The doctor prescribes-In
Latin , and you take this , to you , meanIngless -
Ingless scribble to the druggist to
have It compounded , Right here Is
where ) 'ou come In , If ) 'OU are wise ,
Say to the dr\l glst thnt 'ou want a
translation of that prescription , It Is
your prl\'llege to Imow what you are
taltlng. While the doctor's code 01
ethics ma ) ' not recognize this right It
Is ) 'ours just the sarno.
With the translated prescription in
) 'our IOSsesslon 'ou have two distinct
ad\'antages. You know what ) 'OU are
taldng , anl1'shoull1 you wIsh to caU
some other doctor at some time ) 'OU
will be able to tell 111m what drugs 'Ol\
ha\'e been put ling into ) 'our system ,
and also if ) 'Ou should have the same
disease ngaln ) ' 01\ can ! ! ave 'ourself
a visit to the doctor , and his fee , b ) '
taking this translated prescrlptlon te )
the druggist once more and Imvlng it
refined ,
Jerome on Colored Evidence.
District Attorney Jerome , ot New
Yorlt , said one day . of a piece of se&-
Vicious evidence :
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.It Is evidence that has lIeen tam.
pered with , colored , It II ! like the
ladY's report of her ph'siclan's pre-
scrlptl0I1 ,
"A lady one day In Ju ! ) . visited her
physician , 'rhe man examined her
nnd said :
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'Madam , ) 'OU are enl ' a little run
down. You need frequent baths nnd
plenty of fresh air , and I ad\'lse ) 'OU to
dress In the coplest , most comfortable
cloUlCs-nothlng stiff or formal. '
"When she got home her husband
asked her what the physician had said.
The lady replied :
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'He said I must go to the 6casl1Oro ,
do plenty of automobiling. and get
some new summer gowns. ' "
She Experimented.
I A little girl of fi\'e was tnl , n tc
church one Sunda ) ' , and IIsteDl'd will
I \1netpected : : attention to the sermon
which graphlcall ) ' told the storr 0
I the stilling of the tempest on the SC !
. oC Ga1l1ee , and how Chrllt walked or
! 1 the waves. In the afternoon her moth
I ! er mlssel her and begnn an anxlolll
, , cearch of the houses she Ill'are
! I the bathroom sl1e heard sounds 0
I splashing , and hurried to the door te
behold 1\ small , excited face pl'crlnf
over the rim of the hlg white tub , ane
to hear 1\ small , excltod'olee ex :
clnJm : "Sny , mamma , this walkln !
on the water Is quite a trick. "
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Burglar's Pathetic Wall ,
I A burglar arrested in IAndon th ( ;
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) other night remarked regretfully : "I
1 knew the limo when I could do 2C
) houscs In two hours. But I am get. .
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tlng ld. "
Born , Not Worn.
Llttte Mnrgaret's cralldmOU1er had
i'rltten for a photograph or her namesake - \
sake , the "bllby. " For materIal ren.
sons It was advisable that the lItUo
girl should appenr as well dressed as
posslblo. and a cousin's now openwork
dress was boJ'rowel1 for the occasion.
On being arrayed for the picture Margaret -
garet rushed to her father , cr'lng :
"Oh. father , just look ! These Illn't ,
worn helM ; tbey 13 born holes.-lIar.
per's.
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury.
meNury : will .urel , dutroy the .euo of .mell
and complatel , derauJo the whole 'Yltem whcn ,
entering n throuJh the mucous l1rl.CUJ. Bucb
artlclu .boold nerer be ulod nCl'pt on ) lrocrll > - j
tloDi from reputable phy.lelanl. u the damlJo Ule , . ;
will do II ten fold to the oed YOI1 can poulbly de'
rire lrom them , llall' . Catarrb ( uro. manutlcLured
b , F. J. Chene , & Co. . Toledo , 0. , contAins no mer-
cury' , and I. taken InternaUy , actlnl ; dlreclly llpon
the blood and mocous lurface , of the system. In
bulul : UaU' , Catarrh Cure bo lure JOutet tb.-
gonulne , 1& I. taken Int rDaUy a ld mllde In Toled : ! ,
Ohio , by F , J Cheney / { Co. TesliUlonlals troo.
Sold b , . Drugjllltl. l'rlco. ' ; 5c , ! , er bottle ,
T : e 11&\1' \ . } amllT I'm. lor coastJ aUon.
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Colleges Undesirable Fire Risks.
Colleges are now regarded as rather
undesirable Insurance rIsks. and It Is ,
probable that the rate will be gen. '
crall , . Increased , In 18 years 784 fires ,
bllve occurred In college 1ml1dlngs , en.
tailing a loss of $10,500,000 In money
and a heavy loss of life. This makes.
the average money loss over ; t3,000.
Reasonable Explanation.
"I wonder why n dog chases bis
tall ? "
"A sense of economy. "
"Economy ? "
"Yes ; can't you see he is tryIng to-
make both ends meet ? " ,
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Guns , Traps , Decoys , Etc.
Lowl'St prices , Write for frcecatnlojtNo.l
N. W. llille & l ur Co. , Minneapolis , Minnr
Lots of people manage to keep the
truth pretty busy with Its struggles
to rise.
Lewis' Single Binder etrnight 5c cigat'
made of richt.mellow tobacco. Your deal. I
cr or Lcyis' 1'lIctor ) ' . ! 'eoria , 111. I
He alone Is poor who wastes his
tlmo and neglects his opportun1Ues.- .
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JUrIl. Wlnlllow's SoothJnJ : R71"Q
For cbtldftn ! teetbtnll : . , oftens . . the J:1Inu , ntuu. In-
IiamDaUon.11l1a,1I pain. curci . . .1I1d collu. z.c. U.
I .
All men want to be able to work ,
but al1 men do not want to work. :
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SICK HEADACHE / ,
" ' Positively cured by
CAD"JER'tS these LUtle PJIls _
I' \
They n1so relleTfI Dill-
ITTLE tress lrom D1 pep la , In.
dlgestlonanilToollearty
I V E R Eating , perfect rem. ,
eily lor Dlzr.lness : , Nau'
P I LLS . sea , Drew lness , Dad
Taste In thelIoutb , Coat'
ed TongUe , Pain In WI !
Side , TORPID LIVER. i
They regulate the Dowels , Pure1y Vegetable. J
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE , SMAll PRICE. "
Genuine Must Bear '
CARTE RS ' .
Fac-Simile Signature . . . .
It'f. ' ITTLE '
'IVER d _
PILLS. / .Ad"o
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES ,
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LOW
ONE-WAY RATES
VIA
UNION PACIFIO .
FROM
Missouri River Termimils
( KANSAS CITY TO COUNCIL BLUFFS , INCLUSIVE )
EVERY DAY ,
j
Seplember 1 to October 31 , 1907
$ to San Francisco , Los
2 5 Angeles , San Diego and - .
many other California
points.
$ II : : to Everett , Fairhaven ,
2 \Vhatcom , Vancouver
: &
and Victoria. ,
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$ to Portland , Astoria , ) ) - '
5 Tacoma and Seattle ,
$ to Ashland , Roseburg ,
2 5 Eugene , Al ban ) ' and
Salc m. includin So.
Pac. branch lines in
Oregon. ,
$ to Spokane and in.
.
2 250 termediate O. R. &
N. points , to Wenat-
chee and intermediate
points.
$ to ButteAnacondaHe-
2 0 lena , and all intermediate -
ate main line points.
$ to Ogden and Salt Lake
. $2 0 Citr ald in ermediate
mam hne polOts.
For full informatton intluire 01
. . J
E. L. ' .OMAX , G. P. A. , . .
Omllha , Nab.