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. ( USlfR COUNT' ( RrpU UCAN
By D. M. AMSBERRY
DItoKEN DOW , . . NEDRABlCA :
Snn I "rnnclsco noodcl1 BllJlos nrlcr
nl1 maI'o thnn It dill monoy.
A IJrnh1 storm mn3' ho only nn un.
usunl numlJor of "thought. vllJratlons"
convorglng Into a vortox.
Snn Snlvador tias dlshntltled It3
nrmy. In ether words. . the govorn.
mont told the mnn ho might go homo
nnd rnlso bnnnnns.
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A Connecticut fIshe mnn clnlms to
! hnvo seen n roll.hended dovll.fIsh
which stood on It@ tnll anl1 hl sel1 nt
him. Too mnch bnlt.
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A Chlcngo Unlvorslty professor
thlnls thnt "Amorlcnns nro too blood.
thirsty. " Move to IUnond by excerpt.
I lng the word " , lJlood. "
t Dr. Phllputt says there , nro more
good wives thnn good husbntllls , but
mn'Uo ho Is only judging by the . vol.
umo of conversntlon.
To thlnl ( of thel1' .cnll1ng thnt poor
Spnnlsh prlnco "Alfonso Pia CrIstina
Edunrdo ! " The boys w111 probnbly
cnll him PI , for short !
It Germnn scientists 11l\ve renl1y l11s.
covered n cure for tuborculosls the
rest of the world w111 npplnud their do.
Ubornte methods of study.
Grnndfnther Gould mny have
thought tennis frlvolou boslde money.
mnklnc schemes , but young Jny Goull1
thlnls It Is just the rnclot.
Mnrk Twnln mny be expected tb.
hnve II. lot of fun with the Dotrolt of.
fIclnl who hns declared thnt ono of his
storlos Is "lIternry junl ( . " .
Henry James snys that ho has nllver
henrd nn Amorlcnn womnn sny "thnnle
you. " Poor fellow , whn.t bnd compllny
ho must hnvo ItalJt III his nntlve Innd.
"Do something dlfforent every dny.
Get out of bed wIth II. different leg
first ever 1110r.l1Ing. " rrlma Julian
Hawthorne , Who evll1ently eXIJects us
to remnln In b d nftor the second dny.
A South Cnrollna pnller opines that
"tho tone of n bUllfrog Is the sweetest
note In nnturo's music ) " Thore's no
accounting for tastoa , as the old wom.
nn snm when she Iclssetl the cow.
Sir Frodorlcle 'rroves says that .Lon.
( Ion fogs must be abollshod to save
the Uves of the IJooplo. Send for some
l1vo Yllnltee and ho will find a method
to concentrate thom nnd use tiICm for
Irrigation.
John. L. Su1l1vnn's dofInltion of a
mOllycQddlc.La says."fudge"
, guy Who. says.
when 11e Qught to be scndlng rlRM und
left to the jaw-Is unnecessarily pro.
lIx. A guy who suys "fudgo , " would
bo sufficient.
The nntlon Is glven to understnnd
by the ntlon of -president In
waiving n cnblnet moetlng to jump
hurdles that pllyslcal exorclso Is ns
hnportant toward good cltlzonsblp us
tle ! ex rtlon of gray mutter , I
There wns qulto n mystery about
the brIdal of Miss Torr ' , who , tn splto
of her spinster prefix , Is now maldng
hapllY a third husbnnd. The poet
must have had her In mind when 110
said , " ' 1'lmo cannot wlthor , nor custom
stale her Infinlto vl\l'lot ) ' . "
Dravo a Kmold Is , ho cnnnot fnll
to see manifold reasons , In Amorlcn ,
why ho shou1l1 have the welfare of his
own country In mind when ho sa's
that ho 10POS the bonds botwnon the
Unltod States nml Jalllln w111 bo
streng honed with the passing yenrs.
Wben n man gambles nnd doosn't
win , nnd then speculates nnd loses II.
few tlmos , his wife Is fully porsuadell
that ho .does.1t on l\1rllOSO leeep her
out of that exnlted stntlon In lite
where sho. would bo Buch a bright and
shining ornnment. It novel' occurs to
her , says the Nn hvllJe American , that
she might dazzle 1'fow . where she
Is at.
Tusleogoo Instltuto now owns 2,000
acres of land , 83 bUildings , dwclUngs ,
dormlt9rlos , clnss.rooms , shops and
barns , live stocle , fnrm Implements ,
etc. , all vnlued nt $86,000. Desldos , It
has 22,000 acres at 1mbllc lands grant.
ed by congress , valued ht $136,000 , and
an endowment fund of $1,276,000. 'fho
InsUtutc how hus over 1,8QO pUJlls In
1\11 Its dOIJnrtments , nnd Is growing
every year.
In a .railway carl'lago , perohod an 1\
cliff overhanging -the Severn , t1l ar
Drldgnprth , England , lIves Henry
HUdson , a mnn who has traveled ex.
. tenslvoJy , IHlbllshOlI 11101'0 thnn one
novel and written for sclontifIc mnga.
zlnes. Ho adopted his strange mode
of life IlnrUy from a love of nature ,
. [ lays nn English c rresllontt nt. He
Q uullds coracles , which he sends to
Norwny , nnd has Invented soclcs made
from wood , which are being cons1 < < } .
cred by the British m111tm'y authorl.
ties.
1\Irs. Roosevelt has chosen to all ) '
herselt with thnt Ilnrt of society which
f goes In for uplifting. She haS sedu.
1 lously avoided the merely frivolous.
i Her name Is on the list of patrons of
art and music. She Is lllcdged , when
' ; . l1er husband leaves office , to nld In
i' : ' I" the establlshmcnt of n national ncad.
" emy of nrt and of a national consorva.
tory , both to be supported by govorn.
ment funds. It Is understood that she
r' wlsbos to go down In Whlto House
, . annals , s the most Inte1l1go11t nnd
" . conaclo 1t1pu ottoctor at hls orJc
chinn " 'hi ) hns ever gra ed th Btntoly
: DlaDslon.
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VIRGINIA'S LESSON
By Hilda Richmond J
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"It Isn't that Herbert Is n bnd boy , "
Mrs. CnsUo was snylng , with a war.
.
rJed look on her motherly face , ' 01'
that Virgin In Is dlsobol1lont. They nre
simply too silly for anything. 'Mushy , '
the boys call them , nnd the word fits I
very well. ' Instead of llllving n. good ,
time with the crowd as they always I' '
did , they prefer to sit around by
thorn solves at pnrtles and Virginia Is I
getting so dreamy thnt you hnvo to
opeak two or thrco times boforo. she
ronllzes she Is on earth. "
"Oh , well , " said her sister , eonsol.
Ingly , "all girls have these opo1l8. I
remember how Dab Lnne anl1 I used
to think our folies cruel and unsympa.
thotlc because they ruthlosllly spol1od
our cherished plans by sondlng ufJ
nwny to school. Virginia w111 got ever
1101' foolishness In good tlmo nnd bo
able to laugh nt hersolf. Don't take
It to heart so. " :
"It's all very well for you to take
that vlow , for your girls nro too small
to give you any trouble yeti but just
walt a few years. Virginia's 110alth
nnd lessens ouffor whllo she Is moping
around , nnd I real1y have to torce her
to eat when she nnd Her ort hnve hnd
n. . lIttle tiff. I wloh they would fal1 out
and scrntch each other'S' faces ns they
did years ngo. , Then maybe this nonsense -
sense would com to an end. I always
think of Editha when I see her , for
she moped just JlJco that when she
was Virginia's ngo. "
"Edlthal The very person ! Send
I for her to come and spend II. month
with you , nnd If that doosn't bring
Virginia to her senses nothing w111.
Il will mean n lot of hard worle , but'
you wm o ropald for thnt , I am
sure. ! ' ,
In less than a woele Mrs. CnsUo WM
nble to announce carelessly at the
dlnnor table that Cousin Editha and
her tamlly would visit them next
weele. Mrs. Randolph narrowly
watched Virginia without seomlng to
do so , nnd saw just what she expected
In the pretty Cace of her niece.
"Cousin El1lthal" 'said Virgin In , with
n ploasod. look. "I havon't soon her
slnc" the day I was fiower girl at her
wedding. She wns just 17 thon-as
old ns I am now-nnd I was t n. Do
you remember , mamma , how porfect-
ly'beautlful she looked ? "
"Yes , she wns a lovely brldo , " said
Mrs. Cnstle. "Unloss you oat moro
SlppOr , Virginia I cannot al10w you
to go to the lecture tl1ls ovonlIg. ) "
"How mnny chl1l1ren has she ? " asle.
ed Mr. CasUo. "Thre or flYUr ? "
"Throe , " answered hts wlfo. "Two
boys .and n bahy girl. "
The whole family had boon Instruct. .
od as to bohn.vlor nnd these plotters
against Vlrglnln detormlned to do or I
dlo during the weoles to f llow. Even
Rob llromlsod to ten l' hlmsolf from the
delights of baseball , If by so doing
"Vlrglnln. could b made to act with n
lIttle common sense , " as ho expressed
It. '
A few days later Cousin Editha nnd
qer family mal10 their nppenrance.
"Give mo the baby , Edo , " said a
3'Olll1g mnn who had conducted two
smnll boys In dirty llnon suits down
the car steps , "Tho brakeman w111
carr ' 'our luggage. "
"Edo ! " Virginia leolted In disgust
nt the Jnnocent ) 'oung maD , but her
disgust changed to nstonlshmont a
minute IntoI' when her mother Iclssod
the 111110 young womnn with her hnt
on one side of her head nnd told her
how dollghted they were to BOO thom
nil. Was It posslblo thnt this wns the
beautiful brldo of seven yenrs ago ?
The long train , exqulslto voll and
white tlowers with which Cousin
Editha had alwnys 'boon Invested In I
Virginia's memory faded awny before
this tlrod , thin woman and her lIttle
family.
' ' 'And this Is Virginia ? " sad Cousin I
Edlthn , as soon as the boys hnd boon I
paclcod In the Sl11'roy and the bnby on
Mra. Castle's Inp. "You'ro qulto a
young lad ) ' , Virginia , and a pretty ono ,
too. No , Cnrlos , mustn't " , hip the
horsle ! Jack , stop pulUng aHho lInel !
These < ; hlhlren were clean when wo
started , nun tie , but only" for a few I
mlnutos. I suppose I'll have to talco. .
the b by. Sho's cutting tooih , nnd fear.
fully cross. Ycs , mnmma Is well M
usual , but she nlwa's seems tired.
She helps mo a lIttle with the chll.
dron nnd-Jaclc ! I have sIJolcen to you
for the last tlmo ! If 'ou touch these
11nos again I'll spanle you ns soon ns
wo get to nuntlo's. "
Virginia snt sllont during the short
ride. Cousin Editha's husband had
wnllced with Rob , loavlng the purrey
for the ladles nnd children , so Mrs.
Rnco hnd the whole care of the livelY
Infnnts. Mrs. Castle sat with her In
the bnck sent nnd Vlrglnln lmd the
two boys with her In front , so there
was uttlQ chance for her joining In
the conversation If she had , wished to.
Her cousin's sharp , tired volco grated
unpleasnnt on her enrs ns she remembered -
bored the soft , low tones that had re-
IIponded so musically to the momon.
taus Questions the dny she had boon
the fiowor girl.
"Edo hasn't been 'lory weU lately ,
buf I tblnk the rest wllJ do her good , "
Mr. Race wns saYing to Mrs. Randolph
when they drove up to the porch.
"I'vo got to hurry bncle to the city to
attend to Bomo business , but I'm glad
to lenvo Ul0 babies In such good
hnnds. "
VlrglnlJhnst nqd to her : room to
examine the extent . f'th" 'damago
, two pairs at dusty shoes bnd done to
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bel' dnlnty whlto dress , but her mbth-
or soon cnlled her down to wheol. the
bnby "whl1o Cousin Editha rests n' few ;
mInutes. " The few minutes proved t6
bo two hours , for the tired mother
wns not wOll , nnd the long c r tld
, had made her worl\o than usual. She
came down to dlnnor In II. white wra'p' .
pOl' that made her paler than ovtir , s
Virginia do voted herself to the nOls
, boys Ull bedtlmc.
"A picnic for mo ? It's very nlco'of
you , dear , but I couldn't go , " snhl
Cousin Edlthn when Virginia spoleo
of the pIon she nnil her mother had
made. " 1 coull1n't bo easy n mlnuto
awny from Daby , nnd taking her along
Is out of the quostlon , You go nnd
llavo n good tlmo Vlrglnln , nnd .don't
worry about me. If I cnn wear a pall'
of slippers anq an old 'wrnpper , thnt Is
al1 L cnro for these days. When the
chlldron grow up 1'11 go to picnics
agnln , but , I'm afraid , not boforo. "
"Dut wo want to do somothlng ,
ploasnnt for yoU , " said Virginia. "How
nbout a pnrty ? That wouldn't bo take
Jng you fnr from the .baby. "
"Edo alwnys says partlos begin too
Into for her , " laughed Mr. Rnce. , "Sho
JU1s ncqulred the hnblt of' going to bed
at eight every evening. "
"It nlways shocks Vlrglnln. to have
you so.y 'Edo' , but I tel1 her wo
hn ven't tlmo for long. nnmes , " snld
Mrs. Rnee. "It she hnd thr o chlldron
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I ' Wheeled the Baby. .
eryJng at once she would soon learn
to snvo tlmo every way she could.
Yes , I do go to bed at eight when I'm
homo , for I'm aJways tired out. You'll
find out whnt good times you'ro hnv.
Ing now , my chlll1 , when they are all
past. 1 feel old enough to bo a gwand-
moth r somotlmes , nnl1 I'm only 24. "
"That's true , " said Mr. Race , with
a lIttle lnugh. "Whonovor I see VI
glnla and Herbert roadlng Tennyson
together I thlnle how I used to sit by
the hammocle and rlto 'Lucmo' by
the hour for you , Editha. I'll try to remember -
member the 0111 nnmo for Vlrglnln's
1J0nont. I don't boHovo I could call to
mind thre I1nes now to save m ) ' lIfo. "
"I heard.'you quoting this the ether
day \'hQn wo had to walt so long at
the hotel . for dinner , " said 1\1'5. Raco. . . "
"Duthnt wns on13' two I1nes :
" 'He mo. ) ' Jlvo 'xlthout lovo-who.t Is po.s.
alon but plnlns ? , , '
But where Is the mo.n tho.t co.n JIve
without dinIng ? "
" 'Vo never paid attontlon t those
I1nes In the old days , I1ld we ? " asleed
Mr. Rnce , who had reached t11e per.
fect good comrndeshlp with his young
wlfo which few early marrlagos over
show , but which Vlrslnln. thought hor. .
rlblo. "I remember we used to weep i I
copiously-that Is , you 'Ud-ovor cor.
tnln fictitious horolnos , and the sarno
!
pnssages now would only caUS ) 'ou
to smllo. "
Vlrglnln had sHpped nwny from the
young couple sitting In the midst of
playthings , . little garments nnd
crumbs , for a good 11I1rd think In her
own room. Cousin Edlthn's visit came
to nn end boCoro the I1vely chlldron
were every ono out , and when at 1ast
they went homo Virginia gave nn 1m.
lJ'Omptli lIttle lllll'ty to celebrnto the
ovent.
The young people who had shunned
tilO Cnstles slnco the house hnd to be
perfectly quiet after Bovon o'clock
every oven lng , cnmo trooping back ,
and once 'more the big house rnne
with laughter nnd fun. Vlrglnln was
the gayest of the gny , and once when
Herbert pressed her hnnl1 under cover
of the portiere , she only 1l\ug11od joyously -
ously nnd said , "Don't . bo a gooso.
Dert. "
Where Periods Are Dropped.
"Tho ono thing In Amerlcnn print
that lJUzzlod mo 'most when I first
began to .rend NO\v York papers was
the l1\metuntlon , " said a man from
Hull. " 1 wns espoclally confusQd by
the n1ll1Utudo of porlol1s us d in ab.
br vlntfng titles. In our pnpors at
homo most of these dots' are omlttod
In thnt conuectlon. Here such abbre-
vlatfons as Dr. , Mr. , Mrs. and Rev. , for
example , nro finished err with a doti ,
ever there wo slmlJly wrlto Dr Smith ,
? Il' Janos , Mrs Brown and Rev Mr
GrQen. Naturall ) ' , the dlrtorenco In :
the appearunco of'n whole page of I
prInted matter In which these worrls :
frequently recur Is striking. " ,
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SENTENCE SERMONS ,
Modcsty rnultlpllcs merit.
There Js no sancUty wlth9ut servlco.
The thourJIUess never ro harmless.
Large Horrows como from muo sins.
The henrt 1s bnnlerupt when It hns
110 love to spare.
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It talces n bravo mnn to bo wlll1ng
to bo caHed a cownrd.
The wearleat lI oplo nro these who
are running from duty.
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Lnzy folks lose a lot pf en . orgy toll.
Ing how busy they nre.
Consclenco novel' mnkcs cowards of
us until we turn our backs on Jt.
You never tnste the wIno of mo
until sarno of Its fruits nre crushod. .
It's n grent pity that ttie people who
Invent troubles do not patent thom.
In the tom pIe of n great and good
lIfo nlmost nll the brlcktt are smaH.
Mnny n mnn 1oes bacle by bolng too
nnxlous about putting up n good tront.
It Is belter to have to regret many
a loss than to earn the profit of re-
morso.
The greatest sin Is not the making
of a mlstnke , but the being sntlsfied
wHhlt. ,
The religion that lnys emphnsls on
views orten Is romarknbly short on
vltallty.-Chlcago 'l'rlbune.
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HINDU EPIGRAMS. .
What n man desires and strIves . for ,
thnt h alwri"ys obtnlns , unless In
weariness he relaxes.
Not to begin an undortaldng 10 the
first sign of wisdom , and the second Is
to complete what hns been begun.
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To love those who love you bet , to
shun those wh love' you , to make nn
enemy of the strong-thnt Is to be n
fool. I
Under good fortune the henrt of
the great Is as soft ns a lotus bloom ;
under 111 fortune , as hard ns the
mountnln rocle.
'flme wnkes when others sleep ;
Tlmo no ono may escape ; without
rest and with even pace TJmo strides
ever all crentures.
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For five yenrs n man shall -treat his
(5on as n prince , for ten years as n
slave ; but when n son reaches his
slxteonth year , then shall a man.heat
him us a frIend.
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Ho WllO sits after .eatlng gets n
1 > aln ; he who sleeps after eating ge.ts
comfort ; he who w ncs alter eatfng
'g9ts ' health ; 'he who runs nftor eating
runs to his death.
Everywhere good fortune attends
the man whoso heart Is content ; Is
not the earth coverel1 with lenther for
one whoso foot Is In a shoo-Sunday
ngazlne.
SAID .OF MEN.
, Every man gets mighty proud at hIs
, own vices when a clergymnn gees
wrong.
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Enthuslasm Is shouting for somo.
o thing you don't understand because
the crowd Is.
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When n woman buys n bunch of
flowers It's n sign she w111 lot people
thlnle 0. man sent thom to hor.
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TlCro Is no use Imowlng so much
that it mnkes otller poople's head
ncbe . for you too explain . . ! t to them. -
A womnn Jles about how smart her
husband Is 'at maldng money just the
way 110 dee : ! about the wonderful
I. things the chlldron say.-New York
Press. ,
REFLECTIONS ON WOMEN.
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'Laughter Is the test of beauty ;
women thnt It embolllshes , are af the
divine race.-Rougon.
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A womnn's face ought t-o bo Ulcc
an' April day-susceptible of cllllI\go
( nnd , val'Jety.-Lord DYIO.9 : ,
The symbol of , womnn In general
'Is that of the Apocalypse , on the forehead -
head of which Is w"rltten " 1\Iystory.-
Dlderot. _
There Is an old saying thnt In Eng.
land the wife Is the queen , In Franco
.tho companion , In Germany the house-
Iceepor , In Italy the'save..London ! :
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PROVERBS.
Idleness Is the key of beggn.ry.
. A young cock crows as he hoard
tho' old ono.
They must hunger In froDt who w1l1
not work In heat.
Though the well may lese his tooth
ho never l ses his Incllnntlon .
There Is nothing more IIreclou8 than
tlmo and nothing more" prodigally
wasted. .
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The w6rid Is n grent ; bo k of whlc11
the ) ' thnt never stir from home read
I only a pnge ,
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68 , DUT PERFECTLY WELL.
The Happy Experience of a.Ncw CaG'
tic , Pa.Woman. .
, Mrs. John Manscll , 614 So. Jefferson i
St. , Now Cnstlo , Pa. , says : "For 3'ear8 I
I WaS running down
with Iddnoy trotr-
ble without know.
lng whnt It wns ,
nnd finnlly got so
bnd 1 wus given up.
The urinary pas.
snges were painful ,
'I &J.somotlmes scanty :
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and J1gnln very pro. i
fuso. My limbs , feet nnd nnleles bloat.
cd drendfully , nnd , sometlmcs my
whole body. My hoart.palpltnted and
I had smothering spellsi A week's
treatment with Donn's Kidney P1I1s
" elped me ' 1nd II. few boxes cured me.
At 68 I am strong and wel1. "
Sold by all denlors. 60 cents n box.
Foster-l\l11burn Co. , Durtalo , N. Y.
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WON FURLOUGH FOR JEEMS.
Artlela Appeal That Touched the
Heart of Jefferson DavIa.
Humor Jlghtens. every thing , ven
grim wnr. Jefferson Davis , with nll
the weight of a losing cause on llls
ohoulders , could yet spare time to ape
preclato and respond to an artless np !
peal. The Incident Is related by Capt.
Sutherland. Among the numerous pa.
pel'S received by the confederate pres.
Id nt , the following turnod' up ono
day :
"Dear Mr. Prcsldent-I want you to
lQ.t Jeems C. of Co. onth , 6th outh
C roJlnn Roglmont , como homo and
got marrJed. Jeoms Is w1J1ln' , but
Jeems Capt'ln he ain't w1J1In' . Now
when wo all are wll11n' 'cept Jeems
"Oapt'ln , I think you might let up and
let Jeems come. I'll make him go
straight back when ho's'done got mnr.
ried and fight hard as ever.
"Your nffectlonato frIend , " and 80
forth. -
Mrs. DavJs , telling the story , adds
that Mr. Davis wrote his dlroctlons In
regard to the matter on , the back of
the lotteI' . They were :
"Lot Jeems go.-Youth's Compnn.
Ion.
Laundry work at homo would be
much maI'o ! .Iatlsfactory If the right
St rch wore used. In order to got the
desired stiffness , It Is usually neces.
sary to use so much starch thnt the
beauty anl1 fineness of the fnbrlc Is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thlclmoss , which not only destroys the
appearance , but also affects the wenr.
Ing quaUty of the goods. This trou.
blo can be entirely ovcrcome by using
Deflnnco Starch , as It can bo applied
much maI'o thinly because of its greater -
or strength than other makes.
Wonderful Enqlneerlng Work.
The admirable accuracy of the work
of clvll engineers of the best class Is
I1hown In the wonderfuUy slight dovl.
atlon of the great Simplon tunnel from
the calculations of the men who
planned It and executcd the work.
The tunnel Is 12'1. , miles long. It
proved 31 Inches longer than It was
expected tn boo Whon. the two headIngs -
Ings came together In the depths of
the mountain their levels were less
than * Inches apart.
The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer malees the
choice of Starch a mnttor of great 1m.
pC\rtance , DefIance Starch , being free
from all InjurIous chol11lcals , Is the
only ono which Is snfo to use on fine
fllbrIcs. Its great strength as a stiffener
maltos hall the usual quantity of Starch
necessar ' , with the result of perfect
finish , equal to that when the goods
were new.
Bibulous.
"He has his faults , of course , " said
the friend , "but ho Is an amlblUous
po t. Ho would serve the muses all
his Ufe. "
"Vory likely , " roplled the crlUc.
"But ho makes the mlstako of s ppos.
Ing that Dacchus Is ono of the muses. "
Defiance Stnrch Is the lntest Inven.
tlon In that lIne and an. 'Improvemont
on- all ether makes ; It Is moro economical -
nomical , docs bettor work , takes. Jess
time. Get It from any grocer.
Many a tellow sows his wild oats
and reaps a grusl ! wI ow.
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\ A pa tYOf ; tourists w re vlsltln tbo- " \ .
nnclont Jandmnrlcs of England , actprd. 'T
Ing to a writer In the New Orteans
Tlmes.Domocrat"and tholr guldo wa
Buppl'fng thorn with valunblo hlstorJo
facts.
. "This tower , ' be rcmarked , "goes.
back to W11llnns the Conqueror. " \ .
"Why , what's the matter ? " Inqulr
ono of his listeners. "Isn't It sntfsfnc. ' " " - .
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tory ?
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It Cures While You Walk. . . " . . " . '
Allcn'A' Foot.F..nee is n ccrtain cure for _ ' t ; : : ; : " , . .
hot , sweating , callous , and swollcn , nchIng : . . . : , \ ,
fect. Sold by nil Druggillts. Price 25c. Don't .
accept any I\ubstitutc. Trial packagc FREE. . , , :
Address Allen S. Olmsted , Le Roy , N. Y. .
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A Good Charger. : : . .
Client-Didn't you mnko mlstak& . \ '
In going Into law Instead of the armyT . ,
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Lawyer-Why ?
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ClIont-Dy the wny you chnrgo , . ; > '
there would bo lIttle left of the enemy. , 1It" . 't : ' ,
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Krause's Cold Cure. I . J : . ; ' . . : "j
For' cold in head , t1 roat , chcst or back. . .l' : ; '
cst remcdy for La Grippe. Druggists , 250. . . : . : .
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Many n. . girl's Idea of doing good lIlt . ' " ' . ,
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the world Is to marry n man toreform
him. . '
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Lewis' SmRlc Binder strnigbt 5c cigar . . ' ; ! " , 1
made of rich , m'cllow tobacco. Your : . . . . ; J.
dealer or LeWIs' l"'uclory. Peoria , Ill. . . ' : . . . . . . "
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The worst thing nbout common. , ' . ' : .9. '
Is thnt t u a hlonnblo. , ; ' :
sense ! _ _ ! _ ? _ . - : . .
IIlr. . 'Vlnllow' . Soothing Syrup. . 0
Vor chlldrell teethlllg.8ottelll the gurUl , reducel ! Do. : . ' !
QammatlollallaYlpalll.cure.Wl.lldcollu. , abotU. . . . ' ;
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skin. ,
Even wisdom may bo only
deep. . . . . . . . . .
FARMS THAl 8ROW 1
"NO , I HAR " WHEAT' , 'i
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KETS BY Tun RAIIWAY CONSTRUCTION . .i
that has been pushed forward so Tigorouolr by
the three great railway companIes. '
'Forllleraturc and particulars n Jllress SUPER. ! .
INTENDENT OF Il\U\I1GRATION , ottawa , .
Canada , or the followIng aul1lorlzed Cauadlaco
Government Ale lt : . : , .
W. V. BENNETT , 801 New York Life BuildiDi , . .
Omaha , Nebraska. . . . j
Mention this paper. . "
NORT.HWEST , "J
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AND RETURN r
Portland , Tacoma , Seattle , ellingham , 1 : .
Everelt , Vancouver , VIctoria. '
and New Weslminster !
On'e Fare or $5'0.0.0 t -
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Missouri River Terminilis. I
( CoUllcll Dluffs tb Kallsas City. ncluslve.J ) , . / ,
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UNION PACIFICf :
Tickets on sale Junc 20 to Iuly 12 , I .
1907. Also tickets one way through .
, California on sale ) lame dates !
at slightly higher rates. : . . . '
INQUIRE OF r . ' ; . . .
E. L. LOM X , G. P. A. , ' I . .
Omaha , Neb. I'
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SIGK HEADACHE
. , Positively crred br
these Little PUis.
CARJERS
Thcy tllso rellcvo Distress -
tress tram Dyspepsia , -
dtscS1J on and Too nc.rt. : "
EaUng' . A pcrfect remedy -
edy for Dizziness. Nnusea.
DromlncS , DII.d TlISw , "
In the : Mouth. Coatc ' , .
Tongue , Pain In the Side ; .
TORPID'LIVER. The1'
rcgulajo the Bowe1S. 1 > ureIyVegeta.blo. "
SMALL PilL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. : . -
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Fae-Slmllo Signature ,
aVER d _ ' - , ,
PILLS. / " .p . " , ' " : ,
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YDlA E. '
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VEGETABLE
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COMPOUND . , :
Is ncknowlcdgcd to be the most sue. . .
cossful remedy in thc country for
those paInful nllments peoullJ.r to
women. . . . . .
For more than 30 yeJ.rs it has t , . . , , .
been curing Fcmale ComplJ.lnts , I4i > '
such ns Intlammn.tion , nud Uleern- .
tlon' , 1"a1l1ng nnd Displacements ,
nnd consequent SpInal Wealcness ,
Daclmchc , nnd is pecullo.rly adJ.pted
to the Change of Life.
Records show tho.t it Ims cure(1 .
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more cases at lJ'emale Ills tbJ1n nny other enc remedy lcnown.
Lydia E. Pinlebnm's vegetable Compound dissolvcs nnd
Tumors at an curly stnge of development. DraggingSensJ.tlonscnusing expels
palnwel ht , nnd hcadache arc relieved and !
permanently cured by its use.
It corrects Irregularities or Painful Functions
, Wealmess of the
Stomach. Indigestion , BloJ.tlng , Nervous Pr03tratlon , lleadache Genc.
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rn.l Debility ; o.lso. Dizziness , Faintness Extreme Inssltude. "Don't
o.nd " care I
wnntto be 10ft alone"
feeling , Irritabillt.v
. , ervousness , Sleeplcssnes.'I ,
Flatulency , Molnncholln or the "mucs. " 'hese are sure indications of !
femBlo wealcness or some orgnnic derangement ,
For Kidney Complulnts of either sex Lydln. E Pinlebam's Vegetable
Compound is n. most exccllcnt 'remedy.
Mrs. Pinkham's .
Standing Invifra.tfon to Women
Womcn ' snfl'erlng from any form of fen11101 ( , wenlcness o.ro Invited to
write who has 'Mrs bcoll Pinkham , Lynn , Mnss. for nlh'lce. She Is the Mrs. Plnldmm
advising slcle womcn free of chnt'ge for m re than twcn'
y o.rs , nnt1 bcforo that she nssloted her motherln.law Lydia E. Plnlcham . , y
in advising. ThuD l10 Is weJ1
ql1nl1f1ed to guide sicle women back to
health. lier ndvlce is free and ahvays helpful.