'CUSTIR COUNT' ( RIPUBUCAN
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By D. M. AMSBERRV
BROKEN BOW , . . . MiJUltASlu'
No 'o\lth without IL calc 1It'I"s glove
can ( 'xpet ! to l11ulw un 1tllr < 's lon on
the puhllc.
But som ' JloOpio-I LVO Hl11posod } that
( 'vor ' perfect Indy nlways carrlml a
rnt on to 'tho street cnr.
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The now .gO\'orJlo.j : of .Jul11ulca Is sahl
to bo "affable unci democratic. " Com.
paratlvoly sllcaldllg ?
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A hundred ycnra. ago - twenterprls. - .
Ing merchants were duclwd once lor
every missing ounce.
Oxford Is to c - forutho degree of
bachelor of lettl'rs on Mal'l { 'I'waln.
Oxford cnn't expect any gift from
King Leopold.
There are 8/j / wfJows In Dowdoln.
ham , Mo. . It vlllago of 1.300 Inhabit-
11I1tS. ' ) 'ho youngeat Is 29. the oldest
wIdow Is I ) ! ) yenrs 0111.
As If U ere Wlre not enough street
perils on wllCels already. 1L pl'Ol11lnont
ph 'slclnn ndvJses stout elderly men
to go In for rol1er olmtlng.
Swlnbourno. the ] lIg\lah \ poot. whl )
has just passed h1s seventlelh birthday -
day annlvorsary. Is wrIting a trag.
ody bascd on Caesar Borgia.
Andrew CarnegIe has sailed for Eu-
1'0)10 ) to recover his health. thus demo
onstratlng thnt. although ho Is a man
ot stee ] . ho has not n constitution of
Iron.
The CalifornIa man who s01d his
InherItance to n mUlJon f r $80.000.
rather than walt a coupe ] of years for
H. must have needed the money
badly.
Dr. Os1er says hOllo Is one of the
best medicInes people can have. A
good t1IVtS about sue11 mel1lclne is
that ono can hardly take nn overl1oa
of it.
A professor at Berne university is
1\1)e. ) ) Gertrude Wolter. She Is 26.
and IHlssCll nl1 her examInatIons some
tIme ago with great distInctIon. She
] eeturos on phrslcs : and chomlstry.
' 1'he thler who snatched a IlOeltot-
book and a paekago of ham from a
woman was no . Beelter after analogy.
Howover. tho.110clcctboolc may have
lJeen ono of plgsltln.
Even prosllerlty has Itll 11Isadvan-
tages. A New Yorle 1101lceman has
been dIscharged beclluso a prisoner
11111111'd through nn olenlng ( an es-
ea)1ed. ) anll he was too fat to Cal-
low.
, 'fhe outcome of th ( ; fl nd leCt to the
city ' of Doaton 11 : . Benjamin 1'ranklIn
so' long ago , whIch mntlll'ed last yell 1' ,
and was doubled by un mlllow111ont
from Andrew Carnegie , Is to be a fine
trade school.
'fho ol est AI111nlst lIving Is 1\r. C.
RussI. a schoohnaater of Atdel'l11ntt. :
who has just celebrated his OlIO hundred -
dred ancl fIrst blrthdu ) ' . Last summer
110. accompanIed by several Alpinists.
made hIs Just clImb , uscenllng ! the
Gutsch mountaIn. nearly 7,000 feet.
wIthout assIstance.
A troey ) ) IIno 18 to ho constructed
from Washington to Gett 'sburg. ' 1'hat
wIll facllltato slghtseelug and wIll bo
I\n ndded attractlou for visitors to the
national Ca)11t.-\1. ) 'fho constructIon of
troey ) ) railroads Is ono. of the remark-
nblo dovololmonts ] of the age , und the
l1robabllit ' la that in course of tlmo a ) )
the ] lolnt6 of s110cial Interest In that
quarter. und not.ablY tho' battlefields on
which the Army of the Potomac tlg-
ured durJng the civil . .war. wIll bo
I brought within eas ' rcach b ' this
, means.
Phlladollhla ] hils nt ] ast started
. . Bomethlng original. Prof. Stechor. dl-
rector of Illlyslelll Instru tlon In the
'public schols. has decldell that the
'young women emlllo'ed asteachors in
-tho IIU111mor school : : ; .mUt : quullC '
\thomselves \ ns basoba ) ) umpIres and
.supervlso the sames of their pUllls. ]
This will not only increase : respect for
the umplro In the risIng -Heneration ,
:1. : > ut It opens a new fioltl of , .empoy- ]
ment for women tlmt Is at , once dignl-
: l1ed .and remunerative. And qulto
, poJJoJby ] man will be wUJlnr : to.surren.
: der the job.
, Russian statesmen seem to object to
, (1 ph.8lcal connection betwoeD Ameri. I
Ica and 3111. as effectlvey ] If not tiS' '
Ivlgoromdy as British statesmen object
Ito p11yslca ] connection between Ens.
/land / and Franco. remarks the Youth's
Companhm. The l11an to tunnel the
'English channel so tbat railroad traIns
may run trom London to Paris haa
1 a tel ) ' been 1f.1Jsllroved b ' the British
governmlnt. al11d last month the Rus.
sian cabinet rejected the proposal
made by I\n At.oerican syndlcato to dIg
n ralroad ] tunnel under Bering StraIt.
to provld ( . con1J.cction between the ;
Alaslmn and thE : 'frans.Siuorlan raU-
ways.
The uIlI recently p2l.ssell lJy the IlII-
nols legIslature torbhhIJng the pollco
to photograllh prlsonors lor tho'rogues'
gallor ' except after conviction Is more. ! '
ly an Indorsement or the rIght of It , .
accused person to bo hold lunocent lUl.
tI1 he is proved gult ] ' . It 16 generall.1
commended.
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Dy the lectlon of Lord Mlchaelhalh
( Cormorly Herbert Stern ) 1\13 an alderman -
man or the city ot I.ondon the Jews
aga.ln have 0. reprelentatlvo in the
London council OI may Jook tor-
ward to the InductJun or' anoUler Jew.
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Ont to Bee tb. ) WOIlIlI. ' : I'ho : IHng of
Slam b ' easy flta' . es Is going to glrllle
the earl1l.lllli / w ethOl' the )1otentato )
, of this little AsiatIc Idngdom is actu.
atoll b ' a slll'it ) l\ ( adventure and
] onglng for some new. sIght and sensation -
tion , or is moved hy n deo)1 ) 111\1'IOSO )
to lenow the W01'III 'huttoI' that ho ma ) '
govern his II1'lnclpaIlty moro wIsely la
an Olen qumJtlon. hut ono thing is eel"
talt1 , ntH1 t1ULt is ho 10 'having n royally -
ly good tlmo IInd Is making the most
of his OIlPol'tunItIea wherever Ill ) gem ; .
Paris hils just extendoll the glad
l1an to him , und Is going to help him
have IL good time liS ollly the ParisIans -
Ians c\n \ do. No ouhl I\lnly honors
111111 lIistlnction will ho showered . \Ilon )
hIm , but It 10 110t just whut ho 10
ufter. according io Ilorflons who are
close to his majesty aud who say that
ho slloclally 11esl1'os to I'omaln liS 111uch
Inco n\to \ as ] 106SI1110 , liS ho wan lto \
do l11\1ch sight seoln and on the quIet
"havo the tlmo or Ills life ; " '
And aCtor Paris III covel'ed f.mu
center to circumferonco. London and
other gl1ropcl1IL cities 'arc on his lIst.
after which it 1s IIIccly that 'ho will
come to America and crOSH to the Pn-
\'Illc coast , where he w1l1 cl11barl { fOI'
the vC > j'ge 1l1\cl. to his own land I1nd
his IIaco ] at lJanlcolt.
'fhcre Is no so-ol'elgn in 'the ' world
who Is nccl1l'1tol11ell to recelvo 1110re
abJect h0111ago than lIlt ; 111ajest ) ' of
Slam. IIo Il0SSCSflOS n moat l111poslng
strIng of titles. Among otl1er things
he Is 5U)1re1110 ) nrhlter of the oub I1nl1
lIow of the thIes , 1.Irothor of the 1110on ,
half brother of the Bun and owner .of
fOl1r and twentj' golllon nmbrellas.
Whenever he taltes anII'IIl ' 1n lilt ;
own domain his faIthful'subjects IIt.Of ; "
tratc themselves as ho passes br , no
n1l\ttel' how m\1\hly \ the treets may
hapen ) to boo 1'ven the highest tn ihe
land when ther aplroach ) hb-I ausuat' '
presence mUl1t 110 so on al1 fOI1.-s. HIB
fn.vol'lte wives have to hincel hel'ore
him. HIs brothers 110 lIlwwlse , So
King Chulalonglwrn Is not 1I.1j. : to bo 1
much Imllt'essl1 by a crowd that i
Icceps on Its legs before him amI I
shouts and waves hats and hnlllwI'j ' j
chiefs at hIm. He won't bob his held
untIl his nocle aches as Europcan
Itlngs nro expected to do when Ule ) '
nhow , themselves to the ) Illbllc.
As Idng of Slam. Chulalonglcol'11 has
0. lUuch easlel' billet than the occupants
of Eurollcan thrones. lIe Is Invested
with Ilowers as autocratIc as those of
the czar of RussIa. but his Is a 1m-
ternal desl10tIsm which Is not tempered -
pered b ) ' assassinatIon. Siamese tolk
don't throw bombs , and no no or them
1111.vo yet reached that stage of en-
] lghtenment In which monarchs nro
regarded ns costly sUllerl1ulUes.
Chualonglwrn ] Is not required to lead
the strenuous lito , He can take
things as easy as 110 pleases. Ills In-
C01110 Is somothlng lIlcc $10,000,000 n
year. HIs gorgeous ro 'al lIalnco nt
Bnnglcok Is a walIed and battlemented
clt ' within a clt ) ' . Behind the IIno or
not vor ' warlllco sentrIes who guard
Its 11\alslvo \ ! gates la contained treasure -
uro far In excess of the loot obtained
b ' the greatest feat of rObbery com-
mlttod In modern tImes-tho sacldng
of the summer llUlaco of Poltlng In
:1860. : It Is really a douhlo palace-an
outel' and nn inner lIalace , lute the
latter no Em'011can or the male sex
hUD OVOI' llenotrnted. It contains
about 4.000 W01110U and ono 111an. And
that man Is the king. ' 1'110 Siamese
calI the I1lnco Kang Nnl ( " 'rho ] n.
sIde , " ) 1\1111 so sacred Is It held thnt
otiqueUo forbids an ) ' Ollen al1u810n to
it.
' 1'ho most oxtraorclhH1r ' reaturo of
the Knng Nal Is the submergecl
1Iarc11\ \ , situated lu an nrlHlclal Inlto.
It Is built entlro ] ) ' or tlass of variegated -
gated colors , the I1latos helng joined
togethcr b ' an Insoluble comont. It Is
ornamented wIth quaint t11l'rots and
mlnarots. WIlen not In use. It fioats
PI } the QurtQco ot the Illka. When the
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Idng desires to'tako his case wlililn it.
accomllanled bY his harem favorites.
he entel's the slnglo dool' . which.
when closed. is ail' and wator-tlght.
At a signal certaIn valves 11.1'0 opened
and the house of glass descends to the
bottom of the lake. The arrangements -
monts fol' sUllplylng fresh air 11.1'0 per-
fect. In the hot summer weather It
aITol'lls IL deliciously coo ] rotreat. and
there Chulalonglcom Is accustomed to
while n1l\n ) ' Idle hours away. rejoicIng -
Ing douhUesa that fate did not summon -
mon him to l'egn ! over a llrogressivo
and civilized 11eOlle. ) 'I'hat famous
sayIng of ShalccslJOare's : "Uneas '
lies the head that wears a crown , "
does not allilly to him.
in nccorc1a1\ce \ with eal.tern custom
ho' la : much manlod man. Ho has IL
score or two of ofilclal wives , and nobody -
body Imows juat how 111any hundNids
of what might , o termed courtesy
wives , Uiough in Solomon's tlmo they
WOI'O known -another name.
lIow far contact wHh western v-
ilIzatlon has mo lfied Chulalonglwrn's
religious views nobody lalOws. but
noml1mll ) ' , at least. he adheres to the
state religion , which is a decadent
fm'm of lluddhlaIl1 on which many su.
Ilm'sUtlons have been grafted. The
hugo pall\co Is glt'dled by a holy rope
which has been lJIQssed by the priests
and Is , thcroforo SUl11100sed to form
an effectlvo banier agaInst the fiendIsh -
Ish host whoso special llrey Is roy-
aH ) ' and Its multItudinous offspring.
It is the Siamese custom to scare demons -
mons by demons , somewhat on the
) H'incI)1Ie ) of settIng a thlof to catch a
thief. 'I'ho demons empo ] 'ed are
hugo amI hideous efilgios. 'fho priests
wanted Chulalongkol'11 , when ho
ascunded the thl'ono , to permIt the
eroctlon of two of these monstrosities
outaltle the lJUlace ga'tes. ) Jut they
C0111111'omlned on the hol ) ' rope. Op-
plloslte the 1ll\ll\ce , on the western
llllnlt of the .Iver , stnnds a temlll ! '
known aaVat Chung , 01' tl "Templo
of Dawn , " which the Idng attends for
public worship , 'fho wardens are two
gigantic stone figures , male and fe-
mule , wcarlng nightmare masks , And
the king. s1teptlcal , though ho maj' be
as to their effieac ) ' , ( leems It prudent
to malO nl1 obelssanco when he passes
between thom ,
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He lIas . . .lstted Englaud on co beforo.
'fhat was In 1897. He .wasn't feelins'
tmrtlculul'lr comforta le at ihat tlmo.
tor France was threatenIng : to gobble
up the biggest ) , orUon of his kingdom ,
aUlI ho didn't show himself much in
pulJIlc. It was Bupposell then thnt the
chief l111rpose of his visit was to get
England to block the Franch pame. ;
On that occaslou ho paid n. " t to
the queen at Windsor CasUe. Ie 'was
assIgned to n ml\gnlficont suite of
rooms on the first 11001' . which corre-
8P01Hls to what Americans woultl caU
the second floor. But desplto the1 : '
sumptuous furnishing , It became np-
IlI\l'ent that hIs dusley majest ) ' was far
from comfortable In thom. Then the
truth lealccd out. It Is customary In
Slam for the monarch to 8J.cOP , at the
top or the house , "nearestleaven. \ . "
and that anybodj' should occup ' apart.
ments nearer the realms of the blessed
than himself did not accord with bls
notlon8 of what was duo his ranI , and
dlgnlt ) ' , So he was shifted to an at.
tic \'oom , and though of l1ecesslt ) ' , It
was n far meaner apartment. ho was
m01'O than llloased with the chango.
Raven as Marlner's Compass.
Perhaps the Danes seected ] the
raven fOl' theIr standnrd out of fee ] .
lng's of gmtltud . for before the 111-
\'entlon of the marIner's
\ c0111pass the ) '
I11Ust hl1vo fO\1nd him extreme I ) ' Ulle ,
tul , 'rho enl ) ' method of dotormlnll1 ! ]
WhOUIOI' land was l1eal' was to 101
loose a 1'I1\'el1. If the bird saw land he
sailed away forever : If helId not he
returned to the shlll.-London Chron
ICle.
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NEBRASKA MATTERS I
Ml r.ELLANEOUS NEWS NOTES
HERE AND THERE.
ITEMS OF GENERAL INTEREST
Social , Agricultural. Religious and
Other Matters Having Reference
to This Commonweal h Alone.
' ' w111 beheld
otoo COUllty'8 stock 'Show
hold In Soptember.
A class of 11vo wm graduate from
the SewnI'd schools thIs year.
The diphtheria plague In the vicinity
of I1l1nlboldt 1ms o.bol1t suhslded. f
A heavy wind nt Albion did much
dam ago to l1ulltlings IInd wIndows.
The Fremont HIgh school will turn
our thirt-nlne graduates this yeur.
Heavy mln visited Deuel county. Insuring -
suring bountiful crops of wheat and
rre.
rre.A sneal , thlof brolto Into It barboI'
shop at 1\1l1fol'll and stole thirteen I'll.-
ors ,
Chester count . .s thirtY-fourth annua1
tl achers' Institute will be held Juno
! to 1G.
Fort-one persons united with the
EplscOllul church. , Premont. on 11. recent -
cent Sundqy.
E. 1" . 'I'horp'of otoe county fell from
3. scaff ld. 'brenldng his right thigh
near the hip.
'fecumseh Imrbors have mlsed th ( )
dhaving 1Irlce to 1/j / cents on l1nd after
the 1st of .Tune. '
Church ] 1eo1lo ] of Alllanco are In a
movement to have all screens re.
moved from saloons.
Bm\Ie statements of the First Na.
lIonuland Omaha National banlts show
deposits f about $13.000.000 cash.
ridgeport's town board is consld.
er/ng / the matter of ordering permo.-
nent cement sldowallts about the town.
SouthwestC'1'U Nebraslm got effee-
lIve relief from the long ] 1erlod of dry
weather. 'Heavy 'Showers fell over 0.
. . .ido district. '
I"rank Jones , a Union Pacific section -
tion hand. died at Grlln Island from
burns received 11) " the exloslol1 ) of a
gasollne can. ,
DavId HQpltlns of Dewitt died re-
centJr from ) Ioisoning contracted hy
plel'clng the ] 1alm of hts hand with the
horn of a catfish.
The Valparaiso state bank has reduced -
duced the calital ( stoct { from $25.000
to $15,000. 'fwo of the Hve stocl.hold-
ers wiah to withdraw.
A horse marltct has recently been
estabJlshed In Raveunu , where mem-
hers of the equine family wlll lJe sold
for shipment to the east.
'rho annual estimate of the oX)1enses )
of the city of York for the fiscal ) 'ear
lJeglnning in August. 1907 , and ending
in August , 1908 , Is $21 , < 1.50 ,
A tornado swept the outskirts of
Ha Ungs nnd did considerable damage
to property. and also injured John
l\IU1'ph ' . The storm was followed by n
l1Cavy rain.
A new organization has been formed
In Yorlt to lJo 1mown as the Ii'armors'
oxchange. of which Bernar King is
the )1resldent : The company Is erect :
ing a ] m'ge bricl { building.
Colonel H. C. Mel\lalcon \ celebrated
the fiftieth anniversary of his arrIval
in Plattsmouth lJj' inviting all of the
old 'SeWers who came that year or
prevlousl ' to Cass count . . also his
children , grandchildren aud great
grandchildren.
, The 11roceedlngs against Charles
W1lllams for the murder of his father
on the 11th of last September. have
'been dismIssed b : . the court at Au-
burn. His brother Clarence , 'ho admitted -
mitted having Hrod the fatal shots.
was cleared last winter.
According to the records of tbo
' ' Johnson eount ' for
count ) CO\11't of )
twenty years from January 1. 1887. to
January 1. 1J07. ! there were 2,018 marriage -
riago Ji.censes issued. During that.
twent ' 'ear8 there were bnt 187 applications -
cations for divorce filed In this county.
C. V. Bartlett. who " 'as arrested at
St. LouIs , } ilo. . charged with embezzling -
zling $26,000 of the funds of the com-
] 1any for whIch ho was workhag , was
formerly manager or the Nebrnsla
C1t . 'fcJephone complLliy at hat place
nd made that city his homo for several -
oral 'ears.
The surTeror of ilio port of Lincoln
gets $75 n. month and fees. the fees
amountIng to enough to make the
sl arY about $100 per month. The
surve'or of tllO port. by virtue of his
office. Is custodian ot government
prol1erty In the city. but he draws no
pay for hIs services in this position.
The Nebraslm Banltors' association
has n.dvlsell the bans ] at Yorle of 1\
uow graft that is boIug worlted upon
farmers in Nebrn : > 1m WMO are ap-
prDached by an agent for 0. new st . ] o
ot stocl , food and after n. 51\Ie Is made ,
the ) lroJloslUon of 1111 onCj' Is presented -
sented to the farmer an upon Its acceptance -
coptance ho Is ased } to slsn what ho
\ll111erstallds Is an lI.gonoy contract or
somJlhlng ot that nature , but it dovel.
ops that It 18 rcall ' a note for usually
$130.
$130.A
A Grete ollltor t-olls how to get rId
of dundellons , Ho BarS : Sprlnltlo tllO
lIest with 1L mixture of 20 per cent Call-
perns and 80 pOI' cent wa to 1' . It Is a
E1l1'O Itmel' and doesn't tnjuro the
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grass.
" 'fiio crop ( 'Ollllltions In the state
are jus au gooll Ithl' ' were ] ust s < Ja.
son. antI the cold weather has done
IItt3 ! hut retar.1 the Grain. Heports
of tlanmso hl\\'o been Hreatly oxag ,
, ; ornto.1. " ThIn utatemcnt was made
by'It'o Prosl'1"nl'lohlol' : of tbe Un.
. Ion Pne fic , who rctnrnetl tl'Ol11 a sbort
trip through Nobraslca.
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BACI < ACHE IS KIDNEVACHE.
Cure the Kidneys and the Pain Will
Never Return ,
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Only ono way to cure nn aching
bacle. Cure the cause. the Iddnoys.
Thousands toll of
cur 0 13 mallo b '
Doan's ICIdney PJIls.
John C. Col2man. n
llromlncnt merchant
of Swalnsboro , Ga. .
sa 's : "For several
'ears my 1d no 's
were affected , and
my uacl { nched day
, nml nIght. I wns
] anguld. nervous and lame in the
morning. Donn's ICIdnoy PIHs helped
mo right away , and the great reHef
that followed has been permanent. "
Foster.l\t1Iburn Co. . Buffa10. N. Y.
Sold by all denIers. 50 cents n box.
"WhIskers. "
"Whlskers" was a word formerly
uled to desIgnate the hnlr on the upper -
per lip. Scott more than once speaks
of "whiskers on the upper Up" and so
do08 Defoo In "Robinson Crusoe. "
Johnson defined n "whlskor" as the
hall' growing on the upper IIp or chock
unshaven : n. mustachIo. " It seems to
have talen Its name from a fancied
resemblance to a small brush. to
"whlsk" properly meanIng to sweep.
and a "whislwr" havIng been a par-
tlcula.r kInd of feather brush-also. In
the slang of a ( ormer time , a switcher
or rod. In the seventeenth century a
"whIsker" l lgnlfied among other
things a bralen : lie , a "whoppor. "
One Redeeming Feature.
A youthful New York artist recenUy
Invited 0. friend to dinner In her stu-
dio. As the bachelor maId's sldll was
Iroll.tor In mIxing colors thau In ca. !
to ring to grosser tastes. the dinner
WitS some hlng t.o gnash ono's teeth at
and upon. 'rho roast chhkon was
tough. the potatoes were underdone.
the plncapplo salad was pithy. In an-
Ish of mind , the ) 'oung hostess sanl {
to the depths of apologizing.
"Tho dInner was deUghUul. I assure
70U , " said her guest. a clIarmln ! : women -
on who would cheerfully have perished -
ed I\.t the stake rather than utter .
tactless word : "I have rarely tasted
such tender gravy. "
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Return of the Prodigal.
" 1 do play In tough luck sometimes. "
declared the impecunious girl. "Last
nIght , ) 'ou remember how It rained. I
happened to bo in the neighborhood
ot some trlen s of mine whom I bad
not seen slnco the ] ast hard rain. I
-o luded to call , Before tbe ' aslccd
me In they grabbed the umbrella I
car"led. hurried across the room with
It , ? ,1laccd it In a closet there and
loc ed the door on It. "Thank
hoe.venl" the ) ' crIed. "At last ! Our
long lost umbreHa ! "
f''eer white goods. In fact. any fine
wash goods when now , WO much of
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered. thIs beIng done In a
manner to enhance tholr textllo beau-
ty. Home laundering would bo equal-
] y satisfactory If proper attention was
given to starching. tbe first essential
being good Starch. which has sufficient
strength to stlCfen. without thlclwnlng
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you wiU lJo pleasantly surprised at the
Iml1 oved apl1earanco of your work.
Supplied.
"Don't you want to get a talking
machIne tor your home ? " "Thanlts :
I have a wife at home now.-N. Y.
Herald.
To imlro.c the general health. tal < e
Garfield Tea. dnilr for n time ; it purifies
the blood. eradicates rheumatism nnd
p1any- chronic ailments nnd keeps the
health ood. Garfield Tea is ma e of
herbs ; It is guaranteed uuder the Pure
Food and DmB Law. Garfield 'l'e : ! . Co. ,
Broold 'n , N. Y.
We cannot un crstand character
Kreater than our own untJ ] somethIng
congenial to It has grown up within
ourso ] ves.Whlppo. ] .
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As every throall of gold is va1uable ,
so Is ( lv'ery moment of tlmo.-J. Ma. "
Gen ,
YOII nlways get full value in Lewi"
Single llin cr strnlght 5e cignr. Your
dealer or I..ewis' : I'actory ! , loorin. 111.
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Good Point About the Auto. .
Prospectlvo Purcbnsor-l Ulto the
loolts of thIs automobile. but suppose.
I shou1d run ever somebody and- "
Salesml1n-"Tbe springs are so oasy.
III' , You'd scarcely . be jRrrod Ilt nl1. " :
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PALE , WfAK pmPLE ,
MADE STRONG AND ENERGETIO
BY DR. WILLIAMS' PINK PILLS.
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General Brealcdown Caused by Deft-
clent Blood Quickly Corrected by :
This Tonic Remedy. t
A feeling of general wenkness , poOl'
nppotito , loss of breath o. ter the slight. j
cst exercise 0.11(1 broken sleep nro soma
of the symptom.q of general dobility.
Yon may think that they have no relation
to each other nud that : you will worry
nIong , hoping all the time to feel better "
soon. This is n mistako. for overy' ona .
of the srmptoms : is caused b ' bad blood , ' " '
which must bo mndo pure nnd new 1"
before health will be restored a ain. A .
tonio treatment is necessary and for thia . I
pnrposo there is no better remedy than
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.
Mr. J. G. Hnvoy , of 95 Willow St. ,
Ohelsea , Mass. , Sl\ : " 1 wus sick for"
number of years from general debility
o.nd indigestion. I was never free from .
stomnch trouble o.ml my nerves were so
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shattered that the 1est : ; excitement unfitted -
fitted mo for o.ny serious work. My
sleep was restless ou account of terrible
pains in the small of my back. These
pains would sometimes last for a month
or two. Mysightgrewwenk , theroseem-
ing to bo a blnr constalltl - before my !
oyes. I couldn't conceutmto my mind j
on my work. and the attempt to do 60
completely oxlmusted me.
" 1 wus finally forced to give up o
position I had held for twenty-olght
years. Moor' trying se\"ernl medicines
without help , I read of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills and gave them a trial. They
made me feel so much better nnd 80
much stronger that I started in business
for myself hero in Ohelsel1. . I ll .vo
never had a return of my former sickness - I
ness and cheerfully recommelld Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills 0.5 Wl o1cellent nerve
null bloo < 1 tonic. "
Dr. Willin.ms' Pink Pills have long
'been recognized ns an excellent touio
remelly in PIlses of iUlligestiollancl gen-
ernl debility , \\"hero the stomach and
ether organs of the bed ' are weakened
nud disordered simply through lack of
proper nonrishment. They ha..o als ( ) . - : ; " \
beeu especially sncccssft in curing ,
nu mia. rheumatism , after-offects of t11 ( )
grip aud foyers.
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A pamphlet on "Diseases of tl1
Blood" and a copy of onr diet bo01t will ,
'bo seut free ou request to anyoue lliter- . h
est.cd.
DI' . Williams' Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists. or sent , postpaid. onl'oceipli
of prico. 130 ceuts pel' box , six hexes for
$2.50. by the Dr. WillialllS Medicine
Oompany , Scheuectady , N. y , .
SIOK HEA AGHE
. t Positivcly cnret } b. , .
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' tiles" Little Pillse (
CADT D'S #
niL\ \ Ther nlso rel1 vo Dlsoi .7
tress tram Dyspcpslo. , In ;
ITTLE l11/estlon / and Too lleo.rt ) ,
III 11 8 rQ Eating. A perfect rem
II ' 9 fha : If . edy tor Dizziness , No.l13ca.
PI LL $ Dromlness , Datl Taste
in the llouth , Coa.ted
Tongue , l'l11n 1n tIle Sldc
TORPID LIVER. 'IhCJ. '
regulate the Dowels. : Purely Vcgetable.
SMAll Pill. SM ll DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
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Genuine Mus Bear
CARTERS
n , Fae-Simile Signature
, .ITTLE
IVER 4
PI-S. /v .A7 .
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REfUSE SUBSTITUtES.
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FIT & PITLESS SCALES.
For Steel nml " 'ood Frames , rS and
up. Wrlto us1.Joforo you buy.
Wo swo you money. Aba
l'UIDI19 nnd Wllld ll1ls.
. IIJoCKl1.U : DIms. . D. . 11.1. . . . b. I
DEFIANCE STARCH- na : : : ' t
-other starch.s only 12 ounces-lame price and
"DEFIANCE" IS SUPERIOR QUALITV.
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Dishe's for your table !
In every 25 c family package of I
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Quaker Oats '
you will find a pi ce of finest American :
china , either. cup and saucer , plate or .
bowl , etc.
The oatmeal in the package is the finest . ,
in the world and it costs no more than
inferior brands. I
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11fe Qual < er Oats (9mtiaT\Y "
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C 1.1 I C AGO ' , :
If you want a delightful surprise buy a package of
Q aker Wh.eat BerrieSnewand ; delicious. ---oJ. . .
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