Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, May 09, 1907, Image 7
- - - - - . . - . , _ _ - - J . . - - " - _ . . - _ . . . . . -P , _ .n. L _ , . . . OF . . , , , PI4KOS .a.ND , I . O.ClAKS' , We aJways sell them cheap , but we are going to chop : pr ces to rili Jce..meat in May , just to make things lively. Here is what we want you to know : , ,1. , . . . " - FI : FI. . S arr : That we have fitted up swell , new piano parlors and filled them to overflowing with Pianos and : . , Org ns , ; epresen ting THE : B E S.T M ANUF AC- . TtrRERS IJT AMERICA. SJCC > : D' : , That we guarantee every instrument sold by us . and agree to cheerfully take back anyone which : proves uns tisfactory. WE ARE HERE TO STAY ! You know us ; we know YO . , Isn't I tha. t , some hing ? err I : FI. . : J : ) : Ii I i We meet and BEAT ANY AND ALL COMPE- I : TITION as to price , quality 'and terms. Prove it ? Well , just come in. - - v During this sale we will display our famous , ; Victor Talking Machines i by playing the very finest records , some to laugh ' . > , . , , over , some to , veep oyer and others to holdyou ! Spellbound and Breathless made by Uaruso Patti and Melba. These cost us as much as $5 per re'cord. Want to miss 'em ? 1 guess not. . WE OPEN OUR ICE CREAM P ARtOR I. May 10th , circus day , despite the weather , nd serve the best nd latest delicacies known to Solo- . We invite visitors. JUan. c. . . . . . . . . . a"t"ts , MUSIC DEALER. : BROKEN BOW , NEE. \ . I , . . r7 " . ' , . , , I , J 'rr-- , . . . . . ; .r _ . . . ' , " . , TOOK AWAY THE EVIDENCE. Irhlegroom'a Proof That He Had Been a "nul Sport. " - \ A Denver hotel man tells the tal. lowing Btory and says It's true : A few daYB ngo a bride and groon. from the country reglstored at the hotel , "What nro your rates for room and board fqr tw01" aBked the ! ; room. "Six dollarR , " 'Wall the reply. That 'Was 8RtlBfnctory , and the two ware Klven a room. When they decided to leave the ! ; rOOlU aBked for his bm , It was $24. lie wns Btaggered. "Whatl" he ejaculated. "Twenty.four dollnrBI 'rhllt's an outrage. You said six dol. lurs. " "Six dollar n day , " CU010 from the clerk. "Sir dolhus a dI1Y. " "Six t ollar a day I" the Groom almost IIhouted. "I thoucht you meant Blx dollal's a wcek. " The clerk simply smiled. 1 < 'lnally the groom Ilaid over the mono ) ' . "Now , " he 8ald , cahnlnr ; down l'Iomowhat ' , "walt a mlnuto. I waut to go upstalra. Keel ) that money In your hand. " 'fho clerk dldn't under. atand , but be decided to humor the man. The latter soon returned with a camera. Aiming It at the clerk he took a picture. "This 18 the hlgheat. In Iced pluco I eyer stOlllod ) at , " he ex. plalncd. " 1 JURt wanted a ) llcturo to show my friends that 1 wus II. rcal Sllort here In Danvor. " Then he and his brldo Jnthereli UI tholr telescopes' und went out. HAD HIM DEAD TO RIGHTS. Circumstantial Evldanca Certainly Was Strong In This Case. "Yes , the ) ' cnll It olrcumstantlal evl. dence , But she won 1\11 right. " So aatd the old gentleman romlnlllceuUy to his eonipllnlon , a younier and much les8 experlonced man. The two men were dlaouaslnar life In double harnaBS. The youngar on. was nnxlous. He felt halt afraid. 80 he consulted his trlond , older and far more eXIJerlonoed than he In . the matrimonial ileld. "But bow did they prove It1" Iluerlad the younr ; man. The elder man hall been telling him of his own paoullar , exparlence. And he told It In a sad , ! way. "Well , " replied the experlenoed one , "Nell , she stuck a nuadle In her waist about a year before I got sa strong. And that blamed needle kept working around there all the time. I got kinder atrong and kept on Kolnat. I was there to see her moat over1 nlrht. Finally that blamed neadl _ worled out of 01) ' arm anll IIh. had me dead to rights , It doesn't pay to let too olose to a lood thine : aometlmes. " Why He Sought the Mournera' Bench. "Once we had a revival , ILDd I at. tended It with 011 slrl. She got qulto excited , and berore I knew what was , halJ enlns she started for the mourn. era' bench. She didn't ask me If 1'4 :0. She Just Kat up and weat all b1 horsel ! . Wel1 , sh. kne led down there , ' and I see that rJCht next to her wa kneelln' a feller she'd been KIln' wltb aome and who was a rival 0' mlae. , I said : 'B1 & olhl I can't staad tllatl Maybe ho'll be ketchln' her. ' 1'her. was juet a little room botweea ner 2nd him , and I IItoppod up and kneel. ed 80 as to separate 'em. I Cllt him out that time , and be didn't marrr tbal girl. As tar aa thal iOOS , neither did t Oh , well , ) 'ou can't , be fOUaat but. nnma I" Jewels of Engllih Women. Mnny English society women are the owners or jewole worth tbe pro. verblal klng's ransom , Perhapi the largest collection. belong to the duch. eSIi or Portland and the duchesa of Marlborourb : , but Viscountesll IYcl1&h & Is the IJOIJSeSlior of one ot lhe most yaluable necldaccs In En&land. Her pe.arls are worth oyer ' 350,000 , aDd took Lord Ivellch n long Ume to col. lIct. Lady Rolhschtld , the counle88 of DUdley , the countcss of nneale1 and Lady Denman all own mOlt beau. tltul pearls. The duchcBa of Rox. burgh and the Marchloncss of Dut. fel'ln' both have a lar e number et tur. Quolses. Plant. for the Garden. AH II. bed or BoUd color pJalox drum. mondl III very errectlve , Canuaa entail conalderable labor In the plnutlns la the spring and ramonl to tbe hou. . tor IJrotocUon In 'the autumn , but the phlox , 'beln. : perrecU , . hardy , makes a permanent bed. Oardenars are now subaUtutlng them tor the tender plants. Arter the tops are cut err In the 'tall a two or threa.lnch coaUnl : of stable manure luaurell strons srowth the tollowln , ; Baason. If ono happens to see a dealrable shade all that Is necessary Ie to mllke cuttlnrs taree IncbeB Ions , plant In the opeD IIround In a moist situation and In thre. or tour weeks rooted plantll wl11 be , ro- cured. Didn't War1t to Mak. Trouble. When Dob\ilo went to Ice bl8 graJac ! . mC ther he was much Intereated In whateyer went on In the kitchen. One da ) ' she Bald to him : "I'm lolUK to make you a nice IIttl. pie In a sau cer , all for your8elt. Don't you tbl.1I I'm pretty seed to take 10 much trou. ble ? " Bobble pondered. "Orandma , " ho said at lencth , "mother told me net to be a bother , nnd If It's Ioln' to be a. , . tro.ble you can JUBt IUS well make ray pie rec'lar slze.-Harpor'o. 81gned the Pladle , Gunner-"lIow In the world dId Mrs , Deader retorm her buoband trom I tlplJUnc1" Ouyer-"Dy a ma'l1ltylns Clobo rull ot coldftsh. " Gunner-"Mn : . I ntrylng globe ? " Ouyer-"Yes. Bend. er came bome one night , silled the I clobe and vowed he was about to be ewallowed by u. IIchool of whales. The next morning he telt 80 ashamed ku 1 II11Ded the pledle. " _ _ _ _ , , . , . . 1' ) , - t' r ' _ to. _ - : : , The t&teal Home , IIome t. the NI1ldonce ! not merelr of the body , but of the heart : Il Is . plle tor the atrootlonB to untold and dotolop thomsetvoB : tor children to play In : tor husband and wlfo to ton smtllngly together and make lito a blesslnr ; . The object of al1 ambition .lIould bo to bo happy at bomo , If we are not happ ) ' elsewhere : It 18 the beat proof of the vlrtu a of a tamn , clrclo to see a happy roBldo.-Max. weil'l TaUBman. The Modern Youth. Few young 111ell nowallnys cutUfnto the art or making thelll801ves agroe- able. This was ono of the thlngB they managcd b tter In bygone daye. No ' doubt spme of them rove < I abject tatl. 'uros , but they at leust do served credit 'tor gooll Intontlona. Nowadays they , rarely , If ever , make the attempt.- , Ambrosia , In the World. How to Keep Young. AU the tl\clal massages , aU the , creams and lotlon In the world w1l1 nol enable a wonum to keel ) young unless she kceps bor hcnrt young at the 8amo time : tor , 1\8 Dorothy Qulg. 'Ioy oays : "Thoughts llOnoll your to.co , " and sweet , bright. thoughts bring tholr reward In a 8wOOt , bl'l bt expressl n. Greatneaa. If Q. man. bo merely great , bo stnnds a chance of getting to bo understood during his lIfetlmo , IJI\rtlculurly If he be grent enough to knock UIO world rothor heavily between the eyos. Dut If ho bo bolh great IUld good , ho w11I have to walt until utter he Is dond tor his roeognltlon.-Puclc. Good Remedy for Earache , Here Je a remcdy for earache novar known to fall : "Take a bit of colton batting , put upon It 'a vlneh ot black papper ; guther Jt up and tie It : dip In sweet 011 and In8ert In the oar. Put a flannel bandage ever ( ' .10 head to IOelJ It warm' ' . It w11l glvo Imme. dlato rellet. . Added to Stata' . Wealth. Ev ry man , womnn and child In Mas8acllUaetto produced $300 worth of manutaetured goods and $15 worU. of agrloultural IJroducta In 1905-over $1,000,020,000 worth of manufactured llroduct . Rnd only $42.000,000 worth of agricultural. . r Get an Air Castle. "Arter all , " IInld Unole Josh this mornlnlJ , "air cl1atlos Ie dum good property t' hov. Y' don't necd no : lIervants In 'om , an' y' don't hov t' pay no taxoe on 'em , an' . thoy're 10 aJlOred chel p cnnybody kin hey one , . ' " b'jlnkB I" , His Funeral Remark. "By de ble lsln' or Providence , " satd. Drother' W1I1tams , "ho lor' money 'nurr ! ' ter bury' him , en dnr'll be Borne 10'f"1 ' over tor help his widder gel a black ; dross , ter mourn ter him 'twel she , < < tta marrJed q'ln.-Atlanta ConIlU , ' tutton. . Lucky FInd In Almuhoule , I A smnll table that had boon many' ) "ORrll hi nn almshouse al Bristol" England , wae sent recently with other : dlBcarded turnlturo to an n.uctton , room , where Il WQB recognlzod aa IL' Chippendale &nd 110M for $367.60. . The Last Hope. The German proroHBor belloves that. the dny la coming when mell cnn ex. chan o h ada with the aid at ur < < ery. , That eoomo to be the last hope tor' 101D0 men with plenty ot money and no brnlniJ. I , Thoughtful Hour. . , You greatly need certain free hours' in which' ypu could recollect yourself" , -ry to steo.l eOlDe , and be sure that' ! 'these IIltte parttnls of your dayo w111 , be your best treasuroo.-Fonolon. , I Julrt a LIterary Note. i We cather , from n preliminary puff. ( or two ) , that a well-known " , rlOOr 18 brln n& , out a book entltlod "Smokel' No doubt It will be 181ued In volumea.t ndo Punch. II From the Garman. A nalt. secures the horseshoe , the : 8hoe the horBe , the horse the mau , the man , the castle , and the cnuUe the ; whole land.-oerman. , i Hard POlltlon to Fill. , I "Wanted , " said the adverUoemont,1 Ha YOUDIr woman tor tarchlng and ; luu . A , glng uv. Apilly at laundry. " , , I Proverb Revised. I "United we stand , but divided we , E'ot all sorta of mean thlnga said' 'about U8 , " snUh 'I'he Skirt. . . I H _ Seldom Flnda Out. ' , Many a mILD with toollsh prejudlceo ; , wondero 'Why he Isn't pralued tor bav. , InK Itrong convictions. ; . - I I . Oppertunltlel. I A good mo.ny of the opportunities , , that Boem to 110 golden are merely loh1-plated. ' . : Writer HlmleJf Must Believe , If a book come tNJDI the heart It : w111 continue to reach other hearto. -Carlyle. I . Don't Hesitate. Hesitation lUay be as great n. mistake - take as the dolul of the wrong thing. Good Men to Leave Alone. It Is the quiet people who are dan aterouB.-.a FOfltatnQ. . - - " - . . . . . . - - . . . - . : ' " . . . . ' : ' " . . - - , . I . A Rare" Opportunity is lu re otTered , to the \ Sick and Suffering I , , of our Community. , Read , Refle.ct , Act carefully' thoroughly accordllgly , V isitnig Speciansts I'ltOM TInt CLEVELAND INSTITUTF . of MEDICINE and SURGERY , t.JCOAI.I.T CII AnTKIUCU , ANlI ItWOIU'ORA'rKD Cleveland , Ohio. willU J > ay thcirfirst visi t to Broken Bow , Nebraska , and will be at the Grand Gentral llatel , Saturday and Sunday Mu ) ' 18th nnd 19th. TEI4L YOUR SICK ii'RIENDS. Two Days Only 9 a. m. to 7:30 : p. m. . . . , FREE This Institute In ordcr to IntroduCG their now MCIHcal Dlsco'erlcB : lnd x- Radium System , scuda at 1t wn ex- penile thesc emlncnt slcclaUsts to give to those who caU on the above date , onllllitatlou , examination , advice I1nd 111 mclIclnc rcqulrcd to cOUlplete 1.1 ure. absolutely free. 'l'hese specIalists win diagnose yOJtt dIlC'at1d ' give YOIl the bcncfil of thcir ' )1c ical lmowlcll'c. { 'their Ia 110 ex- 'frlmeutll1g ' or gucst ! work. YOIl wlU rJ told whcthcr YOIl call lie cured or ot. If your caBO Is curnblc. they treat you ; It Incurable thcy wl11 give you such advice as llJn ) ' IJroloug your IIfc. IIfc.Thclr Thclr trcatp1cnt g1Vf)8 qnick rellef and positivel > cunI. HeIlig prcpared to suit cnoh illdhidtU\catle. , the human sY8tem is thorlughly clcallzled f tI. , c1i easc In 1\ \turai and direct mannJ and b provemcllt noticed at ol1cej evcn thu worslCU9C9 ar ! : treated witn- out any Inconvcnicnce to the pLtient or the pursuing of his dllily'ocaUoa. . If you I1re Improving uudcr your fami. Iy physician do not come nud takc up their valuable time. 'rhcy wish to give each one plenty of time , but cannot l1stcn to long stories not pcrtalulng to ; your casc. They have discarded the ol rcme- ( UCS uscd for ages by the medical world an" ' 11" ' .ich It would be folly to depend UpOl1 any longcl' fOl' thcy . \ ( ) not cure , as thcuuau die delJCndhsCf n thcm for reUef. The fact th .t theuc SpecinUsts l1o.v discovered entirely new trca.tmcuta and natural Cllres , glvcs them control of the Nervous Syotem. lIcart. Stom. ach , Lungs , Uidlleys : , Catarrh. Cc.r ; _ sumption. Epilepsy , Dei1fness. Malc aud Female Weakncs&es , Cancers , Tumora , Plles'l1nd other Chronic Dla- eases. They treat deafness by an entirely new method and hearing in many callef is rcslored at once. Catarrh : In all it , varlcd forms curcd BO it will never re- turn. If you 1i ve weak lungs or consumption - sumption do not fail to be examined. - All cases treated cau and w111 be ' cured , no difference who you have Been or treated with l1erctofol'c. : rhouaand who have givcn up aU hope of being cured , now have ; anopportunltytocon suit spccialists of rtputation. Dent fIlll to call as a visit cosls yoct nothing aud may save your life. H yon suspect kidney trouble , bring' a two ounce bottle of your urine fOJ : chemical aud microscopica : analysis. REMroMnroR : The I free offer i11 during this visit o 1y nnd"wilt not bJ given again. Pcrsons commencing any treatment aftcr this trip will be requln. < 1 to pay. but not one cent will \ be allked of those commencing tr at. ment during this visit for auy medicine nccessary to effect n cnre ; aluo a posi. tive guarantee to cnre will be given to patients accepted under their system of trcatmell" Those bavlng long .tandlng and complicated dIseases , who have fIlUed to gct cured and become - come discouraged , nre especially lnvl. ted to caU I1S thousands who have given up aU hopes can testify to per- 1uanent C\reB obtaincd. NO'l'ICro--Marricd Ladlcs withouC their IIIlSbatzds and Minort > wllhou ( their lijlIzers , will pOIlW..ely ! lot bt dll1ltted to consultation. Otnce IIollru : A. M. to 7:30 P. M'w Uon't Forget the a" " - Saturday and Sunday , May 18th nd 191h Two Days Only. I