. ' . . " , J ' , " ' , , . . i " . , . ' . _ . . . , JJ - u u-- ' 1 TOIVllVIY'S CRAiGS " . , By G. F. MILLIN ' _ " 1 ' ' , . . . - - . - - 1\ : \ . ' . ( COP'rl lt , 19 G , b ) ' Joseph II , iJOWl s , ) I , . , , 'fhonus 'fraddJcs-'fommy Trad 'elles , IIH wo all called him-was n 111. " quant nnd Interesting , old bachelor , ; , " 'lIe wus very ) lOllular In lwld clrclo ' , " - or acquaintances , Cor added ta his mlllble personal qualities , ho had 'plenty of moner : and was glot'loush' , 1lOSlltnblo ) , At the sumo tlmo ho pos. -essed ; ) larslmonlous IIecullarlties that made him the sUbject of Innumerable , Jood stories. adding considerably to . the amusement of all who know him , Stilt ho was , Indeed , the last man In . , the 1vorld wo would have expected to be bowled out In an act not qullo -conslstont wItI1 8e\'Orest rectitude , So ' when Dickson came hurrledl ' Into our I \'Oil \ hotel t &ulogne and tald us that , ' . < 1 'l'amm ' 1lIttlo was proposing to do 1\ r : \4. . , smuggling , we were an disposed to \bo \ Incredulous , " Wo had Illcked up Tmddlcs on our , , 'ay homo Crom an autumn hallday In 'r Norrnandr : , It was the morning , of the day on which wo had arl'lved to I ; take the boat across Crom noulogno " hat Dickson told us how he had hunccd to spy the solemn , immacl\ ' , late Tonunr : in the very act oC maklrtg , up a brown'lmper parcel of drlCll bot. lanlcal 8lJeclmens. lil the mhldle of which ho was cunnlngh' concealing . ome bundles ot PeUls nouQuots , evi , d nl1y in the hOlle of smuggling tllCm , Wo Colt we had got 'fomm ) ' on this time , and we awed him a , ' ; A long score for Ilractlcal' witticisms , played upon us , Now we could Imy , ' III his awn e91n , although wo II , couldn't 'agree as to the best method if . 10CJoins it. What we , wanted wqs to , expoce Tommy's little enterprlso with , i/ , , lout doing him any real harm , and 'I ' Ithat was just what we couldn't qulto I IGeo JOur way to do- I Klngston9 took no Imrt 1n the ( lis. , " , ousslon untIl we seemed to have ; reached the eZ1d ot oUr Inventive 1'0' , , sources : then he quietly' announced I Ithat llC had a caDltal Illan , and if wo : Iwould o\1ow \ his lrecUons , 'fomm ) ' 1 I , should have a startllnt ; show.up , With < : the pl'omptitl1llo of a master mind In , , 'command ot dolts Klngstono first , held a whispering aside with the slm- ' ) Jle.hearted Dickson , and then sent Ihhn away on some errand. and with man ) ' an Irropresslble chuclrl , he I ) ' to InItlato the others into the Imrts each would play in his : plot , : ' According to Instructions , we began IbY displaying an inquisitive i terest In Traddles' parcel as soon as we got : on board the boat. Wo offered to lend Ihim a smaIi portmanteau to which he might transfer his botanical sllecl- mens. It would bo moro convenient 'and would look bettor , I As our "Vo 'age progressed , we agreed that Traddles was not happy. ,1 : Apparently , the lJarcol weighed on f 'his mind , and quite unscrup loush' wo . . . took every meansof Increasing his I1IneaslllessVe enlarged on the 'fo\1y ' \ of smuggling , and told tales of 'ignominious exposure and heavy flnes , "Fines ! " echoed one ot our party , " 'fhe ) ' don't fine nowada 's , ShlCO , , ItllO last act t\le \ penalty for smug. gllng Is Imprisonment , without the 'option ' ot a fine , " , Poor Tommy's face' was a study , ! nIL' jaw dropped dlsma\1y \ , ' nnd he Ilaolw altogether moody and miser. . able , , As we drew near the end ot the \ . ' } ! voyage Traddles looltcd as if le Iwouhi gl\ ' ( : ! worlds far the opporLunlty , to. drop the wretched parcel over. I board , 'If only ho could get out { If ! om' sight Cor a moment , \Ve took : 'good ' care , however , that there shOl ld I , 'bo ' no ba'ckh'g , out qJ : the enterprise , i lalld as 'fommy marched down the . , gangway , ho looked , or we fancied he ; dld , Ii ,1II.tle white about the mouth , , but iio held his virtuous heatl so UIJ' , right , and dandled the parcel with . Isltch an all' of inllocent concem , that .ho . mlgl\t \ hhve passed thl'Ough but for . . , the astounding action of Dickson , - , who hmrled forward and tipped a I r wlnlt to the man in buttons aR he J. , , ' passed " 'An 'thing , to declare ? " was the . phlegmatic official Inqulr ) ' , as 'rommy . > passed , "Nothing dutiable , " declared the nudacl us Tommy , Wit l an all' of dlgnlt ) ' that shoult1. have carried con , vl-ctlon. "Only botanical specimens , and-and-one or two ether things , Not dutiable , 1 assure 'ou , " Tommy tried very hard to maintain IRn aspect ot outraged dlgnit ) ' as the , officer resolutely began to untlo the IlIlrcel , but ho couldn't help betray. Ing the greatest a ltallon , He stood \ the very picture of a detected cl'lm. Inal , He protested , tben he blustered II 11.1111 coaxed , 'l. it was , ot course , useless , and the omclal was deat to entreat ) ' , With heartless deliberation ho first opened an outsldo paper , then an Inner pa , pOl' , and then began to rummage nmono ; the botanical speelthens , in the centel' of which he founa smaH , crust ) ' loat ot bread ! It was , ot course , the 'Ycr ' famll , farjolw that Dickson had Ilerpctrated 1IndOl' Klngstone's direction , He had , 'ontrlved to talt3 ! out the cigars a UtI ,51111 In the loaf , and then had set the cuStoms official on the Intending fmllggler ; , . , "Sir. I told rou there wns thlng , to declare ! " .said Tomm ) ' . sternl ) ' . as , the man ! tertly relied the I > o.reel . and pushed It trom' him , We pl'esently discovered him 10l'kod In a firllt. lass carriage , q1.'lte by bhn- \ ' 'I ' \ , J , . . self , apparently intondlng to cut \lS , That , of COllrse , couldn't bo perJnlt. ted , so some ono produced a key , and wo troolJCd In , charUably bent on reconcillatlou. "Only tl bit of holld y Cun , you knQw , Traddles , Don't talto It too sorlously , old man , " plended Dick. son , "You adrillt , then , that you toolt them out of my l > o.reol . ? " said Tom. my , Olenlng his mouth Cor the fil'st tlmo , and speaking with an offended all' . " , I don't don ' It , " said Dleltson , "but you Imow , Traddles , ) 'OU might havo- " "AmI ) 'OU wor a11 parties to the , theft ? " he InterrUIted , 1 "Hang It aH , Traddlos , " urged Dick. I son , " 'ou can't say we sfolo ) 'onr : cigars , when the worst we've do no hils been to get 'om through the cus. toms for' you , " " \Yell , " replied Tr lldles , 'qulto hUlllacable , and s11ealtlng In his sternest manner , "I won't say any. thing furlhm' on the fJcore of theft , but I'll show : rou what I'll do , " And to 0111' amazement ho d rOI)110d the window and shouted to a custO 1S officer who stood on. the other sldo or the platfarm , The maf ! came prompt. ' ly to his call , and Tommy addressed him , , 1 "Ofilcer , " he said. "this man admits having bl'Ought thcso cigars ashore In his handbag wIthout having ofil , claH " declared them , " Having said thll1 , he droPlled Into his co I'll 01' wIth thO" all' of a man who had accom , pllshed a IJIllnful duty , For the first time in our' knowledge of him , Tommy , the hosilitable , so' clablo old joltCr , had done a really malicious thing , , 'rho ofilcCl"s manner was very quiet and ver ' serious , Taking pssesslon of 1I10 cigars , ho Intimated that Dick. son must accompany him to the su. pOl'vlsor , and with somelIllng like a groan , the culprit do parted , \Vo all troOIJed after him , and as wo left the carriage everyone oC us , except King. 'stono , hurled relll'oaches at the grim fIgme ill the corner , who went on to town by the train , which started very soon aftCl' we left it , . We tried to make the sllilervisor un' dorstand what had hapllened : to show him that the real cnprlt was the In. former himself , nllt although the officer looked sagacious enough"ho I seemed extremely dense , and could . , "Go to the Devil I " see nothing but the fact that It was not the informer who was actualty guilty of smuggling , \Vo had worked ourselves to a cll , max of oxaspel'Utlon , when a lad came In and handed the supervisor a note , . 110 ollened the note , and as ho read we saw that It contained a surprise , lie hasllIy turned to 'I'ommy's Petits Bouquets that lay 011 the table beside him , eagerly exam , Inlng first ono and then another , finally extracting a cigar ; he broke It 1n < < I two , t len sud.donlr seizing both bundles he came out to us In a towerllTg rage , , "Taite ) 'our rubbish and go to the - dovll ! " ho said , "What's up ? ' What's the matter now ? " we brolw out , each In his own war. "Clear out , -tell you , " roared the furious official ; "I'vo had enough ot . this feeler ) ' . " "What do 'ou mean ? " ejaculated Dickson , and as he spoke ho drew out ono ot the Petits nouquets and brokb It as ho had seen the supervisor do , and then wo saw what ' 1'ommy had done , They wgro mere dummies ot cigars , and of course were not dutla. ble at aH , "We shall just catch the 4 : 28 , " said Kingstone In his driest manner , "Wo shaH find fl'ommy on the IJlatcal'l1 with the luggage. 1 believe ho expects us to dlno with him at the Cl'ltorlon tonlght. Ho wired' UII to arrange , I know , " Dickson was the only one who did not look like giving a ready aGCept , ance , for ho had been speclall ) ' 'vlc. tlmlzed al } through , "Look here , Klngstone , " ho said , as soon as we had got out oC the super' visor's onlce , "did old Traddles let mo see him making . UII that lJUrcel on " IHlrIJOse ? I "oc course ho did , " relllled I\lngs' : tone. taking him by the arm , nd moving on. "lIe's been planning this lIttio st'lI for weeks , Come on , (11' WO shall 1050 the tra'n , " . , . , . . President Amador of Panama. ' I . , -J . . ' . . . ' \ " \ . . . , , ' I' I't t \ , . - . , , v'.y. . . , ; : . ; ; . ; " \K : ' " . . ( From stereograph , copyright , bJ Underwood & Underwood. N. Y. ) . - - - - - ' , WHY FOOD. llS I llGHJER. - DUE T PRIDE AND VANITY OF CONSUMER. . - - - - Government StatlatlcJan Declare : ! Even Common People Want Beat of Evorythlng and Pay for Fancy Packages , Washlngton-Prldo and vanitY' on the lJUrt of the average , llullvldulll rather than in Increase In the cost of raw roducts 01' manufacture are the causes fOl' the IJresont high 1 > rlce of foodstuffs , aceOl'dlng to Dr , Le Grand Powers , agricultural statistician of the census bureau , "Peoilio nowadays-I mean avel'ago people , common people If you will-In' slst upon having the best of ever ) ' . thing , " said Dr , Powers , " ' 1'he WOl'\ \ { ' Ingman Insists upon the finest cuts of meats and ho buys hettor meat. perhalS , than the salaried 01' 11I'ofes' slonal man , He doesn't subscrlbo lethe the shlnbono doctrine of Edward At. 1dnson , He has a feeling that he Is as good as anybody else , and this feel , I 'ng ' asserts Itself In his pl1l'ehases , That is vanlt ) ' , "You remember. . the time , 11erhaps , when a man who wanted to huya. . stealt Unew his basltet over his arm and wont to the greco ! ' ) ' after It , nut he won't carry a bundle now : His meat must be sent to him , That is pride , "It Is saCo to estimate that It costs tlVo cents a stealt for ovelTqut that Is delivered to the house , The same Is true with other commodities of ever ) ' , da ' necessltr , ' 1'he man whose food Is dollvered to him br the gl'ocer or I hutch t ; pars the freight , ' I "You may talw an ) ' art\cle \ you I : please , " continued Dr , Powers , "and , you wl1l find that the margin between I I the manufactureI' and consumel' Is constantly Increasing. 'l'he middle man , or dealCl' , Is the gainer. to a con , slderablo degree , although he Is not reSIJOnslble altogethel' fOI' the high prices of foods , He must meet the consumel"s fancies , ho must malte his goods look attractive , and he must lar them at the dOOl' of the hOltf1ehold , AlI of this costs moner and of COUl'S9 the consumer pays the freight. "People want prepared hl'oaltfast I toods now , whore ther used to he satIsfied - Isfied with oatmeal and mush , or pos. I slbly dishes 01' calws made of flour , - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - . FloUl' costs au'whore fram fom' del , ! lars to six dollars 1hanel of 1 DG pounds , nccol'lIng lo thl' IH'Ieo of wheat , lIut lOollle Iion't uuy barrels of 11011ns \ , of 'ore , 'l'he ' Ilemand It In fant' ' IlIIcltageH , nnll s01 lollmes got It In the form of III'l'\Hll'eL \ ! foods , "The flour that goes Inlo 1Ol1e pound IlItclU o costs abouL quartol' of n. cent. The consumer Wl 'S milch more. of CO\ll'SO , ' 1'he ) II'lco fOl' this ono pound ) Jaclago Is hlghel' thnn It , alight to bo , It IH'olmhly costs olght 01' ten cents , whOl'o It should not cost mom than flvo or fix , ' 1'JIO hlghel' prlco to the con8U11101' Is the 1'08ult 01 the fnnc ' IHlClwgo , demanded by the wldo ( , ' spl'eadlll { ; national "anlt ) ' , and fUl'thol' of the fnct that the Ill'tlcle must bo dellvl'l'ml , se1'\'lcl' thut Is do. 111unded by the Ilrldo of Lhe IJIlrclll\ser , "Peoillo al'e spending mono ) ' now. ada's and th y are spending It fast , Om prOSIWl'lt ) ' depends UI\n ( \ spend. lng , Jf e\1ol' 'body hoarded what ho ea1'nC' , IH'osllerlty would cease , \Vo would fry In our own fat. " CURED BY ELOPEMENT. . NEW..S. hock Restores Aged Father of Girl Who Runs Away to Wed , London-'fho elOIJe111en t or a Lon' don girl has cnred h01' elderly father of a puinful nervous dlsol'llOl' , Includ , Ing agoraphobia-which may bo do. scribed , roughlY , us n dl'oad of open and eXIJased places , . ' 1'ho spoclallst who tells the story In the Lancet says that the man wns seized wllh ) Janlc when In a wldo street , and could Cl'OSS a bl'ldge only In an Oll1nlbus , with his eyes shul. But , after S01110 111onths , he entered the Slloclallst's consuHlng'l'oom npIJ r. ent1 ' a changed man , " 110 said ho had a drendful shoclt ; n. tel'1'lblo trou , , IIis daughter had run away Cl'om home , and joined a lovol' , Still , ho did not look shoclwd , On the contl'ary , he ap\Jeared \ complacent amI conlent. cd , ' 1'hen the stOl'Y cume out. " 'What I have C01110 fol' Is not to consult 'ou ahout my health , but to tell you that this shoclt has complete. I ' cl\I'od me , I have not the allghtest difficulty In going an 'whel'o I 11\(0 \ , I can go through wide streets. ovel' the bl'ldges , across 'l'1'Ilfnlg-tll' square , and e\'on Into the ) Jarl < s , 'l'l o recovCl'y came to me sluldenly , Immedlateh' at , tel' I had the dreadful fihocl , . ' ' ' " - - . - - - - - - - - - - - _ - - - - - - - - - - - - ' ' " ' " . . . " " " " " " " " " " " " " . ( O' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .r.r.r.r..r.rJ" o.r..or.r.r.r.r..r. : Q : ) , large Number of igarettes Imported. Made by Greeks- ; Greek Tobacco. 'I ' They Are Called Egyptian , \Vnshlugton.-A controversy which has been going on In EurOIJe , and especially - pecially In England , as to the rlvnl mOl'lts of Turldsh and E ) 'ptlan cigar. ottes seems 'likely to be sellled by a report of a dlslntcl'ested but obsol' ' ' ' ant Amorlcan consul. ' ' 1'hough the United Stales is the great clgarottepl'od.\lclng nation of the world , there are imported Into this countl' ' evel' ' year mOl'O than $ :1,000 : , ' 000 WOI th of forelgnmado clgal'ettes , some Turkish and some Egrptlan , Turko ) ' Is a large'tohaecoproduclng ' onntry , 'ieldlng fiOOOO tons of tobac' cc > > every yeal' , and the Turks. It Is well known , are a nation or smokers , The amouflt of tobacco ralselIn \ Eg'pt Is Inconsldemble , and ) 'et E/'Yptlan / clgarettos al'e Imported Into this country In consldCl'ablo amounts ' ' ' , ever 'eal' The explanation of the maller , as orrered by the Amorlcan consul In Athens , Is simple , it seems that the Greek tobacco crop last ) 'ear was the largest Greece evOl' hur\'ested-about 200,000,000 IJ0111l1ls , A brand of Greek tobacco Is used for Egyptian cigarettes. Why , it Is aslwd , Egrtttian ? 'flm answer Is thal l gnlllan ell'garettes ar made b ' Greeks because cigar. etto 1131)01' Is tljO ulnsl fe In Gl'eoce , whore It Is a govcrnmont mOllopolY , 'fhus the huslness has gene ever to I gnt. 'fhe most fumous clgal'otto malwl's of 1 ! UIt are arO tS , A ver ' large buslnoss In clgarotto making has beeu established In Alex , andria , and It is III the hands of Greeks , who Inwortth'It' tohacco trom their own coulll1' ) ' anll In turn ship It to foreign cauntrles. Ellglund und the Unltod Stat os helng the chief mrirlcot fOl' the g'lll1lI1 : Clglll cUes. which are , In fact , Oreelt clgarelles , thoBo bear. lug the title TlII'klsh IJellIg I 111 111I l.t'.JlI from TurlC ' dlt'ecl. , RAISES LEMONS INIOWA. , 'Farmer's Wife Has Bearing Trees Growing In Her Garden. Busser , la-Not enl ' does the Iowa rarmOl"S wife produce the fl'l1lt with which to maltc her plUnpldn and goose , herr ' Illes , but ) .Irs , B. ' 1' , Little , wlfo 'of a prosperous farmer Hvlng nel\r Busser , has succeeded In producing the lemons with which she will manu , facture her lemon pies fOl' ThnnltHg\ ! ' . lng , 'I'lmt this ) Jnrtlclllul' vllrlet . or clt , rus fruit may b" cultivated with some success In such a varied climate as Iowa offol's has becn demonRtmted by \h's , Little , ' She haa half a dozen lemon trees growing In her l arden , They have all produced fruit th'ls year , Some ot the lemons are oC nol'mouH size , show , Ing that the Iowa soli Is Cull or the substance necetJsar ) ' to the IJI'adllctlot1 of } "mon Illes , Many of tlH' lemons which have I'Ipened on the trfH ! cultlvatell br Mrs. Liltle 111'0 12 , 1 1A. : and 10'1. : Inches In ch'eumforelH'o , anl1 will weigh neurl ) ' ono 110111111 each , Mrs , Lltlle declures they wlll make Ure IInet ; lemon ) Ilofl In the state , and 'that she has made five to seven pies fr0111 ono of her 11I1111enSO lemons. 'rho lemons are perfect In shalle and COIOl' , . having rlll'n'd (1venh' , and set'm to ho .1 Cull of Julco of IIn < ' ! lunl'd fIa VOl' . I I . . . , GIVfN OOLLAR BILLS HOW CANADIAN INDIANS RE. CttlVE THEIR ALLOWANCES , . . A cnt Dlctrlbutes $200,000 Among Trl comen Each Year but Carrico Only $30OOO-How He Docs It , Seattle , Wash.-Sovcral yenrS ngc- tlto Cnnldlanovornmont / tool < Cron\ the tl'lhus of Indlnns nbout Athal.mser. laltO 1\1111 1'1\0\ ' a 11I1'go tmct ot lallll I\l\d 111 JlIl 'lIlont COl' the Ramo It glvos l'llch 'l'nl' I1vo dolh1\'S to eneh ] 11IlInn , 111111 21i to the chlors In ono dolhu' hills , ' 1'ho 1'0nsnn fol' thIs Is thnt the In. ( lians ( hn'llIn ! ; In the dlslrlet do 110tl Imow the vahlO of mOIlO ' , A 111\1101' : dollal' loolts to him ahout the same as ' hllmlt pJoco or l(1pOl' ( to 1hlhy. . Sl10uhl the IJll111ellt ho made III It : : . VOl' , thslmilio mh1led chlll1 or the wlhll'I'Il'SS wauld IlIIneh II hole 11It nnd Weal' It about his neck and lImB a gl'l'llt deal of mone ' would 1m tnlton fro III clrt'ulntlon , Should payment bo llIalio 111 une' doIlar hIlI the Ind Ian Is lIable to lese It , Once oneh yoal' a 1'01ll'osentativo ot the Canadian ! ; ovol'llmont maltes 1\ tlto h' ' 1111(1 the trl1) through cl1un ( Imys Indians , 011 this trill ho tnltes $ : ! OI1QO , In one doUnl' bills and wllI pl'obahl ) ' ) lllr out mOrO than $200,000 , ' 1'ho nntural fluostlon rram civilization Is , Hl1w does he do It ? As the Indlnn Imows 11nth\ng \ about the value or mone ' his method ot financial trade Is Q1I the value o ! sldns , mVCl'ythhl ! ho bu 's Is 1'e\Ono\ \ ( by sIt Ins , aul1 wholl one taUS doUara to 111m , his face hns the expresslol\ hlanlt cllrl1hlJc : , FortunatofOl' \ the ( ) \'ornment , tl10 Hudson Bn ' com , IH\II ' has secured the entire conll' Ilenco of 1110 Inllillno during the C011'1 tm' ) ' of doallng with them , nml the mono ' \laid' \ to the ] ndlans flndH Its' ' wa ) ' Into the tradlng , )1osts ) of tl10 COIl1' , Ilnny , I Here Is how the , government )1ay. ) ; muster does his )1henomenal ) stunt ofl ) ) 'lng $200.000 01' moro \\'Ith only ! $30,000 In his )1ocltet ) , He gee ! ! dlrl,1ct to n district Inhablled by IJ01'hl1)JS ) 2- 000 01' 3,000 Inilians ; llel'O ho wlII ) In ' from $ l , OOO to $20.000 In "treatr , manor. " Each 1ndlan and his famllYI Is glvon the fIve one doUar bills In payment for hll1 S\11'I'01Hler oC the land , and each chief hi ! ! $21i , ' Aflm' malting this ( ll1ymont the IJay. . n1l\9tol' taltes u rest for n. short tlmo at' ' the Hudson Buy )1ast ) lH.\rest the pay station , 'Within n. Cow days the In' dlans have mhl10 n. lIne to the Iloat amI there } ) urchased whatever 1001(8 gOOlI to t om. 'rhe ' wllaelt the money down on to the trading 110St counter , "Order something wOl'th perhnps IiO cents 11I1(1 ( leave , The cOmllan ) ' agent charges the rell man with what ho has purchased and , credits him wltl1 the balance of the five dollars , so that In the Cuturo ho can trade out the 1'0' mindel' of the amount. WHhin n. weele from the date of , paring the treat ) ' mono ) ' every dollar ; of the amount has been Imld Into tho' ' trading llOlt. 'rho pl1ymustor gives the ( lost agent a checlt fOl' the amount amI starls for the next Indian settlement. SLEEPING MEN BEST THINKERS Also Act WIUl. Wonderful Quickness , Declares French Professor , Baltlmare , Md-Prof. P orro Jouet , of the Paris SOI'honne , In II lectl11'o on somnamlJ\llIslIl \ at , JohnB 1I0lldnl1 ( lInl. verallr , said that w11110 BOlnnnmbullstg' ' ( ) an IWO lhlngs and Bllealt liuenl1y they can nuL I'emomhor what occurred durIng - Ing the delll'lum , lIe sa I : " 'I'he 10mnambullsL has not 0\11' dull mOlllorr of thlllgs , J Ie sees the ob , jects ho sflenlts of IInd realI ' heal's , feels and touchcB the , exactlr as If they wore rcat. "Whon a IlIltlent SIJeal < H ho hns u ( lu- ener of lallguago and even an ( 'Io , < 1l1ence that are lIulOl'IOI' ) to his nor , 111111 IJoWel's. ' Whell hn ncts ho haR a IH'eclslon IInd < ] ulclmess that 111'0 woil' dorfuI. "The lI1an who I'IIn to the h0l18 tel ) showeel 1I10re agl1lt . thlln he , woul < l hllvo had In his nUl'lI1al state , eveil If ho hnd not heen IlIlrah'zed , "In connection with this ) H'cclBlon and ccrtalnt ' of ' nWII101'y wo fInd some strange lI1untal blanlts , You slwalt , of r.allents IInd they do not an , SWCl' , You tl' to 111111(0 'al1r presence relt , they < 10 not Ilel'co ve , ' 1',0 , malte yalll'self heard you lI1ust dl'oam with the Imtlent and Hfleal. to him only In accol'dance with J1Is delll'lum. " . OWNS THE OLDEST CLOCK , Physician Has Elght'day Time Recorder - , corder with Long History , Supulplt , OltlV.-Dc. D , W , A Vel' ) ' , of this city , Is the IJOSSessol' of what Is' Ill'obably t 1C oldeBt cloclt In Oltlaho- ma. It Is oC the tall varlet ) ' , generally , sJolten of as "grandfather's cloele "I and Is of the same sOlt monllondd : In l..ongCelIow's famous poem. The eloclt was brought to the terrl. ' torr by Dr , Aver ) ' when' ho eamo hero , and wo.o . made h ) ' his HI'eatgran fa , thor at least lliO 'ent'H ag-o In the town ot Preston , Conn , The wOl'lts are of , bl'UHs , and rl1n eight days , The case Is or Hollel clwl'rr , whlIol the Cael ! Is IIlllllof one solid II Ieee of bl'lIsS COIIIJloHltlon , hllmmered out by hand , then ) llated , and tlnall ' hand en , ! gravell In elllhorate style" It Is some. eight feet tall , IInll Is intended to stand on lho floor , Besides telling 1 the moment and thl ) hOIll' , It has at second hand , IIIBO It calendar Illal that tells the day of th ( ' 1I10nth. 'rho old clock stili lWIls ( as good tlmo as evor. t. - DO I-IUMANE WORK. EXCELLINT , ; : : RECORD OF WEST. ERN SOCIETIES , Colorado Claims the Best Assocl\tlon for the Protectlon.of Children and A lmals-Other Statcs to Take Tlmt as Model. ' In n 1101)01' reatI borer the thlrtloth nn11\ml mooting of the Amorlcan lIu. r l11ano assoclntlon , J101d nt Chicago , 11. a , Mnnn or Omaha made the totlow" ! ng statemen ts : With two or three oxcoptlons there 11\0 \ humane orglUllzations In all the states nnd t01'l'ltorles west ot the MlssISldpll , Imt ml\n ) ' or them are local 111111 I1ctlvo only In It elt ) ' or count ' . anll some oxlst htv In nnme. n Is elalmel1 that Colorado has the best state Ol'gmtmtlon : Cor the pro. tectlon of chllllron I1ntI anhnals , in lhnt It accon\pllshes umier its B'B' tom-covorln ( ; a largo fIold-inoro 1'0' sulll1 ror th money cXIJended than anr ether humane , organization In the countr ' , 'rho Colorado lIunmno so. clol ' , without losing Ita exlstcnce or Idontlt ) ' as corporl1to - bOth- , Was In 1DOl coustltuted by nct of loglslaturo "Tho- State Board of Chtld and Ani. mal Protectlon. ' 'rho governor , nt. torno "gonoral anll supol'lntondont ot , 11llbllc hlstructlon are o"o01clo mom. bOl's or the board or dlrectol's , ho state alllll'oJrlatos ) $2,1100 to $3.000 a : year , , and othel' recolpts malto Ul n. I'evenuo for the BOe\Ot \ ' of nbollt $ , - , 000. So\'on 111111lred ( antI Courteon agenta 111'0 scnttored throughout the state , remote parts bolng 100lOd after about as well as In the city of Don. \ ' r , , POrhl1lls In no ether stnto Is serious o t't".J I't n1l1l10 to onCorco the , w for chlltI and tlnhnal protoctlon \n \ small communities and In rural dlsh'lcts the sl1mo 1\8 In' the cltlos. 'l'ho Nobraslm soclet ' has decided to I1slt the next 10glsl11t11I'e Cor 1sllto board or chillI amI animal protection , 1ontI1111has ono motIolml on , the Colomdo Illan , with the ossentlal dlf. forenco that Its ol11cors tlro potltlcal appointees , and , as a consequence , goneratly inol11clent , ' 1'hero are vcr ) ' I\ctlvo organizations In Kansl\s City , St. Joseph , Mlpnoap. oils , St , Pl1ul , Dca 1\Iolnes , maha , San l ranclsco , Los Angole ! ! and Port. land , Council Bluffs 113 about to or. ganlze socloh' with the mn 'or for Ilresillont antI the , chlof oC police as on of Its dh'oetors. 'EIght western stl1tos have HpoclfIOlI law" In roll1Uon to the doclt1ng ot , horscs' talla , vlz , : Nebraslm , Iowa , l\lInnelota : , Utl1h , Col01'lldo , Washing. ton , Ore : on amI Cnllfornln , . .rho laws , : : m the lUbjoet enacted In some ot these stnt lU'O not practical , as un. dol' them , In order to auc essfutly prosecute , ' , t Is necessar ' to catch the on'endor in the net. In NObl'asluJ n. reward of 1i0 Is offeretI Cor evillenc that wl11 convict of thlt ! offense , ' 1'ho 1\lIehlgan law , paBsell In IDOl , anI ! the Colo1'lldo act of 1SD ! > Bhould b < t eonsldoroll by us in nsldng for legis. latlon In the futurO , ' Nebraslm , Iowa , Colorado and Oregon gen have s oclfic laws IH'ohlbllins the use or IIvo birds for tnrgets , In Calli Cornia ahout four years ago 0111' trlonda secnred a convlcUon under thr , ' genoral"cl'l1oHy nct fOl' shooting pig. eonB released from traps , Camornla , Colorado , Missouri and Oldahonm have humane oducatlon ll\ws , 'fho stl1temont has been made that the Oklnhoma law Is the best In the country. : Child labor Is not the gl'a vo prol10 : sltlon , with the west thut It is In the eust 1\1111 In the south , and wo do not hear ot much c01111/1alnt. In many cities the truunt officel' or ther ot- fIclnl maIms a l'egu I Ill' Inspection at fnctorles and othel' "laces where el1l\ \ . tll'en may ho omlloyod ) to see that the law it ! not violated , In all our cities there are \1'lous Institution's that loolt , aClel' the welfare ot chll. dren , Ever ' winter 40OOO , OO hehless cnt. tlo BuffoI' for wunL oC food and drlnk- ' on the weatern ranges between the Missoul'l rlv01' IUld the Puelflc ocean , and very IIttlo Is bolng done , outsldo of the alate or Col01'lldo , to rellevo this condition or affalt's , ' 1'hls and the translJOrtallon < 1l sllon are the great. est problems ill th/J humane work or the western states , Increasing Age of Heroines , " 'I'he age ot the heroine in novels" wo are told , I 'hns been steadily going up , 'l'hore was a lime when the ) 'oung girl of 17 01' 20 was the enl ' IJOs81bl0 oorolno of a tomunce , Now she mar flguro In a stal' ' , but it will bo mom as a sldo charnctm' than as the 'lead , Ing lady. ' ' ' 'I'hero are douhless fash , Ions In these thlugs , The ugly ho. rolun camn In Ilbout the mlddlo of the ast century , She Is 110W , poor girl , no more- She flourished with the ugly hOl'O , which was sUI'ely rather hard fartuno Cor both of them , The thollght or It proct'sslon ot aged her. olnes seems to suggest a .deeper serl , ousness limn wo ha vo been used to , That , howevol' , mar do ns no harm , " His Claim for Help , Dr. Lawrence , blshol ) of Iassachu , sells , says that ho received Cl letter from 11. man in IH'lson who aslwd him for help In get ling out oC It , "Yoll oUlht ta COIllO , " the clIll1'ltTuto ) , "fol' I did a , great ravOl' rOl' ' ( ) U last win. tel' , Wlwn 'our ) J01't1'111 t was belnl ; palntoltbo \ artist hired 1110 as a lilY fI ure , and I stood In 'OU1' l'obas for hours togethol' . HVas the hardest job 1 e\'or did. " "I agreed with him , " the bishop sa 's , ' ' 'rher Is no harJer 10b : but 1 could not set blm out on that plea. "