l - , \ ' CUSTfR COUNTY RfPUBUCAA Dy D. M. AMSDERRV , - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - . . DR KrnN now , - - NFIDRASICA. - - - - - - - Loopholes in the Law. British statesmen nro again striv. tug to amend the Inw so ns to J1ermlt persons convicted ot crlmo to nl1penl to a hlgbor court. The need ot Rome change In tbo Inw has Ions been ndmlt.- ted , tor although n man against whom a verdict ot n hundrOtI Ilollnds has been tound in n civil court mny ap. peal , ono who has been convlctoll ot murder must submit to the sentence with no octectlTo apponl saVO to the clemency ot the homo offico. The ox. perlonco of B perfectly Innocent man who was twlco oonvlcted for crimes ot whloh ho wno not b'1ll1ly , and ot which )10 might have been llroved to bo Innocent - cent It the full ovldenco In his Ilofenso had been admlttod by tbo trlnl court , . bas rouood the Drltlsh SOlL'lO or justlco Uti It 11M been decided that the law must be ' 'horo Is - amended. ! no agreement ment rot 011 the delnlls or the proposed ohanges. Inlt It Is admllted that the .ow ah0814 so frnmell as not to lead to dolny In the execution or sentence on the guilty. The Lonllon Tlmos re'I I marks that "Deay ] In disposing ot CU eI of murder , tor exampe ] , would mOIm I. effect the abolition ot cl1pltal punlslnnent. The public would not en. e duro the thought ot men lying In prison mnny months uncertain of tholr rate. " In America , where oppor. tunltlos for nppeal scem nt times to I .bo almost unUmlted , saya Youth's Com. panlon , the pubUc does not concern Usolf much when convicted murderers dola7 oxecutlon for years by resort to OTCrT devlco tor postponement that in. genlous Inwyers can discover. Abuses arising from the treedom ot appeal are as great hero ns these In Englnnd arisIng - Ing from the summary exocutlon or the sentence ot the trial court. One from the Capital. In. Washington they are whisperIng a tory concornlng a Tery distinguished - ed slntesman who attended the birth. day party In honor of Speaker Can. non. Ho and some thirsty trlends devoted - voted themselves with less wisdom tbno assiduity to the bountltul sUllply ot retreshments avallabo ] on t1l1lt oc- enslon. Consequently ho was In rath. er double-vIsioned frame or mInd when ho reached home. That ovonlng ho were tor the first time one ot 0. new batch of shirts which his wite had bought tor hIm. This tact bore heav. lIy on hia mind when ho began to un. dress. He trIed halt a dozen wnys to pull off the new.fangle,1 garment , but failed , and finally called to his wlto who w sloopln ! ; In an adjoining apartment : "My dear , I am sorry to disturb you , but I wIsh you would show mo how to get out ot this con. tounded shirt. " The lady came to the door ot his apartment , looked hIm ever and replied , In tones that absoutoly ] trozo him still : "I would suggest that a moot cosontlnl prelimInary to talt. I Ing off your shirt Is first to tn.o ] oil your coat and waistcoat. " . I Don't Forgot the WOD1 n. . Almost the lost ot these who are ! accorded honor for tholr heroism at , t , ' ! San Franc I sco are the women , and cspecially the trained nursos. It Is agreed that no others showed Kuch coolness , such unflinching courage ns they. No call wns awaited , but they sought for the wounlled nnd wnllted without taltorlng amid scenes that even strong men could not endure tlro sight ot and trom whleh they ran away. The good 1I0no by thl\t band of devoted women Is not to be estimated and It Is only just begin. ning to bo appreciated and lIut on I'ee. ord. Due praise hns been given Funs. ton nod hIs aids tor their wore. The poUco and firemen have figurl'c1 largely - ly In the dispatches. The Iloctors have not been overoolted ] , but the nurses are still awnIting their shnro of the common glory ot tearless and sltllltul service. A now "Mark Twain" story Is go. Ing the rounls. ! The humorIst talcos long rides In the countr.v In hIs nuto and one day the mud was so deep that the machlno stucle In It. On a railroad near by an Irishman wns soon bossing a gang of UnUans. "I called to him , " saId Mark , "and ho brought the whole bunch over to 11ft the machine out. Wo cashed ] rIght away. The IrIshman Insisted on boss. Ing t.be job and I woullln't stand tor It. 'l'l right , ' said the Irishman , and ho took his men back to the railroad. There WB ( nothing tor 010 to do but CiTe In. I t..U In the car for about an hour and tht'n lIed tor the Irishman to como back. 'Am I to bo bossT' ho askod. 'You a'e , ' I saId. And ho was. " Lloyd's'VtJOiUY News U1 London has thIs to say In an artlclc on the San Francisco earthqualto : "SeismIc dls- turbnoccs are stIli recorded and renewed - newod earthquake shocks are reported In various parts ot the AmerIcan con- Unont. even as tar away as Clov'land , 0. . whIch Is on the Atlantic seaboard. " Jamc B. Dledsoe has been oocted ] superintendent of the Maryland Bchool tor thu bUnd. lie Ims written a fine theals entitled "Tho Education of the Dlln. . 111 the United States. " BUYING PAINT. SprlIgtl1l1o-aftor tl1 ( ' weather ! Ins become well seUled Is II lntlng limo. 'fhoro 111 110 dust fiylng , no In. "ects nro In tl10 nlr at that tlmo reatly 1,0 commit aulcho ] by lJuCCocntlon In the coal ot fresh ] lalnt. The atmos. jlhlJrlc conditions nro nao ] favornblo nt that Benson for ] lroper tlryJng and Increased lIre ot the paint. It. should bo a hnblt with every property owner every spring to look over his bulllllnls , etc. , nnd see it lhey need rOlulntlng ] : not merely to see If they "will go another year , " hut whetl10r the tlmo haa not come lor putting In the llroverbial "sUtch In 'tlmo" which Ihall eventually " 'snvo I1lne. " For one coat ot pnlnt npplled Just 1IIltlo betoro It Is nctually neell. ed will orton save most ot the paint : )11 the bulllling by preventing It tram letting go nnd causing ondlesD trout be ] nnd eXllense. I'alnt lots go because IInsood oil , ' which Is the "cemont" that holds nil good paint together , gradually Ilecayo or oxidizes , just ns Iron ox posed to air nnd dnmpness will sowly ] decny or oxldbo. The water and oxygen In the air are litO caUBO ot the troulJlo In both cnses , and the only reason , outside or Its boautlfyJng ectect , that wo apply paint to wood or irati Is boo cause wo want to leeep water and air away tram them. Live paint , that Is Imlnt in which the linseed 011 Is stili oily , does this very ectectual. Iy : but dead paint , that Is paint In whIch the 011 Is no longer oily , Is no moro impervious to air and wlltor thnn a slnglo thlclmess ot cheeso. cloth would boo It then wo apply a tresh coat o [ ally paint beCoro the old paint Is dead , the 011 tram the now coat wfll ponotrnto the old coat , nnd the whoo ] coating will once more become alive : and tbls method ot rent ovation may go on Indoflnltely. This oxplalns why It is better economy - omy to repaint n IIltio botoro Itbo , , comes absoutely ] necessary thal1 a IIltlo arter. When the lIalnt Is once deall the fresh coat will pull the whole coating all. In the days when repainting meant a general turning of things upside down , a two.weeles' "cuttering ] up" ot the pace ] with leegs , cans and palls , n lot ot Inflammable anll III. smelling matorias ] standIng around , otc. , the dread or painting tlmo was natural. So was the dread ot soap. malting tlmo , ot shlrt.maltlng tlmo , of cnndlo-mouldlng tlmo and the lIIee. Dut wo IIvo in an ago whp.n soap comes tram the store bettor and cheaper than wo Can mateo It , w en shirts are sold really made tor loss than we can buy the materlas ] , when wo can burn coal 011 or gas chen per than we Can make lnllow candes ] , and when all wo have to do when wo want to rOIlalnt Is to plce ] out our : : olors trom the card at the store nod pay the palntor tor putting on the , paint. I When It comes to plcltlng out the I paint It Is not necessary that ono I should bo a paint chemllt , nny moro than one should bo an 011 chomlst whGn lJuYlng leerosene , or a depart. ment store buyer when seectlng ] shirts , or a soap chemist when buyIng - . Ing SOUll. All thnt is necessary to Insure a Calr show Is sarno tmow- edge ot the character o ! our paInt deaer ] and the reputation aIllI standIng - Ing ot the malccr at the paint ortered. Nor must ono eXlect ] to buy a pure IInseetl 011 pnlnt Cor the prlco of linseed - seed 011 aone. It can be talccn tor grnnted when nnyono offers to sell dollnr bills at a discount , he Is baitIng - Ing a haole tor "suclters. " So it can bo taten ] tor granted when anyono- whether mall order house , paint manufacturer or deaer-orters ] paint too eheap , ho Is bidding for the trallo ot "suclcol's , " no matter what his promlsos. Dut paints sold In reBlOnslblo ] stores under the brands ot roputabo ] mnnufncturers nro all good producls , IlUtorlng from ono another In the less Important matter of the solid pig. monts contained , but practically all\eo \ in having their liquid IJortlons com. posed essentially of pure lInseCll all. The competition ot the better cass of paints hns flrlven Inferior goods practically out at the marcct ] , and no manufncturer of stnndlng now puts out a poor paint , \11111er his own name at least. As to gunranteos on paint , they can be taccn ] tor what they are worth. Any reputabe ] mnnufnclurer will macc good any tlefect actually trace- abe ] to the paint Itselt and not to 1m. prollor use or treatment ot It. The renlly Imllortant guarantee which the paint buyer should exact tram his dealer Is that the paint Is mndo by II. manutacturer Ulnt lmows his busl. ness and that the paint itself has a record. If ho secures this guarantee ho can allord to chance the rest ot it-tho paint will undoubted ] ) ' glvo good sorvlco It properly applle ' aCt cording to directions. Skldlloo' TIlO young man was trYing to think ot somet1lln ! ; else to say when the young woman Slll\eny \ ! ] ] spoke , Uf ! . "Dy the way , Mr. I.lngerong ] , " she said. "I trIed to enll you up by tele- I1hone this morning , bl1t I didn't get any response. " "You trIed to call me up by telephone - phone ? ! ' "Yes : I wanted to nsk you a ques- tion. " "Why , I ha\'en't any teepone ] num- ber. " " 0 , yes you hl\ve. Doube ] alx tour seven. " The young man made rapid mental caculatlon. ] "Twenty-three' ' " he gas lIed , reachln ! for his halo-Chicago Tribune. - Nothing mrtkes a man so mad IlS tc como home 1\11 ready tor a row an find a lot ot his wlfo's lc1ntolks thcr and have to do the nJreeabe. ] T . , . . , . - : - . - - . = = - = . . . . . ' - - - - - - ; - . . - " - - " - ' - - = - . . , . - . - L. . . - " - - .u ' ' ' : ; ' - ! ; : , ' . , . . 1. . . . . . . ; . . . . I ' - - - r , ' . . . _ , , , t" " " . ? . . \ , " = - - I . - - - - - . , X , oas.- - - . . ( 4.,7 $ . - . ? - . $ I I1r anything were lacking to provo thrtt love Is the strongest passion In the human breast , and that under its Influence men nnd women w1ll do and venture where no other power or 010- tlvo could move thpQ , the thrllllng , tory that a valiant young Texan haste to tell would rellove ordinary mortals Of further doubt. Jace ] Hondorn Nccntly returned to his old home on the Colorado , In western - ern Texas , accompanied by a pretty Spanish bl'lde , whose heart ho gained nod whose hand h posscssed down In old Mexico after 11 series or adventures and narrow cscape that would make the tortune ot n slell1ed wrIter of ro- mance. Old nolghbor extended a warm welcome to Mr. Hon'lorn ' and his handsome - some young wUe. About two years ago young Hon- dorn left hIs old homo In Texas to seek his fortune In Mcxlc' ) . Atter Imocldng about over the slstor republic tor some tlmo , learning 11 lItUo Spanish , admirIng - Ing now scenes , and occasionally railIng - Ing In ] o\'e with a dark-e'ed beauty or the Gunlands , he finally found employment - ment on a big cattle ranch belonging to old Don 81. LouIs Rivera , ono at the rIcl1est mon In all Mexico. Love o.t First SIght. Moro than 100 people were employcd on this ono ranch. ' 1'hero was n palatial - tial resldenco on a picturesque summit overloolclng hundreds of acres or the old dan's vast possessions. Hero the great rancl1er's family Invariably spent the summer months of the yoar. CupId must have talcen a hand In I Jack's nrralrs trom the moment ho set' ' his feet Inside of tbo gates of the Hancho Grande do RIvera. On that lIamo day arrIved the senora and her daughter Madellno , lrom the City of Mexico. They had only recently returned - turned rrom Spain , anll they were glnd to reach their old h0111e , where they well 1m ow that comtort nnd luxurIous repose awaited them. ' 1'ho smiling blue e'es of the ) 'oung ndvonturer ot the land of the Lone Star and UIO dark eyes at the daughter of the south loolted Into each othor's depths at the gate ot the hacienda , nnd the fate of these two was forever sealed. Feared Father's Anger. "I love you , Jncle. Yes , the good God knows I love you , and I am ready at any moment to go with you to the end of the world , " said the warmhearted - hearted girl ; "but , oh , my love , papa Is terrlbe. ] Why , Jack , ho woulll It III you If hO know you oven dared to BIIeak to me. " "Never fear , IIttlo swcctheart. " Jack would say , "ono ot these fine nights wo w1ll ga.1lop awny trom the Rancho Grande , and beyond the Ufo Grande wo w1ll bo beyond the reach of the old don's anger and his bullots. " "I am ready , Jack. Dut think-It Is only poor IIttlo me you are gettlng- not an extra ribbon , a. doubloon or a centavo. And the danger , Jack-for I warn you paplIs a man of blood-ho has taught duols. Ho would Got the peens to tcnrlng ) 'ou to pieces. " "WIth your pretty cheek against mine , sweetheart , tlangors are not to bo counted , " said Jacle. "To-morrow night wo will 1'1110. " The levers panned ] well , but an Indian - dian woman botra0.1 thorn. It was 11. . fine night ror nn artalr whore hearts play an Important ll r1. A glorious tu11 moon was rlslug above the summit - mit ot an eastern l'ango ot mountains. The warm sea breeze was laden with the portumo ot the tlowors ot thl : ! paln ] , and the sllenco was only brokoD by the songs ot the nlghtlngae ] an the barely Ilorceptiblo swish of th ( Bwaylt\g strands o [ moss. Overpowered n.nd . Cn.ptured. . Slowly and cautiously Ule'entire. . oome lovers apnu.ched the edge ot [ grove ot trees nf t far from the gll.t 91 cl nda. lIe was mounted 01 . a magnificent Comanche racer , and by his sldo walleed ullltber horse ot fine form and great tam'3 for speed nnd endurance - durance , As the Texon lld from his saddle , caressing his pony , ho whispered - pered : "Give us a lIttle start and there Is. not a horse In all Mexico able to catch us. " "Sweetheart mine , not all the treasures - ures ot the worlll , IIteel : , or any powerless loss than God shall oyer separate us. " "Soft , 0110 caballvl'o , Dlos mlo ! que contento estoy. " "And the joy of all the world Is crowded Into my bosom , " whispered Jacc. ] He was just In the act of lIftIng - I Ing her Into the saddle , when It looltod as If a dozen big hands I'ose trom the , earth and his nrms were seized. Marvelous Escape from Death. Don St. Louis appeared , roaming. . with rage. Tearing his daughter from the sldo of the struggling yuutb , he passed her to an attendant , s.cying : : "Loce ] her up. " 'I'helt turning to ono I who appeared to be In command , he said : "Il is tile Amerlcano ingrate , cursed grIngo. I do not care to soli my hands. Juan , tic a rock to his neclt and throw him Into the river. " Jack ] mew that tile peons were only too glnd to obey orders , and strongly suspecting that he hnd a rIval In the bunch , hO realized that a11 hope for merc ) ' was lost. They drngged him to the banle of a stream not far away , and while some were busy hunting a big rock others weri ! Jlreparing strings. It required the \lnllell strength of the bunch to overpower the fightlng'l'cxan , and when they were ready to push hIm over the bane ] Jllcle dextcrousy ] threw out one ham ] and Ilragged the leader ot the ga.ng Into the water with him. 'fho peon had a ImIte , and when ho struce ] to cllt Jaclt's throat he missed his aim and se\'ered the cord that hold the big rocle. 'l'he athletic 'l'exuVus now master ot the situation. Ho wrenched the lmlfe from the hand of hIs enem ) ' , and the next moment the water was red with the blood about a 1I0underlng peon , Hlld Joele II0udorn was swimming - ming toward the opposite shoro. Back to the Ranch. 0110 would Imagine thnt this nnrrow escape would have coclod the , passion or the most arllent lover. Not so with the Incorrlglblo 'l'oal1. : Ten days had hardly elapsed before ho Hllpearell at \ the Uancho lUvera. disguised as an In- IlIan , seeking employment. Ho was given a job berdlng sheep. When the Indomltabo ] Texan tound an opportunity to shod his dlsgulso and open his arms , 1\Iadellno ran and threw herselt upon his bosom wIth joy and confidence. 'fhls time fortuM ngain played the levers false. 'l'hey encountered a loclced and baned p.tsturo gate , with a tonco o ! nine barbed wires 011 e\UlCr sldo. Madellno had been so closoy ] watched that her absence had been noled almost Instantly. The alarm was no sooner raised than the whole force ot the Rancho Grande was sot to scourIng - Ing the country In every direction. 'fhe unfortunate ] o\'crs were encountered while rllling hard 10 reach n distant gate. A desperate huttlo ensued , and Jack caught a coupe ] ot hot balls that stunned him tor the moment , though neither made moro than slight wounds. i Again numbers trIumphed , and the lovers \Vero torn apart tor the second tlmo. "Never tear , swe9thenrtl Dettor luck next tlmel" shoutocl Jack. "There will bo no next tlmo , " reared ono ot the peons. "Dring the Colorado diablo caballo. " TIed t6 Dack of Wild Horse. 'l'ho wounded 'roxan was dragged ever the ground and IIrmy ] lasbod to the back ot the rOil devil of n horso. And then whllo the Inhuman devlls .howl d nnd r91l1ed with la.ughter , tile \ . mud red horse plunged over the plains with Madollno's faithful lover lashed to his back. Poor glr ! ! She closed ber eyes , anll her CrId ! ! of terror were drowned b ) ' the yells of her cruel tor- mentors. On sped the wIllI red horse over hill nnd dale. Impelled by fright and terrorized by the struggling burllen on bls bacle , the foaming nnlmal Boon passed beY01111 the I each or his pur- suera. He had uefn stolen trom the Quaymal Indians by Don Rivera's peons , and when he tound himself free ho at once Bet out to rojoln his old herd. The bold lover declares that ho was never surer of winning his brldo than when the team trom the red chops ot the wolves were burled into his tace , It was at that moment that ho registered an oath to possess Mado- JIno In splto of Don Rivera and his army of peons. Don IUvera had made bItter enemies of the Qunymals. He had taeen ] theIr fields away from them and forced the poor Indians to move their vfl1ago to a mountain valley. 'l'hey gave the wouuded mnn sheter ] , aid and comfort , anll when they heard his story they belfev(1t ( him. Soon they aU loved the handdome young Texan. Lovers FInally United. 'fhey saidYe : nate old Don HI- vern. He has stolen our lands , our borses and cattle. Ho has coined the tears of our women and chlldren. We wlll help you to drive a paIn Into his heart. Only tell U8 110w. " Jack told them hC'w ' , and they did hep ] him. He ha' ] hardly recovered frQln his wounds when an Inllian malden bounded Into his apartment ono evening wIth 3trcams of words ot joy flowing tram hOl' red lips. "She is here-we have brought her to ) 'ou , " she excalmed ] , capplng ] her hnnds. "Who ? What 110 you mean ? " said Jacle. "Madeline , of courso. " It was true. In a few moments the astounlled lover was rejoiced to IInd thnt his devoted frlands hod succeedell In 3teallng his swe'3theart and bringing her to their vfl1age. Joyous to the ver 'e of Insanlt ) . ever being united , nnd fearIng capture , the lovers wel'e eager to lIy towarlls Texas , but the Quayamii chlet protestod. He wanted to "drivo many pains homo to the { lId dan's hard beart , " he saill. 110 insisted that the lovers should bo marrIed - rIed by the padre In the Quaymal tempo ] , and tllIlt the arralr should bo celebrated by a great teast. "The su- } > rstltlous old don will not dare to como here , " ho said. Offered to Duy Daughter. It wno truo. 'Don Rivera had many suporstitlons. 110 was afraid of the shadow of a Quaymal. Foaming with rage when he heard thnt Madellno was wIth the ' 1'exan In the Indian village , he saId to his wlfo : "It Is all witch- craft. That mnn Jaek Is a ghost. After the peons thrf\\v him In tllo rIver , . with n roclt about his neck , and 110 was drowned , I sa.w Im ngaln. Why , I saw him walking amongst the sheep BOwIng rot-saw him plalny. ] It Is useless to try to got our daugllter bacle. 'rho dovll has got her. We might tempt hIm wIth gold. " They dId tempt him with gold. 'l'he old don sent his fa\'orlto padre to the Quayamol village" Hh a burro loaded with gold. "Tell the dovll at a gringo - go , " ho said , "that 1 Imow my daugh- tor's wolght , and that I will give him her welghlln colnel1 sold If he will return - turn her to mo. " " 'fell Don IUvom that 'fexans do not sell Ulolr sWootllearts or wives , " said Jack Hondorn. "Ills goll1 Is colnod tears , and the swent amI bloud of thCJ : poor and the hravo. It ho were i to plio It to tllo 81I's It would count I nothing against my lov. ! ( Ir Madeline : . I : : : : Onl1' Wanted n Square Denl. "Prisoner , " said the judge , "stand' r up. Ha\'e ) ' 011 anything to Ray why judgment ot the court should not bo .pronounced against you ? " "I'd IIko to say , your honor , " answered - swered the prl oner , "that I hope you will not allow your mind to bo pro- judlced against me by the poor lIe- tense my lawyer put up tor me. I'll tate ] It as n grent tnvor It your honor will just give 010 the sentence I'd hnve got it I had pleaded guilty In the first plnco.-Chlcago Tribune. , Every housoleeopor shoutd know that . .J It they wlll buy Defiance Cold Water Starch ror laundry use they will save nol. oniy tlmo , because It never stIces ] to the Iron , but because each package conlnins 16 oZ.-ono full pound-whllo all other Cold Water Starches are put UIl In -pound I ) packages , and the prIca is the same , 10 cents. Then again because Deflanco Starch Is tree from nllInjurIous chemicas. ] If your grocer tries to sell you n 12z. . paclu4e It. 1 because ho has n stock on hand which ho wishes to dispose at botoro he IIuts In Defiance. 110 lenowil Utat De noco Starch has prInted on oTery package In large ] etters and fIgures " 'IG ozs. " Demand Defiance and anvo It much tlmo and money and the annoy- r ance of the Iron sUckIng. De&nee .ever stlclts. SCINTILLATIONS.I Double dcallng ends In divided divi. dends. Our seettlng alway secures HII i sending. As soon as a nation becomes heart. . I . less its case Is hopeless. Codfish culture Is never complete un. i t11 conscIence Is kllled. ' Every time you put out any now. 'I Ufe some old leaves drop off. ' : Sander ] Is bad breath ; Its evldenc. : applIes ouly to Its source.-Ram' . ' I Horn. When a tellow Is refused by a glr ] , ' . and takcs to drink , it Is somotlmcs ! dIfficult to dotermlne whether he Is I drowning hIs sorrow or ceebratlng. ] Smokers appreciate the quality value of LowiB Single Dinder cigar. Your dealer or Lewis' .1"actory ! , Peoria. Ill. WIlling to Oblige. "Give 010 the city hall , please , " said : the lady to the conductor ot the street ; car. car."I "I should be glad to do so , mDAlam"j replIed the conductor , who was n new man and had been greatly impressed by the rules of the cqmpany , which. . , Inslstea upon employes being courteous - ' \ ous and obliging. "I should , Indeed , : be glad to do so , but the Indy over' there with the green teather In her hat asked tor the city han betore you' ' got on the car. Is th re any other buildIng that would suit yon Just as well ? " -Detrolt Free Press. Fointer for Fero ; " . Nell-Percy Vere was telling me that he aUII hopes to have the luck to win you. Delle-Well , Percy will find that it I takes moro than luck to win me. I'm no rame.-PhlJad'1phla ] Lpdger. 'I see the E.an FrancIscans made a brave fight to save theIr mint. " "Yes , sab ; yes , sah , " responded the gentleman from the south : "th julep season approaches , sah.-Clcveand ] Leader. Farticulars Wanted. "Ah , dearest , " sighed young Droke- i ] el1h. "I can not lIve without you , " I "Why not ? " queried the girl with the obese bank balance. "Did you lose your job-COlumbus Dispatch. Experience M.nkes Us Wise. , " Teaeher-Can anyone tell me what a pamlst ] Is ? "I know , teacller. It's a woman who uses her hand Instead ot a sllppcr.- Judy. _ wE. ) KNIFED. Coffee Knifed an Old Soldier. An old sodler ] , released from cot- tee ut 72 , recoverell his health and tells about It as follows : "I stuck to correo for years , altho gh It lmled mo again and again. "About eight years ago ( as a result or coffee drinking which congested my liver ) , I was Incen ] with a very severe attack of malarIal feyer. "I would apparently recover and slnrt about my usual worle only to suffer - fer n relapse. After tbls had been repeated several Umes durIng the ) 'ear I was again taken vIoently ] 111. "The Doctor said ho had care tully studied my case , and it was either 'quIt coctee or die , ' advising mo to lnke Pos- tum In Its place. ! had always thought correo ono of my dearest trlends , and . , especIally when sick , and 1 was \'er1 . much taken back by the Doctor's decI'I slon , tor 1 hadn't suspected the coileD 1 drank could possIbly cause my trou- ble. ble.I I thought It over tor a tew mlnutcs , ald finally told the Doctor I would maleo the chango. Postum was pro- eurell for 010 the same day and made accordIng to directions : well , I liked It and stuclt to It , anll since then I have been a new man. The change In health began In a tew days anll : ; ur- prlsed me , and now , although I am soventy-two years ot age , I do lots of harll work , and for the past month ' &I have been teaming , drIving sixteen " " ' 1 miles a day besilles ] oadlng and unloading - loading the wagon. That's what Pos- tum in the pace ] ot colleo bas done for me. I now like the Postum as well as I did corree. "I have known people who did no : care tor Postum at first , but attcr havIng - Ing learned to make It properly accordIng - Ing to directions they have com9 to lIke It as well as cortee. I no\'er miss , a chance to pralso It. " Name given T by Postum Co. , Dattlo Creek , Mich. l.ook tor the lIttle book , "The Road to WellvUlo , " in pkgs.