. RHEUMATISM OURED - - -rho Dlsoase Yielded Roadlly to Dr , , Williams' Pink Pills After Other Trolltmcnt fl'allcd. I Dr. Wi11lnt1ls' ! } ink Pills cure rhOI1\III\- i.ism becnufio they suppl ) ' the lIecessary -clOIllOllts to the vltintOll blooll mId cu- .nblo lInturo to cnst out the impurities , nud effect n curo. 1\1rs. A. Balrcr , of No. UD l"lIch street , S'mcuf-o , N. Y. , will furnish living O\'ll1ollco of the truth of ihls statollleut.lI'rhm'o has boell1'1leu- " 1l1ntism illlllY fnlllU ' ' I ' - ) ovel's 1lco can 1'0- member , " she SJ 'S. 111\1) ' J1'I\1I111110thor 'wns n. rent sul1'crer from musclllnr rhoulllntlslllnlld1l1v mother nlso hl\ll the . ( Useaso ill n mi1l1 ' 1'01'111. Allont n 'cnr .ngo I hl\ll 111\1'11 coM nl1ll 1'hOUlllntlslll I 'cnught mo ill my 10ft lmeo. 'fhe1'o w ro -shl\1'\ ) 1)1\11111 , COllfillCll to the lIelghbor- 1100d of the Imeo nud they seo1ll011 to go Tight iuto the bOliO , 'fho pain I Huffcred \\'ns iuteuso 1\1111 I nlso 111\11 dizzy Hpolls. . . The doctors call1'll my tronhlo -urintlo mlll sclntio rheulIlI\tism. 'Vhell 1 dldll't get better \11111,1' their trcat- " 'meutmj hrothor-III-Inw snggestcll that I trr Dr. WilIinlllH' Pillk Pills. I boul < ht i three hoxcs , 1\1111 , ) ' the tilllO I hnll tnlrcll thelll , the pnlll nUll dlzzillcss had entirelloft mo. J walltCll to IIInko [ sure 0 n cure RO 10 hought three moro 'boxes , ut I ( U lla I 't tnko quitu nil of thcm .us I found thnt I WIlS entirel ) ' curcd. , , . . ' . . . Before I took the llil1s the lI\ill wns i . . , -I 'so Revere thnt I hlld to CI' ) ' nt t } Illes 1\1111 , , whell I was cured I was so thnllkfulnud , grntefulllnc1 I mil ghul to 1'00011111101111 them to every 0110 who suffel's with : rhU\11l1ntislII. ' , Dr. 'ViI1iIlIllS' Pillk Pills 11/\\0 / Clued I ' 'Severo cnses of allltnllin , "ciaticn , lle1'\'OUS- : l1ess , pnrtin1lHu'nl.tiH , locomotor IItnxin. mill St. VituH' ( lallCO thnt hnvo 110t 1'0- .51JOl1l1ml to othur molleH of trent1l1eut. All rugglSIH , "en Dr. 'Villln1l1H' Pill1c Pills or the ) ' will 1)0 SOllt 11) ' 1l111i1 , postpaid - paid , on receiJt of lll'ice , liO ceuts Tlor 'box , six boxes for $2.50 , by the Dr. Wil- 1iams Mcdic 1\c Co. , Scheuectnd ) ' , N. Y. Women Shylocks In London. It Ilppears thllt there are many fe. male Shyloclts In London. The ' are nil old womeu , and , as usurers , Ilre said to be much more grnsplng and 111erclless than their male colleagues. I Important to Mothers , J : Exmnlno cnrefully every 'bottlc of CASTORIA , I - ' n nfo nnd Buro remedy tor Infnnts nod children , .and eoe tbnt It Denretbo Slgnnturo or - , " , , r' 1n Use For Over 30 Yenrs. Thu Ki11d You Ililvo AWI1S ! DouSht. Prusslan Universities. The cost to the Prusslan govern. ment of Its ten universities a 'ear ia I r Dearly $4,000,000. t SAVED BABY LYON'S LIFE. Awful sight From That Dreadful Com. plaint , Infantile Eczema-Mother Praises Cutlcura Remedle3. "Our baby had that dreadful com. . 1 > lalnt , Infantile Eczema , which afillct. d him for several months , commen. clng at the top of his head , and at las covering his whole body. His suffer. ings were untold and constant mlsel'y , in fact , there was nothing we would not have done to have given him re. Het We finlllly procured a full set 01 the CutlcUl'a Remedies , and In about three or four ,1a's he began to show a brighter spirit and really laughed. for the first time In 0. 'ear. In about ninety da's he was fully recovered. Praise for the Cutlcura Remedies has nlwa's been our greatest pleasure , nnd , there Is nothing too good that we < : ould say In their favor , for they cer- I tnlnly saved our bahy's life , for he was the most awful Ight thl1t I e\'er beneld , prior to the treatment of the I Cutlcura Remedies. 1\1rs. 1\1aebelle ' . I J"yon , ,182G Appleton Ave. , Parsons , " ) l\an. : , July 18 , 1905. " II I I REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Whllo a girl Is lellrnlng about , 10ve she can teach a man more than 11e ever knew. The only Idnd of advke that i1 > ever , taken Is the rich relation's , and only when he Is there to see 'ou 110 It. A Iood cure for IIH'IOmnla ' IR to have _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . . . _ _ _ _ _ un' _ some babies In the house ; then ) 'ou'l1 'Want to sleep , but they won't let 'ou. If women wore different clothes they might be a lot more sensible , but they wouldn't be a millionth part as nice. 'Vhen a man hapPQns to maw his ant balance agree with the cashler's he goes out and begins to brag how . he almost tok honors in mathemat. ics when he was ilt college.-New York Press. Prlnclrml Thomas of the Durllngton , ( Vt. ) High School anl1 his teachers , : finding that 40 pel' cent of the hoys . used tobacco habltuallS' , and desldng to reduce the practice. have agreed . that no pupil who uses tobacco can , ( hold a school ol11ee or be a member , of any organization , Including athleUC' and social clubs. Dar never wuz no lowgrounds er SOl" row hut a sunbeam found Its way tel' 'U l en set some bird a.slngln'-At. lanta Constitution. . ' " M P t I \ ( - If John Alexander Dowie Loses f Hold on Hearts of People . - CAREER OF JOHN ALEXANDER DOWIE IN AMERICA. . 1888. I.a l1ds at San l.'rnrclsco with $100 In h' ' " poclwt. 1890. Arrives In Chicago and begins preaching in the strC'cts. . . . 1892. Establishes n dl\'lno healing mis- sion. 1894. Opens headquarterf and establishes John Alexander Dowie. 0. bank and nowspape 1899. Inaug rntes metropolltnn crusade , preaching nightly In cUffere'nt' parts of the cit ) . . 1\lobbel1 \ 1.Jy hoodlums. 1900. Purchases site of , Zion City nnd conducts crusade In England. 1901. Starts factories at Zion city. Declares - clares himself to 110 Elijah Ill" or Elijah the RestorAT. 1902. Negotiates for Mexican plantation and Texas land for coonlzatlon ] pur- poses. Refused creJlt by Chicago merchants , Ordered , to refund $50,000 to Frederick Sutton of New Zealand , who had Invested In Zion. 1903. Receives largo c ntrlbutlons and tithes from his peovle in the famous collection barrel. Leads the Zion Restoration - toration host of 3,000 workers in eight special trains on 0. religious , : Isltatlon to New Yorlc , Creditors press claims I MEN NO IN CONT : ON. _ _ _ , I and Zion placed In hqnds of a federal receiver during several weeles. 1904. Departs on mlsslln around the world , via San Francls o and Austra- lia. Returns six months later and talees title of First Apostle of his church. 1905. Gets an option on 700,000 acres of Mexican land and maltes trip to complete - pleto colonization plat\t ! . Strlc1\Cn with paralysis on his return to Zion City. After a second stroke leaves for West Indies. 1906. Maltes Wilbur Glenn Vollva deputy general overseer of the Christian Catholic church and the Zion Industries - tries , Repudiated l'y Vollva and his peoplo. Zion , without a dls-pntlng voice. In a mass meeting ropu.Jated : John Alex. ander Dowie , and legal steps will be talton nt once to CIlst him from all control through the appointment of a conservafor , or receI\'ur. In an Impressive . . . .eetlng in the tabernacle - ernacle , at which Ulmost every ono of the 5,000 resldentG of Zion city was . .J Set a Herd of Cattle Afire. A few da 's ago two cowhoys on the 1Iiatador ranch near Channing were dipping cattle In oil , 'fhey found one unbranded steer and after dipping It branded It. The heat of the hrandlng iron set fire to the hall' of the animal , ' , \'hlch was soalted with all , unl ! It Imme. dlatelv dashed Into n bunch of steers which' had heen dl11ped In the same 11uld a few minutes lJeforc , seltlng them nfire , fl'om which fOl't ) ' dled.- Texlco ' 1'rumpet. present , this al'tI n was tnlwn att\r moro than fi\ ' ( ' hour ot the most sl" vera arraignment or the first 1I110stle. At Its close the pl' , > phot wm with. out a follower In tit ! ' gathorlng , for oven hIs wife , O\'erl1l > er Jane Dowie , IInl1 her son Gladstone , joh1ell the ranlts of these oPIolng ! the founder of the faith. The step came as the climax or the efforts or DelHlt ' General Overseer Wilbur Glenn Yollva , who was 1Hllnell In Dowlo's will ns hl1 ! successor and was callell to ZIon In tnlte charge of affairs when a str < , ltP oC 1)arnl'sls forced the leader to lea\'e his peollo and go south. ROlnllllntlon of .Tolm Alexander Dowie also came from the two men In Zion Clt ' on Wh0111 he had llepenllN ! to assist him In IlplOslng DOlmt ' Gen. eral O\'ersl'or Wilbur Glenn VolI\'n. Deacon V. V. lla1'11es. Dowie's gen. eral cOllnsel , sent him a telegram re. fusing to act on his Instl'uctlons to cancel Vollvn's power of attome ) ' allll install Instead FlellJlng H. Wilhite. The message furthe > r contained a thl'eat that the admlnlstrntl\'o lJodr of the church hall dJcllmcntal' ' o\'lde'uce of Dowlo's mismanagement. This o\'ldence relntes to charges against Dowle's chnrncter anll to the alleged mlsapH'OIrlntlon ] of moro than $1,000,000 Intrustoll to him for Investment - ment In the lace worlts anll ether Zion CIt . institutions. Dowie's arrest In connection with the charge has been threatened. Deacon Wilhite sent Dowie a telo' gram declining to accept his power of attorne ) ' . Dencon Dnrnes In an Inter\'low said : "Dowlo now Is suspended from Zion. Susl1Onsion docs not mean 1'emo\'nl : it does not mean that judgment has been pronounced. In ordel' that the l"lrst Apostle might have no legal right to remOTe those who are endca\'orlng , to protect Zion's creditors this action was talton , for if his eccleslasticlll power were unquestioned we might be placed in a Iecnllar situation technically - cally nnd actuall ) ' . It was In order that there might be no qU stlon o [ the snspenslon of his power that It WIlS determined to suspend Dowie. " Mrs. Dowie's Property Transferred. Gla ston Dowie said his mother had . turned over all her lersonal proport ) Ilnd realt ) ' to the commnnlt . . This amounts to $100,000 and prlnclpall I consists of Shiloh honse and Den Mac I ' D'hul , the magnificent count1' ) ' estate' 011 'Vhlte lalte , Michigan. It Is expected - pected that 1\1rs. Dowie will be per. mltted unlnterrnpted po.ssesslon of this property in consideration of her joining - ing the opposition to her husband. Young Dowie's personal estate amonnts In value to less than $5,000 , He said neither he nor his mother had an ) ' thought of the financial hqnefiL ; the ) ' might derive fl'om the peculiar position the ' have taten ! In the fight for Independence and throwing off the . "First Itpostle's" .ote. "As for m ' father , " said Gladstone Dowie , "tho storr that he has allY property In 'Vest Afl'lca or In Mexico. . has no foundation. He Is practically 1101mlless , as has heen stated. "Thomas Graham 'Vllson , who ' claimed to have title to a tract of Ian I ! twent ) ' miles sqnaro In 'yest Africa , offol'ed to gl\'e m ) ' father tltlo to It , bnt It was on condition that ho would have 25 per cent of the profits- arising from Its development. Thel' has IlOen no development. and thel'o Is nothing certain ahout Wilson having any tltlo to It. It con.slsts of tribal lands , and except for Its mahogany forests pos. sesses little or no value. " "Lump of Gold" Letter. Some of the letters written b ) ' Dowie to Ruth Hofer , supposed Swiss lllress , whoso nama has heen men. tIoned In the charges against the "first aIJOSUe , " have been glvcn out. - - - "Bltterly. " 'Ye 1ro told thut " " "awful" ( that well. worn word ) Is out of date , anl1 i l11t "bltterh' " has talwn Its place amongst these who 111\0 to got hall ! or u III .O elIthet and weal' It threadbare.- lJall ' Chl'onlee. ] Foreigner Takes Prize , 111 the cailltal of Belgium a } ) rlze was offered I'ecentl ) ' for the hcst pa. trlotlo fjongs fOJ' thl ! lL'Se of Belglun school chlldrell. A Frenohman won It. . . . . . . . It Is snhl Mrs. Dowlo anll her SOli are saM to hn\'o n 1111I11110 oC loth'l's tc Uss Hofol' ulIIl ether , \'omon. Ono lottoI' , Inscrlbod to " I ) ' littlE IUlUp oC guld , " follows : "I am praying for YOII tollIntH am hOIlng to hear agAIn 'our worll of comfort. I Imow 'Oll cannot change for 'ou nro the snme rosterdAr nnd todar , ) ' 1'1and forever. "I wnnt to heAr again 'ollr expres slons of faith , because the ' glvo mQ now hope In till ) womanhood of Zion You ha\'e lIemonstmtell to mo thai - .7 . . ITffVC Swiss girl whose lresenco nt Zion met with objectlon3 of Mrs. Dowie. Christ is to rule in the SIJlrlts , souls , anll bOlll s of 111) ' peoillo. The c 'es of the world are on Jom ] Alexander , fil'st apostle of the La I'll .Tesus , the Christ , In the Christian Cnthollc IIPOS' tollc church In Zion. Come t mo again to-day nnd pra ) ' with mo. Yours till the devil fl'ees. "JOHN ALEXANDER. " Pledges tong Fidelity. Another letter , also delivered to l\Uss Hofer whllo she was in Zion Clt ) . , follows : "Child of m ' heart. The devil Is at worlt. lie has stolen his war Into my home. Fear llot the harsh words of women possessed of ovll thoughts. 'fhey slander and rave ns the out. come of imaginary Ills and burdens. The Lord sent 'ou to' me. Ho spolte unto me Instructions. Let the words of th ' mouth and the meditation of , thy heart be acceplabo ] to th ) ' chosen children. You were sent to the apostle anll first priest , and the trials you have undergone wore merely to test your faith. "As alwa's Ilnd until the worms eat Into . my body. "JOHN ALEXANDER. " HOT ONlqNS FOR PNEUMONIA. Simple Remedy Said to Be Sure Cure for Dread Disease. Owing to the pre\'alcnce of pneumonia - monia and the great mortality which attend Its ravages during the winter and spring , several beards of health In northern New Jersev have been tale- Ing measures to prot ct the citizens of their towns from thG disease. The health board of Washington , N. J. , has published a remedy which is sllid to be a sure cure for IHleumonln , and other health boards are looltlng Into the matter with a view of having the same thing publIshed for the good of the general public. This is the publication - cation as It h s appeared in the 1\- pel'S of Washington : "TaIte six to ten onions , according to size , chop fine , put In a large spider over a hot fire , then add the same qUllntltr of rye meal and \'Ine- gar enough to form a thlclt pas to. In. . the meanwhile stir It thoroughly , let- : tlng It simmer five or ten minutes. . 'I'hen IHit In a cotton bag large enough to covel' the lungs and apply to chest as hot as patient can bear. In about ten minutes apply aTlother , ! Ind thus continue by reheating the poultices , and In a few hours tI. patient will be out of dangel' . This slmplo remell ' has never failed to cure this too-often fatal malady. Usually three or fO < < 1 applications will he Il'lfllclent , hut con tlnue always until the perspiration starts freeb' from the chest. Thle remedy was formulated many 'ear ! ! ago b ) ' one of the best physician ! ! New England has ever Imown , whe never lost a patlent by the disease and won his renown hy slmllo reme dies. " Lodge's Teetotal Principles. Tle capitol guldo was telling two Now lingland school teachers In the senate gallery Interesting things about the senators below. " 'l'here are esov eral of them , " he salll , "that have eaten - en too many society dinners and drunk too much fircwoter. " "Oh , how dreadful In our public men ! " said ono of the teachers. "Bllt there Is Senator - tor Lodge. lie IlocHn't drlnle , does ho ? " "Oh , no , " rellll'1d the guldo. " 110 Is a teetotaler. lIe e\'en thins his water. " Soldiers Who Are Good Cooka. Gen. Sir Redvers BUllor Is such an o.xcellent coole that IHI would hllve little - tlo dlfilculty In obtal:1lng a flrst.class chef's position in a west end hotel : In his 'OImger days. hefore ho reached his high military'ranlt his bl'o her of. l1cel's used to say that Heel vel'S Bul. ler can mate ] an t1J'wtlzlng ! dinner out of old saddles when rlltlons were short on a campllign. Another dls , tInguh lleel soldier who shares with Gon. Duller a wonlo1rf111 ! sltlll In the gastronomic art is Major General Ba , den.Powell. - HAIRPIN UNITIZD FOND I-IEARTS. - Now Weapon In the Armory of the God of Love. A hnirpln brought Miss l\Iatl1da Lyons amI Wallaeo Clarle together and resulted in tholr marrlago at Snc. . ramonto , Cal. ' 1'ho hairpIn whloh unltell two loving - ing hearts was n common blacle pin , lIke 10,000,000 other pins In the United States nUll oxactI . lI1tO 11er- hnps 60,000 In Saoramento , The hairpin broucht thom together In lIn oloctrlc street cnr. 'fho car wns crowded ntHI both were compellell to stand. Neither had noticed the ether to nn ) ' degree when sUddenly Miss L 'ons telt her hair sill } and realized thnt In hurr 'lns to cnteh the car she hnd shalcen some of the hnlrpins out of her hair and that It Was slowly but surel ) ' Blipping down her bnc1t. There was Iyoun woman sitting in the seat directly In trent of him. with her hall' nlmost brushIng hIs hand as 110 held to the edge oC the sent for sUPllort. Miss L 'ons In des , , pall' searchell hel' rotlculo raphl1 ' , holdIng her bncle hall' with ono hand. nnd she half turned just as Clarlc. iwlth sudden stealth ' mo\'omont , 'plucked n hairpIn from the head of , the woman sitting near him. I Clarlt , caught. hl the IICt , blushed n ! bit , and Miss L 'ons grow ros ' , but mannged to maintaIn her dlgnit ) ' . An instant of hesitation nnd then CIl\.rlc . , plucltlng up his courage , removed - , moved his hat and sl1.ld in a low tone : "Pcrmit mo to offer you Ihair - pin. " A tow days later Carle ] met Miss Lyons and was properh' IntroducOlI. He ndmlts that ho made inquirIes and she trnnltl ' confesses thnt she , In. quired about him. At any rate they , met nnd three months later the ) ' were married and Cln.rlt is now u. natlvo son in law. I SAW TRIUMPH FOR "MRS. LOT. " Street Gamin's Amusing Comment on Biblical Story. Sponldng of Slt11l1ny schools. nn enrnest woman 'who battles cver ' Sun. dn.y morning with 11. class oC lmrdened lIttle street gamins tells an amusing story of the way ono lIttle tough greeted the story of Lot's wlfo , which she was tn'lnS' to relate. She wns nicely under way when this lIttle tel- low burst out : "What wus 'er nn.me ? " The teacher wOllt bacle OVer her Dible history , and could not remember that the name was given. She said , as much. "It doesn't say what her name WQ.S. She is only callell Lot's wlfo. " "Well , why don't you call her Mrs. Lot , then ? " The teacher bit her lip , but trom that time she referred to the lad ) ' as Mrs. Lot. When she rellched the part of the story where 1\1rs. \ Lot turned nnd 1001ted bllcle , although she hnd been wllrned not to , the little chap's e'es Rholle derislvey. ] "Rubborl" ho exclaimed , excitedly. But the most characteristic comment - ment or nll was made when the story 'was 11nlshed. After ho hnd listened delightedly to the fate which befell Mrs. Lot-thnt of being turned Into n pillar of salt-his small face grew sharp with cunning. , Leaning forward , ho said , In n confidential , triumphant undertone : "Dut she saw , just the samey , didn't sho-Wllshlngton Post. The Strongest Impression. "And 'ou enjo 'ed your sea voyage - ago ? " wo aslt of the friend who has returned from his trip to Australln. "Very wel1 , " ho sa's. "You were quite a long while on the sea weren't you ? " "Many weeks. " "No doubt the constant communing wlth'tho world.wldo swoop of waters , with their ceaseless waves nnd their m'sterlous swellings and slnltlngs , creates a. strong Impression on one ? " "It does. " "One must become inSlJlred with the awtul majesty of the ocean , with the thought of Its eternal unrest , of Its tl11s01vablo mysteries ? " "Yes , he does think of that ; but that wasn't the strongest impression I got , " "No ? And what was the strongest Impression 'ou had ? " "Tho absolutely utter ImpossllilIlty of taldng a wal1e down the street after dlnnor to get a clgar.-New Or. leans Picaynno. Drink by Prescription. Prlnco Louis of Dattenberg , in the course of an interview nhout the New : Yorlt policemen accused or drlnldng aboard the Dratc ] , said with a sm11e : "I blame those unl\llown men no 'more thnn I hlame n certain teetotlller 'or Dundwe. "A Dundee ph'slclan , beclluso the iteetotnler had a red nose , suspccted 'the sincerity of the man's profession. "The tecto tier did not hesitate at all over the chnmpagne. 110 dranle .a half dozen glasses Ilnd grow gay and holsterous. "Then the doctor , teellng thnt ho had him , said gruffiy. " "Veel , John , hoe docs al1 this . sl1uoro wi' yer teetotal pretonslons ? " "Tho prohibitionist ( as 'ou would call him here ) laughed and Ilnswered : " 'Tho' I'm a staunch teetotaler , I'm ' , no sic a fule as to refuse what the : doctor orders.Chlca o American. Islands at Auction. Fanning nnd Washington Islands In the Pacific are ad\'ertised for sale b ) ' : auctlon at SIl\'a , lo'JjI , on April 1 next. Australians fear a complication 'if ' the purchaser is a non.Brltlsh sub- 'ject. ' Selllnf : Islands by auction Is anew , now departure in nffalrs International. Imagine the sign "PacIfic Island8 for Sale" reared nloft In the grentest ocean or the world.-New York Sun. I A LIVING DEATH. Vividly Described Dy a CItizen of Sioux Fns ! ! , South Dakota. Andrew Johnnon , 411 Wcst 'I'womh St. . Slolt" lral1s. B. D" saYs : "Dom' : . Ji1noy l'l11s nwod my life. My doctor , from a careful an. al'sls of the urine nnd n diagnosis of my case , had told 1110 1 could not lIve nix weeles. I Wnlt strllclc down in the st.r < , ot with Iddnoy trouble , nnd Cor n. whole 'ear could till,1fnli'A'jft'1Ia.I / , , \ \ not leave the houso. I lost l1csh , 111 ' eyes fallell 1110 , I blontel1 at times , my baclt hurt and I sufforml a Jlvlns death. There Re < 'llled no hope until I beran uslllg Doan's KhlIe ! ' Pills. ' 1'hen I besan to im- Iro\'o. 'fho pain loCt ralltlal1y , the swol1ln s subsll1ed , I gnillell appetIte nnl1 wohht , anl1 to 111111\0 a long story Shol't , I got we1l\ \ " Solll b ' 1\11 dealors. 1i0 cents 11 box. Fostor-l\l1Iburn \ Co. , Duf'nlo ! , N. Y. U birds when perchel1 on trces or bUlhoR servo IlS wOl hercocles , as they In\'nrln1l1) ' roost with their hends to the winl1. Dewnrc of Ointments for Catarrh thnt Contnln Mercury , al morellr1 will IlIrel ) ' dCltru ) ' Iho Bon.o of .mol1 an,1 1'1I1I11'leto11 Ilernnllo the whilio .y.tol1l , vhon cntorlnR It Ihrolll/h Iho 1II111'00U lurtneol. Such nrllclc1 IhOllll1 IIl'Yrr ho mell axerl't on I'roBcrlp- tlon. from relllilablo I'h.ll'lanl , nl the damal/a Ihc1 wm do It len to1 < 1 10 Iho(11011 yoU cIn 1'11..1111) ' ' dc. rh'o from 111011I. lilli' , CAtl\l'rh Curol1IIlIutlCllTrcd 111 r. .1. Ohelley & : 00,1'oledo , 0'1 cOlltalnl 110 1110r- . cur , nnd II IlIlIen Inlernll1l1.lIcltnR dlrrelly upon th. , i'IoOlI ' and lIIueOll1 I\lIt11cCl of Iho 1.lIom. In IHlylll1 11111'1 CftlRrrh Our. , lie Buro rou feet Iho 1I001i1nO. 11 I. 100\nll \ Intcrtlo\l1y nnll IIIA1lo In I'ulodo , Ohio , lIy1' J. Chollo .t Co. 1'o.lIlI1l1l1lal , troe. Bold lIy rlllllll.t. . Prlec 7511. I'or 1I0ttle. Take JlaU'.lllllllly 1'11I1 rnr cUIIIUpatlon. If 'ou have to Imy the 11lpor , bo sure you got the dance. Good Henlth ! How to get It. . How to mnlntnln IU Tnke nnturc' mCdICIl1OnrliolJ 1 ca. the mild Inxnt'e. . I t IS m\dc : of h.,1 bl ! . It purifies the blood nud cBtnhhllhclI 1nor - mnl nctlon of liver , kldnc'II , lolllnch end bowels. Atlas may hl\\'o , cnrrled the world on his back , but ho novel' hnll to lItt 11. mortgago. You always Hot full \1\1110 , III Lowls' Bln lo Bin dOl' IItralght C o cigar. Your dealer or Lowls' li'aolory , Poorla , Ill. Courts Are Particular. Anton PaIns , the I'oglstrar of hlrths , :1Mths : anll marrln os at I\lIs1wlez , in Hungnrj' , resolved to commit lIulcldo , but before carrying ont his purpose entered his death In the register in the regullir manner. After his death. howe\'er , the courts decldell that , as the rOElstrar WIlS nllvo when ho mndo the entry , It was Irregular , anll accordInglY - InglY Instructed his successor to stril\O It out aull thoI' . re.ontor the particulars - lars , Word Is Overworked. Doubtless the most overworltOd word In tllo English language , conver- atlonail ) ' , Is the word ' nopoaltlon. " Once ) 'Ou bcgln to notlco it , It gets on ) 'our nerves. Some people clln't talle thirty seconds without uBlng It. A frlonds of ours usell It twenty times in the course of two minutes' tallt. It is maddening. Btol } it. A lIttle IJlctur- ! Jsquo conversntlon goes 11. great way. -Chicago Nows. Uncalled.For Night of Agony. A story Is told oC a man who , cross.- Ing a disused coal fielll lafe at night , fell Into nn apparently hottomless pit nnd saved hlmaelf only by grasping n projecting heam. ' 1'horo ho clung with great dlfllcult . all night , only to 11nd when day dnwnell that his feet were only four Inches from the bottom. Elephant Hard to Approach. An elephnnt has so dell ate a aenao of smell that 'when in a wild state It can scent nn encmy at Il dlstnnco ot 1,000 yards. DECAYED STARCH. A Food Problem. An Ashevlllo mnn tolls how right food dill that which medicines had failed to accomplish. "For moro than 1 veal's , " hO says "I was afillcted with stomach trouble and Intestinal Indigestion gas formIng - Ing In Hlolllach aud howels and giving me great distress. These oondltlons were undoubtedly due to the starchy food I IltO , whlto brend , potatoes , etc. , nnd didn't Illgest. I grow worse with time , till 2 yenrs ngo. I hlld an nUaclc which the doctor diagnosed as appen- dicitis. When the surgeon operatOd on me , however , It was found that my trouhlo was ulcer of the pancreas , instead - stead of nlllendlcltls. "Slnco that time I 111lve had sovernl such attacles. sUfforlng death , almost. The last nttaclt was about 3 months ago , and I endured untold Ilgonles. ' ' 'fho doctor then said that 1 would have to cast less starchy stuff , so I begnn the use of Grape.Nuts fooel for I Imow It to ho pre.dlgested , and have contlnuell sllmo with most gratifying rcsults. It has built me up wonder- fully. I gained 10 pounds In the first H weoles that I uscIl Grape.Nuts , my general health is hetter than ever ' hefore. my hrnln 'Is clearer nnd my nerves stronger. "For breaefast ! anll dinner , each , I tal\O . . teaspoonfuls of Grape.Nuts with cream. 11. smull sllco of dr ' tOIlSt , an egg soft hollell and a cup of Post- um ; and i mal\O the o\enlng meal on Grape.Nut and eream alone-this llvos : mo a gooll night's rest and .I t\m well again. " Name gl\'on hy Post. um Co" Battle Creole , : 'Uch. Thoro's a l'Ollson. Read the lIttle boole. "Tile Uoad .to WellvUlo , " In I1lIS.