. - . - . - - " - . V1'N Ii "f " : . ruSTfR ( OU T1' RfPUBlIOO By D. M. AM81ItnnY. aROKJDN DOW. - - NEDn.UfJU . .If' L Brief T e1e rams J There are now 8)6G,672 ) In Now Yorle state. Ex.Governor Andrew R. McGill , aged 66 years , died at heart disease at St. Pnul. 1\1lnn. The planL at the Petrollo. Pacldng company nt Petrolln , Ont. , WI1S de- Ilroyed by fire. 'fho LIghtner hoisting worlts I1nll torty stamp mills at Anges ] , Co.l. , were destroyed by fire. Minister or 1 lnance Knudsen of Norway 11M resigned and his r Slgna. tlon has been acceilled. Franle A. Vn.nderllp urges the Com. mercln.l club lo talO UII I1n Investlgn. . . lIon at the question or old ago pen- sions. FIrst Lleutenn.nt George W. llradlo ot the First United Slates Infantry , stationed at Fort Porter , committed sulche. ] Adolph Alstraph has been arrested o.t San Francisco , Cn. ! . , on the charge ot embezzlement to the amount of UOOOOO trom the East AsIatic com- pany. Th Japanese torolgn olllco October 28 , acceptell Emperor William's suggestion - gestion that the powers withdraw their troops trom Pelmg , oxcoptlng the ] egatlon guards. The Intornatlonal lIve slocle show , which wns scheduled ftr the firs week In December In Chicago , hns been I > ostponed until the weole com- monclng December 16. The men who registered at a hotel Sunday nght In East 8t. : Louis , 111. , as : ? d. 1\1. Donaldson amI Tony E. Don- aldson , his 80n , were found nsphyx- Jated by gas In their room. The slntement ot George Bernard 8hnw , pnywrlght ] , that Sir Henry Ir- 71 g , Importuned the llrltlsh court for ghthood , Is denied and slnrto a spirited dlsputo In England. The population of Greater Now York , ns counted by the slnto enum- erntlon bureau on June 1 nnd Is 4- 014,304 , as compared with $3,437,202 in 1900 , and $2,607,414 In 1890. The latest official estlmato of the . horlngo of the rico crop In .Tapan this Fc > , ar places It at nearly 14 per cent lees than the average and 2ri per cent. lower than the crop ot last year. The Kn.lser's Moroccan policy ells- pleases France , Engand ] , Spain and ItalY , and 1\1. : Loubet's warm reception by I < : lng Alfonso shows the depth of the feollng aroused says J. Cornely. Charles II. Darrllng Ims rotlrod from the office at assistant secrolary of the navy , which post ho has held slnco December 16 , 1901. Ho wlU bo sue- ceoded by Truman II , Nowberry ot Detroit , 1\Ilch. The Swedish steamer Johan of 1,72'1 tons , and the Russian bark Antares of 840 tons , both founderel recently In the North , sea after II. coHlslon. Twenty.slx mon of the two crovs were drowned , WlUlam Schaus , an entymologlst of Twlcltenham England , formerly of Now Yorlc , has presented the national museum a $100,000 collection of over 60,000 spoclments of South and Central - tral American moLlIB , Association football wIU bo Introduced - duced ns a colle o eport at the Unl- vorslty of Chicago. Coach Aonzo ] Stagg Blnrted the movement by aBk- Ing the schools of philosophy and letters - ters of the junior colleges to organlzo teams. William Schaus , an ontomooglst ] of Twlclconham , Engand ] , formerly of Now Yorlc , haB presented to the No.- tlonnl museum , Washington , D.O. , a ' 100,000 coUertlon of over GOOOO spec ! . tncns ot South and C'ontral American moths. At MlnneapoIls , Mayor JoneB an , nounced that In future all the snloons IUld betel bars must bo closed on Sun. day. They have not closoll for yonr and the announcement causes thE greatest constornatlon among the II. Quor trado. . An excursIon train carrying Mor. mons from Salt Lalm CIty wIU arrive at Moxlco City this weolt. Marmor agents bavo purchased tracts of lam : In the slnto of Oaxaca'for colonlzntlor i. purposes , the ox tent being moro tbnr : M.OOO acres. I ArtlclcB med with the secretary 0 slnto of Ohio Increasing the capltn \ ) stocle at the East J..Iverpool TractlOi : and Light company from $ GOOO to $3 , : . 000,000 , marlts the conclusion of a bll r : : : . ' tracUon and light merger In South I eastern Ohio , r : Edward O. Beardon , money orde . ' clerk In the postoffico at August , Ga ' . ' committed sulcI do , after being aslco by an Inspector to turn over hi cnsh drawer and boo'cs for examine tlon. No shortage In his account .bas yet been discovered. The report of the Colorado Fuel ( Iron company for the yenr ended Jun 80 shows a deficit pnyment of InterC ! taxes tlncl rentals of $311,993. Bob WlJllams , an Austrnllan IIg1l 'Wolgbt publJlst , who wIU secle II. matc with Britt or Neson ] , hM arrived ( Victoria , B , 0. , from Australia. Robbers wrccltod the vault and Bal at the banle of Creighton , at Orolg ! ton , Mo. , and escuped with $4,000. Honrlle ] bson , the Norwegian dram tlst , Is now pronounced lo be sutrerll1 from arterial sclerosis. He Is vel feeb14 and unable to move , but 15 me : Jll rljht. - - IF YOU ARE A WOMAN - - - - - - Whnt Mrs. Ford Says Concornlng Dr. Wlllinmo' Pink Pills will Surely Interest You. "I wlRh 1 coul < 1 help ether women oa rid oC cortl\llI phYllkml troubleH I\H com- plowly M 1 hll\'o Hucceullml 111 gol.l.hll . ( rid of millo , " nahl ; 'tlrH , B. B , 1'orl1 ! , of PIIBhtllulnhll , 1\1IRH. , reculll ] . ) ' . . . You lwow"liho COli till 11I(1 ( , "t'lIIt n wOlllnll'A bOl\lth ( IOpl'lIefi ] chll.fly Oil the i'egn- ] urlty of jllflt 0110 fUllction. If "ho fn\ls \ to keep that llropcrly rC/1I1alcel / rho bus 110 l1lul of phYII1 < 'I\1 mIMel'Y' I IHlf- forml from thnt 0110 CIlURO for two wroldwII veRl'II , dnrillg' 0110 of whloh 1 WM kept "in hcel nil Iho t11110. I tried Dlcdlcll1cS olloll h to onro nllY illllesli , but lIothhll ( gn"o mo the rUghtc/lt hOllo- fit ulltlll ) , OHUIIUHllIg Dr. WIIIIuIIH' PIllk IiIIs for Pnle Poopu. ] 'fhoy cured lIIe. Why , I WIlS rmll'cl'illg nB the tllIlO llrnc- tlcny ] ] froll ! slclCllcHR of the stollll\ch , dlzzilless or RW 1l1l1lillH III my heml nlld pnill in illY llIlolt. Now I Iun elltlroly free from ( ! iRcOlllfort of thlltjorl. . Il\1n 1I0t OIlY ] nhlo to ] wep 011 III. ) ' fl'Ut , 1mt to do my worc ] nil a tCllchcr , 1111(1 to elljoy the ponlmreH ] thnt COIIIO through the poiIRCRRion or HOllllll hcalth. . . Withlll thrpu WNJCH ] IIClor heglllnln'f ' . 'illJc Pills lox- the URO of Dr. Wl1IillIllH' ) loriullclIHlCh ) 1'l'Jlof thnt I Iwow thuy mUlit ho nelnlllml to the IIcell/l / of illY CIlRO. AnAJr IIRillg thulII for /lhort whllo , { I boclUIIO 111111 hnvo 1111100 l'OllllLllICIL n weB WOlllnll , 1\1111 the rCIlHon why 1/1 Him- Illy thllt I loolt I ) r , Wl1Iil\1l1/1' / Pillk 1'1118. ' 'l'hcso pillH nmlco ulurillo not 1011 rcg- olnr IUlIl ] 1aillleRH , ll11l1ish hcu1nchcH ( , lun- guor , IICl'\OURIICIIR , cronto l\J1petltu , ] Iro. mole dlgolltlon , )1ut ) color ill the com- plexloll , hullll upfjlrulIgth n1\l ( henlth. Every WOlllnll IIhould HUlHl to the Dr. Williams l\IClIcillo ! COlli 1111 II Y , Schullec- tl\lly N.Y. , for vaullblo ] boulder , UII- titlel ! . . Plnln 'fnIlcs to WOIIIOII. " It wiU bo IIl1\l1ell free in Rl'1\IOIl ellvelopo to the I\dl1rellll of nllY I\llpJlcnllt. \ViIIlnllls' Piuk PUla I\ro 60 ] by 1\11 druHglstfl. She Doesn't Need to Have Dollars. In every lown It IB sa1 < 1 of the prettiest - tiest girl : "Sho has no sense.-At- chlson OIobo. Important to Mothor. . Examlno core tully Oycry bottle ot CASTOnJA , I a ute and Bure remedy tor Intents and children , and ace that It \ /'J/ I Dears the'J / Slgnaturo erIn In Uao lror Over 30 Years. 'l'ho Kind You 11l1vo Always Dought. A BIR Claim. I have all m ) ' me been made awnro when death has Belzed or danger threatened those I love. Thus no fear of ovl1 thlngB ever dlsturbB m , so cortaln am I that IC the worst of all calamlLlos beCo ] , I should Imow It on the Instnnt or ItB happonlng , without the need of any human n.gency.-He- ] en Mathers In the Dally Graphic. Startling Method of Protection. Dr. Barnnrdo , the London philanthropist - thropist , had a startJIng way of pro. tectlng the ll perS upon his deBk from the dovastatlngly tidy houscmald. In a was to paper basl.et under the study table basted ] two snalccs. 'l'hls "work- ed IIIto a charm , " according to a. per- sonnl friend of the doctor's. Brides Remain Hidden. At a Yezcdee marriage the brldo Is covered from head to foot , and when she reaches Iwr new homo she hides bohlnd 11. curtain , where she stays for eight days , and no ono can see her. At Drnse the brho ] Is hidden with a rod veil , which Is Ilrst removed In the bridal chamber. uAh , There's the Rubl" If the vlcLlm oC unrcqulted ] eve can only mnnage to hold out until the glr ] I bas bcon married nine 01' ten yea.rs and \B \ trying to ralso a. fn.mlly and 110 her own houBoworlc , ho Is I\hnost Buro to ' .1e nbe ] to get o\'er It.-Chicago Rec- ord.Herald. OLD FASHIONED FARE Hot Biscuits , Grlddle.Cakes , Pice and Puddings. The food that IImliO tUtJ atntJllI Atrong Is sometimes unfit for the chll- dron under the new condlLlons that . our chnnglng clvlllzaLlon Is constantl ) bringing In. One or MI' . Dr'an's neIgh- bors In the great state oC Nebraska. writes : "I was raised In Iho South , where , hot blscultfJ , grlddlocaltes , ple8 nnd pUddlngB nre eulen at almost e\'ery meal , and by the time I located In Nebraska I found m'seJr a sufCeror from Indigestion and Its attendunt Uls-dlslrcsB and pains after 111eas , an ahnost conBtant hendaeho , dull , hcnvy seeplness ] lIy day 1111 < 1 seop- ] lessness at night , Joss of fICBh , Impaired - ed mcmor ) ' , elc. , elc. "I was raphlly becoming Incapncl- tated Cor business , when II. valued frleml Buggosted 11. change In my diet , the abanllonment of heavy , rich Bturt and the use of Grallc.Nuts food. I followed - lowed the good ad\'lco and shall aI- wa's 110 thanl\Cul that I did so. "Whatevor may 110 the experlenco r of others , thl. . oenollcla ] efCects of the change were apparunt In my cuso a- most hnmcUately , 1\1y stomach , which had rejected olher food for so long , took to Grape.Nuts most ] tndly ! ; In a Ilay or two my hcadacho was gone , I began to sleep healthfully amI before a weole was out the scaes showed that my lost weight was com. Ing baclt.Iy ! meIl101' ) ' was restored with the rellowed'Igor that I telt hl body n11l1 mInd. For Ihreo ) 'cars no' Grupo.Nuts food hns IWllt 1110 In Ilrlme condlLlon , and I I'OPOSO ) ) It shall tOJ the reat ot m ) ' da'B. fo "And by the wa ) ' , my 2 ! : ) 'enr aI < ' bbnby Is I1S fond oC Grapo.Nuts nB I am always Insists 011 ] lI\vlng It. It Itcopl II.- her as heullh ) ' und hearty as th03 mnko them. " Name given lIy POStUIl IS "y Co. , DatUo Creek , 1\Ilch. Thoro's I 0ren.son. . 0- Rend the ] [ tUo boole " 'rho Rou t ( , We\lIo" ] ! In 1lllgs. \ I NEBRASKA STATE NEWS I THEIR CHILDREN'S SCHOOLlUG MUST BE PAID FOR LINCOLN-It Is tip to the tate om- cerB , who though residing In Uncoln rolaln tholr citizenship In the counties tram which they were elected , and who llQ.vo children In thl ) public schools here , to Ilny the tuition of ouch chlhIren at the Barno ratn as charged non.resldent pupils , or to furnish the Behool board with II. satls. factory reason for not doing so. Secretary Morris ot the Bchoo ] board dlBcl1ssed the maller wllh Governor Mlctoy ] this afternoon and It Is under. stood to bo his Intention to present bills to the slate omcers mHl their dop. utles and employes for the tuition ot tholr chll < lron. Governor 1\tlcCy ] dls. cussed the Ilropositlon with Attorney General NorrIs Brown , and will talco no netlon ahout 11fiylng the bill until 110 has looted ] Into It further. Should the school hoard have a right to maleo the collection , the governor will pay , but It Is understood that the governor and the others who have been caUed upon sorlously douht the legality of the claIm , whllo the ) ' ha.vo no Iloubt about the Injustlco or It. M'BRIEN TALKS TO STUDENTS Speaks Highly of Work of the New School. K ARNEY-Stato Superintendent J. L. McDrlen spent a day at the Normal schoo ! . 110 was most enthuBlastlcnUy greeted nt ehape ] and aldressed the school , oxhortlng the students and faculty - ulty to remember and not desplso the day of small things. 110 spoeo ] highly of the work bp observed In progress In the vnrlouB classes and contrasted tIlO ancient method of completing a school building and then watching , waiting and praying for students to enter , with the present approved plan of students apearlng on the ground In tlmo to study the archltecturo of the building during the process of con- strctlon. Mr. McBrien ga."e a ] ucld exposition of the now school ] aw roatlve ] to the qun.lIfieatlons of teachers - ers and county superintendents , q.nd urged tbo proper prelmratlon on the part of Normnl' Btudents to meet the new requlroments. Flgure& on Small Gralln. I..INCOI..N-'l'he State Bureau ot Labor - bor and Statistics has Issued Its report - port on the yIod ] and vaue of wheat and oats In Nobraslm for 1905. A perusal of the tables Bhows that the totn ! production of winter wheat this year Is 3r.G30,319 bushels at a value of $26,641',223.30 , and the production at i spring wheat Is 4,713.438 bushels wIth I a vauo c1f $3,2J9.toG.GO ! , malting II. lota ] wheat yled ] or $ H,343,7ri7 bushels , as COmI1l1rel1 with 31.826,850 bushels In 1904. The total vaue of the wheat crop this y'ear Is $28,9.10,629.90 ns compared with $26,416,4 5.47 In 1004. ' Officers May Test School Law. As a result of the attempt .on the part of the school 1I0ard ot Lincoln to compel state officers who vote In school districts other than this one , to pay tuition for tbelr children who are a.ttendlng the public schools or this city , a test may bo made ot the Bchool law which requires non.resl- I dent pupllB to pay tuition. 'A movement - ment IB on root to have onoof \ the state ompoyes ] bring mandamus proceedings - ceedings against the school board should It refuse admittance to these children whoso parents refuse to pay tulUon. Ho ! ] Cholera In the State. CENTRAL Cl'rY-The corn crop Is assurell and the 'lehI beats aU previous - vious recordB. The only thing now causIng the farmers anxlet ) ' Is the hog cholera , which Ims already wiped out 11. numher of ] argo droves and can- slderaby ] affeded the marlcot. Dedicate SoldIer's Monument. STWI.LA-Tho monument rec nUy erected lo the unmown soldier dead at Prairie Union cemetery was un- volled Sunday. ' 1'ho monument Is an Imposing granlto shnrt. CHILDREn'S CORM SHOW IS ATTRACTING ATTENTION DOI1Uty Superlntendeut Dlshop's corn show , to bo given In 1.lncoll1 at th ( ; stn.to fn.rm December 14 and 15 , 111 which 600 schoo ] bo's will compete for prizes for raising the best corn and as man ) ' girls as deslro may compete for prizes for coolt1ng , IB attractln much nttentlon not only In Nebraslm but In other states , The State llC'arc of Agriculture has contributed $10U tt the enterprlso. It Is the Intontloll al thIs show to organize 11. Btato soclet ) of agrlculturo to bo compos d of sehoo boys. Already county n.nd district so clotles are bOlng orgnnlzed and other ! are bo organized during the month Troubles Seem Never to End. NORl Ol.K-Fn.to will not aUow tIll IIfo of Mrs. Herman Wllllern ] , th , ) 'OImg woml\n recenUy restored to he . parents In Bo'd county , after havlnl been IthlnaplICd elghteon ) 'ears betore to conUnuo long without Its Inclden . of myster'At 10 a. 111. Mrs. WltllQrl , went downtown at Dutte , to shop. Sh 10ft her 1'earohl baby In Its trunlll bed at homo , sound asleep and nllp J enLly In the best ot health. . 'When sh returne(1 a hair hour lat Isho foun ) her baby unconscious and it was 800 atter dead. \ - . NEBRASKA BRIEFS. The Burlington Ice llouso at UnJ" tlllgB W/1.3 defJtro 'ed b ' firo. In South Omaha. In October there were 33 hlrlhs and 27 deaths. Ernest Guthrlo. \Vymoro , an In. corrigible , hM been sent to the reform school. It Is anld that the o ] Hammond pactlng ] IIant ] In South Omaha Is to bo re-ovened. Norfoe ] ] claIms , to be the only town In the state where the clgnrotto ] aw Is rIgidly enforced. Articles of Incorlloratlon were field by the Crete nutter Tub company , cap- ItaJlzed at $10,000. A Rtocle bl1.rn and machinery shod beonglng ] to J. F. Wheeler nen-r MU- ard , Dougas ] counly , WIlS burned. The Yorl , Gas and mectrlc Light con1)l:1I1Y ) : has about finished laying pIpes and comploled the gas plant. Ex.l\layor Demls of Omaha , hns been awarded a verdict of $6,942 for Injuries received by n. hlllboard failIng - Ing upon him and breatng ] ! his lCl ; . At nartley , Mrs. Frntlces Robinson fell from a huggy and died In a fou mInutes. She , vaR the widow ot Th09. ROhlnson , who died only a few days ago. ago.The The Deatrlco Commerelal club will hold II. meoLlng to maIm plans to roach out after the proposed I\lIssourl Pacific oxtonBlon from Virginia. to that point. . George von Haller , sentenced to the penitentiary for twelve years for the murder or Morris D. Rees at Omaha some time ago , hns allpealed the case to the supreme court. CaptaIn E. C. Plelcett of Drolcen Bow , of Company M , departed for Fort Croo ] , . where lIe will tnlte a thorough course In military trainIng. under appointment - pointment from the governor. The Cnss county mortgage record for October Is as follows : Farm mortgages gages flied , 15 , amount $31,660 ; reo leased , 17 , amount $18,390. CIty : mortgages med , 11 , amount 5,000 ; re- ] eased , 14 , nmount $4,9G2. R. C. Harris , ' register of the United States land office at Sidney , hn.s resigned - signed his office. Failing health Is given as his rea. < 1On , his eyesight being so bad thnt he mn no longer attend to the duties 'of the office. Governor 1\lIcltey has not yet named n. successor to Judge Dabcocle ot Bea trlct court of the second district. A number oC applications have been filed with the governor and It Is IIIccly tha.t the man will shortly be named. Alex Weddle was In Auburn , from his home In BuITalo county , where he has resided for the past twelve yenrB. Mr. Waddle was born In Nemaha county In the 'ear 1855 and hIstory relates - lates that ho was the first white child born In the county. IIaBy Madison or Greeey ] county was bound over to the federal court at Grn.nd Island , on the charge at HIe- . gally shipping quail and prairie .chlck- ens under the name of "sauerleraut" 'last winter. The district court or the state recently dismissed Madison on a slml1ar charge. Th Interslato TOlephono company filed , with the register of deeds of Richardson county n. mortgage of $760,000 In favor or the Pioneer Trust comlany. The mort ago Is given to secure an Issue of hands by the Inter- slnte company , proceeds to bo used In extending their system. Th Omaha postoffice receipts for October - tober were the largest for II. slnge ] month In the history of thQ omce. The Increnso over the corre pondlng month of last yenr wn.s $7,7.18.47 , The receipts - ceipts for October of this year were . $64/UD.G1. / Last ) 'ear for the same month the ) ' were $46,957.H. The Hoc1c Island ral1road filed In the office of the Recretary..of state the minutes of the last meeting of the hoard of directors. The minutes show I that a resolution was adopted Increns- ' Ing the amount of Indebtedness which the company was nowed ] ] to assume to $276,000,000 , not cOllntlng the bonds Issued for the construction or accession - sion of new roads. . .Wn1JCrled Jacohson of IJamllton county , died from the burns received whl10 trying to save the IIfo of his wlCo from fire. This maIms three lives lost from that country fire and two JIlUo girls yet badly burned. These JIves were lost aB a result ot using lterosone to light II. firo. The same Camlly lost a chl1d In Omaha by burnIng - Ing to death from the careless use ot lcorosene. Brewing companies and other manufactories - factories cannot use the national fIag as a trn.de-mar1c. This the supreme ! court decided In upholding the McC1ay law to Ilrevent the desecration of the , flag of the United States. IIn.ltor & I Hayward , Baloonlccepers ot Omaha , rOI > I rc-sentlng the Willow Springs brow- OI'y , wOl'e n.rralgned for using the fiag r M a trado-mnrk on botued beer manufactured - ufactured hy this can corn , They were . fined In the lower court of Dougas ] count ) ' and allpen.led on the ground . that the Inw was unconstitutional , In nn altercation , John Node ] , a rotlred farmer living In Sutton , ns- ( ) saulted Cooney Urllach with a hammer - mor , Inflicting three serious wounds r on tilO side or his head and fracturln , g his shoulder hono. The troubo ] nrose I , In a dlsputo over the possooslon of D .t staUe field. [ l The next leglsaturo ] probably win o not hnvo to malte an I1pproprlaUon fo , e a Btato bounty on wolr scalps , IU wolves seem to becoming Bcarce In C Western Nobrasm. ] Deputy Auditor d C'oolt rOllOrts that bountlea for scvorn. ! n months have not avora\\d ! mora than SlOO pcr m nth. SHREWD SCHEMES OF ANIMALS. - Devices Which Show They Come Prete ty Close to Thinking. They were talking ahout Instinct In anlmnlB , "I snw an exhibition of greodlness nnd cunulng hy a horse , " said ono of them. "Thero were two old dIrt wagon horses that had Btollpod for the noon mel\l , The drlv' or had emptied a portion of oats Inlo a wheelbarrow set at the head ot the two horses , who slIlI remained In the trnces. The horscs were to eat out of the common mess. "Old Mr. Day 1Iorse , who ovhlenll ) ' was a. vetern.n In the dIrt wagon IIno nnd possessor of a gooil appetite , would grah a mouthful or olll ! : ! I1nd Rplutter lhem out on the ground on hlB sl < lo of the wheelbarrow. Aftcr ho had coJlected quite a pile on the ground ho commenced on the common slack , nnd when he nnd his companIon - Ion had cleaned out the wheelbarrow old 1\11' . Bay Horse turned to his prlv. ate store on the ground , while his companion , from the other side of the wagon pole , loolwd hlJngrlly on , but could do nothln . ' "I wns tra vetlng In the moqulto ; country ] ast month , " said the other. "and the mesquites were terrlblc. They attncted ] catte ] and IIvo Btocl , and would drive them frantic. At one pace ] a farmer was burning brush In the field , and [ noticed a dozen COW ! ! and horses clustered In the ] ee of the Bmolm mnde by the burning brush. They would move around as the wind shlCled , alwa's l\Ccplng In the smoltc drift , where , of course , no mosQulte could live. And the unlmnls stood with closed eyes , too. " To Help Women from Cars. As the glr ] alighted from the troey ] ] car she turned to her escort approv. Ingly , "Do ) 'ou Imow ) 'OU are a man In a thousand ? " she said. "I'm delighted to hear It , " he an. sweted rndlantly. "I mean ubout helping a girl ort n car , " she said hnstlly. "You are the first man , but one , who has helped me off the car properly for II. ) 'ear. Men generally grab a woman by the elbow and hoist her shoulder high In the air. That mal\Cs her look awlcward and feel cross. Or else they take hold of her arm with such a grip that It hurts , rumples her sleeve and pusheB It up from her wrist. Sometimes they grab her hand , and slle has urgent need of both hands to hold on to her sldrt and to the side of the car. Now , a ] ] she desires Is thnt they gently lIut flrmy ] slip one hand under her arm slmpy ] to steady her , help her to leep ; : her balance , and that's a ] ] , And that's what you did. " "Well , who's the other ma.n ? " Inqulr- . ed her escort. "Oh , that's Jaclc , " she replied , bush- ] Ingly. "Wo're engaged. " Advance. "In the old days , " observes the mnn with the dyed whlslwrs , "tho physl. clnns beHeved that blood ] ettlng was II. sovereign remedy for whatever ailed a patient. They would bleed him for gunshot wounds or anything else. " , ' So I have read , " comments the man with the hay fever. "Dut , ot course , as human knowl. edge broadened , the medical profes. Blol1 came to the Imowledge that- " "That It a mnn needed to be bled they didn't have to stick a scapellnto ] his arm , " finlBhed the man who hnd gone to fifteen specallsts ! to be cured ot rheumatism. Had to Wake Up to Find Out. The foowlng ] ] Is told of an elderly gentleman , lenown as Uncle Zeke , on the West Side : WhIJe stopping at a certain hotel In the northern part of the state he caed ] ] at the office ono morning , and the foowlng ] ] conversation toole pnce ] : "Landord ] , the durn cats In this house made so l11uch nolBo last night thn.t I coud ] 't seep ] a minute. " . The landord ] laughingly replied : "Why didn't you got" up and put them out , Zel < c ? " . "We ] ] , " said Unco ] Zelte , "I didn't lenow they was there tlU monllng.- Chicago Inter Ocean. A Teetotaler. A woman who not long ago was In. troducud to the vencrablo Susan B. Anlhony , asltcd I\Ilss Anthony It she was n.ot a believer In total abstinence. " 'Ve ] ] , " sn.ld 1\IIss Anthony , with a pleasant smllo , "I am a worl\Cr for the cause oC telllperance ; but. I am no bigot. Your question reminds me of a story that I once heard about Robert Donner the pubJlsher. "It appears that when some ono asl\Cd 111m If he waB a teetotaler , ho replied : 'I should not ca ] ] m'selr ono I hall a glass of sherr ) ' when I came to N\ ' York In 18H.The Sunday 1\1agn l1e. Who Can Answer ? \V h ) ' docs lho ! Jog lurn roulld nlld round Before his sleellillC posllllO'S . foulIlI 'f \\'h ) ' are the HlIl1g colt.s legs so 101l1\ ? IIow does the orlollet pi po his song ? \ ' \ I.'hlltho ! ! llrlnsUme chell' ) ' tree , lIIossoms or leaves do Ih'st we see ? From whIch side 110es olle milk II. cow ? WhY do the SlIlI-JOgS SIOII11 avow ? \\'h ) ' docs the lnuult. III II. chnse , ( 'rttcr uphill 10 il'nl Ihe race ? Whn.t nre lho cnt-Irlbe's whlslers tor ? \\'h ) ' lIol's the rat have Inll salorn ? When cows nllll horses rise , my denrft. Which Is lhe elld thnt IIrst uprcars ? Wh ) ' lIoes the whnle proceed to spout ? IIow do the louster's eyes "sUcl , out" ? 011 whIch alile ot the tree-trulIl , I\'rows L'he moss -nnll why. 110 you ? Wh ) ' Is the oCl'nn snIt. and lIuIIPOSe , Does II 1I0t o'l'rliow 1I0r ) . .t run dr7 'ts . vOlImo ] chnncl ! ! 1I0t at RIl ! lIut. wax lht ! rh l'I"B trl'nt or Imnll. -1rlIwlll : I. . Rabin. . A Home Remedy for Asthma. Onu tablespoon Cui of honey. Ono tn.bespoonrul ] of vluegnr. Twonty-four dropB of aromatic nm. nonll\ . OIve a teaspoonful over ) ' five mln , 'tes ' until relloved. An oIntment mnde "om honey nnd r'e l11'al Is un excl'l. ent ramedy for carhllncles : or bolls. . . ' - . Calumet " Baking @wder Hoolth- " Economy , . t , . Elephant Struck by Tralln. Says the Shn.nghal Times : "Ha.n- goon papers recol'd the rare event or an eephnnt ] being run over by a train. It happenc at the 106th mile on the [ rrnwnddy section or the rallwny. The elephant was straying on tbe line. The Cront portion or the englno wns , of course , somewhat dnmnged , .as Is only to bo expected , but nothing cse oc' curred. 'I'hero wns no dernllment of carriages. " Flays Free Use of Water. ' /J' Dr. K. Beerwnd ] of BerJln Is oI1Posel \ to the free drlnldng of water , so often advlscd. He saYB : . "Excesslve water drlilltlng not only prodllces temporary dlfturbance , It also creates direct 01' . gn.nlc dlsOl'ders ; the heart IInd 1cldneys " arc partlcularl ) ' I1ITected by the excess , and In these cases the vascular system Is overcharged and the heart and kid- ne's overworccd. ] " Suggestion to Motorists. It Is suggested that English motorIsts - Ists might save trouble , time and ex. pense by each carrying a supply of" IIvo chlcccns ] and geese on his car lo replace , on tl10 spot , those he It1ll8. Ask Your Neighbors. , Gelatt , Pa. , Nov. Gth ( Speclal- ) Mrs. H. W. Sterns , a weU respected resident of Geatt ] , tells In convincing wordB , what Dodd's Kidney Pills have- done for her , She sa's : "I wns a great Bufrerer from Rheu. mntlsm , caused through m ) ' t\tdne's : being out of order , I was sUbject to It for ) 'enrs. It would take mo without - out warning , and while the attack lasted I was so ] n.mo I could not get around. So I hud to send for Dodd's ' Kidney PIlls. I took them' for three- ' - da's , but didn't feel much benefit , but on the fourth da ) ' I noticed a great change , the lameness in m ) ' back was- gone , and the pnlns I used to suffel' were less. I Itept on with Dodd'B Kidney - noy Pills and now I nm glad to say [ have no lameness nor pain or any Idnd. I fee ] as If I didn't lenow what Rheumatism was. I sha ] ] never b& without Dodd's Killner Pills In the house , and I besB ] the day I first heard ot them. Half of liS , when wo are out of \ doors , mlgh t almost as weB bo within ) . willis , for a ] ] the mind relaxation we ' J . derl\'o from 0111' surroundings. , CAPT. GRAHAM'S CURE. Sores on Face and 8 1ck-Trled Many Doctors Without Success- Gives Thanks to Cutlcura. Captain W. S. Graham , 1321 Eort St. , WheeBng , W. Va. , writing unaer date of June 14 , ' 0 I , sa's : "I am so } " grateful I want to thane ] God that a , r friend recommendcd CutiCUrI\ Soap .oJ and Ointment to me. I suffered for II. long time with sores on my face and bact. ] Some doctors said I had blood polson , and others that I had barbers' Ifch. None of them dId me any good , but they a ] ] toolc my money. 1\1y frlen s tell me my sldn now looles as cear as a lIab"s , n.nd I teB them aU that Cutlcura Soap ami Cutlcura Ointment - mont did It. " The wheos ] or lIfo move without noise , and hut few ever realize It. I CURES SICK-HEADACHE Tablets nnd powders \'ertised : IS cures for sicl-heatlachc nre gen- I . emUy harmful an they do not cure but only eadentl1c pain l'y pulling the nerves to sleep for a short lime through the use of morphine or cocaine. Lane's Family Medicine the tonic-laxative , cures sick-head- ache , not merely stops it for an hour or two. It removes the cause of hcadache and keeps it away. Sold by all dealers nt 25C. dnd Soc. J Around the World III have IIBed your Fish Brand Slickers for year. I , In the lIawalian lelands end found them the only article that Bulted. I am 'now In this country . . ( Afrlco ) and think a great . ' &leal of your coats.II ( NAME ON APPLCArloN ) I mO EST IWD , \ wonw's F1R.190t..t" , \ 1.1\ " ' . . . . . . The world-wIde re\1utll- ( .I " tlon of Tower's Woter. , . nro , I proof Oiled Clothlnlt.vn&'I'CJI" " ; " . . . . o55urca the bu'cr of ! the 1'0s1ll\'e worth 01 1 ! , 6 all arments bearing " - : : .t1\j thIs Sign of the Fish. 41. ) . BRsu\V A. J. TOWER CO" Doston , U. S. A. TOW R. CANAOI.-\N CO. , Lll\nT \ D 353 Toronto , Canada. Coney Island Souvenir Post Cards. Six be uurul rolurwl bceno _ fur c. Coney IIllond i. . Postal Card Co. . Canoy IOlond. N. Y. , 1 w. N. U. Omaha , No , 45" : " ; ; ; :