- , , . . . . ' - FREE LAN'D ' FOR SETJLERS - Western Ca.nada To-Day t 1e Country . of Oppor- tunUy for Millions c He wouhl have been cnlled tdrenm. . r of the most Imaginative class who. { hlrLy.nve ) 'ears ago. when the North. west country became II. possession of Canadn. prophesied the present pros. pertly In the lapse of so short II. period , . : 'Joo of time. Three transcontinental rail. 1 , W/1)'S / have been financed through on the ample nssurnnce tllero Is business In the west to warrnnt their cQnstruc. tlon. nnd resources to IIquldnte the t cons ul'nt Indebtedness. l\Innltob/1 / In the eastern portion of 'tho country : wns created II. province II. , , year after the purchase from the Hud. Bon Bay Compnny In 1870. In 1882 , the western country was tapped by the extended main lIne of the C. P. R. I 'rhat year nlso territorIal go\'ernment wns established. the remainIng out. lying country being converted Into "v ( our territories-Alberta. Asslnlbola , J Snslmtchewnn nnd Athnbnscn-wlth II. central government for nil nt Reglnn. The tew thousnnd people of these days hnvo grown Into the hnlf m111lon of to.dny. Let us now note sarno of the ovl. , . Ing on to Its confines to bring It to I the trent ns II. field for most extensive and profitable settlemont. The whole country embrncet an nrea of over 385,000,000 acres and do- ductlng water and brolen land there Is plenty of wheat growIng territory to produce twenty Umes over the requIrements of Grent Britain. As wheat cnn bo grown nt $7.60 per ncro with. wages to the men doing I their own worle besilles. nnd ns year' In and ) 'ear out the yield and prlco are twenty bushels nt GO conts. the profits nro $4.liO per ncro. As IIvo stacIe d ubJICs every three ) 'ears and grows 11Ito whcnt whll the farmer Is sleeping , we expect thnt this w111 nlwa's be one of th leading feat. ures of the agricultural Industry. As . the Pnclfic coast or warm winds moll the snow In Albertn almOst as rapidly ns It falls. the herds of live stocle live out on the open pralrlo the entlro : rcar through nnd nre In good condl. tlon every spring. , The natlvo grasses nre highly nutritious nnd retain their qualities the whole winter through. I I I , , , . ; - . , . . h . , II. I > I L'I I donces of advancoment. The first I bushel of wheat was shipped In 1882 , . In fact the first shipment from 1\Ianl. toba , merely as a sample , was made In 1871. In 1904 there were under all \ crops , excepting hay , lli75.000 acres In the western provinces , producing 17,250,360 bushels of wheat , 18,250G40 T bushels of oats , and 2,360,420 bushels I of barle ) ' , reallzlng a total of nbout $18,600,000 for the farmers. In Manitoba there were grown In 1904 4 ] , GOOOOO bushels of wheat and I , other fnrm products In proportion. The first mile of railway was built In the country in IS80 , and to-day there are over GOOO miles of road In opera. tlon , and further extensions are going . ahead as fast as men and money can . build them. Th re are two trunk llnos In the country , the C. P. R. and tl .e Canadian Northern , with the . W Grand Trunk commencing Its trans- " conthlental line. In addition to these , trUIik lines , all systems are extending branches to all sections where there are settlements to patronize them. The grain elevator development Is another assurance of the wonderful expansion of the country , the one- tourth of the whole area , or about 95" 000,000 ncres of the country traversed by rallwa's being' now fairly supplied by elevators. In all t.here are 1,015 of them In the country with a combln. ed capacity of 27G83,000 bushels and erected nt II. cost of over $55,000,000. , " I In add1tlon to these , elevators at the . " ' head : of the lales have storage capac- ti ity of 18,200,000. Fourteen years ago the entire storage C'apaclty of the elevators was 7G28OOO b shels , to-day It Is 41.GOO,000 and increasing yearly from five to ten mlllon : bushels. What the settlement of the country wlll bo In the next ten years may well bo Imagined from the fact that last year the Immigration was over 133,000 souls. . There are those who bellevo the grain-producing area at the cpuntry . 'must bo limited , but results. tell a I maldng winter feed ns Inexpenslvo as I summer pasturage. . . As $2,836,61G worth of live stock was marlwted In that country In six months of last year an Iden may be formed of the proportions It may be led to attain when the country becomes - comes fully settled up. Dalr'lng Is the third leading busl. ness of the Northwest farmer , and may , 111m the others bo developed whlle the farmer Is sleeping. It Is .found that on account of the cost of farm help , and to avert the expense of erecting sultablo bulldlngs for the purpose , the coolJerative system Is decidedly the best. Under It the en. tlra management Is in the hands of the government under expert opera' tlves. though control of sales , etc. , rests with the patronE. The farmers slmlJly deliver their mille 0 : " . cream , usually the latter , at the dairies , receive - i ceivo monthly advances , and bal. ances of proceeds of sales at the close of the year. The schools 11.1'0 free and non-denomI- national-national. There Is no tax for attendance , the government defrays the grJater part of the cost of sup. port of a highly certificated staff of teachers. There are schools In all country districts where there are a dozen pupils to attend them and the tax Is rarely more than $4 a ) 'ear on every quarter section. As each provo Ince-Alberta and Saskatchewan-un. der the. new provincial autonomy will receive at the start from the Federal government $1,100,000 a ) 'ear , there w1ll be but very Inconslderablo tnxa- tl6n for any and all provincial pur. pbses. Fuel Is the bugbear of many of the prairie countries. In Western Canada , however , there are but few districts without an ample supply of timber , and as coal of the best quality Is everywhere present no farmer being more than 200 miles dlstnnt from II. mine , and the price never more tban $4,60 per ton to him at nls door. It Is r . . . . , . , " \ . . . . . ( :60 . . . : ! , . . r. . " . . ' ' ' ' , ) ( \ . . . . . . . .1,1) ) _ . , . \ . . . . I' " , ) . . . , Jr ( > - . . - /y-.r \ . ' _ . , . . . c"J''V' . . - J . " , - ; :1' . " " " , " ' ' : " " ' " "r. J ' . " ' ) . . , . ) . : " . , : , ' 3" . . . . , . . . . . . ! " " - : , J . . : . : .1. ' , " .i. ' . . - : < " " , . . . . ' " , . . , " ,4h I , ' . ' ' ' : ; ; ' , , . \ " . 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In the northern Peace j' River country. 900 miles north of the I . . . \ International boundllry , .wheat Is grown every year G2 to G5 Ibs. to the bushel. from 20 tu 30 bushels to the . . acre , and matures In 107 da 's from BOwing. The length of day and there. fore the greater amount of summer peat In the 2-i hours full ) ' compensate for the disadvantages of. latitude. As there are already thrifty settlements , with their grlst mills. largo fields of grain , numerous herds of live stoelc In that north countr ) ' , It only requires the . extensloij of the ral1wa 's now Il11sh. 'Y : . n - - - - - - " - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -n - - " . . . . . . . . . . . . jrio. s , sGncI7t ' r . The adoption of business lrlnciples , In the homo Is not ani ) " ono of the wa's to obtain happiness , It Is the only - wny , sa's Good IIpuselteeplng. Wo 11.1'0 spealing ! now of the In-eruge house- 1101d composed of an nverago man 11.1111 . I1n nverngo woman. And here Is the first stop toward hal1llln08B : First , the husband must have the absolute rlgllt ( to refuse money to the wlfo : second , the wlto must have the ausolute right to demand mono ) " from the hus1.mn . It doesn't loole 1IIee affectlou. It doesu't lieem connubial. Dut I nal'zo It. readily seen the , fuel problem Is Ill. ready solved. As shown above the railways are ever'where tapping new districts where free land Is offerep to all reo gardless of religion or nationality. Even In some of the older parts there Is ret plent ) " of free land , Manitoba hl\vlng 1,600,000 acres of It. 'fhe land Is there for the asking , and the next ten years will see a largo area of It ever'whero dotted with 1m. proved farms. grnln elevators aud a rich , prosperous and IIl'e.omlnently . el ) tented population. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - " - i st s i t- Soughe th - - In the battle of the Sea of Japan the Russian vessel llorodlno cantin. IH'd fighting till she slInlc. What was lIr1\ctlcall ) ' her last shot strucle the Asahl astern , 1\1l11ng' mortally woundIng Lieut.Iorlshlta : antI seven others. LIcHt. Morishita's leg was shot off , hut , IIslnl ; his sword all a crutch , ho managed to reach the deck. 'fhcre ho :1-11':11 ; 01' z..mo 11111101' on \'hlch to write a farewell m ssage to the Japanese navy. He scrawled the words : "Hanan : : 'I die II. slorious d(1I\Cb , " at'd fell back dead. . ' - - - - ' . . ' . , , I I THE NEWS IN NEBRASKA I STATE NOTES. Hastings is to bnve II. new bank arter August 1st. JUdge Donjamln Purdy. nged 89..Is lead at Fnlrbury. Artlclos of Incorporntlon llnve been ied with the secretary of state by the ed Line Mutual Telephone company > > f Innsas. The famll ) " of JUdge IUce or Centrnl CitY' . consisting o [ blmsolt , wlCo amI 11\0 children , were poisoned In some mysterious manner. ' The body o [ Herman paasl1. lrowned ncar Crowell , was [ oullli Lbout four mlles down the river from where ho , left his clothes. The residence of George Davidson -Df Central .Clty was strucle by light. alng and 'badly tIamnged. None of the family were In the house nt the time. Columbus has established II. stano pile and has now two cnrs of stone lumped on the ground nnl1 six largo Iledges with which to crael ! the stano. A stacIe show and fnlr will bo hold In Cumlng county on September 13 and 14. These funcllons have proven' very popular nnd satisfactory In the past. T omas Harding , II. farmer Hvlng seven miles north of Deatrlco , . last week finished threshing his wheat. which averaged forty bushels to the lcro. lcro.Tho The Board of County Commission' 9rs has decided to pay err $40.000 of Otoo county refunding bonds , which loecomo due next month. The bended Indebtedness of the county Is nbout J435.000. The official roster"of D. S. Crnwforll post of the Grand Army of the Ro- pubHo of West Point contains the ' 19mes of seventeen membors. The ranks of the veterans are fllst being do lmated. A number of men arrived In Plntts. mouth 'from nn eastern employment agency and w111 be employed In the urllngton shops there. There Is still II. demand for help In the coach' nnd freight departments. The different churches nt Table Roele have united and w111 1101d union Sunday ovenlng meetings In the pnrk at 8 o'cloce during the months 40f July and August , the park hnvlng been fitted up for that purpose. B. Shanler , depot agent for the Rocle Island rnllroad at Stelnauer. Is suffer. Ing with a brolwn leg. An express. man let II. trunk fall out of the car ioor upon l\Ir. Shanler's leg , brealtlng It between the anlelo and Imeo. A new town Is to be established In Madison county , between Madison and Norfolknccordl \ . g to reports. The new town Is to bo located at the Mil. ' lone fnrm. six miles north of Madl. son , nnd It wlIl bo begun Immediately. A school census , taltOn by Secretary Uorris of the Board or EllucaUon. 1xes the pOPulation of Lincoln at 16,211. In 1900 the population was placed at 41,000. In 1890 census pad. ders placed the population at G5OOO. CountY' Superintendent Charles H. Bright of Wayne county received n : message from the Insular department 1t 'Vashlngton Informing him of the I.ppolntment of himself and wlfo as Instructors In the PhlllplJlne Islands. During the race meeting at Yorle one. of the races that wlII be hotly can. tested w111 bo the 2:10 : pace , In which sixteen horses are entered from seven states , representing 1\1lnnesota , 'Vis. consln , Dnlmta. Idaho , Nebraslea. Kan. sas and Iowa. Among the Nebrnslcnns on the Den. nington not heretofore mentioned Is young Otto Schmidt , who has two brothers nnd two sisters living In Blair. Schmidt enlisted In Omaha May 11 , 1901 , and has been on tbe Dennington ever slnco enlistment. One of the largest bunches of grain thrashed this season was that or Henry Peck , near Shelton , who last week 'thrashed V"1G8 acres of wheat , which yielded 4.705 bushels nnd sold for $3,430.G5.-The average was twenty eight and a half bushels per acre. At the state fair an exhibit will be ! leld of the natlvo fish of Nehraslcn , and the state game and fish commls. lion is busy collecting specimens. Jany shovel.nosed catfish are now In waiting at the South Dend Ilsherles. A. . good wild animal exhibit Is now In preparation also. Polle county's commissioners have alCn II. recess until ahout August 1 .n the 110pe that the state board will ' 1avo completed tholr arduous duties , nade the levy nnd that the county ! loard can tell the people some time before election just how much will be needed to keep the machlno oiled tor the next year. No. game birds or animals may bo 1lIled In August , according to the state gnmo laws. , The open season on doves and plover will close Juiy 31 , and , until Septemher I , the season : )11 ever .thlng will be closed. This Is the answer Game Warden Carter , t > sending out In reply to the many tIuestlons he Is recolvlng together with applications for copies of the state gnmo laws. The annual IJlcnlc of the old set. . tIers of Dlrt county will be held a1 Folsom parlt , Telmmah , August 25 1905. Plans are being made to mali this the hest picnic 'et held. DesIgns submitted \Jawhlnnoy : & Ryan of Omaha for a sliver s rvlcc for tho"battloshlp Nehrasltl1 were ox. . nmlnod recently hy Governor 1\Jlclce and other momher& of the stnto all ministration. 'fho sum of ' 3,000 waf appropriated at the last session of the legislature and an Invitation wa.'J 1'0 contIy extended h ) ' the governor tc nil Nebraslw. silversmiths to submll de lgns. - NATIONAl. ENCAMPMENT G. A. R. - Order No. 7 by Dlpartment Com. mander John LeU. The following order has been Issued by Department Commantlr.f John Lott of the Granl1 Army of the ROlJUblle. HEADQUARTERS GRAND ARMY 01" " TIm UEPUBLI0 , DEPAIlTl\1JJN'l' Ol" " NEDllASKA. STATE HOUSE. LINCOLN.-Wllh this finll national' gonerni order No. 7 relating to the t11Irty.nlnth national encampment to bo ho\d \ In Denvor. Colo. , commencing September 4 , 1901i , ntHl continuing the entlro weele. There never has boen. Ilnll lJOsslbly novel' will bo again , such II. grnnd olportunlt ] ) ' for the comrades of No raskn to ntt011l1 II. national en. can1llment. The rnllroads certnlnly have shown tholr generosity In grant. Ing II. rate o [ 1 cent per mlle each way ftom the Missouri river , II. rate never Loforo Igranted to the GraUll Army go. Ing west ; this rate Is figured from ) 'OUf railroad stntlon bver the shortest route to Denvor. The dopnrtment commander has see locted the Burlington as his officln\ \ route and requests 11.11 comrades. their wives nnd friends to accompan ) ' him on this officln.1 trnln. ' 1'ho date at starting has not been fully determined. This with ether dotalls w1ll bb promul. gated In future , general orders to bo Issuell not later than August 16. The department commander 11I\s ap. pointed the Euphony Cornet band of Yorle as the headquarters band nnd they wlll nccompln [ ) ' the headquarter train to Denver. Free quarters tor comrndes doslrlng thom. Cota or now 110ublo mattresses placed In new modern SC11001 build. Ings having excellent lavatory ar. rnngements will bo furnished. These desiring tree 'quarters should taka elthor blnnket or quilt nu < l ono pUlow wlUt thom. 1\Ienls good and aubstnn. tlal clln bo had nt resaurants tor lIS cents and up. Wo nre nssurod prIces will not bo raised by hotels and res. taurants during oncampment. PENITENTIARY CONVICT MAKES HIS ESCAPE LINCOLN.-Wllliam Henderson , col. ored. sentenced to the ponltontlary tor two years from Cherry county , made his escape from that Institution and took with hlin , It Is chnrged , $475 worth of lJrOperty not his own. Hon. dorson was II. trusty and worleod as II. coole , so his escape was easy. Before going ho attached himself to two dla. mend rings , two watches , ono ongrnved with the word "Lureo , " and the ether engrnved "J. W. Swallow. " One of the rings was valuel } at $180. Ho also toole $28 In cash. Hend rson Is five feet , seven Inches In height , wolghs 132 pounds nnd Is 33 years old. Ho were nwny ono of Deputy Fnlrfleld's straw hats and blaclc trousers. A reward - ward of $60 has been offered for his capturo. . . Woman Commits Suicide. LINCOLN.-l\Jrs. J. W. Piclcrol , nged 24 years , wns found. dead In bed by , her husband , II. railroad man who 1'0 , turned homo from II. run at that hour. Besldo the woman was II. bottle which had contained chloroform and Coroner Graham decided Uint Mrs. Plclerel had tnleen her own lIfo and that an Inquest was 110t necessary. I1'ho husband could give no reasons for the nct. Ho had been away from homo nt l1ls worle for several days , but said Mrs. Plclt. 1'01 was cheerful when ho lert her. EQUALIZATION BOARD' PROTESTS ACAINST DELAY The State Board of Equalization Is disgusted with the way' In which some of the counties are malting haste In getting In their reports nnd If the sarno are not forthcoming at on co the extreme penaltj- the law , w1ll bo In. voIced against tlio assossors. 'fho tlmo for the roportB to be In lapsed nine days ago nnd as there are st1ll tour cantles out the board Is getting tired of waiting and some ono will have to settle for the delay. Commits Suicide In Jail. AURORA.-John M. Parish. who wns being held In the county jail nt thIs place under accusation of houso. brealtng ! near Philipps , committed Dul. I cldo In t IO jail , Ho tore a strip from I a blanket In his cell , fastened ono end to n water plpo near the ceiling nnd tbo other end around his neclc and there strangled to death. Ho was 0. I stranger In this locality. Valuable Team Stolen. DEATRICE.-A team of valuable : horses was stolen tram A. VIney of Narlm , Kas. Ho has 110en 11ero at. tending the holiness can1P meeting. Ho < : amped 11ear Ellis , this .cotmty , en I route homo , and towarlls morning dis. covered the animals were missing. . _ New Plan Platted. WEST POINT.-A now town hIlS been lJlatted sevontecn miles south. east or this city at n point three miles south of the southeast corner of Cum- ling count ) ' on the proposed new line of the Ashlan Cut-Off. The name of , the Jew town Is Uehling. - FUIJI.EI1.TON.-Dr. Edwarll Mc- 1\lIl1an was sl1lldenly strlcltOn with apoplex ) " whllo walltng ! along the 1 .streot In apParont1y his usual health. A physician was Immolliately Bum' moned but lIfo was extinct. , . - " ' .4. . . . . . . . , , - " " " < , \ 'T " " . SOME CURES FOR INSOMNIA. - The Victim of Disaorecabic Trouble Must Study Himself. Lying awalo Is often II. haJJlt , It Is \\'orth almost nn ) ' effort to break up such II. habit , oa'o the Pblllulol11bln Inquirer. . . . . . 'Insomnln Is usually the resllll of ono of tbreo things-poor circulation , In. digestion or mental distress. The IJorso 1 who studies hlmsolf cnrefully wlll bo nblo to locate the dlfl1culty nnd treat himself accordingly. FOi' 1'001' oh' uli\li li try warm batbs , wnrm.wnter bottles , brlsle rubbing , soo.ltng ! the foetlng and deep breath. Ing. Ing.For For Indlgostlon tale II. warm drlnl beloro rott'rlng or when 81eople8s. Drink warm wnter , warm mille , woal. ton or cocon nllli breathe deel1l ) ' . For mental dl tress mere wllllJOwor Is tIto best. Close the eyes and as tl8t [ ns the thoughts con b drl\'o them out. Cnrr ) " on In Lho mind a house.cleanlng process. Sweet sleep and plenty of It wl11 go n great wa ) ' toward leeplns women' . ) 'oung. When sleep departs wrlnltloB como. It Is b ) ' sleep that wo gain strength Cor another day. Sleep Is to the brain and nor\'os what food Is to the bed ) ' . Here nro n Cow slmplo. trlell rnles. for driving nway Insomnll\ : . Go to bed warm. No\'er go to bed w.lth coM feet. If the events of the dny hnvo been tr'lng , read II. short. light stor ) ' bj. fore retiring. Lenvo the window down nt the top and IJrotect the bell from draUs. As soon as the hodoucbes the bed relax the musclos. shut the eyes and malte ready to sleep. Nothing drivel ! away sleep moro qulcldy than the thought that one can't sleop. The Rnnchwoman. The success of 1\Irs. W. N. Shermnn and the beauty of her hospltablo homo , the famous l\Unnownwa ranch In Call. fornln , should bo nn Incentlvo to every woman to hold fast to the hone , In. stlnct , whllo winning her way In the buslnoss world. In the face of much . opposition and CI\UStiC comment. 1\11'8. Sherman. soon after leaving an ensl. ern college , bought II. large tract of un. Improved land near l rosno , dotor. mined by her own efforts to develop Its posslblllties. lIeI' success Is Indicated by the tact that 1\Unnowawa Is valued at over llvo times the original Invostmont. During the busiest BORson there are over 400 people at worle on the ranch and In the cannery. Since discovering that by personal oversight or the pacltng ! her grapes brought from $100 to $60(1 ( moro IJer carload than when leCt to the su. pervlslon of others , Mrs. Sherman \'ery sagely conchuled that II. woman can bo II. real helper , oven though she lenvo the care of the household to some one elso. Mrs. Sherman has ] lot confined her efforts to raisin growing alone , but has a national l'eJUtation as II. stocle ralsor and fruit growor.-PII. grim. . Aotor Would Not Die. Dutton Coole , , In his "noole at the Play. " tells an American stage anec. dote of an English melodramatlo act. or with the IJSeudonym of Dill Ship. ton , who , on acting II. British ofl1cer in the "Early Lifo of Washington , " got so stupidly Intoxicated that' when 1\IIss Cuff. who played the youthful here , had to fight anll 1,111 him In a duel , Bill ShhJton wouldn't dlo : ho oven said loudly on th stage that ho wouldn't. Mary Ouff fought on until she was ready to faint nnd after she had reo peated his cue for dYing , which was , "Cowardly , hired , assassin ! " tor the fourteenth umo , he absolutely jumped. off the stage , not oven pretending to bo on the point of eath. Our Indlg. nant citizens then chased him all over the house and ho only escaped by jumping Into tbo coffin which they bring on In "Hamlet , " "Romeo" and "Richard. " Judge Ready with Compliments. , Judge Whitman Is the only bachelor on the bo d of city magistrates In Now Yorle. Ho was called upon ono forenoon to marry a couple from Phil. ndelphla. The brldo hanllell him II. handsome rose tram her. bouquet and said : "I want you to tal < o It homo to your wife. " "I shall ho delighted to accept It , " salll his honor , "hut can't I wear It m'self ? , I have no wIfe. " The brldo loolell at him with com- passion. "That's too hall , " sh sa d , "and you so good.looklng. " Then sbo turnel } to him sulldenly anll said : "Won't ) 'ou come over to Phlladolphla and let mo Introduce you to my sls. ter ? " "If she 1001cs llIte you , " re sponded the jullgo with II. bow , "I shall bo tempted to tnlte the next train. " The Moon. , The moon rOllo high within the sky , The little stars attended And held their breath fiS though In deAth At her procession splendid. . Above the lIne ot cedar/ ! fine A man and maiden viewed her And eyes crew sott I\S there aloft The spoontul eyes pursued herl The Infiuence WI\/ ! sure Immense , 'l'helr attitude did show It : lIe murmured : "lIow ( 'nchnntln nowl" " 'Vhnt./I ' fn\'orlt'e poet " She : / 'our \ 1" -New Orlenn ! ! ' 1'Ime8.JIJmocrnt. . Impossible. Doctor-Don't spend any moro man. ey on medicine ! The qulcler way for you to get fat Is to ha\'o II. contented . mind. The Patient-That mar nil be , but medicines are cheaper. couldn't get a contented mind for less than a mll. lion dollars , ami I haven't got the prlce.-Dotrolt Free Press. - - - A Hard Hit. "Yes , I wolghed myself yesterday out at the stocl'ards. How much do you s'pose ? GIve it up ? ' Two.hundred and olghtythreo. " "On the hoot , or dresscd.-CioyOo lan.1 paln ] DenIer. . , . . . . . . I' . - , } . . . ' " "Ii . , , : . , . - . o NAMfS BfST DOCTOR YR. DAYSSON : PUBLISHES RESULTB OF V LUADLE EXPERlEUOE. .L Former rrononneed J)1111f111t10 no Now Jtf\lolcl"l " In l'erted Freetll1nt front lIliearlei or JIIIUce Uon. ThoUfU\l1I\s of suf1'orers Jmow Uat } Ule rCRson ! why they nro irritable 1\11(1 do- pressCll f\Ull nervou nUll fllcoploss I" be. OI\UIII ) their fOOlll1ocs 1I0tdlgest , but ho\V to got rill of the dlfiloutty 1M the pU1.zllug question. Goolll1lgostl011 cn119 tor IItrou" dlges. tlvo orgnnM , hUll. streugth COl1l0S from Inl'l'ly of gOOll. rioh blood. : .For this rCa9011 ! Mr. 13nYIIsoll toole Dr. Wllllnrns' Pink Pill ! ! for the our" , of 111l1lgosUon. II They l1l\vo beo11111Y best tloetor , " he MYS.II I wns Huf1'qrlng from I1Yllpop8ln. I The pnlus In IllY stomaoh nftor monls were almost uubonmblc. My loop wns very irrogulnr nUll. 111Y oomploxlon WR8 MUOAs the result of1Rln" ofRltt . box09 of Dr. WllllamR' Pink Pill" . about th 1110rits of which I 10nrllOll. from fdcUlls III Frnnco. I 111\vo 0ll < 1npo(1 n11 these troubles , nUll. O1U nblo ngniu to tnlco lJ\el\Suro lu enliug. " A very slml110 atory , but If It had. not been for Dr. Willln11\s' Pink Pills it might hl\VO been II. trnglo ono. When discomfort - comfort IJogins with ealing , 1ms up thl' intervnls between menls with } mIn. n11\ prevents slcop nt ulgl1t. there cortnlnly , Cllnnot bo muoh p\eaRuro il ! living. A flnal genoml bronklug do\vn ' lUust b , mOl'eJy quostlon or tllllo. Mr. Joseph 13n'ssou ; 18 llntivo ot . Alx.eB.Bnln8. 'rnllco , but no\v resides nt No. 2430 Lnrldn street , San1 ! 'nnolsoo , OalIo \ Is ono of grent number who can testify to the remarkable olnMOY of Dr. Williams' Pink Pllls In the trcnhncnt of obstinnto dlsordors of the stomnoh. It you wouhl get rid of nansea , } min or burning iu the stomnch , vertigo , 1101'- TOUlnOI8 , inso111nla , or auy of the other misorles of dyspoptio , get rid of the weAkness of the dlgcstivo orgnns by the use of Dr. Wlllintus' Pink Pills. They are sold by drugglsw ovory\vboro. Proper diet is , of course , grent nid in . forwarding reoovory ouco begun. nnd 1\ lIttle boole.IIWhat to Ent nud How to Ent , " lUl\Y 1.10 btnincIl. byuy ono who 1nakos n request tor It by writing to the Dr. Wllllnms Medlenl. 00. . Schonootady , N.Y. This vnl\1nblo ( liet boole ooutnius au Important chnlltor 011 the simplest ; moou for the cure of constipation. Cause 'of Headaches. As Is naturally to bo expected , the commonest cnuso of headaches la some nervous dlsturbanco or weale. ness Irritated by some oxporlenco which In prime condition of henlth would produce no porcoptlblo effoct. Tbo comPJoll causes are thorotoro of two classes. namely. these which previously - viously oxlst within the belly nnd these which oxlst outsldo of It nnd ox. . clto the Inner or latent ov11s Into nc. tlon. Quito a Mlx.Up. Ralph Carllslo IInmllton of North Carolina. has confessed that ho Is 0. ' girl. 8h'0 has been posing as II. ho tor five years. lI ndmlts now ho Is shoo lo had courted another she and she ( the other she ) was relldy to mnrry , ho when ho ( that Is. she ) bacleod out , . and she ( th other she ) Is enraged at she ( or rather ho ) bocnuso ho ( thnt is. . ' she ) deceived hor. the other hor-thnt Is , not h'm ' who Is now she.-Judgo. Use for Discarded Tramcars. Auatrnlln haa found 0. new use for dlscnrded tr mcars. Sydnoy' ladles ' have thom painted green and white. : hnng them with bnslots of flowers. train creepers ever the roof 'and then , utlllzo thom ns afternoon tearooms. l.ondon Healthier Than New York. Although the population of Now Yorle Is tower by II. good million than that or London. the number of deaths last year In the two clUes was prnc. . . , . . tlcally the samo. , 'i CHANGED HUSBAND. Wife Made Wise Change In Food. < Chnuge of diet Is the only wny to really cure stomach and bowel troublo. A woman says : , "My husband had dyspepsia when , wo were married and had suffered . . tram It tal' several years. It was al. most Imposslhle to find nnythlng ho could eat wltho)1t bad results. . "I tbought this was largely due to the use of coffee and persuaded him to dlscontlnuo It. lIe did EO , and bo. . _ gan to drink Postum 10011 ; Corree. The change did him good from the begin. nlng , ms digestion Improved : he suf. ferOlI much less from his ner\'ousneBS , and when ho added Grape.Nuts food , to his diet he was soon entirely cured. " 1\y \ frlenll , lrB. - - . f Vicksburg - burg ( my'former homo ) had become a nervous wrecl { also from dyspepsn. { Mel1l'lnes had no effect. neither did trnvel help her. On my last visit bome. Bomo months ago. I persuaded her to UEe Grape.Nuts food. She was In de- . spair. and consen.ted. She stmle : to It until It restored her health so corn. pletely that Bhe Is now the most enthu. slastlc friend of GrnpCl-Nuts tbat lover Imew. , She cats It with crenm or dry. just as It comes from the lJUckllgo-- lceeps It In her 1'00111 and eats It when. ever she feels IIlco It. "I hegan catlng Grape-Nuts food , m'self , when .ny baby , was two , J months old. and I don't lenow what I _ should hnvo done without It. My ap. ; petite was gone , I was weal , and non' . . " ous and aff'Jrlled but very JIltlo nO\11" I hment tor the child. ' 1'ho Grape.Nuts ; , food , of which I soon rew ver ) ' fonll. ' speedily set all this right again , and ; , tbo baby grow healthful. rosy and . 'II I beautiful as'n mother could wlsl ! " Ho - Is two years old now and eats Grapc- : f . : Nuts food himself. I wish every tired young mother Imow ot the { ; oed tbllt ' Grupe-Nuts would do her , " Names given b ) ' Postum Co. . Dattll Creek , Mich. ' 'Tbero'li 11. reason. , .