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Our indians.
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'fho thousnml IJO'I : \III on our atr t : y
I'm Hurc no Imlhll1Y In the land
OUI' IntIll1ns CI1n bent.
They 1\11 come out a1 G o'clocle
A ntI whoop It up till 8 :
_ Thll blalfest cOPllor on the block
Can't keep the ! I ) 'OUIliStorll stralKht ,
With aound the air la bursUng Cull-
'l'hoy hn11 no ulle torl1nlerlco In" . , i
' ' chlecta.fnr nnme hi SItUn ! ; 11ull ,
And 1111 the IItU ( ) "I rill I\ro aqua WII.
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The slroot I'cpnlr r ( .lime 1411 : ' wer.k-
Italian ! ! , roller , brick and PAnd ,
And cver ) ' urchin tl1l\l could shriek.
Turned oul to join the Injnl1 lJand ,
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Maj. Davis had the I'epulatlon or
being a martinet , and whenever a prl.
vate soldier found himself before a
court martial he would malte up his
mind that if the major had n volco
In the matter he was as good as con-
victed.
There were these who etcused the
officer's harshness on the ground that
he belonged to the old scllOol-tho
school that loolod upon the ranl { and
file as dogs-but the filct romalncd
that ho was not poplllal' with either
his officers or his mell ,
Affairs in the Indian country were
at peace when the post commander nt
Fort Brown applied for and socUl'ed u.
long leave of absence , and Major Davis -
vis was ordered to tal.o charge in Ills
Illace.
It was a frontier 110st with a Rmall
arrlson of old veterans , and there
was no call for red tape or rigid dls-
elpllne. The best drill master In the
army could not have taught those men
anything now , and the officers felt
that they had ri. right to loaf a lIttle
when warm weather set In ,
The United States was In no danger -
ger of Invasion from 0. foreign foe ,
and the red man had had enough of
. war to last him for two or three years ,
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when Major Davis arrived and as-
slImell command. An hour later ho
hegan to Issue general orders , and 0.
groan of discontent wns heard through.
out the garl'ison.
'I'hen began what was characterized
aa "a , llm-a-dlddle time. " The llnes
of dlsclpllno were rigidly drawn and I
the drlIIs wore frequent and exacting. I
'fho finger of the martlnot pointed in
many directions , and the men who
growled went to the guard hOllse on a
trot.
trot.At
At all mllltary posts there are a few
favored men-men who sufter now
1f and then from old wounds or have
} Jerformed their brave deeds , and are
tacitly allowed to talte things easy.
Such a mnn was prlvato 'I'om Gor.
man at l ort Brown , Two 11\111et8 had
11een fired Into' him as he rOGO with
dispatches across the plains one night ,
and though not Incapacitated as a sol-
cller he was given light duty and cod-
tiled up a bit.
The coddling ceased soon arter the
major's arrival. He was on the lool : '
, out for such mon , They were returned
: to duty , and even gh"en xtra duty ,
and the mild protests of captains and
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lieutenants were met with the formal
reply :
"This Is 0. military post , not a hos. I
paal ; and no man , unless excused by I
the doctor at slclt caB , wlII be exempt -
empt from duty. "
In a month the major was a woll-
lmted man. He realized the fact and
gloried 1n it.
Private Gorman returned to duty
with a complaint , al ! . . subsequent
) events proved that the mllrtinot had
a special eye on him , He was twlco
reprimanded during company drlII ono
day , and following that he wns placed
on sentry duty and tool { his post at
midnight In a rain storm.
It was an insldo post , and or no
consequence. The wounded man took
the chance of getting under shelter
for a short time. The major went the
I'ounds that night , caught him derelict -
lict and saw him hustled off to the
uard lJouse ;
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'fho affair was 10ol\Od upon as seriously -
ously as if the Sioux warriors were
at the gates of the fort In war paint ,
instead of bolng in their led es fifty
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) miles away , A court martial was
called and a seed soldier disgraced.
Prlvato Gorman did not serve out "
bls se'.1tenco of11lrty ds"s In the
Euard bouso. Whl'1I b bad served
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five days lie was assisted to osnpo. : I
He wns fllrnlshed with a carblno nnd
'foorl , ant ! ho went Into hiding' within
throe miles or. the fort.
lIe felt thut he had been unjustly
treated anll that ho had been dls-
graced wllhout cause , and ho calmly
and eliberately made up his mind
to 1 > 111 the man responsible. It was
for thin reason that ho lingered Ileal'
the fort.
Almost ever ) ' mornln the major
rode down to the bolIIng spring , three
mHes dowl\ the rough trail , and there
wore fift : . IJlaces where he could bo
ambushed , 'fhe spot selected was l\
big rock alongHhlo the trail , nnd Tom
was on the watch there the morning
ufter his escape.
It wus Hevcn o'clocl ; : before the
( 'choes of lhe Iron-shod hoofs of the
major's horse reached his cars. and
an In slant later he was peering out
from bohlnd the rocl : .
It was the mnjor , alone on the trail ,
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"Shc'D got the face of an angel ! "
No enc was In sight In elthel' dlroc.
tlon.
tlon.As
As the soldier made read ) ' with his
carbine the major let fall his reins
and drew a leller from his pocket. As
he did so 11 photograllh fell from the
letter to the stony highway unnoticed
by him. Queol' as It llIar seem , curiosity -
osity about the photograph overbalanced -
anced 'I'om Gorman's thirst for revenge -
venge for the moment , and ho let the
omcer puss.
A minute later he had the card in
hls'hand , It was the plclure or a lIttle
gil'l not over five years oI -a sweet-
faccd , lIttle thing-and underneath
was written "l.'rom Elsie to Papa. "
No soldier at Forl Drown had aslwd
01' could Imow whether their martinet
was n married man 01' 11ot , 'fhe ) ' had
not dhcussed : his home ties-only his
dlsclplino , Hero was a new factor In
the case , Gorman CrOIJt back to hIs
ambush wllh his e 'os fixed on the
face , and his own features began to
softl'n. :
"From Elslo to Pnpa , " ho repeated
over and ever again. "Damn me , but
It must bo his I < ld ! He got the leller
last night. She's got the face or nn
nngel , al\ll when her mother tells her
lhat her father Is dead- "
Private Gorman found his heart in
his throat. Ho was not a father , but
he wns n lever of children. He'd lJavo
given three montlH ; ' pay 10 pick Elsie
up In his arms and sl\"e her n 1.lss.
' 1'hel'o were dimples In her cheel : s and
a smlIo 01\ her mouth , lIe held tllC
plcturo to his lips and whispered :
"You ain't to mamo for It , lIttle one ,
Whatever ho Is to us , and badly IlS
he'a used me , ho loves you and you
hl111 , and I can't brcal { your heart in
trrlng to get e\"en. I'm hero to klII
him , and I was going to do It when
he came bacl ; : ; but ) 'ou'ro too sweet a
thing to be left fatherless. "
'fhe mujor came rhlln ! ; back. his
e 'es on the ground as it lookIng for
some lost object. At the rocl. he halt.
cd.
"If ) 'OU hal1n't lost It you woulc1 have
heen 1)'lng out there with a bullet
through ) 'our heart ! " whispered Gorman -
man us ho I'OSO and loolwd after the
ltmppearlu major.
Aud then , thrusting the phologrnph
Into his brelst : llOcket , he shouldered
hl3 carbine , ga\"o himself a shake , and
headed for lho land of the outla , , , ami
the deserter.-Thomas I-'O'C , in Dos.
ton Globe.
Possibly ) 'ou moy have observed
that lots of girls Ta1l\rr ) ' during leap
rear who nc.ver married before.
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Haw.n : Species Called the Lehua
MlIrt Have Much Sunlight. .
"OrchleL'\ are not l'oJo only plants
that urow In , llC air , " enld nn el11plo'o
of the go\'orul11ent bureau oC forostr ) '
reccntl ) . It. : dIscussIng trollical IJlanta.
"In the Ua \ \ allnn lalc.nds Is a tree ,
growing from thirty to 100 feet high ,
which often hegln8 lire aWu.1lp on
toJ of other treos. UnlesR it dId this
it could not otlst : at aU In these dark ,
dan } . forust.cl. It 18 a oun.lovlng tree ,
of the 1(11111 that foresters cnn 'Into1.
ernnt , ' because they wlll not tolerate
ether treea near cnou h to thom to
shade tholll.
"Those trees arc the ! e'uM. When
a mature l hua casts 113 secds , n good
11 01'1 Ion of thorn fnlcn \ ether troe8.
Whether these other trees 111'0 aUvo
or dead , the lohun seed begins to gel'-
mlnato 011 thom a8 lloalthily as ir It
hns fnllen Into the rlchost oarth.
"As noon as the seed OIJCnS and bo.
gins to Slll'out tiny roots go climbing
down the trunks of the trees to the
groun , With tlmo , as the little plant
becomus Inrge , the roots Increase In
gIrth , \lntlI at last they are great ,
solid thl11g'S , as thick and powerful
as these , of any ol1ler bIg treo.
"Usually the tree on which the
loll\la grows begins to d.ccay : nbout
lhls time , and after nwhlIo It withers
and rols awn ) ' . This leaves the lohull
standIng on lls roots high In the all' ;
and such a forest IJresouts n wonderful -
ful nnd weird sight.
"It Is 1\0 joIe to got tllrough a lell\ll\
forest where all the trees hll..e grown
this wnr. The rOOltJ run one war and
anothel' , nud Interlace so that often
there Isn't space big enough for a
rabbit to cmwl thrO\I h. There Is
no use In tr'lng to cut 01' how a way
Into the 1011u\ woods , for the roota
are as tough as I'ools general } ) ' are ,
and no AlIICl'lcm : farmer's boy who
has over put In a senson at brealdng
out stl mllS needs to bo told just how
tough thnt IH. "
GRIM JEST OF I < ITCHENER.
Irdcrs ISGued Placing Rcglmental
Schoolmaster < it Officers' Dlnposal.
Lord Kltchener of the Drltlsh army
recentl ' made an arm ) ' order placing
lho roglmontal schoolmaster at the
disposal of omcers that they mIght
ha..o nn oplOrtunit ) . to comlleto tholr
I'lomontar : ) ' oducatlons-a. . good in-
' 3tanco of his grim humor. But it
has often been demonstrated that the
rchoolmaster is needed among the
Dl'ltlsh officers , Some queer , quaInt
efforts at composition have been
made In brigade orders.
A certnln major ordained not long
ago that "revolIlo wlIl bo at 3JO : : a. m.
The brigade wlIl parnde at .1 a. m.
The brigade wlIl move at 4 : 15 a. lll.
The sun wlIl rise at 6 a , 11\ , " It was
during lho guerrlIln. war of HJOl-2 ,
after the building of the blockhouses ,
that It becalllo necessnr ' to check the
habit of the men of sleeping outshlo
the blockhouses for the sal < o of cool. .
ness anll cOlllfOl.t. A certain , staff of.
ficer lhereupon issned the foIlowlng
order : "No ono Is permitted to sleep
outside the bloel\llOuses except the
sentries. "
Though the Intention of this order
Is clear , Its phraseology Is not : " 1\1en
on outl10st dnty are forbidden to
slrlke matches on the slty line , "
Keep Out of the Past.
" "hato\'r 'ou 110 In this wonllertul world ,
111 huslness , In church or nt pin ) ' ,
" 'huleat ! ; uJn or ot loss ) 'OU l1a\'o
met
'Vlth the olherll who ( ; 0 your wa ) ' ,
{ ! ( ' out or the lIast
From tilt . ! IIrl'lt ' to the Inst
Am1 aWI\Y t.om Its worries stay :
'l'ho IJr'scllt has wealth ) 'ou would ne\'cr
Husllect ,
It Ilrudent you are I\nll wisely elect
' 1'0 11\0 h ! the 1I11t or to-liny.
' 1'he thlnr-s tlmt are past did \'cry well
once ; I
'ro-day the ) ' Drc MIsty and stnle. ,
'l'hat : trouhlo ) 'OU hnd with your tellu\ ?
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Did ) ' 011 strussle In vllln and Call ?
" 'hat ot It. Indeed ?
' 1'lIere Is . all the moro need
That ) 'ou &Inl.t 011 dllTercnt trail ,
DOlI't lalte to the woolls , whatever you
do.
Just louk rl ht ahead : therc's 11 Cortuno
tor 'uu
In Ieollnl ( : It well trimmed snll ,
So crnmped cnn W ho In our menial
Stlltl'S.
So bllrdenl'll with '
mhht-hn\'e-beens.
'l'lInt liCe will lJeeomo a woetul wl\slo
Fur It ! ! man ) ' OUls and Iml ,
But umi rellcct
You StO\1 \ I nc\'er he wreclted
, " 'ou" own or anothe"1i IIlns
It lhe lIallt ) 'OU w11l koC'p In Its proper
IIlaeo
And l11l'ct what Is yours with n. candid
face--
'Tis the man at to-da ) " who win ! ! ,
-Alwyn M , 'l'hul'ber In Chicago liller-
Oceun ,
Clyde Fitch's Treasure.
Among the oddities In the smoke
room or Clyde Pitch's countr ) ' house
at North Coscob there Is 11 notice of
the dlssolutfon of a partnership between -
tween two colored barbers. The no.
tlce , three feet square , Is'fllten In
red Ink on yellow pa.per. It occupies
a corner between two crossed canoe
paddles , nnd it reads :
"De Dls.solutlon or co-parsnips here-
tofo I'l'sl8t1ng : Betwlx Me and moze
Jones In do barber professIons an
11erotofo dlssol\'ed. PUSSODS who 0
must pay to do lJubscrlher. Dom what
do firm 08 must call on Jones , as do
firm Is hlsolyed. "
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To Fight Codling Moth.
George Compere , employed jolntI ) .
by the stale or California. . and West I
Auslralia , has dlsc/\'erell In South j
America a parasite which destro 's /
the codIlng moth. Apple , orchards I
that are habitat of the paraslle bring I
! J5 ceut ol tholr ' .
11cr fl'ult to malurlt ) , I
Hlthorto the product of the world's 1
apple and pear orchards has not been
more lhan 30 10 35 IJOr cent of the
Pl'om.lso at seltln C. San l ranclsco
oxpccts to fP.CC'VO from West Auft-
traUn. the Urst of the parasltcs very c
sonn , tlnd the ; wl1he \ cultivntod c
uldcr the most favor.ble ! condlUonll , 1
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Alluring Models In Fall Wraps.
' 1'horo can hnrl1ly bo salel to bo nny
dlstfnct fashions for either homm
dresses or ball ( ; owns for the n\lt\lmn
months , but rather advance winter
IIt'lcs are worn lor what few Inforu1I11
affaIrs there nro d\lrlng lho dn-Ilnd ,
:1oodloss to 1'I1ate ' , n ball Is nlmosl ns
unheard of In October ns Is 1snow. .
storm In Augu t. It Is tlwn 11101'0
with ouldoor costumos-tnlIor suits ,
cloaks , wraps and hats-thnt ono hns
to denl at this time of ) 'enr , a11l1 most
alluring are nll the moduls In long
coats a11l1 jaclets ; : now to bo procured.
This ) 'enr the /'eparato / Wl'l\p forms
moro than ever an all Important purl
oC n cOUllllete outfit , anl1 three , foul' ,
five or moro handsome wraps are con"
sldered by no lIlenus anlmIOCOs8 r '
or oxtravngant number of eXllenslvo
cloalts to he possessed at once. Ono
reason for this Is that lhe gowns to.
: lay are made \III In such bright and
varlOd colors that the wrllp muat eIUICl'
tone In most perfecU ' with some color
schelIlo OmlJlorud or eho ! malch exact-
} ) . the shndo oC the drells , While
cloalts l\I'e stilI smnrt , but m'e not seen
In such numbers-for which wo should
really bo thanl < ful-aa last ) 'ear. A
darl. rod , cream or a handsome blaclt
penu do solo or brocade cloal ( can also
bo worn wllh It quaullt ) " of dUtcl'eut
sltJ.des i but as can easl1 ' 110 seen ono
tires very shortly of IIU all while or
all blacl WI"Rp unless thol'o bo some
garments wllh which It ma ) " he worn
intorchangenbly 10 relieve the mOllot-
on3' .
New and. Novel.
A tnngerlno chiffon cloth waist ,
trimmed with while velvet 110wers om-
hroldered In silver threads , would have
much beauty added to It h ) ' being'
worn with a plcturo hat of white chlf.
fen cloth nnd , "elvot , the high cI'own
encircled with a vlnc of the white vel.
vet nowers and a. . cluster of tangerlno
and white ostrich Ups cnught I\t the
10ft side , where the bl'lm shoull1 co-
quettlslly } l1are. Plcturo hats having
the high crown wound with stuffed slII ; :
cords have a soft and In'etty touch
given them b ) ' Introducing HUff ) " frills
of lace for the wldo brim. Very many
of the plcturesquo drcss imts are trimmed -
med with either a long , shaded ostrich
plullle , a group of ostrlct tips or a
very long , graceful Pilradise pllUllO.
White plush Dlreclolre hats are very
smart In style , with 1\ long white os.
trlch fealher for the trimming. which
shows at the tip some pretty dellcato
or perhaps brlIIlant color , whl'h In
ono , , -ay or nnother nllpear8 In i110
gown wIth which the hat Is worn.
Bo s Are Growing In Size.
Bows for young girls and hnll' ornaments -
ments for their elders seem to g'I'OW
In size. Little girls wear two largo
bows , one on the top of the hair ,
where It Is drawn to a pompadour , and
ono at the nape of the IICcl ; : . BulterHy
bows whIch roqulro a ynrd at least are
In high favol' , and Alsatian en'ects are
, vorn br older girls who have plenty of
hair. Sprays of flowers developed
from chiffon mnlo n )1l'ett ) ' ornllment I
for the evening ,
For Young Girls.
Loose cents with plaited sltlrts
malto exceedlnglr allrncU..o costumes
for school and slml1ar occasions and
are In the height of fashion , 'fhls ono
is made or cheviot In shades or brown 1
nnd tan and Is simp } ) " finished with 1
6tltchlngs In tal10r style. 'fho coat I
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.s . very generally becomIng to girlish
19ures and Includes beIl sleeves that
lways are desirable , while the skirt
s gored and Itllted. The quantity of
: naterJal required for the medium slzo
s for coat 3 % ) 'a1'lls 21 or 2 yards 44
nches wide : for sldrt 6 % ) 'ards 27 or
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Cloth Gowns Appear.
Cool days bring forth light wolght
Ioth gowns. A new model seen 1'0-
enUy has a skirt whIch has on the
oaCK and on the sIdes n round ) 'olte ,
to which the sltlrt Jlroper fs shIrred.
with the excelltlon of the front
br adth , which consists oC two nt
IIlalts turned toward l.'lIch other. These
:11'e : fnstuned frolll the waist IIno to a
third fJf the h'ngth of the sldrt by
means of cr 'stnl bllttons and 100lJS of
whlto silk h\'l\ld. The sallie motive
t\lIJetU'S ! on thu IJolnted belt. A bolero
hanRs O\'ur thl8 , hut Is Rhlrred Into
the IIglII'O nt thu edges nnd hna a deep
collal' oC gngIlsh embroidery. The
sleeves m'o fuIl lIuffs , which fnIl below -
low the elhow , where the ) ' 1\1'0 gnth.
orcd Into a band trImmed with IOOII ! ;
anll buttontl. The 1Iand Is not tI ht
nlld fnIls or nil ullllernleovo oC gng.
lIsh embl'oldor ) ' .
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One of the New Waists.
Blouse effects below shnIlow yokes
are exceellln ly becoming to most
figures allll nro olllinentb' fnshlonable ,
This \'ery 1)I'oltr ) blouse shows also
the new Hloeves that are full at the
she lderH and Is finished with deep
cufts. The 1II0doi Is lIIado of Imlo blue
crepe do .chlno with the yolO or Inco
nnd the band and cuffs of olllbroidor.
( : d taffeta but \'arlolls combinations
IIIlght bo nuggc31ed and the design
suits the odd wnlst and the gown
equa1l ) ' well. When 1I\wll \ the ) ' 01.0
call ho made tmr.Hlmrent , the lining
benollth being cut awn ) ' . To malw
the wulnt fOl' 11 woman of medium slzo
wlIl bo required yards 21 , 3 % ) 'ards
27 01' 2 % ) 'urds 44 Inches wide , with
% ) 'al'd of liB-over lace and 1 % ) 'ard8
of banding.
Styles In Shirt W 1lsts ,
With the ahfrt-wnlut suits-which
: Ire also worn In Inohalr , light-weight
velveteen md : silk-a sella rate cost Is ,
uf course , a necessllY. It Is maI'O
orten loose-fittIng' than tight , nnd lho
11I0St fn vOl'od models 0.1'0 three-quartor
length. DoelJ capos and shoulder
capes , as wol1 as a capo drapery just
for the aleeve , are much soen. A combination -
bination of velvet and braid Is a fash-
lonnho ) trhll m In ! ; ' , OSIJeclaIly when the
coat Is In one of the lIluch.ln-demand
smooth.faced IIlnterlals.
A Imy Fel'nrntc ' walst-n mass of
shirrs , gathers nnd fIne tucles-lii n
useful addition to nn ' woman's ward.
robe. Chlrton cloth Is 11 good fabric
to use , and the effect of the waist m y
uo clovorlr changed mallY times hy ita
trimming. A vlno af voivot awors
malws an nttrnctlvo decorati n for the
corsage and the sleeves. Bands of 11'1.
rloncent soqulns may also be charmlvg.
Iy Introduced and painted laces nnd ,
also soquln.scattered laces combine I
ffectively with the chlfton cloth.
With a dressr waist I1Ito thl9 n pic.
lure hat to mulch wlII do its 511111'0 to.
, vard gottlng up an hllJrOmptu ) resll1ur.
lnt dinner , recelltlon OJ' thenter party
osturue. .
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Gray Silk Frocks.
The grny sill. frocl ; : Is distinctly
[ > arlslan , with its plnl.ed ruches and
rolvet medallions down to the front.
L'ntreta lends itself admIrably to this
lrC'atment. Bither 1110.01 < or cerise
, 'CIvet , or n'Ivld scarlet , would be
; tunnlngly effective for the accesso-
'Ies. SOl1l0 effective gowns ore do-
Ilgned of white volIo , trimmed with
nnumerable tin ) " satin ruches of the
lalest plnl , or hluo. These nro used
o decorate the fiounces on the sltlrt ,
md are reIJcated Ilgaln on the bodice ,
he celnturc boln ! ; of soft satin or the
lame color.
Some Pretty Blouscs.
For housewenr some of the prettiest
Ilouses are developed from chaIlls
n dellcalo figures , with a touch of lace
n the form of a jabot and sleeve rul.
lOB , Down the front of the blouse
he jabot Is crlsscrossed with velv 't.
'Ibbon hoill In place on either sldo
, vIth diminutive fiat bows ; or largoI'
JOWS of velvet ribbon , tied In butter.
Iy doslgn and nostllng In the lace ,
11'0 fastened at Intervals down the
enter of lho front. 'l'ho velvet ribbon
natches the most pronounced tone In
ho flgure or the chuIlls , and tl10 ln
he neulral foundation ,
SI < lrt $ Are Plaited.
Next to the \'elvet and velvotoons
ho exquisite , glossy , smooth.laced
: Ioths , l\1w \ broadcloth , sUPIJlo cloth
lnd face cloth , are well to lho fore.
rheso materlal8 are trImmed with
lrald and fashioned Into smarl-look.
nIt tailored slreet froclts.
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W//y / / the Hump Is There.
"Can : . ' 011 tull mo , " snld tlm seakor
aCter Imowlellge to the Bhowman ,
"whnt the hUIll } ) on that camel's back
Is for ? "
"Whnt's It for ? "
"Yes ; oC what , 'nlllo Is IU"
"Well , it'a lots of valuo. The camel -
el wOllld bo no gooll without It. "
"Why not ? "
"Wh ' not ? ' '
) YOI' don't SllPl1090 poo-
pIe 'ull } Il\Y alxpenco to see n nal1ll
without n hum II , do yer ? "
Satisfied.
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"I'm satisfied that YOIl novoI' Intend
to 11(1) ( " ' 1110 that t1 ve you borrowed. "
" 'Veil , If ) 'oll'ro satlsllod. I am. "
Quicker Way.
" 'Vho owns these ncros7" Ils1 : ed the
trllngor , IlS the ) ' st0l111ed to look at a. .
! ow , l1Iur8hy tract of Innd by the road.
' .Ilde.
"It's In dispute , " said the real estate
gent. "I bel10ve thoro's 1slIlt ot
' 30\110 hind on hund now to quiet the
title , "
"U the ) ' want to do thnt , " quel-Ied
Iho ether , "why don't they tllrn 1lot
"f bo's loose on these frogs ? "
A Time Limit.
" 1'\11 afraid ) ' 011 6\1101(0 too milch for
rour own good , " sl\ld the Ilhysician.
"Wel1 , " ndmllted the Ill\tlent , "I do
'JlI\ol\O al\11ost continuously from
Illomlng till nlht. " ,
, "Why do 'ou do that ? " asked the
1\1. D ,
"Dccl\uso U's the only tlmo I have
10 smole , " l'el111 d the victim. "I have
to ! llool' at night. "
Modern Rccess.
"Hnvo 'OU Ilrllctlced 011 the viano ? "
"Yes , moth or. "
"And read Pl'of , Sll1Ison's lecture 011
Greol. art 1"
"Yes , molher , "
"And stullIl'd ' ' "
) 0111' calclllus1"
"Yes , 1110ther. "
" 'fhell YOIl may go out and 1I1n1 for
ten mlnutes.-J.lfo.
Just 1 Mere Incident.
lflna ! ; Cl'-Wel1 , I'vo engaged al1 t110
speclallIeJ ! for our new musIcal comedy -
ody , the scenery Is done anll the lDusla
Is about Hnlahed.
Author-AI1 rhht. I'll drop you a
I10stal with the I1l1retto o it to-mol"
row.-Pbliadell1hla Bulletin.
What Did Sh Mean ?
Ploclllor-1\Iy wlfo told mo to.dny
she wlshod I took after lilY brother.
Nowltt-Oh , yes : your brother boo
came rich. 'fhat's what she meant.
l'h1
Plodder-\Voll , sho's got mo guess.
In ( ; . He dlcd rich , you Imow.-PhIl l (
dehJhla Press.
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Chance for a BargaIn.
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Little Plossle-Oh , mammal berA' .
'our chance to get me a lIttle brother
: enl cheap. It dpesn't matter Ir be III
! Oiled. I can wash him.
More Haste.
Briggs-I see that whl1e YOllnl ; Fld.
Ilehacl. was eloping with Mls8 Red'
Jud her father overtool. thorn.
Grlsts-Dldn't h USB the automo-
IlIe ?
Brlg s-Ob , yes : but the 0 ; . . mn1l
" , . , 11 l'R lk fast r.-C"HIlcr'l'
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