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About Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 7, 1904)
, . .1. , _ MIl > . . . AI dI : , 'It Is. boltor l : ; collect ) 'our thougbls thnn to honow ether 1Ieol11o'8 , .8Iotht"r " ; ; ; - Ora ' I'h1'flO1 'r"'owJcr.- ' ; 'r"'owJcr.oo Chlll'lr'n , Sl1ccIlrullyttsc'd , by Mother Om ' ) nume I n the Children' " HOllin 1/1 Now York cu 'O Olt : , J"o\'crllIJllc fI , Hnll Stom/lI'h / , I I n" ! ; ol"llerll ' Dl'C , InO\'O nllli rl.'L lIllLto the " O"eHIud ] DcstrJ ' ( ) Worm8 , O\'cr30.OIJO l tI. 11 Ffl YJn : , . , At nil IrIlH Ilt.l , : ! 'ie. Snmplo . ' . . .o.uurel9.A , S. 01 III fJtetl , L lwyN. Y. I Some men nro AO casy.golng thnt ! ! tcr nwhlle they cease to go nt nil. t , { \ ' . , , , ' , r , . " I . . . . . y , I ' . ( : f. ' . . . . . . . . . 'r. ' ! " ' . , , " ' . . - . 'L " ' ! I ! " " ; . : . - ? , { " . . . . : . . ' . . . IA . . " . . . ' \ii : ) . . . - ( . ' ' , . . . ' 1.\ j' 1 . . . . . . : ' " I 1 'oj. - " \ , Miss Alice Bailey , of # 'Atlanta ' , Oa. , escaped the sur- , geon's knife , by using Lydia E. Pint < ham's Vegetable Compound. II Dr-AU Mns. PINltIlAM : - I wiRh to rexpress , my gra.Utudo for the rentorcd 11Ca.lth o.nd hnpplne68L'dla E.I > > InJc- . 11n.m's Vegetable Compound ha.a brought . into my Ufe. , I hnd Bufferecl for three yenrs with terrible pain at the time or mcnRtrUc- tion , n.nd ditl not Imow whc.t the trouble wna until the doctorpronounccl1 it In- fin.mmn.t1011 . of the ovaries , o.nl1 proposed un opera.tlon. . " I felt so wellle nnd slele tha.t I felt auro tlmt I eould not Duryl ve the ordco.l , nnd so I told him that I would not un- ergo it. The following wcele I rcad nn a.dvortisement . in the pnller of your Vecretn.blo Compound In such nn emer- genoy , nnd so 1 'decldcd to tr ' it. Grent was my joy to flnd thn.t . I netunlly improved - proved nUer talting two bottleo , 110 I leept taldnr ( it for ten wceles , nnd nt the cnd of thnt'tlmo I wns curcd. I Iml1 gainl'd eighteen pounds ntul wna in cccellent health , nnd nm now. . . You surely deHervo Jrreat IIttCCC5S , nnd you h vo my very bcst wlshcs.- MISS ArIcE BAILEY , 50 North Boule- vo.rd , A tlnn ta , Gn. - $6000 forfeIt 11 orIgInal , of abou , leUor proulng ! ] cnUlnfnCS3 cannot be pro- llc d. All sick womcnwoull 1)0 wise If thOYWOl1l < l talm J..y < 1ln. E. PlnJc- hnm's VeotalJlo : COlllwund und bo well. Every housewlf - gloats 'over finely starched } lnen and _ white goods ; : Concclt Is Justifiable : , fter us I ngo Defiance Starch. I t gives ar , fitlfr , glossy white. . ' \ ne5S to the clothes' , nnd does not rot It hem. It Is nb5o lu ely pure. It 13 the most economical because It goes , nrthest. do s more , end costs less than "oUtcrs. To be had of all grocers nt 16 oz. for 10C. TI-IB QEFIANCE STARCH CO. , OMAHA. NEB.- . Millions of U. M. C. Shot Shells ore sold each year. They are made In the largest cnrtrldge factory In the world. The UHION METAlllO CARTRIDGE 00. DRIDQEPORT , CONN. - YourdclJler sella them. Clltlllog .cnt upuo 1C'luct. nlpnns Tabuln are Ihe beAt drl r.OI'OIIA m dlrln" ovcr mill" . 10 . uudrcd mllllvu , of Ihelll ban been 80hl In Ibo Unllcil ttatc Ie II slnl\o ; \ year. Conllll'afloo , bcarl' hum , Ilcli : bcallaCho , dluln" , . , ! loll ! lrcMh , lore tbroat , and "very 11\ \ . ncn IIrl,11I1 : frJlu II dl.orllrel .Iotuarh are " ' ! tend or cllrcil ! I ) ' IUplln Talllllr. One "III Ilcucrnlly 1II'u tellef within twcnty mtn ule. . 'l'he 111''ent IIRck:1o : ! I cnou.b : fur urdDllrj ! O < : C4&OOI , All drug hll eelllbew , . . , . - When Anawerll1\J \ Advertisements Kindly Mention Thh ; Paper. . _ _ _ l _ . The Rev , Ekal KawaguchI. I 'rho Ho1 lml Kakngllchl , whos. narrl1lh'o of personl1l ndvontllre In 'J'lbet , " ' 1'ho Lntest NUWR froln Lhasa , " will he OliO of the moro Imlorwnt ar ; tlelNI III the , J/Ulllnl' / ) ' Conlllry. 111 0 1Il'Iest of the en scct of Blulllhiotn. now thh.tyolght yeara or ngl' , 110 was hol'/1 / In Snlal , nonr Ollna ) , stlld , I lell nt the 'J'lInllo ! or the Jo'ivo Hun. dred Knl < un In Tollo , nnl ! IlrOReeutel1 hlA nnlrlt Iltudlul.I tln or the Hov , Dunyu NnnJlo or the Imperial Unlvor , olty , 110 ontorpd the prlcsthooll nt the ago or twent ' .flvo nnd wnll nttnch , ed to the Oblmu 'I'omillo nt UJI. After Rovell yenrs In ho ] ' ol'llers ho stl1rtel1 on his Journey lo ' 1'Ihot , his 0010 ob. Joct , ag ho oxplnlns In his narrntlvo , to comZllolo hla studleR or Duddhlsm. Ho declnres aillo his Intontlon o ( roe ' "Mtlng Nepal during 1J0.1 ! , to secure 'muro eolloctlonll of Duddhlst scr)1 ! ) > turos In Snnsl < rlt nnd nlso the 'flbolan edition of lho ' 1'rlvltnlm. 'rho mnn who would rotaln his frlendA should not fnll to romemher that there nro n Jreat mnllY lhlngs ho should forgot. $36.00 pt'r\l. r owl ! ! ' "Slnglo DIUIer. ] " slrllight 1\0 \ cal' / , cOHts more thul1 othOl brnlldl ! , hilt till ! ! price gh'cs the delllerlL filII i Frollt - IIIId the flmokur 11 lJuttur elgur. _ owls' l'uelory ! , Peorin , Ill. It tnlclI n lot or cold cush to melt n mnrblo heart. . When .ou nttomlt ) to strllo a mntch III lho dnrk the head hi nlwnyu on the ether end. Superior Qunllty nnd extra qunntlty must win. ' 1'hla fA why Dofinncoi Starch 18 taltlng the place of nll others , A Rmarkablc Family Likeness. A cllrlous oxnmplo of family Hko. neso has IlCen noticed nt Amsterdam , where an Interllreler ] Ierulsted In rec. ognlzlng nn EII lIsh guest who nrrlv. ed nt a. . certnln hotol. It seemed , how. ever , Iml1Os81hlo that the Engllshman could bo Imown to the nntivo. The latter shortly arterwnrd a.ecompnnlel1 . the visitor to lho stnto mUiloum , where Plneman's plcturo of the baWo of Wnterloo Is ohown nnd there ho porcelved the cnuso or his mlstnlw. Gonornl Lord Uxhrldgo , who Is ropro' sonled In the 11/11nling / , wa.s exnctly 1I1w the English gentleman who final , Iy II'ovod lo bo hl9 lordship's grand. I I : 90n. State Farmer's Mutual Insurllnec Co" or S , Omnhn , Nobr" Is ono of the most successful rarm Insurnnco com. panles In the West. Organlzel1 18J5 ! , has $20,000,000 Insurnnco In rorce. ] s. aues n 11erpetual policy that docs not oy.plro just beroro a fire. Annual meel. Ing Jnn. 12 , 11 > 04. Wo wnnt IIvo Agts. D , n. STOUFFER , Sec'y. 'r. D. HOLMAN , Pros. Mary Johniton'c Pirates In Enland [ ) : Among nil the no\'ollsts who havo' ' wrltton of llirato ships and their bloodlhlrstj' commanders , Il remains for a. youn [ ; Amorlcan novellsl , Miss Mnry Johnston , to bo slnglell out b ) ' lho London Sphere , In Ils latest Issue , for montlon In connection with a double'llago plralo plcluro. "Among recent novollsts , " BAYS the Sphere , " 1\1lss l\1nr ' Jo lIlslon has I1rawn some very vlvltl pictures or lIfo on n plrato vessel , " nnd forthwllh rellroduces an oxtra. . from "To Jla vo and to Hold : ' which. by the , , , ay , was IlUbllsho In Englnml by the lIUo "Dy Order of the Compan ' , " To Cure Colt ! In Ono Itny. Tnko Lnxnti\'o Brome Qulnlno 'l'nblots , All rugglstlll'ofund money It IUnUs tp curo. 5c. It's the worlwr who tucceeds In IIfo -not the ( ellow who Is worlwd. Yes , Alonzo , by all moa.ns . mnrry n girl who can 8wlm ; she will roallze lho ImlOrlnnco of ] ; coplng her mouth shul. PorrocUy slmplo anll slmllly perfect Is d 'elnS' with PU'I'NAl\1 l"ADLESS DYES. The people who are n1wn8 looltlng for bargains Boldom got rich as qUlcl ; : . Iy as these who offer them. Tnlw care or ) 'our onomlos , and your friends will tnlee care of them. t > lvos. no YOUR OtOTIIES LOOK YELLOW' If so , 11/10 Rod Cros8 nnl ! mal ) . it wlU U\8ka them white as Bnow. 2 oz. pAckage 6 cents The clnlms to wisdom of owls nnd n mulUlullo or men rest upon thelt 1001(8 and nOlhlng more. To the houf'owifo who hnA not yet hecomo acquainted with lho now things or ovorydn ) ' use In the mnrl < ot allli who Is roasonnbl ) ' sntlsfied wllh the old , wo would suggest thnt n trial of Dofinnco Cod ] Water Slnrch bo mnde at once. Not nlono becnuso It Is guaranteed b ) ' lho mnnufacturers t'l bo sUllel'lor to any olher brand , hut bocnuso onl'h 10c paclmgo con. tnlns 1G ozs. , while all the olhol' Idnds l'ontllin but 12 ozs. It Is snfo to SU ) ' thnt the lady who on co uses Dennnco Starch wl1ISO \ no other. Quality and QunntHy must win , A SIn ! ] of Old London. Ono or the signs plcturetl In Jullnn King Colrord's " 'I'ho Signs of Old Lon. . lion" In the , Jnnum'St NicholaR hm pocullar intert'st fOI' all Amorlcuns " 7hnt Is culI'd " 'rho Crown nml Thrce Sugar Loavos" wus the sign of the hlg torlc house whll'h oXl101'tell to Amerlc lho celol.H'utell chellts of ton thut wen1 Into Doston Hnrbor In December , In : : the l1r3t ever nct of rebolllon In lhc Rovolutlon. While the contest gav { Amorlcn her Inl1l'pcndenco 1\1111 sol nsldo the rule or GeOl'go 111. , Il did nOI oV01'throw the business or lho oldo ! ' > 1 tea. . house In Greal DI'Hnln. The bus I n08S Is carl'led on loda ) ' In lho snm { ( ) lel pace ] nt ! In no\'olullonnr ) ' tlmos Its algn-tho sign of "Tho Crown nnl r 'I'hl''o Sugar Lonvo.i"-hus survl\'el . the lresu of a o ullti storl11 and fh'o The Gr'nt 1"11'0 of London SWOII' ' within hnlf a hlocl ( of the shop , bu lho old sl n itself rolns tOlhl ) ' . . " . , . r _ _ _ _ I'- ' NE S IN JjB - HANGS HIMSELF IN SCHOOL. Huntcd Fugitive EscapcD Officers by Taking His Own Lifo. CHI IOIl'l'ON-Ono or thlY mosl ] Ie. ( 'ullar cnReR In the hlstOl'y of the stnte. IlI1s just cOllie to light In the town or VerdlgrlR , north of hero. Ahout three months ngo a. . qulel nllpenrlng man who gnve the name or Ernest JohnBon nlilleared here nnd Bocllrod worle on the , Jncl(80n rnnch lIelr : town. IId wns steady IIl1d a. gooll worlor and WIHI AllOedlly In the gl'lOd ' grnces of his omployera. 110 novel' lIald nnythlng nhout hIs pnsI , hilt ns there wns noth. Ing mYRtorlous In his nctlonB 110 ono thought nnylhlng about this , About three woels IIgo omcors rrom lawn came to town IInd 11111110 Inqul. rlmi concornlng , JohnHon nnd WhOl'O ho coull1 ho found , Johnllon leal'/1ed / oC their presellco ntu1 dlsnpllenred ns COllllllotely ns though the carth hnd swallowed him 1111. The whole coun. try wns searchell hy the omcors anc [ no tral'e or the mlln coud ] ho founcl and the officers finnlly ga.vo . up the hllnt and returned to Iowa , They stntocl , lohnson wns wnnted In his fOl'luor lawn home on the charge of criminal nssnult nud murder nnd tha.t . they hl\ll hoen on Johnson's trnil for four months hofol'O locating him nt Verdigris. 'rho case wns a seven days'Vonllor I In the town , hut was grndually being forgolten until a few dnys ngo. 'I'ho tencher nnll pupils In the l\1hllc s'hool hulhllng nl Vordlgrls notlcod nn orfonslvo odor which grow stronger from day to day until finally It becalllo necessary to dlsmlsll school on account or Il IInll Bailie or the mon stnrled an Investlgntlon to ascortaln the cause. ] n the ganet or the school bllllding the hody of Johnson WIIS found hang. Ing I1nd frolll Its condition Il was evl. dent thnl he had gene to lhe school bulltllng I\nd hung hlmsolf on learning thal the ] owa officers wore nCtol' 111m. The hody wns cut down , lhe Iowa. ] 100' pic notified nnd on their request It wns senl to his former Iowa homo for burial , MANY AGRICULTURAL MEETINGS. Lincoln to Be a Busy Place During January. LlNCOLr--Lotters of Inquiry 1'0' gardlng the I1rogram of orgnnlzed ag. riculllll'e are pOlII'lng In from nil dire. tlous , Indicating that there will lJe a ] argo meeting. The following nsso- elations will meet durln ; the w.Je ) ; : of Jnnuary 1 Ii ul the university furm , Lincoln : The State Doard of Agrlcultllre , Jan. uary HI , 20 nnd 21. Stnte Swine Dreedors' association , Jnnuar ' lJ ! , Nohraslm Improvell Live Stocle Droeders' association , Jnnuary 20. Nebraslm Dah'ymon'o association , Janual' ' 20 ancl 21. Nehraslm Vetorlnary Medical nsso. clatlon , , January 21. Duroc.JCl'sey Drt'eders' tlssoclatlon , Jnnuary lS. Association of Agricultural Stullonts , Jnnuar ' ] S , Nebraslm State Horticultural socl. et ' , Jlll1lll1ry 1J ! , 20 and 21. Stnte Farmorll' Instlluto. Nobraslm State Poultry association. Nohrnslm Shorthorn Droeders nsso : elation , .Jnnuary 21. Nebraslm COI'll Improvors' assocla. tlon , Jnnunry 21. Nobrnslm Bee Keepors' association , .Janunr ' 18. Nehraslm Irrl < ; nllon association , .Jan. unl' ) ' 21. Nebrllslm : ParI ; and Forestry asso. elation , , January 21. ' ] 'ho I.'nl'luors' Co.operallvo Gmln nnd Live Sloc ] , Stale assoclntlon. ' 1'ho evening s03sIons will ho held un- dOl' the auspices of the State 1I0ml : or Agl'lcultlll'e. Buying Right of Way , PAPILLION-Hoprosontativos of the Olllaha , Lincoln & nentrlco IIno ha\'e Iwen In thlB vlclnlly clmlng the ] lI\st woot ] lJuylng UII the options of the l'lghtor way or the Ilrol > osetl I'onll whlrh Wl're lI1acle Inst SUIII n\l'I' . It Is 1101'1. th'olr Htntell thnl the 1'01111 will com. mellce work of cOllstructloll ill the ellrlr slI'lII g- . " 'or ] , on till ! Omnha & SouthwuRtel'll 11110 hils been Htol > pe . Se ! l Torn from Head. N1.mH.A KA ClTY-Olllo Iolhroo ! ] " a l.yeal'.olel gll'l IIvlllg here , wns 11I'0h. nhly fatally IlIjul'ed III nil IIcclelullt III a hal\OI"s shOI > . She wa ! ! stalliling 11 l'n I' a bl't'ntl ] muntllllg machille when het' 101l hall' raughl 011 the I'allltll ) ' revolvingshllft nlld hofore lho ma- I"hille could ho stopped hel' elltire scalll WIIS tOI'll fl'Om her hUlld. Ol St\ldlcrc ; Feast , GHAND ISLAND-'rho Inmntes of l thp SOIIIlt'I's' and sailors' homo were . trl'ated 10 It Chl'lstmns 111l1nol' h ; . ' Com. I I Ilal\llInt AHltwlth. SlIoclal ml'lIUS W 'I'O ] 1I'lntcd , the front CO\'o\8 \ llOIn1 ; OInlJosHed wllh II Illctnro of the Amerl. rail lIa ! In ( 'olol's. Brole Large Plate GIi\sG. YOHK-'I'wo men h ) ' the nlllllO 01 Hoe nnd Bet'gin filled 111) on COI'll Julco IInd start 011 III to ha vo n set tloment 01 lIl'countt ! III frolll or n ] llato glnss In the , Jones blocl ( . 'rho dalllllgc , ) IImllllllt8 to $71i , Cody Owns the Whole Show. NOHTII PIA'I'TIWol'l hnR beel1 recelvcd thnt W , I , ' . Cody hns 11III''ha5' I'll the Intol't'sl of the Iwh's of Nnte Snltbllry ! In t 10 WillI We l show , lIIah. . , It , ! ; him ol ( ' OWl')1' , \ . - - - - THE S1'ATE IN BRIF. ! FUl'nall count . In the term of < < 11 A- trll'l court just recently closed oatah. Hahed a IUvorce record for soulhern Nohraslm. Bightoon dlvorcos were granted , A 'oullg mnn named .108elh Rn " worth of Saline county cnught his right hand In a COI'll shredder , and It was so mangled thut It Was nmputntell a the wrl't. Willis Sinter , n G'oar.old hay , wns . drowned In the llluo rlvor whllo slml- Ing with several comlmnlons. The hod ' was recovered an hOllr later by the use of graplll1ns ; hooks , Mrs. 1\lulthew l'tttcholl of Vnlpar. nlso , Snundors count ' , wns cxnmined before the hoard on complaint filed hy her hushand , nnd adjudged In mne. She wl1l bo talOn to the nsylum at Lincoln , A movJmont Is on foot InVest Point lool < lng to the cstabllshmont of a. free IIbrnry nnd reading room. A number of Ilorsons of Influence a.rl ! hac1e o ( the movement nnd satlsfnctory result Is assured. Harvey O. Wnrd of Ta.blo nocl" n young man 23 or 24 years of ngo , ac. cldonta.lly . shot hlmsetf In the foot , nnd , ns a result , had ono of his toes nmputntod , and may Ilossibly lose one or two othors. . Volne ' Sear : wns lucI < y enough ta calturo one of the finest specimens of nn otter over seen In Falls City. The nnlnal monsurOlI five feel from tip to tip and had henutlful fur. The otter was Clllturod on the Nomahn rlro , The merchnnts of Fremont report nn oxcoptionnlly good Chrlstmns trade lhls XOllr , The fine woalhor and smooth roads hrought tlie farmers out In good numbers nlld their IlIIrchases WOI'O of moro ox pensive nrllces ] than ordillarlly. A horse hoonglllg ] to a Saunders coullty fa.rmor . named Geerlng foil ever a. burf ] forl ) : feet high nnd had Its back hroken. The horse was olle or a team which was IlIIlIIng a wngon In a corn fielll. The other nnlmnl fell ever the blutr with It , hut was not hurt. E. H. Smith , 11. railroad man wo ] ] known In Omnhn nnd Llncon ] a.nd . who WIIS COl' many yenrs pnssenger conduc. tor on the Union Pacific , has brought a suit In the Illst rlct cOllrt at Colum. bus nnd nsls damages In the sum of ; 20,000 for fnlse nrresl alld detention. 1\Irs. Johll Lewis , one of Kearney county's old settlers , In some wny nc. cldontally caused a lamp to eXlllode , setting llro to hel' clothln , nnd hefore assistance coud ] I'onch her she was burned to death. Her husDand , who recently had a. strolo of I1nral'sls , was unable to help her. A citizen of Dnncl'Oft who hils the welfare of the Indian at hellrt has so. cured n building on 1'Inln street and Is preparing to open a comfortnble rest nnd waiting room for Indian women and children , That such II room Is nl. mosl a nocosslty , especlnlly during the winter senson , Is obvious. nO1"l'el1 Warren of Plattsmouth , who returned from Clnremont , I. T" wns nboard lhe lII.fated 'Frisco trnln which wns wl'ecl < od a few da's ngo nenr Fort Scott. Kan. , In which ton Ileol > lo wore lellled and thlrty.two In. jured. The car In which ho wns ridIng - Ing foil in a hoall nhead of the engine , but he wns fortunnto In oscaplng with only n few bruises. Arter an hwestlgatlon lastlll ! ; se. . . . eral 11I1)'S tile nUlhorities have rome to lhe conclusloll that .John Ne'lson , the mall found dead III tllo woods along the Platlo I'IVOI' In ' ' . Sal'lY , ( 'ount , had commlttell slllclle. ] III' was found lInll/ln / [ ; to a Ihnh ot a tree hr his IIpC ] ; with his f.t ) UpOIl the ground , a gnsh had been eut III his thr at ex. tOlldlng from eUl' to eal' and almost sO\(1I'lng his IWlld , malting- horrlblo WOlUII ! . 'rho .fycllI'.olel . ] aughtel' or Charles Goslin , IIvln fOllrtl'en .mlles 1I00.th'ast of Aillsworth. Is 1 'IIIgat the point of denth from lllalng with 1\el'Osello near a. . HIO\\ ' . 'I'ho state h'adquarters or the Np. hraslm Womall' ! ! Surfl'l1go socot ( ) . w\l1 \ ho romovcll fWIll Omaha lo 'l'ocum8eh , 1'01' till' com iug year. at Il'ast. 'l'h IH acllon hns heen dechlpcl IIpon by tl1u oxecullvo commlttce. Helnllves of GCOI'ge YaBcalda , a ' farm hand formorl ' ' 'oung omlllo 'ed nt the ranch ofIarlt ; \1. Cond , east c I"rolllonlo rt'flol't that ho haR IlCen missing for IIcal'l" lilx month ! ; , and from certain ch'lImRlalll'e3 cOllnorted with his , IIRal > IIC'anllwe they al'O fear. ful that ho hns heen mmdercd. Prof. nurllelt of the sll\lo unlvorslt . farm cmnl' to Te'umsoh alld in com. pan ; . ' wllh William EI'nRt. sr. . vlsltod the flu'm of La wron'o 1',11I1'llh ) ' , six miles west of 'l'eculllHoh , fOl' the pur. pose of insfl.tlng a 2.'eNlhl sleOl' , . . full hrothor to "Challengol. . the'stl'OI' ihnl tool , the gl'l1nl ] 11I' ! : e at thl' Chi. c'ngo live storlt show n few woelts ale This animal Is Ilel'fpl't olle a"ll no\ wolg-hs ] , UliO POll1l1S. It will 111oly he ( 'omo the 1)J'Ollol't . of tht' stnto farm The little : J.'ear.ohl 5011 of11' : . nnl ! \lrs. I . Blllm of Pint ! smnuth Is deal ] r us n l'esull or ( 'atln too milch ra\ snllor.ra 11 t. FI'I\III ; : Patrlcl. , fnrmerl ) ' of HI\\'l'lInn Is ono of twelvlIIell who have ro ( 'elltl ) ' IncorIIOl'at\l ( what Is l\I1own I\f the Nome Q'J:1I'I'rl1nlng : : comflauy al Nome. A11\31m. The comlJllny OWl\ \ ! twonty.fol\l' \ clalll1l1 on Glllelel' river l alld on their 1)J'ollort ) . Is the fil'st IJllart' , discovered In Iho NOllle > ,11atl'let. ' ] 'll ( or" Is fJ'JIIIl11lnv . aud assll's fl'on $17 to $2,800 I\r tall. nnd n\'l'ale 103 llCl' tOil. - - . - 'IIUMOR or 111 [ MY What Would 8e Left. A school Inspector wns examining a cll1sS In n couutry school , As nn : \rllhmetlc test ho ) Jut the following question to ono of the classes : "l ( I had a. mlnco plo allll shollld g vo I two. firths to John , two.fifths to ILMe , two.two1fths to Harry , and < ; 1hollld tnlco one.hnlf of the pie for m' s H , whnt wOllld lIlero bo 10ft 1" 'rhcre was a profound study r.mm the bo's , but finnlly ono lad held u his hnnd. " \Voll , my boy , spenl ; : up ] end , Sl ' that nll may honl' , " said the Inspector , " ' 1'he plato , " shouted the hOl1eflll young fellow.Penrson'sVeoldy. . Love Is Blind. I Snl-Whnt's thet ? I cnn't get no Ir..an ? Why , Hll'Iorlon jest begged mo t' mnrry him when ho wus over last weel , . SI-Hump ! I nllus did hoar ns how ht'ggars was poor choosors.-Now Yorl. Sun. HIG Faux Pas. They were uttering the tender non. sense that succods the great quos. tlon. " .And , " said the girl , bravey. ] "It rovorly comes , wo will face It lo. ether. " "Ah , dearest , " ho repll l1 , "tho moro sight of YOUl' face would scare the wolf wa ' . " And over since he has wonder l1 wby she returned the ring. ' A Flel for Investigation. "Yes , ollr oldest son Is of a vcry In. quirlng disposlllon. Ho delights In ! nvostlgatlng things and Is nlways ( lig-ging and prying In 111aces where thero's a. chance of upturning something - thing sl1l'prlslng. " "I hnvon't noticed It. " "Haven't you ? 'Veil , ) 'OU just wntch him nl the table and ) 'ou'JI see that ho ] ways calls for mince pie. " Her FrIendly Service. Nt'II-You and Jacl ( Ster1lng seem to : be qulto chummy these days. DeJle- Yes ; , Jack's a good fellow. J-jo's going to marry : \Ia ) ' Simpson in 11. month or so. Nell- Imew lhey were engaged , hut 1 thought she was growing cold. Delle--Oh , sho's warming up now ! 1'vo been giving her the impression ] aloly that \Ynnted him. - - , Somewhat Different. Wilder-Poor out1oo1e , Drowum. ] The dlJctOl' says 'ou'll never live to see M. Drooum-Oh ] , I Imew that tong ago. Wlldor-Why , don't 'ou expect to r'ach two score nnd ten ? Droellm-Oh ] , 1 thought ho meant I'd no\.or lIve to BOO $50. - - - Responsibility Defined. r- . . - - - - - , " \Vhat's the meanln' of responseI' . llil ' , Jimm ) ' ? " "Oh. wol1 , sup1ose ] ns ) 'er had two ' I'ender bullons on 'er ) lants , an' ono cum ol'f , w'y all the responserbllll ) ' 'lit ! bo on the olhel' ! " A Mean Character. Growcll-He's ahout the mean'st ! whlto man I I.'ver met , Howol1-Al all ) ' I'll to , ho's success. ful , Ho has talwn advalltage of his 011Pol'tuIIIUes. , Gl'owell-lIIs OPI101'tulllllol were smal1 , no doubl ; another 11I'oof of his meanness. Reversed. "Tho averilg-o mnn out of work nl. WC.'S declares ho wOllld have heoll al1 right If ho had only had a good show In the last ] 1lace. " "Ulliess ho's nn nctor ; then his CI' ) ' I. . 'if ho hnd ollly hnd n good Iaco ] 11tho last show.Philadelphia Press. The Doctor's Orders. Dedolia-Phnt are ) 'OZ doln' taldn' , the locl off the cupboml : dllre , Pnt ? Ar'l' ? Chl'a2) ' ? Pat-No , dnrllnt : th' c1ochtor toultl ml'J to.da ) ' thol I must quit bolUn' mc ( roll-nnd I'm golll < t t obo ) ' lusthruc. lions ! cRurrrribt. \ There II more : . . ctlon of tblt tTP. thAn all olher dhoRiellJ'U' t ll.tber. and U LI\ \ . . lilt foW' yoarA wu lup\'O''d \ to lie Ipcurabl" , Va' . "relit many Jonn dO11I1JlftmOUDColl IL II 11'1 < < 1 dl. . ea e an'll're crlbcd 1011&1 r&medle. . aod by cODAtAnU.f , folllnp : 10 ' : U'O wnl1 IHIII treatment , Jlrououoced II 1ncurnblo. Scleoco bU I'l'onD catarrb to be a call- .mullonat dleeue at1ll , tb refore requIres coilltltu- . . tlonal . trcRlment. lIall' . , : ; arrb Cure manofacturw by" . , J. Cheooy & : co. , 'Co Odll , Oblo , , . ( he only cona I Itflntlonal euro on tbo ma et. IL t. 'alloo I4ternallr. ' 10 dOleo from 10 drop. to "te"lpoootul. H lIet.e d . recll7 00 Ibe blool1 , al.1 murou. .lIrfacOil ot tbe . Ay8lem , Thor olTer one hUndred dollars tor any cue ' It fan I 10 onl'\\ . Send for tlrouU.r. aud to.tlmollla"l , AMren . ' . J , tENEi' & CO. . 'Io1edo , 0- floW by DrtHUlot.13 : / , UaU' . ' ' l-'amnI1'1Il : : _ Where Bana \ or the $1G3(1 ( 1'1 worlb ot bannnu J which came 'I l New York , clly I within the last , Y'j1rll ! 2,8G2OOO bunchoB ; were from the' . Jtlllsh West Indica. ' 1,152,000 bunchdlfrom Costn Ricn. 877,000 from : . nnd 355 from Cubo. . They pa ) no , duty. ,0 > 1" - . : : - ' . . 1\11'5. 'Vlnsnrll ( Jom\Wllr "yrup. For cl1l1drcn teethIng. JottcD. . thll "urn I. re < lueH Moo tp.Ilm atloll , allay ! P&lr ) cbrea . . .111colic. . o a botUa. I A big hoar ! . ; uiiunUy go os with n birr , body , but a. 'b1g , J oad rnrelY doos. i " ' " f ' Real ouse Now Built. . Glass hous' ; . , f a. vor ) . substantln1 ) < . Itlnd can no built. Silesian glass- \.mal \ < ors a.ro . f \ 'Ing ' out sass ] brlclta ) . 'Jr nil sorts i building purposos. } I ] ( ' \ . . . . A R : c Good hlng. IIAm u' ! > ; ' g AtnEN'S F OT-EASE , and enn truly sJ.1. ; V. .t : . ! 'tJ tJl vo becn wlthou' It so long , hadI ! "i1own t : , , reUef it , , "ould Jive my nchlngf t , I thlnh.1t a rare good thing for anyono' 'fnvlng Bore lfi' tired feet.- Mrs. Matilda U01tvort , Prov ! . lencc : R. Lit Sold by nIl DruJj tB , 2 ! o. S to-uay. - ' . . Greenla dtl ; Thawing o t. 'l'ho Ice III ( teenlnnd Is , m tW ' . moro rapidly tb n it Is formod. Com. : " pn-Isons of Ure ldescrlptlons ot the ' Jo.cobshavon ii'iEJ. ler shows that Ita edge has roa. . l1'd olght""mflC6. . lnco 1850 , nnd It r.a lost twenty to t.hlrty feet In d9Pt : I - No ehro111.'os ( ji' e 1earJ romlums , but a. better , ' quality rnd one.thlrd moro of Dol1an o Starc.h for the sa.mo. . price of other'a1arches. . ; : The worldim pects that II. man Is In love before , e [ lmows It himself. Ono of thW 1urious thlnss o.bout n man who wants-t iorrow non y - - from you today la his enger doler- mlnatlon to repny It tomorrow. A Toxns proa.chor . flays that some newspaper men's only chnnco of getting - ting Into hen..on Is on a. . press ticket. Clonr white clotnef.t ere a sign that the hou8oleoper uses Ited Cross : : Jt l nuc. Largo 2 oz. package , ccntl ! . Oldcst Librarian In England. Delucana. . Lothrop Dlngham , who has had chnrgo of the public library' a.t . 1\1ancbester.Dy-the.Sea for moro than twenty yenrs , has just celebrated - ed his Sh ! ! blrthdny. Ho Is said to bo the oldest librarian In Now Eng- ] and. I do not bcllovo l'lso's Cure for conSUmJltlOI1 hns nn cqunl tor coulhs nDd colds.-JoIIN 11 UOYEll , Trinity Sprln"s , Ind. , Fcb. HI , 11100. It Is easy to Induce a friend to laugh at YOllr jol < os , but he doesn't alwn 's do It In a satisfactory man. nor. Good Things 1.0 Sell. James Stillman , prosldent of the Na. tlonal City banI , of Now York , is n man of few warda , but he mnkes these few count. A famous tip that he Is snld to have given a. . friend two months ngo has lenlced out In Wall stroet. ' 1'ho friend In question wrote lo him , nsln ; : ! , . him for advleo concern. ing lho marlwt. Ho had 500,00 nnd wanted to mal < o It a million. Here ill the reply of Mr. Stmman , written In lead pencil on n sheet of pap or 3x4 : "Polo panics , sleam yachts nnd Newport - port villas are the best short saos In lho world. " After having traveled hundrel1s of mlles to wed Charles 1. ' . Dalemnn , a. railroad 'nrdmustor of Dutto , Monl , ! Edna Armslron1 ; , 2-1 'ears old , organ. 1st of the O'Dr'lInvlllo Methodist church , in a. . Clnclnnntl suburb , hns ro- lurnod to her parents' home. She discovered - covered the true state of her feelings soon after she boarded a train with her admlror , nnd she burst Into tears before the city Hmlls of Cincinnati were passed. Dut she lOlt ) on trnve ] . Ins , though she cried all the wny to Chicago , where she and Dnteman were to wed , Then Delrolt was decided - cided upon ns the scene of tholr wed. ding. "Dut when wo got there , " sarB : \1\ss \ Armslrong , "Charlio was so dls. couraged at the wny I had acled that ho bought mo 0. tlclet ; : nnd sent mq bac1e home. " Mr. Grover'd Case. Froderlltn , la. , Dec , 28.-Mr. A. 8. Grover Is now 74 years of age. I"or the Inst 30 rears he hns sulTered n great dent of slc1mess and , nlthough ho Is a. lompernte man and never used splr. its of nllY hind , his 1ldnoys had troubled - bled him very lIIuch , Ho aald : "I wns told I had Dlubotos and my . s.mptnms correspon ed oxactl ' to those of n 'otlng mnn who died of Din- beles In this neighborhood. My feet and 1Imbs wore bloated qllito a. . little. "I heard of Dodd's K1dnc ' Pills and at last determined to try thorn. I toole In nil ten boxcs b\'foro 1 was well and Ii0W I cnn trulhfl1l1r sny thnt I nm all right. The bloating Is gene from my feet and logs. I have gnlned eight pounds in weight nnd can sleep well at niGht nnd ever ' symplom of m ' lrou. blo Is gono. "It Is Iwmo tlm now slnco I wns ( 'urod nnd I have not the slightest return of nn ) ' s'mptom of the old lroublo , " Perhaps the tlmo will come when the tntelllgonco of the leop10 will mnkolIticB : unlrofitable. ) - - Tn order to be populnr for&ct to 1I1J.7 " good deal.