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itnovor Is tho'ln t dollnr Ulnt weill'S'
u hole In n I11l1n'lI : poclwt , '
A lIttle lonrnlng Is II dnngerous thln
when the tellow who hnlJ lion ! ! hllelH
ngnlnst it.
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\ , An IDIl"lIhmnn , ! recollth' 11nlll $1,000
for n hen , l'l1cy II1l1l1t hnve 11 1II(111t
, , ' truot ever there , too.
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Loole out , Mr. JlpllnJ ; . A 1Itt10 11101'0
tnlle oC that lelnd alJont YOllr wife' " rei.
nth'os will rouse Mrs. K ,
A womnn neellnot Cunr thn t her hilS'
, bnllll 18 drlttlng awny as 10nK nH Hhe
clln get him to lJuttoll bel' waist dowII
the bl1clc.
- An Infant shot Its 1I10thel' whll ! ! It
" wus pluylng wIth the trlg er ot n 1'1110.
Another argument III fllvor of tlw 0111
Un rattler ,
, ; \lanlcllld Is nddlng to III1 ! 111'011 II e.
tlolIS of the wor1l1 oll'h yplII' , hill the
nllmOer of thhl H to ho sworll off 1'0'
II1l1lns nbout the 8111ne.
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It Is claimed lJ ' a Ht. 1.01liH Inll '
that she ImowH OO WOIIIOII III I hlt \ clt .
who glllllble. She ought to 1"'lmle aWII ; ) '
. . and try to get 11110 II moml "HoI. "
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Wo all die 1ll1rd-Homo h:11'I1er : thull
others. lIut the CUllerllls go l'l ht
. . . ulong. Ko posillollolllent Oil IICCOUllt
ot the weuther , polltlcnl or olhel'wlsl' .
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Wo hllvo fOl'goUen for Ihe 1II0mont
just who It wus thnt wllrlloll us to
UYoll1 entllllgllllg u1l11111ceH" hilt we
" hl1.\'o 110 dOllht Ihut 11l'e l'lIt tullt at
.1 Wushlllgtoll mnlwlI him IIIwa ' In hlH
" gl'n ve ,
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Oenernl MlleH denies that he lolt ! the
, 1\ ' DowlIger Emllross oC Chinn Hho waH 11
1II01101 or vlrhw. lIe Is stili ! : Iilollt COli-
t : , ' .cerulllg the thlllgll the dowugel' suld
; - ' to 111m ,
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J. rlel'lI01l1 Morgnn snys his 11ebls
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fllr exceed the \'ulue of his cllntt ls. '
'l'hero Is no hl1l1lelllate llecesslt ; ) ' , 1I0w-
" 'O\'el' ' , for getting up u lJoIWIlt In Ir.
, [ orglll1's behnlt. ,
\ , , 'l'he New Yorlt Sun Is tr 'llIg to 1I0at
a cOlll1'O\'ers ' o\'er the II110s : "Puncll ,
brothel's , punch , 11ulleb wltb cn'e ) ,
puncb In the pres en co ot the l ) ssen-
' . jah'e. " An 'thlng for 11 llltlo 1l1ernry
exeltemont.
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" 'hnt Is mlln ? 1\un Umt Is bom
ot woman Is BlIlnll cnbbnges nlld few
, n In 11 vatcb. In Infl111ey be Is full of
colic , l > nregorlc nl1l1 , cntnlp ten , nnll
.In old age bo Is Cull ot cuss words llU
rheumnUsm ,
, . Tbo ordln ry everydllY coole , 'who
neyor burns the beefstenle anll who
: 01"aY8 has the menlll really on Ume ,
. , , doser\'os as mnny medlils ns the one
'who CIUl jUg'gle nsplc jell ' nn cnller
j . snuco lJeol'e U coolcJn : clnss ,
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'ruly It Is hnr for 11. conscientious
dominie wlwn n II1'esllmabl ; ) ' Immorul
pIny strikes town , It ho Ignores It-
the wisest course-he sUll 11nds him.
8elt IIl1rtlcells crlmlnlsi If bo denounces -
nounces It he gives It the jolliest kinder
or ud\'N'Uslng.
At n LOlldon nuctlon the olher dn ; ) ' aleck
lock ot hl1lr trom tbo head ot the Dulce
at Wellington was sol tor $ : ! O. l.et
the beroel go on , There Is sUll some
lenUment In Ule world , and coal Isn't
worth more than Its wolgM In uny-
I thing else utter all ,
All Interesting . lllustm tlou ot the x-
[ 1a uslon at tbo field ot AmerIcan finnll'
: clnl Im'estment Is nfrorded by tbo report -
port ot n largo llto.lnsurance compnny
thnt 1Is ussets Include securIties oC the
jCO\'l'rllments ot the , Argentine Repub ,
, . . IIc , AIIStl'lll , Bl'Il zll , Ol'ent Brltnln , Bul.
, gllrln , l < 'rance , lIun ary , Swltzol'llInd ,
1'I'usslll , Queellsllll1d , Hussln , Se1'\'ln ,
"o\1th Australln , Sweden , SlIaln , l'\ex- '
I Ice nud Wurttembcr .
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, III respect to IIromotion t'Om the
, 'nuks tbo Ul'IIl ' Is In much better ( 'all-
dltlon thlln the nn " ' . It Is 6ubltlln-
- , tlnll ' correct 10 Bar thnt nur AmerIcan
T' tJollilor ot Int"llIl-olll'o nllli e1\erg ' ean
1'1\1110 bhl1JeU' ! fro III the J'Uula to shell I-
dOl' st1'l\PS \ , but the trentlllent ot the
\IIell by the omcel's III such us to db , .
courage ambitious lIut Belt'rcSllectlll
j'oulIg mell trom C'nt'l'ln thl' Ilrm '
rlth U , "Iew to c11mhlllJ : to the top ,
Signor des Plallches , tbo Hnllan am-
; , ' Imssu'l1qr In Washlngtoll , su 's that 11'
rou loole Intently at 11 ml1'1'ol' 'ou w11I
ho e.lrell ot lIenslclmes9. Ou bls wa ; ) '
ucrOSB tbo ocean be was so sick that
he dId lIot CIlre whether bo IInd 01'
. 1I0t , Illld even doubted that be wns
hhnselt. To reassure hl1llsolt thn t It
wus really he who wns so wretchl'd he
looked In a mirror nllli was Jt1Btllllt1 '
cured , lie ate 11 BubstnllUul brcl1'ist
Illld thell told hlB experlonco to a Ohl.
caJO womnll all deel' , alld bowed her
the mirror. "Whnt a trhht I nm , "
she oxelnlmec1 , "umi my hat Is not 011
stl'Uhhtl Just bold the mirror 11 mlu.
ulo tlll I cnn nrrnngo It. " lieI' senslck-
lIess l11salpenro.\ : quIckly 111' the
nmlJasslld01"S. At uny rate , thllt Is
whnt he told the reporters ,
UOfJd tlmos adll to tbe difficulty ot
lt1lliiilnnn / hllll1lgrl1Uoll restriction bill.
, Ih IIICUIIUre betoro CongrelH : ! coutAln.
. , ! thl' 60cullell ellucntlonnl test , all
, .11 liS n colllficnUolI ot the exl8Ung
'JolIet UII objectloll ot whIch little
, hCIH'd six : yeal's n o wben a IIlml.
I'I/po ulVnB ullder cOlIslderaUon ,
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, hllHllII'oI1'I ' III tl'l'l'Mt Ii , Mnlll thllt Inhor WII
HO MI'IIl"l'l ! thllt tile.fl'lIrl'll . the effects
lof n CurllllllllllIt ! of the 8tJ'Cllm of 1m.
III 1II'n ; II 011. Hlmll tOl' glltillB of West
1 \'h' 11I11I tl.IIH of the I'xtrnordlllnr\ '
WilJCH wlliell llnllllwl 1I0W cOllllllllnd III
I thllt tlltl' , III rnllroad hlllltllllgi the
fnrlllprH of thl ! ( Ir'l'lIHHllIPI ! , 'alley hn\'o
cOIIIlllIllIl'd 1II1wll tllIl'lrl Ihc InHt Al'II-
ROil of Ihl'lr hlllhlllt.10 . get fHlllllhle
111'11' ' , 10'1'0111 1II1111 ' IJllnrll'rs this Is the
rl'l'o\\ ' \ \ . III "Illtn of 1111' n hllosl IIInJlcal
' ' ' otlIlI'rll'nll IIInchhIlH' '
tlC\'Jol"IIf'nl ' ; ) ,
I IIIC'rC' RIIII rl'IIII1I1IH 1'II'"t ' ' of dowllrlght
hnrll WfJI'Jt. whll'h no lIIechlllllcnl COil'
trl\'llll(11' hll ! > ! e\'l'l' rl'lIl'vctl. gvell III
1111' Olll'l'lIlOIl ! of r.'IlIrOIIlIH , which 18
t 'IIIt'nl O ( InhOl"HI1\'III lIIethodH , tllo
11I'1'I'HIII'e of I'XJlnlllllll Hl'fi1U IInH by Ill , }
1III'II11H IIftl'tIlIlI the wl'lght from weary
11111111111 nlIIIICIlH. A Al'Iolltillc jourllnl
rl'cl'"tI ' vll'lllr(1 ( NIl'h ( 'lnflFI of rllllroatI
ellllllo.\'OH liS 0110 mnll , hIs slzo " 1I1'rlllg
IIceol'llIlIg to Ih II IIJII bel' of II'rsonH III
the ( Jlllted SllIte ! ! III thllt ( { roup , ' .rho
mil II who Hloot ! fOl' t II ! ! gCllernl OmlCl./t : /
\\'lIs II tlwnrf. rl'IH'NIl'lItllIg ewer \hnll
live thollslIlIl1. 'rho telegrnllher WIIS
11I01'0 ' thllll Il\'e ulIlI14 ! liS Inr e. 1'ho
CIIH'k WIIA 1I1111Inl'LI'I' ; , 111111 so 011 through
COlllluclol'14 111111 hi'll IWIIIl'II , stntloll
nll'lIls 111111 mn'hllll14Is , But the Jlnllt
of nil WIIS lho "t1'/lClelllllll / IIntllnhorCl' , "
fUl' 111' rl'l'I'Rl'1I1l't ) ! IIOIII'I ' fOUl' hullth'etI
111111 Hlxl ' tl o U 1111 1111 , 01' two.llCth ot
, Who will do the hllnl worle of the
flltlll'o .111 lhhl 11111I1 of UIII\'l'l'Snl I'tIu-
ClltlOII ? 'I'he ehlhlrell of tllo 1lIIIIIIgl'llut
HOOl ) cOlllpcle for the IIlghl'st IIlnces III
the cOlllltr ' . ) IUHt thcre Ihl'lI lJe a
cOlIslllllt Ht1'l'1I1II of IIl'W IUlInlgl'lIl1ts ?
' 1'II1s Is nn Intcre lhlg quostlon , Douht-
10SH IIInchhllJI' ' will do 1II0re thnll It
IIOW does 10 I'elleve 1110 sll'lllll ot the
hOIl\'ll'lt toll , hut lIIueh CIIII ho accom.
IllIshed b ' II rellter I'lIIpllllHls on tile
alii Alllel'lcall Iloch'IIIO of the true dlgJ
lilt ; ) ' of nil Inhor.
III New YOI'I. the olher dll ' Presldellt
1 II\1I1CO of BrowlI UIII\'e'slty ! llrlllfcd
Ihe vlrtups ot 11Isnt\'nlllllges ! , IInd de-
phll'oll the SlleceSS a1ll1 fllllle IInd fortune -
tune thllt clime 100 l'I1Hlly to S0ll10
'ouII1 : men , 110 cnlled attelltloll to
lhls fnct : Lnst Hummer , whCII : . ! , O < <
rocI'ults were wnllted fOl' the IIn'y , the
I'ecrultlng omcel's were hlstrllctt' ( } to
go to the cOlll\tr ' Ilrst , becnl1se thd
llO ' 8 there leul'll to do things hy hn\ '
'lug to do thelll , Is there nll 'thln h
the hUllInn line mOl'o unilrollllslllg thun
the l'lcll mnll'8 SOl' wllo hnH a fnthol ;
so Ilel'pl ; ) ' hlllllOI'S n bllshless thnl1
he forJots lie hns children , utHln moth-
01' wllo sn's ; " 'e8" when she sbollltl
sny "no , " becnuse It Is cnsler ? You
: : Iln Ilnll those worthles8 'oung mon b ' I I
the SCOI'O In cities , ' .rhe ; ) ' cnn sucle'
clgllrettes and dlsc\HIS women IInd
hnunt dool's hefol'o
stngo they pnss
the lI1anldng IIge. I f thrown upon
their own resources , 1lI0st at tbem
would be hopeless aUlI helllless. ' .rbey
bn vo not hnl1 enough al1\'erslty , In '
t t1) counh' ; ) ' It Is different. ' .rhere , let's
bo thnnleCul , the worler Is honorel1anll
the shlrl\er desllsed. Byen the Inzy
rich are \'lowel1 with suspicion. 'rho
bo ; ) ' 'hn\'e to wort Most of thpm hn\'e
to ellrn a living as soon as they snfoly
cnn , ' .rhe ' do without mnn ' things
thnt tlle ' cllllnot nfford to hu ' , nnd use
theIr hraills Instelld. On the fllrm you
can find the healthy , tnnnod , blg'lIIus-
cled Ind , who Is n bit oC a carll enter ,
ImOWR somcthlng Illlout mechnnlcs 1lI1I
enghleel'lnl ; In 11 cl'lllie lJut pl'llctlcnl
"W1I 'j CUll plow , dig , I'enp , doe tor slcle
Illllmnls , IlwlllI n hurncss 01' breale a
colt. 'hc II veruJe fnrmer bo ' Is nil nil-
1I1'0111l11 Illd. lIe refllICcls nil women ,
III IIn nrdent , If bllShtul , lo\'er , allli
mllkes 11 gool1 husbund Iln,1 , citizen ,
Whcn he cOllies to the cUy , It 'ou
fltlllly his clothes and see him gazing ,
nt the tops of tnll bulltllnJs , ; ) 'OU seb
him down as greon. ' .rhe chllnces nr.1
tbnt his lIend contulns more pl'llctlcal
Imowlelhe , the Idnd thnt can bo ct.
chllnged for food Ilml otber mntorlal
thIngs tbun CUll bo founl1 In the bl'alns
ot those who woull1 sneer at bls nwl , .
wnl'llness 'nllll Inugh nt his speech. I
Is no wonder thnt tile ove1'nment goeli
to the flll'ms when It wants titout
hearts allli bodies nll nllnrounl1 mon ,
for the fllrmers mal10 this gront nntlon
posslhle , allli nro to.dll ' , ns In the be.
ginning , the hOle ) at tbo IlInl1 ,
80111" Ctllli'IIHlolI 01' 'l'houht. :
gx-Presltltmt Cle\"elaudls an olllnl" ,
Ol'OIlR lIUWSPlIlll'I' reader , 'l'hough a
IHlL'crlhcl' to 11I111pallors \ ; it Is snld
thllt ho Is alwn 's glntt to see ono more ,
Ono oC hls'lIl'lghhol's , n melllhel' or the
Pl'lnceton I'nclllt . . Inlws 11 cUl'tnl1l Chicago -
cage 1IIIIlr , which : \It. , Cle\'el/lllli / dOIs
not tmlJscl'lhe fOl' , nnd IlIlt Juno nt
Iho tllllo oC the IInnulll oxolll1S till ; ;
11l'1z.lIhor HIIgge ted thnt ns ho , the 111'0'
l'e8slI1' , WIIS to tm vel 1111 Slllll III < ' 1' , his
Chlcllgo dllll ' might ho l:1ent : durlllg
the summer to Grar GallloR , Mr , Clo\'c-
111 III I IICCl'IH < 'I1 the o IreI' . When UW )
met ngnlll In the fnll lhe profess01' IIsl : i
cd him how ho hnd enjo\'cll ; the 111l1lel' ,
"I dldll't see nil ; ) ' or thcm ulltll 'es-
terdny , " snitlfr. : . CIC'velllnd. !
"Until 'l'Sterlln7" ; Inl1ulrel1 the pro-
fcssor.
"Ycs , I got them all In a largo bunch
; ) 'esternll ' . "
"WhlltVns tbe trollb1e ? Hud they
sent thl'm to the wrong addl'css'/ / "
"l'ol'y ono oC thom , " Bald the ex-
Presldellt , with nn Interesting twll\l.lo
In his e 'e , accol'lUllg to the Sntlll'dllY
B\'eiling Post , "wns addressed to " 'rho
HOllol'llblo Orovel' Clo\'oh\llll , Ora ' Ga.
blcs , 0 ' 8ter TIn ; ) ' , I. . 1.1 "
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"Your bo ) ' , " snltl the college presl.
dent , 'Ihas bl'C1I'cry wild , the worst
, boy III hIs cluss III tact. "
"Illdeedl" exclaImed the rather , "and
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, ,111 you wlthdl'lw ! his < 1lplomn on that
aecouut i"
"Oh , nol but It rl'nll ; ) ' should be a
blllck sbeepskln.-PhUndelphla 17c6s.
Tbe moro mall Is wrapvcd 113
lmselt tbo collIer hc Is ,
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IIlow , IIllIw , "holl " 'Illter 'VIr,1.
Blow , hlllw. Iholl will 1(11' whlllj
'l'holl IIrt 1I0t HO 11111111I1 ,
AM IIIUII'M III-rlllll1l1le ! : :
'I'hy tool h III lIot 'HI ' IWCII ,
JleclIlIl4e tholl 111'1 lIot 'WIll ,
. \ltllOlI h Ih ) ' III'l'lIth he rllde.
lIelsh : hot Hhl hl'l h 1101 IIl1to the grcl'n
hell ) ' :
( est frlt'll 11 lilt 1)1 ) III fl'lglIllI , mOllt lovlll
11I1'1'1' ' foil ) ' ,
'l'hl'lI hl'l/h / 110. 1111' holly I
'l'hlll life III 1II0st JolI ) ' .
1'I'I'I'7.C , fn'c7.l' . 111011 hlltlr ! sk ) ' ,
'I'hllt tllI'lI not hitI' 1010 III-h ! :
All IIl'lIelllll forgot :
' 1 holl/h Iholl IIIe wlIIl'rs wnrp , .
'l'h ) ' HIIIIIs 1101 " 0 IIhlll'l [
All frll'llllH rell1plI1l1l'rell 1I0t.
1It'I/h llO ! HIII 11I'IIh 110 I IIh to tJlC green
holly :
: \Ioilt fl'lcllIl4II ! ! ! ) IH feiglllll' ' : , mOllt lovill
1I1I''e foil ) ' .
'l'hl'II III'hh ho , lho hull ) ' !
'l'hlll IIfo ( II IIwfoIi jollr.
-\\11I111111 HIIllkHlPIII'I ) ! ,
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LI tile cll'o\l14 \ of Wlllt'r ,
I.lttle:1111" : of 11111111 , .
III ] ' " Ihe mighty tlCUII !
A 11I1 the Ill'lIlIleou ! ! 1111111.
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A 1111 Ihe Ii It Ie 11101111'11 ts ,
1l1ll1l1lie though tlll'Y he ,
flll1' tIll' IIIlghty IIge ! !
Of ell''IIil ) ' ,
Lltlle Ilel'clF ! of I. llll11I'SS ,
Little worlill of 10\1' ,
: \ [ II lie UIII' elll.th 1111 I. dell
1II'e the hOI1\'ell ulHJve.
So 0111' lilliI' errorll
Leod Ihe HOIII lIttrllY ,
I rolH the \lath \ of virtue
11110 sill 10 Htrll ) ' .
Little ! ! eedH of merc ' ,
Sown h ' u l'ful honds ,
Grow to hll'lIlI thc nlltiolls
[ , 'nr III honthen Inlldll ,
lIcctIe ! \Ioonllht Alone ,
[ cet lIIe h ) ' moonllht ! IIlolle ,
Anti then I will tell yon n tnle
Must hI' lold h ) ' the m enl ! : t nlolle ,
In the ro\'e nt thl' elltl or the \'lIle.
You IIIIISt Ilromlw ! 10 COllie , for 1 slIit !
1 , w01I11I IIhow the nllht lIowel'6 their
C } ueell-
Nil ) ' , tllrn not nwo ' th ' sweet hel.\d ,
'Till the 10velloHt ever WIIS lIeen.
Old 1II0et lIIe ' 1II011l111 ht nlone ,
[ ect lilt ! h ) ' moonlllht nlone.
Dn 'Ii ht 11I11) ' tlo for the II ) ' ,
'l'he thouhtless ! , the heurtless , the
free , '
But therc'F ! IWlllethlnH n ollt the 1II00n's I
1'11)11
That iB sweele ) ' to 'on IIn to lIIe.
renwmhe ) ' . he snre to he Ihere ,
1 < ' 01' thOlllh llel\l'lr n muonllght 1 prize ,
I cnrc n t for 1111 III the : oi r ,
If I wllnt the sweet II/ht / In your I''CS ,
SO meet me h ) ' moonl ! ; ht nlone ,
Moet 1110 hy lIIoolIlIlht nlone.
A WOMAN AND HER MONEY.
Incldentl ! of Attcllllit to 1'11Fivc ; Cents
Cllr Furc with u $ ; : ) Bill ,
A WOIIIIIII bOlll'dod 1111 uplowlI Third
slll'fnco ' Ihl olhol' tin '
IIYOIIUe CIII' ! ; ) .
tellllel'od the cOIl11l\'lol' II IIvedollllr
h1ll nllli I'ecel\'pd III l'h1l1l1W fO\1l' silver
l1olllll'fI 111111 a hllndful of lIInll ellllllc. !
SlIe looltell lit tIw silver. thell Cllst a
I'elll'ollcllful llIlIce at the con llclol' ,
who WIIS IIIl1klng hili WHtownl'll ; the
door.
Arlcl' hllndlln Iho lIIone\ ; ' for sOllie
tll11e ItIll l'I" IIlId glvillg' eXlll'esslon 10
hOl' vlewt : ! Oil the Iucoll'llliellce of sll.
yel' , she IIlI'Ul'l1 lIl'ollJld to tllo IIasseu.
el' Hltllll Ill'xt to hel'-a wclIdrossed
IIIlIn. I'enlllllg' u IwwHlInpcr-llIlll said :
"Woulll 'ou mlull Idndl ' givIng lI1e
bllls for these sllU ) . dollars ? "
"Not at nIl , 11111111111I , " replied the
mnu , tllidug' a roll or bills' from his
popket Hnll 11I1I1I1Ing' lieI' fout' sluJle
\1011111' \ IIl11s. which she folded up nlld
put nWII ' In hN' poclwlhool" She was
8tl11 jlugllu the slllull chnug-e In lIel'
hlllld , nntl tlw conductor llC1sscd she
IIslccd :
"Colllluelor. will 'ou let l11e hn\'e a
dollar hili 1'01' Ihll ! cllange ? "
"Cel'tlllllh' , " tlalll Ihl' cOlllluclor , tak-
IlIg II 1 > 111 fl'OIll hlH poclct IInll hllndlug
It 10 hel' . In rottll'n for which she hllutl.
ell him Ihe III1\l't ' .lh'l' cOllIs ,
"Bl' 11111'11011 , hut tliN'e's 01l1 ' l lncl ' .
IIYe c nttl hel'e , " hc IlIltl : ; , liS ho counlcll
oyer Illl' l'l 1111I g'e.
"Yl'-1 : , 'Oll Imow I aYI' 'Oll lIye cellts
I'fol'e. ) " Will' her l'ejohlllcl' .
" 'I'hnt's all right , bllt I lIeell live
COllt ! ! UIO10 \ mnlclp'lhe ' dolllll' , " Ill'
& 16111 thc ( 'onlll1etOI' ,
"noll't 'ou . .Cl. . . . llerslstl'II I he wom-
nil. "Iho 1III1l'I ' .lIyc l'l'lIts lIud the IIvo
I 10:11 VI ! ; ) ' 011 hl'fm'l' 111111\0 ono della 1' : "
" ' .1' hll t nlelwl 'Oll IIVO JIle WIIS tor
) ' 011I' fal' ( ' , 111\l111111 : \ , " slIlIl the contlllctOI' .
"Yl'H , 11I111 Ihllt with whnt I'\'e Ivoll
; ) 'OU 1I0W IIInlw 1111 till ! dollar , " IlIslstcII
the womau.
gl11\1t \ 'III Ihl' ( 'III\lI e III hl'I' IHI ) Illlll
plcllnJ , : 1111 hiI' 11011111' , " Ihe l'ontlllctor
went fOl'\\'III'll 10 l'olleet olhel' fares ,
'l'ltl'nlllg 10 tilt ! ohllg'llIg' IHtflBellgCl' next
to hel' n nln , I'ho nld :
"I llou't IIlw to trouble 'Oll too
lI1uch , bill could 'Oll gl\'e JIle ono dol.
lar fot' tlliM ohau I ! ? "
"With Illensltl'I' , 111111111111 , " ho I:1n1l1. : ns
ho lay tlOWIl his IlIIlwr 111111 toole 'Ollt
his roll of bills fOl' the sccoud time.
He wns w01l I1wal'e of Ihe fllct Ihnl
he WIIS u ulckol ShOI.t , ns wel'c the
othel' IJ:1SSengCl's : , who hall been wntch.
Ing the IIroceedlngs with u good Ill'al
ot Interest nUll IlIl1llSelUen ! , Aflol' the
bill 111111 hccn nellll ) ' folded upllnd lJUt
nWIl ; ) ' In the wOllllln's Iloclwtboole IlIHl
he bad resumed l'clullng' hili IIllIIOI' , It
looled for n Cow mOlllent ! ! llti It the
Incldellt had como to u cloRoi but such
was not tbo case. Suddenly turnlnc
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roulln to the mnn ngnln. the woml\n
hrolw Ollt with :
"Oil , I OWC 'OIl l1\'e ccntR. "
" ' 1'lIl1t'lI 1111 I'I ht , JIllltlnm , " rapllell
tile mlln , looldll 1111 fl'om hl8 pnper ,
" : -\0 , hilt I mllt ! plI ; ) ' 'Oll , '
" ! t'll 110 fHlme olhot. tllllo , " lie flnld ,
ovltl'nt1 ' tlrl'll of golll throll 1I the
III'O'l'S ! ! of IlIl1ltlllg' chlln e.
'Oil , no , I'll IUlY ; ) 'OU 1I0W , " Ahe III-
RIII'II. ! tnlllI Ollt 11m' IHlolwthoole IlIIII
10ol.llI 1111 tllroll h It for 11 nlclw1. " 1
IIl1von't l1\'e cents In Chllllgo , Imt If
; ) ' 011 gl\'l ! llIe till' IIllIet ' .ll\'e cent ! ! I'll
I\'I' ' tile Ilollnl' "
\ ' ( )1I .
, \ ( tlillt 1lI01ll0llt the num notlccd that
the CHI' h:1I1 : stoJlllCd lit hlH cornel' nlld
lie 1II111 } ( ' n nlt h fOl' the door , hI ! ! bl'llin
III II whll'l 111111 h 'lng to mnl\O out
wlwthel' It Wllf ! he or the WOlllnll that
wns el'IIZ ' , 01' whethl'r the cOlldnclor ,
or nil thl'O ( ' , WN't ! ) ll'ospl'cth'e pntlenls
fOI' a 1111111110 IIH 'IIIIII.--\ew YOI'1e SIIU.
HONEST AND TRUE MONEY ,
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Uncle Hum nClIlH ( Jut The 11Im 11I18 o
HlltlllrH In New YorJe CIty , I
HCIIl'lIth stOllt lilli'S JIII\l'1l1ng n wldo
nl'l'1I011 wlllliow III tlw Unlll'll SillteD I
IlSHl ; ) ' olllee , III ' \1111 ! ! t1'l'l.tew Yorl" I
thollSIIIIII ! ! of dollU'H' : wOI.th of little I
golll IH'lcl , ! ! , tile hOIll'8t 111111 h'lW l < lnd ,
IIIIIIH I\'II' ! ' 1111 ' fl'OIll Uncle SIIIII'S coC-
fCI's to tllt ! hlllllhl Ill' jewelel'I ! IInd hllllk.
( , I'S , Alii I all t lnt ( Jnclo Stltll ' ' ) ! !
fol' till' l'xchall e Is J cellts 011 : : ; 100 fOI' .
the 1111I1111 onl'i : ! ,
,
' ] he hili'S Uncle Slim dlslll'nsps are of
two glII'nl slzl'I , I h. . , : : : : ; .000 size 1'01'
bllnltl'l's anti the $ ll O Hlze 1'01 ; jl'well'l's ,
the Rlllllll slzc lJelng nhollt nil Inch 1111I1
a IlulIl.tel' 10llg , tllree.qunl'lel'S wltlc ,
allil IICl'hllllH hllif 1111 Inch 01' loss In ,
thlckuels. Ym'Ortl'lI ' I
! \ tbor 1'1111III to
$ : ! OO 01' I\'II mol'c III'nlllo , 'rholl' slzQ .
adlllllH thelll tn the size of the Jewl'lel"s I
cI'lIelhlos fOl' the hallltcr , lie does , '
not ml'lt Ills glJldj he contents hlmsclf I
wllh shlPlllng It bllcl , ll11d fOl'th aCI'oss
the occan. A rCIIIIIl'lmllle feature of I
the exellll1l o oC Il'glll tellllel' for gold
IUlI'H II ! thllt one cnnnot IIh\'Il 'S et Just I
the nmolllit he wlshos , If a jeweler or
hnlllwl' wishes $10,000 III gold Imlllon
Uncle Slim 1\'Cs hllll as neill' that
alllollllt liS 110 llOSHlbl ' CIIII. It nuy be
! ) , IjiiO ( or $10,000:10 : , hocn use the bn rs
vnl' ' III size 11I111'el ht.lnl1 / l'l'lletlcal-
Iy nIl of tllem hnve odd cenls In theh'
vnluo. ' } 'wo bnrs the cllslllol' hnndedout
.
one dn ; ) ' I'ecentl ' WOl'e stlllllpcd $531,70
iUIII $1 a,10 ,
[ n hu 'lnJ ; gold bill'S the purchaser
first tells the cllshlel' at the IIBSII ' office -
fice how much lie wishes. ' .rhe cllsblc ! ! .
comes IlS nellr thIs IImount as he cnn
with the lilli'S on hlllld , nlld t11ell the .
Illtrchnfcr Ol'S next dool' to the .fiub. .
IrpnRIII' ' , whl'l'e ho ! 1ell sts ! his legnl
tmlllr.r , ohl cel'Wlelltes , grcenbncls 01'
golll colli for the nmo.lIlt deslguatcd h '
till ! nssn ' olnco cashlcr ns the nenl'est
to the desh'l'd nmoullt. receh'llI there-
Cor n cl'rtilicate which , Ullon IH'escllta.
tlon nt the nllsa ; ) ' olllce , IlIsm'es the de. I
Ilvel' ' oC the 11m' ! > , Bllt lIefore the ' may
be talen a wnr the rccllllent must sign
fOl' them In the rel151er. which lies open I
henellth tile burs ot the wldo arclled
wlllllow.
GOING THE ENTIRE LIMIT ,
llnHgflchnett'Jlunker Glvel ! Chum' i
1lofl Hnllll,1e oj' Ynnkee Thrift. i
' 1'he IlI'ovel'hllll Ynlll.l'e Ihrl1't showS
1111 big' III II stOl' ' 1I0W gooill/ / ; tile rOlllld
rOllllnlsl'ollt of II " 'esterll [ nssachu. '
st'lls hlllllel' who Illl'd Ilmlllg the pllsl
rellr. lie hello\'cll III the III II xlIII , "A
llJnll ' I'll"etl Is II pellll ' earlled , " with
n VI'II l'lInce. IIls cIeris wel'O dell led
thl' IIlXlll' ' of pnds of Impel' alld Werl !
1''fJllh'l'tl to Ilglll' 011 the hllols of 0111
ollnloloS ) thllt hlll1 hcoll l'lIrl'fllll ' pl'e.
pllrod h ' the 0111ce bo ' III his lelsmo
1II1111ll'lIls , ' 1'he halllwr hnd a sou.IIIlaw
who hlllltlell wlsel ' h ' IlIvltlng hl
fllther-III.III w to " 11ll1l1 n few woelS
with hllll nt the sOllshore. The close ,
URtlll lllllllwt' dcchled to IInloose11 to
the cxleut of hll\'llIg tile dllll ' lIewspn ,
pel'S that th hUIII. hlld slllJscrlhcd fo
sellt to 11111I urtel' the qllolatous ! 111111
heell IIIHllected , lie left expllclt Instruc ,
tlonR I hll t the IHh'l'l'tlsln Ilnges w rQ
to be Cllt Ollt lIutl the ellgcs tl'llllmetl
so as to 811'e llOstuge , ;
'l'he 111I 1101'S. whll'lI were l'ut evor. \ '
othm' 11a ' , Wlre ! tOil hl'lI\'r fOI' Ihe l.cell
11l11lt , thohgh cOlIshl 'rlllll ' IlIslde th
wflght 1\lIo\\'lIhle f01' ccnts , It wu
a lIIlIllel' of fllcetlolls COlUlIIellt In Iho
halll , that the "old lIIau"'us 1I0t ot ,
llll full \ 'allfOl' \ hit : ! 2cl'lIt eXlwlIlll ,
1111'1' fOl' postngc , The 1IIIII'gill III : " " I
of UIll'le Slim , ho\\'e\'l'I' , t llllllllshel
IIPIII'l'C'llhl ! ' 'ufler Ihl ! thh,1 Inslulhl1enl
of ! l1I'I'lIt\ll' ( ' IIl1d bee II fOI'wlIl'lled. tl"
clIshlcr recel\'lng a po lul carll tllll }
here the following request : I
" lallllUpl"'S III sill/Ie / W1'll111lel''C'I' )
four IIII 'II , Hllll tiler will I'cllllh'e bllt : /
ceuls lwslng'l--\ew YOI'I. COlUlllel' I
clnl.
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'l'h" UliUOlIlHtCII Con rlUl ,
COli ) fnll- \ \ ' 11hllw ; \ do 'Oll do ,
COllsln lIelll' " / It. ! ! IW ll 'oars nllli
'I'III'8 shlce I RIIW 'Oll-
Ilas COI'l1Shl'C'lltlOl'-UH' / bell. I
IIl1Vl'r sel'lI 'ou IIt"OI'C 111 III' lll'l' ,
\fllll-ll11llosslhlo : ! I cOllll1u't be
mlHln I.en , 'l'hen 'om' 1111 lIIe Is---
. ' ' ' ' '
SIIIIH COl'nRhl'l'lltlel'-YII'II , SOlllethhr
1I1w Ihllt , 1 lI'pole ,
Con llIn ( HCl'lItltl l1lfcal-\\'ell ! ) ,
hOill'stI . , 110dOIl't I 1001 , fll1l111111r t
'ou ? I
Hillis C01'IIRhl'elhler-Lool , fU1II11I1Il'11
UI'ellt hnn'spllcel Loole fllmlllnr ! Yq
110u't enl ' look It , Yo talk It , 'e IICt Itl
IIn' , t' tt'll th' trllth , 'ew uctlall ' nl' I
fmIlI1IH'-mO'3t : dlll'l1 fnllllllur , Good
. .InBnltlmol'eIIII'I'UII ; ,
' ' ' ' 1'\ \
1'11 81H'O 1'IIln. .
" 1'11I looldng fOl' m ' slll1pel's , tiear. u
th l'e 1I11 ' 11111111' where 'ou're sure 'ou
1111111't ) lilt tlll'III ? "
Sho-WII.nt 110 'ou melln ?
no-I wnllt to look there tor thellJ
1h't ' Press.
> t.-Phlhllll'lllhln
I
Salll of Ilcurly over ' coole In town :
"M ) ' , Imt she lIIul.es t o butter 011" ;
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POISON OF SNAKES ,
Tha Appnruhl8 of Darenlc U"ed II ,
Serllent" ,
, 7 here exIst JlUII11'ous degrccs In the
( w.fcellon of the ( lolson nllllnrntus ot
ICI'POllts ; , certnln species hn vlng nt-
lnchel1 to tllol111Il'1' jn wbone two or
IIIl1re 10llg tceth or hollow fnngs , pro-
\'Itl"d with a I1rolller ) from which the
vCllom 110W8. 1'hese teelh nre 1h'mly
fixed to the fmbjneent hone , nnd nre
hnIllQ\'nhle. 'l'Ill' opllldll1l1s which nro
pl'u\'lde with the best 1I0lson nllPul' .
nltls nre the solcnoglnlhes , theIr "ery
I lIol.t tlpJer ) IIHIXllllll'los helng mov-
n hlo nnll eneh IIl'o\'lded wII1 n 1I0lson
fang ) lleecd with n celltrnl cnllal antI
1I0t with n shllllie dropper , tbls canal
l'ollllllulllcntlllg with a ) lolson glll1u10n
I'l\ch side.
'l'hose polsoll fnngs , movable or 1m.
mumhle , with n droer ) ) or with 11
l'lmtl'lll callal , ure distinguIshed trom
others b ' tllel1' grenter lcnglb and by
tllelr needle.1Ilc points. l'be callal Is
illerced hy two openlngsi n clrculnr
I ono Is found nenr tbe root of tbe teeth ,
I which permits the \'Unom to enter
I from the venom glands durlllg the
lime the mouth Is oponed. The lower
IIllcnlng Is sltuntcd nt the 110lnt ot the
looth , allIl serves ns the dlstribulor ot
Ihe polson ,
If one of the teeth Is broltcn the
lIelghborln ! ; teeth SUll1110mcnt It , nnll
ometll11es three I1n's ; nfter tbe ncel-
11ent the new fnug Is comletel ) ' form.
ed , Snnlw charlllers , to prevent this
rellacement ) , not only ren eve tbo
fll11gS , but also the folds of tbo gun
which thc ' repose. The polson
lands nre the snIl\'nry gIn nils , the up-
( ll'r lahlnls , the slIlI\'n ot whIch COli-
the llOlson. ' .rhey nre occnslonnl-
.ly'Cry large and In certnln specIes
Irc\lch the nbdomlnal CIl"ity , but Ol' "
11Inllrl1 ' they tIe not IInss the necle.
At the moment the fangs rIse tbo
sncks arc pressed agaInst the temporal -
poral muscles ! lnd the sccretlon flows
Into the wound.
l'he , "enom Is n lImllld fluid sImilar
to wnter , often colored 'ellow or
green. Its actI\'e IIrlnclples Is an
nzotlzed lUntter wblcb congulates In
nlJsolute alcobol , amI upon beIng dried
resembles a varnish , keeping Its < 1nn-
gcrous 11 ewer fol' years. It Is at the
SUllie tlmo a polson to the blood and
IlOlson \ to the nen'ous system.La
Scle lce III ustrec.
Nnturnllst by Tradl' ,
, The owner of a certain smull farm In
the l\Ildll1nds Is not a bad fellow In
his way. Until recently he pnld lIttle
hced to trespnssel's , so long' , ot course ,
! ls they refraIned from doing wilful
dnmngo to his prollerty , sn 's Tlt.Blts.
Of lutc , however , he has been compnr-
Ing notes with his nelghlJors , with tbe
result that wben , tarly : ! the other mom.
lng , he found a pnrtlcularly suspicious
looking trespusser on bls land ho ball
omcthlng to sn ' ,
" \Vot nro ye 1101n' on my land ? " he
'
begnn.
I "I'm n dolll' 110 harm , " Cllllle the re.
ply. "I ' \01' only looking It I could
nllll a fnw nuts I"
"Oh. nutt1n' thIs time , eh ? " dryly
remarled tbe tarmer. "Ettendlng your
business , I reclwlI ? "
"I 110n't Imow wbnt you means , Mr.
"
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"Oh don't ' ? " ' '
, 'ou IntOl'l'lIpted Farmcr
Ol'l\ke. "Wcll , I'll just explnln mnt-
,
tel's. When Nelgbbor null caught 'ou
I DII his laud 'ou wor mushrooming , an'
I whcn he got bacll : to tbl' bouse 'c
, missed nn owd hen ! 'VlwlI Neighbor
Ua 'llelll . ' bl'l\l11'
nrler
snw .ou 'ou wes \ '
I
, Ies , nn' 'ou left his fllrm nbout the
same tlmo us a couple 0' ducl.sl Now
I l\etches rou you're lIuttln' , an' you'll
lust como alollg 0' me while I take
stoelel"
I Fnrmer Drake missed notblng that
mornillg.
I ' 1'ho J lIIl'cror ' nnlI the 1.lttio Doy.
'l'ho Empcror Fl'Illlcls Joseph was
lem"lng the Churcb of St. Antonius the
I other da ' utter IIttelldlllg the ceremony
, of cOllsecmUon , whel1 u Ind dressed liS
11 lJnlwr's apprentice pushed his wuy
through the crowd , eY de tbe swnrms
I
of detectives IInd 1'Iln rlgbt up to the
emperor's cm'rlnge , which was nlreIHI ; ) '
III lIIotioll. lIe hold up a letter whlcb
he wnllted to lUlIld to tbe emperor , 1I11t !
: 1 1'Il1lcls .10sepb hnd the carrInge stall'
Jll'd to talco the IIIlsslve. It rau as fol.
1111"1 ; : "Deal' ) [ 1' , Emperor : [ . mother
i hns heen very 111 for IJIIIU ; ) ' "ell1'd alld
'
110 hosllltnl will allmlt Ill'bcclluu she
lIs nil tncul'llhl , 1 call earn enough for
'mrbl'lf ' , lJut I el : nnot oal'll ellou h to
go \'o my Hlel. 1II0ther the tllln : ; : ; I > ho
need II. Ile \ ; 'OU , I'II l' Ir. l lI\pel'or \ ,
,
to ol'tIel' tbut 8bo shull lJo admlttell to
some hospltlll. " Two bOUl'S In tor ( snys
lho Ylellllll cOl'l'espon ellt ot the ) [ 01'11'
Ing Lender ) nn IImbu1l111co arrived bo.
rore the Inll's housc nud conYe 'ocl hlu
motber to u chnrltnblo Instltutloll ,
where she can elltI bel' t.lU.s ; 111 peace ,
-IJeslle's Weeldy.
P1'Ietit PorJhrms n MiI'nolo ,
In a smoldllg room of a hotel In
OulJlln , where sat a hue : IIrlest , some
mell wel'e scotllng stulhlly alJoutmll'll' ,
cles. VI ) rose the pI'lest nlld on'C'ell ) to
perform 11 miracle. lIe solzetI the most
lJlatant ot the scoffers , carried him to
the door al1l1 Iclcled him Illto the
streot.
Wlll'n the \\J1hallllY 'outb roturnetI ,
sa 's the New York : \lal1 mill EXre"R ) ,
the Ill'lest nsl\ed :
"All' Ilill ; ) ' 0 lll'eak 'our lJncle ? " I
"I did not , " wna the nnswer ,
"Well , It's a mll'Jlclo yo dltIn't , " nil.
swered the priest.
The l.al'/ott / Inntl OWlIor ,
John S. l111lJy of ) ftman ! , ) [ 0" Is
suld to bo the 1:11 : gest Indlvldunl land
owner III the VIIIled States. IIe owns
Ilbout 180,000 ncres , located In sevl'n
Stll test
Amnteur photographers are wllll ! ! ;
to take D.D1th1DI : except adTIc- .
.
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"IHllllOY ColliN. "
NoUllng , v 111
"Iny you Ull , "
" ' out , "
"llny 'ou
"put you to bcd"
fluleker thnn n
k III n e y c a I d.
'L'houslllllls C eel
the Ilrst l'ffect of - -
( 'olds In till ! kill.7
1H' 'Sj lJncknehc ,
1'lll'ull1ntle IInlns , 111'1-
liar ) ' dllwl'Ill'rs , 1'(1'
Il'lItion or the \11'1110 ,
IlIfroqul1nt Ullll too Y
CrellI } llt urhlllr ' ( lis-
: hllrle tl'll of Ildne's ; out ot ortIer.
Donn's 1\llIlIe ' Pills cure nil killney
lis fl'olll common lJllclnche to dllnger.
) liS dlnhl'tes ,
A. ' . Hltenour , owner at the wool1
fnrd at ] 25 Bust Corle street , WInches-
tel' , vn" sa 's : "E"er sllleo I had la
rlppe 1 bn0 been a suffercr from 1\111-
'ICy ' troubles , which mnlle themselves
IlIlInrent In rl\cltlll pllins through thEt
: eglon of the 1ldllo 's IIIHI across the
nunll ot m ' bnck. rho llIllns were ai-
, , 'uys sC\'ere , 111111 Romethlles so shllrp
illtI bIting' thHt tlll' ' cOll1pelll'd me to
Inlee to m ' bed. ' 1'ho kldner secretions
'
furnlsholl'rurthcr , l'\111t'nce of disorder.
L'hey wel'o aIr color , hTl'gulllr 111111 paIn-
hll ot II11HHII e. , \.1111'11 . to tills tlll'l'O
I\'as UII nllllo\'hU ; welllml'HS , ' 1'he news.
) aper IIdverlisl'lIIellt's ' or Donn's Iltlney
Pills atlmeted m ' nttl'ntloll , and I pro-
I'l'med ' Irl'lll1cle
: uretla box of thnt lit
L1nl\CI' & Sons' dl'ug slore , l'h ! ! rellof
[ expel'lellcell WIIS mll lcal. 'l'ho pills
IItted me from III ; ) ' hed pf slclmcs ,
llIeed me 011 m ' fepI , nllli mude mo a
1\011 lIIun. 1 can worle ns well ns e\'er.
OOIIll'S Kllhll' ' 1'11111 , 1 helll\'o ! , saVell
my life , Tile ; ) ' nro a great I'elllcdy tl )
stop IddlJe ' troubles resulting from.
ollls , "
A II'nl g 'riBAr , of this gl'cat kltl ,
( ley medle1ne whll'h l'm'l'll MI' , Hlta-
nO\lr \ wl1l he mn lied to II n ' ( lU rt of the
Unltcll States on 1I111111l'atlOIJ. Address
11'oster. UllJlIl'n Co" BulTalo. N. Y. 1 > ' 01
sale br nil druggfsts , Jlrlte ; 50 ceuts Iel
JO .
_ r _
\YiCA TH1fISE J ( ,
IS THf : MA WliO W--AR5
! el UKtR .
A reputation extending over
sixty-.six yeW's ar\d our
\ : { fuarahtee are bt > .ck. of
\ . , . , very Mment bearin the
.sIGN Of' THE fl.sH.
. ' , "Thore are many imitations.
\ " e ure of the natne'
\ " ' . ' TOWER on the buttON , I
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" " OM SALf : ' tVfRY\1t Rr. . .11t
A J TOWr.R co. DOiTON , MA 5.U .s. A.
TO\hit CANADIAN co L 1ntodr. > NTO. < Atl
ElY'S CREAM BALM
Cures CATARnH.
It . . placed Into the noelrl1 ,
Ipreads OTer thll membrane
Ind Is ab.orbed. Relfer lalm-
lIedlAte. It Is Dot dryll1 ! : , ! Iou
lot produce IDtezlng ,
Drnlltala , 110 eta. or by maiL ,
JLy BR08..M WurenSt.NY.
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Hllny Bchool Ohlhlren Are Sickly.
Mother ' . " ' . . . . .
Groy' S\\'cet Po\vders for. ;
Jhil ren , used by Mother Gray , 11 Durt ! ' J
n Children's Home , New York. Breal , up
oh1s III 24 hours , cure Constipation ,
r'everlshness , llel1c1nche , Stomach ' 1'rou.
lies , 'l'eethlng DIsorders. move amI reg-
11ato the bowels nnd Destroy 'Vorm .
old by all dru ' 18ts or by lUall , 2 c _
Sample mailed FltEE. Atl res8 Allen S.
Dlmstec1 , Le Roy , N. Y.
'l'ho Conclll lon Ite nl'nlJht'd ,
'fhe Ilog ) ; a heen chasln hIs own
tail for a quaretr of an hour.
"Papa , " quoth WiIIlo , "what kind
of a daft Is that ? "
IIA watch dog , my son , " responded
the parent.
Wl1lle pondere a moment ,
'Well , " 110 flnally observed , II tram
the length of time it tal\Cs him to
, , 'Ind himself up I thlnl be must be
, Waterbury watch dog.l'own and
'Jouutry.
Wolfsldn makes the best parchment
ror banjos ,
It is estimatec1 that between thl }
uges of tWCllty and 1111rty a man ) os5-
: > 11 an average onl1'e ) and one-Iml1
dws : a " ( 'ar 1'1'0111 Jltncssi lJuL bet\\l'ln
tifty , alld sixty he lo. ; s twcnty J"ys
! l'arly.
losqult.MS : ire so numeroll' ) Ul'al
tllC' l'oasl of Horneo that the str am9
Dr lhat 1'1':1011 [ : arc ! In Sllll1l11l'1'lllt"1I
11I1IHl\'lgablc. 'l'ho illsel'ts SWa1'l11 In
\lIeh \ dense c10u s l1tat'lslon is aiJ.
; tructed ,
. 0110tlHWCI' HII' 1\11. .
LllncnRtOl' , : - \ , y"al'ch : : ! O.--Pust ,
mnster ltOllleJ's Is stIll III J''l'll.t ! l't'
mnll ' letters IIslllI1 ; If his cure hal ; lal'lll
gooll ,
I t wi lJp rell'1 lJO'ell thu t some
tme ugo the llrtll'uJnrs : of ) [ 1' . Hem
Is' cllse Wl'll' P Illslll II these l' < I.
mnns , Il' hll IWCll'N' \ ' low with
DII\ll'les \ , Ph's 'lall ! ! coull nothin
to 81 ve h 1m I ni he rew worse 111
worSl' '
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tll HonWunc '
Doll's Klllue ' Pis. A J'l'collC'llet l'eatmJ
this J'llely Wil IJglu 11111 when el ht
bO"l'g ha hOl'll tula'u [ r , ltelfrs bo ,
all to Sle 11 hnplo\'oment whIch (01'
as ' ' '
lluell UI' 11'01 tlpllt Ill'orectod WI
he WIS l'olllpll'h'ly J'estol'ed.
10 has shlcQ 'l'll 11erlect
eu.o bealh
11lls us Iobust ) ld Ihlo U IUI lS uny ,
In ' . Intel'\'lcwell
LalcasIN' \ the otber :
dnr , he sull : ,
" Inn ' lIeoplo wrote to mo when the
story of my use , '
. ( vas fl'st prlntell and
6010 wI.lte to 10 ; ) 'ot , IIlklnJ It the
cm'o wa olly telilorary aud It the
din betes his returned. I hl0 only one
Insw r to \el 'body. 'l'hl'ee y ar ugo
I was Yr ' low wl Diabetes. ' .he
best Ilh 'Rll'lls talet ! to lclp me and
Dolld's l-hhl ' PJs curell mo. I nm
wel u 1111 slrol : n nd hll , .c not bnd the ,
sllltest returl or the 011 trouble ,
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