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IIltOEN now , NEIIHA 1J
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( ) cllulohl hllil 1I11111 ' 1IIIIIIIIIulI" . A
Gcrmtlll OIlC III 1IIIIIIc I" . IIIHWI\'IIIJ. : l.H
tmrls ot 1I1tr'cplllllo c ill slxll'l'lI Jlllrls
hJ' wel ht of Itlcllli n'l'lIc 111'111 , II Jill
nllllhll 11'c IIIII'IH III' gl'll I IJII' , I hlll'nll h
'wiulloll IH'III lrrl'I ( < ' 1I with 1:1'11111'
Ill'ntllll 11111 \ HIII'I'III/ / : , , U 'I' H\\'I'IIIII ,
the JIIIIIIH 11,1 , IIIlx1I wil h iJ , IIf IIll-nlhll ,
with cOlltllllll'1I IIlI 1'1'1 II ; ' : , 'I'hl' prIHhll'1
ill 110111'1'11 11110 lIIou"I , or It IIIII ' hI'
Curlllpr IIlhlll'll 111111 slIl'colIII III Ihlll
JnJ''rH 011 gltIH , As 1111lllIh'rlll \ ' Cor
lwtogra Jlhll' 11111I11 , Its IIJll'I'1t11 1111 , 'a II ,
lJIJI'1I 1111'111I11' till' JlroJll'I'lr of 1'1'11111111'
III ; : Jln t III Ih'\'doJllllgo ,
III n 11110 1lIll'rt'Htlllg IICCollllt o (
f1JlltllJr IIf , ' , Dr. Dlllllllgl'r 11111'1'11111 Ihl'
rlllhlellH IIHtl'tll'lIolI IIJ' tlw 1I'IlIICIIIIIClII i
Jly nlld hy ( ' 1'1'111111 WIISJlS. 'l'lll' , 'IJIIIIH :
nl' HOIIW WnHJlII 1'1111 1/\1' / 0111 : . ' on lI\'o
Hl/hl'I' : ! , II 1111 I hI' ' 11I01 hl'l' WII 1111 , thl'l'o ,
1'00'e , 1'011111'1'1'1 till' IIJlIIIN'II IIO"'I'I'II'H ' : ; II '
lIer Htlllg-netel' which till' : " ellll lire ! II
IIHJllth-1I 1111 1 hI'li III'IHJHIIII 1111'11I 1/1 / Ilw
CI'COOII whl'l'Hhl' liltS 111111'1'11 111'1' I' .
011 hlltchllll0111 : , till' WIIIIJI grllh J'I'I'II
t on till ! hlHII1'1I of 1111' 1"'lng' IIpllll'l'H , . \11'
. . otlWl' WIIIIII III'IHJIIIIH hl'l' I'gog III tlw
lHHly of tlw HI'IIII' ' ( ' , " , hl'h IH tlll'lI
hurlell nll\'o 111111 IH Cefl IIIHIII h ' lIlI !
" WIIIIII gl'llb ,
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'l'n'lItllll'lIt hJ' HOI'nlgclI rIlJ'H : IlfO\
IlIg of 11II111II'tIIIl'e ! hi Cllllcer of till !
" IIldll. HellOl'lIlIg Co 11l'eCIJllt \ ellreH)1' \ ,
Ollclll'lt lIIelltlolll'lI hll\'IIIJ ; HII'II ! III
I " 1\I1IlIchesll'l' tlll1'IJ'-OIlI' CIISt'S tllllt lUll I
hl't'll cOlllplelel : . ' clII'ell. while 1.'I1IHell .
hnH1'1101'11'11 / COI'IJ'-II\'e ellrcll l'IISe ! ! , 'l'lw
v lI\lllllcatloll \ 11IlIIIIIJ' IlIstH IIfttHH IlIlu.
J ute ! ! , tllOlI'h ! It 11I11 : " cxlcull to Ihlt'ly
mllilltes , 'l'he 1II1I1IJlIl1l1t cell ! ! Heelll to
I ' \ ho speclllllJ' sOllght ollt hJ' tllc I'II 'S ,
hut hUl'lIH 11I11 : " 01'1'111' , 1111I1 fOI' III'cn'lIt-
IlIg tlll'lII II HIICcllI1 glltHS tUhe--\lIIIJIW \
eXcelJt lit IIw elllls-hlll ! hl'l'lI lIe\'J I'I1.
! t'ho elTl'cl'III' ' grt'lItlJ' with tl1I' 11110'
I 1I 'ucrll'leH : of Iho IlIIlIellts ,
, III 1111 IIdlll'e1 : ! III'COI'e the Hllllltlll'Y
, UOlIgl'ess lit : ' 1 II lIeIICHtl'I' , 1'1I1gl11 1111 , 1)1' ,
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' ) W , N. hllw 11111110 the highly Illtereilt- :
slIg'CHlIoII / : ! thllt It IIII1J' ho 11I'lIeli.
. ( 'II hie to l'elllOYO Ih J 1111I01\0 oC ttrl'at
cllles III II 11I11 II II CI' sOIlIlJ\\'hllt rl' l'II1'
hllllg thlltlll which thclt' IWWllgo II ! Ills.
jlOHeli of , lIe calcullltl'll thllt IIhollt
" . 7,000,000 tOilS of Blllol'J' lilt' woul hll"e
to 1J0 rcmo\'cd trolll LOlldoll C\'I'I' : " IIII '
111 or er to Iwell It ! ! IIhlloHllhm'e ell'lIl1 ,
" It tlllws ] ,000,000 tOIlH of watm' II dll '
, to CI\I'I'J' 011' thc 'HOWllgo of LOllllolI. 1"h'l'
'hullllred ' ' 11t'I\'CII Cllns ell'h
, elel'lrlcIIIIJ' \ , ( i
I ( hlIycrIIlK : ! OOOO cuhlc fent of II h' ) lcr
'millute , woul carr ' 011' 1111 Ihe house-
holll 1111101\0 of LOlldoll. Whn t I ho f'X-
'nct cost woulll bc DI' , Shll W 11111 1I0t
lmow , but Ito thought thc l'OUlts IIIlght
bo worth tllP. cost ,
'nw 1'1llIIhllcatioll ! III 1 1Ig'IIHh of thl'
fllmous CSSIIJ' ct the grl'nt Io'I'pIIl'h
11I11 the1l111 tlclll II , Lnplllc ( ' , 011 t III' I1H' ( ) ) ' '
of probllhllltics ser\11 to recall Ihl'
11111'111 thllt hils rcsllitell C'OIII II IlIcI , oC
ge II em I Inf01'lIIlItlolI 011 this Rullll'pl.
'I'ho conflrmcd glllllhler 111111 I he l'l'l'l\-
ICBB RIJecu11l tor 110 1I0t Imow how ( ' 011-
tlnulllly IhcJ' JI ' In till' CII'O of I hf'
t\'achhlgs of HelellCl' , A rl'l'l'lIt l'c\'lewl'r
rmnllrls : "It In II glllll ( ' of ( ' \1'11 ehlllll'l'S
rCll tlll'IIS UII twellt . thnes III HU\I'S-
, ; Ion , It Is Htlllllu u\'ell I'hn II ( , ( ) wlwtlll'r '
red or hlnel , tUI'UH up 011 the h\lnl ' ,
'fll'lIt ' tlmo : Imt 110 1I1110Ullt oC mntlw.
JJ1l1t1enl l'l'II'Olllllg ! will ( , lIahle the gllm.
, hlcr tQ rIII1Z1 ! Ihllt II IJI'IJ\ouR ! I'UII of
bn Iucl { gives 110 grol1l1ll COl' thl'
'exJcctllllon of rceo\'I'I'llIg his 10RHe : : ! hr
' 1ruu of 00t1 1111'1 , hi IIw Cl1tl1l' . . . . " 11
WIIH fJlIl'tI . to ( ' < 1Il1l1l1t tlw IIUllCl'slltlol1s
of amulerH IIml others thllt 1.11(11111' ( ( '
wrole his ellslI ' ,
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HOODOOS OF NOTABLE MEN.
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IJeUcf In "okcn'l Ir I'\'II : ( hucn IH Prc\ " '
I nlcnt All O\'Ir thc WClrlll.
l'uw peoplc who ha'e 1I0t II III Ill !
'Irlllu of HUllel'stltlon 111 Ihl'lI' 11I111\1"1111
nud the IIYCl'lIgI' 11\1\11 will Ir ' 10 gl'l
'rhl of nllJ' IIrtlclc , howc\1'1' Ylllllllhle It
mny UC , whIch hc heeoml' co\\'hlcl'11 \ )
Is hool1oo to him , SlIl'Il IIn mtl'h' h
the " \'Iollh of I1clllh , " whlt'h 1I0\\ ' III'
hurled 011 Dllllllollll II III , I Il'I ' II' II 0110 ,
) ulu , 'l'lIls'Iolln , whll'h 111111 111'1'11 ' al
ol'llInarJ' lIIuHlell1 IlIsl1'uml'1I1 IlI'fon'
s\1Iljlenly develoJlell CIIIIII all1'llIulI'H
11\111 wlthlll II SIIIICl' of 11 : . 11I0111 hs I WI
llel'SOIlR who owuel1 It HUl''I\IISh'l'I '
committed sulehle , 111111 II Ihll'd ' 1Il'I'SOI
' ; ' I1lsIlPI1l'III'11 111111 ' '
mJ'sterlomI ( WIIS III'\
cr Counl1. ' 1'he101111 Ihl'lI 1'1111I1' Inl ,
the pOSHl'sslou oC < : eol'gc I I. 1"\011. :
HCI' eallt III Ihl' Slxl.ullllh : IIlIlh'I' ,
Const Al'tl\ll'I'J' \ . 'I'hl'10111 , 111111 IIJ' thl
tlUJe 1J 01ll1' wplI ImowlI 1111 II hoOlo (
nu Scott IIflel' II whlll' hel'IIUJI' 111'1'1I1
, of the 1II1I1Ij.UI Inlluellc ( , nllli 1111\1(1 It n
Dhul1011l1 II III. But the hOCIIloo I'll
WOI'IfOl' not 10Ul ; IIctel' Scott 1\llIe
hlmselt.
'l'he storJ' of the IlIdlll1l 11101 with
bnd reputlltlou fol' eauslug ISlIslI' ] (
w 1lch was prN l1tell to 1'l'l'slll ut UII
not of 1 l1l1lee Hhorlly hcCore he WII
nsslIsslnated , Is well ImowlI , lJut tli
story ot thnt 11101 Is uo IIIOl'e WOlllll'I'CI
thnll that of oue owuel1 h ' II I'CHlllpl
'ot lI kl lUgl , New Zenlllll 1. I t WI' '
presented to hIm hJ' a MiloI'I chll'f 1111
; bc bUR vulnly trle to gct 1'111 01' II , h ,
lIevlng thnt It brings dlsnslel' UIIOII hhl
Once he threw It under the wlll'els ' I
In rnllrond trnln , Ilnd 111 runnlllg to gl
out ot the wny fell aul1 hrolc t\\
Inngers. He WIIS nlso IIrl'l'Rted COl' tr'
ling to wreck the truln , while Ihe huai
, came oct unhurmc . Once II ( ' threw
ilnto tbe Ben IInd It WIIS flshcd oul bJ'
sulIor , wbo returne(1 It to hllll , 1111 < 1
/ bls rage In 1I0t gettlllg n fcwllrd h1
'blm unUi bc WUB lIenrly < 1 lId. 1.'hc III
. Is about two teet IIlgh ul1\l Is compofH
> \1.
. : ; . , , ot roscwood \ ebollY. 'rhc owu
'J ' proposes to burn It liB the 0111) ' way. .
. " makIng an end. It nil thnt the Ne
Zealander tells about hlB hoodoo Idol
; ; UQc , the Image Is a nrar relnth'e
_ o'1oJ ' ; - , . 'ITI'IIIr9lll'N" ' " ' ' 'r. ' , Ut '
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th ( ' olle written about hy Anslr III hili
"Fllllell 1 del , "
! NIIJlol ( > ( J1I Ihr Great hnll two rill/ / ;
\"hlch he h ( 'II \(1 brought him 10(1011
1111'1. Iwd whleh hc consllllltI ) ' wor ( ' ,
' ' ' IlIhl'rltl'll hy NIIJlol.
'l'hCI ; ! rlllgA Wl'l'e
( 'Oil III. 111111 wlre IIA cOlIsllllltl . WOI'II
h ' him.'I1l'1I NIIloll'ollII. ) / . IIII'd 111111
, WII hllrled It WIIS 111'0)10111 ) ; to tllke tlte
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1'11I s Crom hlA III1 el'8 111111 glv ( ' Ihem to
'Iht' ' ) l1'1t1C1' ' 11IIll'rllll. ) /lIlt / trll' II/'Illce /
'woulllllol ' hn\'e 1111'11I. IIlthOIlJ:1I Ihc old
Irelllhll'l' ! ! or Ihe fn III IIJ' ) lrolhcl'tI ( nil
! Mrl8 oC tJlrf' Ihlllgs (1'011) his J''Cusnl ,
! Whl'lI Ihl' 1111 rIll' I 111111 II' ' 01J1IJ : IIInn n'lIf1
' ; ' 111 ; ,1I11JIIIIIII IhoRr who hl'lIc\'ell
III Ihl' JU'Ollhl'cJ' of Ihl' rlng9 "nld : "I
I old YOII ! 'o. "
'I'hl' 11"1 oC celchroll'l ( nllJCotH Il'I n
101l Ollf' , IIOOlloOA of III tlIICtloll 111'1 > ,
COI'llInnll'l.Il's Crrllll'lIlly hcnl'll
n hOlll , I hough 1II'III'I ' ( ' \'I'rJ'loll ! ' hns n t
! ; Olll/ ' I hill' 111 hlH IICI' POS'HRN1 ROllle
IIl'tll'll' ' which he helll'\'tOI hrought him
1IIIIICk.-\I' ' ' ' YOI'I , 1'1'88.
A Lc AD PENCIL TEST.
It Jllcllcuhu Cortulll ChnrnctcrlPtlct
IIr the Owncl' .
" , ltlllg ( ' II IIIIIII'S l'Ilnl'lIeler hJ' Icnll
11I'1I'II't" , I'l'teall'd ' ) II dl'1I1111111'1' III 1111
1IIII0WII holl'1 ' IhlH 1II00'IIIIIg , "Ihllt's II
lie' " , ,1111111111 II : go Oil , "
" /ly / Il'lId ( lollcIlH , " CUlltlllucll nil el.
Iledellt1l'IIIIIII , , with n hell\'oll'1I1
l'OlllllellUIICI' IIl1d e\'hlclltly a plethoric
11/1111 / , 111'0111I1.
"I 11111 Ihe 11I'lId of OIlC of thc IlIrgest
I'elull hOIl 1'1 ! III Chflougo , " he. l'eSUI1l'
Cll. "I Co ' , ' ' ' ' of the
. " 'liS 1'\11 ( I'IJ' IIIIIIIII I'I'
COllcern , lIilll I hlrellull of lis cmJlloJ'es.
1 SOOIl h'lIl11e IIspll to slzlllg II ) ) men ,
) 'Ollllg 111111 ol , for whllt 1 SIIJ' oes
1I0t 1I11J1IJ' 10 WOI1l'II , bccausc the : . '
l1oll't ( , III''J' ( Ilcllelll , .
"I1I1I11UII 1I111111' ' , I HOOII COli 1111 , rllll
111 1'Ogllllll' Challllt'18 , 11I111 Ihe 1111111 who
culches 011 10 the cOlII'ses of thcse
ChlllllldH I ! ! 1I0t golllg to he so'er ) '
IIIllt'h foolell hJ' his J'ellow III CII , eyer )
I hOIl h the IlIttel' IIIn ' cOllcclI1 theIr
t'hnl'llclel'lstlcl ' ' ' ' .
! ul'tt'IIIIJ' or IlInoeelltlJ'
"Olle duy while 1111 IIJ11lIrllllt , Cor II
Jllllcc HIOIJll heCore lIIe I IIslcII him to
h'llll lIIe his IJCllcll. IIc lll'o llce otle
10 IIl'nllJ' Hhurc\l11 ) at bolh OJls thnt
I gll ve him II HI'COllil glllllcc IIl1d sn w
thnt hlH 1I11)le1U'llIlce ) , thollgh hIs clolh.
IlIg WII ! ! 1I0t lIew , IIccorded with the
exncltll'SH RhoWII In the nellt , Hhlll'P
IWllell 11011118. I engngl' hllll , nn to ,
dllJ' he Is the IIsslstl1l1t ml1l1nger ot
0\11' slore ,
" ' 1'h111 gll\'C IIIC 11 II'W IIII'll. I woulll
IIl1k uJlJlIIl'llIIIs to IClld JIIe 11 pencil.
[ plI who currlet ! sl'rllppy hits ot
11I'lIell , 111111 Hlld unshlll'IJCllcll 0hltten
oil'I1t I he I'IHls , liS n I'ulc I COUllt ! 10
lihow othcr exterllHI c\'l ellces of Ilos'
"f'sRlng chlll'llctl'l'lstlcs which ncgn.
lIvcd theh' ell IIC11lCllt ; , 1 Coulld tllllt
IIICII who Icllt I1hout thelll well Shlll' } ! '
cnl'll pellclls werl' , I1S 11 I'ule , good
111:1 : 11 Il'III II 111'1:1 : liS , were hllllllJ' with
tllf'lI' IWII , WI'otC II gOOll hllnd , were
tH'II1 III 1111'11' hllillts IIl1d wl'ro other'
w181' 811111'1'101' 10 I hI' oillel' fellowlI ,
"I WOII't SIIJ' thl1t the Ipall ( Jl'lIcll tcsl
of II IIIIIII'S : Inlll/'e / III'o\'s I1I1J'lhlng
lIeJ\nltl' \ liS I'pglll'lls his honesh' , hut It
will show 11 Iiod lint' 011 hIs ciJl1raeler.
Istlcs , HIIIl Ihls I'IIIHII of lIIell lire USII.
1I11 ' ' hOlll'st :11111 ' ' '
11I01'C : ( 'el'tllllll ) 1II0re
scrupulous nllll I'XUct IIl11n Ihe chups
who elll'I'J' IIPllclis thlll elln't hc usell
unlll J'ou Ito through thc th'eRome 111'0' ,
( 'ISIl of gcttlng out J'OIlown / Imlfc 111111
IIUttlllg II lJOlnt J'ol\l'self \ upon the lend. "
- Wllshlllllon Slnr ,
AT A MILITARV POST.
'fruollcrIny lie IHOicuntcntclI , bllt lie i
Hnow:5 : : 1I ( Uut- . i
As ( hIHI. comes on hl1ppJ" chll l'CD
1'011I11 on the luwns " own the IInei"
Iho Ilrl\'cs 110ats ' '
1I10llg \ sIlYCI'J' I1n
IlcI i'lollcd ' 111 ugh tel' I1Ccoll1ptUJled IIJ'
thl ! ciliUm' or horse ! ! ' hoofs IInd Ihe
1'llIg of lllIl'l'ed heelH 011 stone walks ,
! jll ' ! ! \Hltel' III the Wll'ld's WOI'I { .
IIl1t ' 1'1'0111'1' Smith t'I.not , . . to hcm
Hlll'h 1,011111 s. I t Is II wOl'ld not OilCD
! 10 hllll. 'l'hc Chillesc wall or rllul { Is
I an ImlHl8mlllt' ! Unt'l'lcl' lIotwecn him nnll
Ihc "Wcst ' ' ' ' "
1'01llt nl'lstocl'lIcJ' . lIc 18
1I'1'l1led hJ' his olllcI'I's liS though COli ,
I tllCt wel'c cOlllllmlnntlon , und hI !
I AlIIl'l'leun soul f\lls \ with hlttcrlless III
; Ihe 1 'I'III\1IJ' \ of III'mJ' "lIlscllllhlC' . " IH
. Ihl'I'I'Col'e het ! ! with hIs "huIII > ! es" 011
I I he oulcollle of thc SlIIlIll1 ' uas111111
, 11I11 tcll Iwl W'CII I' t11 t I 11'00(1 ( tellJII ! ' , 01
, J.osslps II110ut 11 recellt row In " I1I"s
1 1llIce"-one , of Ihe 1 'lllcl1l , pnrasltlc
" IlclIS III the nel1l'IIJ' tow II thllt rClIlri ' 1
, 1II01llhlJ' hlll'\'est of 101l1l1'I's' slual\ll I"
III.ts : of Ihcll' $13 IHIJ' . lIe listens t
'I ' Ihe clll'l , of bill III I'll halls In the hal"
il 1'1I1'1,8 iJUuh'omn : he tells thc COI'IOI'III In
. w IsllI's hc WCI' lI'a 1II111nl ; 1u'ol11Jll duw I
'I 10WII-\tt lltlOII ! "
o ' 1'1'00(11'1' ' ( ; 1II1t h 81J1'IIIgS to his CCI'
II 111111 Hlnl1l1s I'hthl lit nttel1t1oll with tlll
II olhl'I' ( , lIlIslell IIICII 011 the j.tulIl'lI-hous ,
II llOl'l'h. . \11 olllcer Is l'aHsIlIg. Sunll'
< I : \\IIIIIJl'I' Oll IU'CSl'lItH his Illeec nml , IIi
1111' Ioallllu Is aelmowlclIgclI u ' the or
II IIccl' . I''SIIIIII' ! ! his march.
I' , . \ t hlllf-IHlst \ ) liS " 'l'attoo" ( light
out ) Is IIluWII , ' 1'roollf1r Smith Is mal'cll
Itlg Crolll the gUllr .houo wIth II " 1' (
lief IlI\rIJ'i" uUlI lie Is saunt'rlllg t
111\11 Cro nlong u sollll\l' ' beat hlmsc )
wlll'lI " ( ' 1111 to QUllrters , " nn n Ce ,
1II11111tC ! ! IlIlcr "Tl1ps" lire sounded-l
o'cloel" 1111I1 1111 men not thcn to b
roulld In quarters or on pnss or dul
I1re IIhsent without lenyc und subJe (
to I1\llllnrJ' punlshmcnt.
"Ph'e months uncI thirteen dn
1II0rf' , " lI1uttered 'l'rOOlJcr Smith us I :
1'111111JeH his cllrlline to the other shou
: e 111'1' 111\11 lool.s townrd the ure ot JIg }
It whf'J'e the helllted moon Is rlsllli
II " -1111I1 n breulfnstl"
In
lIt HIH NCWIst NolJhbor.
01 I\l'fillk-I : admit I was besldo 111)81'
d thl8 monlillg. My newest neIghbor 8111
cr II , ' lsgusts me.
of ShnrIJo-A1l1 I don't blamc you , Yc
w rcfcr , ot course , to your newest nolel
Is her \\he11 : you were ueslda yourself.-
of l'hlladelpblil Press.
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OUR , BUDG E'l' OF 'fJN.
HUMOROUS SAVINGS AND DOINGS -
INGS HERE AND THERE.
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JokcH nllll Jokeletrl lhnt Arc BllllllOIICiJ '
tll Hnve Bccn Hccclltly lIorll-Hnylll" ' " I
nlld 1I0hlrK thut AI'c 0111 , CllrlnllMnlld .
luUthllblc-'I'II Jl'H IIl1l11ur ,
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"Look hl'rl' , " slIhl Ihe rt'fol'mllll ; hus. I
hllllel. "WI' mUlit hllYC Ihlngs 11 1'1'1111 glll !
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III thl8 housl' HO Ihnt we sllII(1 ( kllow jUHt
whel'c e\\ \ ' ' 1 h III III la'il I. "
"With nil m ' hem'I , " ' , \ ' ( ' ( ' ' IIn.
! ; wJJ'f'll hlH wlfl' , "lIml lei UH ! legln with
'ollr Illte hotll'lI , mlo ; \ ' ( ' . I shouhl d'IIt'-
I ' IIlw 10 kllow whf'J'e thcy nrc Ilpl , "
IIc lei thlllgs I'lln 011 ns uHunl.
The Hcl'hll''I 10 thc HCllcllc.
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'l'ho HI'1'IplSAh , thel'e's II pOOl'
" ' 01111111 lI'cIlH III'olccllollhe ! ; I ! ! 111 Ills.
trcss 1111I1 cI'J'llIg for SUCCOI' !
" IJ' lJOOl' , COI'IOI'II ercII t urc , 'ou
wI'rc cl'J'llIg for Huccor. "
POOl' 111) ' J CITY u
6111'1\\'I' !
1\llIch WorKC.
" ' ( 'hey SIIJ' 'Ollllg Swift SlJcnds nil he
mn Iws. "
"It's e\'clI wOl'se thlln thnt. I 11111 told 1
he IIllclllls a ooll part of what hili
fa II Ie I' II1n'l\Cs. "
\\011111 Necd ThclII.
" : -\0 , 1 dOll't wnllt IInJ.thlnJ ; fIl1ll' : . ' , "
IInld the customCl' , who was lookIng
COI' sOllwthlllg sutnule ! tor 11 lu'ellollt
COI' her hlllhnlld. "Whnt I wallt Is some
lII'tlclc thllt w1ll UC ot pl'l1clIeal usc
to hllll , "
"How woulll II smoldng jncl\Ct do ,
mn'lIm'i" IIsIell the slIlcsmnn.
"lIe hns two IIh'Ctll ' , "
"Whnt docs he smolw-clttnrs or a
IJIle'/ ( "
"III' Rmol\Cs II pIIJ ( ' . "
" "lwlI l t me suggl'st , II1n'III11 , 111111
'ou hu ' II CIISC eOlltlllnlng lJ.I hoxl'
oC mn II'hes. "
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, IIt.II'1I That slIltl'f11i menllUI' BI'OWII'
s IlIg hils . becII sll 'lllg 1111 mllllnel' of
1111'1111 thlnj.s nlJout me , the hntf'flll
I'
! . thllllot !
gthel-Oh , I woul n't I11hl whll I
Hho SIl ' 8 , dCllr. She merel ) ' I'l'Pt'tll.
,
whnt olhf'l's HIIY.
\ \ ' Inter l uvorltc.
MaJ'-Is thnt 'oung sodu wllter elerli
stlll the most llOllItlnr fellow with Ihl
( ; lrl8r
grnlo. . Now that the slelghhlE
S1I80n Is here , the 'oung mun wboso fn
tber Owns n 1\'erJ' ! stIlble 1/1 till ! lion ,
nubbin ! : It In.
Wlfl'-Dld you evcr noUce tbnt a loul
tnlla'r Is IIslInllJ' nil Ignorant person ?
l1usIlIlJHI-W < ! II , 'Oll ncc n't tIllk 8 ,
101lel ; 1'111 not l1enf ,
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C"\hl on thc Hcbuund.
Oholl : . ' ( to thc Itlrl's smaU brothcr-
III I 811J' , garlic , whut lire you-a'W'-goln ,
tI , to lie wlIl'n J'OU grow up to be a man 7
_ I' nrlll"'Oh , I don't know. Wbat ar
) ' 011 going to be ?
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" . _ . " , , - _ . . . . - . . - - " . . - - - " -
rrOllerly QllnUfieI ,
" 1111\\ ' hero for chnuC
\ ( ) 011 n Job n
f'ur ? "
" l'hn t d'Jll'nds. Un YO you c\'cr donI
RIIJ' chullnJng ? "
, . o , sll' , "
"Do 'ou 1\lOw nn .thln nbout mn
clllller ' "
" \\1'11 , Jill , Hh' , I ClIlI't SII : " thllt 1- "
"A 11I1 1 fiulJllose : " 011 nevcr c\'cn drovi
0\1'1' I1IIJ'hodJ' In the sh'cet ? "
" : \0 , HII' , hilt 1 OIlCC III'Ollllctl with III
pp\'lIlnr ! CI'OIll Ihe I wolftll StOI'y , Ul\ (
IIIw < l III ( ' S'IIHII tlolI. "
" ( ' 011111' < 1111111 III Ihe 1I101'1I111g IItHl bl
1'1'1111 ' : , ' In go 10'OI'I { . "
AHIIIIII..h IIIJ : .
" /1' / ; hl'l'I' , " SlIlll the \\01'(1 worlwr
'
"J'OIl nlll'l < lolli' whnt ' ' ! bc
COI'011 ! . got plectcd , "
"Ol'ellt lIt'n'I'IIH , lIuII't ! 'ou uecn II
111. . . hllslrl'HS ICHlg enollgh 1I0t 10 bo sur
IIIIH ( ' < ! lIt IlIlIt "
IIIHllIcl : llcquc"l.
\\'lIl1d'I'IIII ; \\'lIhel't-LIIII ' , cOllld ]
CI'II"IIII lIe o\'ell of .yer fIll'III1CC'j
J.\I : \ ' --\o , I 1101I't Wllllt III1J' trllll1l1 !
III II\ ' 0\1'11.
Wnlllll'l'llI Wllh.rt-I 1IIII't II trlllll ) )
It\l ' , 1'11I II IHJrl , IIn' 1 Wllllt to gCI
! HlIIIO IIISIJlmlloll Cel' II FOll1'lh of , TulJ
1101'11I.
\\'hnt We .Huy Expcct.
SllIhh-'t'hls conI fllmlne Is uOlllld te
he eXllggcl'I\t1I III lifter J'CIII'S.
( 'ellll-Yos I ' houl'
- , CIIII sl'e ! ! 01l10
gl'cllt.grIUIIICntlll'l' : cltlllg lip 11ft , ) . J'CIl1'1
fl'OIll now IIIId l'rilltlllg how he hUll te
hili'll his woodell leg to Ieep thc fllmllJ
frol\l Cl'cczlllg.
811 pc'lIolI ! ! .
"To whll t do ) 'ou IIlll'lbitte the rOe
1I1111'Imhio IIIlIjorItr hJ' which you wcrr
clected , HClllltOI' ? " uslw hIs confi eu
1I111 fl'lelld ,
"I hll'I ! jllst told 'ou , " repllcd Scnll'
tor [ , OtsIIIUII , with some Irl'Itntion
"whllt m ' elcctlon eXlwnscs wcre , "
\\'IIut She nltl.
Youllg Illn ( to II1csHcnger boy- )
Willi t dill the 'oung IlIdJ' sa ) ' wheJ
'Oll 111 YC hel' the lIo"el's
Iessl'ngel' BOJ'-She IIslwd till
'Olllll ; fellow who WIIS sItting on till
Ilorch with hcl' It he didn't wllnt son14
fol' It uuttonholc.-Wushlngtoll 'l'hnes
A strOll ! : Hnt.
"Dcll'estl" passlolln tcly exela Imo (
thc visiting yo 11th. "You hn ye led 11\1
to udol'e- "
"Goo ! " hltm'I'ullte voIce Crom thl
stull's , 111 I'ellc\'cd tonel , "Now , I hopl
J'ou'll opell It nn go out , "
' \\'IIY IOWII.
"lIc sccms dowl1 on c\'erJ'lJodJ' tltesl
dll 's. Whnt's thc mllllcr , do 'Ol
thlnl , 'j"
"all , hc's dowlI on his lucl. , "
IIcr l\lulleu ( Aim.
" \Vhnt wns your mnhlen nnme ? " I wkcl
A matron fall' enl ! dll ) ' ,
" 'Vhnt wns J-our mal en nnme ? " Sh
IJlnfhell :
. .
"I hllrlll ) ' like to SO ) . .
Again I nRI.ecl Iwr mn llen nnme.
She hid hehind her Cnll
Alld sni : "oc COUl''e , m ' mnlc1en nim
\Vns 10 Rl'l'Ure n IIInn. '
-Los AIIJcll'S 11ernlll.
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GcncrnuK.
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r"W
"Is Ihat 1111 ) ' 011 I > ! II In' lIle , 11I11111-
n dllll'l'tlll ( ( of col WII tcr'i"
"CerlnlnIJ' noti J'OIl mllJ' 1\1\\\1 r
1II1111J' 11Il1)l'fllls ( liS J'OIl wllnt. "
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A"llc,11I1JI1 wcrl'l1.
I1 Whcn ( loYel't : , ' comcs In ut tl
dOI/I' . wllnt IH It lo\'e does 'j
81\-WhJ' \ , It fIIcs ollt of the lntr
I'oom wlnllow , of COllrs ( ' ,
l xchnuloe of COllrtcMlc" .
FIIIJllllt ) Gucst-'Valter , Ulls cl\ ( , i
Is ( lowel'flll cnollgh to IIse us a stornl
hll tt erJ' .
, \I1'lIhlc W3Itel.-It S ( ' II1S to hn'
I
HIIII'ICtI the whl'els III J'er hell to goll
allllJ'how , sorr.
Force of lIulllt.
"Thl'l'C Is somcthlllg flllm : . ' IIhollt tlJ
old pltll ; , He stOll1l at c\'crJ' PUIl1I ) , 1
.
, yl'l h ( ' docsn.t Wllllt to drInk. "
'
\ "Oh , Ihnt's ensllJ' cxplnll1l'd. I
' to hl'lollg to a mlll.llllln , "
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JurrcII ( ! 1)l'llnrll1rc.
l"I'I'II-lIow dill YOU come Ollt In YO
!
Inlct'yll'w with lIHS Golrox's fathcri
I , Jol'--l'm not ( Illite SlIl'e whct1\l'r
" 'liS thf' (1001' or th ( ' window.
: Ocro'li I.o..t Chuuce.
: \C\'o hlld Jllst \ H'CIl'cprol1chcd f
( lIIIJ'In the IlIldll' while Homo lJurnc
" 1'1'11 ( ' , " he rllIl'd. ( "I iul ht h/1
JlII'cd tootbull , "
Scelng hc hnd mlsscd an oJlportunl
COI' exlrn hrlltulllJ' , hI' s\\lIwd tllo ref <
of the 1111Y.
rOllg HUIIClllcllt" ,
"I see ' .Tllclt IIJJl thc nl.'all8lnlk' Is I
InJ ; to he ( lrodllced III SllIg SllIg ( lrls (
. .
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1'hn t' ! ! f1mnJ' .
" " 'hnt's CllllnJ' ? "
"Wh ) ' , ufter thc plnJ'crs gcl Ihrou
' ' ' ' 'ut IIlJcrt ' , "
thl'J' cnn't Sll theJ' lire
JlulIIRn NlIlllrl' .
Miles-What wOllld 'Oll do If J'OIl h
n millIon dollurs ?
lules-Same nR oth'rR who hn\'o
million-kid. llcclIlIse ) didn't hnye t
mllllo1\s.
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A. Ncw DellRrtllre fur 100a.
, Joo-I'vo resolYc < 1 not to Et t out
telllllcl' thIs ) 'car.
I''e resolved It 1
Jorry-Well , , c ;
not to mnko nnybod1 else mad.
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Agclnblc Prcpnmlionfm'Ai- ! :
slmi1atillg Ihcfooll andnc lIra-
til1 lite Stomachs mlDow ls of
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/I'l'rPe of' ( ) / d.lJr.llElPITClIER
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Aly.fflllta
1fII" .falu-
"i'il' , "wl
II'fmuirt II' tII""tn.focfa -
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lI 'I < .rd -
rlfIJirtlli'9l1r , . . . . . . "
Jl - l < 'f,7 l"Iatw . :
Ape ccl Hcmedy fOI'LonsUp , ' .
non , Sour Stoml\chDinrrhoCiI
' \'orms , Convulions , FcvcrJsh.
ness lU1l1 Loss OF SI.EEH
Fac S n lc SgnC\lure ; or
tZ : # & I
NE'V YOllIC
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EXACT COpy OF' WRAPPER.
-1IWo' I " " _ : W-- : " - . 'izm. ; I .
Medicine Never Healed a Wound I.
a
Naturc perform ! ' > the healing prJCes ! ' > and medicine can only as-
si ! ' > t her In doing her work In healing wounds and throwin ! ! utI II
dlsea e3 , Hne.tcnths of the dl ! ' > easesof man and beast have tl1eir $
origin In some form of germs alld if allowed to run , wd multiply Ii'
form cmpllcatlons , 'he reason that I.Jlquld Koa1 pre\'cnts all Iii
germs dleasps and cures them , IIn'es8 rerml'nlatlon and Inllamma-
tlon ha\'e too far devcloped , Is that It contains eyery antiseptic
and gormlclda known t science , All germ dlsea ! ' > es such as Itog
cholera , swine l'lngue , corn stalk dlseasestnbercolosls , blacldeg and
numewu ! ' > others can b prevontClI by Ilving Liquid Koalln drinking -
ing watnr , he cause they are germ diseases and no germ ctnllve
whefO LI1111d Koat reaches It. Liquid loalls unafl'ected Dy the
gastric juIces of the stomach , pas e ! ' > throng-h the Intestines and .
from there Into the clrculatlun , permeating the whole system and
still fetalns all its germlclal properties. Diluted with
the proportion of one to one hundred , It maleos the best lice kl ler
known.
Price of Liquid Koal delIvered at your station Is as follows :
ONE QUART CAN - $1.00 TEN GAL , KEG. $2.50 PER GAL
ONE GALLON 4 4 3.00 I 25 GAL.-142 BBL. . $2.25 GAL
S"IVF tALLONS , $2,75 PER GAl. 50 GAL-ONE BBL. . $2.00 GAL
I
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OECF.MBEIt 21 , 1900 ,
Welhc unl"rsl lIe ( . IItock raisers of Ialll on Coullty , Ncbm.ka , rn. sill ! ; froln
1001020011\11 < 1 of ho s el\ch yeir bnve , alter 1fnlr 1llllllmJllrllul trlnl IIf 1.(1)11111 ( Knill
InIlIlUflicture' ' ! y Ihe : \ allonlMelilcal ) 1.:0IIIJlall ) ' , nf Rbclllull. low/L , 1111(1 York , c'
IIrn5ka , 101llld It to he Ihe lIest Dlslnfectallt , loerm Je lrO'er IIlId Appotlzer tlla. hns
b'en Ullr pleU&lIre 10 use , nlll , we jOfltly ( Ihlllk th'lt III.LII I tnll'lIl\l : In Ills own
Ihhl who does 1I0t try It , When their ligellt clllls IIC lulvhe IIIIY bloCK rliiser to
. bu ) ' nnllu e I.If'liti ' Kual.
Chns l.or1le , Norfolk , Nehr , 'rhoma l' Wade , Baltle Crt'ck Nl' r ,
J Jo : . 11'1I10 h , Emerick , Nebr. Will , JB\\'kIIlS , lo"luw GWL'C , roebr ,
M. 'r , 11 0111 nil , : lIIerck , Nebr. Jo' , 1' , Uomall , Newlllan Grove , Ne r.
lJECIlIF.It \ : \ , 1002.
WP , Ihe 1111r1'r i lIeli slol'k raherBnllllrlllOrS Ila.lIy Ic > IHy 10 the merits of
I.1f1I1t1 I\oal IIJIUlllfacIIJrl'11 lIy Ihl ! Nallollal 1tlh'al Co , . of helrhll. Iowa , IInd
YOI k , NclmLkn , We hl\vc 1180llhlll Jlrodllct 1tth ! ( rl\tH\'lng bUCe'J&S IInti 1\(1\'lso all
to Ilvo It II trlt\ \ ' 11 &hollhl JO on . .ver ) ' fnun In I'ou : m'K"l.
Htlfu Fcnry , lIel' , NtJlJr Chris . N'hnll , Staplehnrst , Nubr ,
J , 11. Foury. Bl'l' . Ncbr . . . C , leYI'r , SllIplehursl. Nehr.
Gee , lIlIf lIee , Nebr , 01' ' ' . Hili ! : 116rll'r , Hell nrd , Nebr ,
Wm , 1'IUgIIUlpt ! , t'tuplehllrst , Nebr. J. HIIIJ.l'burter , Sr" GU'lnUlltown , NebI'
H your dealer does not keep It write us direct ,
A : ! 2'pa e hoolc on the Disea < ; e'i of Animals mailed free upon ape
pllcat/lon to the Xational Medical Company , Yorl < , Nebr" and
Sheldon , Iowa ,
National Cattle and Sheep Dip Is the best and cheapc ! ' > t Dip for
ki1l1n ofT 't'lcks and Lice an the treatment 01lange , Texas Itch
and Scau in Sheop. It fOl'ms a nerfect emulsion with water and Is
Imrmless to the membranes or I 11 eye.
II YOllr dealer docs not ktJep it write us direct. Information I
sen t , free ,
YO A.ft J : 1
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r. " , , , - - - = = " 'I"t .L r - ' - -1" " = T = . _ _
III
WITH NERVES uNSTRUNG AND HEADS
Ie ' ACHE
III WiSE " 'OMEN I
/ BROMO - SELTZER
TAKE
'or '
! tl , TRIAL BOTTLE 10 CENTS.
' \0
ty
! sl UlANTED Men and Women
AGENTS ff to"p .t rountrl , to . , ,11
_ _ our Medicines. Tol.
let Preparations. nnd flavorln" bUBcts ,
tiMI. , . .r' Inn . . . . . or monel ret .nded. 1.1 U-
, . . : II L 1. I' ( ) [ funranl..t Pair dealltlil. Wril at ODre. .
> " A. I.t\\ ' ' ' ' . " ' 111" : . & : VII" Drop ! . "p..I".k" Ie. . . .
)11 ,
TnI' :
CLF.A SING
t AN n UEALING
, .
gu CUItE lIon
,
CATARRH
, nd Is
Ely's ' Cream Balm
, IJ Y.uy 1111I1 pltuant to
n ' . COlllalue no In
wo
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" : CASTO RIA
" , Fol' Infants ancl Children.
, ' : The Rind You Have :
Always Bought 'T'
, I
Bears the
Signature
, of
,
II I I
I ,
, ; In
Use
For Over
J Thirty Years
CASTO RIA
, ,
"HI : Cr'lUOA COMPANY N W YO"K CITY
FREE TO WOMEN ,
To prove the heallnl
: cleansing power 01
PAXTINE TOILET ANTISEPTIC
we wUl mail large trl al treatment witb
book of Instructions absolutely free.
This Is not a tiny sample , but a large
package. enough to convince anyone
tha.t It Is the most successful preparation -
tion known to medicine as a cleanslni
Yaginal douche and for the local trellt !
Blcat of woman's apeclal Ills. curlni
discharges and all In amatioD. alao
to cleanse the teeth , mouth. and cure
catarrh. Bend to-day : a postal wl11 do.
.e14 " : r Ir.qlt'e er. . . , pottl'ald " , . . . . . . - .
lull. , leeL "Ut UO.IID..t..d. L.
-AXTON CD. . 210 ColumbuIAv. . , SOlto.lratl. r
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: : ; : : : : bl'rbomDson'sEyeWater '
N. N. U. NO. 582-11 YORK. NEB
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