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LET us ALfJ LAUGH.
'uOKES FROM THE PENS OF VARIOUS -
RIOUS HUMORISTS.
Plen nnt IuchlcutH Occurrlul ; thc
Worhl 0\'cr-Sn-hlj:8 thut Are Checr-
\ - ; , : - i
fill to 0111 01' Youuj-Fuuuy Sclcc-
tJOU8 thut J'ou Will EuJoy.
'l'es5lyl Whnt a smitH sofll J'ou ,
itn0 here. I I
.Tess-Yes , If It WIlSII't Sl ) RIIIIIII I
couldn't lwol1 Gool'go at his pro lie l' Ills.
. tl\lIce when he cnlls.
'rclls-Hut , gracious , 'ou'rc eugae,1 !
' to hll11 , allll-
I
. . . .Tess-Of CO\1l'SU , so wholl we both
squeeze Into It hc cnn't get , 'erJ' fur
n way.-PhlllHlelllhln Pross.
, UHCtl to It.
' ' ' , ' ' there he
, It'ud c-Thcre's Suburbs ,
' , . ' hmm't lUlllp or coal nor means to get
' . ' ' anJ' , bllt he lau hs at the prosllect of
1
. ' " . . hclnj : : put to II11J' In onvonleuco bJ' the
. , , : : \ collI thla wluter.
. . , ; - : " 1 lIdgc-Is he nu Arctic explorer ?
; . ' , ; ' . " o : be SIt 'S he la so 11sed to riding'
' . ' . , ' on the \1I ll'ntcd suburban trolleJ' cars
i ; . that a little thing IIIw cold clln't trou-
" / " : : " ; ble hlm.-Bnlthllore 11e1'l11d.
1'/ '
" ' "ow It lnok'll.
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TIer "Pop"-Whnt wus Ol1olly doing
In tlh. 'hall last nlgbt ?
IlIR Daughter-IIe only claSJed JIIJ'
"donk. "
Her "Pop"-Loolwd to me like he
-clasped Its contents , too.
" " The Stutus.
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. llIrlc-I hnve IIn engagement witb
Cholly and I don't know bow to get
, out of It.
Ilelen-lIa ven't you any reason for
brenldng It ?
, , larIc-Yes , I 111ve a reason-Oholly
, i .1s the reason-but I want an excuse.-
\ ' l'uck.
" 'Twu'l Bounll to Go.
"I thought she marrIed a man with
.mone ' ? "
"So she did. "
"Hut see how poor they are. "
"Well , my goodncss , bow long dId
'you eXlIect she'd be spending It7"-
I " " Phllluelllhla Bulletin.
. Hurd to IJleo e.
, Irs. N'I1J'lJor-I henr J'our husband's
111. I hope his con ltlon Isu't critical.
Irs. Kmnk-No , but his dIsposition
Is. lIe erltlclses ' '
e\'erJ'thlng we gIve
.hIm to eat.-Phliadelpbla Press.
Not 0 Charita hIe Vlcw of It.
"She thlnls It's wrong to go to tbe
thea tel' , "
. . . . - "Wl'll , poor thing , she hns to bave
-sollie excuse for never beIng asked.-
1'hllndelphla Bulletin ,
t the l'tIlnl'ltrel ' .
Boues-Yeas , snll. Ah kin 11rovo dat
Nonh didn't take enuf to cat on dnt
' , 'oJ'age.
'l'luubo-IIow kin yo' provo It ?
BOlles-Don't de oed boole sny be
.0nlJ' took one IIaIl17-0hIcago News.
Donhtfnl of Ills AblIity.
.
II , I , . " CntstJ'-Can J'ou 8Ul1pOrt my daugb.
roter ?
SlIlIlldns-Yes , sir.
CrustJ'-Eyer see her cat ?
I I : 11111 IdnsYes. . sir.
, ' > " , , ' CrustJ'-liJ\'er see her eat wben no.
t > ol1J' wns looking ?
. Hopelcs .
" ' .rhey sn ' lIss Newrlch's educatioll
: tillS been slIdly lIeglected. "
, "I shoulll sny It hils. Why , that gIrl
. .can't even Illay plng.pong.-IIlu11er'H
. .nazar.
Ne } ' 11114 Ultru.
Dlng-I just heard 11's. de StJ'les f'ay
-that she found It 11IIposslhie to Intl'O'
duce hcr hU811111111 Into 1I0ilte 80cley.
Dong-I or whnt reason ?
. , , ' "Sho coulln't : tl.'neh hllll to sn ' 'din ,
. Del" for 'supper.Baltimore NOWB.
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: \ lcl1nlu'n ! ! Clenr.
"What mll ! the ( 'alHH of that I\wful
ral'kl.'t 1\1111 11Istmbance In your olllce
Just hl'fOl'c J'ou came ? "
I'You IWJ' ( " that 'oung'farmer's son
who CI\lne 'l'sterdaJ' to begin Hlo :5tud5
or law with lIIe'l" snld the other.
"Yes. "
"Well , I thought he might ns well
begin at tIll' hottom of the Indder nUll J
told him that when he cluue down this
morning the Ilrst thing for hllll to do
would be fo ( 'l < , ar out the olllce. lie
fOUlul hnl1' a dmwll big , strong felluw !
thl.'l' ( ' wnltlllg to eo lilt' 011 hulness ,
but 110 did It nlll'lghtl"-AII wers.
Low l st1l11ntloll.
"Isltor-Wcll , JohllnJ' , I suppose 'OUl
fnther thlnls the twillS nre sOUlcthlnH
WOIIIl ( l'flll.
. .TlIhl1nYes , hut ( Iu n conlldentlnl
\\.hl pel' ) I coulll lick 'elU both casJ'-
,
' [ hl-Blls.
" 'ifeIY AlIl'rcclntlllll.
' ' ' ' , ' ' aboul
'l'her < 's oue thing I will sa
Oharle ' , " said 'oul1g Irs. Torltlns ; "he
hna 11. 10\'eIJ' dlslsl tlou , eveu If be
doesu't 1Il\\'aJ's dlslllnJ' It at h011le. "
"IIow do 'ou Imow ? "
"I hl'l1rd sOllie of his WillI sh'eel
CrIt'nds tnllelllg about blm. They fla
he Is 11 pm'1'cet luub.-WashlugtoD
Star.
Now Wh ) ' 1 > hl Thcy J.lIlIll1.
Scvernl Indlcs sat in theIr club n fe'
I.\'cnluls IIg0 , discussing the \'Irtues 01
their busbl1nds.
" Ir. Blngldon , " snill one of them ,
refert'lug to her liCe partner , IIneycl
drinks nnd never swears-Indeed , be
has no bl1d ba bl ts I"
"Does be eyer 8mol.e ? " some one
aRkO < ! .
"Yes. He 1I1.es a cl l1r jmit after hE
hns eaten a good meal. But I S\1PlIOSC.
on 1111 IlVl.'r.nJe , he1ot'sn't smol.e motE
than ouce 11 month.-Strny StorIes.
A HCCOlIlJl1cntlutlol1.
A fl1lthful colored scrnt bad recom ,
mended It frll.'llli to tllke charge of b1l
mistress' dellcnte little gIrl.
liDo J'ou tblnk , Sally , " Ilsked tbe : mx ,
lous mother , IItbnt I could trust Aunl
! mIen with the entire care of the
bl1bJ' ? "
"La\\ " ' ma'am I Ellen al :
"LaJ'es , ImowB
'bout chlldun. Sbe's done bUl'Ied : : .Ix. "
-Judge.
The Ontlook.
Her Papa-Yo' asp lab tel' marry runl :
daug-htn.h , sah ? U'm ! Whn IllD yo'l
pl'Ospec's ?
'l'he Hultor (11 ( widowet'-Ebery ) sin
gle one ob de pussona fo' whom lIIa1 :
late lamented wIfe done washln' fo
1mb prolllised tel' lI er'ly paternlze hel
suceessah.-Judge.
Of Somc Use' . '
Irs. Dlx-Your husband must suffel
terribly with his eoughl.ng 111111 : ! nee7.
Ing when he hns hay fevel' .
Irs. llicks ( checrCully-.ro ) be ur (
he docs , bnt J'ou cnn't think how II
amuses tbe ba y.-TIdllits.
Hcr Idcu.
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'Vlfc-I Wl1nt Il dress , n new hat ,
shoeg. gloves , a handsome cape , an,1 I
ho of cnnd ' .
lIusbUlHI-Cun't J'ou cut it down t
little ?
Wlfc-YcrJ' well , dear , I'll do WItII
out tile candy.
Vcry IlIccly.
1\11'8 , Slumlcln-'l'he
- Werdey baby I
tht' picture of her fl1 tber.
1\11' . Slurukln-I suppose that whm
tbe child Is a little ohlel' she will bl
the phonogruph of her mother.-Judgc
Th'limr tIlC Gucst.
Wnlt < , r-Bel ; pl1nlln. sir , but bllyen'
J"Otl forgottclI somethillg ?
Guest-I"orgoUen BOlI\cthln ! ; ? Ah
yes , a toothplcle. Tlmnks.-Obicagi
N eWB.
Ills 1'1011.
Olty Mlln-Yes : wo aU need n. res
once In a whllo.
I llrlDer-So wo do , young man. An
Ir some of you city folies 'd folicI' Ill.
Illl1n an' take J'er rest from 0 at nl h
till 4 III the mornln' you'd be 11. ell
better otr.-Puck.
An Oh'lcrvntlon.
It Is to he ohse1'ved that the peopl
who offer bllt'gl ns got dch faoter thm
the people who take adYllntugo of th
8I1me.-1'ucle.
Ills Prlvutc OIlnlol1.
"I henrd 11 good story the other dar.
bean ; the gl'ocery mlln , " : LlJou t a el' )
tall1 polltlclnn. "
"That wlil do , " Int rrupted the 111 n1J
110lllted olllce-seeleer. "III the til'l'I
( lInce , there are no certnln polltlchlll-l.
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Gcntle Hint.
"Yes , peoille call llIe l'lch , " saltl tli
hoastful old bal'belor , "but I nSi-Iu.
rou IlIJ' mOlleJ' Is 11 lot of trouhlo I
ml1. "
"And people do say , " remal'lwd : 'olh.
Willing. "that everJ' man oug-ht to hI ! \ '
sOllie womall to shnl'e his troubles. "
Ollly Too i'lcllllcli.
"I ncver object to llIYife ltllvlu
the last " 'ol'd. "
"Don't J'ou , reullr ? "
"No , I am 0111 ) ' too thanleful wh , '
he hns got to I -T1,1I11e. .
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No COIIIJlurl"on.
" ' .rhat New Yorle girl \U8 n wful "JI.
whell 1 asled her If 8hc wall ( l'U.
lloRton. "
"I'll bet she " " . .RII't hair so llIad :
the Boston girl wholl1 1 asked It sl
was trolU New York.-I.ICe.
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PRICE ON HIS HEAD
TRAIN ROBBER OF FUTURE WILL
DE HOUNDED DOWN.
RAilROADS TO JOIN HANDS
THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR EVER"
DEAD HIGHWAYMAN.
ROBBER IS WORTH 1,000
I1nrllllJtrlllrllll : ; ( ' , Iho Ulfer Rlilt ( Hhor
" 'III Ill1l1n\\-lIl1ll1ul' II1,1Iwtlln DIIII
JU\'oll urt CIIII ! ' " for . \0111111.
Ohlcago , No , ' . 20.-Traln robher3
as an iudllstr ' Is to bo throttled
throllHh concerted ncllon of railroad
and express companies ollrratln
from headquarters scattered throUHh-
out the mlddlo west. at ] ate there
has been an epidemIc of rail was
holdups extending from tbe banles 01
the MIssissippi river over thn rcat
plains to the foothills lit the Rocky
monntalns and beyond In the ] onely
wilderness ot the far Wl'st.
' 1'he Da\'enport ro bery of the fnst
Rocl\ ' Island train and the robbcrs
nr.a ! ' LIncoln last month , were the
straws that broke the ( 'amel's back.
' 1'he Hock Island ralhoad company.
In conjunction with the Unlte
States Express company , Issued 8
Joint reward dUrJrlg the day of $5100
fur the arrest and comict.lun . of the
Iculghts ot tbo road who IntercepteQ
their train eurly Saturday morning.
In addition tu a declaration of Q
new pulley to follow thcse robbers
until captured. the Burlington road
entered the field witt ) an announcc.
ment that a dead train robber would
be worth $1,000 to any of its empll 'es.
It was Inferred by SOIllO who beard o (
tne order that dead traIn rolJbers
would be preferable to " , 'e ones.
IIWO ha\'e Hlveu all our trainmen
tc understand , " saId F. A. Delano ,
geneml manager of the DurllngtoQ
road I 'and also the '
, express mes'Jen- :
ger that a dead tral n rulJber IsVorth
$1,000 to any of thelU. All our con-
duct.ors and trainmen carry revolvers
and we arc encou raging them to do so
and to learn to sh ot straight. I am
In tavor of concerted action on the
I , lrL ot railway manalements and express -
press companies which shall bavo for
Its objeot the llOu/JlInl ! of train robbers -
bers to t e ends of MIO earth. "
Ot11clahJ : of the St. laul , IllInois Central -
tral and the Ohlcago , f/ , { Alton lOad
coincided with 1\11' . Delano's state.
ment , and decarCll ] that they would
not hesitate for an Instant to bear
their share ot any hurden brought
about by a concerted aovernent tG
erndlca 1.1. ' the e\'lI.
Leaves All to His Widow.
13erlln. Nov. 20.-Empmor W1I11a1L
will attend the tuneral ot Herr
Krupp , which will : take pluce from
the IItUe old hOllso where hi. : ! father
11 ved pOlJrly while stri vi nH to cast the
first , steel gun. T'he will ot the deceased -
ceased gunmaleraccol'lllng to a semi-
authorltatlvo statement , provides
thilt the wor" ! shall not be turne
Into a JoInt steck company , under
t\venty-Uvo years , meantime the ro\-
onues ot the whole property will go
to the widow and atter her death to
the eldest duughtor. The vulue or
the esta te. , estllllated by the bankers ,
who wem cnnnr.cted with Herr
Krupp Is $75,000,000. 'rhls docs not
Include securities uwned by the deceased -
ceased uutsldo hIs manutllctllrlfl
plants which may possiblyamount teas
as much more.
The suicide theory has not yet
quieted. 'l'heUologne Gazette says :
UWhether ho died of shock due tu
excitement and emblttermont flyer
tlte IIttack made upon hln. or whether -
er adjlldglng hlmselt ul1ty , he t'lol <
his own IIfo are questions which have
not been un'Jwered.and : the accusation
Itselt must halt ut his death. "
' 1'he ph 'Rlclans who were In attendance -
ance upCJn ] Jerr Krupp ha\'e drawn
up a statement which tor the prrs.
ellt Is kepL secret hut. . It Is understlod ,
that It Ihcares ] he dlel ! ff apoplexy.
It appears that atter lIerr Krupp rc-
lZalnell cmscluusness : on Saturduy ho
Inslstr.d on d Iscussln ! ! wit h his stille-
Itor , Herr KOrD , the prusecutlon ut ,
the lIewslHlpers for pUlJllioihlng ICCII-
satlnns uLulnst 11111I and there uplln
tl.e sccun strulcc ot lhe wurd.
-
The \'ery poor oC Berlin arc better
housed toan thOSl : ot any other lurle
city In the worlI. ] In CIH't , there are
no flltl1y slums III thr. ( Jerman capltlll
and the pllorest peuple there are dIsposed -
posed to be tidy.
SRYS 1 hey Swore Falsely ,
Des MOlncs , ' Ia. . Nu\ ' . : ! 6.-.Josrph
! { flskuln. II CarmiH , was the ceUler
ut a dramatic' scene lu the court roliUl
lit Marshalltown this IIIl1rlllng , when
he swalillwed a big vlul ot mophille.
By heroic means a phYilcllln sll\'ed
his Ilfo. lIe wus on t1'lul 101' the attempted -
tempted murder o ! William Brande ,
! nellhbor. lie al1c ed liS a uwtlvA
for Ills uttempt on his ow II Itre thllt
in bls DolHbburs had sworn taldY ]
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NEED OF MANY l1\QnE n\EN.
6metaryIoody / SRYS Navy Is Short lIanded.
-Use of LI uld fuel al Sea.
Wllslllugton , ov. 20.-1n his IIn-
nlllli rellOrt to the prpsldellt Secretary
Moud ' of the navy s1l3's at the clo e
of the Illst lI cal 'enr there were IIIJ'
[ ler cOllstructlon lor the II VY. hf ;
cuntract the following vcssels : Bl\hl \ !
battleshIps arillored cruIsers , IIhu
pl'Otect' d cruisers , fuur monItors.
thlrtecn toqleclo boats. 'l'ho Hencral
llrltgrl's of'nrl , 1I110n these \'essels ' ,
parllcuarly ] t.1lose . of the IIII'Hcr lIltles ,
has not beell toulld to be satlsfactor ) ' .
The battleships were , on the aOth ot
Jllne , l\JO \ , flOIU ton to twonl.nlno
lIIonths behInd contrnct. time ; the
nrmored curulsors from tour tI , thirteen -
teen months ; the , protecte .1'lser
frulII six to olght monthr. , , ,111e : the
mOlllturs were from sixteen tu nine-
tee II muuths In arrears ,
In the cases oC the Inrger "essels
the cnuses nsslglled for slow ) lroHreS'i
nre the nun.dcll\'ery of st ruct ural
materia ] , the Inllbillty oC shipbuilders -
ers to obtain a sul1lPlent supply of
sllIled labor , nlld in some CURes ,
strl1es Other causeS 1111\0 contributed -
ted to the resulL. The depal'tment
has recently taleen steps to rcmove ,
liS far ns practlcablol any Hl'Ounds of
delay uver whIch It cnn exercise con-
trolund has uotllled contractors that
tll"Y will be 1)lrl to IIccuuntablllty
for fnllure to push forward the wnrl ,
or constructlun wllh the diligence , 11'
such fallllJ ( shall occur , IInd partlcu-
Iluly for any delnys whIch II1U3' Ill. . IIny
time 00 cuusm ] by preterencl' beln
given to 111 i\'uto o\'er ' pllbllo wo i < .
In the ense ot tOl'Jollo heats IInd
th" r1estroyers , till' contrIlcturs , ha0 '
usgl\necl \ ! as un addltlonnl reaslln lor
delay that the contruct tllr their con
structlon were so exuctll'H ' that cum-
pluHlc ! : with them has bl en well Illgh
1m posslbll' .
Amung the most Importanllessonll
learllcd In lho Wl1f with paln was
that. . a modern na\'y ' call nut bo 1m-
pru\'lsed durln a war or upon the
t'lreshhold ' of a war. Mu h money
was then eypended In the pUlchaso
IIr sblps. lany of them sCl'ved use-
tul auxiliary purpOies , but it may
well bo doubted wtether ! they added
matenally to the lighting el1lclelll'y
of our lIeet. 'l'ho tlmo best sllltr.d to
the development und perfectlou of
OUl : IHl\'y Is the limo when there Is
neither \'liar Ilor threat of wnr. Hap ,
pllv the present Is such a tlmo , and
It penultslI dispassionate consideration -
tion onho future.
'l'ho country I'p ' JI'OV21' , with hardly
n dlsentlng volco , the policy of
strong tlten II g 011 [ power upon lho sca.
What may ha vo been an IIdeq uuto
navy some years ago Is totally Inade-
qllate for the , perfonuanco ot the duties -
ties growing uut of our ne possessIons -
Ions In the 1'lIclfio : and A tluntlc and
the detormlnatlon of conloress : to COD
struct a canal acres ! ! tbe Isthmus.
It. then , the pollcv or strengtben-
Inlt our power upon the seu to the ,
pol nt where 1 t oan respond to the nll-
lonal needs be mlt abanduned , the
navy has manifold needs. 'l'hero
m 1st be additional navul and clJalln
statIons' moro ships , fI.htlnH ; and :
Duxlllnry ; and an Increase or ullll'crs ,
and men. Iu ull of these respects , '
congress III the past hall dealt with
the navy wisely and geuerously , IInd
I d.lubt uot that In the ruturo It will'
as accuratelY register the w111 of the
peoplo.
The most Imperatlvo need of the
uuvy today Is ot addltonal Lnlcers. I
cannot overstate thld need. It in-
\'Ites ' the Instant Ilttentlon , of con-
gre s. 1'he admlnliitratlon of the department -
partment I embarrasod ! ! almost dully
by the lack ot ollIcers below com Iland
rank. This condition has hecn approachIng -
preachIng tor some years , and was
clearly apprehondedand stated by my
predecessor in olll'e. ! It Is acute to-
da } ' . and , when the ships already authorized -
thorized are cOlllplctedlt will bo desperate -
perate unless there Is early action.
I am informed that under cxlstlng
onnlHtlons 35 graduates of thr. nuval
academy may 00 expected during
these fonr years. ' .rhcfC Is no other
so'rlo : ot supply except a number not
exceell1nlo : six per aunuID , which may
lie ubtalned by the prolllllllon or en-
l1"te ! ] mon. Unless , theretCJrcl the
abo\'e 01mputallon run ho shown to
b' efroneous , we sl1ll1l have In the
near future sOlUethlu 11101'0 than a
thousand ol1lcers less than tile prolJer
co III pie IIIl' n t.
The ol1lcors we nel'd can be obtaIned -
ed frolll three s'urces ' , ! .Iy apl1olllt-
lIIent troUl cl \ ' 11 II fe , by pWllllltJlJn
frllm the ranks , or hy education alad
tlnlnln lit the naval acadolllY The
first Sllurc ! ) has .lCeo SII lIulflll mly re-
jewteLJ , by the opllllons IIr alii thllt I
, III nut dls'uss It. Uuug'ess ! hils In-
dl aled lis "pllliun hy ahftlldoulnJt
till. . Ineh"d III the II 1'11I V IInri 11I111'1110
c 'rps , allll. w"uld rH.t. It Is asullled ,
Idupt It f r thc IIl1e of the navy.
Sad EndlnK of n I eunlon.
Albllny , N. Y. . Nov.WIllam : ! ! ) !
1111I1 : 'Iartha . IIl1le.l'lOlII ! ' , aged sixty -
ty yetl : ! . were toulld delld III II hod
In II hut.'j . here. 1111Ing been I1sphyxl-
aiI'd durlll ! ! the nhhl hv 1IlulIluilt- !
In. ! as , 'l'hei Wl're resldl'nts of Bust
U IIleslelll and arrived Ilero to llIeet
IlIelr two SIiIlS IInd their c1\I'\lIter- ;
lu-Jaw. who were to ho l-chllrl-ed ! !
Jr'lII the Altmny county peulteutl-
ary havlulsl'rved ! a terlll ( lr six
IIIlIutos f r poLlt IUlceuy und burg-
lary.
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PACE IS TOO FAST
NORTHWESTERN LOSES TO HE
MEN FUOM NEBRASKA.
TWELVE TO NOTHING
METHODISTS PUT UP SURPRISE
ON CORNHUSI < ERS
SHOW UP IN GOOD FOR \
X..hrn III' 111.1 Nllt 1'111. Ihll lI lInt 01\11111-
" 'hlln = "illrlh\\I..le.1I " ' ) " ' lIur JI , t
1'lIlIlhllll. A l.n'A' ' ' Urllwll " 'I\ III . \1-
t"IIII."IJI"
Ncbraslta , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .12
l\orthwcs1cl'lt. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .0
II chi a n . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .23
\lInnesoLa. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0
Ka IIsas . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . J 7
1\llssullrl \ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /j /
Pennsyvllnla. ] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .12
Cornell. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11
C. . ,111111 , h I a. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . G
: - , ! 'IICllse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /j /
Chlca o . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11
\ \ ' hcunsln . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0
IllinoIs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .30
lowa. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0
S Ia n turd. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3"
U lnh. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,11
Arn10ur . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .12
Au ustana. , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /j /
l.on1 ba I'd . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .33
Keoknlc. . . . . . . . . . . ' . . . . . . . : . . . . . . . . . 0
lrlllee. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .47
U rlnl1e11 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0
Ohio ledlc.1. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .43
Ohio" eloleyan. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0
" 'Ittenborg. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0
} { enyon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0
1\lIl1n11 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .24
Denison. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . Ii
Pu rd ue. . . . . . . . ; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . G
N otro Datno. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ( J
Barlham . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :11 :
H. se Poly. . . . . . . " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0
N e.lraslm's ! oal has not bren
rros'ed ! this senson. 'l'he ' ! 'hanl < gll\-
In urue with Northwestel1 resulted
in Il score or 12 to 0 In Nebraslm's favor -
vor und her yeur's record Is clean.
' 11110 game was witnessed by the
] ar est crowd o\'er uthered on the
N ebruslel lIeld. It was 1\ close contest - .
test , Illllch closer thun the supporters -
ers ot the scarlet IInd creum were
Innklng tnr. ' .l'he ml'n from the
Nurthwoslern pll\yell tile bo , > t IH\me of
t 0 Veal' und NehmslCl\ did lIot malee
.
as 00c1 11 showing as usual. .l'he
batlle was tull ot close situations
and tltere WIIS rave danger at tics
that tile purple would score. 'l'hut
tills dId not OCC'Jr Is dne to luole of
skill on the pnlt of the \'isltors and
the alJll1ty ot Nobllska to pull herseH
together at critical limes. '
One thing murs the remombrance'
of the game. Many helleve that
Pmplre Allen acted without cuuse Infrequently
I
frequently penal1zln the cornhusk-
cn It cost a touch clown alreaC1Y
carned IInd the Joss of the ball on
m Iny occasIons ,
A t the sturt Nebraska puyed ] fasl
ball , her bactes flUl1In t.l1O . NOIth-
western 1Ine a wide meshed slevo.
M H kel , Bender and Del1 smashed rur
repellted ( : talns Northw/'stern early
took a strong stand and Curced N e-
hraska to p"nt and on securln the
ball startml the tundem formation on
tuolcles \ \ hlch rlurlng the entlro ame.
was the most continuously successful
round IUllner.
Nehruska WIIS weak a left and where
Follmer. 11 II ! ! lIt man. tried to 1111 the
plnco of Shedd , a star end As the
piny ad "unctd North western made
moro frequent gulns In this spot.
Nebraslm havln partially solved the
tllndem COImatlon. Northwestern
won sevornl opporLunllles to klcle
goal tr0111 jJ'ld but two were lost
rumtJes , the Nebraglcn enlls reaching
Balr with the ball as It was slJapped
bal'k
The cornhllsleers on several occa'
Blons seemed to bo unable to resist
the charg-cs ot the purple warriors.
Onc" or twlco the 1Ine seemed to WI
to plecl's lIud oooasionally IIn openlnl !
WII'l fnUUll whh'h other teams thl
YI'11f did not tflr.llte. 'Phe mon were
not playing theIr IUlmo Northwest-
IJU hamrnl'rf' ( ] cou"tantly Ill. . the
wl'ulel'st _ detenR" , and lIIado the mllst
of nd\'lInta\e. \ When I'\hra ! lm
dl ! wade Into her I'pponentg , she
was [ ( ' ) ( ' ' penalized , cmuslrll- !
Ins ! ; " " or thl' haJJ that iliadI. ' the rOllt-
ers sick. The \'Isl till'S were penalIzed -
Ized four tlllJ1 ( ! , to ( Olevl'u fllr Nebras-
lell. fOeVl'n IIf t he latter belllg lor nl ,
Irg-eel hulclllJl ! which cUllser ! a loss ( If
I hB hall It Wlli dlsl'oura llIL ! wllrlc
Cor the cOflllHl"t'PfS anr1 1I11'Ir glllllt'
sh'\\'r , ) It. But lhev held tholl enel
ugalnst these O'I ( } ; ! ( , helr teillll worl ,
WIIR 1II'\'r Inlertered with 1'II'y
pl'uu'lf'll the NtJlthweRtern line UII-
mcrclCully and always made gains. .
Use Axes , Revolvers nnd Clnbs.
Mllwnnkeo. Nov. 28.-As the roe
Bult of a battle west ot the city limIts -
Its , In whIch axes , revolvcrs and
clubs were used , Oerllllrd alld Aibl'rt
Beilfuss IIl'e In the hospital lI11d till'
latter may die. Ho was shot In th ( '
breast ulld wus Cl"r 11IJUrd wllholll
the nttentlon ( , C a r1lctor. The uIII'LC'
OIl aSlialiallts are Max aliI ] 1'11111 0. .
tell. Mllx was IIrre tccl bllt his hroth
er eSCI1IH'd. ' ! 'he trou hie Is the re-
Bul. . of a Qunrrel sevcrnl weeks ago.
' , : w " , , - . "f"r " ! ; "I ; ! "IT
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* NEBRASKA 1
NEWS-NOTES I
$ fK $ i3 ; z ; @ $
J. W. Durrett , un IIlec1 mnn , was
,
struole oy IL Burlln ton tl\in ut Wy-
moro IIl1d killed.
' 1'ho horse allll IHlgR1 stolen trom
A. Allun III , Cedar lHulrs ! Jas been re-
ooverorJ.
i. . " B. 'rums , who hllR been running
the c.ountry : dejlnrLluent store In
Gruf , hns disappeared.
nastln s Broaddus , who wns 8hot
Saturday by ,1111I \\1111 < 01' lit Orawford
died. ' .l'he mon had quarroled.
Henry Brown , 1Snc Indian nnd
\'etell111 of the cl\11 wal'l dlod recont-
Iy near lJ'lllls Uity nt the aeo at gO
yelu'J.
'l'ho Hev. J. S. Shepnrd of tl10
'J hlrd L'resbyternn chllrch ot Lincolnl
11118 acceptc' " a cllll by the ] ucul 1'ros- :
b 'terlall c _ .ch at li'l\lrbury.
At Loulsvl11e James 'l'uryborrr : and
Mr. Paterson I'lld a rUlHlway , Tury-
berry's collllr bono being brulten and
ono ot the horscs 'Jelult killed.
At Luup CIty , U. Watko was bound
oyer in the sum of $5,000 tor Betting
IIro to tbo UU1'tOW elevator at Ash-
ton.
ton.J.
J. L. Howard was urrtstod nt Fremont -
mont und tUICen oacle to Sowurd
where be Is charged with beating a
betel bill.
li'lro brol\O out In the brlcl < harness
shop or l'rnuk ! Husllno at St. ' Pllul.
l'he loss will nut exceed $200 , covered -
ed by Insurance.
A specla ] cnr on the Unton Puoillc ,
conslstlnl { of thlrty , cars ] uaded with
cOill and beets mot disaster near
Warnorvillo , nine cars bolng wrcckeC1.
'rhe track was torn up tor a ] on dls-
tanco.1
News has bcen recelve In Patts- ]
mouth from Hawllns , Wyo. , tn the
offeot that John MUlllln , a former
PntlsllJuuth ( saloonkecper who was
arrested at that place several months
Ilea for shoot I ng 1man during a
quarrel , had been acquitted.
John Larson , who was taken to tbo
Hastlogs asylum trom Lincoln , esc -
c \pod tram the ol1leors durIng the
trip und wandered through the country -
try to Uluo lIiII , where he was talten
In chan o oy u farmer and t.akon tal
ned Cloul1.
#
For sarno time pllst thieves hnyo
bron opOlatln In and around No. '
b aska Ut t and ha'e taken se\'ernl
hend of cattle but last Saturday they
took ton hod ot fine hollers Crull ) L. ,
A. Kropp's pasturo. No trace at ,
IIIlislng stocl , can bo found and PUlI I
t es 111'0 scouring the c' untry.
'l'ho cyllnr1er hcad ot the enRlne at
tl1e Wlrt Mtllln cOlIJpanyls ptllnt at
' ! 'eeullIseh blew out Suturday nllthtl
( lalIla lng the en\lne \ to that extent.
I hat a IIOW machine will have to b
suppllel1. G. W. Wlt , Is in LIncoln
aud Omaha lcolelllg tor n new en-
glno. No dalllajlo of consequence
\vas done to the mill butJdlng.
A team driven by an old gentleman -
man named Youn , wIth three
rnlJlsons , was struole by u switching ,
I rul n near Nortoll < and the waJt'n do-
lI1ollshcC , ono her c killed , the young ,
men thrown oft the track and the old , .
man betwcon the rails. The car n'UJ !
deraIled anl1 thrown across the tracie ,
to whloh tact tbo old gcutleman
owes his Jlfo
Frank Sehmehr of Deaver Orosslng ,
W ! ! foutl Rullty In the district cuurt ;
on two charges ot soiling Intlxlcatmg
liquors without a IIcenso , ana waJ !
assesged 11 11 no of $200 1 n each cnso ,
this being the second time he hl1
been betOle the court tor failing to
take out a Jlcense. lIe took an appeal - .
peal to the supreme court and tur- , '
nbhed bond. I
A proposal has heen made by whlch\
Kearney wIll loIaln a now Industry In
a strawboard tactory , to e operated :
on a very oxtensl scale. ' .rhe pla
Is to rner o the canal nnd water pow. .
er and the old colton plant and ,
equip the laTl e bulldlnJts ot the lat-
tlr with high grade paper mill ma. ,
ehlnery , All li'lrts of strnwhourd
products arc ro bo manutactured 1(1
I he plan 1'1 mmled uut. It Is bacl < cd ,
IJv strong capital.
'l'ho plallt ot the SIoux City Beet ,
! } 'l'IIP and Preserving company ha9
been absorbed by the Great Western
Beet SlIqar company , u wing ot the
beet sll a r trngt. ' ( , ho cn pi tal stock
\VIIS Inl'reased trom $100,000 t.o $200-
1100 , and Lho adl1ltlonal $100,000 was
tal\'en by the trust. TI11s lIIoney
will be used to rOlllitruct complete
llJr.o o tactory here , which wIll ern. . ;
ploy 150 men anJ use 1.000 pounds of
corn dally.
CASTORIA
For Infants nnd Children.
The Kind You "avo Always Bought
Bears the /R / /
glU\turoot
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