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. . AMIUIBR ItT. IUId r.bll..4'I' '
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'ho mcrnor'I ! the thlll , nlHI Plcl'p , ho
OC8 tIlO mnrgl"g ,
The money lilt hi to the BulJlIrlnn
"andlls 1I1ay ho ch.\l'Jetl to the ncJver.
U lnJ : expcl1Re nccotmt ,
It J. 1robnbly fmfo to flny thllt no
UUe Enrollc/ln / will he nhle to IIInl'ry
, ne-lq Grccn for her lIIolley ,
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Ont of tIle ) lOCtH 1I11110UIICCH thnt "Our
, best thoughl" ure 111 words wo neVer
sq. " Tbo poct IH not n Inlly ,
The Oongrcflslollul Hecord Is to he 11. .
t.rntcd , I.utur It IIII1Y IHld Il colol'ell i
1upplemont utilI give Il Imilit h01 : with
: tach copy.
' ' ' wcnllh cJocs
Andrew Cn1'llcA'le IIII'H :
lJ1 t brillg hllpplllCIIH or HU tlHCIIOlOIl ! ,
horo'8 noUllllg leCt Cor AIIIlt'oW to U'y
,1mt hoa von.
RURsell Bngo HtllI Clitll 1O'CClit IUIICh ,
" " and ml1es whell Hllolam to uhout
bIg I08 IG 111 renl CRtUlt' , HUHHel1 10BCS
nothIng-not e\'cn fdel'll ,
/
A corrc8110J1llellt WlllltH tlIwow It n
roan cnn be n ChrlaUulI Oil $ i 1wcek ,
: ! 1'bnt woultl dCIIII1l1 IlIrgely ' 011 how
mnch nioney hlB wife 111\11 ,
"l'ho cnth ot Dr , 'l'l\llIIuo ( delu'l\'clI \
, tbo world or one of Ill : ! 1II0Ht ehum'ful
, pUmlsts , An Ollllll\IRt \ IH hluSHlll1-t
both to IIhllRelC Illltl to lI1ul1k1ll11.
Nm'r' Yorl , eheRH pllll' ! Inu/hcd / HO I
1mI'd nt n rUl1ny Htol'Y thnt he IlIed ,
Chcs playerll IIhouhlnlwlI'H ho cnl'eful
, to nvold nnythlll ns "Iolent 1lfj luu/h / ,
' \Itg.
Itg.Tho
The rIch 0111 lIiulI who II/Iel / ollly $10
, bt hIs pocket whell ho WUN IIl/1rrlell / nl ,
, wny thlllls hlH dnll htr ) deNut'ves
, Iomethlng lUnch hetter thnn.hul' 1II0th ,
'tr got.
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'Tho collnr"huyhl II IIIII ! , who uRuull '
buy ono shIrt collul' Ilt It tillie , nllll
coUa l1nl n dml\n ! othm'lj with his dIrt ) '
MnaS In the ollCmlloll , , Is l'OlllhlIII / ut
last tor hln "h/u'e / or IlIIbllc elml\1IIelll'
Uoa.
Amnn who uRed to ho KIII or SlIulli
has .reccntly died , I'elllhllllll thc wOI'hl
at the fl1ct thnt It II ' ' ' ' 1'01'
II'el'y : : ! enH e\'ell
: ano who hns heellil Idll to ho t'or ollcli
.
. .Iurn be'a 10lle froll1 the throne u few
: : ream
Martha Wanhill/ton / , who elijoYH thl'
.SstJnctlon or hln : thl nllO wlCo III ull
: the world to wholll n hllHhnl1l1 1I0v l'
r
: tel a 1\t' \ , Is nhollt to he IIIl1do HUll
mom famous h ) ' hn viII ! ; hel' plct\ll'o 011
.at postngo 8tnllll' ,
, ProfesBor Heg/s / , thu Dell \1'1' IlIIhlle
, school oOlclul willi HIIIl ! Ill' hnll'ved thllt
bcll in 1I1O hl'I'eul'h'l' wl1hll1'll \ IIIOl'e
: fIercey tor the HlllllhiWUUll'1I / thtlll 1'01'
'lbe BInnIng 1111111 wellt out or his WII ) ' 10
look for trouhle , lIe 1'oulld It.
T.realdent HehwulJ or the teel 'l'I'UHI ,
bougbt It pnper frolll u hlllld IIlwHhoy !
1n .Now York the othOl' tlny nlld II vo
111m a 55 bill tor It , Wo will \'CIII\Il'U
, to ny tlI t Mr , foIl'hwnh uu\'m' hnel
more renl tun for $ : i In his 1It'0 ,
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What to (10 with the 1IIll'IIIuH IB IIkl'I '
to perplex the ) loUlIchlllH OIiCO IIIlII'e ,
! l'rcasury oOlclnlH HUY thllt It will Ilroh ,
. .ably nmount to OIiC hmllh'l'd 1II11l1011 I
' :
1lnrs durIng the Irescllt IIscul ) 'etll' ,
] \Voultl puzzle 1IIOHt or us to dcchlo I
, JIO , . , to PClU ] tllllt > > um or 111011I.10 I
.
.we should be , mUellt with IIIIY ( 'UII'
rcsamoll who muy lIIule Coollllh 111'01" ,
mltlmlll nbout It. We might 1I0t 110
: much better thl111 tlll'Y ,
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A smnU mil tt ( 'I' , hut 0110 whIch will
, prove It couvellllmco ull11 whIch IhoWH
c.'OlUdllcrnUoll , Is the orllm' IIIR\ted h > '
the PORtolllcc Dellll'tlllollt ) , tIlrcdltl
11ucl : aU mnll-mnltel' for ollll'l'rR IIlIti
creW8 of United Stntes'cSllclR IIhllll
he currIcd nt d01llcstlc l'nteR or ll11RtU l' ,
No , mutter where the IIhlls ) mlhl' ,
wlmther In Ohltll1 ' ' SIIIIIOII
orI1'OIIl 01' I
or South AU1lrlcn ! , : ! cellts will lll'l' '
llu1eUcr welthlll lellll thnulIII OUlll'e ,
AUhouglJ femlR 81111111'0\1111111 ( 'ertnlll
reJlollB11I1 ( Rome fnmlly hn tr'l'tIII 11Il '
1n0l1t "rUh JCllU1'lltlOIlS , yct thl' 1'111111 ,
tI\S ot 1I101'orn ' C\\lI7.1It1011 ! \ IImll Oil thl'
' " , "JIOJO to Illc out11. . \ 1IIC1'1 l'lI 11 11I1I11I/ / :
" f'cnlly In I1n 1 1It.llIlh : hOUHl'111'1 lit"
trnL'h'l by n , IlIulo I\l' bet \\'l'I'1i t WII
' "OUIIJ ; Ill'U Oil the ollrly hi lit 111' ) ' of
OUt11 Afrlcn , It COIICCI'II'tI thc 'nHl' of
. \ JO\'crlor or thnt II1'o\'lnco who hllli
.A1I' 'tt rl'Cnllcll b ) ' , the CololIllIl SIWI'I IIll' \ '
or 11le lIllY , 'rho dlscUIIBIOII WIIH IUII' '
dUI.t l with nhlllt ' ,
Jrcnt ) nll\1 Imowl
& ' ( I/I' / 011 ( 'Ill'h lillie , , \t IIIBt OIlC Hnlll tl'
1111' oth'l' . " ) III ' I nsl ; : how 'Ol1 COIIII ! tl
110W 1'10 milch oC an ohscure Irwilioll t ? '
" \\11) ' , " t'clIUml till' 01111' , "tho " ; 1)\1'1'1101
' 1T'UH lit ) ' rnilltrll UlI'r ! " " 110 wnll l'
( 'jtculltl'd : hI ! ' ! OI'IIUlll'IIL " 1'ho Colullln II
' ' { 'rctll1'Y wns mlllu ! "
, , TIle t\\"o I > altOtnB uro 'havIng n booll
( If Ha' tJl'nlthlKt I.hul , North DnltOtn'l '
1ll'1111Jlltiull IlIcrcuHNI 7r I'cr ecnt In Ihl
lx'lt 1\11 " ' ' , I.nllt ' '
\ ' "l'III'K ) ( 'nr 150,000 1m
r.tir.lnh ! fOUlIII homcs there , UIIII thl :
J'r Il Is l'Htlrnutcll OOOOO moro wll
I. J'J. t''rl' , ( ) uth I > nlwta Is rll1'ng ! ul
11t11l-L lift \\'tl1 ; , 'l'ho IlrOlhtctlvcn18 Q
" 31w. lioIl 1 : < < II rellt nttl'uetlon ror rnrll !
. 'l't ( . Tilt' HIIIotIl8 nr not only tli
J.n'tt : " , bt'ltt tlelds at the worll1 , 1m
1Ia' ' I1r. . Kultnillc fOf t\ln-rHll1cd \ Curn1
, : : _ TlIl' corn croIs ) h"e , , 'I'he 1111
. 'fllt' 111 :1rW'r : tlum t he crol' of the m :
, In' nlttt : \ l' hns lIt'en In rt'eU
I
J'carlS. nml111 he IItore thun hnlf tlt
.
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COlllltr"S crop thIs HonSOll , orth 1 > n.
IlOtn hils n b'rDRS arell or torty 11I11\1011 \
lIel''fI , nllli 0"01' Ulls wholt ! urell the
'IlvcrllHo rnlllrnll III Hpvcllwcn Inches ,
The CnrmorH ot tile DlikotnH hll"o IllIh ]
air theIr mortguHJs ! IIlId IU'O II CII : 1111'
I'ule two HI'IlHOIIII
tntlng mOlley. AH 11
will clellr ofT IrIClllllllrlllll'Cfj nlld I'UY '
nil rUIIIIIII eXIWIlHes Itlll ! the 1I1lI'chnsd
) \rlco , 'fhls III thl' rl'lIHOII " , h ) ' there Is
lIuch Il rliKh oC ClirtlIII'H ! CI'om IOWII , 1111.
1I0ls , WISCOIIIIIII , 111I11111111 IUIII tllo lId.
cJlo WORt , jllat IIH YCIII' ! ! UJO there WitS
11 rllHh or 1' "Rtnrn CIU'IIIIH'H to the thl.ll !
Westl'rll Htlltes , 'l'he ) lIddle Wst )
IIIny ) 'et hnvo Its 0111 hOllll' festival > > ,
IIH the 1 lIst ! H 1I0W hll vlllg them ,
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Au I lIlItel'll JlC\\'HIIIIIll'I' hus dlHcover.
ell thllt tlw 1IIlI'Ior hl1H 1I1I11lI1dlsullllUllr.
cd CI'OIll the 1I\'el'U c Allwrlcull hOlllo ,
COllie to thlllk or It , thllt Is so , alltI It
cnll well 1mIIIu'ell / , 'l'ho II1 l'ior t hll t I J
IlllHSlllg WUH 1I110llt IIH ChCOl'fll1 liS n
COlllOtel'Y on It rulllY dll ) ' , nlld II ttllchctI
to It WlIln ! Calnt 01101' thltt CIIU be fllUlIII
111 110 othcr Illace except II III'IROII , 'l'ho
blllltls were IWllt clo j)11o ) tI/htly / that
110 cm'lolls l'U ) ' oC HIIIIHhlrlO coulcJ IllY'
Jolllm bllr 011 the IItlfT Curllltmo , or
lIll" , thu color Ollt or the cnrpct , 'I'lacro
WUH II1OfHlultlo llotllng O\'el' thulll'Iures \
' ' ' ' uml
oC gl'alillCathCl' IIl1d gl'Ulldlllolhel' ,
lho rew hool'R 011 the tllillo WCl'O ccr ,
tllllll ) ' JIO"Ol' mount to 1m rlutl ! , Nohody
elltlrl. ! ( } this IIIIror ! eXI'clt , whell com ,
II/lilY cum ! ! , ' 1'0 thu chlllh'Iclollell It
WUK It IIIYStcl'Y. 011011 , It IIWllllt thu
WClIl'llI of HUlIllllY clothes thnt HCl'lltch ,
ctlllllil Uclded , ulld the tlonlllllg of COlli'
Pllll ) ' IIIl1l1nlrH ! , which IIro , ! ll'hlulII natu.
rill , You Hilt In UgollY , Wlllhlll thll
HhlJeJi IUllll1cvor hcell \'Clltctl , 111111 out.
Hhh' the lIun IIlIti wlntl , Iho hlr'tllI 111111
till ! tl'Cl'H wel'l' ull ' ! lIII/llIg / "Uome oud
1111111111) \ ' , " W hllc ) 'OU , 111).1'1'11 ) hll' 1111 rlor
IU'hw Ill ! 1' , WNe Hu'III/ / ; : " \1'-1 : , 11I11'1111I , r
1I1my ! Hehool , " 111111 stulllhllll ! ; 111111 :
HlultcI'hlJ { till "l1Iol1H'I' " lilllcl : "I 1'1I11'
lieo whilt 11111'1 WIllII ! to'clll ' , Ill' Is011' /
Irnlly ! HO lu'l/1It / mHlulltUI'UI. " AIIII eOIll.
IlIIuy'aH ' ) ' - : 10 II I' ' pI'li I' IntlJI'l'lItclI
l1ud thluldu"If / : I hllll II fl'tJdduli hey
who tlldu't Imo\v uuy 1II00'I ! thnu thlll
Oill' , l'tI hu tlllllltl'tI ! to dl'OWII hllll , " Re.
1lIe III hCl' nil thnt ? or counm you tlo ,
null thu ! lI'ClII ! of thnt trll l'tl ) ' III I'lIdlll
Ilway , Ihl : Inrlol' , or thirty yem'li IIglt
will 1 < 0011 jolll the dotlo IIIHI the I"'at (
11111 , nutl olhel' Ilrl.hlllt01'e ! thllll-H , It IH
lI..l'lIl1lil' . . IJeolle ! III'C harllllll ! how to live ,
'l'he rlc'h hll\'O theh' dl'llwill/ruolllli / ,
'l'he pom' alill those with KIllIl11 htcolllll !
hlt\'o 11I1i10\.11..11 . thllt h01ll1
\ ! \ ! ! IIICIIIIH a
Illul'c to Ih'l' III , to I'ujoy life III , , TuIV ! :
HIiOUldl 1'011111/1 / allli 110 IIIMU , I.lgh I ! I'eo ,
pll ! 1'1111'1 Il't 100 11I111'11 of It , It 1'1I111 ,
lIlxl ( to pllrl' nil' In IIH h'lIlth'g'lvln (
IIUlIlIt" . ! ! , HOIII11 ( 1I1'I. ! to 1I11" ! lIot to 1001 ; :
t. ' 1'1 ' ' ' ' . ' ' ' . ' ' cm'tulnH
11 II ! I'll III'I ! ( 'IIi' l'OI'llI.'l'H , ,
' ' llC1ol\t ' ' I'hllh. . . .
! , \ 1 l'IlH , a 11111111/
IUI'hIlIIH , d07.lnH ! flf 11 tt Ie 11 rlll'1l'H t ha t
mutely ! : IllY : " 'I'hl' l'hlllh'l'lI 111'1' WCICOIIII !
to thl/ ! houRu11111 / 1111 IItlllosllhct'u o
IllulIHuro 111111 h01l1l' I'lljorllllnt ! thnt Iff
/ood / to I < < ! e , Hoooll.hy / to the purlOl'
oC olden tltlll'H Ullt ! Ifl'PI'lllI1 ; tothQ
1II'IIctll'ui hOIl1PH Ihut IU'I ! II1l1dc with u
Roll ! \'hm' fit IIIC l'Oll1fOl't 111111 I'hCl'rll "
Ill'SR of thOlll' who 11\1' III 1I1l'11l ' ! I..t . UH
whl'lI thl' ' ' ' ' '
hopI' tllllt ' l'I1I'11I'lItl'r A'etH
thl'ou-th ! t hl'I'l ! will III' 1'11I1\1jh or them
tl go al'ollllll:0.
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NOVCl 60lr ClU .
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r - - . . . - . r !
. \ no(11 hl'lIll I'm' II jlJlf l'llih III Oil
the lIIal'lwt , WIlI'thl'l' I'XIII'1'1011' / IIII1Y'
/1'1'1 wl11I1I1II1'o\'o ot' It 01' lIotl'l'II1I1I1IH to
hu Heml , In till' hcall ur thl' I'luh III It
IIlot , :11111 : III thl' 1'1101 11'1 II'I'I ht whll'h
IH HO 1111111111'11 thllt II w1l1 1111\\1' tuw : { 'll
1111I1 ' 1'1'011I the IItl'lIllI ' '
IIWII I'WI' : ul' thll
heall1'1 II l'l'H II It , wlll'lI thu 111111 I
Htl'llck the wl'l hl ( ' 01111'1'1 III cOlilact
with th\ ! \\1111 01' thc Hlot IlI'xt to thl
ll'l1dll flll'l' , IlIlll thull 1111 lIeltlitlolllll'
Irnlll'tuR 11'1 1IIIIIIII'tl'II to lhl ! 111111 , It hi
l'lIlIIllCII thllt II "Ia " ' ( 'r ulilug II I'lull of
thlR I.hlll wuultl hll1' 111I 11I1\'lIl1luJ.1 !
O\'II' ! allother Ilhl 'I'1' 1l 1I1 1111 tI'lllllllr '
duh ,
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" 'I'nllIllilit / nl' ' 1'11I'le ,
, \ t It mCI'tllI ! : of II Hodl't ) ' , Iho ml'm'
lIul'l ! ur whll'h III" ( ! l'xI'\'IIIIIJ.I \ ' Iurlll to
t heh' 1111 th'u l'OUlit I' ' IllIII to l'Ul'Il lit hl'I' ,
IlIll' of lI1"tm"IIIIIIII'r HIII'ukl'I'H tolll tl
Stll ! ' ) ' of HOIl1t'thlu whlt-h hlllllll'lII'\ \
OUt' of U'ellt Hl'ltlllll'lI EaHh'I'1i llOsses-
SIOUll ,
, \n 1 1I lIsh Hol 111 1'1' 1111a hl . I'IIW'
hOlll'lI 'I'ml , on hlH 1111111111 allil 1011'1'11 ,
11I'11I1'lul : 1'1"0111 II hl'ool" 'I'hl' Hohlll'l' , III ,
IHtI'lJ'autoIlUlSS. ! . a'l' him aIt'J" \ 'I'hl' '
'l'Ill'I , JIIIIIIIltl ! tll hlH f'lI ! , 111111 wltholll , I
wo'd III rllcl , t h1 1I IIHh HoltllCl' HII ulln
011 thl' flll' ( ' , 1'I'1\IIIg \ him to till' ! : I'OIlIIlI. .
'l'hl'I1' ! uIIII'I' 1'n lIfh sultlll'l'H 1II111h' fut
' thl' lIcnt 'rlll'l , allll In'I'llIln'll to tlllw 11
' hUIIII ; hut two It'llIhllll'lI l'tlllll' UI' , HIll I
.wI'lu . t hilt the t1 ht WlH : Ulll'\'I'1I Insist.
I'll 1111 filiI'lltl \ ' , 'I'ho ' 1'11I'1 , whllllH'1I IWI :
of the lou ; lIlIhull'lI ' , 111111 UH hi' ; . : n'C' tlll
,
lhh'll Olll' a IIlIlshlll : : llIllI'h , I'Xl'lIlIlIll'1I
" ow , 'l' \11\111111'1 \ , wilin 'I' ludIt' 11
' 1'111'1 , II 1-1I ; ! u , III' "IIl'1. ! hl' lltw-II't : ( ' 011\1
' ' ' ' ' "
frolll 'l'hll'el'III' ' !
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'I'ho IClluh't ' \ \ ' , , , " , , 'l'hl'I'O ,
11 " 1'\1' jot to et 1I'II'll' Il lHlh' 01
'ti ShOI'II , " HIIIII II1H Uun 'ou , " 1111I11'11I tin
tl'I'mllll'lI tn 111Yl' \ II I'enlllllhlllal \ \ ' , "
" " 'h ' , III ' I It'll r , to HWl'\'tl ' 1'1'11111'11 hl'l
' "rll'IIII "I'I\IIIIlI'I ' ' of slllil'
hl'Ht , \ ! 1\11) \ II/Ih' / :
' \ 'OU'oultl w'ar woulel hll VO to 111
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"I thlnl. , " Huhl 11 fel'lIll' oltl 11I1111 III
jO to'llny , "thnt I llIl\\ ! II tlllll'h or thl
gl'III , " Dl'lIth 18 kuoclllI at his 11001'
"ut he liI8 , "I thluk I hll n , 11 touch 0
the grill , " " 'hl1'1 " 001' 110\1111 WO 11I01'
tllill he , . . . .1\ , ' '
o UllIlI IN t'\I'I' too hl1\l to'llHUe ou
11 tlttlo sooll uII\"It , ,
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HU .rOR OF TIlE 'WE K
,
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.
01111 , Cllrlnll" 111111 r.nllllhnbtc Phollc"
of 111111I1111 Nlltllre Ornllhlclilly Por'
tl"ll'cII hy I'.mlllcllt'ol'd Artl"t 01
OUI' OWII Uuy-A Illllhet ell uu.
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DOI'1I11'thlll ! ! crlous , I IIRsuro
JOII , YOIlI' wlfu lI11'l'cly hnK , Il 1:11111111 :
1111'(11' Oil tllo NIII or her tlll\/lIb / ,
glllll'l'k-HIlY , Iloctor , IH thnt 11' Cnet ?
feH'tol'-Cel'tflllll ' , Hh'l I hOle ) ) 'oU
1IIIII't IlIlnk I woul,1 , 1IIll1l'el l'el'leut the
"
I'IIHI'
' : ' " , hilt ' '
I''WI'I"-No ' , 'Olll' IlIacllvery tllnt
ll'l' lOllOlIO l'I'lIlI ' 11\111 cud
: ; : \ 1111 seelllil too
OOt ( 10 110 b'ue ,
1111111 ( nil III" Ut ter.
"Wm'l' ' IrH , ' ' .
) 'OU IJt DoStylt'H' l'ecep.
tlon IItHt 1J\'Cllhl/1" / lllilwll the hUd , M
they UlIt ! elowlltowu ,
" O , " relllll'll ' the youlI II1nn , "hut I
Willi lit thl'l o hllllll , "
"Wh ' , how lclIJhtfull" ! she exclnllll'
I'll , "Whel'lJ were the " ' "
itA till ) ' ullelu'H , " rCIIIILI ( ! tllo ) 'oUlh ,
with II Hlr'ClluouS sigh ,
Urn ve'y nOlld ICllllllcd.
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'l'lw BI OIlC-\ . \ \ ' 'er nCl'ald to tl lt ,
'rile Im'ed ! 01lL'--1 1IIII't n f1'llld , but Ir
1 lick him 11I0 1I11111ell'l"lI'lIlp 1110 fm'
tlA'htln' , und If "ho lIeleR llIe lI1e fnthCl"1I
whll ) llIe' fcr g'ltllI' lIecI ! ; : ) !
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; \Imclllille View /If It.
Irfl , Wl'IICl'lyWhnt IrIloRllhle ) !
thll1/1I / IIIII ! hCl'H In the 1I0wHllall'I'S ! 101'
IlistUllcl' hl'l'lJ hlllll '
, : IICCOUlit uf an nllgl'Y
womall who \\'Ilt ! ) ildlldillt'nrs / ,
WCIICI'I-Whnt's lII1)1081111Jle ) nhout
tllut ?
: \11':1. : : Wedm'ly-What'll hnll08Hlhlc"
\\'h ' , the lt1tm or 11Il ) ' OIlO's weullIII ; ' :
sCflllllll tOIll'S !
'W'tII'I-Oh , that'I ! all rl/ht / , In this
CUHe the WOllllltl WUH I'ollllbl ) ) ' Ula1'
' ,
l'hII.
: \11'11 , Wc < ! erlWhnt'oulll her 111111'-
l'lll e hll\1J to do'Ith hm' weelhlH
RClIlllllI teal'H , I'll 11l , ! ! to knowt/
Wellm'I'c1 \ , 1. nllll'rlc'll womun ,
'Oll Iwow , RCOIllR to thllll , It Is 1111 to
hm' to Iwell hm' hllHlJlltIIl III hot watm'
n1thl \ ! tillie ,
Jler 111' " UIIII UII\VII' "
HhL'Docsn't1118 : Sllllhhlu' ' h's 1I0H"
tlll'lI 111' II wfnll ) ' "
I L'-YIJS , Bllt I unelm'stallll hN' 1I0e ! : !
hl\\'u lm'lIcll se\'C/'al ) 'Ollll llIen dowlI
thIs HI aSOIl ,
JlolI1. : Thelr , nest.
Fllthl'l'-Nnw I'ellwmber I
- , , haye for-
IIhdl'lI ! , nll tli A'II out with ) "Ollll Tom-
Ihlli ; : : 1101I't let lilt ! catch , \'on to ether
IIIIIII ! ,
" o , 111I111I ; Wo'l1 tl' ) ' not to-l.lfe ,
Allother GI"Cllt UIHCO\'r ) ' ,
n "m'-\ 11hl'lIllIl oC hay fe\'er haR
hl'cm IIIHCO\'l'I'ptI In KunHIlH ,
: \1 'O1'O' ! What llIadu the dlsco\-
I'I' " !
r. 'l'I'-\ ) lh 'HJclltll who WltR 8lmllltn"
IIl'lHlHlr l'II-II ! ed tu tvuI'IISI ! ! / " , ll1ows.
I'nt' " 1I"hllc.
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" 11'1111 \ , 1':1 tI II II'e , ) ' 011 Meeu111,1 :
IlItl'I "t" ,
" \ ' ' ; , III' tIl'l"H ! 01 lhou-tht ! 01 Sll \ \ '
hIm 1ll'"USH the sh'l'et l'other (111) ' , nllll
he tllllU-ht ! III' sa w IlIl' , bllt whell Wl
! : ot "JI 10 Olll ! Iluotlll'r , bedlld , , It WIH
Iwithl'I' of UII ! "
nnllcllt rle ,
" " 'lIat. II ( 'hllll ' l'I'C'atlll'O thIs uow
I'XI'C'lIllulIl'I' IH ! " l'X1'I1I \I'll \ a'slu ,
"Willi t's till' t l'Ollhl ( ' ' ' , " , ulilwl1 th
( ' 11\11'1 ( lUll'hll ,
"Ill ( ) ) 'lh'I' to 8atlst' ' public lIelltl ,
IIIl'Ut , I ut'IIl'I'l'll thl ! Ilcl'llllltntloll 01
t WII II r tlI ' I'll \I'll t ! U tt cul1u u ts , "
" ' 1'110 OI'lh'I' WIIH stricti ) ' ( 'lIl'rll'll
' "
uut'j"
" 01' ( 'lItlnm , lit' wnlill't cOlltelit wit !
IllIhlishlu I hl' llews or their' cxecu , ,
tlnll , III' IH'ltllIlly l'Ut theIr hends otT , '
- - Wm.hl II-I ! Oil HIIII' ,
Un t hCI' I' : 1:11 t hltlcnt.
" [ wuuhln't mil 1'1' ) ' the best man 01
l'II1'th , " slllll thl' t'lIlr ft'lIInlo , who hUI
hl'ell tI\1 \ uJ.lIll1 t n Ilmlor soUtnlro Co
SlIlIIe fort ) ' 11I111 KtlIIIUlt'rN ,
"Utlhl" rwh'll ) thc lIlIl llllcholor , II
; ; L' ( ' 1111 l'l'IISlIll wh ) ' ) 'Otl lihtltlltl h/1\1
Jlel'mlt ll'll l hlt \ r11II111'1 ! , to ( , ! lCIIIII' ,
1IIIIu't 1\l4k \ ) ' 011 to 111111:0 ; : III ' 111'0 a bill'
Ill'U , "
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Horn Hliliomot.
" , Johll , " ( 'xc1l1ltl1cl th , Ittdlgnnnt
ot1i'r IIl1ll'of the ( : IImhluntloD , "cJo you
flce this hlollll hulr 011 ) 'otlr cent just
whJ1'e 0110 of the Imtl ufI Is' missing ? "
"Yes , III > ' denr , " Illeeltty roplled JOhD.
" \ \ ' ( \ 1sh' \ ? " IIhe ( ! uerlcd , In wno
tlwt dOlllnlHled 1111 OXllh\lJnUon.
"Oil , It'l.I 1111 rl ht , " nnswered the
he ul of the house , 8 he wlnloo ; : at
the Cllt , " 1 Il\It \ the hnlr where yoU
Coulld It Cor tlw IHlrpoHo or uttrneUnc
your Itttention to the huttol1 whlcb hIlS
beell mIssIng for nCllrl " n'eok. . " .
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Thc View ; \tullcutlnc , .
"I tell you , sir , " snll1 the snl1oyel1
IllIHseuger with the l.I rglllucountur tie ,
" 1111 women lire born gll11bler , "
" ' 1'lInt's l'IIht , " olJsurved the Jewelt.y
II I'U III Iller. "I Iwow or 110'erll I who
1IIn 'ell hClirts to cutcb cJlllmondll , "
A tIllcful I.c on.
MrPusher'fhnnl , hen ven , that
\'lslt Is O\'er , How rude the woman
\\'IIS to mel
: \h' , PUl.lhur-But wbl1t toolc , you
tllCl'e ? You Iwew-
" , Tllmef ! ! She was bOnl n VllhUlCOY ;
she OCH C\'or'wlwrc , Beslllcs , now I
kilo\\ ' how It IH dOl1e-l..trc.
l\lorc of Our NobIHb' .
Irs , Hy Dl'lllem , wIfe or the well ,
knowII 011 mngnute , wIll Illtend the
cOl'onntlon ' , rllniblg 118 IUI 011 BIU'oncsH ,
'Mr , IllchuBI11Ulld , who purcllnscd It j
Count for his dnuJhtor Inst yeur , hna
domnndetl n rrollt Hent Ilt the corona"
tlon , clnlmlng tllo mnl , ot n Count by
r\'Cl' ccJ Inherltn.nce , ,
Hnlll , Dubbs , the potn.to 'kIng , oe
Yorl ; : County , Peunsylvlluln , Is prepar-
Inj : Cor II trip to London , lie expccts
u I'o 'al IJox I\t the coronntlon-Bnltl.
more Amorlcl1n ,
A Prclhllillury.
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.rhon those pugilists nre goIng to
tight , "
"Yes ; t1ierellched nn Itl1llcnblo
ngrt"Ol11ent-Pucl" _
8uvc the } > cnlllcI ,
"Herc's a begging letter , " sn.1d RUB'
sell Snge. to his , stenoJ.'l'npher , "You
nUL ) ' nJul\\'cr It wIth 1rerusuI. \ . "
"Yes , sh' , " nnRwerccJ the key l11anlpu.
III tor ,
"You wJ1l oIJlL'\'c , " continued tllo
IInnncler , "tlmt there Is It two-cellf
8tllllll' Itttnched for repl ' ; so IIse n
Imstlll ( 'Ill'd In nlls\\'l'I'lng the t'Iumunl ,
l'1I tlolI , "
, Proof I > O ! ltlvc.
'I'he , T\HIA'e-Accol'l1ll1 to the 0\1.
dencl ! , Ir's , O'lloollhl\n \ , 'ou threw It
IInt-h'on ut ) 'OUl' lIulhnud ,
: \11'11 , O'Uoollhm-Yls , 'ou honor ; nn'
nCl'al'llIn' t' hIs fncu 01 hit him , b'gor ) ' ,
Po te" . '
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Gl :
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'l'l'HI'hI'Wllllum , IInl1 the squuro
I'oot of nil ) ' lIul11h'I' ,
W111I11111-1 thou ht the ) ' founl1 them
all lasttl''m-gxchnllge ,
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Hh.rht III the olllr Plex1I. . . ,
PIl\ \ - Gol1'stl'llWR me ns hehl 11 1'0.
IIllll'lwlll > ' ! ; 00l1 jul1 lJ of humu11 DU-
Im'c ,
PlJngm'o he IH , Why , olll ' ) 'ester-
Ihl ' he toll1 Ill ! ! 'ou1'0 thu hl gcst
fool It'as e\'Cl' his mHfOl'tuIiO ! to mect ,
' \1111111. : to " "m'k ,
"rJlld ) ' , " snll1leundrlnJ : ; 111c ; : , "I'm
wlllln' to WOI'I CUl' "
; : lIle dlnller ,
"You arc' ! "
"Yel'm , Dllt dog 0' 'ours hns nip ,
11l'11 llIe' two thl'cI tI
or ! meR n season
l'I/1\I' ! / : fur the Inst three 'eal'B , [ 'm
l'eull ' fur rtJ\'UII O , IIn' I Wlllt to make
It sOlllot'lng IlIlIu I'ee'hle , somet'lng
11nl'Il hlll'l'OhIs f'cIln's ; oll\ct'lng dnt
\\'ouhl huml1lnte f\ll'u\'er Ir I
\ \ mo \ \ WitS
hllll , I.ul : " , Ir ) ' 011'11 Jhllme 11 bnr 0'
HOUP nIl' n ) lun o' Wlltl'l' I'll wnsh do
110WUHllln ; tou StUl' ,
" 'c It , It , , "
"lIow 101l WfiH I up In the nlr ? "
Ilslcll lhu'Ictlm of n 811h\\'u ) ' explosIon -
sIon , ,
"Oh ahout mInute ' ' ' '
, a , Wh'I'
"What 11 Ion/ / . : time to hL' Ilwny trom .
\ ] \ \ ' Yorl-Llfe ! ,
' . \ 1I0rrlblc SIH'lllcloll.
UI'o\\'lll-A UUIII In Xorth ClI't"011nn
l'l'l'I'IIt1 " houJht II fnl'lIl fOl' flO I\IHI \ sold
OIW walnut h'l't ! 011 It COI' $ ; 00 ,
\\'lsl'wI'll-'l'hm'c Is Ulle thluub01lt /
11n : t : : ; to ) ' ' I I'PIIIl ) ' IlIltn'l'e ' ,
Blowllt-Whllt'H thut' !
WIHIH\'ull-'l'hc tl'ec , nt lenst , WIlSll't
II chestllut.-Uhlcngo Xe\\'s ,
'I'he l.clI th the 'l'hlrlI : .
"Do 'ou belle\'e Iu Hlo etllcacy or
Ilrn 'l'l"t"
"WIII ! , I bclle\'o thnt lr you l1rny for
i'ulll 11'1'1 hounl1 to If ' '
' COllie , ) 011 pl'uy
! Oll onouJh.-PIllllllulllhlli ) ; ! Het'Qrd ,
A Xcw PhllliC , '
"Buwllre , sh' , how 'O\1 order me not
,
to see 'UUI' dll\l htel' 1Illlrl ! , I bolollg
to thu } , m'll'lI' ! Uulull 1111(1 0\10 wOl'd
.
from 11I0 will hO'cot.t hm'-Llfo.
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To One A 11011 t to t'tell OfT.
'I'hl' DIllhll.et mu g'1\0 ) 'OU It bit
, , or 11I1\'lco , III ) ' Ihmr , ' 1'0 Ii mllil the
Ill'llrt or the womun he 10\'I's Is lIke un
011 cO\1uh' ) " ,
' 1'110 ) ) Il\1ght'r-Ilow ( 'an thllt be , Jill ?
" ' 1'he Intm'et ! : IH Intellsc 0111) ' so long
ns thlI'O ! Is n prosllect or now dlsco\ " .
e1'les.-IJfe ,
Accoliutcil J < 'or.
Uhlll 'K- Why Is It thllt ministers
UIHUll1 ' 11I111"1' ) ' so ) 'U\11I
,11ul""lcl-Oh ! ' 1'hut's th ( ' enl > " gnmo
' . lit l'1mncu 11le"rt ! allowed to lllu- !
l'uck ,
MANY COLlJARS SEEN.
THE ARE MOSTLY OF THE SAILOR
" SHAPE ,
AU New OOWIlIt JInvo Them ntHI They
Arc nCll1\y \ Very I > reU1ntlc : of
Vch'ctl 811k or Other l llIc Mutcrlnt .
-"III hlou NotCH.
c" York corrc1lponllcucc :
UOII U8e Is being
mlldu at salor ! c , ; ! '
Ilrs , whIch 111 1\
nearly endless " \'n'
rlety ae lI1 IIlmost
to be the chlet
characteristic 0 t
new sUlI1mer
dresses , The col.
Il\rs nre u t 1'11I I !
larger thnll thosl' or
la8t ; ) 'Iar , alld tar
mol' e eluhornte ,
Nothing Is IIOW too
tinl ! or too 111111d ,
801110 tor thl8 nccls'
, sory , 'hose u1ItlII !
ot laces IlUll em-
brolder " al't ! by till'
the pl'l'ttcr ! , LIlt\ : !
nl\ll grnsI : : 1I1l n In
Ihtl'lI color arl ! ntl.
IIwrolls , nnd lilt ! all-
whltc coli Ill' , or
coure ! : , i ! : ! much
! 1ld ! : , I" ! e tuc1' d I
- . . , , - 11wn , mUll , orglllluy I
IInd chiffon finished with hnUlIome ! : np'
11\llllte \ Ilice nnd IlIslrtlon ure ut < l'd hlre ,
too , und hntlste ullil IIl1hlBook embroirl.
eroc1 CO\lIlI'S \ Olllpelo lu 10volineHs wIth
those Rtlnclled Ollt 111 hoth mlltednls ,
Bolero nnd eton jnc1wts hnrdly 111'0 COIl-
sldl'l'cll cOI11Ilete UIlIt' i'I ' thl' ' Hhaa col-
1111' 011 the Rllllor orelerIuch : coloretI
silk hluutltul1y npplillUl'd with : : Illk and
I
I'ownl. : Or nm nnll hlac.t : Inca Inllertlonll
nre nnothcr tl'nhlrl' ot st1\111h \ trlrnmlnlts ,
'Yhlto organdy own8 nro fiulshl'd'IUl
bIns tolthl oe lIo\'ored orlIndy ! cdSld top
nllll bottom with rullles ot 'Very narrow
while ' -nll'ncll'nne8 , 'fhe bnm19 nre put
011 In odd shllpes lhut gin' 11 strikIng loolc
to m01l1 ot thl' O\\1I8 , l lo\\'lrl'd ! organdIes -
dIes IInd mulls nre trimml'd with cluny
nlld torcholl , both In bUilds nnd metlnl-
1I0llS Whlll1I'et bnlJ ' ribbol1
, ! \ ! \ ) cdgclS
1I1nllY whltu jowns nllll looks \'ery dnln-
ty. ct nml ! IlCI drcssl ! ! ! usunlly are
trlll1mel In thl ! ! mnnller , Lace nnll embroIdered -
broIdered flouncls ! lire employcll exteu-
sively , nl\ll silk pnssemelttl'rles uru beIng
used on wnsh materlnls with Iood eIIcct.
'l'uckillg , 1.leatIIlS , sll10cklllg null Ih1t' n"l
110 not losu fa'or ulld nre Jellernlly ( .Clll'
ployed ou nc\\ ' modes ! , 'l'hef ( ! Is n ten-
dl'IIC ) ' to hn\'c bodl es blouse v ry freely
In rrout nud 11\1\11) ' hall soml ! ones tusteD
lit the bnck , 'l'hllj ullows the mnker to
Ilnboflltu thc trout more thl\l1 ever.
thbugh udvnntngu Is lIot nl\\"nY8 taken ot
thIs opportulIlly , Consider the cream
Ince hodlcc In tltt' mlddlc of the next 110- !
lure , whosl ! trhnmluJs were upple green
veh'ut nl1l1 Cllt steel Imttons , Ot course ,
much freer trlrnmln cUllhl hlv hcen ) Jut
herc , Mllny elbow Mlee\'es are seun , with
finish ot hnndsol11e Incc or en broldlrld
rulllcs , BlMhol ! sleeves bill ; more nt the
wrists , a111 UlIl1ershc\'Cs url ! ver ' mucb
lal'ger tltun the ) ' wcre IJllrl ; ) ' In tlte Roll-
son ,
Ot llnln , cnnvns , duck nnd pique gowns
t1wrl ! nrl ! mnllY very Ilnborute two"pleco
models , Oohon chcvlot reckons In here.
too , aud Is , by tnI' thc handsomest of nll ,
standing wo11 mllny Idlllls of IlaborutlonB.
A pretty dreBs of It Is shown nt the loet
In thl ! concluding slmteh , It WU8 , wedgc-
wooel blue , with 111\llng \ ot whltlJ duck nnll
tolds ot white pique us trimming , Mnny
ot thei'lc ' suits IIrc rntlter plain , tlte skIrts
finlshcd wlllt tucking , Rtrapplng or
.tlollnces , cents , nre maele with basqul8 or
belted in at the wnlst , line , nnd finished
wIth stltclllng , strnpplng or brnlel , or with
ruvers and collar ot SOIllI ! whltl ! wash ma-
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A NI'\\ ; ' YOKE IWl.'EO'l' A D SAILon COLLAn 'Y1ES ,
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I'hloll HoweI'll is lI1pd tor them , IInll
ht'lIv ' : : nloolls 111111 passt'll1cnterlrR e go
thelll , ColInI'll ot Hnon , p tIUC , uck IIn
Ienim ! arc worn , liS II rule , with suits ot
, tlte amc IIl1\terilll. lllck silk und col-
ur'll Hill. I'onts anll costumes , hoth In
Irallspllrt'nt lIud hCImnterlnls , are
trimmed with clnhOl'utc collllrs , 'rbose
ul'e scullol..lI , pointed or cnt In tnllcltul
fushion , some hang lIfull / over the
sllllulel's ! , uthers 11rawn ti ht to the bllt ! : ,
whel"1' t11l' ' nrl' tinlslle/\ with a knot at
l'ihholl 01' \'l'lnt ! rosottc , A Illulll \'II-
\1'1 colllu' is Sl'l'n IIOW 111\11 tlll'n , usuull '
In OIlW n'I' ' hri ht Shllllo , Onl ! nppenl'i !
In 11I'llu "s smull picture , nnd WII8 em-
cl'IIlll I'el'n vclvet on crenm Illce stuldell
with sl'/luIlIS , till ! jllekct helng liniHhe ,
fIll' u whl\l' . ( lIl11lt ' gown , : \101'1' rlllborate
( 'OIlIlI'S mnal1 " lire mlJl'c slltlsfnctor ' , 'fht !
)1rxt ) ilIustrlltlon shows two , n whitHII ! (
1'011111' emll1olllerl'd with slh'cr brnlll , nntl
u ) rett ' IIlfnh' ot stenciled hntlste ( 'm-
hrnllll'r ' Doyc ' yolll thc
, grll ! was ress
11I11 tl'finl in the first ( 'nse. whltc mURl1n In
thl' se 1'11I 111 , It hnrl1y ( lI1a " he snlll thut
thesc slIilol' collUl'lI , arc its plentiful nR
"O'H'H ' used to he , ; ) "It thl' ' nhoull to n
rll's.I'I'e thllt may mllke tashlonllbll's tire
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11'1'1111 bnncled with hraicllnD : ) ' hutl
In front ; othurH are In blnzer tushlon ,
Pongee IiUits mlldl ! on tbls ordlr UI'J
fashionuble and very cool. Tlte " nr
Rtltched in selt color or rc , greell , blnck
or , white , nntI nre lIIulle plnin or clllbornt ! ! ,
as one chooses , A simple OU ! ! reWall9
In the pictures , It'as natural colorld
ponloc , I\nd WIIS trinimecl with strnps ot
pongoc stitched In rell , had rell bone buttons -
tons unel t..It . nll collur'8 red \\'IIS crhn-
SOli'eh"et , Batistc emhroldery ancl ecru'
ChillY nl\ll tOl'chon Incl's nre used I\S trimming -
ming on mor ! ! eluborate pen el ! suits.
Some url' strnpped wIth emerlll green
\'l'I"et , 1 l\nc ) ' shirt waists in white Olt
bllUi'ltl ' ! usual1y are worn Iwnentb th
juclwts ,
Nulnsook nnd Inwn ruflleR trim me"
with lace /1nd insel'lIon nI'l' shown tor
wlnr oycr silk pett\I'olltH \ , 'l'h ( ! ' IIrd hut-
loned on to the silk Hklrt where tlte rUmE )
jolus nnll mn , be chllngl'll whcuvlr nec-
'l'he silk rullll 18 undel'llath the
e'snry , ! ! ! ,
Illwn one out.'lhle , Ilnll thl ! ! givcs the up-
p arnnr ( ! ot n wholl' whltl ! lnwn petticoat -
coat , Such ruflles IIrc ulso worn over
pongec silk Iwlticol\ts with goocl effect.
Plllln white lawn slirtl ! coulll be madet
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I 'rwo SUPLE GOWNS AND "A LAOE ' O- E , - - - - - I
ot them 800D , Yoke : : ! remnln , ot coune ,
and a new notion In thl > m is a ; ) 'oke effect
outlined h ) " bnnllll ot trimming , as In the
remaining dre8s ot this plctnre , Thl8 was
n dl'l1entc pInk onnulb' , IlIckl'd and xiI ; '
zalf I'II wllh crl'am InCl' illsertlon ,
'nil ! IlI'wesl wl\l h dre6scjJ nrIJ mncleV1tI1
little etolls , the boclcu ! ot 80mI' handsollle :
IIheerd mnterlal , 118I1all- ; chiffon or organ.
dy , Cream /\lId ecru Incl'b and t. mbrold.
I erlee arc emplorcd ; cxtcJUih'c1) ' on 'Wblte.
up with sevl'ral of thc8e handsomE )
flounel's bl1ttonlnlt on end could bl ! chau- !
cd fnOuentl ; ) ' , 1'JlO rulUcs arc e1.penslvl )
Just at present like all new rnds ,
Somewhat different trolD many co . .
nations ot hille a'nd grcen Is the USe o
two 11111e bhl ( ! birds which \ neltle In th.
bncl , ot n hat , which III composed en-
tlrelr of white hyacInth blollloml : : lut !
"reen tolla&e. ;
t
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