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. , .Aaa : 1t Cubn Ip.n't Cr , she will be 118
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li : ' I _ 07 ter trust. with Its douhle sup.
J ; t , _ 7 et the leU.er r. eXllccts to be In en.
M1 the ) "eflr round.
:1'he IIIYJdeneQ Im1leotell stronjly thnt I
Aptata OhrlHtmos hos Jot hlmllelf
e4I1IP with sOllie other Ilerson.
.AB&Utcr "IMe -lnpoleon" Is nn.
1IIetIaced. Still. It IIm't IIItely thnt the
"Ir I'14 knows oIl nbout the Llttlo Cor-
JP8r8l tlYCJ1 yet.
A Chlcnlo clt ) . olllclnl hn8 resl ne < 1 '
tlteca.U8C he coullln't 11\0 on the solnry
got. lie lIIust h/lve regnrded ImhUe
: Mltca as a publIc trust.
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" Admiral Hoh EV/lns 18 ( lIsgusted with
i \ U1 bombtulUc 1IUuelty or certuln
. ' Amerlean genernls. ' 1'hls Is hy oIl odds
tko fllJUllelt joke or the scuHon.
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, , ! 1'.be Centrnl Stll tell ure ) ) roll1lRed the
IleTentccn.yenr 10CUHt. 'l'ho overy.yeur
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w cnRS who expec10l'utcII on the side-
-.1k J1(1 In the street cut's Is out In
1Iearl , . nil the StnteH ,
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, ' { I : AUN Btone soys thnt llIIe. 'l'sllltn's
; 'I bY .8ortened the heurts or the hrl/ / ; .
. luul . Ah. whnt 11 , vOIlllerul thlnJ : n
! ' tHwy Is ! And whut 11 lilt .1 lhat Il hll8
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, ecomo unrllshlonllhle ,
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i + The new 100 hills Ilrc rnre worlts oC
\ . , : mt. 8n(1 while their pl'lceR IIII1Y not
I .1Id nco much In Sp1t1 ! of their Hcnrclty.
' ) they arc not 1\Iwl \ ) ' to drop lI1uch helow
' ' : par till IonA' liS Ullcle SllIll Is rllUnlng
"thJ. con till e 11 t.
Women nIU ro IICr cenl slower limn
.men. JUIl1P lI2 ( IeI' cent os fill' . nml
row a bll8e hell 45 ( ler cent liS fnr.
iN w will the "wolUlln'H 1'IJhtll" 11C < ! llle
. ! race these St.lltlstiCtl ? SomethlnA' l1Iust
: ' ! I done to t'OlUur\'e the rights oC the
I lonUy mnle.
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. Should UIC t > rectlon qC Crt > c puhllc
.J > > aUI8Jn the ( 'Itlt's continue lit the Ilres.
ent rnto-pll\ns hllye just. IH'en IUnde In
, 01lC city for sClllllnA' ) two or three 11111. '
, l1on dollllm on fl.t'e hllths-It will be
IUc ar ) ' to flnl1 n now Jrou)1 of ) IOIHl'
'lntfon to which to 1Illly ) Burke's
, phrasCo "fllo grcnt unwnshe > d. "
There Is IIttlt' fUeHtlon ) thot n A'ood
I" ny American ! ! cnt l1Ioro lIIellt thlln
.S hC1\1Ultul. A leflllCned use oC fllis
'IIt1lplo , , vlfll no Increlllll'11 l.'OnSlll1lptiou
ef other more nutritious nnd less stllI1u ,
hUng foods will IlrO\'e vnlllllblo In nH'
.lsUng mldlclIl RclentistH to pllt to rout
-rhcumntlc amI other dlHorllerH thot np-
. ; pear to Inerl'tlso rllther thun l1hulnl8b
. . .nth Ule ud'unce of cl ylllzn tlon.
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Thc Jlrl students III n ( 'hH ! ! In soclol-
" = Y In Chlct o Ulllyerslt ) . huye'o.tcl1 . '
.1bllt they bell eye III cO-t.'tlucutlou \ - I
fRUBC it mulccs thc YOIIIII ; I1Icn neuter I
. ) n dress nnd morl' gelltlclIInlll ) ' In he , I
, . . . " 1Tlor : UIO ) 'oullg nwn hl1'e voted. .
" , till' dlsllko for eo.cdllclltlon for tho. .
me n'IUIon. 'rhlls we hn"c exhlhlted '
the first stnte of II1lnd of the reforuwl1
lC\1'ard Ule reformer. It IH not until the
tetonnld hns grown IIsc(1 to the new
tlto that he oPllreclutc ! ! lis mlmntllgt'S ,
t..ct . Ule Ilrls continue tlll'lr IIltrl1lstle
. w.ork. In tlmc the ) ' will get their reo
" "Md.
One or the l110ller rl'lIglo1111 denom
bmtJO R , which hils heen 100kll1A' o\'er
'U. firlll In Cnbn , hils f\t1nll ' dcchlM
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.tbnt ItIt own Ilrc l'nt dnty will be done
'Wbl'D It prel1 re8 llrul elrcnlntes trans-
18tlons oC certllin Importnnt trl\cts
amons : the ht'ttI'N , < 1tu'ntcll cln\ses. "It
'Would be n 110tllble nchlerl'ment , " nthlR
. ' 1lle report. "It Wl' could tnke pnrt In
. ; -tills wny In the relhlons etlucl\tlon of
tJle Cubnns , willie I\t the RnnH ! time so
'brol1dl'nltlj : ; ' 111111 couHccrntluj : ; ' thclr na ,
tures tllnt they will join thewselyclI
to thc churchl's I\lrellll ) mllintoluetl In
: tbe 181nnd , nrul Il'nrn to work In hor"
1110ny tor the ool1 of the communlt ) '
'With people Crom whom tht' ) . differ the-
.nloJlcnll ) . . . . IllIh.'ro. thnt would be 1\
1l0tnble nebleyement If carrll'tl ont In
! lome phlC < ' 8 nl'lIrt'r home.
It 114 n plellslu fnet that , uutwlth.
1ttndlu till ! : I 0\\:11 : : ; 1II11uber oC 111-
' "orees IIml sl'llIlrutious l\ul1 lhe 11/1.
alwlstlc pbllollOllhlzluJ ; ot thosll who
: omm < Jnt upon this IIILTeuse , ( ; oldeu
weddlnl ; celebratIons 11Iwl ! Ill'colUe nl.
I .n08t a commouplul'e , lIud the lIumber
. bt "Jo Johus" who , with their wh'l'8.
have dcchled to "slrell tllllhcr nt the
foot" or the hill oC lire Is cncournslllly
large. Ot course the COUlllet who nre
boW celebratlug tbelr A'ohll'l1 wl'thlhlJH
were lIlnrrtetl brfort' tb ll11UlIl' ptlloll
of woman WftH IIPl'lt wit h so 1U'Je : nil g.
I1m1 one must wliit for stutlstil'S 111 or.
Uer to learll what the' modl'rJl temlen ,
des are III tbls re nr(1. 1.lh'nlhu'e Is
now Iln1I11 ; ItI4 rl'lIllect lo the 1U:1I1) .
, J"'ftnJ-mnrrled heroltll'8 , .11111 It Is 1I0t
long 81DC'O ' Ir. Howells puhllshld his
-'Th < 'lr BUyer Wl'thllug JOunl'1. . . In
1 ' .Whlcb no\'el he hl\l the n udnl'lt ) . to III'
I trQduce , M jourue'ln ! : hero , 1\1111 hero.
\ IBr' . the S:1me : pair whose t1rst wt'llllu
: I jonm < ' 1 he had cell'hrntro In one oC his
. ' ftrllcr nOt't'l . I.nter. no ( lontlt. We
1uI11 ba'e ' ' ' 1'1\11' Golden WNllllnJ ;
I I J ournl'.T. " I\lul. lIt'rhnlls. rt' lIl'I'M will
, I ! lnt ! ! t 'U1 nhsorlJlllgly Interesting ns
-1 of' " 811 the I1rst one. 'fbl're ore the o wbCl
t1ecluc tbllt from n IJIlltt'rlllllChllUlpollll
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, OlC Ideu wl'lIng ] Is II mlstll kr , Jnlls ,
, , . .ucb till thollI : ' who Itre that far dO\\11
. . tlJe bill Jun'e outlh'ed 11 desire for Iohl.
f'n lJl1ulIll's I1ml would br IIulh' ns l(1U
1l'nt with the till or wooden , : Ifts Ihlll
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are the lri'wluUJ ot a rewer uUluhl'r o
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motrll/lonlnl ) "enN4. 'But Ule 1'I1 ' 11\t'1\nco
oC II ( ) Idon weddlur. ( loeq 1I0t lie In
lrtRIud the wm'd " ohlln" ! 8houhlllP'
) ) Iy t'l1ther to the elwcrln glow thl1t
t'l1Innlltes Cr 1JI lhe sottlng Ull1trhnollllll
sun.
I Thnt men " 11I1\'c Hou ht out Ulony In.
"entlous" III sUJellted ! nnew hy u tllhl
IIrepored nl the A"rlculturlll nl'llIIrt.
ment. which shows th ( 'ullllllOn ndul.
terntlons In o\'er.dI1Y artlclcH of COOII.
The C/lcts hrought out In the reporll1re
sull1elent expll1nntlon oC the current
( leUlnlld ror "pure food 1 jlsllitlon. "
SclellUllc progress leulls Ilfw1f to Uw
promotion oC rmud os we > 1l os to UIC
worthy ends or liCe. Sour milk hus
CroUl tlUle Jl/lmemorlnl lJu'lInt n IOSB.
nut the Comloldehyde solution Crom
UIO chemlcul Inhorntorll'1I 1II01tl'tI It pOB.
1I1lJle Cor 11 dillhonest mllkmnn to trcllt
whnto\'er or hl8 milk Is I'ft over 110 thl1t
It will 1I0\'l'r Hour. It will IICler II time
dl'cl1) ' slowl ) ' ; lJut In the mellutlllIo the
I1lllkmlln 11I11) ' worlc It err on unsuspcct ,
Ing customers. 'rhe prelll1mtlon which
nccol/lpllsh'R this relull , Ilroll tll ble to
him. Ifl pusltlvel ) ' hllrlllful to the con.
sumer , Ils'I'ry ) lrl'ser\'ln flul1l1ty
rendcrs the mlllt dllllcult of ( lIJcstion.
Iellt.s nlso ore sOll1ethneH treoted with
preservl1t1ves , In potted nnd chollpcd
mellt'J eh'nller vl1rletics then tlJo.'ie HUP'
pOHl11' to be IlrelCl'nt nre oCtell Intro.
duced , lolnRseR end hone ) ' mu ) ' be ex ,
II/liidell / with JlucolCe , mOIIt' ! IHI nr with
cnne sUJl1r , nnd contcctlouery with
1111111) ' lIIore or less hlirmfullllj.trcdlenL'i.
'l'ollllltocs nre ollletlllws trel1tt'd with
pres..r\/ltI.e . , nml occ:1slollolly with
nrtlllciol colorln mntter. C'OOR. jel.
IIcll nucll1l1lceur e pel'hll1y sUhjcct to
I1dUIt'I'I1t1I1U. 'I'he thln s whleh hllvo
hel'n fOlllul In P'lllu'r nlune would nl.
mOlCt IIInkl'l / coure ! ( thulI'r.mong
them , IIccordhlj ; to thc ( ; o\'crmnent I
l'lwmIHtH , IIrc huC'ltwhellt , hulls. rice ,
III ( J , ( : ocollnut shells , oll\'e Mtolll'8 , sl llI1
nud colorhl1 IIIIlUer. Il' ItlItion ) for
the ( lrotetloll ! of the ( luhll ( ' ulonJ ; these
IIneH mllst Ill'cllslIrll ) ' he l'ullctcd with
cnullon , A lower-priced InJredlent
mil ) ' he entlrel } ' wholesome IIml there-
rore If'gltlmllte. provided the peoillo lire
Informcd whllt tile ) ' lire tJ\\ } " I II 1 ; . llIuy
perHouR , for exnmille , thlnlt II mixture
of ( Iulnce 1111111111plo hils n richer Iln"or
tlmn the plll'O quince. 01l\'lou8ly It Is
chellller. ellln lillch II. mixture docs
no violence to helllth or morels , IC floll !
for eXllcll ) ' whet It IH. Butln IIn ) ' O\'ent
compoundH clellrl ) ' Ilrejmllcllll to hellltb
shell III be rl hll ) ' ( 'xl'lIHlcd.
'l'ho Pt'I'sldent's luh'lce to his boy
Crlmul Is teed liS fill' 1111 It goes. "Don't
foul. don't tlhll'h , hit the 1\no \ hurd , "
nIII1\eH \ we1\ \ enough to thl' foot hall or
HtrennouH Hide or life. "Whlltsocver
th ) ' hllnd Illllleth to do , do It with th ) '
ml ht. " Js n pro\'rll IlS old ns Solomoll.
IUld the President's motto 18 but n mod.
ern purnphrllBo of Il , bul We ore Illso
bid to reJl1llIher thot "Ule race Is not
to the swlCt , nor the hottle to the
RtrOnA' , nclther ) 'et brelld to the wise
nor rJches to men \1I111erRtnllllhl/ / ;
nor ) 'et fll"or to men or 81\111 , but UlIIl'
flllIl chI11H. IU\llpeueth to them nil. "
And ) 'et. from the gener\1 point or
"Iew , the Pr ( ' hll'nt'8 mllxlm8 lire
sO\1lHI NlOu h. "Dou't fOil I. " Don't he
gUilty or nW11ll IIctlonll. don't lie or
Nlenl. or do IInworth ) ' thhlts , hut phi ) '
flllr : Be just , \Iprlght. honor/lble / nnll
generolls , Do nothln that will hrln , : 11
blush to ) ' 0\11' chl'Cks lu the rel11em.
brnnce oC It-this Ilud more Is hwhull'd
In the PrL'Shlent'H Ilrst precept. "Don't
flinch. " I'relCs forwllrd with resolute
Purpoflc , nml ever Il't courll e mouut
with the ( ) ( 'clIlClon. Show \l1uln\lnted
Cront. no 11111 Her hew hlll'd Il1'el'1setl ) ' 011
mil ) ' be , IIndl'l'nwmher thllt fortl1nu III-
WIl'S fn yurs the brave. Iau ) ' n mlln
hils wrested "Ictor ) ' Crom ( lefellt slmpl ) '
beclU18e he Ilhl not know when he WIlS
whipped. Cournge Is not e\'er.thlng ,
but Is lI1uch , "Don't' f\lnch. " "Hit tlw
lIne hllrd. " 'fhls npplles to eYer ) ' Itlnll
or contC ! t-llltellectllnl 01111 mornl liS
well as physlcnl. Whntevlr object ) 'ou
hn"e In , 'Iew. he prelnred for It to the
lit most. lo.fnll : ) } ) 'ourselt comilletel ' . lC
It Is nn nrglllUent In court JO to the
bottom of the qllcstlon. IInderst/lllll It , :
slIPllOrt It with nIl the logic nllll nuthQr.j
It ) " you clln Ilnd11111 / h\lrl It lit 'our Ol } '
ponl'ntll 1\lte \ Rhofrom. . a cntllp\1lt. "lIlt
the line hurtl. " I f It Is a fN'mon. con.
shIpI' whnt 'O\1 wllnt to Sll ' to con"lnce
1IIl'n ot thl' trllth thnt Is In "ou. Iakl'
II ! ! direct , Rhuple nl1l1 lIrnCHt Ill ! ) ' 011
cun , belleIt 'oursllt. IIlId then "hit
thl' line hm1. : " If It Is n hushlelllCIuler. .
tl1l ln ! ; oul of tIll' orl1lnorr routine. COli
shIer It In 1\11 Ihl belu'hllI. ; Ih'lll'ml ( In
no elemollt of luck or chllllcml. . IIII\ "
hI ! : 1I111811'I'l'l thl' Mltul\tloll , o liS I1ln'Ct
1\8 II rille Rhot to ) ' 0111' IIHlrlt"0 ml/th'l' /
" , hnt ) ' 011 hln'c to do. when "OU are
Joe < 1 0.1111 n'all1 "hit the lIue hllrd. "
'I'hls ROO"\ ! nil : 10 thiDI' 0"11 ! i'lt hl' t" , ( ' .
And It 1II11Mt ( ollow us IlIl' IIhht thl' Ihl ) " .
Thou ClDt not thl'D . be ( nlse to nD ) ' mall.
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An Unan8wcred Qucstlon.
\ner the destructloll oC the clt ) ' ,
wh ) ' Willi It thnt the InhllhltllutN oC
l'01l111'1I 11111 uot rl'ttlrJl to their hUIl1I'ft'
Of thl thin ) ' thoutlnlld lullllhltlllltR 1\
f'w huutlrN1R nt 1I10st 1\l'I'1I1 to hn'e
h > > lt tltl'lr 11\ " ( . 'I'he l'rUJltloll of YI u ,
, "luR hll\h. < 1 0111) u few 111/11. 'I'hIHIl-
flo14lt of lu"n null I1l4hl'H wnK uot n'n'
thhk. 'fIll' hO\lK < ' 8 mlJht hl\\'c bl'I' 1
< 'tlHlly rl'IlIln't1. 111\11) ' or thl'm IItlllut
to thlH till ) ' . l.'hl' ) " wt > rc h'l1uIlCul
houseR , 1111\111' ' oC them , rll'hl ) " 1Illllolut.
NI , 111111 colltl\llIhlj : ; ' , 'olllllllh's IIf 1:1'1'111
IIrll'e. HIIII tbc l'oml'clillu/\ love or
lie 111 t' , or Wf'm the ) ' too SUIl' tltlou , . . ,
or IUd thl'lr h'tror Ilt thl' ( 'rulltlm ,
mllko thl'lI1 bl'lIc"c thl' I1lslIitlr mlghl
como 111111111
ot l'ro&rcl h'c.
1)ul' ( " blooll lJullons In thl' CIt . . of
I'XI'O urc II l" , " e1" Sl''n rhUII . IIU.tltl'
I'h'C'trlc ( 'ar . 'rhe ) ' j'O : 111\11 eOllll' rr0111
I Iho 1Il'lghborlllJ : townl.4 nl\\'II"s 1111 toot.
or Oil tha wore sure " " 11 \\I IIlel'n II II hI
"burro II. " 'I'hlg 111 tluc to the horrUi
, he " ( le\'I1.lILe" trlolt\\1 lUSllh'l' lu till' In
d 11111 So
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"Din rolo" lOOfl ! ! the loop on a blcyclo
twice n dlIn 0 clrcuR for $1,000 a
wCl'k.
"nl\\'olo" IB n I1Inu or molhemntlcnl
turn of milld lIud IJCcomc greatly In.
tercslt'tI In the " 100) ) ) the loop" whlcb
wns hullt ut Coue ) ' IsIl\ud Inst sum.
mer. He rolle arounll In the lIttle cnrls
nnd Ilnl\lI ) ' 11IIull' flle trlJl stnniling up.
'l'h n It oceurrel1 to him that It be
( ( ) ulll II1l\lw the trip stlllHlIng np In 11
cllrl , ho l'oultl 11I1\Iw It on I'olh'r slmtcs ,
Arter conshlernhle 1lJllrlng he dlRcnrd.
l ( ] the rollcr-akote hlt'l\ nUll Ilxed uJlon
1hlc'ele. . lIe Is not II tt'lck rJder , bllt
he bellt'\'C(1 he coulll rhle II wheel
throuJh the IlKIII.
He IUh'fl.'Htt'l otherH nlHI flnl\lly the
( ! IIJlnCr who deslJIH'(1 I\ml hullt the
Coney IHlund lee ) ! 1IJllreti out 11 loop
for "DII/rolo , " ' 1'h ( ' tlrHt trip WI\S 11
RIlceeS9 find mnny olhel'lI hu vo Hlnce
hcen 11Inde by the I1l1rhlj : I'ltll'r. ,
AN 101l ns the rider holl1 his wheel
Rtl'ndy tJlIr Is no dnllJer , but should
1m Nwet'\'e hut for u moment the
ehallcl.'S ure the amhulllllC ( ! woulll cur.
r ) ' hlmIlWII ) ' . "nIl1"010" wad formerly
a btrher ! In New York Clt . .
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COST OF THE NAVY.
nottleKhlt ) Full , . . 11" ) xlclI"lve n.
Grcllt Governlllcnt 1I1111.lInl : .
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" .e IIrc nccustomed to IWllr the nl1"Y
sllol en o ! liS th ( ! III'hlt ! uf the . \m01'l.
cun pC < ! ple. 'l'h ( ' hCllut ) ' , speed. and
power of ItK sbl\l \ , tlw fllcl thut they
were nil buill Inmerlclln Rhlp-'ar H ,
the gt1o(1 nccoullt whkh ollil'erH 111111
' IIlwlI1I . ' of thelllHelves
mell hln'l' ) J.1\'en
whell occl1HlolI nl'ose , 1111I1 the IIhu08t
Illlbroltcll Herles or "It'hll'lcs 0111' NhipH
hl"'o WOII slll'c the dll's of PII III .r one ! !
justify untlollill Uhllll"lltlllll. Bllt wHh-
out b1'111J : II pulTed"p IlcHllle we lI1'e
cutlllt'ti to bl' pr.llul of other thlllJl ( .
'l'lwre , for eXlIlIlplo , II ! thl' IH'W bllild.
In ; : or the I.lhrlll" ) ' of COlIgl'CHR lit
\YuRhhltoll. No 1Il0CIl'I'1I hulltllng o !
Europe HurllllllleS It In heultno Il ,
brury hullllln ; : In the w01'1t1 eqlllllN It.
1\'l'J' ; dllY It IH vltJteti b ) ' hllluh'eds ot
our people comlllJ : frol1l 1111 ll11rts or
thu Uulou. Scholll delvc In Its lun.
Ille renl1ll1 rooms..rl lo\'erll stroll
through th(1 IIpllclous cOrl'ltlorR deco-
rl1ed h ' the most l'mllll'lItmerlcun
1/1111ters / , As 11 tJ'cIIHUr ) ' or ICllrnlllj : ; '
lIu(1 of IIrt It Is Justl . the IlI'hll' of the
Amcrlcun Ileople , IlIIcl It ( 'OHt 0111) ' the
1II'lc ( ' of OIW hnUIt'"shlll ,
A reccut ollh.olul (1IIlnllUI'lIt IS8uc(1 hy
till' Il" ) ' DHIII'tment ! JlvcH , Cor the
l1rst UUIt' ( ' IIIClII'mlltIolI
. hl'I1IJlhle con-
cernlnj : ; ' whnt It l'Ol'1ts to keel } these
bIlUll'-ihlpH-I'lIl'Il oC whleh 1''preRents
It 1108Hlhi0 I.lhrnrr of ( ! ollJrl'SI ( bulltl-
IIIA' lu fl'l nlrH , 'I'ho lIullllllll , fOI" eXU111-
llle , COHt III roulld nll111h'rH II.OOOOOO ,
Il\Id hils hlld S2OO ( ) sllI'nt 011 hel' h\
rt'palr8 , thnllJh 0111. of tht' newc. t In
the now I1IlV ) ' . 'L'III' IIIHHlehllsettll ; ,
CORtlUA' I\hollt the HII111I' . hllH neled
$2'U ! : > OO rl'p/llrN. / whlll' 'hI' ' l'hllu.lel. .
Ilhln , CORti II A' u 11I'JIIl'I ' $ . ( IOOOO , hllR
cost $ : i14.nOO , 0 ( ' 11111I'1' thllu : i per l'l'lIt
of her COHt , to k'ell 111'1' lu onll'r. Since
1&\\S th ( ' Nu1)I'IIIII't111I'nt hUR pohl
out : fna.HiII ( ) ( ) Cor repllh'lol. or , hH'ltulillj ;
eOllsll'lIctlon , 1110re thlln $ l1l1IIHOOOO In
1111. Wlthul we 1I1'e 0111) ' nUh 11111011 : ;
'JII111 IH1werH.-l'llgrlm.
AI't Collcctw'S Xlv ( 1 hICl' .
One or Phlliulelllhin 'N colll'ctor8 ot
modenl pnilltlllgs Il1lrSIlCH1n 01'1)111111 )
11\1(1 h/1IIIIY Idell , whlt'h lulds IIIllch to
hili J.lIller"s \ ' hII' . lie sends to thr.
crt'/1tor of ellch oC hl8 pt.tm"cH-lr ! Iht1
pllintcr bl ! IIvllll : 1111(1 Ir he he Ih'lIIl ( (1
N0111U melllhl'r or hlN flIllIl-/1 : photo.
gr/1ph or thu work allll IIl'rO-:1 : ( thl ! fllc
or tbe 1IIl1r&ln or thl' IlhntoI'ullh th
painter cCl'UneH 111 IIhl'lllt'lIcl' to tb
( 'olll'l'tor'lC rl'tluellt t hilt he l'XI'I'lItl < 1
thl' 1lctufl ! ( If which thl' Ilhotul"IIph I
11 ( 'Oil ) ' . tsuully. tllII , hI' t'IlH wlll'r (
/1l1d In whllt ) 'l'll1' he pIIIII(1 It ; h {
gh'es Its nnl1lc mill he nlllllIdH 1lIttl (
cl'lUclHm ot It. fln'ol'l1hh' or IInfl\\'or.
I\h\e \ , lit ! the l'IHe UlII ' ht' .
'l'h11thc. . l'ollcctur hils II IIl'I\IIt1fu :
an'd I q 1 IIUlow , II Htllll ' ur I'lIlInhl
wnh'r. f un . \\lUtlt'I' ' t1U' IIhllto rllph ul
thh 1lcture :0. : . . . . rhl1ulow , hlJlll > l'lf snys III
1'l'll1rdS' It.ftS' . ono of hlR hl'St worklt
Ilu I1lso 11111' l.4uIIl'rh , Jlll'IU ( , Rhowill
cows , l'hlctl'l1l1 ) , honl'N , tiJIII'l'i4 Illld In
t'trIl1lll'lItN ot I1grlcultllrt ! . .TI1CtIUo'l
MOil wrllt's of this wurk 1111 IIIlmlnlhh
ullllrecll1 UOII.
SlIl'h men nK 'HerOlnt' , Bou IIl'rt'uu
llenjnmlll Conlltl1nt. Cuzln , ) )1I nun
nJlrel , Sl'br'I'r , Hhlj\\lr. : Knlj.th
1111d Ull1nJ' uthl'nt. IIn1I thl' l'hIJallh'l
11\Ihla Heeonl , cerUC ) ' mill I'rltlclzc h
Ihls WII } ' thr work II of t1l1'h'N'thllt till
( 'OllN'tlOII luchlllt'M.
Technically All Uijht.
" ' 1'h ( ' mo\'ln .pll'tnr ( ' nllll'hlllO I :
hrokl'n : ' fUlItl the nuuul , l'r of the dim ,
nlUl'1I111 , " 1\1\(1 Wl' 1m YC 11 ( 'rowtl 0
\'ItItOI"4 fnU11 UJI the Stllte who CIll11' '
In on the I'Xllr ( ! 'I ' IlIIrIlOi4C thnt the
Nhonhl I't ! ( ' the JlIC'hlt'l'S In mutlon , "
"Thllt's 111\11. " IIlIhl the IIsslstnn
n\tulsJlr ! ,
"Whllt 6hn1l WI do ? '
"lIow wout. . ! It work to Im.e the tnt
1I'01't1 IUlln o ou Um tituJl" nl\l ( ! tllll'C I
hurulll1w'f'Hl1ltlmore \-merll'IUl.
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LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF
RIOUS HUMORISTS ,
PlenllAnt Incident. OccurrluK tbe
World Ovcr-BoyluKIl thut Al'e Cheer.
Cui to Otd or YOUUK'ulln7 Belec.
tlOll8 tbut You Will UuJo7.
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In thc COllrHe of IIn ohJI't't le\son on
the "Ont" Inl 1'1I1hullIIIhill l\1lJUc I
8rhool- the tt'o'her tr 'hlJ : lu flnll uut
whnt Iwr lIulIl ! l rl'lIIl'lIIhl'I'l'tl or the prl'-
\'IOUR II'f Hou. IIHkel1 thlR Iluelitlun : '
" " 'hnt ho ' clln tell me to whlll fnm.
II ) ' thc l'n t helllllJH't"
Arh'r f)1IitJonluJ ) : eljht or tl'n boys ,
Rhe WIIIC Jh'lnJ : 1111 In dl'ipnlr. when 0
hllnl1 WIIH I'nl l'I1 ,
" " ' ( , II. " nHlw(1 the tencll < 'r.
"I think the l'lIl helolllts to the rnmlly
thllt OWIIII It , " Will ( the > dlmlnutl\'e pu.
IIII's uns\\'er.-Phllnl1elphln Times ,
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Nil TIllie toIake : ) ncmle8 ,
"Illlf ! IJllI ! IIII1I1Y Crlt'lllll ! In o'lety ? "
"Yl'H , quilt' u nUl11ht'r. Hlw on I ) ' Cllllle
ollt t\o ) 'eOl'i : ugo. "
Nlltnrolly ,
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Lm \ 1
"HIIl"s IIwtulI ) ' ! tul'l , 111' ' , "
" l1tul'llllr. II 1'1' fntlwr 1II11de nil hlR
mOlle ) US a bIllIJo ter , "
= "cw Kinll of Tronhle ,
"Wl'nlthr. Is he ? Wh. } ' , thc Inst time
I slIwhlm he hlld trouhle kC'plng the
wolf Cl'om the door. "
" " ' (111 , IIOW hI ! IIII I rOllhle kecplng his
poor 1'l'llItlolIs fl"om the pOl'te < ; ocherc , "
-Cllthollc Stlllldlll'tl 11I111 Tlmcs.
Qnlte HnJlhlh.
. \ Ullt ncbh ' ( vlewhlJ ; the clt-What )
docs thllt sln " lIstlt 8tol'l' ' ' melln ?
l'neImer ) ( Il dose Ob el'Yer-l
S'pOSI. ! thl1 t's where thesl ! 'el'e alller- !
monlllcs Jts mensured for clothes so
folkH'1I , thlul , Ihe ' ; WOR made In Loudon.
.
-Xcw York WI.'Ckl ) ' .
Savcll hy the 811nol Rervlce. '
1.01l lelJh-Thl'n ) "OU didn't propoie
to 1I"s Gotrox IIflt'r ull"i
8hortlolJ.h- ! , Iy kllowlede ! or thc
sl/nnl / Hcn'lel. ! cotle sad me fl'om mak.
III u Cool ot 1U'sIM.
LonJlel hWt'll. . IlIIt lIIe on.
hol't1lI h-III"t IlIi I WIIS IIhOllt to
l'nllllUll 1U ) ' l'1f IChe hoisted the cold.
wnYe 1111Chlcu o : ' \ewil.
tct Hlft Iutch ,
HUIIIIIIIS-Zlztzo , the wild anlmnl
tnmel' , hns lUet hl& mlltcb at la ! t.
lcHlllllh-Yuu don'l slI1 lIow did It
hllppcn ?
BumllllR-lIe hils mllrrled a "new'wo -
ntlln. "
I > ouhtfnl COrJJ1)lIment.
h'8 , Xewed-.lust thlllk of It , ( Iear. 1
u ude l"'I'I" ) ' bit of this cofc with m '
OWII 11I1l1l1 ,
: \I'WI'11-ltl It 1)I Hlhle ! I IIc"er sus-
pectcd thel'c WIIS so mUt'h strenJth In
tllO e fulr sott IHIlIII" , .
Of Conrllc ot ,
" Ir : wlf .loel > n't sloem to be prosr .
1'1111 , : ' , IltH.'tor , " rel1lllra'd ) tbe n uxlou. ;
hushnnd.
" o , " lIuswel'clI the Ilh.'sclan ! ; "wlwu
HIll' lIllIS II little strl'II h Hhl ! uses It
all 1111 tl' 'llIg to tell hel' (1'Il'1\IIs whnl' "
thl' mlltter wllh her-lhllndelllhhl
Ul'C01"11.
L . . .I / " / I I I \ r I
I 'l'I'ulther-Suppoe thel't Wl'rt ( our
: 1I0)'s Iolllg skntlll ! ; , Ilnd tl1 ( ' ) ' oul ) had
Iwo ) lairs oC IIkntes , how UHIIIY bo ) '
! would hnye to look on ?
. Bobhy-The two lhllt Iot licked !
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,
- A Good 8hn : ,
t lIstresR of the 1I0uso-BrlllA'et. do
you think thllt pollcellllln who l'n II 8
hl'I'e o ortml ml'IIIIH bUllhll'SS ' /
BrldSl tYis. . mU11l : 1 think he do , lie
, Is hl' 1111 to l'OlIIl1hdn nbout lilY l'OOklu' ,
JI I rt > 1d ) ' ,
ncc . . " to the Seoson ,
Her. Ir , GosOuwlly-Whllt dhl ) 'OU
tblnk of 111) ' Sl.'IUlJ ?
81111111IL'- lost nlproprlnte ) sermon ror
Lcut 1 I"'t'r hl'urll. 'L'hero wnsn't any
nll'111 lu 1t.-Phlhllll'lphln PI"f' II.
- -
lro re"lI.
Ills 1"rlend-Are you writing a hl to-
: Il':11 lIo\'I'I ?
TIll' IJterllr ) ' Cuss-Don't Sft ) a word.
I'IU wrlUIIS n prehistortcI11 novl'l1-
l'ul'k. . '
A Iatt r or Contrnllt.
"Gh'l' un l'XIIIlIIII < J oC how hNlt ex.
: 'nllll IInd colli contrnct . "
"I n tht > sumllll'r till' (1:1 "S 81" ' lOIl ;
.
; , the winter thtJ' nre short.-Judce.
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The Jlcnd oC the Jloullehold ,
"oc course , " snlll the bnchelor.
thoughtfllll ) . "tllI re enn be no uch I
lhlug liS joint rlllo In u Cnwlly , Some
I
Jne I1IIISt bo the helld. "
"True , but the scepter passes trom
Jno to nnother , "
" ' "
"IIow't"
"Well. nt the beginning ot mnrrled
lite the hllHbond holds It ; then It gonUy
[ lud unobtrush'cly pUS8e8 to the wltc ,
Rnd he ne"er gets It hack /lgnln / , "
"Sho keeps It Coreyer ? "
"Oh. no ; the balJ ) ' gets It ncxt.-
Chlcngo Post.
Thc 1\tnKle or TIllie.
"Whot a lot oC rllbblshl Utterl }
worthle88. 1 should sny. "
" ow. or course. llut I shaU leave
It to Ill ) ' Ron , nnd he to his son. . .In the
IIny of 111) ' lt'IIndsol1 Il \\11 be brlc-n.
brncl"
And the jllnkmon shrugged the shnlt
thnt Is the blldgo of 1111 his raco.-Puck ,
At thc Cluh.
" 1toIllH1er hils wl'ltten ) ( mther cle.er
mUe hook , 'Don'tH for Club Ien. ' ' '
I
"Huh ! the don'ts dun't worr ' JIIe hlllt
n8 1I111ch 118 the dllell.-Phlllldelphin
Prcss ,
.
, 1118 I'lcn.
"Yilt ? Do 'Oll llIelln to churge me $2
.
II "Ii'll t 't"
"Thllt Is m ) ' rl'Jular rate to every
\
fllle. "
"Yllfle , but I InttoducC(1 del' dlsCIlsf/ /
Into del' nelghhol'hoodl"--Llre.
On a 'Lllr'cr Sell te ,
"H's jU8t horrid , Bertie , to think ot
IIvlnA' In n IIlIt lifter we 111'e Illurrled. "
"Yuu dOIl't love me wheu ) ' 011 tnllt
thut wn ) ' . "
"Oh , 'es , I do , hut not on Ii smnll
scnle.-LI fe.
'VIICS IIf thc " 'cnthcrman'II " 'Ue.
"Oh. IlIl\mJIIII , " c1'led tlte lJrltlo or tlte
wcutherlUlln , " 1' think George Is : t
lJrute ! "
"Why , dlluhterl" ) 1I811NI the mother ,
" 'Vhnt 011 l'1I1' h IUlllws ) 'OU IIIlY thnt't"
"Ile l\lIows thllt I nlll pilluning tor my I
HprlnJ : dresses , nnd nn the t1lno be per.
Hlflt In Ilretllctlllg' 8now and colt !
WUYl'S ! " ' . I
JIm'c hl' 1I01nte < 1 \\-ruthfnl finger nt
the thermometer , whll'h registered 40
degrees below orglllllilc. . . - Baltimore' '
Amcl'lcan.
A " ' 0) : Ont of" DIOIcu1tJ' ; ,
" 1'0111' uncle Wllf : ! n v\n'Y eccentric
I1Inn. lIe stllluilited In hI ! ! will thnt
: j100 ; f.lhould he burled with him ? "
" .All l'llht. IlIl1ke out a chccl , Cor thnt
umount. "
' " hi c.
"You II ) ' 1I8s Pinkerton . Is accom.
pllldINl. "
" " 'h ' , 1 neycr met a mure accol1l'
pllsht'll A'lr1. She knew just It Uttle
abollt e\"ery sUbject I Jnl1'ol1uced.-Dc- I
trolt Fre > c l e s
: L' .nu. I
. Ot . Jlllt .n..nu.
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(11'rk-lIel'e Js MOllle ( ] ellc1ous cough
CII mlr.
IIH. Wl8elelgh-BlIl I 1m'I'Il't n delicious -
licious uuJh.
UCI ) rtee.
Pllt-Wltllt's rl'l1ortl'e ?
I1k-lt'R whhl 11 fl'lIl'I' SI'7. I'Ilht oft
the nnswcl' he Hflt'SIl't think nt' III to.
JIIorrow Ulllrnln'-\ew Yorlt Sun.
Jo'rleDlU" , Advice.
llIul1e-\\'hat ! You dou't menn to I
lIr Ihnt 'ou nre JfllnA' to the fancy.
tlretls hl111 III the C'homcter of "Nlght't"
Clllm-Ye > s ; whet oC It ?
\IIIUIe-Oh ( , It's 1111 rl ht , of course ,
olll ' It will bo Ilnothl'r cllse of q1nklug
nhht hhleou ,
A Jo'o'or to the t't hllc' .
"We hll VI. ! cnllCI , " 811111 the head at
Ihe tlelllltatlull oC CItIZ ( > III'1 , "to Irotest
IIgllhlHt the Htrcct car I'I'rvlce .ou Ilre
glvln ! : III' , " 'hy , 0111e ofIs CIIIlI10t
e\'n Jl't Il IIlmp to haul ; all b ) ' . "
"VI'r ' well. entlelllell. I shnll lit
once hll'rt'Rse the ser'lce. " Imld the nt.
fnbh ! mn nnte , while the IIl'arts of the
del1ttlUon ) leaped with joy. "by IIl1t.
tin ! : In more "trllpRoltlmol'e Amer.
IClIlI.
Ovrrdoln the Thln1 : .
'l'oml'on-Cnn YOII recol1J111end to 1116
I ( tlrl4t.rate hookkl'eper ?
Hllton-Wll ' . 1 IhouJht you had n
pl'rfl"'t { jewI'I.
'folUkOIlYl.ii. ! . hut now 1 nm sU"lI ) ,
CIOUK oC him ; lie ntteudK too cl08el ' 10
his tlutlel and rf'fulics to tuke . a. vacn.
tlon.-Town 'l'oplc .
.
The 1 Bn lan.
lr.I. 'rJPl'lnJton-l ( somebody
I'Ihullld tJ1rl'tlt < ' 11 to 1I111111Ct 111e and hohl
me for II nIlHOW. whllt would you do ?
\11' . . . . . .ll'llhlJtoll-T.uugh like thllll'
der.-\llrll : : : mnrt Sct.
Ilt.'wurd eekerK.
' 'Sollle pl'OJlle , " Hald PnelO bel1 , "h
I > O drl'tTltl hllshll't.lIke till t while dey
looklC Coh II rewunl III de nt'x' worl'
dl' "g 1U1Jhl ' Mkeel' ) ' roh rt'lr ! delll tic
1I11 ' mo' 111111 whnCIi lII'Cl'88Ury to ( ' 11M. '
It.-WlltlhllltOI1 ! ! :3u1r. :
The HlTecth' WIRk.
"Look herl' ! " said Ihe ' )
UI 'RUf\Nl \ 1)/
lIeemnn. " " 'h ) ' I\rt > ) 'OU whlkh\g \ nt I1Ir :
I hnve 1I0Ut'eti It for Ihe lust nve Olin
u t et. "
"I thought I'll like to ho Ilrotectell
while I wns In this hi , ; tawil , " r < 'lll1l'l )
the 0111 l1Ian with the l'llin whllCken-
"M ) > lJelhew ttllt ! kl'l'lllII 81110011 I
toWn somewhllr " 'roll' me word thll
he Just hos to wlllk hlR \ . ' 'I' nt thu III
IIl'l' 1111' he l'tS nil thl' Ilroh'l'tlon I'
wllllbChlcllo : Xe\\'s.
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Uow EXIeulIl'II uuunt Up ,
lIfr. Dowuton-tlWo'vo got to
! ! tonomlze , nnd Wat's all , there 'S '
ttbout It , "
1ors. Down ton-fl Wcl1 , you have
two mcn nnd n boy In your olI1ce. A
boy should bo enoulh. ;
Mr , Downton-fl'rhat sbows aU YOU
know about business. I can't poss.
Jbly get along wlthom the boy , can
I ? I
IMrs.
Mrs. Downton-flCertanJy notlt ,
Mr , Downton-flOt course not.
Everybody knows that , Must nave _
a boy to sweep outt run errandsor r
and do al1 sorts ot odd Jobs. "
Mrs , Downton-"Very true , Bu'
the me.u ? "
Mr DCHvnton-lflve got to have the
men to watch the boy , It
Do Your J"cet Auhe anti Burn ?
Shake Into 3'0111' ' shoes Allen's Ii'oo
J ole. ! 0 powder tor tbe teet. It mokes
thht orew Shoe ! ! tC1'1 Eosy. Curl's
Corns , BllllloDS , Swollen , Hut IIDII
Sweotlng Feet. At 011 Drll gll'1ts end
Shoe Slure" , : ic. SnUlIIe ) ! ieut l"HElil.
Address Allen S , Olm 'l'd ' , T.eHo ' , N. Y.
Oot 111m n , Job.
.Pretty Girl-if You , advertised lor a
typewrl tertI
Business Mnn ( admlrlngly-"Yes. )
The \vagcs arc ten-II mean filteen
-dollars n w ck , the hours short ,
and the work light. Any ono wHh
the sllghcst knowledge ot typewrlt- .
Ing can fill the poslton. I am not at
all crItical. liut : uy correspondeDce
Is n ] ) ttle behind , and the work
should commence at on c. Take
that seat-u
Pretty Glrl-.rlmnk you , but I do
Dot understand tpewrltlDg. I am
seckIng a position for my brother.
who Is waiting I out lde , and I will
send him in. 'l'hank 'you ever so
much. You arc \'ery kind , and It's
such a comfort to know that any
one can till the postlon , and no experience -
perience Is required , tor he hasn"
bad any. "
We UBe PJIO'II ! Cure Cor CODsumption In
preCerence to 8ny otlll'r cough medJcln" .
-Mrs , S. E. Borden , 442 P street , Wnsh.
lugton , D. 0 , . May , 1001.
Unrlt to COln'lltcf' .
Dencon De Good II Here waiter , I'm
a'raid to drink city water. I'll have
to take beer , "
Walter-"That Isn't city water ,
sir. It's a pure spring water , bottled
In the mountalns especially tor this
establishment. Several distinguished -
guished chemists and physicians
have pronouDced It the finest water
IJ\'er servcd.
Deacon De Good-IIUm-brtn
\iome bcer anyhow. "
,
Dow e ' , "Oil Iter.
Ardent Suitor "I lay my tortunl ! )
at your feet" -
Fair Lady "Fortune I I did no'
know you had money"
Ardent Suitor" I haven't duchJ .
.
but It takes very Jlttle to coyer tbos . .
tiny feet"
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Jlro. Wln.lo. OOTI1IMI SYRUP ro ( 'Mldre.
1'lhlni' , Botten. the trUm. , reduce. lnnamaUoli
alia ) . paiD , cun. "Iud , 'olle. t bottle.
. ,
A pleasant saltness and tragranc.
Is given to bathIng water by tbrowlnl1
Into it some tresb orange peel.
Tne number ot Immigrants arrlv.
Ing In New York during the first
quarter 01 this 'ear Is 1 ; 8,000 whlcb
Is tblrty thousand In excess ot that
tor any preceding quarter.
Unbleached musJn ] covers slipped
over pillows bl'Core the clean case !
are put onyi11 lengtben the' exist.
ence ot the outer case.
H Ja POOR COMPLEXION ?
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I wll.lId JOO r..elp. for th. b..1 ! "lllUM1 bo. "
C"n b. mnd. . at horn. . ; p..rtectll hnrml. . . . . . Price
) I \11' r A1\VUtJl , 2n ) ) South Wood 8t" Chlu" ,
.
CrGss Kidney Pills
Cure all KIdney and
madder Troubl. . .
Senl IIDrwhero b , mall , La
BIU.tIc : , Trl.1 BOI 100. Sold enl ,
b.th. . ( J11O" CUEIIICAL CO" ,
II. . . 101l. . . . . 10. . . . . "
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Grand Island
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. Route4
Double Daily Service
FREI ! REalNING CHAIR
CARS ON NIGHT TRAINS.
For IIII.III'11t101 ' " Rat. . , oall 'POD Dl .d' , , "
. . .r. . ' Atilt. .r
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5 , ht. ADSIT , 0 , p , A , . I'
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