From DarKness BY MARY CCCFL HAY ys siSifc Oil AI'TIS U IV.-tOniiinird.i III tin ' - ( in' < o I'1 ' w nlor lit 1 iwnke Mi n Kivt ininnr. iof orao on hail eomu ind de l. -n " > wf soom. 1 don t know to tnix mom-nt who jit was ; loirhe iimuint I hr > . < rd " ' * "U.u- Bioas I HUP and wi nt io M * KllU'- ' Arthur lud gitiiior the docror. Mlm Knto was prcxiojt brandy ibr.u/n ti.o flOSOlI ( drill , till' < 'id 'I'0 ' ' tt" " < 1"nlin'J one h.md ; hut I nan in minute ili.it llmn.M , . , * I t < t * i HA I rtf t 111 t H. I the ino. . And she whincrcd IMI. It , w.th her lip- quilt"hitc. . 'I was inlr-i | < * hall nr-wr forgive myself. ' The iioe.or ciiinu ami went ihreiuh Minnl l r.in , but we kaeu ( linl nntiiing lonld IK- done now. But HC nil knew \vn < a it mi-am " ' 110,1 Jt took up ilii- tlil ; anil lonn I It omjpiy. An I when ho looked ironi it no.ui n , on tne olil ludj. we knew HIIIliail dii'il of piils n. "On the Ihlr.l morning there w.is an , n- quest in.leJ , iiHd tut"iiig uoctor made It all clear enough , an Iwe I were ull made tn linln. 1 Hull t klloW hat W..S f.'lid , iliur win her , ly In need " ( ' ( In1 oiti iiiay B niuiicj. mil very.tiind of h , r temp , n. mill Iiml to ilmp tinpoUon heeaii.se jil a Knte nail fihliti ii-dcep. Something p.c- vented Us being poiHibe to end me in quest ilicn iltlu-r tin- great London pn.\- iKIan hmln't fin.sued his osnm.uiitu n , or tla > Midden liuavy f.ill of H low hn < l i u | t away fonieliody who \va l.npoifnut , .t my rnic. the Inquest h.nl to lie adjourn- d.Vliin \ Mr. Aitiinr . caini.11 , l-nu t of ull of us truin tins first imnust , I was in the littk- littksitting room at tne toot of flint east to WIT. ulr von bee .li.1 twn Kito. Wh.n .Miss Knio ne.nd nis H.O.I. sh.- got up very quietl. * Ironi her HI ill nil i flood witii h.r tani.i iikn 0:1 : the i h in- nt-y p.eee. 'Don t . ' go. K.icnd. she " < ' . very low ; hut , tnongh she'd bfin i'ry n ; * great dual. 1 - ' ban- she wasn't crjiii , tlll'll. " .Mr. Arthur came line the ho.w-e ! tentiy. llo entered llulojiu hloul.t . n quietly Ah ! no uondi-r wed uli HLn the l.i.st of any ( ho or siint aliu.it Air Arthur ! HeMML up to I he lire mid stood opposite .Mlvi Kate , lulling he A'hat I've said ahoiit the iuilii'st. | I K/ok d lh > i at one pale f.icu , niul tlion at tlie oilier : niul tin 11 1 will ! uiif o ( LILlo.lll i , and crii'il fur houi.s. " "As I I'liuio down ' . H at.i'ii Item my room , utayi'd at one of tlie t\.iiiows ! oa ti.o fftuil'H , Illlll IiH I HlOO I . ! ) 0111 , .Ml.-S K.ites old nurse canuK. . nty up mi stood huhiiid mo. ' \\rliat do you set1. * ' ehu wiiispi-reii , mixioiis.y. I h.iil > -ei ! uutliin ' i lien ; lint it made me wnhh , mi i in a iniiiute or two altrrtuml I in n d sharp.\ 10.mil , mid , PIISHIII h > r , imi ao.beas tly dinviisiairs aii.l . into the Jilt e billing room \vliei'e 1 ha.I loll .Mis.- ' K.ile in.I .Mr. Ar.h.ir. .Mi s KiUt < w.m HIII.II , mi.1 nil.n I told her , whispering ami alnmmeiiii , [ li.U the house w.i.s ivat.h d , chu omy raist'd it very slowly an.I weai- ily , and loouud me in he ( laio da/od / : li. . e. tell .Mr. Art.inr , ' 1 in.io..t.d ; wain him. ' ' \o.i ' KO. ii.e s.ild in her n.itural tones , 'lie ' ' i.- > iu ti.o library. 'I ha is the roum , Mr , ili.u 1 tohl ioti wita llio wide winlow np.-nin | to the hti.'jiH. I kiioclce , ! at the door HK IU . > en.l api'ti , hut ' ' , 'ot ( no am\\er ; i > o at las I trieI the hatiille , an.I limnI the d ui TVurt locked on iluinside. . \ \ hen 1 tven , back to'.MI.ss Kate , I expected her to In avrl'i > HH anI frigluinud ; but , Kuinuhovv , I could ' not help lane. ) in , ; she \\.i.s mil s..r- ai'JMi-il - at all. Km - u-ntii 1 tol.l this 10 * ttcnipts to eseape on such ' ' a n k'ht us tills , site said , 'it will he as if he walked straight into prison of liis own accord. ' " ' "Oi' course 1 knew , just as well ah any one , that no escape cou.d he pos ilde f r ill1. .Arthur that ni.rht. ' 1 he hiio.v lay. unite six in lies deep all I anuin I tlie lioiise , and et therens \ \ \\-ns no hope of an-I oilier | storm which could hide ihtt deep ' uiarKh wJilch Hour any foots ep m.ist iva o. . after hoi.r went on , and . \lis- > Kate r.eumeil to have no ) , ; of gtA.ig to lied ; so nurse and 1 . I s.u up , too , lis I keenly to even Mi.m I , yet di into .Mr. Arthurs mom. It wiu htill ubont lull' an hour before the hour at tdiiihe lia.l ealeal lie I. tin re uo.ul be dn.iliKlit , when a loiiK. sli.irp nn at tlu' Iiall IK II st.iri e.l'us ho h. . , Vl.-.s Kaio Lad drawn the holts e\eu liefore 1 . rea.h til it , and was stniidin there vIth iln himpliKht heto.e her , Mith her head lieut furuanl bu.l , liitennij ; ea 'erii ( o a in.11 who ( oine up lUiO tne very dnoruay. I SJOH knew Leai-d wliai it was. though I h.idn t the lirst words. ' ' lie 'I'll H man had , . , Meat i omul the huii-e - even hetore the first n Iinmei' of ilnu'ii. . so.ui ffi.ilinn l.--i that wile \\iiulow of .Mr. Artaurs down to the lake. There room of - jvere no prints a-turniiiK steps , and he miiHt he ul- loui-d to enter that room. I don t kno.v ivh.it moie he s.ild , btc'ausj ihat wn eiuli - a tei-rilde Arthur's dour was morning hrokeu tor us all. Mr. though opui : o' ' , we could easily have w.iKed ill through ihe window , Itvaa \vaa not allowed , tjfccau'je of those footprints in nndnlie the snow room was empty. " "They draped the hike mid oiue , from qmti- the m.ddle , they Ar hur's coat brought up .Mr. ; hut ihu hody found. 1 HMH never ivinemher .Mr. ' vho Arthur's < oisin came over boon after h , ' uas ih said the be foua I , because hody ih > was Like never lUfly to was full of Btich dan erons holes , and 1 heard the tnnKiKtrate say so , too. Years and yenr- iefore one of the ehil hud been Iron from the ll.ill ilruwned Iheie , and the bodj never found. That's the story , sir. Do yon wonder th.it we few Smd loved servants who Mr. Arthur should when he haie left died , even If wo had had * r reason ? " no oth- "And .Mlm KnteV" "MI s Kate. " returned the " woniiin , quietly , "went awav from ( he II.ill wlih her old nurse. I di/u't know where the . re now. I think her heart , was broktn Poor Miss Kate ! " "Was thereno no faint chunco of this crime having been ( ommltted by Mi.-s Knte or the nurao ? " asked .Mr. I'oyuz , "They thought of thnt , dr , n they ne me I to tulnk of " everything , Itni-hol forr nnpwpicd , * imply ; "but they Cutild not think It long. " "I will not auk you any more , " s.iid Mark , hit toieu full " of nympiithy , na ho rose ; "ni : I I nm niUih tdi.lged tn - tnflii fot- iiHiTemiiiK me NO. Ill chnncr to May in Ireland o or to-morrow tn.iy I < n.l in iiR-lii ? I have a projinsal lo uiaho to 1U Illllli.V , Elll f Illljllll I'll ' . . . llll' i. ' .ii li. " uith n Kimlo townrd the sick lad's chlr , "I shfl.l he viry wl.id , sir. lie's like my own JH " , Micky. .Mr. I'ojnic , | ninn wltli ono hnnd on the kflohen chair from which IIP hal risen , understood In iliMspue. h mi utu.v- prcMHed reservation with regard ! Lcr ildcr Ktepson , hut did not notice It in words. "Then jrood-evenitiK , now'he HII ! I , and offered hix hiiad both tn Kaclnl and the sick bo- . " .Micky , " said hN mother , nftervat h- lae Klo.im , "I like him don t you , de.ir/ lie ili < lii t look tired o. me atul . " " my ninny. "lie knew the house , mother , " observed . \itchaol , " "His eyes went rol litly to I very spol alon-yoii pointed it out. I watched lilin ' , mid'I m sure I ' ve nothin' to do l > ut watch now , liavo IV Moher , " he wi nt mi , prc.scnlly , loiikiiiK up at hi r an sic stood beside him. "I've IIn lh.n > in' an- oilier thins uhile I listetiod ' to it's ye little I do hut think now. U'ns that youn ' docthor ' .xou've bin speiikln * of Dotlnor Ariiistn.n y" "Dr. Nui-I Arm.stioiiK yci. " CIIAITKU V. Mr. ' I'dininnton had iierformod the usual duty of 11 riving his Kiiest to Ionli ICrne , and Miss Font or had uttered the usual remarks on Irish lakes in general compared with the KiifjINh ones , and ex pressed the usual admiration far boih in a voice of calm indifference. . And now , Kind to feel that the duty drive was and over her l > n\ must he packed that she ni ht , succumbed to an nation overpowering si u- of mental fatigue , mid llie made Celi.i recipient of many a languid sltfh the , as two K'lrls took their the ( | iiiet viiarawe afternoon tea in drawing " romn. "Yon must come over and visit us. " cup to Celia. "Thnt will be a great en joyment for you , and do you hrood. " Oella received this temptini ; proposal In silence. . Of coarse itwould be a p r- KOOIM tiling to drive in Hyde ' die .should I'ark. and be sure to have new dresses take , mid \Vill was such to an old friend ; but the prospect had its drawbacks ; and , liesi.les that , hhe knew very well that her parents would .mil could not consent ? to send her , not well afford to do if HO they wished it. So she only .itlle smiled a vague appreciut.ite smile , and let the sub- li tipped ' between'these two. " "And yel , " Celia sighed to " herself. . "It must be my fault , of course , because ' .Miss l''oster ' is so clever , and so used to lever society , and could , of course , talk 10 well If she had 10. " anyone worth talking A pleasant interruption , iml Delia's first came ni last , idea was that this the was very pleasmitest Interruption onld whiih have come. Unheralded nojs this by the lime , Will-came In . and unwed .hem in hi simple , ihe first cheery way ; but after minutes , while the .mile with blush an I which she had lingered ' met him .still on Colin'4 f-i > , he went mid stood at the window , looking out , his iiueal. "How very nnxloiiNly you have hurried your return ! " observed | ently. "How Ills sister , prose- exceedingly have been to make desirous you .Miss IVnnliiKton yourself ngiceable to and m elf ! " " .Miss Penuiiitfton , have I been " asked \Vill , in his frank , rudeV" way. spontaneous lie was MinidliiK opposite to Tier had , and ' need only to turn 'his eyes from the sate to see her lace hasty dinrient. full of pretty , "I mn so used to belnn here , you see. "dial I fell unite old naturally imo all m.\ ways , and ( Jelia understands. " " . \Vhen a jjeutleman Is observed niiKentlemanly , ' Miss Foster " , "it is a pity that anyone should understand " him. " " 1 think , returned Will " , "it is far more a pity to insinuate anything dis courteous of ' ' C'elia's kindliest , to " " me. "If you were not picious. " said thoroughly sus Miss Foster , " coldly , "yoi would not say such a thins as that , lint you always were suspicious , Wld. " ' Itefoio Will's second prompt rebuke was uttered. Celia had quietly left the should , If possible , bo conducted privalo- | y. - "Yon seem to be watching " very mix limsly , observed Genovlevo , " presently 1 suppose you arc in a hurry to go had to ' What Is the name of that Irisl girl's shabby old homo ? " "Traveere , " replied Will , with plncld ty. ty."I " "I suppose you found the pnrtint/vcrj hard to-day ? Was the KOod-by exijnis itely pathetic ? " "I heard no gooil-by , " wa.s Will's care less retort. " 1 shall see Nora again to morrow , and , beyond ( hilt , 1 hope alii trust niio Is coming to London will "Coming with us ! " cried ( Jonovlevc , raising her fair , arched eyebrows , am speaking with wlo\v , mmihcd " contempt "There will bo more voices than one ro H Hired to . arrange .such a ridiculous plan Do .urn suppose I would travel with tha bemi-barbarous girl ? If her relation want her convoyed to Kngland , let them pay Htuucono else to see her bufoly l hero. " her , " put 'in Will , his voice be- all hN own nnxk'ty. "I tele- /rnphed to mother nfter > on must have left iiunie , niul nhe answered moat quick ly and Kindly. Yon have no Iden , Uenc * de\c , hu\v . im.\inii.s I inn for poor littla Nora to hnvo can * nnd teaching time. " for n "Oh. yes , I have nn Jdeii ! " returned Miss Foster , " scoiliiiKly. "I am not miito no detis1 ns .ton Impc. And nn for tnnlh- or , of < on rue , If jon took her iiiiiiwnrea with n tch-gniu ) , and put your story liluiisibly , she would < Ju whn lever you wished , Von knuw how ensHy she Is wound " n round nii , body's linger , " "Hold hard , Oein'Vievel" fiut in Will , guod-hiiuion'dl > . "She ia our mother , you know , however flexible. " "Ileniciuber , WilloiiKhby , " snld his ! tcr. with great ompti.iKin , "If y U utter a word of thin iibsnrd proposition before L Mr. Pojnn I , ahull hold you up to th * keeiii-Hi riilicnlp. " ' Therefore the lanjyh wn nil goti" when ' I f'ulbi t-niiiu Imek , nnd lie coiiid plainly t * ce whut n relief | her eiitninet' yt\n to him ; while In , hoc innoicnt delight nt seeing thin , whnt won.ler wns It that the girl bliiNhed in Hiniie | ! , friink confuss.on of It , even though Mins I-'oslor'n - eyes were on her ? tvln.lmtr "S'ee , " she snid , IIR xhe ciiine up to the "flmi'd la \t ' t * I'fitfi9. ill Ittn fflfn. i inn K"i" < ° ' > e iiooeu , to aniipij , iiuinii , ; tSenevieve. as Will | iHNsed through the ' open window to meet .Murk , "I mn very gliid he cnnie this evening. " "Are yon ? " questioned .Miss Foster , concealing tier otvn joy with inlinirablo udirons. ( "Yon see , it Is so niitiirnl to mo to fee .Mr. Poytiis drnpplng in at all hours , ' for n little niiitdi ; with me , or n dint , that I never could be tnirprisud , us I dare siiy " ion are. ly ( this time Will Inid hurried down the drive , nnd Murk , who wiis not hurry ing by any menus , had barely passed met him : "I mn gbid It is well ; I was rnther doubtful iiboat It myself. " "No ; but really , " persisted Will , eager " ly , "whnt luck have you hud ? Will the old mini listen to " " my propostil ? "You will see when " " yon nnike It. "Hut " " you pleaded my cuiibe for me ? " "Yes. "Thiink yon , Poynz thank ' " 'ou BO much. Something In the tone made .Mark turn to look , nnd his idea W > IM at once confirmed " by Will s riibcscent face. "Not in that way , Will. " he said quick ly. "I June only urged Ihe advisability you mid your sister , instead of with Dr. Armstrong. 1 um not such n fool as to plead unolher ' man's love-suit , remember that. ' 1 don't believe yon would ask it of ny in.-in ; but if yon ever asked it of me , should retnrii- without ' aiion. " n moment's lieai- "Of course yon would , " returned Will , flther dejectedly. " 1 really did not . e.\- lect it. Pojn ? . Is Nora nloae witn her ; nindliither at Traveere to-nigiit ? " " " "No ; Dr. Armstrong is theio. " "Yon Hceni vexed about it , " observed he were alone. " "It is a trilling evil to be alone , " re- nrned Mark , coolly. And by tin's time ley had reached the window - , and he was -icj'ting Celia , us she held it open for hem to enter the room thnt wny. The dinner nt the \icarage on that veiling was rather a hilent meal. Never gre.it talker , there was about Mr. 'O.MIHiich pilck / Hiich a keen HCUSC of humor , such nppreciativeness , and such ready i mini thy and clcnrue.ss of tlionght that lis prcM'iicc relieved and brighleiied the Will was thuronghly fnvnre that his si- ence WHS ihe Hilenee not only of deep , tut even of disturbed thought. And Will van yet wondering over this when he and Mark nml the viuir followed the ladies to the drawing room. "As we have spent a whole dny with- jul yon , Mr. " - " PO.MIZ. oljser\ei | .Miss Fos ter , "yon must do .sour \ nuke .sourery best now to up for it ; mustn't he , Mr. " Penning- on ? hhe added , smiling at the vicar , and thinking how \ery little tact lie displaced to come and beat himself in the chair beside her. vacant "We sleepy aboriginals " , answered vicar " the , "wlio do not know whnt society It is a week old , can he but dull ' enter- miners. I'm .sorry Miss Foster has had hotter not amusement to-day than could give her. I trust . we Mr. Poynz , how glad we .von should understand have , been to " see yon. "Your generous hospitality to tempted me take that for " granted , ietnrne , | Mark , " pleasantly ; "but , as yon tee , I am but moody " companion. "Moody ! " edited Will. In utter thoiij-ht- leKsner-N. "I'm - snro I saw no moodiucss in yon to-day , ax ue nut on that old pine tree--you anfl I mil Nora. " If. from a wide Will repertory of remarks , hnd sought for the ono most calcu lated to annoy his sister , he could scan ely - ly have succeeded better than in selecting " .Norn , sue repeated , turning to ( Jelia with a smile. "Isn't that the girl told mo of , who you runs wild about country , und the scarcely knows etiir good from " 1 I think " bognn Colla ; but Will burnt into the digcnhion. " "Nora Is one of the be t girls I kneKv Gcuuvieu- , GcuuvieuHowever vbc miiy have truis , . , -hj is been u vn < ' I -i girl ut heart us " 1 did not nsk ' you ? " emilrd Oeoevieve. . "As I happen to h ivi h < * nr < l a good . many Himifiir .stories of your { ji.iu , . ii.-re , and of the tastes of mis lri b girl , you cannot - not , of course , expect me to be iiuicli pressed by your \iew of the " im " matter. .She neier did n thing that " was wroiiB , Will went on , with bonuh vehe- mem-e ; but Mark interrupted - quiet remark hiuj with n to Ceuevie\e. ! Is nothing , Is It. Mnts dare say ho felt bis onn for aren't we told that iufcriority , too ; women are wiser than men ? " m mischief "Sho was a very smnll " Will , laughing now. woman , said "An a child , " observed the vicar , "such conduct was excusable in olio who ncu-i was trained with biU Nora is any care or exporter c Hire grouing up now , and I uhu.iK to coo a little more staidncss and cumsriectlon. " cir " 1 Mipposc , " remarked Miss Foster girl with found a smile for .Mr. Poynz , "that this MUIIO wny of amusing jou this morning ? You are such n student of char- "Am I ? Then I must go again to Im prove my opportunities her grandfather. " especially with " ' "He's n very wicked heard , " said old man , I've Uenovlove , more cheerful now Khe had ' won Mark's entire " attention. "Tell me does he look as curious for man a > < his granddaughter a Kirl ? " does for a "Well , thnt would be paying a deal-woiildn't it ? Uut Htill he has great a cnrloiiH appearance. " " ' 'Sometime * be u-enrs an old brown coat . ' .Sometimes n poinpiidore ; Sunietinii'ri 'tin buttoned behind up , And Roinr-tinies down before. ' " i " ' "He'd n fright , of " . course ; laughed I JJnt Will , nslr-ep to the hint RO fiklll- fully prepared for him , put in his inter * nmHon , Norn " 15nt Is unrely , Poyn * . you don't dmy thnt very lietiiirlftil ? Why , 1 never WIIM so nntniiiihcd in my life OM when 1 Orit MIIW her to-dny ; yet I 1 knew nlwuys funded " boxv pretty rdie would be. " "Aw none of UH. " ret.irm'd Murk , per- fectly uwnre in what mood Miss Foster awaited his reply , "have hurl your portnnifioVII1 , yon must not op n tn ' . expect .ei Ihlnx" will ) exactly ns on do. I either politely ndnnt of Mix * St. ( Jeorge's your opinlni beauty , or bo silent ubont It whichever ymi like , " ( To cuiitiaiit-d.i < \ ICctoft Ironi Among the useful results of aerial excursions nre the sntislactory experi ments in the w i.v of ecboes nnd rever- Leratlons. .lolm Mackenzie lincon had ninny oiiporttmities of testing tlie car rying of .sound * to and from n balloon at a great height , and Mr. Wise , the American aeronaut , relates a case In point. He was ballooning one day above a lenso clouds t ream ulifii he heard a hopper's ax , whereupon to attract the ( lentlon of the laborer be shouted 'Halloo ! " lie was Immediately an- wcted by another "Halloo ! " from the ground. He then asked the question : "How ar Is this ' 'from Lancaster " ? nnd was nnnoycd by being mocked by his own vord . "Hemg In the " clouds , he says , "and lot able to see things above or below , fell somewhat nettbd nt this clown- sb display of wit , and In n very audible one of voice , while tin' foregoing was out : 'You're a fool ! " which In a very w seconds was answered by an qually distinct and measured tone of 'nice , 'You're a fool ! ' "Then it suddenly flashed upon my nlnd that It was the echo of my own oice , which opinion was ratified by be dying reverberations of my words , vlileb bad now become as numerous s though n whole regiment had caught he watchword nick and were passing It In succession through the whole I'lnn IVilar Animal I'nrk. People in Norway are now planning o construct in the northerly district of heir country an Immense national Kirl ; In which animals from the polar eglons are to be placed. Ilerr Mohn , scientist of ClirJstlnnla , Is the origin- tor of this plan. He points out thnt there are some lolar animals which cannot live In the s the climatic conditions do not suit hem , and he claims Ihat the north of Norway Is the only part of Europe In vlilch a suitable home can be arranged or such animals. lie admits that onze animals from the polar regions , uch as bears , fo.ves , bares , seals , icln- leers , IJskimo dogs and various species if birds , seem to thrive well enough In he zoological gardens in ( he north of Europe , bill he claims that they would ) o much happier if allowed to rove over a large domain In the north of Norway , ind , furthermore , be points out that all attempts which have yut been made to gardens have failed , and that only by daclng several specimens of this Inter esting animal In a national park inNor- vny can all danger of Its possible ex- ermlnatlon be guarded against. Feminin He Yon owe me ten hisses ! Pay up ! She Kxplain , sir ! Hi' 1 won'in ! You know very well wagered a dozen glincs against ten vihses and won ! I She ( Hi ! lint kisses , you know He ( firmly ) Kisses should bo paid list as religiously as any oilier debt. She ( thoughtfully ) Ju&t the same as i note ? "Or a cheek ? " "Yes. " "Or-or " n-draft ? "Certainly ! " "Thcn yon poor fellow , I'll glvoyon a draft on mamma ! " ( lie never smiled again. ) San tTnm- olsco Tiullutlu. Olif-Tiino Custom in Uio Commons. When the llotibcof Commons votes It marches out Into the lobbies , , where the members tire counted by the tellers. The average distance traversed by each member from bin seat to the lobby Is ' -MO feet , so thnt nt one all-night bitting recently on nn Important bill , when SJ5 divisions were made , each member without counting inofficial excursions ( o the smoking nnd refreshment rooms. As a division usually takes 12 minutes the liutiso was six hours and ti half on Its feet that night. Something New In Surgery , German burgeons havy diseovercd that the delicate membrane which cor- ars the contents of an egg shell will answer as well as bits of skin from a human being to start the healing of open wounds. The discovery has al. readv been successfully tested. Wonted tn He Sure of Her. " 1 want to buy a monument for Maria's crave. " said the IllUville citi zen. zen."A "A large ono ? " "Well. I ' reckon 'bout ten ' ton will do. It'll take jest 'bout that much to hold her down ! " Atlanta Constitution. It lt > to laugh when une < H-C theatrical performances advertised tin der the bead of "AmuscmentH. " DUB BUDGET Oi'1 ' HJMOROUS SAYINGS AND DOINGS - INGS HERE AND THERE. ot < CH nml JohctctH that Arc Supposed to Ifnve Iteen Recently Horn Suylim nnd Doings Hint Are Old , CiifioiiH niul o The Ueelt'a Humor. Stnmgllng PaHtor-Noarly all the ngrcgatton 1ms subscribe , ! liberally r the bulldi'i * i unit , nnd I feel sure nt I can n- ! , have your iH-.irry eo- ii'Mtlon. Hnw miirh will you Mm. Lender > et me see. Oh. I nm e only member who has ti carriage iir ? f.fitr > llt i'itl T fllltllr ins. i no rn.si nre prior. "U'fll. I will drive n round mid collect e HuJwcrlptlons. " Now York World. Hiw I.Utic ( Tame. ' 'aiid.t ' Plkps-Yer - arc prefty lucky , .Ily. Do yer go rl'ibf up an' ask do omen folks fer pie ? Hilly Coalpito No. I asks fer a cake f ) M > . Uat ap. duxes dom KO ( hit I just nlk In and help myself to overythlng . 'fore dey recover. Chicago News , t. r --.y Caller Don't forget to u-il MI.ss May I called ? Servant I'll go up and toll bar right ' .wny. No Dim \VJinlover. . .Mistress Did you tell ( bo Jndy I was Dill ? Servant Girl Yes , ma'am. "Did oiiu scum to Imvc any iloubt "Xo , ma'am ; she snirt she know ' " you wasn't. Olafigow 'J'line.s. " Worth Miilccy the Price. "Divorces , " salil the innn wlio wnnt- nl to talk and idillosophlzo " , "cost moro than maiTiages. " " "Cerlninly , " sultl the practical num. "Why not ? They fire worth more ? " IJfo lie AVoiililn't Tell. l''lrpt ' Broker- Did you win or lose in S < H'oinl Krokcr ( loftily ) Thai's my btisJiiChs. sir. Say , cnn you direct me o a llvo-cpiit lunch counter ? Now York Weekly. The Truthful linker. Mru. Koeplnhouse Are you sure this liri'ad Is fresh ? IJnI.or Sure , ma'am. "II Isn't yesterday's ? " "No , Indeed. Why , this IB to-mor row's bread. " Philadelphia Press. Mod Soon IJettcr ] ) ny . Dirty Diinnlgan Lady , I wasn't al ways as 1 am IIOAV. Dirty Diiiinigan ( gloomily ) No ; I nice bad a wife an * six children to sup- iort me Brooklyn Kagla. Correct. Tom This music critic ' speaks of the soprano's high notes " as "full of warmth" . Is that correct ? . Jack Why not ? They come upper regl-'ter , you know. Philadelphia Press. Illn IHnlcct , She Mr. Niblack Is a Tcry skillful Kolf < > r , Isu't lie ? Ho-I don't know about that , but he certainly Is n very fluent golfer. KIIHII.V r f r i.v Skinner Why do B. K. MnrkB a ' they cell Mr. 'green grocer ? " Mis. Skinner -Heeauso he trusts father. I PUCKS. your AM ay Up , Shu-I've been living high rtls mer. sum lieWhat doln1 ? Shi ' - - Hunt-In' on a roof garden. Hasu I.ilict. iluugry Hlgglns What do yon A woman called mo an anliiia- KM | hcarecniw this ' mornln' . \\'i-ury Watklns 1'vo knowed since tin * yon early eighties , but I novcr seen no animation about you yet. HheVoutd Have IInil ' More. Wli'o Beenis to me that Hince wor- married we you might at least Imvc ( Joul'lcd your Income. " \ \ bat good would that have done ? " tvid IJviilcnecH of Nccrlcct. \tn > lirown I've Just been to see Mr ' * Swellman's new place. She has itniiicd ghib.s all through thohotiee. . Mrs. Parvenu The Ideal Her sor- anth are too lazy to remove the Btalns , -Strny i S tori eg. linwlly Trnccd. M.IUVlnkHWliy In the world didn't yon write to me while you were ? away , Mrs. Mlnks-I did write. Mrs. Winks-Then I presume yqn gnvo fho letter to your husband lo innII nnd ho Is , still carrying It around In hia pocket. Mrs. Minks No. I posted the letter myself. Mrs. Winks Ah , then , It Is In mjr liitHbaiid's Docket. New York Weekly. Mcillciiie. She ( rather wc-arilj' ) It must be ly to bo a man. Hi' ( n late stftyor ) Why- Slip--A man can spend the evening with whom he pleases and not have to Piiic-i'tiiin anybody that conies along. New York Weekly. Ifer Little Scheme. " 1 hear that Miss Oldtimo refused .Skinner , and now Is encouraging him " again ? "Yes , he was her llrst offer. " Chi cage Hecord Herald. An Important CoiiHlclcrntioii. She So you do not believe In earlj marriages ? You think n man ought tdi have made his way first , 1 suppose. chietly with me Is that the later on niarrius the less time one has to out * live one's illusions. Life. Appreciation. Airs. Newlywed Ob , mother ! John said this morning I was one woman ia n bundled. Her Mother I see In that no cauu4 lor tears. Mrs. Xewlywcd But , mother , ha used lo say I was one woman In thousand ! Puck. i fiim jis < i UK Muttcra Knox Don't you believe In telling jot.r wife everytliing that happciiB ? Proxy Well er I can't say llmi but I do believe In lellinu ; her semi ( lungs that don't happen.Philadelphia Ilecord. IlnlliiciiiiitIon. Ex-Juryman There was one men > her of the jury who wasn't quite right In his mind. FriendYon ' - Yon don't mean It ? Ex-juryman ' That's a fact. Ha thought he knew whnt the experts liiHiilt to Injury. don't Shlney Patches I tell yon , Wearjr , 1 particularly object lo having a dog set on me , for It Is one of the riska of the business and I am willing to take my chances , but when that dog la a water spaniel It's ju&t a little too much. . Wetting Patiently. Station Master What are yon slttlnj here for , my man ? You've been around Undo ' III I loaned a man ? -l In ncn las' Thursday an' ho to ! " me to wait un til be brought It back. Un paced. Commuter You Loneeoruccroft pie didn't catch tlie 7:01 : train pee thli morjilng ? Other ( * ' - 'iirn-fi r-\o ; our monnted policeman , u Un > ! ) : : -ned - to pace us , broke his bicycle just a we were slurb Ing. Judge. Tnfnrimit Ion Cheerfully Given , Inquiring Philosopher To what d you attribute the increasing number oi old maids In this section ? Astute Native * 1 ' couldn't quite say , to the Increasln' number of old linclio- lors about hero. Now York Weekly. Modern Moitlc CriHto. "Is that the world ? " asked the Man thin as their exploring airship changed Its course In time ( o avoid tlie earth' ! attraction. "I think It used to bo called that , " said the steersman " , "but now It ll merely " the private estate of J. P. Mor . gan. Chicago News. Iliintier in Delay , She Would you hesitate before mar rylng n woman for her money ? He Ob , no. A man who Is innrryln a woman for her | money IIQK no tlmo u " No Hoot , No Klrc. "Of course you have your furnltnn Insured ? " "No , I don't see the use of It. " " "Your lint IH fireproof , eh ? " "Seemn to ho. There's never thi slightest suspicion of heat In It. " Phil adelphla Proas. Not n Mlrnclo , Kithcr. Uarry I'll wan thor Ivor luytlilng | nj more wonderful * then ( h camel * golin tlio til eye nv th' ii.ulle ? Denny Yls. OI'vo snno mo 200 pound ould wcuiian go tro mo vlst pock A Preheat intent. " "I Jiavo a presentiment ( hat KOHIO Uilng dreadful Is going ( o happen to husband " mj , exclaimed the South lean lady. Ainer "Is he engaged In another tlonV" rerolti "No ; there wasn't day , PO ho any revolution to went out ( o try his " no automobile. Washington Star. Ev nlnj