ANOTHER REMARKABLE CASE * VTiIcli the Doctors Vailed to Cure or UiiilurtHiind. Mrs. Nettle'/a graphically relates the artlciil-m of der own case , which will aoubtlcsbo ot interest to many ot our Udy re.i ) ci-s ; "I h ul l.cen mi Intense .sufferer for taany y * , l rum dj.pcpsi.i , Hvur and kid ney tronli.i.s , v.l cu a little iiamiildet was pluceil ni mhiiiiils. , . nnil , although at that time 1 In , ) been heil-rlildcn for more thnn ilx mmi'lH ' , I determined , uftor reading lonie orhe womh rfnl tesilmonials thuro- la of c.isi. . , similar to mine , which had ken cninpleti'ly cured by the line of Voge- Mp6 ( 'I'l.itive Coiiipounil , tu try Home , tapei.llaii > .is my doctors faileil to even bunt-lit me , I had nlmo-it iven tip all kiip i , | ever tieiim well HKiiia. It is warn , that the very ti-s | do < e of fifteen lirops relieved me. It was not long l-el'iii-e 1 vviu able to get up ami iboitl , id roe months from takinx the first dose I wan enjoying IM-UCI ; health than I t hud MUM n fin- ' fourteen jear * . 1 contin- iV ned well until a few months back , whim I I wns iiik.-n ill again , my troubles being. . . I had doctor dy.peps .1 Mini constipation. a tor iiMi'ii'lnii , ' me for u month , but center - tor Hticailitij- ; for a niunth , con til ill ml to grow worse , when I bethought my- I0lf of my old medicine , Voseler's Cura tive Compound , which I immediately .suiit for ami took in place of the doctor' * ; medicine ; nt Hint time I hail not had a nioveiiii nt of the bowels for live days , but Vogolei- ilarative Compound soon put me on my feet again ; in fact , completely turcil me a .second lime. I fully believe I should not have been alive to-day h'ad It not been for Voselor's Compound. " Mrs. Nettleton said : " 1 huvo recom mended Voseh-r'M Curative Compound for Indigestion and eizema , anil in every ease It has proved a cure , beyond doubt. Air. ft. Swlnh.ink , our chemist , has sent me thu nnnic.s i > f no end of people who have boon cured by Vogelor'H Curative Compound. By the'wa > , the proprietors have sa DJUL-h i-uiilldence in this -'nmt Iiondon pliyflieinn's discovery that they will send . % sniujili' free In .my person suiulbii ; naine 1 ind mhlrcus anil nuuiin.i : this paper. " St 1 Jacobs Oil Co. , ' - ' ( > , " Cl.tj street , Balti- Ciore , Mil. 1 Mrs. N'ettleton is n conleotinnpr , In the i Brighton road , where sln > hu : IIPPII c.s- I Ittblishcd many yem-s , and is n nup'd and renpected by all clusse.s. Hei stutu- nients us regards V'l.-eler's t'a-alive ' Conipiiiiud may , theiei'u.c , he rejt.ii-ded as reliable evidence of its Krc.U.ni.c. . In ICtirniipnn llnro. * ' Allvrt 0. HostAvlck has decided to OompeU : in the Paris-Vienna inntnr , Vehicle race In July iiPKt. He will ( biake the third American mlJiloualre ! to enter this cuntest , which Is Lo be hold undei the auspices of the nutloti- I 1 automobile association of France , Germany and Austria. As his present - > ent machine , one of American con- Itrvtiction , is above the weight limit flxed by the international rules , and ; j cannot therefore , be used in this contest - | test , Mr. Host wick has placed an order - der with a foreign manufacturer for ' * new machine. . j is DitibKtcH Cut-aiiiD ? > llalo. Ind. . Jan. 27. In answer. Afra. I L. C. Hewers of this place has this to | "I had Ivldnoy Trouble which , nes- i lected , finally ran Into Dlaheies ; my ' teeth all got loose and pan of them came out : I passed from one and a half W to two gallons of water in twenty-four 4 hours , and such a burning sensation nl- f tended It that I coulu banllv bear it. F l lo.-1 forty i' ' "iinls ' ! - .ind was MR ) ' very imii-b d1ourasjed. . v'j ' "Two dot ini-s treiiicd me .iiui 1 took ' ( * * " every Kldnuy Mellyjne I could hear of , > Hut got "o relief whatever from anything - ! thing till I began to use Dodd's Kidney IMlls. ? "Seven boxes of this remedy drove away every s-ymplom I have men- a , ' tloned. " . . . i "Tc.icher says that hnniu1 can't be eoiup.ii.-d , " said the little otic. "Can It ? " asked the mothci. "Why , of course , " was the reply. "Positive , boom : compaiativc , boomer ; super- ItiUvc , hoomciang. " "Co rect , " .said hei lather piomptly. Cliicago 1'osti. Educate Your Bowels. Your bowels can be trained as well as your muscles or your brain. Cas- carets Candy Cathartic train your bowels , to do right. Genuine tablets stamped C. C. C. Never sold in bulk. All druggists , loc. U h } HHViinliil ti > KIMMV. Dr. A. Why do you always make such particular inqurks as to what your patient eats ? Does that assist you In your diagnosis ? Dr. M. Not much ; hut It enables nio to .i.vertain thlcr social position nud arrange my fees acc < rdingly. Bronklj a. N. V. , Jan. 'J7.Kor umuy yonra Gnrni-lil Ten , the Uerlt I'ure , tins Iieen earn liiK n rrputiitlon tbnt l * > runIt Is UNIVRIt 6AI.1-V pnilKeil ! 'I'Uls roineily' preueiilri iri usual iittraeilims to those iu wan h < > l health : It l niiiile of IH'.KHS thui i-mv hi Nature' * WHV by rfnunlujf tiuTeiuice uf ilin euso : it l IM'UB ' ; It cli-iiu.ses the syrttfi.i. iiurllU-H the hlimil mid cHtiilillshe.s a na'nr.il action f the ( il CMtlve nipiiix It IN 0uully for yuuui ; uuil old. A Nevily Autlnir , "JJid you see Mr. Smitkitis tUU morning ? " asked the hooklceoppr. "No , " replied tin- publisher "What did he want ? " "lie desired us to advance him Of teen shillings on his forthcoming worlf , 'How to he a tlnnuciul Sue ocss. ' * ' ( ilasgovv Tii.K's. Tint < ! reiil l > . rtl Sympathi/.ing Friend It must , be i terrible thing to ha * , one's hey HO fa nvvay from home and to feel that hi lifo is In danger evcrv dav. I can liu nglno just how it must seem to you Tearful Mother Dh , it Is uot th otio that's in the Philippines I'm s unensv about. It's DioUey. lie hu Joined the college loothall team. No Ituc.o lor Oium'ln'.i Cup. 'L'hero will be no races for the Car nda's cup the most highly prize tinphv ou the great lakes , hi 1UU ! This was dellnltely decided nta moel jug of the dlicclors of the Hochi-Hli Yauht Club. The postponement I I niiiOi , it. the request of the KOJI C.inaiH.m Yacht Club , the prcsi"- of t4jtup : | A Bank Clerk's Story. Y worst fears reall/.ed ! " I mur mured as , on breaking the seal > of the packet which 1 had found OH my bicnkfast table , my letters to Kvii fell out. "Her Inlluencc over Mr. Hall is not grunt enough to eatise him tn nvi-rlnok my piusumptlon. " I tonl. up Kva'.s letter : My De.irest Cecil- I have told undo of niir i-n aKcnient , but 1 .mi afraid that we lull never ain his uoiuunt. lie behuved so wildly that I am really afraid uf him --1 have never before seen him so ntigry. Ho > u\\ -il lhat he would never agree to . ir ni'U'i'itisc , and ordered ui tu send n.iel ; nil your letters ami presents , ami .inlstoil mi .seeing ini do It. So I am writinB tliisat his study table , and t do imt e\en know whether litvill not insist n n-ndiiiK my letter ; hut I promise yon , dearest Cecil , thnt. if yon are willing to wait tor two .rears , I will marry > on u.s soon as 1 inn of a-'c mid the law allows mo lo Ije my own niisinms. A sigh e.seuped mo. Two years ap pears a lifetime to a young man of live- ami-twenty. And If .Mr. Hall were In exorable we should have to wait those long two years. Whilst 1 \\as turning over the letters Kvu had "out hack 1 came upon H'sheet thut had evidently been put In by mistake It was u brief thai I read the words before1 1 had rualixed that the note was not meant i or me. Thorp was no address or dale : Morgan has none to Harton-on-Sea lor a \\oek , aiiJ 1 am tree. l'erJi..ii.Kriilai would suit von ? Yours faithlully , \V. OAUULITllKUS. 1 placed this iiute in my poeUet , in- lining tnrpttiru it to Mr. Hall , al- .iiiiiCT.i it n.d not seem tu be of any s > e- i il- > i in.LI . tiilK e. < .ne ul i.e leiiiniiiin letters on the . .Hue > ; ; - > . . . . ! thai -i iiuL'iiian l.im ulf. In uo gn.i.e i.i.iKUuue lie rated me for the impurtiiieiiLu of "asi > iring to the hand of uis niece , " dehcntel.v hinting that a "beggarly bank clerk on o , e hun dred and titty pounds u year \\ould b uiuking a lirat-claas Investment" by marrying a lady who might possess at .some lulure dntu a handsome fortune. He npologlx.ed with irritating Irony for delaying "so satisfactory a llnaiiclal ar- rungLMiicnt , " reminded me that lilt , word was law for another two years , and that even when livu attained her ma jority .she would have to depend on him for a dowrj. When I bad tinlshed reading this pleasant letter 1 decided to wait until I laid returned from the bank and had more leisure. Then I could answer his letter as it deserted , and at the .same time return the note that had been iu- tuherlenlly inclosed In Eva's parcel. At the bank It wus dlllicult to keep my thoughts from wandering. My fel low clerics rallied me on unwonted gioomine.ss. > It was about 11vbni .1 ; , HIM. : man , whom 1 knew very uc ) ! by si ln , - 'op- pod into the hank and approached one of tile casliier.s. " ( .innd-mt.i iiiiu. " he said pli-asanily. "I've uui rainei a larjier t-neek than usual. I ilou't know what the old man wants ii li'i' . but lie told me to take a i cab and draw out the money In god--I ! suppi ( i > the bank's all rightV" "Yes , ibe bank's right enough , " tlu ( ashler answered , with a lauili "aiid 1 don't think that oven four thoii.sami pounds will break u.s. " Having nothing ut that moment u do , I idly looked over Fixs-ninn's shout der and read the cheek. It was dritvtii for 1'onr thonsam pounds to bearer and was signed * M , 1C Morgan , " one of our largest customers The name struck me as being one 1 had seen in writing very recently \VhiUl Kieeman had gone to the man tiger I worried my brains to think of tin oonncclioii in v.'hidi I had last Been tin name. "Hurehn ! " I u.\clalmed. and with Urn wing I nun tlie view of the yonn : man , who was palii-nll.v waiting fur h : irold. I pulled out tin- paper which hai en a.-eiilenlaily inclosed in Kva' * let ler. Sure enough , ( he iianic uf the gun tlem.ui \ - it" had ouc lo IJarton-on-Sei iva.s MiTitan. A ciii'mm ' colneidencu ; i < < rliais | I ul not a very uncommon uni ! Acvcfllli ii ' .s. 1'i-lui-UlbL'l'illK llOVV til \ia.siair .ind South-Eastern I'oiiutles it.iiik bad been & \\iiulleil leb.s than ; .i.uitli ; - > . my mind com-eived a littli ii.ulil .is to the goiiiiiuenet.s uf th What IK your iiunieV I laMng a piece of paper as though were going to write. in m.v .surprise the mini tjuietly n plied : "Wnlter < : nrruther8. " * At this momeut Freeman came bad , It's all right , " be said , with u no tu i lie oilier. "It's be ready lor you i .1 lew minulcH. " ' 1 hoi lie WHS guiiiK ul ) ' " discus * lii we.iiuer with Carruthers. imt , ro lii ieiii astonishment , I i-aiuc lurw.ir "U Ml * . Mol'guil Ut home ? " I .i.sUeil. " ( U course be IB , " the other renliei without the slightest henltalion "I ilmiiubi he was going u way -to Hi -rn-lile. " 1 hazarded , nut Knowing bv that lie had returned again. "Thero vvus aotuo talk of It-1 don ! -no\v bow you know of It but lu-'s tl .it home. I've got to take back < b ji'M ' lo him. " I was | iu/,7.li'd. If this note In in ocket referied to the same Air. Mo an nnd 1 could scarcely doubt that lid il proved this man to * speakin .llM-I.V. "I siinhid nut pay this check , I-'re i.iii , Uiiiil wo have made Koine li ,1,1 ics. " l said. l let Ibn manager wiys It's nil right \ 'le.ignit replied. . i , , e I iii'Ht ' ' - n h'ui ' aiKl cxpbu But don't let n penny go out until 1 re turn. " ' Old l\X looked up when 1 entered his room. "I wanted to spunk to you , nlr. about this four thousand. 1 have- reason to believe that Mr. Morgan Is not at home. " "What ? " shouted Fox , jumping up from his chair. Then he sat down again. "What of that ? He has drawn the check .as usual to 'self or bearer. ' What has Ids absence from home to do with ItV" Hut I could see that the old man was uneasy. "I linvc almost certain Information that Mr. Morgan Is at Barton-on-Sea , yet'Ids secretary declares that he has not untie there. " "Ask him to come In and see me. and yon had better come , too , Clifford. " Uatber to my disappointment Garni- tliers showed no trepidation on receiv ing Hie portentous invitation to step Into the manager's room. "Mr. Clifford Informs me that Mr. Morgan Is not at homo-that he is gone to Barton. Is that so' . ' " "I didn't know that Mr. Clllford had any knowledge of my employer's move ments. But 1 can snlel.v .usnre you that , although there w.i * si .ne talk of Mr. Morgan's going to Ibe seaside , he wns unable , through stress of business , to start. " The manager looked at me. "My Information Is , " I replied , "that Mr. Morgan has gone , and 1 must advise1 Mr. Fox to niuke further imiulrles be fore he cashes that check. " -Hv nil moans. " returned Carruthers. composedly. "What 1 should advise Is that you wire to Mr. .Morgan's house uiul iiujulre if he be at home , while 1 stay here. " 1 could see that the manager's unbe lief was giving way. "I'm afraid you tuive lighted on a mare's nest , Clifford , " he whispered. "But you hud better go and wire at once. Unfortunately , Mr. Morgan Is rather peppery , ami I fear he won't be pleased with the delay. " I hurried out and discharged my mis sion with dispatch , in less than an hour the reply was received. I took It in to Mr. Fox. "Am at home. Tressed for money. " Carruthers looked up lii triumph at me as the manager read out this mes sage. I " 1 think we need not delay any long er , Mr. Clifford , " the manager said , I very coldly. " 1 must apologize to you , ' sir , for having detained yon so long. You must pardon our cashier's y.eal ; we bankers have been much troubled of late by clever forgeries , and .Mr. Clif- I ford has been , perhaps , a little too sus picious. " Carruthers smiled bUndly. I "Oh , it's quite correct.1' he .said ; "you I can't be too careful , and I don't doubt that when 1 explain mutters to Mr. Morgan he will forglru the delay-al though 1 had I'Miri-sti wdurs to returu ! as quickly as possible. " I havf ( hut 1 had uctu-l.v U t the 1 game. "Unless there is another ilr .Vlorg-.m wiHi another secretary of the name of Carnithcrs. 1 must still maintain , Mr. i Fo.x , that this check ha * uot been prop erly obtained. " "I'.in this is childish , " the managei angrily cried "Are you niadV" he oon- Knued. taking me aside. " 1 don't even know on what grounds you base your suspicions , but do remember that Mr. I Morgan is one of our best customers , ] that the signature Is undlsputulnV " I "And that Mr. Morgau is ut LUirton- on-Sea , whilst this man MH.serts tie Iw ul ( home. " j I "Bui the telegram ? " | "Is also cooked , " I r tin-led , in des peration , for this part of the business 1 could not tinil any other explanation. 1 "Make him write H receipt , " 1 linally tinged , "and compare hl signature with | this , and I pulled yut the iettor und jhliovvud II to the mnnugpr. | Very unwillingly Mr Fox .lid as I ' Miixesti'ti. I'reteuUhijj thnt he would hear nothing more from me , he asked | GniTiithers for a receipt , and in nnotuot minute was comparing the tvro t Hint * . j His fare changed. "By llciiven. Clifford , but you he. right. I'lieKe tiij.'uuturcK are exactlj similar. " "I've hud enough of this.1' wild CHI nil hers , defiantly. " 1 will ask Mr Moruaii to cyme himself and jret thi.- money But I can assure you that Iu 1 will want to settle there and then wltl you--and , If 1 hnve ituy voice in tin mallei.- , jour head ull'ici * xhull know ill about it. " "You will uot letne , tUr , until we an NtitiHlieij , " Mr Fox Htlflljr replied. 1 "Wl'.it sh .11 we do ? How did you tfc j that letter' : tie Inquired , iu ( l whiKpor. I "Wire 'to the hotej at Burton. Mr ,1 Morgan IK almost sure r have KOIII * H the best " . ' The miuiHuor dr < - * a Hradshuw to ward ii in "Here u iv < 'lift'urd the UKplanudti . We must tr.It . I : : m almost at uiy vrlt'i I end. The director- , will never forglvi > mi ! If we lew Moruan's custom througl thlB. " ' , "Nor If wo lose ihe four thuunand. " | ventured to nsHort. But shortly nftnr a the manager 5 doubts were set ut rout. The repl ; came : "Havo drawn no cheque for amount Am coining up by express. " The mnjuigcr nearly dinned Iu his n i hef 11 o patted mo on thu shoulder inox iiftVi'tionatul.v Meanwhile I'nrriitlicr ni.nlc a Irolt tr r the door. "Stop thnt maul" shouted Fox , HIM he was quickly In our grasp. "No. 1 know nothing about him , " the prisoner malstained , when he was qn < s Honed. "I inticy bo's the sitnu. man that nmiiii , d H'oso other bank 'Muds but I dou'i know for certain , ' .le put mo on to tills job by getting me appoint ed secrctarj to old Morgan. I waited until the uid man went lo Marlon , then 1 wrote to Mnusllcld--thnt'M Hie mum. lie goes by and he came round and till ed In a blank check and forged the sig nature. \ \ o had plenty of copies , and it was well done-I thought we were quite wife. How that beggar there got hold of my letter I don't know , but he's spoilt as brilliant a spec as ever 1 went In for. "Xo , " he said , with u doleful shake of his head. "I'd do what 1 could to save my own skin , but-he was much too cute to put himself in my power. 1 had to write to him at a little shop where they take In letters. The butler at Morgan's was also In the know that'll explain the wire saying that the chock was cor rect. I've no doubt Manslleld was watching for me In thu street , and 1 expect he's luvanted safe enough by now. it's Just my luck , that's all ! " "It's- Mansfield we want , " sighed the detective , who had been sent down from the Yard. "He's been undoubted ly at the bottom of all these bank frauds. How did you come by thnt note. Mr. ClllfordV" A struggle had been going on in my mind. 1 was well aware who the arch- criminal must be , and I shrank from bringing Kva'.s uncle to the docU. But 1 was forced to answer the detective's question. He bounded In the air wltli joy when I had given my explanation. Taking a couple of men he accompanied me to Mr. Hall's palatial residence. " 1 thought I had forbidden you the house. " lie said sternly , when the ser vant showed me Into thu study. "I came , sir , to return this note. " The scoundrel's face paled as he roc- ounlx.ed the paper. "Is this the reason why V" he wns beginning , then slopped abruptly. " 1 know nothing ubotif this paper ! I can't conceive why .vou should think that II belongs lo * ne. " But at this moment the detectives came in and arrested htm. For several dnjs I did not venture to go near Hie house , fearing lesl lOva should resenl the way Iu which I had brouu'ht disgrace upon her kin. Then came a welcome lelter from her : "Come to me , dearest Cecil. 1 can guess your reasons for staying away , but you only performed your duty when you gave up my uncle to the police bill think , dearest , that wicked man Is no uncle of mine ! He has spent the In come thnt my father left mo , but lie has confessed he IH no relation to mo. You fairly checkmated him. " Yes , and I was also mati-d by n check. HE GOT AN INVITATION. I'rnviiecti vo Sun-in- w Asked Him tu A Hun I tliu N > c I linn. 'It was settled some time ago that hu was to marry my daughter , " said the rather of a girl of the period , "but it yul remained for the jonng man lo get my consent. Il was men.-ly a formality , however , a.s 1 had cut no llgurc what ever during tin * campaign , my girl ar ranging limit UTS to suit herself , with out consulting mo or my wishes. "Nov > , 1 remembered with what tnp- lUaUou 1 had approached my wife's father ulieu I n.sKcd him for her hand , and 1 made up my mind that when Hint yidiii man showed up to ask nu ; for my daughter's hand 1 would have revenge - venge , not only for what I had to pass. through when I urged my sull , but for 1 being shoved to the background durlnu ; I the present proceedings. "Well , lie called at m > olllce yester da.v and I told my olllcc boy to admit him und leave us alone and see that we I were uoi disturbed. i " 'Just dropped In. ' said he , easily , declining to take u swiU 'to lull you that 1 1 am guins to marry your daughter thy ' middle of ni\l ! month. It will b an iuj'ormul affnir.o you may cunttldur yourself InvitoVl without further noUce. Coed day. ' " "Uefurw 1 could cutcli my hri-nth ho was gone , " coutlnued the father , ao- | cm-dim ; tolhiHetrolt Free. I'rcttt , "and ! when 1 complained to my daughter 'about ' bin irealmenl of mo nil the com 1 fort I got was that I could consider ! myself fortunate in getting un Invltii- i ( Ion. us II wan to be u very excluslvo Hffulr" Just Ordinary I Laughter increases the blood circula tion. It enlarges Hie heart. ft expands the lungs. it J' ' sers me It promotes luo dloculutlou of thu spleen ii iiroduccH a mental exhilaration which acts upon the system much us u brisk walk iu a crisp atmosphere does upon the uppe.Ule. . Beware of theologian * ] who hnve uo sense of rnlrtU ; they nre pot altogether human. Keep your chin up. l > < u't take your troubleIu bed with you. hung them on u chair with your clothes or drop them In a KUBH ! of water with your twMh. Iwwtt Health Hullo- i l-'i'cnt-h Old-Atco I'eiiHioiiH. i ' 1 he proposed law for old-age pensions I meets with much opposition In I'Vance , I ou the ground ' l.at thu age nr which I he ' pension fulls due. (15 , its far beyond the 1 i avcrajio life of the French workman. Many labor organizations have protest ed , and all hnvo no mind to lay by from their wages money by which they per sonally aru Ihtle likely to i-rollt. t When u vvumun quam-h with a he forget U Urn * week * what It Bringing With It Catarrhal Diseases of All KindsPeruna Cures - - - - - , MISS MAUD PALMER , Miss Maud Pnliner. "The PiitiiraiiKi. Out. , is ti sinyer of local note. & $ & She writes : \ y "Ittchiinwlciltie i th f/KinAs the \nliie ' uf I'cmnii tin n > jlentlltl remedy In 04'- - ' ! ctise of a st ? rf cnlil. l.m > t winter I 04'K ( > K- > c 11 iiulit u cutil iwJ dltl 'for / ) ) ! the proper attention to It until It fjof .so bad ttiut I ' /iUu'/r / unit I not attend to my rei > tilnr MorA. / V ) mint nd\ltn-d me fo rr > I'erimn nnd I cnninienccd tuhlttii It tit oitic. Wllltln three diiys I fonnil i < rt'iit relief. In ten ( / - , / ifinot entirely ell hut my system utm toneJ nn , nnd I felt much -rro/ujcr thun I ttti.l hcturc. We hecp It on hand , nnd If > member of the family feels .sfcfc u iostor f vo of I'e- runa / > nil that lt > needed to cure. " , ui > s MAUD VAI.MKH. Winter is half over. l'eoplj are con ' tinuiiiK to oat eh coWn , ami not a housi- hut hears the Winter eotiKh. People ait- * * the- . * * IrjiliK to net BoinetliitiK to cure - troubles which nre ulinnst inevitable it this lime of the year. It can safelj ' said that nine-tenth- the people in j l lie United States have n cold some time | during tlie winter. There is one rcnie h which will pi event cidils und COIIK'I ' : , cine tliem with certainty when con- tractutl. This remuiiy Is I't-rnmi. 'I'aUi n with reunlarity during the wint.-i' inoiilhs. it will entlrelv prevent cnhls , ruimlis , la grippe. ( . niisiimplMii , hrou chilis or pneumonia. If will , \Nu CIIK- without falbn-i * entiirrh .ind recent cases I Uora "Mercy ! What did he do ? " Clara "In looking for something In his pocket , he dropped a little clipping from some uewspapci. hut did not notice it ; and after he had iTone , I picked it up. What do you think it was ? " Dora "Horrors1. I'm sure J could never guess. Tell me quick " Clara "It told how to clean rug carpets. " ELY'S LIQUID CKKAM H.M.M " prepared for sufferers from aiisiil catarrh who are used to an alomi/er in sprn.Mii- , ' the diseased memhram-s. All the hciilnu" nnil soothing properties of Crc'im IS.ilui are ictnineil in the new prcpinttina. It lines inn dry up the Keen-lions. I'ruc , in- chilling .sprayinn tube. 70 els. At ilnm- cists' or 1'jlj Hros. , Oti Wiiricu .sin-ci , New Yorl > . uinil it. " .VliiioCi I Kiist ) Actor in tragic whisper ) - [ "Alt' you quite alune ? " I .Second Actm ( glancing grimly at i the small audience ) "Almost , " IIOU will iiiuilin * < T w | ti'l ' i lit. jilo'il * llilu ! hntfli j jAyn Mulli' > aluni1l > m.-ii ir I'lulll * tfiiiiianti i I ' luvmlmi III MUUIIul In Oiu laltlunl iiitliuliilimi Hi Uli , \ \ irlil.IJIO | H JUi * ' A r < . 41 .NI > W siri-i'l Nuu Voil. She ( III Wagnercai"Ilow ) Miiuotli ly and silently thi e cars move along " He " Yes. Is'nt It ( | imei Unit a man , vlii can make such quiet curs as these ihould write such noisy music ? " From Saskatchewan. Went ecu Canada. In a letter wrlttiiu from Prince Al bert. Saskatchewan , one of the dis tricts of Western Canada , by Henry Iaurhlln ( l' Dr. 13. T. l-'lel I , of Chase. Michigan , and which appeared in the lU-ed City l..Mlchi'an ! ) Clarion , appear ed the I'ullowlLi ! ; : "If any one should ask you how 1 like it up here , tell them I am perfect ly well an ( lulled , for me It Is Just thu place. I Vnve us good u piece of hind as ever laid out doors. Wouldn't ex change It for the whole of Luke Coun ty , or at leiiKt the township ot Oliusi ; . "Of course 1 have not been here very long , but as much of the country as 1 have seen , it cannot be beat anywhere. We had as good crops here last fall as I ever saw , and everything nets ripe in good shape.V had a oo I rip" potatoes as I ever .ite In my lite. There IB no better place for s'mk ' on the cent t incut than hero. Horses and irle will do as good running out all winter here as they do whore they are feu all winter there. Hare built me a resi dence and now all I want It , u wife to keep house fur inc. I have Koine break ing already done on my place , | mi iiexr Miiiiiner I intend to bavu more tlnuc. ind then 1ill be ready for bnsiw * * . "We have had u very flue winter -o fur. It has not bueu much belo'.cm. . if fuiv , excepting about n wecli In the if > lle of November. It has been iUltc | culi ! the pant day or two. We tire In lug -lianlles , and they are just lunddlct ! up mi the outside , and nothing ha- fro'/.uii ou the iiinide yot. There Is no wind or ruin , Jiwt uleu steady woathei' all the time. " Apply to any agent of the Canadian riovt.nincnt. It was stated by u 1'hiladclplu i paper that upuard of half a uulli 'ii linen pocket handkcu-hlels u d.iv were bold in I'hihtdcHumi dining tin liollday trade. l''or ' the large dt'jjait- ujcnt stores 6Ultuua Jay each vvtib saiu by the managers to lit * the average Less than 2 per cent , ot thu output was uianuf.ictiircd in this countr > . Tlipyorc made i < n the most part , in Ireland and Suityeiliuid , while .1 iiii. uf the JiiK'i quylllr f i came from Vittu b. of cuiiMimpiiuu. .111 I often In Mime- l'iver > Itcidj should have the IMHI' ' on c.it irrh mil winter hi' ' h i belim scut free bj The I'oruns \li-ilii iiic Cu , uf Columhus , Oblo. If \nii do imt derive prompt and KntJ - ricior > I'l-sulu from the usu uf I'eii'unt , write : ii mice to Dr. liartmaii , Divine * full > ! iiciuent of > rtnr ease , and ho will lie | ili-ii cd to Rive ) on his vuluable ad vice cm tli. ! ' . ! inti can be purelMisud at tiny first- c'.i - , drnj : store nt Jjil.UO | ) er bottU * . Address Dr. 1 Iiirtin.iii , President oj Tie' llnrtmnn S lui'uriiiin , Columbui , Ohio. SHOT S AHL THE UCST IN THE worjLO FOR MEN siti , , i v i i IK , it'lini Mm nnilllif ) , . AH.I ! < tlraleii , M i n.iiovi ivo K , innim , \v. L MINK , * IIUUH . . * , ! I'l ' , , i-1 Vaiiiin U i , l > , 'i ' > ti , , -'l , < -l'rr f " nr lutrl in ttttir ( < ftvu i itt' > . i : em " . : , il' . ' 1'iitn. - n i irit ' , fil > f" Tlmii [ } in rour Yiun * . THE REASONS ! \ \ | l , , -i i n Ho i.l ill . ilhlnmi'llii' ' < "l" ' | , i , Hlh ci . i .I'l HI l\\i > Mi'lirCrii In IIvorlil , ' . 11 , . i is < il ii , , , , i H.t\t \ < hy ' Mr .tllll * > M II"'I si.UJ lilhl , ' ! , I I I'll. ' I III I krU , 111 r. niiii lo In JIIPI n iriioil , 'Ili.'v will * ' -.mi IVii | i.nrHi,1 itrilliuiv l liNMiii'l V1. ' " ' " 'ii'i'-i. ' Mnaa nt 'lit' tirM li'ntharit , mrluil i.y Patent t'n'uiiit Kill , Porniui Cult , ami Knlli'iial idingaro t ! . . l u r.l. il lir t iiilll > d SI 11.111 ly i ll n a I * * ' - . \V. I. . A 4'n I Minus ( iiiim * Mr. Muggins ( tending account o | football game- ) ' " In the second h ill. th" qiiaiU'rbiick lust his IIIMI ! and " Mis. Iltiggliii ( iiiU'i'iuptlngiood ) ( - nc.ssuie ! I've heard of them losing thcii arms and legs , but to lose thels lieadsllinl \ an uulul game it must be.1'rhlhuli'lpliia Itecoid. Dyeing IP as simple as washing whca PUTNAM l-'AD'KI-KSS DYI33. An Afttill Klill-l ) .Ililllli'll. A wise girl in Kuuln. Ivan. , Lies an apron iiroiinrl her wuisl ulieiioyet she sees her "sh-adv" Doming , und | vvlien slut lets him in she biushcs and excuses hersuli on thu plea lliat , sha lias been helping "mamma. " Kan- ssa City Journal. t'U-ar while ilu'lioH . . ! > < u fliirii tlint th < l ccjifr nsc * i lied I'rov * Hull Liirj.'e ' - ' OK. | aekiivc d I IlllOllllU'lll ) . Chicago Post : "JJut why. " li i tinpi. . sidcui id' the country whore women ruled , "did you buy thut but * tleshipy" It was such a hiirvraln. " replied Hie M-cri-l.ii'i uf tlu nav\ . "Ol con I'M the t'Mgi'u-s won't work verj well lull It ! ' i.ks . : is tine as IIDJ ul lieis , .n < ! nn'\ ' cost hail a much. " JUSTTMIWIKOFIT i ii VV i -l > rn I inn , , i. 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