Rheumatic Sciatic , Sharp and Shoottne Pains. Strains , Weakness and all bodily achas and pains relieved almost fnsUnthr , Backache. Headache , Facetcha. Chest Pains , and all Nervous P ln and Muscular Weakness cured by k After ill other remedies fill. { : Acts lika miglcl & I Conquers Pain I Price , 250 nnd 500. i > feas SOLO BY ALL DEALKOB IN MEDICINK. Slininrock , Colnmblii and Constitution , Columbia's victory lias boon fol lowed by various expressions of opin ion that she represents the very peak of yacht designing ; that it Is not possible to get anything better of her type. This notion seems ludicrously unfounded. Of any ten yachtsmen dine arc thoroughly satisfied thatCon- Ititution Is faster than Columbia. I'hut untried and undeveloped boat ( not Tier perfect rival In races only , In which all necessary experiments with the new craft , unsuccessful as well as successful , were entered on the score. In the last race of the lories Constitution beat Columbia as unmistakably as any boat was ever beaten. We don't believe that gen erally there is much doubt that the Constitution when made "all right' ' tould beat the Columbia worse than the latter beat the Shamrock. Neith er , for that matter , do we believe that the Constitution Is beyond im provement. New York Sun. AM , ' ' UI'-TO-OATE IIOUSKKKlil'nRS Dse Red Cross Hall Blue. It mnkea clothes lleau and sweet as when new. All Drovers. In 1273 Friar Bacon predicted that Dying would "shortly" become a gen eral practice ; and IMshop Wilk'ins in 1652 said : "It will yet lie usual to bear a man call for his wings when he Is going on a journey as it is now to hear him call for his boots. " rrrmnrntlr Curml. No flti or nr ousneis Kttet FITS tint day' * U5c * r Dr. Kllne' ( Iroat Nmra 1 [ tloror. \ndforPJtKK a Oo-rial UotllAand trratlno. 1)11. IUH. KLI > ( E. I.td..SJtnrcnSt. . I'tilladrlpblu fa. A stream with peculiar properties flows near Tuscon.'AriWood and vegetables and other soft substances thrown Into it become petrified. It Is customary for visitors to leave po- taotcs in it for a H'\s weeks inclosed In wire receptades , and find them burned to stone. It El ) OltOSS ItAL , ! . IIMM < ; Bliould be In every home Ast your grocer ( or It. .1.urge'2 opHukn cnnly 6 ovnti. A community physician attends the Swedish residents of Lndlngton , Mich. There are three bundled fatni- ies , each of which pays I hi1 doctor fifty cents a month Foi this they se cure medical attendance whencvci It Is needed. Short-sightedness among Japanese students is alarmingly on the In crease. The latest investigations show that out of one thousand seven hundred and eighty-six university eudcnts iu Toki * more than one-half are short-sighted. * We are never wltliont bottle of Pile's Cure for Consumption hi our hoiue. Mrs. E. M. Swtjr.e , Wakita , OUIa. , April 17 , 1901. . Gas slot meters arc in use In Hud- Bon county , N .T. A quarter dropped In causes the mctei to supply two hundred feet of gas , as the purchaser requires it. Some ingenious rascals drop in a load quarter , with a string attached and haul the quarter bark when the counterfeit coin has dune Its work. The Roman Catholic Archbishops of the Dulled Sattes held their an ntial meeting in Washington An Indiana man Is said to have discovered a method of storing I he heat of the sun so Miat it Is availa Lie for use. lleports from the New England coast say that the storm of Saturday night and Sunday \\as the heaviest In years. , but the loss or life as slight. ' ' An electric railroad is planned to connect Liverpool with Manchester The distance is thirty-one miles , and it Is expected That the trip will regularly be made in twenty nilnutes This is at the rate of iilnuiv-three miles an lioui ASTHMA-HAT FEVER 'CURED BY EREI TRIAL BOTTLE. .TAFT.79 E.I30'STM NY. CITY. Lbt f AU.S. v jrup. Tutci Go * * . In limn. ttil \ brdr ' ' N.N.U. NO.696-50 , Y8HK , NEB cience A"V : ivention Iteceut aisuovcry In Jerusalem proves that the undent aqueduct which brought witter from Bethlehem through the llluntili Valley , thought to be the work of Herod , was bnllt by the Em peror Sevcrus , 103 4 - Inscriptions lo thnt eft'uct have beeu found. Electric lamps are to bo substituted lii the place of gas Jets In England's fa mous abbey. It U averred that gas has proved Injurious to the great church by setting up chemical change In the lime stone of which Its , walls , arches , vaults , and carvings are composed , thus has tening the disintegration of the build- s. Slgnor Ccserole , of Padua , has discov ered the existence of more thuu ufty noxlotu microscopic parasites aud mi crobes In the wushlugs of vegetables from market gardens. Among the ml- cro-organlsiim found by him was the bacillus of tetanus aud another anal ogous to that which produces typhoid fever. He ascrlbos the Infection large ly to the contents of watering pots. A. simple device has been put Into practice for "truing up" or restoring the original symmetrical shape to railway carriage wheels , and It Is said to have been attended with considerable suc cess. It consists of a brake shoe , which s formed with pockets tilled with a grinding material. When a wheel be comes flattened It la necessary only to remove the regular shoo and replace it with the "truing" shoe , run the carriage and do the braking as usual. The Trench chemist Balhuid has re cently analyzed an annual food-plant called woandsu , growing hi tropical Africa , and Introduced In Southern Asia and Brazil , and his conclusions are In teresting. R Is , he says , the ilrst fruit , In the natural state , that he has ever examined which shows all the chemical properties of a perfect nutriment. Two pounds of It would supply the dally re quirements of the human system. Like the peanut. It matures underground. Its eatable kernel Is shaped like uii egg. It furnishes a very white Hour whose flavor , after cooking , resembles that of. chestnuts. Count Posse , of Sweden , hris invented an apparatus for stopping the headway of bouts , which , he thinks , will be use ful In preventing collisions between vessels of all kinds. The apparatus , which has recently bc n tested on a large steam-launch , consists of stcc-1- plute bhutters , applied on both sides of the vessel about one-quarter of Its length from the stern. These can be opened and shut by the helmsman , with tin1 aid of a lever. When the launch : ib going at full speed , nine knots an hour , It was stopped In fifteen seconds , within hiilf Its length , by reversing the engine aud extending Mir s utters. Some of the most u-t nil p oducts of our planet are cnuIiiH-iI to sm.i 1 areas of lt ! surface , bl.tinted at a a < : it ills-1 tauce from the main center * of popula tion and industry. India tubber IK one of these , and according to a report from Consul Gem-nil King at Bangkok , teak , the uiuit valuable ship timber In cxlst- enci1 , Is another. Extensive teaw for ests , he s > ay.s , are restricted to Burma , Slam and Coclim-Chlnu. There are only three ports lu the world from which teak Is exported : H\ugoon , Motilmeln and Bangkok. It Is a beautiful dark- coUinsl wood , taking a high finish , and its value In ship-building depends upon Its strength , Ufa durability , KB resistance to both moisture and drought , Its non liability to be attacked by boring In sects , Its lightness In the water , and its resistance to the Intliu'iice of Iron when brought In close contact. In tills hist point of excellence It has no kiibtitute as a backing for armor plate. OPERATION ON AN OSTRICH. How tlic SurucouH un.l Aujlituutn Con quered the Kit ; liirJ. , A carload ot ostilches came Into In- d'lanapolls by freight the other day. Their presence was made known by an Impatient ring at the telephone of Dr. Garstang , local surgeon of the Big Four. The doctor answered. "Can you treat ostriches ? " a voice asked. "I might,1' sild the doctor , thinking some \vag 1'rlend was talking. "Or I might treat parrots or humming birds , but I don't make a Specialty of It. " "I'm not kidding , " the voice contin ued , as ho explained that lie wan the Bright wood station agent and that a carload of ostriches was "hung up" there , lie further exphilnod Unit one of the birds had accidentally cut Its neck and there was fear that It was se riously lujured. Dr. ( inrstnng at once communicated with Dr. YV. 15. Craig , veterinarian. Both leaped Into the buggies and hur ried to the Massachusetts avenue sta tion , to which point the car containing the ostriches was taken from Bright- wood. Dr. Craig was accompanied by Maurice Lynch , his driver , wherein lie was lucky , as Maurice It. a wrestler and boxer of no llttlo consequence. When the doctors entered the car they found It full of ostriches , whosi long necks were as hlrh as the roof and as low as the tloor. Dr. Craig , who \ \ almost as big as an ostrich himself , faced the largest group , containing nine. A , big black ostrich darted < > nt his head and tried to seize the doctor' * Scottish Itlte pin. Another cleverly pulled off a suspender buckle from an Inquiring luliorer who hud Intruded Into the car. Ilr tied , Tbe Injured ostrich was bleeding from a long wound In Its week. Dr. Craig uuderHtowd at a glance what was to be cU'ne. Tbe wound must be treated with antiseptics ami sewed up. The sewing , lie said , would be like sewing a bootleg. But how to do Uils was a question , lie appealed to the two men who had charge of the os triches. Carl Klrkham , the keeper , said the only way was to get men enough to hold the ostrich. There was him self aud his assistant , Fred White. They were about half enough. The doc tor turned to Lynch. 'Here's your star engagement on the mat , " he mild. Lynch said untight , but rolled up bis sleeves. The box cur was pulled along side an empty car and a gangway con structed. Across this the ostrich was forced with some dltllculty. The clilef danger , Kirk hum explained , was that Injury makes an ostrich fei'oc'lous , and a blow from his foot Is like the knock out blow of a uiule. The keeper got the bird by Its mighty wings and Lynch got a hammerlock hold. There was a struggle , much grunting and a few expletives not usually print ed , says the Indianapolis News , and then down went the ostrich. Lynch changed his hold and got a half-Nelson and a foot hold. The big bird tried vainly to rise again , but Lynch and the keepers had him foul. „ , Dr. Craig washed the wounds with antiseptics and took twenty stitches on each side. The Injury was probably canseil by a splinter aud may be fatal. The neck was not bandaged , but was plastered with antiseptic dressing. Then the ostrich Avas allowed to rise aud Lynch took a long breath. "Shake , " be said. " 1 have no hard feelings. " The big bird wheeled anil lifted up Us foot. It set It down alongside Lynch's Jeft leg , and under It halt' of Lynch's trousers leg went , too. Ills leg was also scratched , but not seri ously. Lynch received a new pair , with the compliments of the Big Four. The fifteen ostriches belong to Thom as A. Cockabum of Hot Springs , Ark. They have been exhibited In the East and were resblpped to Mr. Cocknburu'a Arkansas ostrich farm from Long Branch , N. .1. They are valued at ? ! , - ftOO each. Several present got real os trich feathers while the wrestling match between Lynch and the bird was In progress. DE WET'S AUDACITY. Uoer Commander , Simile-Uniuled , Cap tured a llrltlnh Wagon Train. Stories of De Wet , the dashing com mander of the Boers , are nearly all in teresting. Capt. Kelchmnnn , In the Journal of the Military Service Insti tution , gives a striking Illustration of the General's coolness and audacity : The wagon-train was slowly coming on under clouds of dust , and not a sin gle patrol or scout preceded It. So far as my observations went , there were no soldiers with the Ilrst six or eight wagons , which were of the lighter kind , contained the baggage , and were some what In advance of the others. At lust the heavy wagons were approaching preaching , drawn by from eight to twelve mules vacli , and on mo&t of the wagonv sat one or more soldiers , facing to the rear to watch events there , and wholly uncoiiBciouK of their danger. Gen. De Wet stood up In plain view , and called aud beckoned to the British soldiers to "come In. " They were taken entirely by sur prise , and came In , aud were put away In a safe place under a high bank north of the crossing. As the wagons approached preached , one aftur another , the Gen eral called to the soldiers to "come In , " and directed the wagons to pull to the right or left of the road. It seemed as If De Wet were going to capture single-handed the entire train , and 1 can still see him standing there in the road , with ills rifle at an order in his right hand , and his left hand In the air , beckoning "come In. " Not a shot was fired and everybody kept concealed. The thing went on for lifUcn minutes or more , and soon there was a considerable number of wagons at the crossing lying helplessly under the rifles of the Boers ; the number of prisoners under the bank of the creek was Increasing rapidly , and the string of wagons still coming on extended all the way back to the British camp. Considering concealment no longer necessary , we stoud up , walked over to ( ho prisoners , and took sonic snap shots of them. Narrow Quartern. Mr. Spudkins had discovered the Hat while out house hunting , and he took his wife to see It , confident that she would reward his discovery with words of commendation , because he hiul saved her so much trouble In the .search for a home. He was mistaken , ax usual. Mrs. Spillikins went through the di minutive rooms with critical eyes. Then he expected her to discourse on the hick uf closet room. Here again he was mistaken. "Uooms tire too small , " she saJd. "Knsler to heat , my dear , " Sjmdklns ventured , "and they won't take so much carpet. " Mrs. Spudkins went on , Ignoring these considerations. "Why , there Isn't room hero to swing a cat. " Hcieiipon Mr. Spudkins drew himself up with dignity and said severely : "Then , m.ilenr . , we Until be com pelled to seek -ome other , and , let us hope , a more refined form of exercise than cat swim-Ing. " 'lint even this did not move her , and they proceeded on the weary sfarch for more Malts to criticise. I'lttsburg Com- merclal-Oa/ette. It Is one pitiful sign of approachUg age when a man begins to show prefer- we * In giving cmpUiyment to the old and IvitoiiiftfU'iH , rather than to young er jneii. . ' If L * " " ' "f , " , * * . .itV1 ? \ t , \ ' ' - r'IA- ' Berxe-ficiaJly ; Syrup of Figs appeals to the cultured and the well-informed and to the healthv , because itv com- * ponent parts are simple ami wholesome and be - fV cause it acts without disturbing the natural func ; lions , , as it is wholly free from fevery objectionable quality or substance. In the process of manufacturing figs are used , as they ure pleasant to the taste , but the medicinal virtues of Syrup of Figs are obtained from -lxcellent combination of plants known to be medicinally laxative and to C > * N act most beneficially. /W To.fiet . Us beneficial effects buy the genuine manufactured by the AA'CW York.M.Y. Price , fifty ccrvts per bottle. . iluit n Hcglnnur She "lias she many friends in so ciety ? " He " Ob , yes ; she hasn't been in long , you know. " Smart Set.1 Aluminum dressing bags arc the latest convenience fet the traveller and jewel bags may be had to match These receptacles arc feather weight and the cost is somewhat higher than for the ordinary bags. . IMiyslolnns Much Inlcritsloil. Northport , Midi. . Dee. n. The medi cal men are just now eagerly discussIng - Ing it most remarkable cure of & severe < : se of Kidney Disease In this county. Mr. Byron O. Leslie of Nortlijiort liar ) for years been a victim of Kidney de rangements with all the cunscqutut pain and annoyance , lie was gradually jrrowl K wor e ami as.the disease ad vanced lie liocame very despondent , often woud.erlnu If lie would Imre t endure thin suffering all bin lifetime. lint at last lie found a remudy that cured him in Dodd's Kidney I'lll * . lie wag much pleased , but did not say much about It lost the good offset lie experienced would not last. Now , how ever , after months of continued uooil health , ho has concluded that he Is permanently cured ami hit announce- nifiit of this IIAH canted a profound sensation among the physlclntia aud the people who knew of hla apparently hopeleis condition. The Hiiro. "Who is the hero of this piece ? " asked the man who was coming out of the theatre. The managre thoughtfully replied : "The man who is putting up the money"Yashlngton \ Star. The matrimonial noose has no tcr rors for James Meridy , of Harbour- ville Ky. , Last month he divorced his thirteenth wife , and an hour lat er led Ills fourteenth to the altar. Four of his wives are ( lend , nine hivn : been divorced , and the four teenth was a widow. This much married man is only forty years of age. age.ELY'S ELY'S LIQUID GHIiAM HALM Is prepared for sufferers from uasal catarrh wh are used to on atomizer in iprayhix the ilistikril meinbrnnrs. All the benllus and southing properties of Crunm lialin nro retained hi ttic new im-pnration. It does net dry up tbe sucretioui. F'rloc. in cluding spraying tube , l' cU. At dniK- gists' or Ily Bros. , 50 Warren atrret , New York , mail it. A dinner at the Philadelphia Un ion League was attended by many well-known men. and among Hie af ter dinner speeches was one by Solici tor General Richaids , who declared that the red llag of anarchy shuuld bo driven from this country Jlouuru 01 Oliitincntn for Catarrh ( hill < untiiln Sl nury , as inorcury will urpljr < lctr < iy the eu.s o/ unMI anil rompletaly duntiiRO thu whole sy toii ) MliMi rntorinp It through tbu imirriiu surface1 * . Surli article * should riOTiir lm uuml except no pretcrlntlons from lopiitahto | ihyi > lelaus. ; IA lh damage tlmy PI do Is tenfold to th ( joel you can ( xxMnlr drrlTB from th ui Ilall'a CaUrrb furo , rnamiiauturrd by 1' J Chen y A Co , Tolo- do. ( > . . rooUlns no mitrcnry. and Itiik u later- nail ) , iicllnp directly iiH > n tfco blood and wu- eons Mtrfacek of the kjhtcm. In UijInR Hall's Catarrh Cure bo sum you got Ihti K HUU > . It U takrn IntornallT. aod made U Toledo , Ohio , by lr. ,1 Phcnny fc Co. 1 dlrnonlaU freo. tV Sold by DniReUU , prlcoTM. per bottle. Hall's Kumllr nils are the beat. Explorers have approached within 2,1s miles of the North Pole , but the neuicst approach to the South Pole b is ijL-en 772 in lies. Mr. Wn | lo ' fOOTIUNO 8YKUF for children itll.lui : . loluni thf cumi. r < Juc lunnuil ii < kll > > > l' ln , cuin wind colU. tie batllt. llniilliiR I.IIR * U'ltli Kloctrlrlty , The scaion Is at hand when the lumberman begins to operate In the woods. Ho fells trees and drags their trunks either to the mill or to the nearest stream. Kiom time imme morial hrrso power has been used In talit work Of late steam has come Into service , to a limited extent. According to the HlcctJ-ical Ko.viow , 11 steam log-hauler was used last winter by the bacwoodsmcn ! : of the Dead Ilivci region. In Maine , to haul logs over the rough roads there. A German shipwentashoieatMon- mouth , N. J. . and a tug which tried to rescue bar was battered to pieces against the Long Uianch pier ; the crews of both vessels wcie saved A man who was watching the Ger man sliipnshori-at .Moimiuuth Head ) , N ,1 , from the Long Luancb pier , was swept overboard with part of the pier , after calling for help through out the night. Five othei lives were lost on the Jersey coast r" * * Willie fat his lessons ) Say pa , what's a fottlllcalion ? Pa A fortification , tr.y son , is a large fort. Wmfie-Thcn is a ratification a large rut ? Mother Orny'w Sweet Towder * for Clilldrnu. Succoisfully usad by MoUmnGray , nurse hi tlie Children's Home , lu Sow York. Cure Kevc-rhliuos , Bad Stomach , Teeth ing Disorders , move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy Worum. Over 80- 000 testhiiouial * . At nil druggists , a5c. Sample iiiwMed PHKU. Adde -Allen S. Ohuatcftd , LeRoj. N. Y. A moving kitchen , nicely litted on an automobileIs in operation In Her- lln. It serves warm food to various householders , aud already has a big route of patrons. PUTNAM I < VADBLKSS DY12S do not stain the hands or spot the kettle. The wife of the Emperor of Ihvangl who is worshipped by Hie Chinese as a poddoss is said to have begun the manufacture of silk In the Celestial Empire In 2000 IJ C. CANDY CATHARTIC . tit. Genuine stamptd C. C. C. Nevtr sold In bulk. Beware of the dealer who tries to sell "tomethlng | ust as good. " On'TITO ) ICIiult of 1'roiilit. ' A teacher during recess overheard the following between President Iloonevclt's little son and one of her other small pupils. "Your papa Is the president of the United Staes , an' I shouldn't , think you'd come to the public school , 'Micro only common people send their children " 'T'herc are no common people , " came the sturdy answer. "My papa says there arc only two kinds of people ple in Iho world goud people and bud people. I" Capsicum Vaseline Put Up In Collapsible Tubes. A Substitute fur uJ Suptrlor'to MinUird or any ottirr pl iUr , ud will not bllittr tin1 most drlleuta Uu. TUo ptlii ulUjluK aud ruruthr quHlltlci u ( tldi urtlulv r nonJtctul. It lll itnti iLe tnith- aoha at oner , mid nlUr * hcadHulir nnd icltitlcii. We r iuiuinend It HI the liuitluu 1 mTfst u\lcnijil coiait r-lrrlt ut kuowu , aliu us nil xtKrnul rcine- dy fur tinlni lu tlit ubtit nnil ttnuiuuh mid nil rbnuiiixtlv , imiiralilu ) iiud n ly complaint ! . A trlul will jiroxt wliat - cliilui fur It , and It will l > fuiiud to bu luv ti > ul > l In ttiv tuiitfliold. Many pwople iff "It It tbe l.nt of nil ) uiir prtpu- rutloiu " 1'rlct 19 otntt. at all dniKKluv , or other dvalun , or V5' oudluif Ibis uinouut to 11 lu ( loita t ! ktanipi WHWIH tend you u ml * lijr mull. No artlcl * tbuuld b iivtuvtfd by the public uu- l ti the mm * i-arrlui our inlirl , us otbur l > ullti uotCIIBBSCUKOUUII CIIBBSCUKOUUII MANUPACTURINU CO. , 17 Stilt Street. New Vurk Clly , Grand Island Double Daily Sendee FREE RHCLINING CHAIR CARS CN NIGHT TRAINS. for Informtticn or Rttit , ctl ! upon or tttttt * oeirut Ajir.t , or x S. M. ADS1T , 0. l > . A. , * ' i * * tf\C'rrtm * i ST. JOSCPH , MO. . ofV Uouctu f&m * wl ( UU Iboo * ( T tjU , eomluit Jri w < w ku t > d all unln ) M > Kl kl Uuan pntu. TtiM umtlcBt CBimtAtUin uu ta WMi ) . .low W. 1. l > * oxi iticwi lutn lo KIT * kciter wtuK&rtliut tk * bUMrtw M to k * hecaOM kU t t 'i'm > t t * * * jifc i1 , XtU tv Si ItMfUt Slant in .Imtrisa * nliu irthny direct /run factory to utartr mt wt < yrajUf Mil Uil < A * timhit irtryitture , W. L.DOUGLA SHOES L DOUGLAS 84UOOGllt l.lne Cannot Be UfilON MADE Kquoleil t Any I'rice. for till moor ? monTf4 ( 3 S Lir.J 5bi wtaiaSjj " > rUL P.ii"t Color Kyeleu Usod. T. I. DoueUji (9.0O < ! S.1.SO iluxn ar muiln of Hi" iianio . . . . Uath r * diiiSJ ( . ) Oiuid BO.OO iUo an4 nm Ju t e d la every nay IjuUt T.O k > Tt e W. L.IXm lu shom with nnnio nnd prlrc * t m | UoUoca. gh M * ujrwhrre on reoHpt of Hi" nl "jy" " " " " " " ' ' " ' ' Ucntrulei. W. t. DOUGLAS , Brockton , Mass