Custer County Republican
D.BI. AMBUKItltV , KilHornii.l I'nhlUlmr
Czol'gosr. could not have found swift
er Jnstlco If he hntl advertised for 1L
In Hawaii four crops of potatoes ore
produced lu n year. Hero's rlchncoa for
"Indlrldunl opinion" Is In most cases
mcrelF nnolher nniiic for personal prej
udice.
Among the few possessions of H shift
less ninn you will always llud a worth
less Jog.
An Irian philosopher says It's all right
to make liny while the sun shlnod pro-
rlded It's cloudy.
Probably the top round of the ladder
only exists In the Imagination , as no
body nan nccecded In fuelling It
The man who nlwnys tries to oblige
people bocuuso they live uiidcr the
name roof with him has a thankless
Job ,
Tlie thing Is gel flu ; : serious. A Texas
Judge bus decided nal n wife has a | |
right to whip hoc husband IIH often us j
slu ; cares to uiiike Hie ulleinpt.
Tlie Sultan of Turkey Is reported to
be In poorhealth. The payment of
those little bills Indicated a general
breaking up of his constitution.
Klvo Vlco Presidents have succeeded
to the Presidency and throe of them
have been from New York. New York
la becoming almost an prominent as
Ohio.
Thus far Mr. Carnegie has given val
uable , orgnns to flfiO churches In Scot
land. The philanthropist vigorously
pursues hU idea that It la a disgrace
to die rich.
w A Rochester paper 1ms a long edito
rial on the subject , "Do Our Girls
Know Howto DaiiuuY" The question ,
"Do They Know tllow to ( JookV" Is
much more Important.
'K
i '
f The wife of a minister allege * that
her husband kicked her because she en-
flcavored to Induce him to eat a cold
dinner. Cold dinners are Komewhat ex
asperating , but kicking clergymen are
ivorae.
The Topeku , Kan. , Herald says that
ft book should not bo left out over night
In the rain. Neither should It be run
through the pulp mill nor used as a
chopping block. Hook * will not stand
such image.
t ?
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„ Practically the only remedy for iiimr-
ehy IB education. Our prose.nt Immi
gration laws permit us to exclude per-
IOIIH dangerous to public safety , tiud
through closer relations with foreign
police systems \vc may be able to reach
this class. The anarchists as a body
piist bo reached through the schools ,
QIC churches and philanthropic socle-
ties , The betterment of tht home ,
which is the base'on which society
tests the world over , will altl In the solu
) ' v' > " t tion of the problem.
It may well be ijuestloned whether
Arctic exploration yields practical re
mits which pay the cost. Some of t la-
best and most useful men In the wor.d
Have been lost In futile attempts to
reach the pole. The value of the work
IB almost entirely scientific. The ex
. * plorer seeks to add In the sum of
knowledge and ho thinks thai no price
10 too high to pay for truth. Ills out 1m-
rtasm reckons not of the practical and
the questioning ) of common MHISO aru
nnhcurd. Who shall say Hint lui N.not
more useful than the merely practical
D1IU1 ?
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Public promiscuous hand-shaking Is : i
tcmocratlc Institution that can be spared -
od with no danger whatever to our
form of , government. U Is a tedious I
Did custom at best , an 1 aside from I ho
danger to which It expose * a President
there comes through U the necessity of
contact that lu about thrco cases out
it five in positively disgusting to the
man who Is compelled to grasp all the
hands thrust at ! .MI. Tim llrst thing
the chief actor at a great public hand-
limiting does After the last man has
paAKe.d Is to hunt for u wash bowl.
Why not be rcjit-ouublo about this
thing ? Why not say "How do you d iV"
tnd let It go nt tlmlV
"My lady , " says a well-known cbeni-
Int. "writes teii.tcr soitlimonts lo her
lord with Ink nmdo I'nnu an old copper
coffee pot , on paper made from old
collars. " The utilization of waste pro
ducts , which Is adding so enormously
to the woaltlMif the world , furnlNluH
many piich lau'labllc adaptations , " ( live
mo the sowngo of Now York , " say.s IJr ,
Long , "and ! will rolurn you yearly tlie
lupcrlor milk of n hundred " r >
OWH. " The wntUo soapsuds from
en factories , which used to polluti
dreds of rivers , Is now preclpiraFoiK
'mil th oougiilutn'Is pressed Into bricks
i ml converted iulo .superior llliimliiai-
Ing gas. These nro' but examiiles of
the Ingenuity of man. Tlmt the llo'd Is
fur from exbau.-tod Is in tiiuced In the
estimate tlmt from six hundred < lo a
rhoiiHaud Ionsof fine coal are thrown
sway every day In the ashes of Now
York , , It Is mil lllqll sble | that some
reader.of this paragraph will Invent : i
process for ivelalmlng this wasted ma
terial.
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The conviction of Cy.olgosof tbL
' most" heinous crime of modern tlmo lias
the value of the
, . " * . - - -
IV,1 f ;
of the elcnieiiLs of good
| CzoIgos7.in \ born an American boy ,
| btit for some rcaxon he did not become1
in good cltl/.i > n. Why ? llconusv ho did
not atteml school regularly. Hecatisc
jhls pareiitH did not HCO to It that morn
[ and educational Itithienco * wenthrowi. .
'about him. Uecau. ij /wsoelntlon
'
'were bad. The Hov. Dr. Witslijiurn
Proaldeut KooseveU'H pastor at Uyste.
Bay , N. Y. , spoke recently on the sub
Ject , "Moral Training ; I Anatvhy'f
Foe. " "Neither a free prcsn nor fret
spewh lt > ra poii.slble for nnarchy or flu
crimes committed In HH name , " said
the preacher. "Anarchy did not nave
Us origin here , but It grew ujin pov
erty , Ignorance and lack of niornl edu
cation of other countries It 1ms been
transferred here. The policy which
should be adopted to .suppress It inns'
be moral training for our young , which
will do more to obllteralc.lt tlmii all the
laws that may be enacted. People , must
bo educated , so that llioy can reason
and think. Thin Is essential , no one
will deny , yet we are told that hi New
York City there arc fid.OOO children
without school accommodations. " Pco
pie must be educated so that they cm ,
reason and think. There Is the secret
Job endured his bolls with an c < | iii- :
nlmlty and heroism nolcssdlstingiilslicd
than tlmt displayed by him because of
the oh.furgntlon of ills wife. Kill could
.lob Imve lived seven years with Mr.
X..s wife ? Mr. X. Is a wull known elti-
xeii of an Eastern city. Ho has filed
mi application for divorce and wants to
prove Ills statements III court. The list
of wifely shortcomings covers a period
of seven years. Mr. X. complains ( hat
hiulfc wounded h in wl'li a knife nud
tried to kill him : Unit Mi struck him
over the head wltli n hmom bundle :
that she assaulted : nul lu > : it him mid
nulled his hair rep , re My : tlmt > lic
struck him a eveie Iio.\ ! In the fuce ;
that she stabbed him with a table fork.
This brings the narrative down only ti (
18)7. ! ) Tim next year she threw a pump ,
kin pie at the defendant 'and "did lilt
him In the face with the pic. " On
Thanksgiving morning of the same
year she threw a teacup at him and
cut his fnoe with the said teacup. .She
uiso struck him with her hands , pulled
his hair , threw his brother's umbrella
into the street and when his pijren s
C.MIIIO to visit him she swore at them
and drove them away with the remark
tlmt she did riot remember having
nsked them to call. Mr. Marsh further
complains that his wife beat him over
the head with poker , told him thai hu
wns worth limru dead tlmn alive , threat
ened to poison him , and beat andchoked
hint when he was asleep lu bed.
At the convention of the National
League of NVomeii Workers one of the
clubs represented was the Woman's
Home Improvement t'.luli. Among the
objects of this club , to which only mar
ried women arc eligible , Is the promo-
lion of the Imppln'css of married wom
en. If there IK need of such a society
the object Is truly praiseworthy. Iut !
Is the happiness of married women so
uncertain that a society must be organ-
l/.cd to secure ItV Aru husbands un
able to fill till the promlsii * made before
the nmrrliigo vows wore taken , or Is it
the married women themselves who arc
at fault tlmt' ' they are not as happy as
married women ought to be ? One can
understand Ihu necessity of furthering
the happiness of the "anxious and aim
less , " and of relieving the distress of
forlorn , deserted maidens but organ-
i/.ed effort to promote the happiness of
married women ought to be a work of
.supererogation. There Is. lee , another
phase of the matter which the Home
Improvement Club has evidently over
looked. The very fact thai these mar
ried women admit the need of further
Ing their own happiness proclaims to
the unmarried that the wedded staio i.s
not a realization of "love's young
dream , " and tlmt marriage Is not so
happy an affair after all. The , better
way would bn for husbands to form a
club and from their various experiences
In trying to make their wives happy In
dorse , ns a club , those which hnvo
proved most successful. This would IIL
I the scientific way of solving the proh-
i lem. Or , If women preferred lo taki
the active part , they might reach tin.
desired result by llrst studying \ \ \ \
they could prompt o the happiness of
their husbands , knowing \\ell that their
own happiness depends lu great meas
ure on the state of exaltation or de
pression In which n man finds himself
after breakfast , dinner and supper.
Mr. .MiloInill'N Sauo Advice.
If no better reason can be found , a
dt cent consideration for the comfort
of others should prevent one's talking
of ailments. Hesldes being bad man
ners , the subject Is wholly wit hunt in
terest for any but the speaker ; the
hearer only listens mnro or less per
functorily In hopes presently to sel/.e
lho chance of telling her own melan
choly condition. Hustdos. lo talk of ills ,
mental or bodily , helps to ilx them In
the mind , to Intensify them and l > all
too m t to suggest tbo exaggeration of
them In order tn make a good round
[ Uili > . Moreover , if you talk about them
' flo ) much or MM ) often tin ; loug-suU'erlni :
'physician may grow tired of being bat-
tt-red with symptoms whose catalogue
he has hcunl recited a hundred times
over , and thus the very means taken to
Impress them will bring about Its mvu
defeat.
Still more determined , If yon are ner
vous yourself should be your stand
against letting others talk of their ills
to you. Kvon the healthy cannot stand
the continual presentation of disease to
'them without liability to Imaginary In
fection therefrom. llui'iwr's Itazar ,
( icriiiiiiiH In This .Country ,
lu 1801 there wet ; only lSO,000 ! per
sons In thi > limits of thy United States
who hpoke Cicrinai ) a a mother tongue.
Tnnene Omelet.
Break two eggs Into a batiln. Beat
( hem till light and frothy. Add to then
about two tnblespoonfulfl of tongue ' ,
also ml need parsley. Reason carefully ,
snd pour In one tablespoonful of milk.
Sen your frying-pan Is clean , warm It
and melt lu it n piece of butter about
he size of n auinll hen's egg. When
quite hot pour In the eggs. Stir quick'
y. When It begins to set , tip up the
inn toward you ; scrape all toward the
mndlc , shaping It u little with n spoon.
In about ten seconds roll U over to thf
other side , and cook It till it IR Just act
and a pale brown. Serve very hot.
NCTT Iron Itiit Tulilc * .
Movable Ironing tables lire among
he beat things for the woman who
roiiH , presses out her thin gowns , or
even Irons her own tine handkerchiefs
and ties. It Is the ordinary wooden
miml on * u standard which folds to
gether and ca..i bo packed nway Into n
small compass when not In use. Tlia
standard can be raised or lowered at
ivlll to make the hoard the proper
iclglit for the Ironer. There Is a small
xmrd also for use with the same
standard for Ironing children's dresses
or smaller articles. \ The whole will
cost $1.
A Nice IMnln dike.
Put otic pound of flour and one teaspoonful -
spoonful of baklilg'powder Into a basin
Stir well together. Hub In one-fourtli
) ouiid of good dripping and a teaspoon-
fill of moist sugtir and either one ounce
of caraway seeds or one-fourth pound
each of currants and .sultanas. Whlsh
two or threw egg.s up with n breakfast
cupful of milk , and beat all togethei
well till quite mixed. Butter a tin , put
In the mixture and bake from'one and
one-half to two hours.
Cliickcu Soup , Creole Style.
Cut n Hmall chicken into pieces and
fry It a little In a saucepan with an
onion , a chopped green pepper , an
ounce of lean taw ham cut In dice
Hlmpes , and n tomato or two. Let this
stand covered tightly for about tifteen
minutes , then add two quarts of water
and boll for three hours. About an
hour before It Is done add three'table-
spoonfuls of rice , llomove the chick-
n from the soup and serve.
Itreml.
The Ingredients tire one cup of mo-
asses , three cups ut Hour milk , two
cups of grulmin llcmr , iwo cups of yel-
ow corumc'iil , one ( cnspoonful of soda
bicarbonate ) and one teuspoonrul of
salt. Mix the soda with a tablespoon-
'til of boiling water , thoroughly dis
solve , pour Into molasses , bent until
foamy , add gradually to other Ingre-
lients. Pour Into well-buttered tin and
steam four hours.
Celery uuil Nut Salad.
Uemovi ) fhe shelly from about t\\o
loxon Kngllsh walnuts , turn boiling
water'over ( lie meats , let stand about
fifteen minutes , then drain , remove
the skbm and break Into small pieces.
Cut an equal quantity of celery Into
small pieces , mix with the nuts , mari
nate with a l-'reiich dressing , heap In
crisp lettuce cup.s. dross with mayon
naise and garnish wllh whole walnut
incuts.
eiik an I OnlmiH.
When beefsteak and onions are in de
mand for luncheon or dinner try this
nf cooking the onions : Slice
and > i'.v lu milk for ton minutes 01
inure : next dip the onion In Hour and
plunge Into boiling fat for > ! x or seven
minutes. Ucmove with -.vimmer and
place around the steak.
llrlcf Kitchen l.inU.
Put wornout pie tins lu the sink cup
board and use them to set crocky ket
tles In.
Usp a pancake lifter to place cookies
on the tin , and to remove , them when
they are baked.
It saves strength In boating bread to
use a spoon with a perforated bowl.
I'ost , ten cents ,
Cold boiled potatoes are more : ippe-
ll/.ing If a little Hour U sprinkled over
them while frying.
Ituli a little butter on the lingers and
on the knife when hooding raisins , to
avoid thu stickiness.
If there Ib not batter enough to fill
the gem pan put cold water In the emp
ty space before setting the pan lu the
oven.
Crockery ornamented with gilt bands
or figures should be washed quickly
ami drained dry , never wiped , oven
with a soft cloth. ,
Hub the Inner caslni ; of windows that
'shovo ' up and down imrd with a llttlo
hard snap ; treat bureau drawers In the
same way.
When black spots appear on doughnuts -
nuts , drop : i slice of m\v potato Into
the fat ami leave It while the next re
lay Is Crying , and repeat.
To clean a kettle In which onions or
.other rank vegetables have been cook
ed , rub with a cloth dipped In hot ,
strops soda water , theu wash lu soapy
valor.
TWJ one-burner oil stoves are more
convenient than one with two burners ;
they are lighter to handle , take up but
little room , and the burners can bo
used to better advantage.
Utu > cheap varnish to attach labels to
maple syrup cans , to cans of tea and
colTeo , to boxes of spices , starch , etc. ,
and all glass buttles. Sever leave a
glass bottle without u label ,
THIS MODE IN COATS ,
LADIES HAVE GREAT VARIETY
TO CHOOSE FROM. '
Garment * Are Made In Velvets , Cordu
roy * , or I'nIe-Tliiteil Cloths , anil May
lie or Any I-erncth from Wnlnt Line
to Skirt Hem.
New T rk correspondence :
TYM3S In coots
latetestingly
vnriel. It was
apliaiTiit they
would' bo from
tlie o u r 11 o a t
showings of fall
fashions , juit at
tlmt time only u
hint wiis given.
Week by week
since designers
Imvo been nut-
tiUK out new
giiriucnl ! ) , uuil
tiHluy the offer
ing * of coats ami
wr.ijM arc quite
as vnriuil as usu
ally are stylish
gowns. In such
v 1 r o umstaniT *
there is much
tlmt is new a-t
well ns rich or
complex. O 11 e
now feature Is the bluck velvet coat to
wear with .my colnr'uf gown. This is a
rovivul , of course , but it has not liad any
sort of favor recently. Now the coat
may be of any length between skirt liciu
niul waist line. Another attractive coat
is in Louis XVI. style with largo cuffs
COAT STYLES IN W HAPS AND HODIGtiS.
and old-time flaps on the , hips. A wide
collar and cuffs of sable or chinchilla
nuke these coats handsome. They are
of trivet , silk or handsome cloth , braid-
oil , appliawtl , stitched or left plain. The
Empire shape appears among tbu others.
It has bolero finish , from which the long
skirt haugs. This in laid in narrow stitch
ed down pleats and fitted almost close at
the bark.
( lordnroy velvets are made effectively
into long and three-quarter coats , but
more attractive are coats of pale tinted
cloths. White , pale yellow , blue , pink
and biscuit color are the prevailing tints ,
and when trimmed with hnml onie Inee
or the numerous white and light furs
the.-.e tire verj handsome for evening and.
m-option * . There Is a big variety ill
them , n i , ihu delicate shading of the
( -mids being iht > on\ . feature tlmt all
Imve. Two garments from this class appear -
pear here. One is shown hi ihu initial
picture , and was biscuit cloth , strapped
\\lth light brown piinnp velvet. Velvet
buttons finished the ( Straps On the reveru.
The vccond example at the loft in the
sei-oii" ! Illustration was oyster colored
broaiU'loth. with bla-k and whlta striped
velvet tind lw.ul of white and gilt pa -
kiinenurle ns trimming. These two gar
ment * show the existing range In one
feutaiv only--lit. Kqimlly great Is the
cli.uuv to follow individual taut" in cut
MI ) linUli.
There are cvonlm ; clonka of white
PIIIUII- \elvet fliid Hsht silks in turions
hiulc * . hut thf oe-it olotlw nro ; u soft
I utiil vvlvut } as to outdo th others , Ik'-
cause of the fineness of these fabric * ,
many handsome coats arc made of light
clothx without lace or chiffon , the only
decoration being on the collar and down
cither sldo of' the rcvcrs. On tlie other
hand , these goods may be very richly
trimmed when , that is desired. An Illus
tration was the cuiplro coat at the right
in this group. It was pnle gray satin-
faced cloth elaborately nppllqucd with
white velvet , gilt thread and seed pearls.
Another decoration used a great deal on
the.su goods consists of bands of colored
tdlk piped with white and act on In vari
ous ways. White bauds often appear on
the black velvet coats. The one nhown
bore had Its double collar piped with
white silk , and its revera were white silk
embroidered in silver and black jet nail
heidw. : Deep capo collars of lace are on
many coats , such heavy laces ns Vene
tian , Irish crochet and guipure being em
ployed. Iflcru lace threaded here and
there with black chenille makes a very
effective coat colltir. Altogether , from
the choice of .sorts and trimmings , every
woman should he able to choose a gar
ment well suited to her.
Street gowns with which , on cold days ,
go long or three-Quarter coats , are made
aa a rule rather severely , yet there is no
monotony in them. Occasionally the Kus-
.stun blouse or Norfolk jacket is Been , the
latter usually accompanied by ankle
skirts. Then there are close coats round
ing from the front over fancy vest of
embroidered cloth or velvet. Another
ba.sniie arrangement appears in the third
model of the second picture. Here a coral
red zlbc-linu was the goods , and bands
of oriental embroidery gave the trimming.
Then the suit of eton and skirt remains ,
usually in shaggy cloth or plain broad
cloth , with stitching , strapping or piping
of velvet nnd silk as trimming. Buttons
and fancy braid * coinu In here , too ,
Greens , browns , reds , coral , sapphire and
royal blues , tans and biscuit shades are
favored for these suits. The artist puts
two of the eton suits in the concluding
sketch , and with them a gown for the
same use , but with a bodice tliut Moused
a bit. The first of these three gowns was
dark green broadcloth , with black ser
pentine braid and military collar of black
velvet , the inner bodice being white linn-
nel embroidered with black. The second
was tan xihelinc. with plaid silk vest and
red silk waist. Sapphire bine whlpoqrd
was the fabric of the remaining suit.
Stitched bauds of white cloth trimmed it.
Many goods and shades are available
for separateAvaists. In cloths are flan-
no ! , whipcord , which comes in pretty
pale colors , albatross landsdownc and
STKKKT K1CS W ITllOfT COATS.
cashmere , while for IKIII.ISOIIHT materials
there arc taffeta , granite Loiiisine , gran
ite crepe de chine , velveteens , corduroy ,
velvet , panne , both figured and plain , and
satins and silks brocaded with velvet
patterns. Laces and chitTons are much
employed , black chiffon with white dots
being very handsome. There ure many
kinds of pretty nets in bluck and white ,
all white and all black , which niako up
handsomely. Ecru batiste collars and
cuffs trimtned with biiti.ste embroidery
arc the finish in s-ilk anil llanncl waists ,
while tray and Ian colored waists of flan
nel and velveteen arc inade vcr.\ striking
by a wide collar.
In white the Kreiich llnnncl au < l . ! ( . -
muru waists .ire very stunning , tnmmo ]
wlh embroidery or tuclc * und -
knots. Pali-bhie , pink , yellow und
are tlfu color * of the embroidery.
To Acrorit With Enn" .
Philadelphia Press : Mrs.
ncrfcy My husband has prot
shall have a hat to go with each on&
of my gowns this year.
Mrs. Chellua Too bad I
It will have to bo a black hat , thon. 1 ,
CANADA'S CAPITAL AROUSEa
Never Wn ? There huch Excitement- *
I'hyslclnm' Association trying
la Kxptaln.
Ottawa , Canada , NOT. 25. This city
Is stirred up an aerer before. Somo-
seven years ago the local papers prib-
llshcd an account of a man untntd :
George II. Kent , of 408 Gllmour' atredt.
who was dying of Bright's Disease nnA
who at tile rcry lust moment , , after
several of our best physicians had de
clared he couldn't live twelve houro ,
was saved by Dodd's Kidney Pills.
People who know how low Mr. Kent
wan refused to believe that he "WM-
cured permanently , and the other dny
in order to clinch the matter , the papers - ,
pers published the whole case over
again and backed up their story by-
sworn statement * made byMr. Kent , .
In which he declares most positively
that In 189-1 he was given up by itf ,
doctors and that Dodd's Kidney Pill * ;
and nothing else saved him , and , further -
ther , that since the day tlmt Dodd' )
Kidney Pills sent him back to work ,
seven years ago , he has not lost n sin-i
glc minute from his work ( he la a' '
printer in the American Hank Note
Printing Company. , I
Mr. Kent IB kept quite busy during
his spare hours answering Imiuirtcs
personally and by letter , but he IB so1
grateful that he counts the time well
spent. Indeed , he and his wife have
shown their gratitude to Dodd's Kid
ney Pills In a very striking way bj ,
having their little girl-born In 1800-
chrlstened by the name of "Dodds. "
Altogether It Is the most sensatlona
case tlmt has ever occurred In the hla
tory of medicine In Canada , and th <
perfect substantiation of every detnl'
leaves no room to doubt cither JUe com'
pletencBS or the iii'rmnneiic.vTbf thi
cure.
The local Physicians have made tht
case of Kent and Dodd's Kidney Pill :
the subject of discussion at several o
the private meetings of their Assocli
tlcn.
Men work for their living ; svome
earn them. ( \
Tlie apt scholar frequently absorl
too much for practical purposes.
Men with fog horn voices usuall
like to hear themselves argue.
There is a charm jn llnished OK'
tory which is difficult to analyze.
Glittering generalities servo as
salve to cover want'of knowledge.
Ulind chance is too often denonr ,
niited as business shrewdness. *
Waiting for somehing to turn up I
the watchword of the laggard.
"Force of circumstances often clianf
cs the life work of a man.
Most of us don't tell the truth t
ourselves any more than we tell it t
others.
The more men a girl lets iimkeloi
to her the more certain she is not !
get married.
The cattle king of Australia ovfi
more than a million acres of fan' , ,
land , and leases about a million mon
One of the doing kind of fanners 1'
worth one do/.en of the suggestin
sort.
Nobody ever heard a man praise
friend from whom he had borrowt
money.
Either we always seem to be moi
in earnest than we arc or we are le.
in earnest than we seem.
About the time a man has one feIn >
In the grave from old age he begli
to talk about us boys.
Politicians have more tart th :
highwaymen ; highwaymen ha
more sincerity.
If you wish beautiful , clear , whitecloth
use Red Cross Ball IJlne. Liirge 2 (
packace , 5 cents.
A fanner in AWiso i Me. , has
sheep which this your yielded tv
llecces , one black as ink , and tether
other as white ns.sifow ,
The metric system of weights a
measures \vasNadr pled by France
J790 , by Holland " in 1810 , by Helgiui
in 1820 and" by Sweden in 1831. ) ,
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Ilrooklyu , N. V. , NOT. Sth. After Infes
Kntint ; Onrneld Ton. willed Is < iu'te ' "
vt-rsally aeknowlodKcil to In > tlu > lifst fam
remedy , ft Is not dla > uk-ti > explain Its s
ct-ss IT IS TUB MUDIClNi ; KOIl 00'
UiSUI/r.SI ft Is nwmirnmirea IIITO by I
r.ai-lli-ia Ten Co. In ttielr large and wi
rtliilpned lubcr.itor.v , anil It Is made who
from simple , sweet , und wlttinl , licallli-S
Ing licihs. dnrnVld Ten \n \ the original nr
cure for vuusili.itlua and sick headache.
lie Wouldn't Tell.
FIisl. Hn.ker "Did yinl win cr le
in that big diop in stock-'today ! ? '
Second Broker ( loftily ) "Tha
my business , sir. Say can you dir.
mo to a live-cent lunch countei ? "
> Winiilcr.
Mistress "What makes your po
toes so soggy ? "
cw Cook "Please , mum , 1
water thny was boiled in was v
wet. "
Tim Worm Turn .
Publisher ( testily ) " ! can't >
anyhlug in that manuscript of you
Struggling Author ( vindictively
" 1 presume not ; but you know so
of your readcis may he quite Intc
gent. "
You Or lor
linker's Chocolate or HaKor's Co *
oxamlne the package you rocclvo i
make sure that It boars the woll-kno
trade-mark of the chocolate girl. Th
are many Imitations of these chc
goods on the market. A copy of M
Purloa's choice recipes will bo 8
free to any housekeeper.
Walter Hala-r & Co. , Ltd , \D
Muss. - < r-