Caster County Republican P. ML. AMBIIKItHY , Itdltnr und I'ntillilief BOW , NKUKABIU The reason Anicrlmn glnsn Irf dis placing the European product Is too transparent for comment. The "burglar proof" safe that was robbed of ? ; ii)0 ( ) ( ( ) Is first cousin to the "lire-proof" building that burns. That mother who punished her boy by making him wear his Sunday clothes ought to be arrested for Impos ing cruel and unusual punishment. Those Gould children who tried to run away from home and millions have furnished another proof of the fact that few people know a good thing when they have It. American roads must Improve greatly before this country can hope to match French feats with horseless vehicles. Some day we shall have highways such s are enjoyed In Europe. Then there will be great race records for automo biles on this side of the Atlantic. The public appetite for great universi ties has led too many Institutions which have an honorable and useful work to Co by being frankly small colleges to deck themselves out with cheap pre tense of laboratory practice , advanced courses and scholarly research which are of no serious advantage to the real advanced Hcholnr , while they are an Intellectual dissipation to the average tudent , who needs thorough Instruc tion In a few standard subjects rather than a smattering at research In many. A marriage like this llerron-Unnd affair , exploited as this has been through the newspapers , Is , for one thing , calculated to cause a boom In the bogus marriage market. There Is no use mincing words over the matter. The recognition of these "socialistic" marriages as valid in any State places In the hands of the unscrupulous an argument by which they may lure un thinking girls Into bogus marriages to tlielr ruin. The example of such mar- rlngcs Is bad ; under Federal regulation they would be Impossible. .This West ern reformer Is "exhibit A" In the ar gument for Federal regulation of mar riage and divorce. The Review of Melbourne , Australia , uggests that as the fire companies take measures to minimize their risks by preventing fires or extinguishing theul quickly , so the life companies should take measures to minimize their losses by promoting the health and prolonging the lives of their policy holders. Under the three heads of "healthy homes , healthy "habits , healthy hopes , " the Kevlow gives hints of certain methods which may bo adopted by life companies In carrying oqt the main suggestion. There Is lit tle room to doubt that a great deal can be done by the companies to prolong the lives , and , Incidentally , so far us their business Is concerned , to pro mote the happiness and well-being of their policy holders , If they proceed wisely. The companies would gain , and the Insured would get something more than provision for those depen dent on them. The proposed new de parture certainly seems to deserve so- rlous'and studious attention ou the part of the great life companies. Not long ago , according to tlio Fargo Dall , the wife of a North Dakota farmer gave a dinner to the wives of fifteen other farmers living In the neighbor hood. It was a plain affair , wo are In formed , there being but nine courses. Also , nothing batter than cut-glass lin ger bowls could be provided Ijy the hostess for the use of her guests , and the floral piece on the center of the table was a poor little affair that cost only $37. After dinner , It seems , the ladles got to comparing notes , as ladies who have troubles will , when It was found that eleven of them had made extended tours of Europe , three had been as far away as India and others had been to Egypt and the Holy Land. The unfortunate ones who had never been across the ocean Irad , however , pent winters In Florida and summers on the Atlantic coast. Thus , says the Chicago Record-Herald , we come to an understanding of the himl-h'ps of life outside our great cities. Let us sym pathize with the unfortunate wives of those North Dakota farmers. If they lived In.tltp great centers of population they would not go gadding about the world just because they didn't llko itit home. They would lemaln in thelrt lit tle flats andiMivf the'r money for the landlord nnd the grocer and the gas vompnny nnd the Iceninn. No wonder North Dakota is so thinly populated. , In Cleveland a well known woman , intelligent and rich , has divorced her husband and married her coachman. She and the coaclrnuiu have settled on -u farm. They are planting tlielr own vegetables and , a cording to the Indig nant reporters , Cleveland society Is shocked to learn that the lady and her coachman appear to be very happy. The good people of Cleveland find In this event a moral lesson. In the opin ion of the Chicago American they make thu mistake , however , of aiming the moral lesson at the woman who mar ried the coachman. The lesson is one which men should Ket fixed In their heads , and this Is the lesson : A wo man demands , and bin- has a right to expect , kindness , dexotlon , genuine Interest - terest in her welfare and In her wishes. .The In this woman particular case was married to a man from whom i-ho got a divorce because he was drunken ami cruel. She married a eoachiuan neither drunken nor cruel , who In return for her kindness In willing to do the bent ho can to initlco her llfo agreeable. The woman , says the Ainerlcnn , 1ms acted with good judgment nnd has adminis tered n valuable rebuke to her former husband and to other men who Im agine that definite virtues reside In their baseless assumption of social su periority. A coachman who at least trios to be n gentleman Is a consider- ublo linproyoincnt on thu so-called "gen- tleiunn" who displays drunken cruelty. The present very general discussion of the modern girl nnd her prospects In life takes on u new and Interesting turn In the argument now ndvanced by some ladles that a sir ! who takes a husband accepts u serious handicap In the ef fort to achieve her ambitions. One opin ion holds , according to the Chicago News , that n girl cannot divide her time and Interest between her llt'ework and a husband ; another holds that wo men who succeed In a conspicuous way are almost always husbnndless , and u third suggests that a young woman should make up her mind never to marry unless she Is certain that n hus band will not be a detriment to her prospects. The weight of opinion seema ( o bo on the side that the husband , con sidered as a factor In society , Is dele-j terloiis. The question , "What shall bo done with our husbands ? " however , Isj a problem of actual conditions , and , like the question of Indians or ex-Pres-1 Idents , cannot bo solved by theory alone. Husbands form a numerous1 class ; many of them are orderly nndl abstemious and yield readily to refin ing Influences. In perhaps a majority of households It Is still considered de sirable to have one about. Treated ) kindly but firmly , they often become ! gentle and affectionate and show lntcl- | " llgence to a "degree. Admitting , then , that they sometimes get in the way , It would seem to be only justice to give the subject further study before pass ing judgment Indiscriminately and voting ing to abolish the Institution. The hus band may not be all that he should be , but he has his good qualities. These should at least be considered before It is decided to suppress him. SKELETON IN THE CLOSET. CHI-IOIIH Oriel" of u I'll rune llsc.l All Over the Civilized World. Every one has heard and most people have used the phrase "he has a skele ton In his closet. " It Is Intended by this to convey a hint of the existence in the family of the person alluded to of some secret which It Is desirable to keep concealed from the public gaze. The phrase Is not peculiar to the En glish tongue , for , somewhat changed to suit environment , It Is found In almost every language In Europe. Its first ap pearance In literature was In one of those curious collections of stories which the monks of the middle agea were fond of making both for their own amusement and for the Instruction of youth. In one of these collections , compiled by an unknown hand about the middle of the tenth century , there Is a story of n wealthy lady who , hav ing a secret grief , conlldcd It to a friend who was apparently a perfectly happy woman. She was the wife of a nobleman who lived In his castle In the south of France. She and her husband were outwardly on the most loving terms. Not a care cloud seemed to cast a shadow on her path. A/ter hearing the story of her ufillcted friend the noble lady took her by the hand and led her to a secret chamber adjoining her bed room , there opened the door of a closet and exposed a skeleton. "Know , my friend , " she said , "no one Is happy. Every day I am forced by my husband to kiss this grinning death head , which Is that of a gentleman who was my husband's rival and whom I would have married had not my par ents willed otherwise. " Growth of KoyH ; uul Hit-Is. At 5 years of age boys are mainly taller than girls , but the girls appear to equal them at the seventh year , and .continue thus up to and Including the ninth year , after which the boys rise again above the girls for two years. At about twelve yearsthe girls sudden ly become taller than the boys , contla- ) ulng until the fifteenth year , when the1 hoys finally regain their superiority In I stature. After the age of seventeen ! there seems to be very little , if any , j Increase In the stature of girls , while j boys are atlll growing vigorously nt eighteen. Hoys have a larger lung ca pacity than girls at all ages. The dif ference Is not so large from six to thir teen , 'but subsequently the difference between the sexes Increased very rup. Idly. The Tuniiimny Tiger. The origin of the tiger as an emblem of Tammany Is said by W. C. Mon- tayne , a coffee and spice dealer In New York , to date from the time when Will- lam M. Tweed , then foreman of "Ri Six" lire company , took a fancy to a picture of a rojal Bengal tiger In the store of Montaylie's father In the 50's. Tweed adopted the emblem for the Amerlcus Club , and It soon was accept ed by all Tammany. CllillUhO UH Ilil The average Chinaman possesses a re markable menuirj. lie will learn to make himself understood In almost any foreign language In ICKS than half thu time It requires an Intelligent English man or American to make himself un derstood In any of the many Chiuesu dialects. A Neighborly DlHlurlwiice. First Neighbor Well , my daughter doesn't play the piano any worse than your son writes poetry. " Second Neighbor Perhaps not , but It can be heard so much farther. Detroit Free Press. I'M I ii tinir KIIMII KM IM Ini ; . ( Some one has said that "paint nnd putty are like charity , they cover up a multitude of sins , " or faults would have been a better word , as not all faults deserve to be callt-d sins. When the spring rains are over , and the wood Is dry. but before the files got plenty. Is a g'ood time to paint farm buildings , carts and tools. It Is not necessary to have a skilled painter to do all this If economy Is to be studied. The ready mixed paints , properly used , will last as long , look as well , and preserve the wood as well as those mixed by the painter , and any hired man or smart boy can soon learn to spread them , not as well as the man who learned the trade , but well enough to cover the buildings. When we first tried such a job we received these directions which helped us much : "Keep the paint well mixed , do not get too much on the brush , and carry the hand steadily In a. straight line. " Begin on something or some old building where looks Is not very Important , and a considerable Im provement will bo seen In the workman ship after oven a day's practice , and when a second coat Is put on It should be smooth enough to hide the defects of the first attempt. Most of the ready mixed paints are Improved by the addi tion of a little more oil and turpentine , nt least toward the bottom of the can , as but few will keep them sulllclcntly well stirred. American Cultivator. Kcllnlile Knrni Siphon. A correspondent of the Ohio Farmer describes a siphon which he made him self , of three-quarter-Inch galvanized pipe. It lifts the wa- t r" tori ho says , 18 to 22 feet perpendicularly from a well and de livers it Into a water ing trough something ° like 100 yards from and OV6 feet below the water level of the well. It works as well at 22 feet from top , but not quite as fast as it IS feet. The one ti'lm ; that Is Indispensable A FAHM SIPHON. toslphoii water this height Is a valve at A to close and hold water In pipe while filling. This valve Is similar to the lower valve In a suction pump ; just fits in a three-quarter-inch coupling , anil admits a full stream when open. The lower end at B Is handled as a feed pipe from storage tank , with a float valve. Have a plug , C , outside , to connect with a hose. At the top have a short piece of pipe bent down at either side of the tee , E , E , to Insure D being the highest point in the pipe from well to trough. At the upper hole at D have a piece of pipe , G , say three feet long , with good-sl/.ed holes at F , F. Have the pipe inclosed as the core to chamber C , L ; chamber made of heavy copper soldered to pipe above and below - low F , F. 'Have pipe threads protrud ing at II so as to connect a three-quar ter-Inch steam valve S. This Is safer and more convenient than a nine. Have a bit of threaded pipe screwed into top of valve , T , with enough threads , say one Inch , protruding to screw on a fun nel , R. Our chamber Is three feet of three-Inch pipe connected by graduates at H and D , but they are not kept ex cept at the largo plumbing shops and the chamber Is not as I would like. The chamber should hold three or four gallons and then the siphon will run for two weeks or more with one filling. To fill siphon , close valve B first , then till funnel , R ; next open valve S and weight of water In pipe will close valve A. You cannot pump air out at valve S or B. Siphon runs about foiii' gnllons per minute with ( i'/d feet head below water level , with valve B wide open. v MI Ik from Knrrriw Cow * . The milk of cows jthat have long passed the season of greatest produc tion , which Is soon aftl-r farrowing , Is much richer In buter fats than that which the same cownj give soon after dropping their cnlyus , says an ex change. If they Imd/iot been bred , the milk also usually cmitaius more of the albuminoids also. tVav this reason it Is harder to digest , iftid , as cows' milk Is at best unsuited Jo the stomach of a young Infant , th new milk cows , where prc always to be preferred , the cow if too rich In fats , ng the infant to throw It up soon erYtuklng a qnan- tity. It may be kcjived by diluting it with warm wai' ' uade quite sweet with pure sugar , farrow cows' milk thus prepnr be used with safety If the llged to suck It through n tube , h It can only get a small ai time. Orowini We used to knov o claimed that he found It jrow pop- corn every year He used land that was 11 nnd wo thought scarcel ) gh for n very good crop d gave It n fairly good dressing of manure , and he said his crop usually exceeded twen ty bushels of ears to the acre , and wo think he said he had grown over thirty bushels. He kept It until well dried erIn In condition for parching , and had a local demand for It at n higher prlco than was paid for that grown In the West. We think It used to bring from $2 to ? ! l a bushel In the car. New Eng. land Homestead. Coop fur Youii'i Ch'cW * . In raising young chick/ / * half the bat tle Is In keeping them well protected from damp weather , and yet giving them an abundance cf air for proper ventilation. The coop Illustrated has been thoroughly tested. It Is built of matched boards , and raised two Inches from the ground by nailing cleats two Inches thick around the bottom edges. noon coop roll CHICKS. The front Is hinged , and during the day Is used as a feeding board for both the chicks and the mother hen. At night , and when cold and stormy , the front Is closed over the slats arid fastened with a button. In the top front of the coop holes arc bored , which provide ample ventilation. The form of the house may be as the builder wills , although the shape shown Is less expensive than the gable roof , and If matched boards are used , as advised , will be quite us water-tight. Care oCTetum. It will soon be time to start the mow ing machines at work , nnd possibly many have done so already , although flu > iri-'iss II.-IH lint miiinrud na pnrlv no It docs In some seasons. It Is a satis faction to watch the grass fall before the rapidly playing knives , and to feel that the horses are doing the work so much faster and better than it used to bo done by hand labor. Hdw we used to sweat and swelter In haying time , and how often we used to need to quench our thirst as we came to the end of the swath , some with water and some with more potent beverages. Now the man on the machine does not per spire as much , or need to drink as of ten , and we fear that ho sometimes for gets that the animals which arc doinp the hard labor for htm also need to quench their thirst more frequently than they would If quietly standing In a well-ventilated stable. They should not be expected to keep busily at work for more than five hours nt a time , and thejp will do that much more comfort ably If they are given a half-pailful ol water about twice In that time. Take a cask and bucket along to the field 11 the watering place Is not handy , and offer them water occasionally. Massa chusetts Ploughman. Tlip White Grul > . The white grub , which often In n drj season eats off the roots of the grass and corn , and will eat almost any reel which Is not too hard , Is the larva of what Is known as the Juno beetlcplu and farther South as the May beetle. It often Is so abundant as to make It necessary to plow up fields where thej have destroyed all the grass , and ever then It is difficult to destroy the grub But we have seen It stated that tlu beetle , though It tiles mostly by night. Is a leaf-eating Insect , and where tlu trees are sprayed with arsenltes manj of them are killed. As one of their fa vorite foods Is the leaf of the hlckon tree , that should be sprayed rcgularlj each year. American Cultivator. Wnrtw on Cnlvca. Take a blunt knife and scrape the top of the wart and apply a little terchlo ride of antimony to It with a feather .Repeat every third day until it Is lowei than the skin. Then mix one ounc < of oxide of zinc with two ounces of vas line and rub on a little once a day" . Vnrin Note- * . Don't begrudge robin a few cherries No weeds are more Injurious thar neglect. Anybody can raise strawberrles- with a spoon. Economy In youth means an easj chair In old age. An ounce of cultivation Is worth i pound of manure. Berries well picked and packed an well received In market. Do not let the wheat and rye gei dead ripe before harvesting. Even a nice , refined girl may have i rough chap on her hands. The dovll owes much of his RUQCCSI to the fact that lie Is always on hand Do-your pears crack ? The remedy h to spray with Bordeaux mixture. Dt it now. Just as like as not your lima beai poles are too long. It makt's the vinei tired to climb so high. Spray the grafts just put In ; oftar they do not start oil" well , on account of tungl , which Bordeaux mixture wll cure. Don't wait until your plants are bad ly Injured by plant lice before apply Ing the kerosene emulsion or tobaeci water. To preserve raw fruits or vegetable ! In perfect condition , wrap in tlssm paper soaked In u solution of sulIcySi acid and dried. J The Iron Moulders' Uulon of North America reports that during 1000 It paid out $1012,035 to members as sick benefits. The coke oven Industry , unknown In 1800 , turned out a product In the United States last year valued at $31- 533,418 , au Increase since 1889 of 110 per cent. The by-products added near ly $1,000,000 more. Last year the coinage of gold lu the United States amounted to $107,037,110 , bringing the total of gold colued from the foundation of the mint to $12,147- DSS.lia. At the present rate that total vlll bo duplicated within the next twen ty years. The labor laws passed by the Colorado rado Legislature are : An eight-hour amendment , an employers' act , a bi weekly pay-day , street-car vestlbulo bill , coal weighing at the mouth of the mine , extension of the hours of rest of nil railroad men lu the train service , and the repeal of tbo law against boy cotting. Hopkins County , Kentucky , a place which for the past ten years has fur nished men to break every miners' strike In Indiana , Illinois , and other fields where the coal miners were bat tllng for unionism , has succumbed to unionism. Fourteen hundred of the 2- 100 miners working In that county have been organized. General President George W. Per kins , of the Cigar Makers' International Union , reports : "For the first time In the history of our union the annual money transactions have amounted to over $1,000,000 , and while this enor mous amount passed through the hands of a multitude of local otllcers , It Is a matter of pride and satisfaction to bo able to say that not over $200 was lost through the shortcomings of the finan cial officers. The total amount paid for benefits of all kinds was $410,705.- 20 for the year 1000 , and the grand to tal since the commencement 1870 of the recorded payments of benefits Is $4,737,550.50 , near five million dollars. " AIARRIED A GERMAN LIEUTENANT When Miss McGrew of Denver , Colo. , was traveling abroad , she was Intro duced to Lieut. Alexander Schonberp of the Royal Reserves of Germany. Up to that time she had been thoroughly American. She had asserted that American girls should select American MKB. A.HXANDER SCIIOKIlUlin. husbands. All her Yankee ideas went glimmering in the face of that flaxen- lialrcd soldier. They were married re cently , and will live lu Dresden. She Is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Wil liam Anderson McGrew. They an wealthy and prominent. as Yalot to Crow. "Tom" was the name given to a lordly young crow about whom Flor ence Morse Klngsley writes In the La dles' Homo Journal. Beauty was a snow-white pigeon of about the crow's age , with whom he was reared. " .Just how It came about we never knew , but we soon discovered that Beauty regu larly acted as mald-of-all-vork to Tom. She fetched and carried morsels of food at his Imperious command , nnd one ot her unvarying duties wab the pieonlng of her master's feathers.-Toni was very much of a dandy ; his coal-black plu mage always appeared perfectly dressed and shining , but the arduous labor of his toilet was performed for him twice every day by the humble and affectionate pigeon. Our line gentle man would come In from a roll In thu dust or a dip In the fountain , and , seat ing himself upon a certain railing , utter a short , sharp call. Instantly Beauty would descend to his side and Wgin her task , fluttering anxiously from sldo to side as she worked , drawIng - Ing each shining black feather carefully out to Its full length in her pink bill ; Turn , meanwhile , dozing luxuriously with closed eyes , after the manner of the complacent patron of a skillful bar ber. If Beauty unfortunately pulled a feather too hard a squawk and a sud den peck Informed her of her mistake. " Had Not Changed Her Ml int. "Before bho married him , you know , she used to say there wasn't another man like him In the world. " "Yes , but now she says she'd hate to think that there was. " Philadelphia 1'rcss. Ijump-Chlmney Manufacture. In this country about 12,000 persons ire engaged making lamp chimneys. A woman never knows how old she s getting until she goes to a milliner's jUnd tries on hats. SMALL BOY AND THE HORSE. Vets that Stnmp the Human with tbo liil ! ( tof Nobility. What nuisances these small boys are lometlnics. The streets are full of ilium. They piny tricks upou us. They , mowball our tall hats. They steal up behind us and placard our backs with 1 am blind , " or "Wanted to buy 100 ; nts. " We are made awiue of It only by the people who pass us , stopping tnd pointing and sneering at us. How , ingry wo arol And then we discover peeping around the corner three or four imall boys. They are so comical wa burst Into a laugh ; that Is , If we are tvise , nnd remember that we have been boys ourselves some time In the past. And so the incident passes wlthyth * comment , "Boys will be boys. " For our part , we like small boys.V can get along with their pranks. W * ; au endure the noise they make , muddy footprints on the carpet , pillow lights In the morning when wo would llko to- sleep , the now suits all bedraggled and muddy with holes In the knee , the stubbed toe that must bo washed and done up , bedlam In the house In gen eral. Why this moralizing upon the subject of the small boy ? you ask. Just this. We saw a small boy , as wo were passing along the crowded street , stop and caress a horse. It was not 11 royally bred , high-toned beauty , but an ordinary work horse , standing wear ily by the sidewalk waiting for { 'Get up bore , " and perhaps the lash of the whip. The boy was eating au apple. He stopped and patted the horse. He guva him a part of his apple. lie caressed his nose , placing it against his face. You should have seen the mutual qulcle understanding between horse and boy. i Would we trust that boy ? Surely we would with uncounted money. Ills frank , honest face , his eyes speaking sympathy and kindness , Intelligence * and pent-up fun and life , were an Index ft of his character and natural bent that \ J , were unmistakable. Boys , you arefe soon to be men. Such Incidents as tho- above are worth your consideration. They ure Indexes of what you are and ! > , .j what you may hope to be. They have- a reflex Influence upon you , too , that will help you In after years. The boy was understood by the horse ; the ob serving man understood the boy a ' well. Boston Traveler. ' THE RHYTHM OF EARTHQUAKES , John Milne' * Advice to ISiiildcra Ifg ) s Miaky Countries. - . , Earthquakes have their pitch , and Iff \ persons living In lauds of seismic dls- \ turbauces will build their houses out of \ tune/with mother earth's shivers they will bo comparatively safe. This Is what John Milne , or "Earth-- . . * $ quake M.lne , " as ho is called , says. Mr. Milno Is the principal member of the seismic section of the Royal So ciety , and has for a long1 time been studying earth vibrations at Newport , Isle of Wight , where he has instru ments so delicate that they automat * Ically record vibrations so slight thafc it Is Impossible to detect them lu any ; manner with the senses alone. His records - ords , show that the whole earth shivers every fifteen seconds. By means of his "horizontal pendu lums , " as he calls them , he has ascer tained the pitch of earthquakes , on $ so advises that buildings be out of tune with them to Insure protection , but different portions of the building shouKS have the same pitch , or our earthquake disturbance will be sure to Injure them. In earthquake countries he advises deep ditches around houses to cut olT the ripples along the earth's surface. Mr. Milne has made yet another dis covery , and says he has demonstrated that the Interior of the earth Is neither hollow nor liquid , but Is marvelously rigid , even more rigid than cast steel or the finest glass. He says that his horizontal pendulums have registered vibrations that have traveled through the very center of the earth , and at a. rate much higher than if the globe's In terior were more dense than the most rigid mineral known. As ho says , vibrations do not travel rapidly through gases or Hulds , and very much more rapidly through dense materials. They travel through glass as quickly as through any substance scientists know of , but through the earth's Interior they travel two and one-half times as fast as through glass. The Toad in the Hock. Of late days I have noted , says a recent - cent writer , a considerable number of reputed cases of the occurrence of live frogs and toads In what were oJ- leged to be solid rocks. This Is , of course , an old , old story that appears to possess perennial powers ( like the | toad ) of revivification. I had thought i that Dean Buckhmd ( father of th& genial Frank ) had exploded the toart 1 ' , In the rock myth once for all. Thu > ? Dean Inclosed toads and frogs In cells cut In blocks of stone , and burled them three feet deep In his garden. Hero the conditions were even less rigorous than those under which the amphibians are reported to survive for ages in the. "solid rock. " Dean Bucklaiul's toads were nearly all dead by the end of tha- first year of entombment , and none sur vived the second year. A Costly Funeral. The most costly state funeral which , has ever taken place was perlmps that of Alexander the Great. A round millIon - ' > Ion was spent In laying Alexander to his rest. The body was placed In a coffin of gold , filled with costly nro- matlcs , nnd a diadem W.IH placed on th head. The funeral car was embellished with ornaments of pure gold , and Its weight was so great that It took eighty- four mules more than a year to convey It from Babylon to Syria. A man should never withdraw the sentinel he has on guard ; sometime * when his wife Is pleasantest ' , she 10 blowing a Clue. 4