Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, June 20, 1901, Image 2

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Custer County Republican
D. M. AMHHHIlltY , KilltnrHiid IMililUlim
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The hand that rocks the cradle Is sel
dom the one that raps for order In the
mothers' meeting.
A New York mai1 Is reported lo have
"lived live days on a nickel and then
mulshed. " What olyu could have been
iipected ?
The bacilli of ulost contagious dls-
rnncs are said to lie posscsH'd of tails.
All the better for attaching a can of
Alslnfcctanl to.
The English taxpayer Isn't getting Ids
farm buildings burned or blown up , but
the added taxation stra'n on him will
last over a longer period.
Hnts are a menace to all mankind ,
according to a Japanese plague expert.
Ami mice are icgaidod as a menace by
ill womankind. Down with the ro
dents !
MIHS Ellen A. ( Jrlllln , a rich recluse In
New York , loft $10,000 to provide for a
pet dog. How many outcasts might
well wish they had been born some
body's pet pup.
The Methodist ministers of Now
England are opposed to llshlng on Sun
day , and yet as Ushers of men most of
them make bigger hauls on Sunday
than on any other day.
The man who was to have been mar
ried and was unit to prison for four
years Instead will never know whether
Jfatc was kind or unkind lo him , ns the
elrl refuses to wait until he Bets out.
i Good luck simply thrusts Itself upon
porno people. A New York society girl
got married recently to a man who
claimed that ho was a French count
and who now turns out to be a horse
doctor.
A.Japanese bacteriologist has Just an
aounred the results of an exhaustive
inquiry Into the cause of epidemics.
Ills conclusions and the criticisms of
the follows who don't agree with him
are summed up bi a single word rats.
As to the man who cleaned a house
of six roouiH In eight hours In order to
how his wife It could be done lu ! has
established a bad precedent. Wives
jnay Insist hereafter that cleaning
mouse Is a Job belonging properly to the
tbusband.
The Psyschological Kovlew has been
-jutudyhiB the psychology of profanity.
jThe psychologist avers that "as ro-
Ciirds the subjective effects of pro
fanity , the most striking Is that of a
jleasiint fooling of relief from a pain-
inl stress. " The point Is well taken.
That widow who sued u well-to-do
fanner for breach of promise of mar
riage , and pending the law's delays
found a husband by replying to a news
paper advertisement , Is entitled to
credit for sincerity of purpose and a
eel-there faculty which should Insure
an enterprising domestic outllt.
' There seeins to be no doubt that laws
could be enacted under the Constitution
providing for a unlforu ) marriage epn-
tract In all the States and proscribing
the same causes and conditions under
which divorce may bo obtained In any
part of the territory of the Uul.ud
States. The laxity of the marriage ami
divorce laws of many of the States has
long been a so'urce ' of national disgrace.
It Is useless to Ignore the fart that
< thcrc Is a growing opposition to the
death penalty. This Is shown lu the
Increasing dillieulty of scouring convic
tions which Involve that penalty. Theie
re probably hundreds of murderers at
large to-day who owe their liuuuin'.ty
from punishment to the rcluciaueo of
Jurors to the taking of life by the Slate.
This may be Illogical , squonm'shly sen
timental and all that , but It N a mafer
of which legislators are bound to take
Account. To H x penalties of which pub
lic sentiment docs not secure the en
forcement Is dangerous lawmaklng.
A critic of social conditions writ's '
that "the average young man won't
work , " and follows It up with the state
ment that "tho average young man
spends his substance In riotous living. "
The average young man hn been II-
lelod by this erlile. The a VIM ago youna
man of this country Is not a young
of Independent , unearned Income ,
the average young man spends his sub
stance In riotous tvlng.\ho ! \ must work
for It. It Is not the average young man
who refuses to work and spends his
jtlme and nionoIn , dissolution. Sumo
iyonng men i \ laxy and too many are
given even to frlvollt.xi . nv.igineo
and worn1 , but they do not ron tiuU' !
the "general run" or average. Tins
critic Is careless In his use of words.
Aristocrat and plebeian an ; only com
parative terms. Some year.- * ago Pro
fessor Ooddos , of Edinburgh , moved
bis family Into a slum district where
they hoped to do fr'oudly work among
the poor. One ovcn'.ng he asked a il s-
tlugulKhod statesman to dine wljji two
local guo. ts , a chimney sweep and a
scavenger. The statesman accepted
with unfeigned pleasure , the scavenger
said he would come ; but tlu > chimney
( sweep refused to sit down \\rih the
scavenger. At another time die family
ou the first Jloor of the dotvcpli tone-
knent they Inhabited to d I'ri.t'osur
jGeddes that If he contlui'nd to speak ID
the family la the jcarvot ho must drop
( their acquaintance. "If the angels haw
Inuy fun In them , " wrote Horace Vval-
pole , "how our distinctions must divert
/them / ! "
An American consul reports from
Owl-many that rocking-chairs , which ho
says are almost unknown In many
partsof that country , are gradually
growing In favor In his district , The
chairs are of American make. A stock
of oak rockers brought good price * .
J'cr.sons who use the chairs for the first
lime ndss certain associations which
with us are Inseparably connected with
what have been called "cradles for
grown-up babies. " Generations of com
fort-seekers have made the rocker a
central article of furniture. There Is
a peculiar expressiveness In Its use. No
one has formulated a language of the
rocklng-chalr , but the varied motions
reveal moods In the user. Ease , con
tentment , rtnerlo , nervous cxclto.mont ,
multiplied states of the sonslbilitlcs-
bow clearly such mental conditions are
disclosed as the chair responds to the
human motive power ! Memory cher
ishes pictures of Infancy rocked to sleep
and of age resting In the familiar cor
ner. Years have given the chair almost
personal characteristics. Our dealers
en u bell rockers , and good ones , to our
friends across the sea , but recollec
tions are untransferable , and associa
tions cannot be bought rcady-nladc.
The discussion going on as to how a
person can manage to live on $ U.r 0 a
week Is not \very \ healthy or hopeful.
The preaching of economy to a certain
degree Is right and It Is one's duly to
practice economy within reasonable
bounds , but the tendency of many of
he'suggestions and experiences now
indlng place In public print Is to
strengthen the Impression that human
needs are after all very small. The
most natural Inference drawn is that
men Aught t6 be content If earning a
mere pittance and that 'emijloyers can
feel a clear conscience If' they pay
wages which enable'the teller to secure
the bare necessities of life. Men ought
to stmly and practice economy , but this
duty does not rust solely on the wage
earners , As Is5 to be InfolTod from the
form the discussion Is taking. Weie
tlio picas being madu diio-tod toward
extravagance In all stations of life they
might be more hopeful , but such Is not
'
the evident purpose. The endeavor
seems lo he to show how cheaply one
can live In order to justify the paying
of meager wages. While there should
be effort made to keep one's expenses
within the lncome.no matter how small
that Income may be. yet the greater ef
fort should be to Increase that Income
Employers ought not to bo contei't wltl
simply paying such wages as \ \ 11 bare
ly enable men to live and the men ought
not to bo content with simply earnim ,
enough to keen humror awav. Yet sucl
Is the tendency of the discussion no\\
going on. It would be far more prollt
able for ambition to exorcise Itself U
trying to see how productive life can
bo made Instead of how economical It
can be. The energies should be direct
ed to enlarging the powers of meeting
life's needs rather than In endeavoring
to reduce the needs themselves. The
policy of expansion Is more healthy
than that of contraction. Men should
seek lo grow In every way rather than
to shrink. The tabloid theory of seeing
how little a man can live on Is not the
one for this progressive age. It Is far
bettor for one lo strive to so enlarge his
earning powers and to so Increase his
value to Ids follows that his services
to the world will bring him the largest
returns possible. Instead of discuss.ng
the < iuostlon of how little a man can
get along with It Is bettor to tliink of
how much a fnaii can get along with.
A man by the name of Hayes has
seriously started a League of l.ove. lie
wants to put more romance Into the
world and make love marriages preval
ent. He has made many speeches.
started a magazine , and is organlxlng
Love Societies. If Mr. Hayes will per
fect a system that will keep people as
Irresponsible as. blue birds from mating ;
If ho will teach the rising generation
that the first smile on a sweei face and
an answering throb In"a. . young but
manly heart Isn't love , but admiration ,
he may do humanity some good. Mr.
Hayes rages against divorce , and talks
about the perfect life and the perfect
love. They are good things. They
should ho < the foundation of every
homo. The natural life association of
a man and a woman Is founded on
I.ovo and antedates the marrlgo cere
mony and the divorce court. Hasty
marriages , the wedding of people who
Know little of each other , are general-
l\ romantic and not practical. Tin
-Hiig man may look like a tired ; god ,
or wbat In Imagination serves for a
( ireed god : the girl may be sweet as a
June rose. It's natural for them to
care for each other. The young follow
feels that he could conquer worlds for
her sake. Mr. llayos would hustle that
couple lo the nearest parson and beau
on the pair when a marriage of love
had lieon made. I'nfi i innately , a gooi
many other people have no more souse
of responsibility lhan Mr. Hayes. I.t1
the young man conquer a few of ( host
worlds , Ho has a Mont heart and gout
muscles. What Is worth having Is
worth waiting for. Has bi > saved any
money ? That Is a sordid ( iiiosilon.
Ho'Jl wonder why It didn't occur lo lain
when ho marries and has to buy some
thing every day for a year. And meanwhile -
while the girl who Is to marry may
learn that with waiting comes knowl
edge of how to make the homo for two
beautiful. If she Is the right kind of
a girl she will want to loam. And one :
day they will wed , Tliero'll be a little
home ready and the woman that enters
It for life will be prepared to make H
a real homo and not a stopping place.
That IK romance that rciiulrch only
common scnso mixed \\lth affection. It
doesn't care for-love leagues , and the
hearts that It enters are seldom ex
hibited In divorce courts.
HUMOE OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.
Odd , CiirlniiH mid I.anuhntile l'lin c
of Human Niitore Graphically I'or-
trilled liy ICutlncilt Word ArtlHtu of
Our Own Day A linducl of Fun.
Farmer See Jicre , you ! You romcm-
tor putting two lightning rods on my
> arn last spring , didn't you ? Well , that
tarn was struck ulx weeks after and
burned down. '
Peddler Struck by lightning ?
"It was. "
"In the day 11 me V"
"No ; at ulghh"
"MustV been a dark night , wasn't
t ? "
"Yes ; dark an pilch. "
"Lanterns ; hurnlu'V'
"What lanterns ? "
"Didn't you run lanterns up ! em dark
lights ? "
"Never heard o * anything like that"
"Well , If you didn't know enough to
; oop your lightning rods sbowln' you
needn't blame me. G-lnng ! "
DcpcndH on the Iloctnr'H Itlll.
Brown That was a lovely basket of
fruit you were carrying home last
night , Jones. How much did It cost
you ?
Jones I don't know. The doctor Is
Btlll ut the house.
An Innovation.
"I notice , " said Bronco Bob , "that
you make a rule at a political gat burin'
to have all the speaker's close friends
tin' partners lined up on the platform
with him. "
"Yes ; he Is usually accompanied by
Rome of the distinguished men of his
own party. "
' "Well , it's a mighty good Idea. In
Crimson ( Milch , when a man lias any
thing to say. he jes' gets up on the keg
an' takes his chances. But I'll have
the boys adopt your way. It keeps the
opposition from makln' a man redlck-
leous by comln' up behind an' got tin"
the drop on him while ho Is bowln
and scrapln' to the folks In front. "
Washington Star.
i t'nr Him.
Houbeii I suppose Sal AVhltlletree Is
all th' world tew yew , Josh ?
Josh Wai , no ; but she's all I want
uv It forty dorn good acres and a
peach orchard ! Puck.
I't ' Illl Ml.
Willie Pa , wlmt'b tin "old llnmoV"
Pa My son , when a man speaks of
"ids old flame" he refers to something
over which he used to burn ills money.
The He-tit-lit of the Donltt.
"Don't you think some of our Con
gressmen \\aste a great deal of their
time ? "
"Well , " answered Senator Sorghum ,
with great deliberation.ou . ought not
to be too hasty In Judging , t'nless you
look through a man's private ledger ,
how are you going to know whether he
has been wasting his time or notV"
Washington Star.
Till1 Wpinme mid Its U < CH.
Two little girls with snub roses and
public-school voices stood In front of
the window of a Third avenue drug
store yesterday afternoon.
"My ! " saiij one. "Look at the
sponges ! 'Most a thousand of 'em.
What d'yer s'pose they use 'em all for ?
1 didn't think they was so many slateK
lu the world. " The other little girl
looki d at her 'ompanlon with wlthoilng
Hcorn.
"Don't yer know , " she sniffed con
temptuously , "thai wlndou.s has to be
washed V" New York Commercial Ad
vertiser.
I'ri litiiltlc ; l'ortr. .
Bobbs There goes a fellpw who got
$ l , ) tie for a spring poem.
Dlibbs I.uckj follow !
Bobbs Yes , It was a poem to adver
tise a car spring.Baltimore American.
On the Hunt.
. .loakloyV11. . well , the greed . of
these policemen !
CoaUluy What'b the matter now ?
.loakley-Why. haven't you ln rd
about this new Copper Trust ? Phila
delphia Piess.
The I'dint y Silvor.
"For the land's sak , > , " sal , ] the wom
an In the blue Mother Huhhard as she
fastened ( lie clothesline to the division
fence , "what do you think of them
Joneses telling around that the burglars
got in their house an * stole ( ho family
silver ? Family silver ! Hull ! "
"H's so. ( hough. " said ( he woman lu
the next lot. "They had a dollar an * a
ilimrler piled on the mantelpiece fer the
grocery bill , an' It was all In silver. "
Indianapolis Press.
An l.ariifMt Worshipper.
Dasha way Miss Calloway took mo
aside yesterday and wanted to know
my honest opinion of you ,
( . 'level-toil I hope , old man , that you
gave me a clever sond-off !
Certainly. 1 told her that you' never
made love to a girl lu your llfo that
you didn't mean It. "
Mr. Isaacstclu Mlsthcr Opltstcln , dlt
. shentlcman gome In here a lecdlc Vila
go mil bees hat all smashed mid dirty ,
tnd puy a new one ?
Mr. Goldstein Veil , mnype he might ,
dtiuno.
Mr. Isaacstcln Veil , If ho dlt , I glalra
i bercentagc.
Mr. ( Joldsteln-Vy Is dot ?
Mr. Isaacsteln Pccausc It vas mlno
? edlo Ikoy vat trowed dcr panana peel
n der sltevalk.
True l.nvc.
Brlggs Do you think he really loves
ier ?
( Jriggs-Of course. How can he help
ut love a girl with as much money ua
hat ?
1'iiHh and Pull.
She He's lu the push , nil right
lit4 How did he get there ?
She Oh , he had a pull.
War n I n r.
Let IIH then ho up and working
With our hoe and with our spado-
If wo ever do expect to
Have our kitchen garden mado.
\Vlne Kcstruliit.
"There's one characteristic In men I
profoundly admire. "
"What Is it , Becky ? "
"They can be so raging mad at each
ther and not show it. "
Not a lliilfalo.
'Agultmldo ' says he will not attend
.he Buffalo exposition. "
"Why not ? "
"Because he la not a Buffalo. " Ohio
State Journal.
A Man of Pence ,
Biggs There Hoes , a man who will
light at the d/op of a hat.
Diggs-Who Is he ?
Biggs Justice of tile peace. Ohio
State Journal.
Kriday Not Unlucky.
Qulzz Do you thing Friday an ira-
ucky day to move ?
Blxz Not for me ; I moved on Friday
: md found out If I'd waited until Sat-
irday my goods would have been at-
ached for rent. Ohio State Journal.
Compulsory.
First Boarder Do you believe In the
salt cure ?
Second Boarder No , but since our
audlady gives us mackerel every moru-
ng what's the use to object. Ohio
State Journal.
The lint Ont It.
Dashloigh Did Miss Avoirdupois
nalse an impression on you at the re
ception last night ?
Flnshlclgn No. I am happy to say It
was my hat. Ohio State Journal.
A Model Itclutlvc.
'I reckon Bobby's got a letter from
his uucle. "
"Shouldn't wonder. lie's allus been
purty kind to Bobby. " '
'Yes ; he's the sort of feller that promIses -
Ises to give a boy a lot of presents If
he's good , an' gives 'em to him any
how. " Puck.
Chunued the Prescription.
Patient Doctor , would you mind
stopping at the drug store and paying
for this prescription. I'm short ol
change.
Doctor ( hurriedly writing another
proscription ) Excuse me. 1 made n
mistake. You don't need any nerve
medicine.
One to He Avoided.
"Do you see that very ordinary-look
Ing man over there ? "
"
"Yes ; what of HV"
"He's a mini with a history. "
"A man with a history ! Wbat has In.
over done' . ' "
"Nothing at all. He's selling the his
tory by subscription. "
A True I'rophecy.
"Tito late editor's wife Is something
of a humorist. "
"Indeed ? "
"Yes ; took a line from his original
salutatory and placed It on his tomb
sloue. "
"What was It ? "
" 'Wo are here to stay1 ! "
It Cured HIT.
"No. " said tbo man In the mackin
tosh , "my wife doesn't" give away any
of my old clot lies or sell them to the
ragman any more. I cured that iiabli
effectually once. " '
"How was that' : " they asked him.
"When I fould she had disposed of a
coat I hadn't worn for several weeks 1
told her there was a letter in it s-he hndj
glvoji mo to mall the last time I had II ;
ou. And that was no He. either , " he
added , with deep satisfaction.
hen.
Wylklus--Dld yon oxer run for olllcc-/
WatkyusYes. .
\Vylklus--What luck ?
Watkyns The olllcc ran about twlcf
as fast as I did. Somorvllle Journal. .
Kelt ic'l Ki-
" 1 never toll all 1 know , " he said , In
tending to be mysterious.
"Well , " she replied , "It certainly can1 !
bo becausti you don't have Ume , "
A MAN'S RIGHTS AT HOME.
IIE accounts contained In the
dally papers of a man lu New
Jersey who has separated from
his wife , and left her , because be had
no privacy In bin own home , Is enough
to cause consternation among the mar
ried women throughout the length and
breadth of the land. It looks us 1C the
worm were going to turn at last , and
the poor , down-trodden American man
was beginning to realize that ho has
rights In the home which even his wlfo
Is bound to recognize.
This Is a brand-new Idea. Heretofore
It has been assumed tacitly , at least ,
In this country , that woman was the
whole thine In the home , and that a
man merely existed lu the bumble role
of bill-payer. Every man has , at times ,
dreams of possessing a room exclusive
ly his own lu his own house , where
he may spill ashes on the carpet and
leave books on the lloor , and put his
feet on the sofa" cushions and other
wise enjoy himself after his own Ideas ,
Instead of In accordance with his
wife's. Alas , It Is merely a pipe vis-
lou. lie may lit him up a den or n
snuggery , or whatever be chooses to
call it , > but bis wlfo Inevitably lluds It
just the place for her Hewing machine ,
or that It has a sunny window that
suits the baby , or Is a good situation
for her writing desL- , , and before he
knows It the man to ousted. No man
lias any rights lu his own house that
anybody feels ought to be respected.
, So far as the management of the
home Is concerned the average man ,
In the average family , Is also an un-
consulled figure-head. In other coun
tries the husband ami father's posltiou
established the social status of his
womankind , lu this the women of the
household establish bis. They do the
entertaining. They decide on who Is
to be lnvl % d , and , who loft out , and
many a uiaii lluds himself the greatest
stranger , and the least at hoine person
present in his own drawing room. lie
nny be ijuiet and domestic in bis
astes , with an unalterable prejudice
gainst balls , with a deadly loathing
f long-course dinners , but that cuts no
i guru In the extent of entertainments
bat "mother and the girls give" if
hey have a hankering after the flesh
mts of society.
If the law upholds the Now Jorpey
man in bis contention thai a man lias
I
a right to privacy In his own home , If I
ic desires It , we may see all this ,
. 'hanged. Man may assort himself. He I j i
nay refuse to any longer be put ott j '
with any old place in the house , and ,
declare it is the Inalienable privilege
of the person with the purse to have
the best of things , to smoke In the parlor - | 1
i
lor If he wants to , and to have affairs
generally conducted like he wants
them.
Why Girl * Cniuint Throw.
A great deal of fun is poked at girls
because they cannot throw a stone or a
snowball and bit the person or thing
they are aiming at. The general Idea
HP to why girls cannot throw as well
as boys 1- , that they have not acquired
the knack by practice as tliolr broth
ers have. Another explanation is giv
en by a medical man which tends to
Show that girls could never lonrn the
knack , however much they tried. When
a boy throws a stone , lie crooks Irjs el
bow and roaches back with his fore
arm , and in the act of throwing he
works every , Joint from .shoulder to' '
wrist. The- girl throws with her whole
arm rigid , whereas the boy's arm is ;
relaxed. '
The reason of this difference Is one-
of anatomy. The feminine collar bone
is longer and Is set lower ( ban In the
case of a male. The long , crooked ,
awkward bone interferes with the free
use of the arm. This is the reason that
girls cannot throw well.
Pon't Want to Advcrti r Kl'inr.
Miss Abigail M. Robertson , a bounti
ful brunette , IS years old , of Itochus-
: er , N. Y. , objects to having her picture
published on lith
ographs and spread
throughout t li o
country to adver
tise a brand of
flour. This I.s what
she Kays luis been
done \\-iih her pie-
uoitivirihov. ture by a ( louring
mills company to advertise a brand of i
Hour and accordingly she has brought' '
suit against the company fey $15.000
fur mental and physical suffering re
sulting from such advertising.
Summer SUkVnlHtn. .
The wash-hllk shirt-waist for sum
mer , in fact any sort of a silk waist
made to wear over a muslin gulmpe ,
will recommend Itself to llio woman
who loves dainty finishing * betor ! than
the severity of ( ho shlrt-walsl un <
adorned. The waist Iisolf should be
cut out about the nock In the sliapo of
a small round yoke. The guimpo
should be of llnest nainsook , unllned ,
and the. stock collar of line insertion
also unllned. so as to bo as cool as
possible. With two or three of these
uudor-walsts one may also have a fresh
ly laundered lining to silk waists ami
savei them from soiling.-Ledger
Monthly.
Keiir Otrlo , Don't Mnrrv.
Wo moan don't marry the young man
who leaves his mother to flml her way
borne as best she can on a dark night ,
while vylthout a thought or a word of
apology , be looks after you. One of
these days when the novelty has worn
off , ho will leave you lo to ulouo ua
best you can while ho seeks his solflsb
enjoyment at the club.
Don't marry a man who curls a
scornful lip when religion and the Bible
are spoken of , and who has all the ml * ,
takes of Moses and the misdeeds of
Solomon at his tongue's end. A copy
of Infidel lectures on the pnrlor table
Instead of the family Bible Is a very
poor guarantee of happy family life.
Don't marry a man 'whose friends
smile at each other when his name la
mentioned , and say : "Well , we hop
lie will come out all right , but he. 1
sowing a few wild oats now. " lie-
member that what Is sown before mar
riage Is reaped after marriage.
Don't marry a man \\lion bis linen
Is more spotless than bis character ,
whose shirt collar Is more Inflexible
than his Integrity , and whoso necktla
Is the only Immaculate thing about
him. Collars and cuffs and necktlca
are all very well , but they do not make
up n good husband , though they do-
very well for n tailor's dummy. Integ
rity of character Is more Important
than all these. Exchange.
Itivndcloths are still used for shlrff
waists , but women who prefer a light
er fabric are wearing waists of very
line ladles' cloth and embroidered cashmere -
more and hiiisdowuo. The popular
polka dot lu black and white Is the
leading design in the embroidered cash
meres , ami the lleur de Us in lans-
downe. Shirt waists , tailor made , and-
of the pale tints In very fine ladies'
cloth , will be extremely stylish to wear
under jacket coats.
Holts are either very narrow or els
deep , drawn down lute a point In front ,
which Is becoming to the figure. Great
attention Is given to the small details
of the toilette cravnttes , collars , vests ,
and etceteras , exquisite , workmanship
and finish being bestowed ou every
item. Buttons are a great feature oo
dresses and mantles ; the majority ar *
large and quaint , In gold , silver ,
enamel , or mother-of-pearl ; others-
are minute and dainty. For outdoor
garments , wrought Iron and oxydizeiJ
silver are largely used.
What home dressmaker hasn't wor T
ried herself almost iuto nervous pros- '
( ration over setting the sleeves Into o-
bodice ? They just wouldn't come
right. If the sleeve drew too lightly
over the arms at the first attempt , It
twisted all out of shape when laborious
ly taken out and put in again , o that
the wearer would have to turn herself
Into a human corkscrew to get Into it.
If the latter defect developed tlrst tb ®
othei followed with a sureness and reg
ularity unbeatitifully suggestive of
clock work.
Sure avoidance comes from follow
ing Hits simple rule : Place the Inside
.seam of the sleeve from an inch and
a half to two inches forward of ( no
waist's uuder-arm seam. The exact
distance depends on the size of the-
wearer of the bodice , aul as ( he di
mensions given are , respectively- ; a
small and for a large woman , It CMII
be determined very rcadjly. The rule
applies generally from calico to siltlu.
from Infant's robe to bride's gown , and
the result will be as satisfactory as
could be gotten from the highest-priced
dressmaker.
i-'ntniner Curtain * .
Hutllcd curtains , while entirely super
seded by the heavy Arabian Iace-cdge&
kind , with heavy Brussels net backs ,
as a whiter window drapery , are still
preferred for summer use , and iu puro-
wldtc , too. The deep ecru tint Is most
fashionable by far I'mwinter , but stun- '
mer'h beat require * ( lie i-ool white ef
fect. Huflled curtains in organdie de
signs , that is. huge bloswimy effects , jr
are much liked. Very often ( ho ruflles
ou ( hose are while ; again , they match
the backs. Hemstitched and priutedk
bordered ones are very smart , too.
'I lie t'm-P of G'ove .
When gloves are taken off the , hand *
( hey must never be rolled iuto n ball ,
but carefully pressed out Hat and laid'
In a glove box longer than they arc.
All boles must be mended as sooi ) aa
seen and buttons replaced.
As all gloves get to smell queer ] ?
If worn any length of time , have a
small sachet of violet powder to lay
Inside the box or drawer , and on n flno
day haus ? them out In the air and sun.
When dirty , have them cleaned several - -
eral times before buying new ones.
A Hnoriiic Child.
Snoring Is a symptom that should not
be neglected In children. It shows that
there Is some obstruction to the fre
pasMige of air from the nose to th
throat. The tonsils may be enlarged ,
and MI partially close the passage at Jt
lower opening. There may be u poly
pus or some small tumor In the nasal
passage Itself , or catarrh of the throat
or nose , or both. A physician should < ±
be consulted , Ladle1 lioma JtuxaaL