Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, May 30, 1901, Image 2
1 ! -Custer County Republican P. M. AMHIIKItllY , Kdltnrntul BttOKKN HOW , NKIIUARKA I'eople are beginning to wonder , too. what Mrs. Hetty ( jrecn will do wltli A innn lost his inlntt In a poker gninc. people become very reckless when they | o to Bumbling. The worst about strikes of any kind Hint they Imve tliu effect of knock- B the Imiula out of place. As n Biibjcct of public Interest , Agul- fanldo will no longer be pursued with the snnie Interest that he WUH. J. Plerpont Morgan laughed when told that people were plotting to kill phn. What would Unit man do If ha peard a real joke ? The Czar lias , been sleeping over a ( nine. On the whole , this IB probably knore dangerous than sleeping In a self- Acting folding bed. \t \ A Chicago woman was robbed of her bocketlxwk while at church. 'Ilils adds pno more to the long list of paltry ex cuses for staying at home on Sunday evening. "American shoes , " exclaims the Phil adelphia Evening Uulk'ttn , "ant march ing onl" It Is pleasing to be assured | hnt American shoes are fulfilling their Dbvlous destiny. Missionaries who put a valuation of 1100 each on their sermons destroyed by the Chinese Boxers cannot be no \l \ bused of any lack of appreciation of their own literary efforts. The Arkansas legislature showed Its flellcato mid rellned taste by choosing the rfpplc bfossom as the State llowcr. It In menu of Hio Urn Angeles Herald to suggest that it was probably think- , lng of apple Jack. Bolomon said there was nothing new tinder the nun , but It Is doubtful whether he had a barrel of sweet-po tate Hour In his larder. That's a re cent New Jersey Invention , and It has a million behind its development. Mr. Carnegie's experience with bcg- tfng letter writers , and the still more obnoxious begtrurs In person , may dem onstrate one reason why rich men pre fer to keep their wealth during life fend distribute It by bequest after their death. It Is a plan that saves them much valuable time and an immense amount of annoyance , The practice of carrying a platol Is a relic of barbaric times and has no warrant in these days when society Is properly organized for Ha own protec tion. It would be appalling to read a Hat of the tragedies due entirely to the pistol thoughtlessly carried In the hip pocket. The South has suffered dreadfully from this altogether pprul- ' cloiiB habit. Valuable- live * have hocn tekcji , families "robbed of nil chance of liapplncss and Southern civilisation , regarded In the abstract , hua bceti and Ja being Injured by It. The poet records that he shot an ni'f row Into the air , but could not sec Where It fell to earth. Long aftenrnrd found It In the heart of an oak. It 6e i for protection agalrmt reckless use bf flreatms , possibly In the hands of ther heedless poets , that the Adlron- Sack guhles have recently appealed to the legislature. The modern small bore ride sends bullets far beyond the hecefWiiry hunting range , mul frequent ly kills persons whom the gunner can not see. A true aim , u steady arm , a pquaro hit are In all the walks of life Justly commended. Hut what about the so-called "spent" bullet , with Its lingering power to wound ? Must not society as well as law hold the sports man responsible ? King Hdward has taken occasion to Inform his lord chamberlH\u \ Unit Kn- glnnd is not a republic , and thai frock coats should no longer be worn at pres entations to the monarch. It appears that the faithful British subject , when call 1111 ; In deputations to pay ills re- pects to the King bus been wearing the garment which In a republic is often called by the royal name of "Prince Albert. " This luu annoyed the monarch , who lias bemi crowing more fastidious and exacting regarding tourt formalities , and who has at length notltlod the lord chambe/Ialn that herc- ifter uniforms or court dress must In * worn. Tims Is the frock coat otllclally Denominated In Kngland a republican garment , and thus docs King 1-Mwnrd treat th coat which Is called by the name ul' liia own father. The statistician Is tin-loss , and It fro- Qucntly happens that he Is entertaining. too. Some one with n liking for figures lias been looking up the work of our ntatesmen , and rinds that last year the Legislatures of thirteen Slates were In BUSS ! ' : ; fro u 11)11 ) diiys ( the lonncstl to fifty-three days ( the shortest ) . In these States . " , .7712 new laws were enact ed. In New York. wJih-h contains what Is regarded as tin- worst governed dty In the world , 77U new laws were nnule. Maryland followed with 7-17 , Ohio with fiSa , Massachusetts with 108 tnd Georgia with -'li'J. This year It Is predicted that fully 10.000 new laws will ho enacted. And what Is the re- full of all this lawninkliiK ? Last rear's ! i,77U and tlds year's 10,000 new laws will give the lawyers Just that many additional opportunities for llinl- faj ; llaws , for twisting the letters so that they w'lll conflict with the spirits of measures made and provided and for befuddling the public generally. lOvery nr-w nivv menus new business for the lawyers. Laws are made by Legisla tures to be found nnrnnstKntlunal in the courts or to be made meaningless by astute attorneys. OrciiMonully , of eotll'SO , HOIlie law Is SO Well riinnliurtod that It nerves the PUIHIMfor | wlm-li It was Intended , but out of Ihe more than 15,000 new laws of InM year and this year It Is hardly jKisnlble that l.r.uo are necessary or can ever be enforced. It Isn't the good law that nniki" . business for the lawyer. The laws that can be overthrown constitute his meat , henee the HgtireB iire. eiiieil Nhould Oil him with lmio. There Is plenty ahead for him to do. Many IhouKnndH of American young men are now considering how they can best utilize the college educations that they are about to complete. To many of them , and to their families and frlendH , the proft of obtaining any prompt return upon the educational In vestment already made may .seem rather discouraging. The old profes sions hccm well filled , and , In some cases , badly over-crowded. To enter the Industries or commerce means to undergo another apprenticeship. , To young men of good general education and sound health there Is open at least one profession whore the demand for workers far exceeds the supply. There Is In the I'nlted States a positive dearth of trained foresters. Nor Is any other country prepared to supply the need. JiYaneo and Germany , where the art Is most advanced , have few foresters to spare. British India , where forestry work Is nipldly extending , absorbs most of the lOiiropean surplus. The United States must train Its own forest ers , and supply Its own need for trained workers of that kind. In these condi tions there are plainly great opportuni ties for young men of the right sort , hi to this new profession then- are two roads. The beat Is through the forestry schools lately established by Vale , Or- neil , and some other universities. The course Is two years In length , and the graduates have no difficulty In securing engagements. Then the forestry bureau of the department of agriculture Is taking a certain number of appren tices to learn the business. It put In the fluid bust summer sixty-live such "student assistants , " and retained twenty-live of them for work in Wash ington this winter. Only college grad uates young men whose minds have been trained to study need apply for these appointments. The lumber in dustry supplies plenty of untrained workers. The forestry bureau has charge of 00,000,000 acres of national forest , now employs nearly all the ex perts In this country , and look * vainly for more. To make cveu the working plans now needed would occupy Its present staff twenty years. Then there arc In the Philippines from - ' ( ) , - 000.000 to lO.OOO.OOO of public fore-st. Captain Ahearn , of the Ninth Infantry , In charge of the forestry olllee In Ma nila , Is calling for expert assistance. Forestry Is plainly a growing business. Not only governments , but hundreds of private owners are seeing the prac tical advantages of systematic forest management , and are looking for men who understand that business. Thus , forestry Is not only an uucrowded pro fession now , but Is also one which for years to come will itll'ord employment for Incronslng numbers of trained men. A Llterur.v When does Mary Mapes Podge ? When Thomas W. Knox. What did Charles UumleV Whatever he saw Mabel Osgood Wright. When U It that .John Burroughs ? When he hears Edward Kverett Hale. Why did they Hall CalneV To make Kranccs Hlxlgson Burnett. Who gave Thomas I'alne ? Hamilton Wrluht , Mable. What.made Winston Ohurch-lll ? bat ing what he saw .lohu l-Mon Cookc. What will make Walter A. Wyc-kotV. I. Xung will. Why did Charles Har-wln ? Bccauc-t he never turned his buck to De-foe. Where did ( 'apt. Frederick Marry at ? At the Kllen Oliiey Kirk. What made Col. Illehard'11. Savage Hearing diaries Curlton Cotlln. Why was Wagner Haydn awnj Bach ? ( Because De Korea had him 01 hi * 111 tic Lls/.t. What kept Charlotte M. Yongv Helping Hll/nbcth I'hlpps Train. Why do we not laugh at U. 1) . Black- more- ? Because we Hud .lolm Crron- Ii n f Wihmtler. Whence came Samuel Smiles ? B - ' cause lie saw a hen reward Beeeher. Why did Miss Mu-loeh up the silver ? Because she saw Flora Annie Stcelo. Life. UN a Sedative. The sojMirltlc properties of the com- iiion. or garden , lettuce , wen- known In tht > earliest ages. Cnlen lined to cut the li'ttmv In thts evening us a remedy for wnki'fillness at night , and most persons Ihid It Induces sleepl.aetiieariiiiu is thi > Inspissated Julco of the trurden let- | luce , and has the color , and In some i measure ( lie taste and odor , of opium ; ' but no nuirplila has yet been obtained ' from It , and Its narcotic principle ti tliereltire still undiscovered. Its analy sis N said to prove It to contain a hir f- proportion of caoutchouc , as nuii-h UH ! txveniy-two parts In llfty. Its metllel- mil eU'eets are very nearly the same IH those of opium , but It Is undoubtedly much milder In Its operation , and may consequently be used In coi'gh ninl con sumption ami In other cases \vhevo opium , I'mm Its Humiliating effect , can not be borne. It Is a good Indication that a girl la dead tired of teaching school when sha Htniles pleasantly upon a nmu whose grammar Is notoriously bud. I'Mrin HilpniriK Onto. The Illustration , from the Breeders' azotic , HhowH a very satisfactory hipping crate. Part of the front side s cut away to show the Inside arrange- lent. A good size for a pig three nonths old Is ! ( ) Inc.hes In length , ! > ; { iches In depth and 11 Inches In width , ' 'or a pig eight weeks old a length of 12 Inches , a depth of IS Inches and a vldth of nine Inclien will be about Ight. Crates for .shipping by express nist be made as light as Is safe from rcaknge. It Is not fair to mnko a pur- baser of a pig two months old pay ex- ress rates on thirty or forty pounds f crate when they can be made sutll- Icntly strong and weigh but half us inch. For ends and bottoms take live- Ighths-Inoli seasoned spruce or other ough light wood one-half-lnch , - - stuffer or sides and cover , with space between hits. In front Is a trough ( T ) for feed nd water. Just above IH a sloping oard ( P ) running to the top , through vhlch the feed In transit Is given. The pper compartment Is pro\lded with a lido ( S ) on lop , and Inside IH the bag I ! ) containing ( be meal and grnln fare tuple for ( he Journey. In cold weather lie sides may be boarded up almost Ight. To pigs weighing seventy-five rounds a standard of one-hulf-luch tuff Is nailed In the center of the Ides. Shavings from u shingle mill lake the best bedding. Tree * liiHtciitl of The Department of Agriculture next year will vary the garden seed dlstrl- nitiou with several packages of trees. Vuthorlty for this new departure was ecured at a recent session of Congress and un appropriation was made In the budget for the coming year. The people of this country have been cutting down he natural forests with so much reck- essuesa that it IIHM become necessary o start artificial ones. The division of forestry of the Agricultural Depart ment IIIIB made a survey of the couu- : ry and has ascertained the purtlcular trees which thrive brut and are mowt useful In ouch locality. According to the program for the distribution of trees , next year a given number of seedlings will be alotted to each mem ber of the House of Heprescutatlves , who will be asked to furnUu a lint of constituents to whom he vrouhl llk to have them sent. The Agricultural De partment will do the re t. The seed- llngfi will be grown in the propagating houses and forwarded to their dcxtlnu- tlou , with spec-Hie Instruct lonv a * to how they should be planted and cared for. In this way Secretary Wilson ex pects to start several million utw tree * growing throughout till * country every year. The Oranitc ri School. No member of a grange should accept uu utllce therein unless he intends to t- ted tlie nuHitings regularly ami to till the position to the best of his ability. Promptness Is ini ei'SNitlnl to siicces * in grange work , as well as everything oUf , and the meet lugs should be open ed .it the by-law hour. AH business nutters which members luttmd to In troduce should be thought out lu ud- vance and reduced to writing in ordci to dispatch business quickly and utll- clciitly. A grange will mrt proapei tuat calls to order an hour behind time and then dawdles along walling for something to turn up. Very few farmers know what nny particular crop costs them , or evei keep an account of receipts and oxprn dlturcs. There Is probably no othei branch of business conducted In xuch a slipshod manner. The grange should L e and to a large extent Is a school in which to learn belter method * of conducting the business of the farm and homo.Farmers' Voice. Slop Itnrrcl u N We question If there be greater abomination about the hog yard than the average slop barrel , says the Farm er's Uovlew. Who Invented this mil- HtinveV Who can give a ciunnioii-sense reason for Its survival ? H smells to heaven I It renders the digestive organs of the hogs as sour and unwholesome as itself ! We are at a lo > .s to explain its presence , nor can we see what ben efit Is derived from Its use. is It any wonder that he Is filthy when food Mip- piled to him Is lllihy. sour , fermenting. decomposing , dlarrliea-lmliicluV Such food Is unnatural fur the hog. He was Intended to rout In the earth and graze upon natural grasses of the Held. To him fell the nutritious nuts and fruits of the tree ; for him were the sweet herbs and succulent roots , but no dirty. smelly , sour slop ! Modern .Mt-iitin ikini ; , The great heavy bullocks and thick titled porkers that were once Mich fa vorites are now not desirable. They have given place to the ymiiig. quickly grown animals. In order to avoid an excess of fat an animal must be con tinuously grown If It Is reduced to a ricro shadow during the winter monlhs and then the following season allowed Its freedom on the rich range grass of the West , It will lay on too much fat and not enough meat. Tallow Is not what Is wanted ; It Is meat that the present generation desires. The East ern feeders are fully aware of that fact , for they never allow an animal to stop growing from birth until It reaches the slaughter house. They will cultivate the taste of the meat caters to such a degree that It will force those who cannot procure sulllclent feed to keep their animals In good flesh dur ing the winter to sell them at weaning time. American Agriculturist. A Kiilihliitt I'OHt. It Is a great comfort for hogs and may be made most useful to rid them of lice and a scaly skin If put up as follows : Drive a stout stick three Inches In diameter In a HUllablc place , leaving twenty Inches above ground ; staple a rope four Inches from earth's surface to the stake and cell It closely till It reaches three Inches from the top of the stake ; staple It tightly. Pour coal oil or crude petroleum on It until It Is well KIIturated with It. and the hogs or Hlioats will tight for the first and hiNt rub on It. Pour more oil on occasionally us needed. This will kill nil lice and nits and rt-movo scales that are so unsightly upon the hogs. It has been tried and works well. Twentieth Century Farmer. Notci .fliout the Her c. AlUw a horse a reasonable time tt rest after feeding. It Is within the reach of every farm er to breed good horses. Marcs bred In the fall will endure good service without Injury. A duuib , stupid cot can never be ed ucated to be a valuable horse. A good colt Is a product not affected jy weather , hot. wet or dry. Size , form , bone and constitution must be regarded tlrst In breeding. Let the heels be cleaned every night , Dirt or tilth If allowed to cake causes sore heels. While horses i od good , wholesome food , It should not be all of the fat pro ducing kinds. Original Idea About Anpnrnctii. A consensus of 'opinion In regard to cutting asparagus , as noted In Mee- lan's Monthly , seems to be that from he first starting of the plant In spring he weaker shoots should not be cut , nit left to produce the leafage so neces sary for the production of strong roots. One gardener makes the novel .sugges- Ion that the very best success in get ting llrst-cliiss asparagus Is to select he pluuts all of one sex. Ills plan has teen to set -year-old 1 plants in a bed other closely together and murk the icrry-bearlinj or female plants for Ilia icrmancnt bed. These , he says , linva ahruys borne strong shoots far superloi o tuc bedst of the usually mixed sexea Manufacture. Mr. Simon , the expert who scored the cheecv at tin- convention of the Ohio dalrymeu , is a lurje Wisconsin dealer mil \ra struck by the Irregularities In the Ohio product. The size la not uni form , and a M or 1-Ui-luch cheese la recommended. The buyers want to liandle big lots of n-ar the same size. Flats ' . \ - to : il pounds and Cheddars 45 to .10 pounds suit best. Bandages were also criticised as too loose , allowing mold to work In. lie voiced the senti ment of the association when he de clared that It doey not pay to make skim clit'fM' , as it always hurts th trade lu the end. Pprayiuir I'ear.li Trees. "Bordeaux mixture containing thret pound * of bliicstinie to a barrel of wiU 'r applied the last of May Is likely U Injure peach foliage somewhat , but U our < > \pi'rlenei > the Injury Is not euoiigk to h > tiny serious harm. The sa.uie It also true of bordeaux containing tw < pounds of bluestuue applied the last ol , Jum > . Black spot WUK almost entlrel } prevented an.l the texture and size ol tile fruit were decidedly improved bj two and ihrec applications. The spray ing should be continued well up to th < time of ripening of the fruit. Mary hind Station Bulletin. Money in I'euceH. An article In the Cosmopolitan calli attention to the advantage of a "n < fence law" ami presents the stnrtllnn figures that Indiana alone has fence ! whose computed value Is . ' 00.000.000 and which If placed In a single HIM would fourteen times encircle tin irlobe. These figure * suggest the CHOP limns amount of capital invested li fences throughout the United States. Itnxinir Cheese should be put in good-flttlm boxes , the sides of flu- box being cu down about half an Inch lower thaa the cheese. The weight should be plainly stamped on Ihe box near tin seam , and ail marks that arc to be put on the box should be put on every bo > alike. _ _ Kxerc HC for Hoc * . To produce the best pork the hogs should have exercise. A hrzy , sleepj hog may fatten faster , but the llcsb will not lie so good. Orlu'm of l-'ooil Niunew. The sandwich Is called for the Earl of Suiidwh'h. Mulllgatawiiey 1 from an Hast In dian word meaning pepper water. Watllo Is from wiffel. a word of Teu tonic origin , meaning honeycomb , Hominy Is from anhuinlnae , the North American word for parched corn. Succotash Is a dish borrowed from the XaiT.itranselt Indians and called by them m'slckquatUftb. Btanc-niangc mcaiH literally whltt food ; hence chocolate blanc-mangc U something of a misnomer. Pliarlotti- a corruption of the old English word Charlyt , which means u dUb of custard , and charlotte russe If u Russian charlotte. GROWING FASTER THAN EVER , The Mormon Church mid lt I'ollcy of Colonization. The Mormon Church Is growing fast er to-day than ever before In Its his tory. It U building more churches , planting more settlements , maintain- I ilug more missionaries all over the | earth. The general public appears to know nothing of It except polygamy. And polygamy Is only the ornamental buckle on It.s shoe. Behind that Is the sturdy body and enterprising brain of a great materialism , which possesses aUnictioiis far more potent than a plurality of wives. Whatever niys- terles may bo embalmed within the exclusive precincts of Mormon temples there Is nothing occult about their method of gaining converts and making those convwta prosixirotis and con tented. The Mormon policy Is colonization. The Mormon method Is co-operation. Fifty years of expanding prosperity have shown that this Is a winning com bination. Tliere Is no reason to sup pose that H will appeal less effectively lu the future than In the past. On the contrary , present economic tendencies more urgently favor emigration and co operative Industry than those of twen ty-live or llfty years ago. Where the missionaries of other churches speak chiefly of security iu the life to come Mormon missionaries add their pre scription for security here and now. The missionary who holds out the hope of "threo square meals a day" In this world has a striking advantage over his rival who deals only In the hopes of futurity. The great social and economic facts which nlono give the Mormon religion a habitation and a name and enable it to survive the o-ssaults of Congresses , presidents and all the churches of the land have been overlooked. The truth Is that the Mormon church Is a great plan of co-operative settlement , to which thousands of people have fled as to a rock ott refuge. Those who ask tills church for bread do not get a stone. They got an Irrigated farm. They get a nhrewd but kindly assist ance of able rneii In making their way from servitude to self-employment and landed proprietorship. All the church asks In return Is obedience Harper's Weekly. An Overworlcod Cout. A number of years ago an order pro viding for a change in the full-dress coat burst like a bombshell upon tlio young ollicers of the United States steamship Alert , which was to sail within n week for u cruise down the coast. The commanding oflicer , who wsa a stickler for naval regulations , in sisted that the order be obeyed before the vessel loft San Francisco. A stay of several weeks here had depleted the pockets of the steerage officers , and the paymaster would not listen to an ad vance. Seren men needed seven coats nt n collective price of $ : ii ! . A hasty "tarpaulin muster" resulted In a total of less than $75. A happy thought struck a bright young ensign. The coats would be needed only when it was necessary to accompany the cap- tiilu ashore on otllclal visits. And only one oflicer went at a time. Why not buy one coat and have It altered by the ship's tailor each time It was used ? Although the lurgest man weighed al most i.00 pounds and the smallest tip ped the scale * at ISO , the suggestion was gladly adopted. It is said that wlii-ii the Alert returned to San FranCisco - Cisco the full-dresK coat contained moru wains and stitches than a crazy quilt. Los Angeles ( Cul. ) Time * . The Grand Dukt : Made Irish Hull * . The late Grand Duke ot Saxc- Weimar he was affectionately called Serennls- slmus by his Intimates made as many "bulls" as any Celt lu the world. Once wliile on a hunting expedition he saw a forester wliowe face seemed familiar to him. "Are yon not a brother of Chief Inspector specter Schmidt ? " asked the Duke. "I am Chief Inspector Schmidt , " said the man. "Ah , " said Serennisslmus , "that ac counts for tinresemblance. . " Another Unit- the CJrand Duke was waiting at a small railway station In his tiny realm , and ttddrfttixlni ; two llttlu girls playing near the slumi ! box asked : "Wlio IK your father ? " "The station muster. " "How old arc you ? " "I , am r > and my sister , Seronnls- elinus. " "How Is that posMble ? Why , the line has only been opened three years. " Hi : Wan Not un linpostcr. A common "drunk" was up In the police court. When asked what he had to bay he muttered huniethin , ' about be ing an old soldier. "You a coldler ? " said the .fudge , who Is an otlicer of the State militia. "That don't go. " "Try me. " said the old fellow. "Descrlbf the positions" "Heels on a line , toes sixtv degnws Apart , knees straight , but not st'ff ' , body resting well on the hips , little lingers of bauds on seams of trousers Khouldcrn thrown back , head up and eyes straight ahead. " "Attention ! " wild the Judgo. "About face , march ! " "Call the next < -a-e , Mr. Clerk. Cleve land Plain Dealer. l > y ilie KIIII'N Heal. An Inventor In India has constructed an apparatus furcuuklni ; by the heat of the sun. It c < iiiM8t < - nf a box made of wood , and llnctl with reflecting mirrors , at the bottom ( the l > < > \ being a small copper boiler , eovcrcd with glass to retain the heat of the rays concentrated by the mirrors upon the boiler. Two girls stood on tin ; streets to-day with their arm * around each other. ; "A lot of hugging thrown away , " u | luuu said. f Criminal UvM In England the law looks upon ever ? one over the tigo of 7 as fi rcsponsibU being , and every child beyond that at < e can oe prosecuted as a criminal , The same a e Is accepted In Russia and I'orUifc'til. In Franceand Belgium the age Is 8 , In Italy and .Spain It Is 0 ; Norway , Greece , Austria , Denmark and Holland decline to prosecute a child under 10 , and this Is the rule also in some of the Swiss cantons. In Germany the limit of rcsponsibUIfcy lu llxed at 12. The wreck of I ho American ship Colnsa , was found oil Queen Charlotte Island and the fate of her crew Is un known. . . _ Verdict Meant Death. Aldrlch. Mo. , May Ii7.-Four of the best doctors In the vicinity have been In attendance on Mrs. Mollle Moore of this place , who has been suffering , with a very severe case of nervousuesd1 and Kidney Disease. Each of them told her that she would die. Hearing of Dodd's Kidney Pills , she began to use them , and Instantly noi ic ed a change for the better. Her 1m- , provement has been continuoiH slncoj then. She says that the disease lirst | manifested itself by the appearance i of dark spots floating before her eyen. Her nerves were so bad that many times they would collapse completely , ! and she would full down as If shot. The fact that Uodd's Kidney Pills- saved her after four doctors had given her up , has caused no end of talk in this neighborhood , and all arc loud la their praises of this new remedy Dodd's Kidney Pills which is curing : BO many hitherto incurable cases , la this State and elsewhere. A Theory ConcernUK ! History "In order to be great or famous" , said the ambitious youth , "It is not necessary to mingle In the haunts ot pomp or attract the patronage of the great. Look at Diogenes , lie lived his own simple life and made asuccess oflt. " "Yes" , answered the practical per son , "but I doubt if ever we would : have heard a word about Diogenes if Alexander the Great had not stopped one day to pat him on the back. " t Washington Star. DeufnexR Ciinnot be Cured by lonil applications , ns they cannot reach , the diseased portion ol the eur. There Is' ' only one wny to cure Deulnoss. nnd that in by "constitutional remedies. Deafness i& unused by nn ii.llaineJ condition ot tlio mucons lining ut the Kuatuchian Time. When this tube \i \ intlnmed you have c. rumbling sound < r imperfect hearing , and' ' wlit'ii it is entirely closed Denfnuss is the , result and unless the influmution can be taken out mid this tube restored to itz normnl condition , hearing will be destroy ed forever ; nine coses out of ten are caused by catarrh , which is nothing but an in- flan.ed condition o' ' ' the mucous surf'nces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any cii'-e of DentiiC'S ( caused l > y catarrh > that cannot bo cured by Hull's Uatarrh Cure. Send for circulars , free. 1 < \ J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , 0. Sold by Druggists , 75c. Adversity as n Steady Ulrt. Sweet , Indeed , are the uses of adver sity ; but as far as our own experience goes , we lind they cloy rather more , quickly than the general run of sweets. Detroit Journal. T WHY MRS. PINKHAM Is Able to Help Sick Wlica Doctors Fail. How gladly would men fly to wo man's aid did they but understand a. woman's feelings , trials , sensibilities , and peculiar organic disturbances. Tlio.sc things are known only to women , and the aid a man wolild glv ia not at his command. To treat a case properly it is neces sary to know Ml Jibout it , and full , information , mnny times , cannot be fiven by a woman to her family phy r Mlia. (1. U. CllAI'PELL. nlclan. She cannot bring herself to tell everything , and the physician is , at a conatant disadvantage. This ia why , for the pa.st twenty-five years , thousands of women have been con ! fidiutf their troubles to Mrs. Pinkham , and whose advice has brought bappU , ness and health to countless women ia the United HUtes. Mrs. Chappell , of Orant Park , III. , whoso portrait we publish , advises all suffering women to beck Mrs. Pink- ham's advice and use Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound , as thejr cured her of inflammation of the ovaries and womb ; she , therefore , speaks from knowledge , and her experu-m-e ought to give others confidence. Mrs. Pink- tiamVt address is Lynn , Mass. , and her idvice in absolutely frt-e. ELY'S ' CREAM BALM Cures CATARRH. It U placed Into ( tie nuitriip , iprcudi oter tie membrane nd I * ibtorbed. liflicfU im mediate. K U not drying , Joi- not produce ( uttziog , DrnitKlsU , 80 ct . or by will. ELY IWOH..M W ntuSt..V T N.N.U , NO , 669-22 , YORK , NIB. L