v By J. II. CONNI3U-Y. * il , 1TO ( at , | J8-H. hj llulif rt lion 'r' Sunn , f All rlyhli referred ] CllAPTIiJU lV.-Uonlliiiicil. ( ) "Why , motlii'r , 1 liiivt-n't been K < dll- .Ynnthnr. " "Don't tell inul VVmii't .Mm ' tron wiiltliiK for .v P ilii'rt'V Didn't Diumy ma tltvil mid Mumiivvn } . li-nvlnj : ! tinmi' " ' you two tiiK't'ilu-rV Of nl , tbo worlil , it imiM In- , l < lin ( 'nun-roil jnit GO out In the \vmiils to ini'i't ! I > ! ioiild think MIII inixlii 1" " ' > "r1 l"'ille "llout j-oii-iiiul MIII a Miilvi-ll. You know very well there ni'vi'i1 .M'l wns "iiy I ° VI ( I"1 botwi-i-n tinMiilMils inul the Cnnicnuis , even imtiuii : our/orbrnrx in tin1 old coun try. Tlio ( 'iiim-rniis. iinh'i'd ! A stuck- up lot , who think ll isrlvurt lii'ttcr ' tluin anyliod.v t'l-c , liiTiiiiM' llii-y Imvc a dun : twhilr , MS is well known ninont ; wise moil , tin' tiiNt Mnlvi'il vvm a kiu unil an Irish kinc ; mill I'd like to himun.v body show me n Cnnieron thill ever wilt a klnp. I wonder if .vou've fnrKol how John Comcron's fnthcr cot the best of yours in that lawsuit , when we had to pay one liiindred ilnlliir.s fur onr liull jali Wnx his horn into old Cameron's wine ; nnd it iwviM- did necm scim- nor reason nor justice * nor KOdllnexs to me that wo houhl In- held responsible for tin- nut nnd . dlspo-ltions of the dumb beiiNts. " "Don't cook llsb till > ou catch them , mother. " answered I telly , placidly. "You've lieon HWiillowliiK DIIIC of Dan ny's yarns. should think by this time you'd know better than lo believe mi.v- thhiB that boy sayf , except that he's hutipry or don't wniit lo wash himself. " " \Visn't it true thai joii and .liilm Cameron had n nieelln' up on the 'Hack- bone' to-day ? Wasn't he walling there for yon to come nldiigY" "lie was waiting , ccrlnlnly , but hardly B n matter of choice , 1 think , or for me , " replied the uirl , with a little luunli. And then she went on to narrate the Incts ot .lack's mishaps and her share in his rcbcne , without remombcrint , ' , how ever , anything about the shoutinc , all traces of which she. had , on her way liomc , taken care to hide from casual ob servation. While wht was It-Hint ; the stor ; , her mother and Mary Klder kept up n rnniiiiiK communtary of e.\clama- tions : "Law's snkesl" "Did yon ever ! " "Jf tlinl don't beat all ! " Danny , being hungry , hnd belter use ( or his mouth than talking with ll , tint In the knowing urins and leers with which he favored Hetty , he sorely tempted her to box his cars. The cirl's vivid recital of .lohn Cam eron's peril ciulte won her mother's sym jiathetlc interest , for Mrs. Mulveil was at heart u kind , well-meaning woman , wishing ill to none , even to a Cameron , to IOIIK ( IN the old faction KrnilKc did not Lappcn to be stirred up. Hut the Htor.v bad a keener interest for Mary Hitler , who , beliiK a cleai-slKhted girl , saw what the widow did not peiceive , or even bus- nect. Soon after supper , Danny In Ids cits- toninry state of rebellion mill angry ills flint with the familiar assurance that It would lu > haril enough to get him up In the morning , even it lie went now , was driven off to his hetl in the loft. , ' .riu-n thu three \vumeii , abi\idoned \ | themselves to the ecstatic deligh ofan. . iintraninicleil conversational revel over the subject of dress. , Mury.-lSldor was , i fckilllnl dressmaker , who inailc , or , at ( least , cut anil llUcil , tno bent gowns of 'half ' the wcll-lo-tlo women In th.it pint of tincountry. . The Wholc-'ycar 'rounll * he WHS in tleinatitl , ami Mire of enthusi astic welcome at any one of lifty farm houses. All the latest fashions Uiiovvn in I'ittshurg she could he ilopemletl unii | ) for supplying , ami she wan a treasiirc- house of KnowleilKe coneerninn all the new things the most stylish women In the county hail or contemplated having. Anil she was prudent withal. Kvcry wardrobe or indivldinil Kiirment reported by her was presented In il.s best light. A thing "turned" or "iiiiidt ; over" to look .like now , from her point of view , was new. Hlie betrayed no secrets. It was not necessary that she should do so to make her news interesting or establish her position as an authority. At length , .Mrs. Mulveil , having yawn- , CM ! until her jaws cracked , declared she could sit up no longer , and went oil' to bed. Hetty "covered" the big tire In the irrutu by pillni : upon It Inrjic ( jnantity of the finely broken coal eallrd "slack , " which melts Into n crust during the night , nnd at the lirst touch of the matutinal early poker bursts into a mass of ro.irins ; llame. Then she and Mar.v nil down to gether before the lircplaee , in the half- light c.ist from between the lower bars of the grate , and , with their arms , nltuut each other , talked In low tones. "You told me something you did rrot tell your mother , dear , " mild Mary , draw * Ing her jonnger friend close to her. "Why , no ! How , o ? What ? " "That vim were. In love with .Tnlm Cameron. " "Why , Mary ! How you do talk ! " "Oh , don't try to dun } it to me , dear. I'm enough older than you to read the Igns. Yon can't heln .teUijitr. your love or Jetting it tell itself. Your voice would make it known if .von were only talking about the weather ; and if you are silent , jour happy u.u'i will laugh it out to the world ; and If you shut them tight , the flame In your checks will tell the story , ns it does now. " "That Is only the red firelight. " " ( Jed grant the. lire that light comes from may never die down in ashes. " "Oh , Mary ! How yon say that ? " "I have reason to , for I know better than yon do jet what love is ; how happy w how wretched one may bo-made by it. " Hetty shuddered , " and for a few min utes both were idlent , looking at lite tire , one seeing in It the past , the other the future. On thp surface of the melting iuasn of rich bltiiininons coal near the front- where It'was thinnest piled nnd most readily acted upon by the Ihirce heat be neath glossy , jet-black fan bubbles formed - ed continuously , slowly swellins larger and larger each in its turn suddenly bursting Into n bright but generally only momentary bla/e. Sometimes the llame would ealch the gas rising in slender columns of dark smoke from where the "slack" lay thickest , and for an instant produce an cll'crt like a diminutive dis- pla.v of "heal lightning. " Again it would persist fur a loimcr lime , as min-h as a minute or two. In a long , slender , tongue of hissing , golden light. No two bub bles acted exactly alike , either in forma tion or transformation. And a prell.\ picture thoie lilful illuminations made ot the homclj hut chec'-ful kitchen interior , every detail of \\l , , , i was brought out li ) them in most vivid relief. The bright titcnsjls of tin and copper shone like burnished silver and gold ; the old dark oak ( able took on a mahogany color ; the full moon-face on the dial of ( lie old- fashioued tall dock assumed an cxprcs clou of intelligent consciousness ; weird shadow.s danced among slilngs of bril liant sei'rlet peppers pendant from Hit : celling ; and even the blue mandarin , with Its blue suite , crossing a bine hritlm- from a blue forest to a blue pauoda. on the great dishes reposed on the shelves was brought out clearly en evidi nee and look ed pretty rather than picposierous. Hut these were nof the sights that Hotly and Mary saw. The lire elemenlals' magic wrought other pictures for them. ' At length the seamstress rcMimcd , speaking in a low , sad voice , hardl.v louder than a murmur in a minor key : "You don't know bow much older than yon I am , dear , both in years and in sorrow. Ma.vhc I do not look my age. They say thai tlio e who don't care do not grow old so fasl as those \\lio do , and 1 guess that must be so. 1' don't care. I have nothing left to care for. Hill 1 have had m.v romance , and buried It before yon were put Into long frocks. It was in I'itlsbnrg , where 1 went when I was onlj a slip of a girl to learn dress making , and where 1 lived as you know , a good many years. Well , I was engag ed to be married there to a joiiiig man named Grant ( Juthrie. He was a ma chinist , and I can't tell you bow hand some and good be was and how dear to me. And he Invcil me , too. Yes , 1 am sure he did -in a man's way , though. He was all I thought of or cared for , and , having him , would not hare been con scious that 1 desired anything else. Hut , besides me , he loved glory and bis conn try , and he had ambition to make a name for himself and fortune ; so nothing would do for him hut he must enlist in Ihc ar my and go away to Mexico. " She stopped speaking for a few min utes , When Hlie went on again , her , voice trembled , and .a sudden tlare ol * tin-light showed that tears weio standing in her eyes. She continued : "He was going to become a colonel , per Imps a general. Then he woltld rot urn home a hero , marry me and go to Con gress and lie a gieat man. The one tiling lie never thought of was that lie might not live to come haek--and he never did ! He was shot down by Mexicans in one of Vhe Hi-Hi bailies , and only lived long enough to gl've a comrade his dying mes- sjigc to me ; and lie is buried far away li | it land 1 shall never see. " 1 Her voice broke , and she wept without an elfort at constraint. Hetty embraced her , kissed her brow , patted her shoul- ier as one soothes a sorrowing child , and murmured , caressingly : "There , llierej dear ! Don't take on so , don't * Maybe It Is all for the best. " "Yen , " riuhhcd 'Mar.v , doubtfully ; "thai isvhal Ihc minister SH.VS that 'all Is for the best1 but 1 can hardly nmke up my fnlnd that lie is light. " "And don't yon believe then * will ever come a time when you will be with him again ? " "Not In this world , anyway ; and this is all we reajly know Anything about. " "Hut 1 think 1 should tr.v to hope so , if 1 wcn > joii. " "So I do ; so I do. Hut , oh , It is so hard to believe in the light of another world that sends no ray into the gloom of this ! There , there ! Don't let us talk an.v more about in ) old story. Hur.v It in jour heart , as. 1 do In mine ; only , if joii ever recall it , let it be tovnni jon not to hope for too much happiness from love. And now , dear , tell me about yourself. Docs John lo\e yonV" "Oh , he has never said a word of love to me. Indeed , we hardly ever spoke be fore to-day. 1 suppose that miserable old quarrel between the Canierons and the Mulveils kept him from seeing me. " "Hut not you from seeing him ? " "N-no. 1' looked at him omctimes ; enough to know him by sight , anj way. " Mary smiled nt the naivete of the ad mission. "Hut , now that he lias seen joii , how does he look at you ? As if he loved jouV" " 1 hardly know , " answered Hetly , with a little embarrassed laugh. "You sec , I have no ex-perience to judge bj ; but I I thlnk-jes. " "Then I guess he does. The heart does not need experience to read that look. It is true that hpmc men can He with'their eyes , as others can with their tongues , but 1 do not think .lohn Cam eron is one of that sort. No , lie is of good , honest , manly stock. And I can speak impartial ! ) about that , for , you know , ni ) family is mixed up with both the dimerous and the Mulveils. " "Hul more to the Canierons. You would likc | up for them lirst. " "Why ! Yon savage little partisan ! I believe you are dispo ed to lind fault with me for speaking well of a Cameron ! " "Oh , no , no. Indeed ! I am for one Cameron against the world. " CHAl'THU V. The tax for keeping the public roadn In repair \\as , in tho.se days , payable either In money or labor , and the bitter method was generally preferred in the ag ricultural districts. Tills fact { van , how ever , by no means attributable to in ability of the farmera to pay cash , or because they bad a prejudice atalust parting with thr-lr silver. "ItotnMax Days" had come to be popularly regard ed a * exciting e\i < nts. They brought neighbors together on week days , when political discussions , exchanges of rumors supposed to lie news , good-natured per sonal banter and occasional horse trades could be Indulged in with propriety. The legal hours of labor were "from sun-up to sun-down. " ll was only about a fortnight after .lohn Cameron's adventure on the "Hack- boiie" that "Uoad-tax Day" came around in I lie township of Kldcr , and called forth , as usual , the entile able-bodied male population. Hy da > break , they commenced arriving at the great white- oak , on the township line , \\bich was thu rendex.vous appointed bv the roadnmstcr. A sort of lack understanding , born of habit , prevailed , as to the implements anil tools each man should bring to ( lie work , so that all vveie amp ! ) provided wkh axes , shovels , pick-axes , cniil-liooks , handspikes and lines. Some came with lenins and plows or bob sleds , to run drainage furrows at Ihi sides of the road or drag heavy weights. The lirst coiners assumed the right to banter later arrivals upon their tardi ness , and man ) a sharpl ) rude jest was gi'iid-tiiiturcdly taken and replied to by a keen rejoinder , until , limill ) , the List comei , rt joiing fellow who had but re- cenily been married , was made the sub ject for .so lively a general attack as over whelmed him and made him Milieu for a time , his wit being no match for the as sembled tovMisliip. With few exceptions , the people in that part of Washington County then were of Scoldi-lVlsh ex traction , and their humor was of the dry , lilting , l ) sort peculiar to thai breed of jokers ; keenly ell'eciive as uttered , but almost Impossible of even approximately fair reproduction in cold tjpe. Words of Innocently simple pin-port were convert ed into hailicd and envenomed darts of meaning by an arch look , a suggestive in tonation or. oflener .vet , Iiy their covert allusion lo some purely personal matter which had become popular knowledge. Soon all were busy at work. The echoes were stjrrcd by the ringing sounds of a.x strokes and the shouts of the driv ers to their horses. Young squirrels , high U ] ) in the oak and hickory tiees , yelped inquiries to their elders an to what they thought of the strange proceedings going on away below ; and the wise ones barked back that , strange as it was true , no pres ent harm to the squirrel race was threat ened. Inquisitive crows , having thor oughly satisfied themselves , by sharp ob servation from a safe distance , that there were no gnus near at hand , came impu dently close , perched over the merry makers' heads and cawed down their criticisms upon what was going on. The horde of dogs accompanying their mas ters , having formally opened the cere monies , in conformity with ancient cus tom , with a promiscuous free light , came to an amicable understanding with one iinothif , and , joining forces in pursuit of minks , rabbit * and chipmunks , made the forest ring with their hunting choruses. At noon the men siiipeiiilcd their work , and the duxs teniftoi-aril.v abandoned their bootless hunting. Kadi man had brought his dinner tvilh him. and in a sunn ) spot , well sheltered from the wind , they all sat down near together to eat tui dial. The entente cordiale among the dogs was violent I ) ruptured in their cau'cr rivalry for the lirst bones thrown them , but re established upon their general recognition that their masters were leaving to them much more food than they could devour. After quickly finishing their meal , the .vounger men , to kill time during the re maining portion of ( lie dinner hour , enter ed into a series of 'competitive contest * of strength and skill , "pulling" a heavy stone , "tossing the duller. " jumping and throwing stones at a mark. In each of these exeicises the competitors graduall ) but surely dropped out until but two were left , John Cameron and Unfits ( ioldie , between whom there was a sliong feeling ot rivalry that spurred them to efforts far be.vond thpse of their fellows. U was mil simply personal but rather the concentration to two foeul points of the antagonism long existent between those opposing factious , the Canierons and tin * Mulveils. Hj insensible degrees , from the time Ilufiis came lo live in this neighborhood , he and .lohn had grown Into prominence as the ver.\ nearly matched champions of the .voting men who , according to traditional dut ) , were keeping alive the undent grudge of their ancestors. Yet Hnfus was not exactl ) a Mnlveil , but only "related to them. " ills connection was admitted ! ) no closer than that his mother's first husband , who wai a Heaselej she being a Mollridi. had a brother married to a girl who half- brother look one ot the Haker girls to wife , and everybody knew that the Hak- ers were related to the Mulveils from "away back , " though few ymld tdi ex actly how. That was the way in which most of the old women figured out his "distant consulship , " though there were some who claimed to have lound connec tion in another way , through the Clan- c'js-n claim against whit h much could have been , and was , said , without reach ing any certitude. At all events , he was recogni/.ed as a relative and welcomed as an adherent of the Mulveils. Hut he was a "ne'er-do-well , " working prettj faith fully at Sim Mulveil's sawmill or on liln farm , but never , somehow , accumulating anything for himself , not even acquiring possession of a saddle hor.se. It was whispered that he gambled. Of course he was expected to ha\e vices , for it was well known that he worked in 1'itlsbnrg several months before coming out tt Washington County to live , live jears ago , and the contamination of city lift was ocyooo question , nvery one nau it admit , however , that he was a good-look Ing young fellow , lacking In the opei frankness of countenance that character Ized ilohn Cameron , but with a line ath letlc figure , regular fen lines and a bund some head of .straight hair , black as coal Knrb of ( Joldio's feats In the athletic contest was loudly applauded by the Mill veils , and each time he was defeated bv , John , the Canierons shouted for joy am triumph over their neighbors. Prom thes indicative manifestations of feeling , pro giess was easy to the utterance of taunt and iusinnaltvl threats. ' Several ot the older men present mindful of the premises given two .vear before by the recognized heads of 111 factious , when Squire McCalinout brought about a formal agreement of peace between them , Interfered to pre vent the fight t'ut seemed imminent and for which abundant precedent had been established on other "Koad-tax D&.VB. " Their endeavors , at least , caused the hot headed youngsters to heoltate , and fortu nately an incident occurred which divert ed their nliontlon a'n'd averted the threat ened danger , by restoring general good humor. Danny Mulveil and the mall rider Mid- den ! ) canto dnshlug down the rend tiding furiously and howling like Couiandus , "The imp , " whose saddle was sitnplj a sheepskin , was mounted upon a bright bay two j ear-old with a bla/.cd fact that everybody recognl/.ed at a glance a t'le ' property of minister Mcl.cod. The muii rider a boy only two or three jears old j cr than Danny rode a good horse , wl'h' ' which he had , in a succession of semiweekly - weekly races , repented ! ) beaten evci ) an imal in the Mulveil stablesor , at least , lltosi' to which the imp had accettii. Hut Danny , who was not the sort of bo > w li-i could be ever bo elTectuallj downed that he would sla.v downed , had to-tlaj stolen from ( lie pasture the minister's blontled colt , the joy of that good man's hen it ami the pride of bis life , anil wus tleier mined to "ride him for all there is in him. " { To be continued. ) Hulls. Tito cxtrnonlltinry fn.sliloii of the ruff ciiiiu' Into vojiitt * In the ri'lgn ot Quocii Mllxubulh. Tin * ruff wn * . an i uoriiictis lluted follnr , which , gradually rNli < | { from thu front of Iho .shoulders i0 neuc ly ( he lii'lK'ht of tin. ' lu-ud licliinil , oil- circled the wourcr likeu iiiinluis. Tin * sliirchliij , ' of tlu'so rufu wns con .shlercd ( i great art. In l.'CI , ono Mis tress Dltiglmiii YiiiiiliT I'lus.sc cnini' to London , ami followed the profession of n slnrcliL-r of mil's. In which she gre.i'ly excelled. She wns thelirst who pub Holy ( might llu art , for \vlilrh HIT charge wus font1 of llvi1 pounds per pu pil , mill inn * pound i\tra lor teaching hoto nmke the slurch. The color of the mil's wns not alwu.vs wliltf , as wi1 should like tin in wore the ) tti bo fiislibiiiiildL' now , lint varied ar cording to tasic white , roil , blue , or purple. Stuldis speaks of 'these art at mil's or uekercliers , nunli1 of liollmxlc , lawne , cambric , ami such cloth , so tlell- cati > thai ( hi' greatest thread in them shall not bo so big as the least hair that j is. " Kuffs were also inado of liroatl folds of the Hill-si luce , which was sometimes ! thickly overlaiml ami clocked with gold devices. Some of these works of art i wore worth as much as two hundred | pounds. The ruff befame unfashionable In consequence of Its being worn on the gallows by Mrs. Turner , who was haugeil for the murder of Sir Thomas Overbury. A Human Hiss Cowed the Mini. At Cape Town a lion tamer was goIng - Ing through a porformmice In a cage with a full grown Him lately caught , j Suddenly it was seen that the brute i was pulling the trainer through his ! paces Hither than being put through It- { elf. Softly , crouching and creeping , | ho big cat edged itself between the , Imroughly unnerved man and the door f the den , fixing its victim witli two oiling yellow orbs of Hamlng ferocity ml sawing the empty air with Its tuft- tl tall as It crouched preparatory to pringing. Many men among the audl- iice , used to the ways of wild beasts , aw and comprehended , but only ouo nan possessed the knowledge and the irt'seiice of mind to avert the appar- ullv Inevitable. Pursing up Ills lips as bough lu > were going to whistle , ho quitted a hoarse , low. rasping hiss , 'be beast heard and understood , for he sound made by ( lie giant constrictor vlieu Us huge body is celled for the brow that never misses , that never re- I axes and that no beast of the Held is , Irong enough lo withstand. Agabi and I et again the raucous sound rasped the silliness , and the angry brute drew iack Its head , Its great eyes grow small mil dull , the hackles rose and stiffened in its back , ami it cowered , whining , in Hie Hour of the cage. Tht'.v Counted 'HniicHtl.v. Home years ago a IUIIHC missionary' mil been pleaching on an island whoso ! > rluclpal product is the clum. One day lie received an unexpected compli ment as to the thoroughness of his spirit mi I work. The good man was working In Ids shirt-sleeves on a new church. A stout sea-captain hailed him : "Are you tin * minister beruV" "Yes , sir. " "Well , I've got ten dollars for you.1 " "Kor the church ? " "No. for yourself. I like your way of tloiug tilings here. I've come to this Island for clams a good many years , and always found them a thousand or liftein hundred short when 1 got home. It will pay me to have you keep preach ing ductrlnos which make people count their clams honestly. " lOxplii-it Diced it.us. Two bicyclists , reaching a straugo Ixmg Island town , decided to dike the train home. They stopped , says the N'o\v York Sun. to ask a colored woman the way to the railroad .station. "We are straiif.ors , " they said. "Will 'you ' kindly direct us to the station' ; " agolii' right on till yo' comes lo do cor- , npr wba de ole po.stolllcu used ter lie , deu tu'n to yo' lef. ' an' yo'll go right to tie station. " As they rode off .she beamed with pride , they with amusement : ami al- thougb they found the station they have yet to discover the "corner wha do ole post-olllce used ter be. " There was a momentary pause in the conversation at the live-o'clock tea. The voice of a huckster hi tlu > street outside broke In upon the silence. "Ap-puls ! Ap-puls ! " he yelled. "A\\- r'uges ! And lemons ! ( .ira-a-ape ! Frerfb fruit ! Fresh ! " "Up seems to bo putting on the loud peddle , " remarked ouo of the guests. Yet they w y live-o'clock teas are stupid affairs ! It Is far more honorable to black boots than It Is to black characters. Is it not true ? Women suffer , feel the very life crushed out of them , grow old before their time. Each morning wake up determined to do so much before the day ends , and yet Before the morning is very old the dreadful BACKACHE attacks them , the brave spirit sinks hack in affright ; no matter how hard they struggle , the "clutch" is upon them and they fall upon the couch crying : " Why should I suffer so ? What can I do ? " The answer is ready , your cry has been heard , and a woman is able to restore you to health and happiness. Backache is only a symptom of more fatal trouble heed its warning in time. liydia E. 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TVlieii a medicine has been successful in restoring to health more than a million women , you cannot well say , without trying it , "I do not believe it will help me. " If you are ill , don't hesitate to get bottle of Lydia K. IMiikliam'.s Vcgctahlo T Coinpound at once , and write Mrs. Pinkham , Ijyiin , Mass. , for special advice it is free. Owing to thr fact that joine skeptical people have from time to time questioned . _ - . . _ _ thene'iumeneEsof the testimonial letters tve are constantly publishing , we have deposited with the National City IJanU , ol Lynn , Mass. , fs.ooo , which v.il ! be paid to an/ person who can show that the above testimouial is not genuine , or was pulished before obtaining the nriter's special permission. LYDIA fi. PINKIIAM MEDICINE Co. Til * * Ilimiiirtl Dot ; . Indignant Ike "Dut cur o' yiutrn bit me , lady. Wet ye enin' to do 'bout it ? " Housewife "Ob , T shan't do any thing lor him , hut ) ust let him die. We were going to poison him any way. " Chicago News. Pen-Held Is that a good book of his ? Merrill It must he. His friends won't believe he wrote It. .lurlge. St'liixilliiiy Wisdom. A question In an examination pa per was , " \VIUt ) is the dillerenee be tween an optimist and a pessimist : " ' The answer of a sixth form boy was , "An optimist looks after your eyes and a pessimist after your feet. Lon don News. MM Window * * SoOTHINO HVIU'I * for ehllilun IrrllilriK , auftfiix Iho KUIIIH. iciliu'en InllaiiiAtl.iii llayn ( mill , mix lml cnlli9S < > lioltlr SlliMK'tili ; Co III pin I lit * , Servant "Please , intim , the board ers complained that the steak \\as touuli this morning. " Mrs. Slimdiet "Too bad Give them liver tomorrow. " Servant "And they want maple syrup lor their middle cakes " Mis. Slimdiet "Omit the Middle C'lUes. " CUHtS V . . _ llcut ( 'oiivli Syrup. In 11 mo. Solil bv drn N.N.U , NO 66-821. YORK , NIB- I'ropiT iiioiiKli mill Onllit KoKllsli. AVickh'f "Hcastlv neather , isn'tit. 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