w Custer County Republican D.M. AMBItlCltKY , IMItor mill IMibllrilicr HUOKICN Bow , NKIMASKA The antl-clgareUo forces show no disposition - * position to Biiioko the pipe of peace. The country's birth rate is Increasing. AH n kind of national baby show It Is all right Tlie tin can trust might begin busi ness by canning n few of thee Jokes about itself. Infernal machine. ' ) should not be used In courting. rlt , IB bad enough that blowings up Jake place after marriage. About the only use of the pick Eng land encourages In that Isthmian canal proposition Is to pick Haws in the prop osition. There is this resemblance between loaded trolley and a man that wny. Bach always seems to have room for one inoro. Russell Sage doesn't like the wny In which Andrew Carnegie spends his money. It sets n spendthrift example to other millionaires. Th statistics of crime in Chiesgo re- real the fact tbnt $7,200 worth of um brellas wore fitoU-n In that city Inst jonr. The humorists arc t Indicated. "Tho prime secret of my success , " nj-8 Mr. Schwab , "is loving my work. " Watch the man who is always kicking about his work. He rarely gets $1- 000,000 n yonr. As France has ordered thirty-live new warships , she clearly purposes doing something with her mysterious accumu lations of coal. For once ft French political secret has been well kept. The ordinary woman may love her husband Just as much as Queen Wll- helmlna loves hers , but she hasn't the fcappy privilege of naming an ironclad ftftcr him , OB the Queen of the Nether lands has done. The Spartan stolhliicss of the Amcr- kan people is shown In tlie fact that Bet n single agonized wall has come from them since Waldorf Astor an nounced that his book should not be published or sold In this beastly conn- "try. The fact that corsets for men arc be- tng extensively manufactured In Franco was brought out In a recent trial be tween two partners of a corset llrm In that country. The evidence showed that 18,000 corsets were made annually ( or Frenchmen and li.OOO for UiiKllsh- men. Those shipped to England are worn It Is said , principally by army fllccrs. L It is queer that so many persons are swindled by JjnnUo stcerurs and conll- dunce men. Kverybody knows who ever goes to the theater that the bunko teorcr Invariably slinks around witli bis elbows thrust out , Ills shoulders tlcvatc'd and his chin aspiring , while the conlldcnce man Is distinguishable by hl predilection for cigarettes and plug hats , and his ponclmnt for evenIng - Ing dress In the early forenoon. U was once stated by an eminent nut- vrullst that If three varieties of dogs- bulldog , greyhound and common yellow cur were placed on a desert Island and left to themselves , after a certain num ber of years the canine population of that Island would be all yellow dog , because that Is the nearest to the orig inal tame wolf. It Is exactly the same with the human race. The common , "yellow dog" mongrel specimen , mix ing half a dozen types in lilii one body , Is the typo to which all the others re- Tcrt under unfavorable conditions. It used to be that the divorce court was the place of hist resort when wmlded life was nn lunger tolerable , and even when sought under such con ditions divorced persons felt some deli cacy about their domestic infollclies and forbore for a period to parade themselves In society. Now , however , there Is no longer any suggestion of moral 111 in the breaking of .sacred vows of wedlock , and.divorce lias come to be bo common an occurrence that the Institution of marriage mom and more takes on the appearance of a pro bationary contract. i What power will Interfere to save the Kusshin people from the brutality of the Uusslan government ? \Vlillo Dial nation Is posing us u pacluVntnr In China and annexing large sections of that empire as the price of UK etl'urts to restore older. It Is treating its own people ple with barbaiily that shocks the world. Tlie raid of the St. Peterslnirg police on the bludonts who were i-olo- bratlng the anniversary of the emanci pation of the serfs furnished an aston- iKiilng exhibition of barbarism. The abolition of serfdom forty years ago 1ms had little ell'ect In making Hits- blans in authority le.vs tyrannical. Tim recent exhibitions of ruthlessness In Kleff and In St. Petersburg afford cor roborating evidence of the possibility of the truth of the dreadful stork's of Itusfiinn barbarities in the Chinese em pire , which it was hoped would prove Jo bo false or grossly exaggerated. Thf > other day the i'ii hler of a Penn- lylvanla bank discovered that itemorse IH the most awful and relent less avenger that ever camped on ilic trail of a guilty man. He was a thief , llo robbed his bank f s-o.OOO In small uiiinutits. When a iuun steals It IK ten rlumvc , to one that he will suiter u general moral break down. It Is easier to commit half n dozen crimes than the llrt one. Tin tlrht step finds the feet halting. After that life generally becomes a toboggan slide for the thief. So the thief ac cepted the offer of his son to shoulder the burden of crime. The young man did all things necessary to make it ap pear that he had stolen the money , and then left the city. Imagine the condi tion of that father's mind. He had to accept sympathy , to hear his boy de nounced as a rascal. Ue read In the papers of the young man who had gone wrong , nnd every word was like a blow In the face , wh'le ' night and day Con science said : "Von did It. " "You are a thief , liufl , what Is worse , a coward. " That sort of tiling makes men old. It turns the hair gray ; It mpJjes nerves quiver ; It Invites paralysis ; It makes life one long siege of hell. Then came the real courage , for the culprit went to tlie pio-stdent of the bank and clear ed Ids son. Ho was almost happy In his own disgrace , for at last he was honest with himself. A prison will probably have few terrors for that man. llo deserves punishment. There are few mitigating circumstances In his rn o. but the mental torture he lias suffered will do more to make him an honest man than years In a lonely cell possibly cnn. The usual commonplace homilies on the "blessings of poverty" by those who are struggling strenuously to get away from the "blessings" are of little interest to the public mind. The only person who la competent to dissertate upon the "advantages" of poverty Is he who has turned those advantages n to a large accumulation of Industrial stocks or the coin of tlie republic. The man who has something to show for an early Investment lu penury Is assured of respectful attention , especially If te Is suddenly Hashed before the pub lic eyes as the head of a colossal steel trust. When Charles M. Schwab , Pres ident of the United Stales Steel Cor poration , tells us how early poverty Is essential to success and how little ho could have accomplished without It the young man with nothing but brains and brawn and good health pricks up hlu cars and takes a fresh start. He begins to realize that there may be something in the "poverty argument" after all , notwithstanding Its temporary discomforts and Inconveniences. And the rich man's son begins to wonder how lie can overcome the obstacles of Inherited wealth. Commenting on early poverty as an aid to his own success , the great steel employe says ; "The rich man's HOU enters life's race with a handicap. Not only ( lie handicap which a fortune Is , because It deprives him of the necessity to progress and expand , but tin ; handicap of never be ing able to appreciate what he has. For everything lu life that U worth while IB ten times moro worth whllo when wo climb for It The tlrst great blessing In my life was being born poor. The fundamental principle * that founded my character were the les sons wrung out of early hardships and privations and Holl'-denlals. I would not give up the experience of a boyhood barren of luxuries and paved with ob stacles for any amount of money. It would bn like pulling the foundation out of a building. " It would bo Idle to deny the force of such testimony as this. The average boy Is prone to take these scrmous upou the beauties and latencies of poverty cum grano sails. Tim example of Mr. Schwab hug boon multiplied so numerously In thU coun try , however , that the young man does not need to listen to sermoulr.erbi. llo has but to look about him to see hun dreds of Schwabs somewhat linver In the llnaiH-lai scale , It U true lu his own town. It reiiulres no profound study of analysis of human nature to discover the cause of the Impelling , power of poverty. Want and desire I are the stimulus to endeavor , it takes an extraordinary man to accomplish j ' I anything If alt his wants are antici pated and provided for. The hardships , Inconveniences , discomforts and em barrassments of poverty stir a young man to action. Ills desire to possess tliu things of which ho has been de prived by the accident of Indigent par- outage Illls him with energy and deter mination , and hence poverty becomes J the foundation of succosh. Fortunate Indeed Is the young man who Is dowered - i orod with "magnltlcent poverty. " He | miiy become a Charles M. Schwab. | A Family ot I'lo-IOniorH. I ! Aery busy woman Is Mra. John ' Walters , of Blair County , Pcnnsylva- niu , who has every reason to bellevo i that she Itolds the plo-baking record. I at least In her State. | For tint your ending Doc. 1 Mrs. Wnl tors baked S , : > 0. { pies for various de- lions , which wore disused of mainly by her husband and seven sons. In .Inly she hroko the monthly record - I ord with a total of ft pies , forced to J this unusual exertion by the fact that suvoral farm hands had boon added to : the harvesting ferro In an amusing rak-ulation It IK de veloped that Mrs. Walters' pies , If t nt all in a string , would rom-h thirteen miles and a half. If put one on top of the other , they would be 1500 feet higher than tlie IlnVl Tower. If put a slop apart they would roaeh 411 .V10 mllon , and a man would tra'np on a pie at every stop Mr. 'Wallers Is (15 ( years old , and Is apparently none the worse for his pie diet. Ho' llguroM on tl'uvo plos a day. and thinks that on this basis ho lias t.'l.tSOO pies since his marriage. Pulilio Hitbs ill Knglaml. The tlrst public bath In Hngland for hot bathing purposes was opened in D17I ) . Dry goods clerks have a contempt for any man who buys his wllVa clothes. PUOS WAS A GOOD WATCH DOQ. Oven Her Muster Wn Uunlilc to Ilrenk 1'iittt Her Olliirit. "Talk nbont your watchdogs , " nald in acquaintance of nilitu. "Say , I've ? ot n rat that will beat 'um all holler , jiid It'u only a Kitten , too. " 1 \\iMit liomu after tlie city govern ment meeting was over the other night tml I'uui.il the house dark and louked up. My wife was down to the club , HO I out with my latchkey and fumbled around the keyhole. "Tlio key went in all right , and I wtu laughing to myself when nil at once the confounded key broke off. Sea there , " and he held up as evidence the broken key. "Well , I went around ; and found ona of the windows unfastened , shoved it up and started to climb In. when gee whiz ! I heard such a gmwllngl It waa my kitten. I called to him 'Kitty , kitty , kitty , " but It was no use. Ho didn't know me , and kept right on growling , once In a while letting out a vicious spit. "Well , I climbed up nml got my head nnd shoulders Inside , when Unit cat gave a spring and landed plumb on iny head. Ills claws stuck Into my hat , and both headgear and hat fell to the floor , while I fell on the snow outside. You ROC , I wasn't prepared , and It came as u surprise to me. "When I recovered everything was quiet inside , and I thought I would make another attempt As soon as 1 approached the window that growling and spitting began again. "I shooed at him and said seatl Hut he held his ground and growled back , "Then I tried to scare him by Imitafc ing a dog. 1 growled and barked to 'beat the band , ' and he growled and mewed and spit back * until we made such a noise : i lodger in the next house shoved up his window mid hollered 'Shut up I' " 'Shut up yourself , ' said I. " 'Go 'way from that house , ' said he 'I live here , ' said I. " 'Then go Inside and keep still , ' said he , and lie closed the window with a bang. "Then I tried to get in again , but th cat heard me and still confrouted me. Will you believe me ? I had to stay out side there nnd wait half mi hour longci In the cold until my wife came home. " 'Why , what are you doing out her * without any hat on ? What's the matter tor ? " said she. "I explained while we were going la and what do you think ? When that cat saw us coming In the proper waj he came up and rubbed himself against us , purring as nice aa could be.- Watertown ( Me. ) Mall. The Oiliest I'fttcnt. The Question us to the holder of tb < oldest patent In this country Imi brought out from the heirs of .losopk JenckH some facts which tend to show that ho wns the tlrst Inventor In thli country. Patents granted from tin j sovereign power of England for land I water and other privileges were no uncommon lu early colonial times Joseph JenekN , of Lynn , Mass. , a ntim her of years previous to receiving 1 patent for an Invention of a scythe had iM'en granted one for "an applies tlon of water power to mills. " Biographical notes state that Mr Jencks Introduced to the Massaohu setts colony the Idea ( if patenting lu ventlons , and that he might protect nnd Introduce bis Ideas seem ? to him been his reason for coming to the nevi country. The grass scythe patented in 10512 was perhaps the most valuabl of his Inventions. The Improvcmen over the old English scytiie , with it short , thick blade , like n bush scythe consisted In lengthening the bladt making It thinner and welding t niiuaru bar on the back and strength enlng It. To-day this scythe , practi cally unchanged , Is used In Europe and America. The patent was wlthhoU from Mr. Jencks for nine years , as I wiw thought to be too valuable to Iw monopolized. Hartford Courant. What I''iiif > r Nails Show. Thut the mental condition of a purse sull'urlng from some physical allmeii may be judged from MID condition o his linger nails was recently shown b , Dr. Marco , an Italian physician , wh has for sumo time IHUMI making hives , t ( gallons In this direction. Accordlnt tn him , a patient whose nulls are no iulie | .smooth , but contain many fin rows. Is subject to acute discuses , sine It Is the Inability to tiike adomiat nnurlshim-nt , caused by such diseases which makes the nails defective. II also maintains that a series of groovi. will bo found in Hie mills of those pe sous who are mentally unbalance ) and e.speolallj of those who are peri odically allllcted by some form of men lal disturbance , and that from a sim ple examination of the nails any skilled physician cnn tell how frequent and how violent the mental atat-Us will be. As Dr. Marco has carefully examined the nulls of hundreds of patients and Isldel. . \ Known as a scientist i.f high rank , his novel tloririn > In ivg.ird to the value of nails as indicators < ( . health l naturally attracting wide at jontlnn. lletruycd lloi > oir "I am very much Inclined to suspect that you misled me when you said that you had experience on IMP stage , " re marked the stage manager ' the ; Dashing Daisies' Ilurlo-i.ue Company. "Why , Isn't my work satisfactory ? " Inquired the comedian. "Yes. Hut you took It very good-na turedly wlion the manager said he'd pay you part of your salary now and the rest later. " Washington Star. Don't whistle ; It takes the attention of the people from their own affairs In wondering what tune you are trying to hit. 'J r Poll Tax In The man in Mississippi who docs not > ay a poll tax cannot rote or servo on tirles , and ofllelal returns show 20,371 vhlte citizens have neglected to pay p tula year. This neglect disfran chises them for two years. TO emu : ACOUI IN ONK 'akc Laxative llmiMoQainlne Tablets , All < tnii > glHittrelnml the ; money Kit ( ails tocnrc. J.V. . Grove's slgtiiituroin oneach bor 25o. 'A rmnlly Ticket. Mr. Suburb-"Sco here ! What did you take tip my family commutation ticket fur ? " llallroad Superintendent "That ticket has boon presented to our con ductors by forty dllYcrcntomeu within a month. " Mr. Suburb "Oh , that's all right. They were servant girls. " No aiiirlirt. "Well Kayton , were you successful In Introducing your breakfast food among the Parisians ? " "Far from It. Why those pay Paris- Inns sleep so late that they don't eat any breakfast. " Chicago News. Itrunro of Ointment * fur Cntnrrh tlmt Contain Mercury. nt ineronry will surely destroy theaenioof Miii'll nnd completely' derang'o the whole nymeni when entering It through the niuroua Hiirfnoca. Such articles should never lie UHC > ! except on prescription from reputable phyHlciuns , ns tlie damage they will do IH tenfold to the good yon can pos- Hibly derive Irom thorn. Hall's t/utiirru 'lire , manufactured by P. J. Cheney A Co. Toledo , O. , contains no mercury , and is nlen Internally , netlng ilireetly upon the iloO'l ' nnd in icons surfaces of the system. n buying Hall's Catarrh Cure bo sure you get the commie ; . It is taken internally , md niiidu in Toledo , Ohio , by P. J. Cheney t Co. Testimonials free. Sold by druggists. I'rice 75c. per bottle. Now 1'crll Tor th i Colored Kaon. Dlx "Did you hear of that chap vho proposes to revolutionize. Geor gia ? " llix "No. How is he going to do t ? " Dix "ITe has submitted a proposl- .lon . to the Agricultural Department to raise whlskymelona down there In stead of watermelons. Detroit Free Press. Pronounce It , Slpridur Jousdottlr , V * ' t Kirmarstodum , ' ' " * . Ueykholnsvelt , Bur dust randa my slu , Iceland , Europe. Tills is the address given In an order for Dodd's Kidney Pills received and fllled by the Dodds Medicine Company of Buffalo on April 10. This unique direction means , that to reach the sick people of Iceland , the parcel must travel to New York , then to London , England , then northwest to Greenland , to be landed finally on the lonely Island at the edge of the Arctic Circle , This la a pointed Illustration of how United States goods find their wny to the remotest corners of the earth. America to-day produces better med icines , ns well as better manufactured articles , than any other country in the world , nnd this fact accounts for tlie demand for Dodd's Kidney Pills from erory part of the known universe. Lurtxl Into Overdoing. "The boss raised my pay ; ho said it was because I was so cheerful. " "That was appreciation , truly. " "Yes , but in a month ho cut me down again ; he said I had been ton cheerful. " Chicago Ruuord-11 erald. Un WbuUv'i SOOriUNfl BYRUr for ckllclro ttf , oft iix the win ) * , redtirf * tnflamjtllon pilft , cuivi wind culli * ttta hotllv Iii tlie schedule of a New York bankrupt recently Hied in court it ftp- p-urs that he ows $ UO for beer and 82C for pow rent. CITO IVriwiiiMtUj Cutv < 1 II 10 Uri > t iUy' uv of I > r. Kllnc'n Unt . " rv It * turnr R'odrorl KKKfJ ( Mi'rUtboUiAanillnatUn * 1 > H K. 11. RUM : . l.tiL.Kln ! n ( . . I'hllaJcljilila ) . How to l > Hnppjr Tliongh More and more men as well as wo men are coming to think the belief Is well founded that real marriage is comradeship. Mil ton believed It when he declared that the end of marriage was conversation. To make good com radeship that will last through life both must have Interests that are worthy and permanent , both must have the power of growth , both must huve the love of service , if life is to bo closely II red together. How Three Women Found Relief. While no woman is entirely free from periodical Buffering , it docs not eecm to have been the plan of nature that woman should suffer BO severely. I ydia > 13. Plnklmm's Vegetable Compound is the most thorough female regulator later known to medical science. It relieves the condition which produces so much discomfort and robs menstruation of its terrors. The three letters bore published should encourage every woman who suffers I Aug. 0 , 1808. " DRAB Mns. PIMKUAM : 1 have Buffered since the age of sixteen with painful menstruation. I have been treated for months , and was told that the womb had fallen a little. The doctor says tlmt is now in place nfjaln , but I still have the same pain. I'luaso tell me what to do. " MKB. EMMA. K0RUX , 112 Trautman St. , Brooklyn , K. D. , N.Y. Jan. 10 , 1890. "DitAn Mils. PUWIM.M : After re ceiving your reply to my letter of Aug. 0 I followed your kind advice , nnd am glad to tell you that I have been cured of the severe pain at time of menstruation through the UMS of Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable Com pound , I have taken six bottles of it , felt better after the flrst bottle , nnd after a while had no more pain or womb trouble. " I had doctored from the age of six teen to twcuty-six , and had lost all hope , but your medicine has made me well. " I would like to have you use my testimonial , so that others may BCC , and be inspired with hope , and talc a your medicine. " Mna , EMMA KUKIII. , 11J Trautman St.UrooklyuE. D..N.Y. Teh. 5X > , 1000. " I saw your medicine BO highly recommended I thought ! would write to you for advice , . " My menstruation occurs every two weeks , lasts a week , and is painful. I have been troubled in this way for borne time. I Buffer from siek head ache and backache all the time , appe- If there ie anything about your cus ; advice , write freely to Mrs. Pinlcham. Kurely help you , for no persou. in Ameri ing female ills as she has hail. She women back to health. Her address ii You art- very foolish if you do not ae ! tite poor , sick at stomach every morning , every thing I cat hurte. me , am very weak , thin , and sallow. " 1 have tried * . doctor , hut he did. not seem to do m any good. " MlBB- MAGGIE POLLARD , 310 So. 4th St. , Richmond , Va. April 23 , 1000. "Since receiving your answer to- my letter I have hcen taking your Vegetable Compound , and it has done me more good than any medicine I have ever taken. My menses arc all right now , and appear once a month , and I feel RO innch stronger. I shall always praise your medicine. " Misu- MAQOIE I'OLLAUD , 310 So. 4th St. , Richmond , Va. " I was troubled with female weak * nesslrregular and painful menstrua- at ion , and Icu- corrhoea. The doctor's medicine did mo no good , I hare taken one bottle and a half of your Vegetable Compound , and thanks to your medicinemy pains arugoue. I advise all women suffering ns I have to nst * your Vegetable Compound. " EMMA J. Pnnjm.rc , Indianola , 111. e about which you would like special.- No man will see your letter. She caa lea has such u wide experience in treat- hutt helped hundreds of thousands of * Lynn , Mass. , and her advice is free. > t her kind invitation. . -Wp bare ilupujltol with tbo Nntlona ] City Bank of Lynn , GOOO , I be paid to any ptx tun wliocnn nnd tlmt.lhent.oro testimonial letters uot gcmnlud , or wur publlnhnl before obniliilni ? tlie n riterV special per- LY01A K. miKUAM MEDICINE COT The Arkansas Legislature hu ; indef initely postponed * bill to make Sun day fishing a misdemeanor. I.or rnrrlnl to "Therr are ca.ses where allection will revllv : ire to the ends of the earth for it object. " "I're never met them. " "How about trmt love of science which starts men searching for the poles ? " Phnadelphla Times. Two gypsies have been arrested in Washington on suspicion of Iwtug im plicated in the kidnapping of Willie MeCormio. The Cuban delegates have been con vinced that the United States sincere ly desires the freedom of their country. j Tlir Wnnhliili"i Montuni'iit. The Washington monument ln > WalJinifton D. C. Is f .V feet high , being - ing the loftiest structure In the world eicept the Eircl Tower in Paris. The base is 55 feet square , with wallc- Ifi feet thick. The exterior Is of crys tal Maryland marhle , while the Inter ior , lighted by electricity , is occupied by a stairway of 600 steps , extending- ftom the bottom to the top , and an- elevator which makes the asc nt lc * ! seven minutes. them , wrlto to tlio ncarcct onency of