What a story of suffering that one word tells. It says : "I am all tired out. It seems to me I can hardly take another step. > I haven't a particle of ambition. I can't do half the work I feel I must do. I am weak , nervous , depressed , discouraged. " Now you know what the trouble is , you certainly know the cure , a perfect Sarsaparilla. "Sarsaparilla" is simply the name of the medicine , for in a perfect Sarsaparilla there are a great many remedies. Some act by taking out the bad ; others , by putting in the good. You want a Sarsaparilla that will make your blood pure this spring , a Sarsaparilla that will make it rich and strong , a Sarsaparilla that is a powerful nerve tonic. You want the strongest and best Sarsaparilla that can be made. 'The ' only Sarsaparilla made under the persona ! supervision of three graduates : a graduate in pharmacy , a graduate in chemistry , and a graduate in medicine. " < v eeki began My hu pat me on my feet and made a well woman of nie. " JANI : M. UKOWN , Ik-titonsport , Iowa , Jan.'Vg , i9oo' ' ' For starching fine linen use Magnetic Starch. The minister is a paircr and the policeman is a peeler. Homes In Iilalio and Utah. For full description and printed matter write to C. E. Brainard , Ogden , Utah. Lots of our real duty to the Lord has to be done on the fcly , so it won't hurt good people's feelings. Use Magnetic Starch itluisnoequal. When two men argue each usually thinks the other is a fool. Illrfl. Wlnslov's Soothing Kyup. roi-clillclrcn tcethlnc , eoftuns tliu Rums , reduces In- Uatuuiatlou , alleys pnl&c.uroii wluJ colic. 2.a a buttle. After passing its natural limits am- hition IB boundless. Beautiful hnlr Is nlwnys plodilnR , nna PAIKCCH'S HAIK lUi.fAM cxcr'n In producing It. , the Uubt euro fur corns. IScts. Women may have cigars named after them , but most of the new dis eases arc named after men. Turkey owes us $90,000. rum : ciirrs TO ACIXTS. : We want 100,000 Agents , men and wo men , boys and glrln all over the United States to sell our wonderful Lrkko Seoul Ing Soap , Lukkoene ami other Toi let Sonpt < . Ulg profit , easy work. Ptlv.e with every cake. Write today. C. II. Marshall & Co. , Dt-p't 10. Chicago , III. Factory 118-11G ! No. May St. Kef. , any bank In Chicago. Your clothes will not crack if you use Magnetic Starch. Every spring you clean the house you live in , to get rid of the dust and dirt which collected in the winter. Your body , the house your soul lives in , also becomes filled up during the winter with all manner of filth , which should have been removed from day to day , but was not. Your body needs cleaning inside. If your bowels , your liver , your kidneys are full of putrid filth , and you don't clean them out in the spring , you'll be in bad odor with yourself and everybody else all summer. DON'T USE A HOSE to clean your body inside , but sweet , fragrant , mild but positive and forceful CASCARETS , that work while you sleep , prepare all the filth collected in your body for removal , and drive it off softly , gently , but none the less surely , leaving your blood pure and nourishing , your stomach and bowels clean and lively , and your liver and kidneys healthy and active. Try a JO-cent box today , and if not satisfied get your money back but you'll see how the cleaning of your body is JOc. ALL 25c. 50c , DRUGGISTS To any needy mortal suffering from bow l troubles and too poor to buy CASCARETS we will tend a box free. Address Sterling Remedy Company , Chicago or New York , mentioning advertisement and paper. < 23 Women In Politics Ho Yon neqm to sympathize with the president. She Indeed , 1 do ; he can't please any body. If 1 were In his place 1M KO to bed nnd stay until the country elected another one. Indianapolis Journal. STATE OK onto , rrrv opTOLnoo , i . Lt'CAl ' CCM'N'l V , ( ss < Frnnk .1 , Chciicv tmtUt-s onth that ho Is the senior partner of the linn of 1 < \ ,1. Clionvy iVCo. , dolnif ImsltK'ss In llio t'lty of Toll-do , County nnd Sliitc nforrvtld. nnd thnl suld llrm will tuv the sum of ONK UUNDKnU DOLLARS for i'ii'hnnil ( rvety cnso of C'nliirrli Unit cmmotbo cured by the use of Unll'i Cninrrh Cum. FHANK .1. CHKNI3Y. Sworn to lirforo mo and Hiibscrlbcd In inv ptcsuncc , thlsCthday of Docrmbor. A. 1) . ib V ts..A , , A. W.UI.KASON. IbLAUl Notnry I'ubllc. IliiU'Rrntnrrhruro Is tnltcii Intornully , and nets dlrci-tly on HIP blood nnd inucous surfui-va of the sl'Stt'in. Si-nd for u-stlmonlnK , f n-c. ] ' . .1. C1IKNI5Y & CO. , Toledo , a Sold by DruffK'Ists. i ? > c. Hull's Fumlly 1'llls mo the licst. A German philosopher says the beauty of n hot sausage Is more than skin deep. The man who never made n failure is unable to appreciate success. Try Orntn-ot Try Graln-at Ask your grocer today to show you n package of GHA1N-0 , the new food drink that takes the place of eaffcc. The children may drink It without InJury - Jury ns well as the adult. AH who try it , like It. GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Jnvn , but It Is mndo from pure graluo , and the most delicate Etomach receives It without distress. One-fourth the prlco of coffee. IGo. and 25c. per package. Sold by nit grocers. The price of the Tninuvnll stxpense in London Is now 5 shillings. Kruger pennies , however , are relatively more expensive. One London dealer who Is now charging 18 pence for them re gretted that he parted with four dozen ut a shilling each the other day. Do Your Ipcet Aclio nnil llnr.lT Shako Into your shoes Allen's Foot- East , a powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns , Bunions , Swollen , Hot and Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and Shoo Stores , 25c. Sample sent FIU3I2. Address Alien S.Olm.'ited.Lelloy , N. Y. A pale moon denotes rain. I'Ko's Cure for Consumption Is an Infallible medicine for roughs nnd coUte N. W. SAMUM- , Ocean ( j to vc , N. J. , Fob. 17 , 1900. An orange hit in the exact center by a rillc ball wll vanish at once from slight , scattered into inlintcslmal pieces. The popularity of ex-Governor Pln- grce , of Michigan , among the Poles nnd Hungarians of Dctiolt Is In a large measure due to his ability to speak the languages of these people. When lie started out to work among them he first took lessons In their tongues. Magnetic SUvrch is the very best laundry starch In the world. Senator Bnlley of Texas Is10. . A lloolc of Ctinlco Ucclpcfl Bent frcn by Walter linker > Cu. lAU. , Dorchester , Mas . Mention UiU papur. Try Magnetic Starch it will last longer than any other. Some one recently showed ex Speak er Heed n copy of n Manila paper In which appeared this paragraph : "The difference between 'Tom' Heed and 'Billy' Mason Is that when 'Tom' Reed says he will resign he resigns. " "Ah , " said Mr. Reed , reflectively , "a great Journalist Is evidently wasting his tal ents on the Filipinos. " When a man spends so much buying drinks for all his friends that his ? wife can't keep the children dressed prop- rrlci , it is said that "his heart is in the right. place. " The late Rabbi Wise used to tell of hearing Henry Ward Beecher once say to Mrs. Stowe that an Italian monk who had translated her "Uncle Tom s Cabin" had written him a letter sayIng - Ing that If he could kiss the woman who wrote the book he could die happy. Mr. Beecher then added : "Well , I sent him a picture of you , Mrs. Stowe , and nothing hus been heard of him since. " The enlarged portrait swindler who has found so large and fruitful a field in this country , has reached Paris. The concierges of apartment houses ii1 the Vcndomo quarter have been worked to the extent of two hundred francs each for frames to enlarged photographs , which are never deliv ered. "The wonderful oil discoveries In Southern California will , within a hhort time , drive coal from the Pa cific coast , " says Fred A. Hnrlnw of Los Angeles. "It is a splendid fuel , and half of the householders are now using it for cooking nnd heating pur poses. " Infallible Method. They had been discussing methods of ascertaining character. "I c-an tell you how to ( hid a man out , " volunteered one who had not spoken. "How ? " "Go to his home when he Is away. " Plttsburg Chroni cle-Telegraph. Silk Is likely to go up in price as there is an epidemic among the Ital ian and French silkworms. They re fuse to cat and are dying by myriads on their mulberry leaves. Bill "They ? ay there Is a good deal to bo learned from bees. " Jill "So there Is ; but , as a rule , people are not anxious to take points from them. " Yonkers Statesman. Senator Tlllman Is not anly ambi dexterous , but Is able to write with both hands at once. The senator , as many not be generally known , Is alto something of a talker. The productive capacity of the la- bor-fatvlng machinery In the United States , It Is estimated , Is equal to a hard working population of 400,000,000. The cost of preparing the American exhibit at the Paris exposition has ben $240,633. The largest item Is &al- arlcs of experts $72,045. In Java a small state exists which Is entirely controlled by "women , with the single exception of the sovereign who is a man. He Is , however , entire ly dependent on the three women who form his state council. ( If you have not tried Magnetic Starch try It now. You will then wo no other. Head Itnnowntcr'H Utopia 13rlllln.nt Itomnnoc 25'clK. * Utopia Co ? , Omnha , Nob. Congress will adjourn In June. Are You Doing Alton' * Fee It Is the only euro for Swollen , Smarting. Burning , Sweating Feet , Corns nnd Bunions. Ask for Allen's Aot-Eusc ) , a powder , to bo shaken into ho shoes. At all Druggists nnd Shoo Stores , 25c. Sample Bout FR13IO. Ad dress Allen S. OlniBlcd , Lclloy , N. Y. A , bridge trust IB the latest. ' , T i ii 'i ' i > i ii. n i ! vv. , ' y ruwwi. . , > < r < A\'cgcable ( Prcparalionror As similating llicVood aiulHcd ula- ling lUcStoinucls atxtlBowels of Promotes Digcslion.Chccrful- ness ancIHcsl.Conlalns neillicr Opium.Morphine norMincral. NOT TtfAiic OTIC . ; ' / nftfd , Apcrfccl Remedy forConslipn- llon , Sour Stomach , Diarrliocn Worms .Convulsions , Feverishness - ness otnl Loss OF SLEEP. FacSunito Stgnnlure of G&tfftX&f. NEW YOI1IC. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. ' nclyrlto for list of prf mluou tro oHbr * triih fnHlhftm Rooibecr The favorite summer drink I' ' For jCnfants and Children. Kind You Have gin Bears the Signature of In view of the many mlsisr.dlng and unscrupulous Imitations of ' Baker's Chocolate " which have recently been put upon the market , we find It ncces- inry to caution consumers against these Attempts to deceive a nnd to ask them to examine every package they purchase , and make sure that It has on the front a yellow label , with our name and place of manufacture , WALTER BAKER & CO. Ltd , , DORCHESTER , MASS. , and our " " ° trade-mark "LaBdleCIiocolatiere" | If your grocsr does not keep the gsnulnc article , please let us know , and we will endeavor to put you in the way of gelling It. Send for a copy of our Choice Recipe book , mailed free to any ap plicant vho mentions this paper. ft ? WALTER BAKER & CO. Limited , Dorchester , mass. * * dfi , EGTADLISHCO 1TBO , ® & & § ! & & $ & ' A NEW TRAIN EAST The 'New York re and VIA f NEW YORK CENTRAL TO EASTERN CITIES. ( Effective April 29th , 1000. ) Lv. ST. LOUIS 8 : oo A.M. Lv. PEOIUA 7 : 30 A. M. Ar. INDIANAPOLIS2:25 P.M. Ar. CINCINNATI 6:00 P.M. Ar. COLUMBUS , O 8 : 10 P. M. Ar. CLEVELAND , 0 9:55 P.M. Ar. NEW YORK 2:55 : P.M. Ar. BOSTON 4 : 50 P. M. "KNICKERBOCKER " SPECIAL" still leaves St. Louis at Noon. Ask for Tickets via Big Four Route. C. L. HILLEAUY , Ass't Gcn'l Pass. Agt. WARREN J. LYNCH , Gcn'l Pass. Agt. , ' tit. Louis. Cincinnati. ) I f in , iprciilnlo luccrtrfully. Wo ran make you In one mouth more Intcrei t < . | i your monty Ui'iu any Imnk will | < ny jou In a year , 120 will buy ! , ( ) liutlicli of wlicut urrorn anil marxlii ( hciauiov ! ccnU. Bend for our boolc ou > | < eculatlou. IT IS KIIKK. All prolltH payable on demand. J. K. COMSTOCK & CO. . Room 23 , Traders' Bide. , Chicago *