CDSTER CODNTIREPUBLICAN D. M. AJUSnKRIlT , VublUhnr , WJOKEN BOW , NKBUASICA. THE NEWS IN BRIEF. Thursday , October 10 , will be ob- eerved ns Thanksgiving day In the Dominion of Canada. Enlistments for the ton new .regi ments have reached a total of 13,515. -no Forty-fifth and Forty-sixth regi ments arc now complete. Cards have been Issued for the mar- rlago of Miss Viola Dcetrlck and Mc- Klnloy Duncan , a nuphow of the pres ident , on October 18 at Youngstown , 0. President McKlnley will attend. The Western Window Glass Job bers' association held a conference and decided to make 10 per cent ad vance In prices. Delegates wore pres ent from nearly all of the states of the Mississippi valley. The Kentucky Distillers and Ware house company has made a complete list of Us distillers and the whisky that is to bo made at each of them during the coming distilling season. The total number of gallons to bo made Is 9,000,000. The zinc mines of Missouri and Kansas are again to shut down. The zinc miners' association so de creed at its mooting. The shut-down will bo general and will continue un til further notice. This course was adopted as a means of forcing the zinc smelters to pay schedule prices for all of the ore produced in the dis trict. Republicans of Massachusetts nomi nated the following ticket : Governor , W. Murray ( Jrane , Dalton ; lieutenant governor , John L. Bates , Boston ; sec retary of state , William M. Olin , Bos ton ; attorney general , II. M. Knowl- ton , Now Bedford ; auditor , John W. Klmball , Fltchburg ; treasurer and re ceiver general , Edward S. Bradford , Springfield. The Immense lumber yards of the Wheeler and Dusonberry company , lo cated at Endeavor , Forest county , Pa. , wore completely destroyed by flro. Over alx million feet of lumber were destroyed , together with three houses , entailing a total loss of about $500- 000. Insurance on the lumber , $25- 000. It Is believed the flro was of In- condlary origin. Two men arrested in Montana in July last charged with robbing the United States postolHco at Big Pliloy , Wyo. , in August , 1898 , qml believed to bo the Roberts brothers , pleaded not guilty In the federal court. The court assigned M. J. Barry and R. W. Breckons to defend them , who gave notice they would apply for a writ of habeas corpus October 14. The Lutheran general council decid ed to send missionaries to Porto Rico , who will found congregations , build churches and advance the work of the denomination In every way possible. Rev. H. F.-Richards of Zancsvlllo , 0. , and B. F. Hankey of Pennsylvania , wore delegated to make the first tour if inspection of Porto Rico and will leave for there as soon as possible. In the federal court at Cheyenne Edward Alworth pleaded guilty to un lawfully detaining mall matter while postmaster at Cloarmont , Wyo. , In No vember , 1898. This was a registered letter containing the commission of E. W. HUBon to succeed Alworth. Al worth said the letter was not detain ed with criminal Intent and was sent enced to ten days confinement in the county jail. General Manager Dickinson of the Union Pacific railroad has agreed with the boards of adjustment of the Broth erhoods of Locomotive Firemen and Engineers to a postponement for thirty days of further negotiations looking toward the settlement of the difficulties between the road and those organizations. The continuance was granted at the request of Mr. Dickin son and the members of the boards will return to the city thirty days later. Brigadier General A. W. Grooloy , honorary vlco president of the inter national geographical congress , ac companied by Major H. T. Allen , mlll- itary attache of the United States em bassy in Berlin , ascended at Potsdam in n military kite balloon , the inven tion of Perclval Slegsfeld. Emperor William granted General Greoloy a special permit to make the ascent. General Greoley has purchased a sim- ila balloon , for the United States gov- ornmont. The Chinese colony in San Francis co is considerably excited over the fact that largo placards containing a revolutionary proclamation have been posted In Chinatown. The docu ment IB an appeal In behalf of the de posed emperor , Kwang Hsu , and a call for aid to dethrone the dowager em press. It is signed by Kang Yu Wei , one of the emperors confidential ad visers and closest friends. Ho is at present in the revolutionary head quarters in Victoria , B. C. The forty-ninth annual report of the Burlington railroad has just been submlttod to the stockholders by the board of directore. It covers the year ending Juno 30 , 1899 , and its every statement is reason for congratula tion to the management. Ono notlcc- nblo feature is a decrease In the earn ings of the freight department ovorthe 1'iuviuuB jruui m uiu Bum ui f J.z < zbto ) , but'this is more than offset by an In crease in passenger earnings amount ing to 11,815,976. Computing revcnuo received from all sources the gross earnings reached the enormous sum of. f43,389,421 , an increase over the previous year of more than 1500,000 , and this fact palliates somewhat the decrease In the freight business. Ill Spnator Hanna denied with charac teristic emphasis the report that ho will resign the chairmanship of the national republican committee. Ho eald : "I cannot imagine what has given rise to such a report , unless it is my physical condition , rumors of which have been exaggerated. ' The Sterling cycle works of Kenosha - nosha , Wls. , have been transferred to the American Bicycle company. Con sideration , | 50,000. < An incendiary flro destroyed 0,400 feet of snow sheds between Cisco and Emignint.'Gap , vCal. The IOBB ( bj ISO.-- 000. - Trains are expected to move soon. flohwan's Column Advances Prom Bacoor on Oarito Viojo and NoToletn , DECIDEDLY AN AMERICAN VICTORY. Hlmrp lighting In Front of Novelota American disunities Three onicrr * mill Nine Privates Wounded , Ono Oil ) cor Mortally Details of tlio Advance Our Force * In C vltn , NOVELI3TA , Island of Luzon , Uct. D. General Hcliwan's column , consistIng - Ing of the Thirteenth Infantry , a bat talion of the Fourteenth , two troops of cavalry , Captain Rcllly's battery of the Fifth artillery and Lowe's Bcouts , advanced fiom Bacoor this morning and occupied Cavlte , Vlcjo and Novolcta. The American loss was three officers r.nd nine privates wounded , one of the officers being mortally hurt. The loss of the enemy Is unknown , but the bodies ies of three Filipinos were seen. There were two sharp fights near Novoleta. Lowo's scouts flrst encount ered the enemy near Cavlto Vlejo and noon put them to flight , continuing their advance. Captain Saffold's battalion of Iho Thirteenth regiment , with two com panies of the Fourteenth and a num ber of scouts , Captain McGrath com manding the troops from the Fourtn cavalry and Captain Rellly's battery , came upon the enemy In a strongly entrenched position on the road between - tweon Cavlto Vlejo and Noveleta. A fight lasting half an hour followed , resulting In the enemy being driven back. The American forces sustained considerable loss in this engagement , the men being shot from the trenches and shacks along the road. The col umn then pressed on to Noveletn , which it found deserted , and will rfc main there tonight. The marines and naval forces co operated with the troops. The gun boats Wheeling , Petrel and Callao lay off the shore near Novoleta and throw shells Into that town and Santa Cruz for an hour , preparing the way for marines to land. Two battalions , con sisting of 450 marines , under Colonel Elliott , advanced along the peninsula from Cavlto to Novolota. The only way was by a narrow road through Bwamps. A mlle beyond the marine's out post the column was suddenly re ceived with a volley from trenches across the road. A flank movement was executed and the Insurgents woic driven from the trenches , the marlucri wading through rlco fields In turning the flank of the enemy , who retreated to atrong sand forts across the crook dividing the peninsula , destroying the bridge across the stream. The marines waded through moio rice-fields , forded the rlvor in water to tholr shoulders and carried the forts , meeting with feeble resistance , the flrst encounter having disheart ened the enemy. Squads were sent to Noveleta and burped the town and the huts all along the road from whlcli the enemy commenced firing. There a junction was formed with the scouts , who had been sweeping the swamps and thickets. Thence the marines re turned to Cavlto thoroughly ex hausted. AGUNALDO'S PROCLAMATION. JUJH Ills People Must Maintain Their 1'oHltlon Itesolutely. MANILA , Oct. 9. Agulnaldo , in a proclamation announcing the reloapo of American prisoners and authoriz ing Filipino soldiers In the northern provinces to return to tholr homes , savs : "In America there IP a great party that Insists on the government recog nizing Filipino Independence That party will compel the United States to fulfill all the promises made to us in all good faith , although not put Into writing. Therefore we must show our gratitude and maintain our nosltlon more resolutely than over Wo should pray to God that the great democrat ! ' } porty may win the next presidential election and Imperialism fall in its mad attempt to subjugate us by force of arms. There was some American in the Philippines who have joined , because they disapprove a war of what Mr. Atkinson calls orfmlnal aggression. When offered a chance to return to their own camps they declined. " Otis I'nrdann a t'lllp'mi. WASHINGTON , Oct. 9. For saving the llfo of an American soldier , Major General Otis has granted a full par don to Domingo Magno , a Filipino prisoner , who was sentenced by a Spanish court In 1897 , to penal servi tude for six years for robbery. Mag- no suffered confinement for the al leged offense for four years prior to his trial and conviction. During the attack on Manila last February by In surgent sympathizers , the prisoner saved the llfo of an American soldier , and the provost marshal general re ported that the prisoner had displayed good conduct during the time he had been under surveillance by Ameri cans. Congressman Klmttucli's T.oss. THOMASVILLE , Ga. , Oct. 9. Fred M. Shattuck , the only child of Con gressman ot Shattuck of Cincinnati , died today of heart failure. Mr. and Mrs. Shattuck reached hero Wednes day last with tholr son , expecting thai ho would recover hlu health , ln this climate. Hold Kobhery nn tliu Count. SAN FRANCISCO , Oct. 9. Ono of .ho boldest robberies which has ever occurred In this city , was accom plished in the broad light of the after noon , at the corner of Market and Brooks streets , when $4,000 in gold was taken from a United States pay master's wagon. The robber had the appearance of being a workingman. Detectives are scouring the city for the robber. It is thought there will bo no possibility of his escaping , us the description of the thief is perfect and no time was lost In reporting the loss. It was said later that the pack age contained $500. SECRETARY WILSON ON CORN. Crop This Year Will llo One nf tlio Heaviest In Our History. " " "CHICAGO , Oct. 9. "This ycnr's corn crop will bo one of the- largest In our history , " untd Secretary of Agriculture James Wilson , who Is In Chicago with the presidential party , tndny. "Tim total ylold , It Is catlmat- cd. will bo between 2,300,000,000 and 2COO,000,000 bUBhols. "Where stock Is to be found the corn will bo fed , unless the price bo high. A considerable percentage of the crop will bo cribbed , as the farmers generally are well off and are getting good prices for their products , so they can afford to hold their corn crop. "MeatH are likely to bo high , be cause In the last few years our popu lation has grown faster than the meat producing animals. Then Injudicious Krazlng on the semi-arid regions of the west has boon destructive and many of these range states do ot have over CO per cent of the animals they had fifty years ago. A steady demand outside of the United States for first- class meats In the quarters and on the hoof , and a growing demand , not on ly across the Atlantic , but In the coun tries In and around the Pacific , for American canned meats , Is playing an Important part In Influencing high prices. The demand Is growing In the orient for animal products and grow ing rapidly. "The Urltlsh , In the Transvaal war , should It occur , will want our canned meats. They could not use our re frigerated meats over there and In or der to feed their soldiers as well as the United States feeds hero they would have to take the quarters to Capo of Good Hope In refrigerating vessels and then establish a plant for caring for chilled meats similar to the one the United States has at Manila. They must have canned meats and they must come to Chicago to got them. "All this talk we have heard about embalmed beef will not change this order of feeding troops. They may ivoid the kinds that do not have salt in thorn , known as canned roast beef , iiul this may result In salt being used In this preparation , but the fact re mains that armies require canned when they cannot got chilled beof. The Unlto < l States Is the only country prepared to supply 11 and the growing demand or It In all quarters of the globe will help to keep up the price of meats. " DEWEY SPENDS A QUItT DAY. Attends IMvlno Service nt Ills Olil Church In the Caulta ) . WASHINGTON , Oct. ' 9. Admiral Dewey attended divine services at St. John's Episcopal church , where the Episcopal special ceremony of prayer and thanksgiving for the crown of vic tory for our arms and for the safe re turn from sea was conducted by the Rev. Dr. Mackoy Smith , the rector. The rector in his sermon made no allusion to the admiral , but Impres sively delivered the two formal pray ers of the ritual at the request of the admiral. One of these gave thanks to "Almighty God , the sovereign com mander of all the world , for all the victories and deliverances of the last two years. " The other , to which the entire congregation bowed earnestly , offered thanks "for conducting In safety through the perils of the great week this worthy servant who now leslreth to return his thanks unto Theo n Thy holy church. " In accordance with the prescribed service the was no response or expressed partlcl- jatlon in these prayers. The admiral s an old parishioner of St. John'e , which almost all of the presidents of the United States up to the Lincoln ad ministration attended. The admiral spent the afternoon in making a few calls and in the evening ook supper with some old Washing ton friends. BOSTON GETTING READY. Preparations Proceeding for Itccoptlon to Admiral lu\vcy. BOSTON , Mass. , Oct. 9. Arrange ments for the reception to bo tendered Admiral Dewey in this city are approaching preaching perfection. It Is feared that the dinner which the city planned to the admiral Friday night will have to bo abandoned nt the suggestion of the coming guest himself , who expressed Ills belief to the committee which call ed upon him at Washington that two dinners during his stay In Boston would bo too much for him ; that his strength would not stand It. At 10 o'clock Saturday morning the admiral will bo presented with a gold watch , the gift of the city , fly Mayor Qulncy , at the city hall. Then Admiral Dewey will be driven to Boston Common , where1 several thousand wlllslngpatrl- otlc songs. In the meantime the parade - rado will have been forming. It will Include the state militia and the crow of the Olympla , and very likely the Forty-sixth regiment , now at Frara- ingham , under orders to leave for Ma nila October 1C. Millionaire Fitch Dead. DENVER , Colo. , Oct. 9. George Frltch , the millionaire hardware deal er of this city and owner of the larg est establishment of Its kind in ColJ- rado , died here this afternoon of kid ney complaint , aged 70. He leaves a wife and nlno children. Mr. Frltch came to Colorado In I860. Ho was born In Baden , Germany. 'lurkUli Aftsa slnatlnn. CONSTANTINOPLE. Oct. 9. DJar- ld Boy , son of Halll Rlfat Pasha , the grand vizier , was assassinated on the Galta bridge today by an Albanian , who fired four shots from a revolver. The murderer was arrested. Munlr Pasha , the sultan's grand master of ceremonies , Is dead. Ho will be succeeded by Ibrahim Raslch Bey , the Introducer of ambassadors. Cuiinot lie Wales Kon-lu-I.aw. LONDON , Oct. 9. In view of the persistent rumors circulated of the betrothal of Prince George of Greece and the Princess Victoria of Wales , it was announced today that there is not the slightest foundation for the report , the relationship existing between the prince and princes being sufficient re futation , as the laws of the Greek church forbid the marriage- flrst roiiBlnr Oem Paul Waiting for a Declaration oren on Attack , MASSING BOERS WITH ARTILLERY Ilrltlsh KcscrvGs Will Mo .Summoned to Urine tlio KeKlmonts Up to Wnr Strength Authority for the Statement Vhut mi Army Corps In to Jia Mobilized at Once The Outlook In General. LONDON , Oct. 7. There has boon almost a complete dearth of news from South Africa today. The few dis patches received recording mllltaVy movomcntB at various points all tend to confirm the belief that Prenl- dent Krugor will restrain any forward movement by the Boors unless they are fired upon or war Is actually de clared. It is now practically certain that parliament will meet on October 17 Res6rves will bo summoned tomor row In sufficient number to bring up to war strength the regiments warned to hold themselves In readiness for service In South Africa , or about one- Blxtecnth of the total reserves. The Dally News asserts that an army corps will bo mobilized tomor row. row.A A dispatch from Mafoklng an nounces that Commandant Cronjo of the Boer forces has been promoted to the rank of general and is massing 6,000 Boers , with artillery , near Ra- mathlabah , north of Mafcklng. The dispatch adds that General Cronjc has sent a message to the camp of the Imperial troops that ho will cross the border at the flrst shot fired In Na tal. tal.It It is stated that Rt Hon. Harry Escombo , formerly premier of Natal , IB going to Pretoria in the interest of peace. H. M. S. Philomel sudden ly left Durban today for Delagoa buy. buy.Tho The Dally -Chronicle Rome corre spondent says that the British gov ernment has applied to Slgnor Mar coni with a view of employing his system of wireless telegraphy In the Transvaal campaign. London The Capetown corre spondent of the Dally Mall says : A sensation has been caused here by the statement that the Free State government has seized 800 tons of coal belonging to the Cape colony , which had to traverse the state. J. W. Sauer , commissioner of public works , when questioned In the assem bly regarding the matter professed ignorance , but I learn that the report was telegraphed to the capo ministry early in the day. I learn that the Transvaal's threat to put British sub jects over the border would necessi tate the withdrawal of Conyngham Greene. / Some surprise Is fanifested over the report that a largo number of British troops are to be landed here Instead of Durban. This Is to signify that the Transvaal will bo invaded from the west. Johannesburg Thousands of na tives have Invaded the town , and the authorities decided to march them un der escort out of the country. Last night two natives entered a clothing store kept by a Jew and stabbed the proprietor in the neck' , severing his windpipe. Two Jewish storekeepers have been murdered by natives and the Kaffirs are rading all the places where they think liquor Is stored. The war commission , acting under the government's instruction , will today Issue advice to shopkeep ers to remove the barricades they have erected on the ground that the government's guarantee of protection ought to bo sufficient. GRANT MAKES AN ADVANCE. Charges the Insurgents and Drives Them Hack. MANILA , Oct. 7. Genral Fred Grant , with three companies of the Fourth infantry , two companies of the Fourteenth Infantry and a band of scouts , attached to the former regi ment , advanced from Imus this morn ing , driving the insurgents from the entire west bank of the Imus river. Three Americans were wounded. It is estimated that ten of the Filipinos were killed. Companies C and H , with the couts , crossed the River at Big Bend and advanced westward in the direction of the Blncayan road , the insurgents fir ing volleys but retiring. Twenty Fil ipinos were dlscoverod fmtronfhed at the Blncayan church , about midway between Bacoor and Cavlte Vlojo. These were routed , six being killed. Rlley's battery of the Fifth artillery made an effective sortie about a mlle south of Bacoor and shelled the west bank of the river at close range. That bank is now held by the Americans. D'Arcos on Dewey. BOSTON , Mass. , Oct. 7. The Span ish minister , Duke de Arcos , who has Just left his house at Manchester , said with regard to the receptions being given Admiral Dewey : "It does not surprise mo In the least. Admiral Dewey Is a bravo and noble man , and for the extraordinary service he has rendered his country no honor that can be shown him In return Is too great. Ho has aroused the admira tion of the whole world by the gallant ry of his conduct , and he would bo a small man , Indeed , who could not rec ognize his merit and give free expres sion to IUB admiration for Dewey's valor. " llryini In THO States. COLUMBUS , O. , Oct. 7. Bryan's tour of Ohio will be confined to the democratic counties In the northwest ern part of the state. He will leave Kentucky on the evening of October 18 , coming directly to Ohio , where a special train will carry him through the counties of Shelby , Vanwert , Mercer - cer , Pauldlngj Defiance , Henry , Otta wa , Miami , Hanllng , Senecca , San- dusky , Wyandotte , Marion , Crawford , Auglalzo , Hancock and Putnam. He will make six speeches a day , the first being at Greenville at 7 a. m. on Oc tober 19 , and the last at Sandusky 'City on the evening of October 21. LARGER NAVAL ESTIMATE. I'or Next Vcur an lucrenRo of .Snmo Twenty-Four Million * . WASHINGTON , Oct. 7. Acting Secretary - rotary Allen has prepared the full statement of estimates , which will be submitted to congress , for the rcJn- tcnnnce of the naval establishment for the next fiscal year. These amount to $73,0-15,183 , which is nn increase over the appropriations for the cur rent year of ? 24,537,187. Included In the Increase for the next year arc ap propriations of $12,268,474 for public works and navy yards and stations. There Is also an estimate of $2,021,000 for the new naval academy. The Item for thd navy Including ar mor guns and machinery Is $22,983- 101. The estimate for the bureau of construction and repair Is Increased over the current appropriation about $3.000,000 , for steam engineering $1.- 000,000 and for pay of the navy about $700,000 , while the estimates for ord nance are decreased about $700,000. The estimate for public works at the New York navy yard Is $1,669,000 , Including $300,000 to begin the work on the new $1,000,000 granite dry dock and $300,000 to repair dock No. 2. The Items for the Boston navy yard aggre gate $1,498,300 , which includes provi sion for a general enlargement of the construction of the yard. For League Island , Pa. , the estimates for new pub lic works aggregate $1,395,092 ; for Nor folk navy yard , $1349,000 ; for Mare Island , Cal. , $692,500 ; for Puget Sound station , $216,005 , and for Washington , $875,017. DEWEY ACCEPTS THE HOUSE. Received It ns n Gift From Over Forty Thousand Americana. WASHINGTON , Oct. 7 Admiral Dewey has elected to accept a house in Washington , already constructor , instead of having ono built for his oc- supation. In compliance with the Invi tation of the committee which has In charge the Dewey homo work he called at the office of Acting Secretary Allen In the Navy department at 11 o'clock today , to Indicate his preferences In the matter of a residence. There were present , besides Mr. Allen , Assistant Secretary Vanderlip , Assistant Post master General Heath and General Corbln. The adnilral was officially Informed of the purpose of the people of the United States to present him with a homo in Washington. He frankly ex pressed his gratification at the tender , which he Immediately accepted. He said , had the proposed home been the gift of a few wealthy men , ho should feel indisposed to accept it. But he understood the fund had over 43,000 subscribers , Indicating that the homo was really to bo the gift of the Amer ican people , and as such he would ac cept It with as much pleasure as ho had the sword bestowed upon him by congress. He then talked upon the location of the residence. MORELY ON THE SITUATION. Accuses Hot Heads and the Blunders of Causing Trouble. LONDON , Oct. 7. Addressing a peace meeting at Carnavon this even ing , John Morley asked the country to realize the predicament to which It had been brought by unhappy di plomacy and the bedlamite counsels of the war press and the war party. "If , " said Mr. Morley , "President Krugor had accepted tno jrranchlso proposal of September 8 , with reliance upon the convention of 18S4 , he would have been planted behind diplomatic entrenchments which by fair and reasonable means could not have been forced. Even after that refusal there was still room for friendly settlement , but just as the Transvaal made a mis take our government wrapped it ; by withdrawing the franchise proposals. " Mr. Morley dwelt upon the seasonableness - ableness of the recent speech of the Duke of Devonsnlrt , wnlch proved that Great Britain did not desire to interfere with the Transvaal's inde pendence. "VOLUNTEERS" ABOLISH DRUM. liulllngton llootli'a Orgaiilratlon Takes n Step In Advance. NEW YORK , Oct. 7. At the openIng - Ing session of the Grand Field Council of the Volunteers of America , con vened at Blue Point , Long Island , and composed of the officers of highest rank from all parts of the country , presided over by General Balllngton Booth , the following resolution was unanimously adopted ; Resolved , That in view of the con- filet with the civil authorities on the part of other organizations , and In view of our strong desire to respect and uphold the municlrml laws , we authorize that the use of the drum bo abandoned both outdoors and in , in connection with -the whole move ment , except with a brass band , a parade officially authorized by the sec tional officers. It is recommended , however , that in place of the drum a cornet , small organ , concertina , gui tar or other stringed instrument bo used. Slaughtering South Dakota Game. SIOUX FALLS , S. D. , Oct. 7. A number ot Luverne ( Minn. ) sportsmen are engaged in the wanton and whole sale sluaghter of ducks at Lake Thompson , northwest of hero In I ike county. In addition to violating the new game law by not taking out hunt ers' licenses , they take out of the state more than the specified number of ducks. On a recent trip they smug gled Into Minnesota a whole wagon- load , a total of about 350 of the fowl. Their arrest ! B expected momentarily. Dnwey With the Veterans. WASHINGTON , Oct. 7. Admiral Dewey received an ovation today at the United States Soldiers' home , about two miles beyond the city limits. Ho drove out there during the afternoon , and General Rugglcs , the governor of the homo , Introduced him to the vet erans. The admiral told the veterans In a brief speech that he had never learned to appreciate the true valor and the noble qualities of the American soldiers till he had seen thorn fight in the Philippines. Ho had nothing but the highest esteem , ho said , for the American soldiers and would al ways treasure tholr friendship. WEDDED HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW. Peculiar Matrimonial Mix-Up Jloportoit from Alahama. There was a peculiar case reported > y the Tampa Tribune's Alabama cor respondent In a recent Issue. AccordIng - Ing to the story a young man of that state , In order to keep In control ot certain property loft by his deceased wife , yielded to the unusual luinpta- tlon and performed the remarkable feat of marrying his mother-in-law. There's a brilliant opening on the platform for that fellow. He Is enti tled to the distinguished consideration of a curious world. The columns of the yellow Journals could bo his to command. As a museum attraction ho would bo a gold mine to any mana ger. Think of the absolute rashness , the reckless daring of such a step. What laureled hero , In war or peace , has surpassed It ? Hero Is a man , young and good looking , with a bright fu ture before him , who , without hesita tion , without a murmur of protest , for the sake of a few paltry pieces of real estate , has deliberately leaped into the arms of his mother in law tied up to her in life , placed himself per manently In her power , burned all the bridges of escape , and laughed a well founded tradition to scorn. This Ala bama experiment may have a great of- \ * feet on the future of the human race. J ? * Hitherto , the mere existence of the mother In law has been the greatest deterrent Influence to the matrimonial Inclinations of both sexes. Particu larly in the case of every man who has found himself on the threshold of a proposal to the object of his idol atry has the question arisen , not , "Can I afford to support a wife ? " but "Can I afford to acquire a mother in law ? " After marriage she has been , too of ten the serpent that spoiled the hyme neal Eden. But the Alabama young man , by his bold stroke of originality , may change all this. Ho may succeed in giving the lie to precedent. Ho anay find the position of stepfather to his former wife a sinecure. As acting grandfather to his own children he may make a brilliant record , and should the second union result in offspring - spring , he may find much mental en joyment In the realization that he Is the father of his eldest son's uncle or the fond parent of his youngest daugh ter's aunt. So wo will watch the ca reer of the Alabama curiosity with much interest. It may result in a com plete vindication of the much abused mother in law. We hope it will bo so ; but , even as we hope , the voices of all history , the teaching of all ex perience , tell us that wo hope In vain. Tampa Tribune. ROLLED HIM IN A BARREL. Punishment Pronounced Worse Than Lynching by Ono Who Suffered It. ' "There's something barbaric about lynching , as most people will agree , " said the man with the broken nose , ac cording to the Minneapolis Tribune , "but I can easily name two worse things. One Is rolling a man around In a barrel and the other Is a coat of tar and feathers. In my foolish young days I arrived at a town in southern Indiana to find the people excited over several arrests for robbery. A fam ily named Black , consisting of a man and wife and a grown-up son , had been caught and made to confess to so many thefts. Instead of putting them on trial the people had determined to apply tar and feathers and walk 'em out of town. I had no objections as far as the men were concerned , but when it came to the woman I constl- / > tuted myself her champion , and declared - i clared that they must walk over my | j dead body first. For about flvo min utes I was a hero. Then about a dozen men grabbed me and hustled me Into a room , and after the Blacks had been disposed of , according to pro gramme , I was brought out for pun ishment. Plenty of tar and feathers were loft , but the crowd wanted a change , and it was decided that I should have the barrel exercise. They got out and unheaded a big elder bar rel , dropped me Into It and replaced the head , and then all was ready. I was Inclined to look upon the proceed ings with contempt. I had never been rolled In a barrel , and so I had no Idea of the sensations. They flrst kicked It along the wide , unpaved street , and It had not rolled over more than twen ty times when I was eick of my Job. After they had enjoyed themselves for a quarter of an hour I was praying for death to hurry up. I dimly remember that after they got tired of the football work In the street they rolled the bar rel up a long hill and then lot It go kiting down. You talk of seasickness , but there is no comparison. Aside from the feeling of nausea , I was Jarred , jolted and bruised from head to heels , and in ono of the bumps I had my nose broken. I was unconscious when they finally took me ovi and for a week I was little better than a dead man. It was weeks and weeks beforp I got the revolving motion out of my head and could walk straight , and to this day I can't see a grindstone re volving -without being affected by it. It would have been far more merciful to hang mo up by the neck ! " ' Select the Host. Some Australian birds lay their eggs in black sand , as If aware of Its supe rior power of absorbing heat ; others select the neighborhood of hot volcanic springs , whose warmth plays an Im portant part In the hatching. The mound builders collect heaps of earth and leaves as much as eighteen feet high and thirty feet in diameter , and in this hotbed their eggs are hatched. Superior women do not allow them selves to be charmed but by the graces of the mind and superiority of char- L acter. Balzac. " '