Mi '1 - rn,s,??Vf ,1 I t The Herald. T.J.O'KKEFE, Publisher. IIXMINGFORO, - NEBRASKA NEBRASKA NEWS. William Klcrchoft of Ilorlln was thrown from his buggy nt that plnro and Bustatiiod a fracture of his collar bone. Wilson Bailey of Bhclton, the young man who was so badly hurt and had hla arm broken In Ave placed In the cy clone south of town last May, wan obliged (o have his left hand nnd arm below the' elbow amputated in order avoid any more serious results. A young man who Rave hln name as Ed Vansheets, age 19 years, and the son of a farmer living near Pacific Junction, la., attempted suicide at Nebraska City by gashing his throat with a pocket knife. Ho stated that de spondency over the loss of $10 was the cause. In response to the Improvement In times and better conditions In all lines of business, the city of Hastings wilt once more Illuminate Its streets with electric light. The city council has di rected the clerk to advertise for bids for street lighting, $3,000 having been appropriated from this year's levy for that purpose. At a special school meeting held nt Gretna last week to vote funds for a new school house, the bonds carried by a vote of CO to 5. The structure will be built of brick nnd work will begin as soon as specifications aro adopted and the contract let. The building, a four-room structure, will be ready for occupancy by December 1. A requisition has been issued for the apprehension of James Connor, who escaped from the Nebraska penitentiary August 21, 1897, nnd who Is now be lieved to bo under nrrcst in Marshall county, Knns(i8. Connor was sent to the penitentiary to servo a four-year sentence for grand larceny, committed In Cuming county, nnd at the time of his escape was a parole prisoner with about a year's time to serve. Warden Ledlgh will go after him. Arrangements for the Indian congress are rapidly approaching completion and Its formal opening on Indian day, Au gust -I, Is assured. Captain Mercer announces that the representatives of .Itwenty-seven trills will arrive In Omaha Saturday and others will fol low the first of the week. The prepara tions for their installation at the grounds are nearly complete, and In a few days the space back of the Apiary and Dairy building will be converted Into a veritable Indian village. The Indians will live Just as they do at home and exposition visitors will have an opportunity to see what their life really is. Later on there will be dally exhibitions of their sports and pas times. They will race horses, paddle their canoeB on the lagoon nnd exhibit a variety of other features of aborig inal existence. The executive committee of the Na 'tlona) Irrigation Congress have se lected the first, second and third days In September, 1898, at Cheyenne, Wyo., as the time and pluce for holding the convention. The membership of this congress shall be as follows: Five dele gates for each state and territory, to be appointed by the governors thereof. One delegate from each city In the United States having a population less than 25,000, nnd two delegates from each city having a population over 25, 000. One delegate from each regularly organized Irrigation, agricultural and horticultural society, society of en gineers. Irrigation companies, agricul tural college and commercial body, and the duly accredited representative of any foreign nation or colony, and nny member of the United States senate and house of representatives, and gov ernor of a state or territory, any mem ber of a state or territorial Irrigation commission, the chairman of each sec tion and the permanent ofllcers of the congress. The great and beneficial re sults that can be obtained by Irrigation In Nebraska are only Just beginning to be realized, and one needs only an op portunity to see what can be done to be convinced of the superior returns to the husbandman for his labor and to be convinced that to the investor the profits are large and that his secur ity for his Investment Is beyond ques tion absolutely secure. Nebraska a few years ago was comparatively un known as an irrigation state. During the past few years It has, however, rapidly come to the front, and is now recognized as being the leading irriga tion state, and has as a matter of fact a larger acreage under Irrigation than any other state In the union. It Is hoped that all good Nebraskans will take such interest In the coming con gress that they will make It a point to attend the convention In person and will, If possible, bring with them for exhibition, specimens of products pro duced under irrigation. Visit The Black Hills Take a Plunge. On August 9th tho F. E. & M. V. R. R. will run u special excursion to Hot Spricgs,S. D. at a very lowruto. Tickets good .'10 days. If you hue never visited the historic Black Hills, and tho wondor ful Hot Springs located in tho southern Hills, this will he yoyr opportunity to do so. Avoid the hot days usually pre vailing during the middle of August by muking this Uip to tho Black Hills whoro vou are assured of a good climate and benefits fifevory way. SENATOR ALLEN'S HAWAIIAN SPEECH NEBRASKA'S SENIOR SENATOR TAKES STRONG GROUNDS AGAINST ANNEXATION. SAYS THAT IT IS DANGEROUS EUROPEAN IMPERIALISM NOT IN FAVOR OF RETURNING TO SPAIN ANY TERRITORY LOST TO HER BY THIS WAR. A Synopsis oftho Spoeohos or Senator Alien on This Important Subjoot will Do Divided Into Several Parts and Published In Those Columns From 'lime to Time PART Mr. Hoar Mr. President, wilt the senator nllow me to ask him if that statement can be reconciled with the possibility of difference of opinion be tween two senators from the same state? Mr. Allen I see nothing In the ques tion to militate against the proposition I make. Mr. Hoar My honorable friend will pardon me: I do not wish to Interrupt him, because I sec he has prepared himself very carefully, but I under stand him to say that the provision of tho constitution that two-thirds of tho senators shall concur in a treaty to give It validity is equivalent to a statement that two-thirds of th states must concur? Mr. Allen Yes, sir. Mr. Hoar I ask the senator how that can be when all tho states have two senators, and the two senators may differ? Mr. Allen Mr. President, It may be, and quite likely would be In some cases, that the senators representing a state would differ; but nevertheless the pro position is plain that two-thirds of the senators concurring would mean, as a matter of fact, the representation of two-thirds of the states; and that would be the exercise of the power that came to the states In their original ca pacity from the English crown. When our states secured their liber ation from England before the forma tion of the constitution, they Inherited ' every power that could be exercised ; by the British government, among I which was the treaty making power; 'and when the constitution of the Unit ed States was formed, that treaty mak ing power was lodged In the president 'of the United States and two-thirds of I tho states as represented by their sen ators In this chamber. That treaty making power embraces every conceiv able treaty that can be made between I this government and a foreign power; and there Is no authority in the consti tution or In tho history or traditions of this government for this govern ment to negotiate even with another nation excepting as It Is found express-' ' ed In tho provisions of the constitution. Mr. President, the constitution must be gin and end with the territorial Juris diction of the United States; It can not ' reach beyond the boundaries of our government. It would be as lifeless 'and Impotent as a piece of blank paper I in Canada or In the Hawaiian Islands; and so with a statute or Joint resolu tlon. But as respects the treaty mak Ing power, the president Is authorized to open negotiations with foreign coun tries and enter Into treaties of all kinds, subject to the right of the states as represented In this chamber to approve or reject; and whenever we depart from this specific and plain pathway, we abandon the provision, the letter, the spirit and the policy of tho constitu tion Mr. President, these constitutional checks nnd safeguards would be utter ly thrown down If we were to pursue the course now attempted on the other side. We would strike down absolutely and for nil time the power of the pres ident to Initiate or make treaties, and also the constitutional safeguard re quiring two-thirds of the senators pres ent to concur In their terms and condi tions. This can not be done with Im punity and without being guilty of a flagrant violation of the express terms of the constitution Itself. And thus, Mr. President, from year to year and from decade to decade, sub stantial and elementary provisions of the constitution, solemnly promulgated for the protection of the people and the preservation of the nation, are ob literated and set aside as obsolete by those Intrusted with their preserva tion and who have taken a solemn oath to observe nnd sustain them. This course of constantly violating the pro visions of the constitution can not b carried on to any great extent without our reaching that point where the con stltution will be set nt utter defiance In all of Its provisions nnd we will enter on the chaotic sea of presidential and legislative caprice without any re straint whatever. In fact, so notorious nnd open have been the violations of the constitution within the last few years, that a distinguished American statesman, who for many years served in this chamber, and who Is yet alive, declared that "the constitution means whatever a majority of congress says It means." Section 3. Article IV. of the const'.tu. tlon. authorizing congress to admit new states Into the union, does not mean the annexation of foreign territory as a state, but has reference solely to the authority of ccr.gress to create new states out of territory originally In the possession of the United States, or that may be acquired by proper treaty under the constitution. This Is Its full scope and meaning, and any argument to the effwt that undtr this provision conpr"!- ys power to annex the Ha- wallnn irinPiisi l unu armma.) on. a ..i '- Mt.tvu n.iu '11 olutlve of the p'sJn purpose and policy a of the coqaUtutlon TWO. I pass from the Interesting and Im portant question I have been discuss ing with these simple observations, re straining myself from discussing It more fully, scientifically nnd accurately, because of a lack of time, to the con sideration of other equally Important and Interesting questions. Mr. President, the policy of annexa- viun, icrruunai aggranaizement. or colonization has been studiously con- demned by every distinguished states man from Washington to the present hour; and I regard It as highly Import ant, before this discussion shall end, to cite their utterances with some de gree of liberality. President Washington said, Septem ber 17, 1796: The great rule of conduct for us In regard to foreign nations Is, In extend ing our commercial relations, to have with them as little political connection as possible. So far as we have already formed engagements, let them be ful filled with perfect good faith. Here let us stop. "Europe has a set of primary Inter ests which to us have none or a very remote relation. Hence she must be engaged In frequent controversies, the causes of which are essentially foreign to our concerns. Hence, therefore, It must be unwise In us to Implicate our selves by artificial ties In the ordinary vicissitudes of her politics or the ordi nary combinations nnd collisions of her friendships or enmities. "Our detached and distant situation Invites and enables us to pursue a dif ferent course. If we remain one people under an efficient government, the per iod Is not far oft when we may defy material Injury from external annoy unce; when we may take such an at titude as will cause the neutrality we may at any time resolve upon to be scrupulously respected; when belliger ent nations, under the Impossibility of making acquisitions upon us, will not legally hazard the giving us provoca tion; when we may choose peace or war. as our Interest, guided by Justice, shall counsel. "Why forego the ndvantnges of so peculiar a situation? Why quit our own to stand upon foreign ground? Why, by Interweaving our destiny with that of any part of Europe, entangle our peace and prosperity In the tolls of European ambition, rivalshlp, Interest, humor or caprice?" President William Henry Harrison said in his Inaugural address, March 4, 1841; "I can conceive of no more sublime spectacle, none more likely to protltiate an Impartial and common creator, than a rigid adherence to the principles of Justice on the part of a powerful nation in Its transactions with a weaker and uncivilized people whom circumstances have placed at its disposal." Senator Allen here quoted extensively rrom the messages of President John Tyler, President Jam.es K. Polk, Presi dent Zachary Taylor, President Fill more. President Pierce. President Bu chanan and President McKlnley, who In his inaugural said: "We want no wars of conquest; we must avoid the temptation of territor ial aggression." Again he said, quoting the language of Mr. Lincoln, that our government was "conceived In freedom and dedi cated to the happiness of free and equal men" and that it "should not entangle Itself In the unrest and in trlgue of militarism, which Is the scourge of the old world." So It Is true that from the formation of the republic down to and Including the present chief executive we have been warned by the presidents against Imperialism or territorial aggression. Now, Mr. President, without and change In the circumstances, without any new fact having risen to make a change of policy necessary, It Is pro posed to force the annexation of the Hawaiian Islands to the government of the United States by a revolutionary process and one directly In conflict with the language and policy of the consti tution. Mr. President, If we are to pursue this method of construing the consti tution of our government, where will this republic end I was talking but a short time ago with a distinguished senator, and I asked him, "What do you take the constitution of the United States to mean?" "Well," he said, "a sort of guide or hand board to the course the government should pursue." 1 said. 'Do you not regard It as ab solutely binding?" "No." he said, "it Is more In the nature of a direction," If that doctrine Is to become the doc trine of this country, we have en tered now upon a sea of uncertainty that will result In the complete over turning of every branch of the govern ment. No man can affcrd. whatever popular opinion may be amenk his constituents, to violate hi? sense of the constitution to meet their requirements. If I were satisfied, as I am, that this nrecess of annexation Is In violation of the constitution. 1 would vote aealnsl it. aunougn m duing so 1 might bo nvtn into piiva;e life From the organization of the govern ment to the present time there has been a uniform concensus of Judgment and expression on the part of the presidents. Including the present chief executive! that we should avoid an imperial or aggressive policy, a policy that will seize the territory of other governments and annex It to ours. On the 20th of April last the senate passed a Joint resolution, No. 21, known as the resolution of Intervention In .the war between Spain and Cuba. The fourth paragraph of those resolutions Is In the following language: "Fourth That the United States hereby disclaims any disposition or In tentlon to exercise sovereignty. Juris diction or control over said Island, ex cept for the pacification thereof, and asserts Its determination, when that Is accomplished, to leave the government and control of the Island to Its people." That Is the latest and most authorita tive declaration of congress on the sub ject now under consideration. We were not content with simply disclaiming a disposition to exercise sovereignty, but we declared our purpose that as soon as the Island was pacified we would leave the government and control of Cuba to Its people. There again wo Instinctively recognize the doctrine of a purely domestic policy that has been followed during the existence of our government. Even Alexander Hamilton, who spoke of this country as a republican mon archy, and who had no faith In the ability of the people to govern them selves, declared that our Isolated con dition, and the fact that ours wa3 a re. publican form of government mnde it absolutely Impossible for us to pursue other than a purely domestic policy, be cause, as was said by that distinguished statesman, nnd by Jefferson, Madison and others at that time, the policies and measures of a republican form of gov ernment are constantly changing. To ady, for Instance, we may have a chief executive who believes In a policy of aggrandizement, but before four years elapse the temper of the American peo ple may change and we may elect a president who believes In pursuing a purely odmestlc policy. Under such clrcumstnnces Is It not to be seen by the commonest mind that It Is Impossible for a republic to pur sue an aggressive foreign policy? And yet, sir, we propose to reach out 2,100 miles In the Pacific ocean and annex to this country some ten or twelve Islands, probably not to exceed six or seven of them Inhabited, not because they are of value to us, but because, as I shall show before this discussion concludes, the American sugar trust desires them to be annexed that they may avoid the payment of about $10,000,000 of taxes a year. What is the pretense or the pretend ed cause for this proposed annexa tion? It Is said we need them for de fensive purposes, that strategic reasons underlie the proposed annexation. Gen eral Schofleld said, and others of equal knowledge concur with him, that there Is not a solitary thing about the Islands giving them any military value except Pearl Harbor. According to senators In the remarks a few days ago we have a title to Pearl Harbor and we have made an appropriation to Improve It. If we have a title to Pearl Harbor as a harbor of refuge and for coaling and watering and repairing purposes, what Is there about the balance of those Islands that would Induce he govern ment of the United States to annex them? Absolutely nothing. Then. Mr. President, look at that pe culiar kind of reasoning that says we must have Islands 2,100 miles from us us for the purpose of enabling us to defend the coast of our country. I suppose after a time It will be said we must reach still farther east and get some Islands to enable us to defend the Hawaiian Islands, and then some other Islands and mainlands to enable us to defend them, and so on until we girdle the earth. Mr. President, we would have to In crease our navy by pursuing a policy of this kind to at least 100 If not 120 war vessels. It would mean an In crease of the taxes to the people of the United States of at least J200.000.000 a year, to say nothing about the money we should be compelled to expend In erecting and arming land fortifications. I have never yet heard In all the ar guments which have been submitter In this chamber .in anything that has been written or spoken on the subject. one substantial reason In favor of this proposed annexation. There can be but one motive that underlies It, and that Is the motive, Mr. President, of enriching those who have acquired the productive lands of the Hawaiian Isl ands, and all that Is to be done at the expense of the American people. Are we to consider the condition of the Inhabitants of that country In de. nex those Islands? No; our primary duty Is to consider the effect of annex ation on the people of this country. Are we prepared to lower our standard of civilization? Are we prepared to sup plement the act of annexing the Ha waiian Islands by an net annexing the Philippines, annexing Cuba, annex ing Porto Rico and the other Islands we are capturing, and by that means precipitate Into our civilization 15,000, 000 Malays, Chinese. Japanese, and hamitlc races, absolutely Incomneten to assume the duties and responsibili ties of citizenship: and by that means. Mr President, permitting all those millions to come to this country nnd mingle with our people without re straint? (To be continued ) "Did you read about the Iowa preach-. er who was engaged to 17 girls?" "Yes: I presume the poor man wa trying to keep lbs choir together thro' the hot weather." RECEIVED LIKE LIBERATORS PORTO RICANS EXTEND GLAD HANDS TO AMERICAN TROOPS Three Amerlonns Wounded In the SktrmlBh Alcalde Receives Gen. Miles with Courtey and asks His Pleasure with the Town. Ponce, Potto Rico, Thursday, July 28, Evenlng-(Vla St. Thomas. Friday Morning, July 29.) The American con quest of Porto Rico hns begun aspucl ously. Tho Spanish have abandoned Ponce, the principal port on the south ern coast of the Island, and In many respects Its most progressive city. Lost night General Mllea landed and this morning took possession and raised the stars and stripes. The Inhabitants received the Americans with open arms and gave them the wildest and most exaggerated welcome, Indicating that the population was ripe for the revolt, which was predicted as soon as Amer ican troopa touched the shore. The forces landed at Guanlca on Monday have been moved and now hold the terminus of the railway con nevtlng Yauco with Ponce. They en countered no opposition except on Tuesday morning at daylight, when the advance skirmishers pushed into a force of Spaniards occupying a house on the Yauco road. The Bkirmlshers fell back under a hot fire and then again came gallantly forward, driving the enemy for a mile from the fortifica tions Into the bush. Three Americans were wounded In the encounter. They are Captain Edward J. Gibbons, com pany A. shot In the leg; Captain B. A. Blstwlck, company L, In the left arm, slightly; Private James Drummond, company K, in the neck. The enemy lost three killed and fourteen wounded. After the action It was believed that the enemy Intended to contest the 'ad vance from Guanlca. General Miles made preparations to send General Wilson's troops to Ponce with a view of throwing them upon Ponce, and the enemy, nnd then closing In on the lat ter from both directions. He sent word to Captain Hlgglnson of the battleship Massachusetts yesterday to be ready to cover the landing today. An officer accordingly was sent ashore yesterday afternoon to formally demand the sur render of the port of Ponce, three miles from the city of Ponce. The offi cer was greatly surprised to learn that not only the port, but the city of Ponce, was ready to capitulate. The Spanish commandant, Jullson San Martin, with 1,000 men, without arttt lery, had been taken completely by sur prise by the Invasion occurring in this quarter. On the advice of the British consul he decided to make no resist ance. A force of marines was Imme diately landed from the Annapolis and the American flag was hoisted over the customs house In the port of Ponce. During the night the Spanish troops re tired from the city along the military road toward San Juan, where it is probable that Captain General Macias will eventually concentrate all the SpanlBh forces on the Island. In the morning General Miles estab lished headquarters at the customs house and raised the American fleg. Among the prizes found In tho har bor were seventy lighters used In load ing sugar ships, and these were used instead of cutters in conveying the troops ashore, during which operation not a man or animal was Injured. The scene when the soldiers reached the wharves along the water front was remarkable. Thousands of residents of the city, men, women and children. lined the water front and shouts of Joy and cries of "Viva los Americanos!" "Buenos dlas!" "Porto Rico Libre!" greeted them. The soldiers were re ceived like liberators rather than In truders. The red-Bhlrted firemen came down to the wharf in a body and cheer ed lustily. Captain Dions, with com pany K of the Sixteenth regiment, Immediately marched to the city and established a provost guard in the mu nicipal building, and the soldiers are billeted in the frescoed and gold deco. rated room of the alcalde. On every hand the greatest satisfac tion was evidenced. Women adorned .themselves in their brightest gowns nnd waved their hands and smiled as (the troops marched through the streets. Public vehicles did a thriving business 'in conveying the curious to the har 'bor to view the American ships. The doors of the merchant houses were opened and the whole city presented the appearance of celebrating a fete. The poor were especially rejoiced. The city of Ponce Is romantic and picturesque, with buildings of old Moor ish and Spanish architecture. Its broad plazas and blue, pink and green-tinted houses present a pleasing appearance, and Its Btreets are clean and well paved. The"lnhabltants are native Por to RIcans, a well defined race, result ing from a blend of Spanish and orig inal Carlbs, with a sprinkling of for eigners, mostly French and Germans, and a few English and Americans. All the approaches to the city are carefully guarded at night. General Henrj' will effect a Juncture with Gen eral Wilson here as soon as possible, and their troops will await the arrival of the other troops now on the way. The military road to San Juan is broad and well beaten and will offer no such difficult passage of artillery and supply trains as did the soggy and almost un broken trails of Cuba to the advance of General Shatter. Information received by General Miles Indicates that there are less than 7,000 regulars and 5,000 volunteers In the Island. THIEF TAKER A THIEF. Wllllnm Kldd. or Robert Kldd, as he Is sometimes called, was at first a sail or In the merchant service, who had .a wife and fnmlly In New York. He was a very respectable man, nnd had a good reputation as a seaman, nnd about 1690, when there was wnr between England and France, Kldd was put In command of a privateer, and In two or three en gagements with French vessels he showed himself to be a brave fighter and a prudent commander. Some years later he sailed to Eng land, and- while there he received an appointment of a peculiar character. It was at the time when the king of Eng land was doing his best to put down the pirates of the American coast, and Sir George Bellomont, the recently ap pointed governor of New York, recom mended Captain Kldd as a suttablq man to command a ship to be sent out to suppress piracy. When Kldd agreed to take the position of chief of marine police he was not employed by tho crown, but by a small company of gen tlemen of capital, who formed them selves Into a sort of trust, company on society for the prevention of cruelty to, merchantmen, and the object of their association was not only to put down pirates, but to put some money Into their own pockets as well. Kldd was furnished with two commis sions, one appointing him a prlvateen with authority to capture French ves sels, and the other empowering him. to Belze and destroy all pirate ships, Kldd was ordered to keep a strict ac count of all the booty captured on his cruise in order that it might be fairly divided among those who were stock holders In the enterprise, one-tenth of the total proceeds being reserved fop the king. Kldd sailed from England In the Ad venture, a large ship with thirty guns and eighty men, and on hj3 way to America he captured a French ship which he carried to New York. Here he arranged to make his crew a great deal larger than had been thought nec essary In England, and by offering a fair share of the property he might con fiscate on piratical or French ships he Induced a great many able seamen to enter his service, and when the Adven ture left New York she carried a crew of 150. With a fine ship and a strong crew, Kidd now sailed out of the harbor ap parently to put down piracy In Amer ican waters, but his methods were very peculiar, for Instead of cruising up and down our coast he gayly sailed away to the Island of Madeira, and then around the Cape of Good Hope to Mad agascar and the Red Sea, thu3 getting hlmse'lf as far out of his regular beat as any New York policeman would be If ho should walk a beat In the domin ions of the Khan of Tartary. By the time Captain Kldd reached that part of the world he had been at sea for nearly a year without putting down any pirates or capturing any French ships. In fact, he had made no money whatever for himself or the stockholders of the company that had sent him out. His men, of course, must have been very much surprised at this unusual neglect of his own and his em ployers' Interests, but when he reached the Red Sea he boldly Informed them that he had "iade a change In his business, and had decided that he would become a pirate himself, and In stead of taking prizes of French Bhlps only which he was legally empowered to do he would capture any valuable ship he could find on the seas, no mat ter to what nation they belonged. Ho then went on to state that his present purpose In coming to those oriental waters was to capture the rich fleet from Mocha, which was due In the lower part of the Red Sea about that time. The crew of the Adventure read ily agreed to become pirates. St. Nich olas. Queer Notions. "A lawyer Is the repository of more secrets than a priest or a doctor," said a member of the fraternity while tak ing his ease at the club. "Mostly rascally," suggested the lis tener. "Well, yes." admitted the lawyer. "It Is my experience that there never yet was a case where one side was wholly In the right and the other side wholly In the wrong. That Is what makes it easy on a lawyer's conscience. You didn't think he had one? Come, give us something new. But what I was about to say was that very few people have a conscience." "I thought everybody had one?" "Theoretically everybody has, but It Is only used In Judging other persons' acts. When a man Is personally Inter ested he puts his conscience to one side. That's what makes work for the law yers. Every term there are hundreds of cases tried In which one party knows he is entirely In the wrong, but hopes to get the better of his opponent by some slip of the law. "The root of the trouble," he went on. "Is that people have got their morals mixed. Nine-tenths of the peo ple think that nothing is wrong unless the law says It Is. If they should hap. pen to land In a country where BteaU ing was unknown, and where, of course, there would be no laws ngalnst It, they would feel Justified In stealing. Now, laws don't make crimes; crimes make laws. If there wasn't a law on the stat ute books It would still be wrong to kill, steal, cheat or commit any other crime, but you can't get people to un derstand that. Any mean, overbearing, tricky or wrong uctlon that the law does not absolutely forbid they will do; the Inherent sense of Justice which is supposed to lurk In every man's breast V Is largely a myth." ' "Why don't you preach that to your clients?" asked his friend. "And lose all my clients? No, thank you," saio me lawyer, indignantly. X y