Fl- T as Chronic Rheumatism. From the ImUutrial A'eiM, Jaekmm, Mich. 1 tic Mibjoct of tills ketclil flfty-M ypars ti -sro, nl actively uiiimuihI In farinitiu. Wins .-soventeen your old lie hurt Ills shoulder ttnd few )o;irs aftor, rointiieno'tf to Imvo rlii-nnmti. pains In It. On takltiir a slight cold or the Ir.is .strain, omotline without any apparent canst' whntoTor, tho trouble would start and ho would :uflor tho imut excrnnlatiiiK pains. lie sufTnrcd forovnr thirty year, uiul tlm lat docado hat siilTored so much that ho wan unable to do any work. To tlilt tlm f roquont occurrences of .dlrzy solh wnro added, making him almost a holplesi Invalid. In all Sorts of irmcier. He tried tho best physicians but without being benefitted and lias used several spoclflc rlieu itnatlc cures, but was not helped. About onq 3'car and six mouths :ico ho read In this piipor of) . cjiso somowliat similar to his which wns cured Jiy Dr. Williams' l'ink rills and concluded to try 'tuls remedy. After taking tho first box ho felt somewhat lirtter, and after uslnii three boxes, tho paliH entirely disappeared, tho d zzmoss left him, and lia has now for over a year been entirely freo from all his formor trouble and enjoys nutter Jicaltli than ho ha had since his boyhood. Ho Is loud In bis nriilscw of Dr. Williams' l'lnk rills, for 1'ata People and will gladly corroborate 'tho above statements. Ills post oluco address Is Xorenzo Neoloy, Morton, Jackson County, Mich' jgau. All tho elomonts necessary to glvo now life .-and richness to tho blood and restore shattered nerves are contained, In a comlonsod form In J)r. Williams' l'lnk fills for l'ala l'eople. All druggists sell them. HODSON'S LOVE ROMANCE. Lieutenant Hobson has figured In n Hove romance, famous In naval clrclen Once he loved a woman with all the strength of his singularly strong- and' earnest nature. She was the only woman he ever, loved. She rejected him and married :a brother olllcer. The fair woman of his dreams whom fun-loving cadets called "Hobson'a choice," was Miss Collins, the daughter of Mrs. Paul Lyle Collins, formerly of New Orleans, now of Washington. Mrs. PattI Collins has long been In the .government employ as a postofllce -clerk, where she Is known as an ex .pert "blind reader," or decipherer of Illegible addresses. She was once a successful contributor to current magi .azlnes. Miss Collins was one of the great, belles of Washington. She dressed slm-v .ply, but In perfect taste. She possessed; -a. remarkable beauty of the dark souths em type. She was tall and of stately carriage, with dark eyes and hair. She! -was a charming conversationalist. J Frank Baker Zahm and Richmond! Pearson Hobson were rivals for her) hand. ' Hobson entered the Naval academy Jn 1885, and Zahm two years later. Both distinguished themselves as students. JEach carried off "lirst honors," grauj uatlng at the head of his class. Ac cording to the regulations, the first three men In the graduating classes .at Annapolis are permitted to maka their own choice of the corps or brand of the naval service they shall enter, Both Hobson and Zahm chose the conj atructlon corps, because a man of thaq corps omits the grade of ensign and becomes a Junior lieutenant at once, Hobson on graduating from the naval academy studied at the Ecole d'Appll catlon du tJenle Maritime In Paris, be ing raduated at the head of his class. Zahm entered the university of Glas-. ,-gow. from which he, too, was, gradu ated at the head of his clasB. The two men who had been rivals in, their studies and rivals in success werq .rivals In love. Both were men of exceptional strength of chnracter, and both were terribly In earnest. They had courted the youthful beauty in their cadet days. They returned from their foreign stu dies mature In mind and body and prepared to pursue their rivalry to thq 'bitter end. It was a wonderful courtship. They ;say that Hobson, who rarely thinks oj .anything but his profession, used tq mingle his conversation with exterior ballistics and protestations of deathless, devotion. Little did she know how ha could defy death. In spite of his peculiarities of con versatlon, Hobson is a favorite with, women, who sometimes, like serious anen. Nevertheless,- he- was fated to -fall In this caae. Zahm won the lady. It is no disparagement to that gallant officer to say that marriage notoriously .goes more by favor than by merit. After this reverse Hobson became imore grimly devoted to his profession than ever. They say that he cares fori ,r wnmnn now excent in a platonld way, but his attitude toward them la, 4he perrecuon oi cmvuiry uu vuumn;, Ulke that of a true southerner. Miss Collins was married to Frank -noVor 'nhm two years ago. Zahm was then sent to Port Royal, S. C amd Hobson to the Brooklyn Navy .yard. Mrs. Zahm Is now celebrated as one. .of "the three beauties of the Naval Construction corns." xne oiner two are Mrs. David Taylor and Miss Mar tha Hltchborn, daughter of Chief Con structor Hltchborn. Vice Chancellor Heed heard testli mony at Jersey City yesterday In a -.suit of William J. Wilson of 992 Ave nue D, Bayonne, N. J., for divorce, from his wife, Frederlka. The- core spondent named Is Edward L. SqulresJ of Newark. Wilson and his wife havej -not lived together for Ave years. Mrs,1 "Wilson keeps a boarding house at 19 and 20. Rankin street. Newark. Lawyer Isaac Qoldenhorn, counsel for the petitioner, Introduced a re. markable piece of testimony In th shape of a letter to the defendant, -which, he said, was written when tho defendant was Miss Fredo Meyer, ijulres' youngest son says that he saw Ills father open the vein and write the, letter. In the letter Squires begged Miss Meyer to come and live with him. Wilson mnde a business trip to Os--wego. N. Y., In 1S97. and alleges that on his return he found hlB wife living -with Squires. The defendant denied her husband's charge. The Vice Chan, cellor reserved decision. Jessie Lowe, of Dayton, Wash., 18 years old. was awakened from a nap on a couch downstairs In her horn by a dream that. a certain room upstairs was on lire. She ran upstairs and found it Just ns the dream had pictured it, nd she put out the tire. THE QUEER ENDJFJ GIRL'S ROMANCE, Sho Married a Spaniard and Bocnmo a Spy -Seeks Revenge Against Her Native Land for tho Death of Hor Husband In Cuba. A woman la the eyes, ears nnd brains While the crews of the caravels re of the Spanish spy system here. I mnlned In America the young people Interesting as has been some of the found many opportunities to meet. Fl Information published about the Mont-1 nnlly Cancan returned to his duties ut renl colony of Snnnlsh oillclnls. the i Paris and the lovers found such con- most sensational story bearing upon , the operations of the staff of the for- mer Spanish minister to Washington has not hitherto got Into print. Family Influence has kept the story secret here The truth Is, the most valuable spy of Spain ts a beatulful woman, daugh ter of one of the best families. A year before the arrival of the car avels one of the most notable naval visitors to the port of Montreal was the French warship Mlnerve, "llylng the flag of Rear Admlrnl Vlgne, commanding the French squadron In American wa ters. The vessel remained here a lonuj time, and the officers enjoyed them selves Immensely. One good mother had her hopes realized. The day the Mlnerve left port to tho tunes of Vive la Canndlenne and the Marseillaise, La Patrle and La Monde announced the engagement of the step daughter of a prominent Judge of the Court of Queen's Bench to Lieutenant de Poltras, the Admiral's flng olllcer. Before Christmas the marriage was quietly solemnized In the Roman Cath olic archleplscopal palace. The match appeared a splendid one, but the wedding brought bitter sorrow to one heart, that of Mile, Josephine de Chapelle, the "woman" of this story and the life long friend of the bride. The orange blossoms nnd the gaieties were a mockery to her, for the mar riage meant separation from the indi vidual whom of all others she loved best. A motherless, slsterless girl her self, the bride had been not only her friend, but her adviser In all things. The Intimate relationship between Miss de Chappelle and her friend con sequently kept the former In a very prominent position In Canadian society, but after the marriage of her friend she appeared to lose Interest In social engagements and society saw little of her. Separation from her friend appeared destined to put a stop altogether to her participation In the doings of the so ciety In which she had been hitherto so keenly Interested. Her father, at first not altogether sorry at the change that had apparently come over his only daughter, eventually became concerned. At his selgneury on the Ottawa river, living the peaceful, healthy life of the Canadian seigneur, occupied In his tim ber limits, his horses and his parish church, M. Louis de Chappelle had little time and less Inclination for so cial distractions. He was devoted to his daughter, and nothing was denied her. At her moth er's dying request the bringing up of the girl was intrusted to the care of her sister, the accomplished wife of M. Lamoureux, one of the wealthiest mer chants and bankers In Montreal. M. Lamoureux is the brother of the mother of Mme. de Poltras. Josephine had been given a most thorough educa tion, first taking a thorough course at the Convent of the Sacred Heart, and following It at Vassar, In the United States. The latter course was prob nbly a result of the advice of M. La moureux. On her return from the states a visit to Mme. de Poltras wus decided upon, and the whole of the next winter Jo sephine spent In Paris ns her guest. Here she regained her old-time gaiety which hnd characterized her former career in Canada. The following spring the young lady returned to Canada, ap parently herself again. A month before the caravels arrived In Montreal, on June 19, 1SU3. Joseph ine received n letter from her friend In Paris which caused her some sur prise. Shortly after she hud left P&ris. Mme. de Poltras wrote, the lutter had had as a gust in her house an old friend of her husband, Lieutenant Con. cas, of the Spanish royal navy. The two officers had been educated together In a naval college on the Uny of nis cay, and after obtnlnlng commissions In the lleets of their respective coun tries had seen more or less of one an other as their sea duty happened to be on the same station. Friendly at school, their friendship became more firmly cemented during their service. Then came the part of the communi cation which especially interested Jo sephine. Mme. de Poltras added that the first evening Concas stopped at her house he had his attention attracted to one of Josephine's photographs In her cab inet, and at once became very much interested. Insisting upon his hostess showing him all Josephine's pictures in the house. Mme. de Poltras added that she feared her guest, n splendid young fel low In every way, and a member of one of the most eminent families In Spain, as could be Judged by his diplomatic- appointments, had rallen heau over ears In love with her through her portrait. Other letters passed between the friends before the caravels arrived In Montreal; Mme. de Poltras never neg lecting to mention Josephine's young admirer, and Josephine on her part be coming, gradually Interested. It was, consequently, with consider able Muttering of her blithesome heart that she at last received a letter from Mme. de Poltras conveying the Infor mation that at his own request Concas had received an appointment to one of the caravels, then on their way across the Atlantic. A few days later nnother letter came, explaining that Concas had made her promldy that he should see Josephine In Montreal, ana sne oeggea ner menu to do him the courtesy of securing him an Invitation to Mme. Lamaureux's. Josephine had become interested In the man who had shown himself so strangely attracted toward her, and she took the most certain way to se cure an Introduction. She explained to the mayor, Hon. Al fonso des Jardlnes, M. P., whom she had known all her lifetime, as he was a personal friend and confidential banker of her father, that she desired an Introduction to Lieutenant Concas as she had a communication for him from her old friend, Mme. de Poltras. Aa the program laid down included the presentation of the party to the officers of the little ships, the request was not hard to comply with, though the mayor wondered somewhat at the girl's manner of making the request. The Introduction appeured agreeable to both, and the meeting was prob ably on both sides a case of love at first sight. The two appeared suited to one an other, and though the caravels re mained only two days at Montreal, the circumstances had been geneially remarked. As soon as the caravels hnd re?eived the deluge of official welcomes at Chi cago. Concas obtnlned a week's leave ami came to Montreal, nnd so Inti mate were the young couple that the announcement of the engagemar. was expected hy every one Infimedlitely after the return of the yiung oSlcer to his ship. solntlon as they could In correspond ence. After leaving Montreal Concas had some duty at Washington, and delay keeping him there, Josephine seized the opportunity to pay a long-promised visit to some friends living on Four teenth street, Northwest. Before sep arating to proceed respectively north and south, the pair were married. Efforts have been made to throw dis credit upon tho story that there wns a legal marriage, but the suspicion Is wholly uncalled for. The ceremony wns performed by a priest of the Uomnn Catholic church. An officer of the Spanish legation and a French-Canadian physlclnn practic ing In Baltimore were the witnesses. It Is explained now that there were good reasons on Concas' part for keep ing the marriage secret. Progress In the diplomatic service in Spain depends upon lnlleuntlnl political backing. Con- cas wns being ndvanced lnrgely through the Inffuence of a man who was nmnl tlous to give his family something of a fllip In the social scale by an alliance between his daughter and Concas. At the moment of his marriage the young officer could not Jeopardize hlrf chnnces of advancement by antagonizing his Influential patron, so the marriage had He hoped It would not be for long, as the successful accomplishment of his mission to Cuba would place him be yond the need of assistance outside his profession. It appears that the Span ish government had found It almost Impossible to complete some Important batteries on the Cuban coast, on ac count of some difficulty in providing a revetment suitable for the peculiar sand and the climate. Concas had kept his eyes open while In England, and he offered to do the work If the materials and workmen required were placed at his command. He eventu ally got all he wanted. ConcuB told his wife, on departure, that nfter a month's work In Cuba he felt sure he would be In a position to claim her openly without fear of the conseqeunces. After Josephine returned to Canada she received several letters from her husband In Cuba, all complaining bit terly of the sympathy shown the Cu ban rebelB by the American people, and explaining several times that but for the nsslstance received from the United States the revolt would easily be stamped out. At last came a letter from Concas warnlg Josephine thnt she could not hear from him for some time, as he had left for a part of the island cut off from communication with the rest of the world. Then came a period of agonjzlng sus pense for the unfortunate younk wife. By this time she realized that she was about to become a mother, but she shrank from telling her story to her father, for he would feel hnrt at her failure to take him Into her confidence earlier and she hoped that every day would bring news of Concas or per haps word from the husband himself. Explanations would then be so much more simple. Weeks passed but no word of Con cas came; months slipped by. Fearing that her secret could be kept no longer, Josephine made an excuse to go to New York. Thither was 'summoned some weeks later the old seigneur of the Ottawa manolr. His daughter was In a very critical state of health, and If he wanted to see her alive he had better proceed by the next train. There wns no need to hurry the old gentleman; he did not hnvo one wink of sleep between the receipt of the telegram and his arrival at the private hospital where his daughter was a patient. A great Improvement had taken place In the condition of the young mother, for she was a mother now, out for one moment the venerable seigneur devout ly wished that he had seen his child dead before his fuce. There was an angry scene, but the old man became somewhat reconciled on hearing his daughter's story. A couple of months later M. de Chappelle returned with Josenhlne to the manolr. The little child died in New York immediately before the return of the old seigneur and his" daughter to the manolr, and this accounts for the new made little grave In the De Chappelle lot In the country cemetery, which set so many tongues a wagging In the Ot tawa valley at the time. Still no word come from Concas. Jo sephine never doubted his fidelity, but her father, perhaps naturally, was not satisfied. If Concas were an honest man why did he not claim his wife and set.- her good name right before the world? So the old gentleman ar gued. At last news of her missing husband reached Josephine, and truly dreadful news It was. It came In a letter from Mme. de Poltras. of Paris. The offi cial returns of the operations against the- Insurgents of Santiago de. Cuba during the twelve months had Just been published, and one of the first names among the killed had been that of Lieu tenant Concas, of the navy. The re port explained that the lieutenant and a number of military officers had lost their lives in the destruction of a trans, port train by dynamite. The official report stated that the explosives were supplied from the Unit ed States, and that the laying and firing of the mines were superintended by exnert American engineers. It Is not unnatural for a woman dif fering In nationality from her husband to sympathize with his country in an International dispute or actual war, even were her own country the other dispUtnnt; it is little wonder that Jo sephine's love for Concas and her close association with the Spanish diplomatic circle at Washington led her sympathies to the side of Spain. Josephine's hatred of Americans be came Intensely bitter. She was ready to take official Spanish rejwrts as fact, and doing so naturally blamed the president of the United Stutes for her bereavement. She said to her father, she repeated It In acknowledging a kind little letter of sympathy from the young officer of the Spanish legation at Washington who had ncted as witness at her ill starred marriage. Meantime sinister reports about the Internal affairs of the De Chappelle houaeholn got about. There was abun dant theme for t-enndal In the llttl" grave. The strain proved too much for the proud nnd honorable old seigneur His brain weakened, and he is now prncttcnlly a prisoner in his own house. This wns the position of affairs when the declaration of war between Spain niitl the United Stntex put the world on tiptoe of excltemi'iU. The most press. Ing tmemdUte need of Sptiln was an In telligence department In America. Ther wns not so much as a framswork to start with, but the staff of the Spau. Ish legation nt Washington came to Canada and at once set to work to bring the spy service Into being. As soon as the Spaniards renrhed Montreal Mme. Concas called upon tho young officer, who hnd been the solitary witness of her marriage. He Intro duced her to Lieutenant Cnrrnnzn. For some time the pride of Josephine revolted at the suggestion that she should become a spy, but wily argu ments nnd her Inlely born hatred of the American people changed her mind, and a day or two afterward she left mysteriously ir the United States, Just where she operdted is not defi. nltely known, but It Is believed thnt she did secret work In Washington and New York. She has been regarded by the representatives of the United Stntes government ns a very dangerous spy, She Is a brilliant woman, speaks Eng lish nnd French equally well, nnd with out the least suspicion of an accent, and had while laying her plans the great advantage of a close acquaint anceship with Inffeuntlal people In some of the largest cities of the Unltedd States. It Is suspected that her special mis sion on her first trip was to operate through her friendships with tho daughters of a cabinet minister, and of an official of the state department at Washington, who were her school mates both nt the Sacred Heart con vent nnd nt Vassar, to obtain some es sential Information. About a week ago, when there were prospects of Carranza and his associ ates being expelled from the country, Josephine suddenly returned to Mont real, and has been there ever since, living In a rented fiat near the historic Spanish headquarters on Tupper street. She has not been seen with the Span lards, but doubtless has been In con-, stant communication with, them In an Indirect way. In the event of Du Bosc and Carranza leaving, Josephine de Chappelle will be given even more latitude in her oper ations as u Spanish spy. Qualities of a Perfect Lover. In all great matters he will be one with her; In trifles, If he can not think as she does, he will agree to differ. In everything he will respect and look up to her; she will be to him the best and dearest woman In thu whole world. The Ideal sweetheart will respect his beloved's moods, and perceive them in stinctively. If she is silent he will not talk; should she sparkle with anima tion he will catch the Infection. He will be a protector, able to de fend his lady's cause to the uttermost. Should any dare to Insult her they will suffer speedy vengeance; should they Insult her, they will have to reck on with him. He will be no trifling Loveluce, but a strong man, offering to the woman of his heart a man's quiet, constant hom age. Not professing great things, but doing them. Placing her wishes before his own, nnd her welfare above all else. Not neglecting her work to trifle In her company, or putting her on one side for the sake of his career or his am bition. Upon occasion he will be masterful and make up her mind for her: but as a general rule he will gladly du her pleasure. He will not be loo ready to take "No" for an answer. He will always ask again, remembering the story that for the sin of our first par ent In saying "Yes" when she should have said "No," we. her daughters, ar compelled to say "No" when we mean "Yes." His sweetheart will feel that he Is re liable and dependable, a man of deeds as well as flattering words, and know that In the hour of trouble or need she has a strong arm to support her, and a strong heart ready to comfort and watch over her. In all her trials and difficulties she will turn to him and he will think for her, proving his love and foietnought in things small and great. He will behave with courtliness and friendship to her friends and relatives; he will try to look at therri with her eyes, while to her mother he will show affection nnd respect, remembering that It Is to her he owes his dear one, and that she was once somebody .else's sweetheart. He may also reflect that his love will In fulness of time be somebody's mother-in-law and be len ient with that much-maligned lady in consequence. As truly as any knight of old, he will be his lady's servant. When his work is done he will be ready to go anywhere with her, or do anything for her, from carry ing a parcel to escorting her to a party or social function. He will never worry or scold. If re proof Is necessary he will be tender and patient, always making a re proachful look serve Instead off an angry word. Outward deference ho will pay her as a matter of course, whether they are alone or not. Ho will adjust her cushion, open the door for her, take oft his hat as to a stranger, button, her gloves,, carry her fan and yield her all those little services that are so deservedly djar to tho heart of every true woman. ' He will not be an Idler. He will have a trade, or business or profes sion upon which to expend his super fluous energy, for a lazy man is no woman's Ideal. In public he will con. ceal the extent of his affection, and If he wants to convey It to the loved one he will do It so delicately that no one else will notice It a touch of the hand In passing her anything, a tiny pres sure as he wraps a cloak around her shoulders, but nothing more, lest he rouse the ready smile that comes to the faces of those who watch covertly for signs of "softness" In the unfortu nate couple. Jealousy will be far from him his trust will be too entire, his confidence In himself too great for such a confession of weakness, dis trust and Inferiority to be possible. The Ideal lover will admire his sweet heart's clothes. He will not be one of those men who do not know one color from another, and i;an not distinguish between a toque and a hat. He will notice everything she has on. and ex press his opinion very diffidently If It be unfavorable, but he will express It nevertheless, for only by so doing can his sweetheart learn how best to please him. He will not be of a pain fully punctual turn of mind, and min ute the time It takes to put on a hat and Jacket. If he hus to wait a few minutes for her he will do It patlentt and as a matter of course. Being ideal, not real, he will sometimes accompany her on a shopping expedition and give his verdict upon the color of her spring dress or the shape of a new hat. "There Is something I have noticed about eyes, though I am not an ocu list, that probably few people know," snld Dr. Theodore Hg of St. Iuls. "You have often seen a large, hand. S'ime eye. and no doubt admired it. but there Is this disadvantage. A large eye Is much more susceptlblp to th strain of use, and cannot stand half the wear and tear that a small eye can. There Is a compensation, however; the one Is pretty and all right If tnktn cure of, nnd the uthur .not beautiful, but substantial," PRISONERS OF WAN. On of thn least pleasant Incidents for tho Individual during war with Spain would be to be taken prisoner, Still, ns Spain makes claim to clvlllxii. Hon, It would not be so bad ns though she wer nn absolutely barbarous coun. try. Tho uncages of civilized nntlons regarding captives conform In n gen eral way to tliece principles and rules: All members of nn enemy nation are enemies, though nil are not treated nlllco. The irenprnl rule nhlnlnn that "no uso of force against nn enemy ls lawful unless It Is neccrsary to accom plish the purposes of war," nnd the practical application of It, refined thro' centuries, linn led to exempting many classes from capture. According to Wheaton, the custom of nations exempts from capture the persons of the sovereign and his fain. Ily, officers of the civil government, women nnd children, farmers, mechan ics, artisans, laborers, men of science and letters, and generally nil thoso engaged In ordinary civil pursuits, un less actually taken In arms. Count Bismarck even maintained In 1870 that the crews of merchant ves sels could not be mnde prisoners. As early as 1803 Mr. Mudlson contended that a French decreo thnt "every for elgner found on board the vessels of war or commerce of tho enemy Is to ho treated aB a prisoner of war," wfls In contravention of the law of nntlons. The Geneva or Red Cross convention, to which the United Btntes acceded, but to which Spain has not, wo be. lleve. clvon her assent, exempted hos pital and ambulance attendants nnd chaplains attached to hospitals and ambulances from capture as prisoners. By enrly custom soldiers, when takon In war, were killed. They may bo killed today In ense of absoluto neces. slty for example, If prisoners Impede tho movements of nn army necessary to Its preservation. Later, captives were made slaves. After that tho cus tom of holding them for ransom came Into vogue. During the seventeenth century exchanges of prisoners became frequent, but exchanging prisoners Is not obligatory If the captors prefer to hold for ransom or to leave their own comrades In the enemy's hands. Prisoners nro frequently nllowed to return to their own country" on prom Ise not to cngnge again In hostilities against the captors. Perhaps the world will some day ac knowledge the nobility of the spy, but It is doubtfut If contending forces will ever cease to hang or shoot him when he Is taken nnd convicted. Spying lackB the moral element of crime, but It Is Just as sternly necessary that people be deterred by the great risk of death from engaging In It. "Well, I wonder what our next Im portant war move will be?" "Great Scott! Don't you know that?" "No." "Then you're no yellow pournaltst. Not If you admit It." Chicago Post. PAINT:. WALLS CEILINGS. MURALO WATER COLOR PAINTS FOD OECDMTINQVmU AND CEIUNQt nr.;,':! MURALO paint daaltr and do your own daooratlna-. ThU material U a HARB FINISH to ba appllad with brutb. and baoemaa aa bard aa Uamont. Milled In twenty-tour tlnla and werka auaallr aa wall witb cold nr hot water. or IKMII rOH SAMPLE OOIjOR CARDS end If yon cannot parehaaa tbla material from youi local deaUra let aa know and we will put you In the way of obtaining it. THB MUHALO CO.. NEW BRIGHTON. 8. I.. NEW YORK KIPLINQ'S ADVICE TO BOYS. Two EnRllsh schoolboys who run a school newspaper have drawn a let ter from Hudyard Kipling, which the London Mfll! reprints; "Cape Tiiwn, Easter Monday, 1838. To the Editors of the School Budget; Gentlemen I am In receipt of your let ter of no date, together with a copy of the School Budget, February 14, and you seem to be In possession of all the cheek that Is in the least likely to do you any goad In thln-.wirld.or the rjext. And, furthermore, you have omitted to specify where your Journal Is printed, and In what county of England Hors monden Is situated. "But, on the other hand, and not withstanding, I very much approve of your hints on 'Schoolboy EtlQuette,' and have taken the liberty of sending you a few more, as following: "1. If you have any doubts about a quantity, cough. In three cases out of five this will save your being asked to 'Bay It again.' "2. The two most useful boys In a form are (a) the master's favorite pro tern, (b) his pet aversion. With a little Judicious management (a) can keep him talking through the first half of the construe and (b) can take up the run ning for the rest of the time. N. B. A syndicate should arrange to do (b's) Imposts In return for this, service. "3. A confirmed guesser Is worth his weight In gold on a Monday morning. "4. Never shirk a master out of bounds. Pass him with an abstracted eye and at the dame time pull out a letter and study It earnestly. He may think it Is a commission for some onj. else. "5. When pursued by the native far mer alwayB take to the nearest plow ed land. Men stick In furrows that boys can run over, "6. If It Is necessary to take other people's apples do it on a Sunday. You can then put them inside your topper, which Is better than trying to put them Into a tight 'Eton ' "You will find this advice worth enormous sums of money, but I shall be obliged with a check or postal order for 6d at your earliest convenience. If the contribution should be found to fill more than one page. Faithfully yours, RTJDYAnD KlPLINQr." A clergyman who made a study of antiquities was riding on the outside of a coach In the west of England, when the driver said to him: , "I've had a coin glv' to ipe today 200 years old. Did you ever see a coin 200 years old?" "Oh, yes; I have one myself 2,000 years old." "Ah!" said the driver, "have ye7" and spoke no more during the rest of the Journey. When the coach arrived at Its desti nation the driver turned to the cler gyman vuTi an Intensely self-satisfied air and said: "I told ye a we druv along that I had a coin 200 years old." "Yes." "And you said to me aa you had one 2,000 years old." "Yes; so I have." "That's not true." "What do you mean by that?" "What do I mean? Why, It's only 189S now." Tit-Bits. The only soap which the Hindoos of the orthodox type employ la made en. 1 1 rely of vegetable products. But soap Is little used In India, being almost an unknowa luxury with the natives. ILHHJS-I NESS Do you. get up witb a headache? Is there a bad tasto in your mouth? Then you havo a poor appetite and a weak digcs tlon. You are frequently dizzy always feel dull and drowsy. You have cold hands and feet. You get but little benefit from your food. You have no ambition to work and the sharp pains of neuralgia dart through your body. What is the cause of all this trouble? Constipated bowels. Apers PILLS will give you prompt relief ana certain cure. Kp Ybwt Blmm Awn If you have neglected your case a long time, you had better take Ayr's sirsaEirnia alsto. It will remove all Impurities that have been accumulating in your blood and will greatly strengthen your nerves. WrttB thm 0Mff. Thars mar ba tomathlng stoat Tour ci to do not unite under, unii. Writ th doctor freely I till hlra liow yon are uflerlnir. You will promptly rocelva tu belt medical advice. Addrosa, . Or. J. 0. Ayer, LowaU, Hu. Spend the Summer in Colorado; whoro It is always sunny, yet novor hot whore rain falls but fioldom, yot 1 tho lanuBcapo is perennially green whora tho air is us light as a feather, i yot strong enough to restoro tho flush of youth to tho cheek of the aged. 1 A i n-tianolua a-Mttfnr-9 "Mf nr all -U JW -JR. UU.iUfj -.w.e Tho Brimmor tourist rates offered by the. Burling taJtauto. bring a trip-to thin most wonderful of Btatoa. within reach of ovory man and woman who 1 knows how necessary vacations aro and acts in accordance with that knowlodgo. J. frauds, General I'asseoger Agent, OinuliB, Neb. P. 8. If you no west throtish Omaha,1 I you ran atop on and toe ttis Trans-Mlssl-, ilpil Kxpoiltlou. H. E. A. Rome to WnaBlagtOB from tho West and Northwest will bo through Chicagotheoco over tho Ponn sylrania Short Lines. No chango from Chicago to the National Capital. Send for guido to Washington containing in teresting information about that attrac tive city. Address H. It. Dkri.no, A. Q. P. Agt 218 South Clurk St., Chicago. "So you used to know your wife's first husband?" "Yes. and I thought he wan a frlen of mine, but now I know that he de ceived me." "How was that?" "He used to tell me every time h got a chance what a lovely, sweet wo man his wife was." Chicago Post. In Europe physicians no longer pre scribe medicines for their patients. In the form of pills. All medicines which are not liquid are compounded Into tablets or cachets. Capsules are also out of date on the continent. In the year 1700 there was only ono newspaper In the United States. Jfow there are more than In England, Francs and Germany put together O. P. Co., Omaha, No. 27. 1893 gi-lfcTa-C-elriJ,1rl (UJfifS WHIHF All fISt (AI1S. neat Uuutfb Syrup. Taatee Good. Uae I in lima, rtoia dt urusm.i. D i iii 1 1 i i iii - ! HHNIIIH i