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BEAUTY AMID THE TENTS.
"Whta a dreadful, cruel thing war Is!
Do you know. I haven't seen BertU
since Inst Sunday, and he used to drop
in nearly every afternoon for tea!"
"Oh, girls! Do look at that stunning
house over there on that hill. I think
it must be the Morgan's!"
"Can those people be going to play
at tennis and our army in the field?
How indiscriminate!"
All this and much more of the same
kind was to be overheard In a Rock
Island railroad train that started last
week for the camp of mobilization, in
struction, starvation, admiration, flir
tation, any old kind of "tlon" that ex
ists In the dictionary!
The party was made up of a group
of pretty girls going to make a visit to
the tempest tossed tents of company A,
formerly of the N. &. G., now serving
the government of the United States.
It was a visit of inspection, condo
lence and continuance of those friendly
relations which had existed In times of
peace between young ladles and gentle
men of nearly the same age and of
about the same social proclivities.
These young people may or may not
have cared greatly for each other daw
dling about drawing and ball rooms,
but when suddenly separated wrench
ed apart by the exigencies of war "It
got different," as one poor girl said.
"Those poor fellows may have no
cream In 'hlr tea and no creamery hut.
ter on their bread."
It was under such circumstances of
doubt and pity thnt my party of young
ladles decided to visit Camp Saundern
as aforesaid.
"Camp Saunders," yells the brakemnn
In his good old country voice, and at
Camp Saunders wns this little party of
ladles put off, amid thousands of tents,
and pretty little field violets growing
up under their feet.
"Can you direct us to the qunrters of
company L?" was the first Question
asked.
"Why. certainly, marm," wan the re
ply of the first sentinel met, who might
have been a comfortnble South Omaha
butcher. "Go up this avenue a (mud
path between rows of tents), turn to
the right, mind the kicking horses, and
there you are."
There was a general dash by the
trooperB to get Into something like
state uniforms, while there seemed it
desire on the part of the ladles to catch
their soldiers off guard.
However, ns the poet has It, soon "all
went merry as the marrlnge bell." Em
barrassment was over nnd the gallant
troopers came pouring from their tents
to meet their friends
"Won't you sit down'" said one, pro.
duclng nn empty provision box.
"You will find this softer." suggested
another, offering n saddle: and so It
went on till the entire senting capacity
of the camp had been produced. Even
under such circumstances matters were
progressing very comfortably.
There was an awful lot to talk over
and discuss. The summons to arms had
been so sudden at the last minute that
there was a deal of past social history
to go over. Then the first few days in
camp had been so wet and horrible that
there was a great amount of sympathy
and encouragement to be received.
So, while the troopers were talking
and generally looking after their girls.
Messrs. B. and P. were directing the
cooks In preparing the evening meal
Tou say the pretty camp followers
would have none of It? My dear boy,
you have never seen a girl In camp.
The way that gang of girls crowded
round that table boards stretched be
tween two uprights with no chairs
and Insisted upon being served with
pigeons am' camp toast, would have
made Philippe Jean at Delmonlco's or
Oscar at the Astoria open his eyes In
wonder. Tea wac served at six as the
sun began to look big and red on the
westward border of Hempstead Plains.
Was tho whole outfit of girls to. re.
main there? Impossible! The matron
betran to collect their peaceful forces
for a return to town, only u little way
off, but oh, how different In comfort
and luxury!
After a row with his wife, who vlo
lently expressed a wish that he wai
dead, an Irishman said: "Oh, it's a wld.
ow you're wnntin' to be, Is It? Bedad
I'll take pood care you're no widow at
long as I live."
'A
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OUR UNKNOWN MARTYRS.
O Mnir of tbo fallen heroes I
Tlio bnj-i In tlm blue slid Rrny,
Who died wuero they foil, amid shot and
obeli
Of wIiil, stnoke-dlmmed affray.
Wbo bail time for only a tbnuitbtof liomo
Or a tn uttered snatpli of prayer,
A from Kaplm; wound tlio ilurk tlilo flowed
And left but a pale corpse tbcrol
Or wbo lingered upon tbo couch of pain,
Aa day succeeded day.
And nover tbelr loved ones savr again,
But drifted from llfo away.
O sing of tlio fallen heroes I
The loyal, tliu true and bravo:
Wlio oHked but to ftnlit In the cauie of right
And received In return a Kravo I
O deathless shall bo thlr irloryl
With bays are tbelr wreathi entnined I
lint forget lint tlio nml, will ntury
Of those ubo remained beblnu I
Who tolled at tbo ploughing and reaping
Fur off from the scene of war:
WIioms part uas the watching and weeping;
Who MUlfereii no single sen;
Wbo wiit to the Hold their kinsmen
And luulo them a long gooiUbye,
And pr.ijed with the snuiit of ntiKulsh
Bat know bow to wiilt-aiid die 1
Tbro' tbo long su&pensa of the drear cam
piilgn. Passlve-Odlflloult uartl
Bach bullett that counted a soldier slain
Was aimed at a loved one's heart!
Then sing of the boys In the blue and ray
Wbo gallantly fought and fell;
But think of the unknown martyrs
Wbo died for tbo calle as well,
SoiDe duy. In tbo midst of snub g ory.
As heart of man never derlned,
' Twill be told us, tbo gland, sad story.
Of those wbo remain behind.
Beatrice Clayton.
ARMY STORIES, GRAVE AND GAY.
Incidents That Came Under the Obsorvn
tlon of War Heroes.
For years past, writes G. W. Christ
ine In the St. Louis Globe-Democrat,
ever since the close of our late civil
war, In fact I have asked every great
general of both the Northern and
Southern armlea with whom I have
come Into contact to Jot down for me,
In his own words and over his own per
sonal signature, what he considered the
funniest and also the saddest Incident
that had come under his observation
during our great civil conflict, or In
immediate connection therewith. This
request was kindly complied with In
nearly every Instance, and It was thus
that the appended symposium was ob
tained. General Lee's Btory.
"Many of the most beautiful and pa
thetic Incidents of the war occurred
after it was all over. At a hotel In
Washington in 18C8 a gentleman whose
face I could not remember exactly,
though It seemed strang:y familiar, In
troduced himself and askud permission
to present me to his mother, a singu
larly beautiful old lady of queenly and
dignified bearing, to whom he said.
'Mother, let me present to you Gen. It.
E. Lee, of the late Confederate army,
whose saber thrust gave me this scar
on my right cheek, and who bears the
mark of a wound I gave him.' The
beautiful old lady threw her arms
around my neck and wept on my shoul
der, and In that tender embrace and
fervent clasp of the federal officer's
hand and mine we burled the animosi
ties of the war forever."
From Admiral Porter.
"At the deathbed of my friend, Col.
H., I witnessed what I think was at
once the most touching and dramatic
Incident of the war. It was some years
after the great conflict, and the Colonel
had long employed as his children's
governess a young Southern girl of
great beauty and refinement. As I
stood with his wife by his dying bed,
he called this girl to him, told her how
he had killed her father a Confederate
Captain in a hand-to-hand fight, hav
ing recognized her by her resemblance
to her parent, and by his miniature,
which she wore around her neck, and
asked her forgiveness. 'I have nothing
to forgive,' she answered. 'You only
did your duty, and If you deprived me
of my father, you have filled his place
With one supreme effort the Colonel
placed her hand In that of his wife,
whispered 'our daughter,' and was
dead.
Good Ones from Sheridan,
"Once, In camp, myself and some of
my brother officers fell desperately In
love with a female voice we used to
hear singing at night. It was simply
angelic, and, resolved to see the singer,
we followed Its sound through the
thickets and ravines till we came to a
lonely cabin, whence the singing pro
ceeded. Creeping up to the window, I
peered in, and beheld a fat, greasy,
middle-aged negress, barefooted and
clad In a single garment of dirty calico,
browning coffee with a long Iron spoon,
while she gave vent to the sweetest
notes I have ever heard. In my sur
prise I staggered forward with a noise
that attracted her attention. Grasp
ing her coffee skillet and waving It
around her head, she bawled out:
'G'way from deah, white man! Ef yo
don't I'll frow dls year fryln' pan right
at yo' head.' " ....
SONG SWEO HIS LIF-,
A KriiiKrViiM Vnlro Wlilcli wai Itecofct
uliril Afler Mini) Yvmih.
Tvfo Americana who were crossing
the Atlantic met In the enuln on Sun
ilay night to sing hymns. As they sans
tho last hymn, "Jesus, Lover of My t
Foul," one of them heard nn exceeding
ly rich and beautiful voice behind htm. '
He looked nruund, nml although he did
not know the fnce, he thought he knew
the voice. So, when the music censeJ
he turned and risked the man If he had
been In the civil war. The man replied
that he had been a Confederate sol
dler. "Were you at suclr a place ax uch a
night?" asked the llrst.
"Yes," he replied, "and a curious
thing happened that night Which t'hls
hymn has recalled to my mind, I was
posted on sentry duty i.ear the edge of
a wood. It wns n dark night and very
cold, and I was a little frightened, bo
enuse the enemy were supposed to bo
very near. About midnight, when ev
erything was very still, and I was feel
ing homesick and mlsetable nnd weary,
1 thought that I would comfort myself
by praying and singing a .hymn. 1 re
member singing this hymn:
" 'All my trust on Thee Is stayed.
All my help from Thee I bring;
Cover my defenseless head
With the shadow of Thy wing.
"After singing that h strange peace
came down upon me, and through tho
long night 1 felt no more fear."
"Now," said the other, "listen to my
story. I was a Union soldier nnd was
In the wood that night with a party of
scouts. I saw you Btandlng, although '
I T illil rint enn vnitt far Mi mnn tind I
m. uiu aaj. sii j j u a auLLi a t iiii:ii nuu
their rllles focused upon you, waiting
the word to fire, but when you sang
out:
" 'Cover my defenseless head
With the shadow of Thy wing,'
I snld: 'Boys, lower your rifles; we will
fgo home.' "
Tablet commemorating tho victory of the
Monitor.
Tli at Monument was Spared.
Judge Thomas J. Mackey, formerly of
South Carolina, gives an Incident of
Sherman's march to the sea which Is
not recorded In the war histories.
"South Carolina was the first state In
the Union to send a regiment to the
front to participate in Dhe war with
Mexico," said the Judge. "The people
of a grateful state caused to be erected
In front of the Capitol In Columbia a
monument to tho memory of the brave
boys of the First South Carolina regi
ment who lost their lives in that con
flict. This monument Is made of pounded
brass, and represents a palmetto tree.
When Sherman's army entered Colum
bia and his soldiers were destroying
everything that came In their way, sev
eral companies made a dash for the
shaft. With the buts of their musketB
they began the work of demolition.
They had not proceeded far when a
man on horseback rushed up to them
and commanded them to desist.
" 'Not another stroke!' he cried.
Several of 'the soldiers paid no atten-
. tlon.
I " 'The next man who dares assault
that shaft I will kill!' he thundered.
"The men paw tears In the eves of
the one who thus addressed them; they
also saw that he had weighed his words
carefully and meant every one of them.
" 'Soldiers,' said he, 'the boys who
sleep benenth that palmetto loved their
country as much as you or I. They
fought as valiantly.'
"And the palmetto still stands In the
old town of Columbia. The man who
caused It to be preserved was Colonel
Paine of the 124th Ohio regiment, and
the people of South Carolina owe him a
debt of gratitude they never can re
pay." Reported Forty-Six Year After the Order
"I heard an old ex-Confederate down
In Green county tell a good story not
long since," said Hiram Paige, who
stopped over In Louisville en route to
Frankfort. "The old Johnny Iteb said
the ofllcer commanding tine regiment in
which he was battling for the South'a
rights sent an aid out before the battle
of Murfreesboro to ascertain the force
of the enemy and to pick up any Infor
mation of value. The colonel never saw
the cnptnln before or after the tight,
and wondered what had become of him.
The officer, of course, thought that the
brave young southerner had met his
j death while on duty. While the colo
' nel was presiding as mayor of a town
In Tennessee three years ago a one-legged
man walked Into the office one day
and said; 'Colonel. I have to report.
sir, that I found the enemy in force.'
The stranger was the captain who had
been sent out to reconnoitre twenty-six
years before. He had been wounded,
captured by the Yanks and had his left
leg amputated. He was sent to his
home In South Carolina when exchang
ed and had never had an opportunity
to see the colonel before. Having heard
I that his superior officer was in the
Tennessee city, the loyal young 'Con
fed' decided -to report. Louisville Post.
"Is your new traveling man enter
prising?" "Enterprising? That man
could sell a carved Ivory card case to
an elephant" Chicago Record,
I, i
A Total Disability Claim of $1,650 Paid to a
Man who
The Monitor, n newspaper piibllbfd nt
Menfurd, Out , Catimln, first iIIm'om'IcmI thin
enw two jearsneo, nml publMied It at length,
which mnv seems, owing to thn cure of It, to
lie a mlrnrlo. The (nets were so reimif liable
I that iiiuiin people iloubti'il the truth of them.
'I mm- salil' "It Ik too reumrkalile, It cannot
wisslbh be triies the paper Is mistaken, unci
the man. although lie msiv think himself
ei'M'il will soon relapse into bis former
t'lUiilltloti." etc. I'te. 'lbe iiiTtiriry of Its
iriM'tt culleil In iiiestlou, the Mimilnr deter
Mitiied to lluil out ilellultely wbelber the
luet.s were ns stilted anil whether the man
would really loi cured 'I bey accordingly
I Kelt n clom watch on the chmi for Men cim
utter the lirt article appeiireil,iuul limo just
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now published another nrtlclo about It In
which tlir orfohml trHirM are comulttctu 'tri'
t, tliv ntrr ix prnmiunif, nml then ;milfni
i tor 'imUrnf the rlnch yhvii hi the, CumuUon
.liidiii l.tje .,liw,fi(oi for fltlSH.oo omtiimt
of total ilUabllltu cUitm pant by them to Mr.
l'eteh.
The first account stilted that tbo patient
see address below) had been n paralytic for
tho years, that thero was such a total lack of
feeling In bis limbs nud ImmIv, that a pin run
full length could not bo felt: that ho could
not walk or help himself nt nil; for two years
he was not dressed; furthermore that bo
was bloated was for that reason almost ill)
recognisable, and could not get his clothes
on The pnrnlysls wns so complete as to nllect
What of these fourteen hundred Phil
ippine tslnnds In the far off. sunny sens
to be given to freedom nnd the world
under the Arrerlcnn flag, Just where
they situated and what enn be said of
them?
Draw a lino from Western Australia
northward up through Borneo to Japan
and you strike the Philippine Islands,
five degrees north of the equator, a
little south of Formosa, and off the
southern coast of China. Containing
about 150,000 square miles of territory,
the group forms an empire In the Pa
cific ocean of which America mny well
be proud. The islands nre said to be
the richest Islands fn the world. The
early history of the Philippines was
written by monks, who gave It a high
Spanish coloring. The events of the
past arc thus seen through Spanish
eypc.
Mngellan, the Portuguese explorer,
who discovered the Island In 15J0,
made his voyage In behalf of the Span
ish crown because of a misunderstand
ing with his own Portuguese king. The
largest of his six vessels was of only
t30 tons burden. The expedition con
slsted of 234 members, Including sailors
and all hands. Grent was their sur
pvisn o find, the nnfJlves wear In p. sJIUs
from the silk worms of the native for
ests. It was In startling contrast to
the costumes of the naked, painted sov.
nges of the Spanish possessions on the
other side of the globe.
The Philippine archipelago Is nbout
900 miles In extent from north to south
and 530 miles from east to west. A
range of irregular mountains runs thro'
the centre of the whole. Those known
by the name of Carnballos. In Luzon,
are occupied by unsubdued races of
Idolatrous Indians and extend for near
ly ISO miles.
PRETTY POOR WEATHER.
Several large rivers have their source
In the CarnbulIoH. At the top of Mount
Cobunlan, whose ascent Is dlflicult,
there Is a tomb worshipped by pagan
Jgorrotes. There nre large lakes In
several of thr Islands, nnd during the
jnlny season some of them become
enormously extended. These Inundn
tlons are naturally favorable to luxuri
ant vegetable growth by fertilizing
vnst tracts of land.
The cllmnte of the Philippines, now as
In the days of Mngellan, Is described
In a Spanish proverb thus:
"Sels meses de polvo, eels meses de
lodo. sels mffces de todo."
"Six months of dust, six months of
mud, six months of everything," though
It may generally be stated that the
rnlny aeason lasts one-half of the year
and the dry season the other half,
Magellan converted the natives nnd
Induced them to recognize the sover.
elgnty of Srnln. In return he aided a
ruler In fighting his unconverted ene
mies in a neighboring province. The
illustrious navigator wns seriously
wounded and died within a year. Then
the leading men of his expedition were
Invited to a feast and assassinated.
The expedition had experienced dlsas
ter from the time It left Europe. Three
vessels were lest In the China sea. The
next Spanish fleet of six vessels, with a
trading ship, was lost.
Still another fleet, commanded by
Hernnn Cortez, was destroyed In 1528.
It was followed by a fourth fleet of
three ships and two trading vessels,
commandjd by Vlllalobos. This time
the Islands were reached and named the
Philippines In honor of Prince Astunns,
after Philip II. Terrible fevers, togeth
er with the hardships of a wild, tropical
life, proved disastrous, and it was nec
essary to sind out a new expedition,
this time, to quote exactly from Span
Ish rhronlcles. to "conquer and pacify"
the people. It was the same kind of
pacification that was employed In Cuba
centuries later.
MANILA AND CAVITE.
Five ships, carrying four hundred
seamen nnd "clvlllzers," sailed from
Mexiro for the Western Isles In 1564.
Commander Miguel Lopez de Legaspl
had ample powers for the office of gov.
ernor, and or. arriving at the Philip
pines he was "nominated" and placed
in office on the island of Zebu. He took
possession of Manila, which was then
but a fort and trading post. In 1571. He
too could not endure the malarial rigors
THE PHILIPPINES. I
was Afterward Cured.
fcSfS
j the fsco nnd prerented hltn from opening Ills
mouth tuniclpntly wldu to take solid toinl.
The OtH'tiirs called the dlseaso spinal sclero
sis, nnd nil sulil be could not Iho.
For three years, bo lliinered In this con-
illtlon 'I hen by some friends bn wns nd-
led totakeDr Williams' I'luk l'llls for l'nle
1 l'eople. He took them nnd there was n slight
1 change. Tbr llrst thing noted was n tendency
to Kwe.it freely 'Ibis showed there was soinii
life left In his hcbiless body . Next ennm n little
feeling In Ills lliulis. 'I his extended, followed by
prickling sensations, until nt last the blood
lieciili to coin so freely, niitnrally and Mgorously
, through his body, nml (he helplessness gne way
to returning strength, the ability to walk
returned, nnd lie irns vctlmed Ut U old time
hrnltli.
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rAf Sf-tt&etAS Tf MrJZUa eOyitjazy
(ectu.
cOtiic6i
Thonbovols the substance ot the llrst nrtlclo
published by tbo Monitor. Now follow some
clippings taken from tbo sjuno paper two years
nftc rwnid, and there Is not the slightest shadow
of n doubt In lew of this testimony, that Air.
retch's euro Is permanent. Here follows the
nccoiint:
On being ngiilii ouestloiied, Mr. l'eteh said,
"You seo these liauils- tbo skin Is now natural
and clastic, open they were bard and without
sensation. You could pierce them with n pin
nod t would not fool It, nud what Is true of my
hnnds Is trim of tho rest of my body. 1'crluips
you hnoobsored that I hiuenow oven ceased
to UNO u cane, mid can get about my business
perfectly well. You may say there U olifotutetu
no ttoulil ns to my cm t bcl nt permanent Imlettl
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oolil nr hot water
tV- EMj nut HAMI'I.E COI.OU CAIttm and If Ton cannot pnrchaw thin material from our
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THE MURALO CO.. NEW BRIGHTON. 8. I.. NEW YORK.
and barbarism of that heavenly clime,
and succumbed.
From a mllltnry post Manila soon bc
rnme the capital, nnd In due time wns
renowned for the splendor of Its re
ligious processions nnd tho excellence
of Its long clpnrs, called cheroots. Pres
ently swarms of Chlnuse appenred on
the scene. They took possession of dlf.
ferent parts of the Islands, ns did the
Jnponese, retting the Spanish govern
ment millions for wnrfare and defense.
At one time It was reported thnt u
Chinese army of a hundred thousand
was nbout to Invade the Islands.
The windows of the houses of tho
better class, the villus in the suburbs
nnd the country mansions nre made of
oyster snells "those wonderful trans
parent pearl-like shi-lls of the oriental
seas which admit light, hut not the
glare of the sun, Illuminating the In
teriors with the soft rndlnnce of a ca
thedral. A great window filled with
these sprays of pearl shows the colors
of ten thousand rainbows.
Until a few years ngo, it was a singu
lar fact that, while so many plensurc
resorts abounded, among the wealthy
Europeans there were no yachts or Bull
ing boats even In the magnificent,
dreamlike harbor of Manila.
And how do they live In that tropical
city In the sea? M. Mnllnt, the author,
exclaims: "Enchanting city, In thee are
goodness, cordiality, n sweet, open, no
bie hospitality the generosity which
makes our neighbor's house our own!
In thee the difference of fortune nnd
hierarchy disappear. Unknown to thee
Is etiquette. Oh, Mnnlln! a warm heart
can never forget thy Inhabitants, whose
memory will be eternal for those who
have known them,"
A DP.EAMY LIFE.
Another writer, De Mas, thus de
scribes life In Manila:
"They rise early und take chocolate
and tea (which Is here called elm);
breakfast composed of two or three
dishes and a dessert nt ten; dinner nt
from 2 to 3; siesta (sleep) till 5 to 6;
horses harnessed and an hour's ride to
the pnsco, returning from which tea,
with bread and biscuits nnd sweets,
sometimes homeward, sometimes In
visit to neighbor: the evening passes as
It may (cards frequently); homeward
for bed at II p. m.; the bed a fine mat,
with mosquito curtains drawn around;
one narrow nnd one long pillow, called
nn nbrazador (embracer), which serves
ns n resting place for the arms or legs.
It is a Chinese nnd a convenient ap
pliance. No sheets men sleep In their
stockings, shirts and loose trousers (pa
Jamas); the ladles In garments some
thing similar. They say people must
always be ready to escape Into the
street In case of an earthquake.
They have queer customs In those
distant sunny Isles which now, for the
first time, truly belong to civilization.
The Filipinos nr very careful of their
ponies and horses. They never allow
them to drink pure water If they can
help It, and Invariably mix It with hon
ey. The result Is thnt no European can
go on n horseback Jaunt without a bag
of sugar or honey. The native horses
will not drink from the purest moun
tain brook unless It Is sweetened. This
shows the power of horse educntlon,
even on the other side of the world.
"Shiftless as ever, Thomas?" said the
wealthy uncle. "Still making a failure
of life, as you alwayB have done?" "I
don't know that I'm such a terrible
failure," sulkily replied the poor rela
tion. "Why, you have nobody but
yourself to support, and you can't make
both ends meet." "Well, the rainbow
has only Itself to support, and It don't
make both ends meet, either."
I am in tven better health than u1ien J car
liin(Arilrf fnferrtfip."
''Do you still nttrlbiiteyour euro to tbo use of
Dr. Williams' I'lnk l'llls?" nsked tbo Monitor
"l'nuestlonably I do," was tho reply. "Doo
torvhad Inlled. iik had also tho numerous rem-
I edles recommended by my friends Nothing I
took had the slightest effect uiion mo until 1 ho-
gun Kits use ot nr. wiiiinms' rum I'liit. jo mm
leoiidrriif mnUcinr I our tn rrtratr. mm the
Urlnj ilrdlH. 1 have since recommended these
I pills to many of tny friends, nnd the erdlct Is
Hlvrius In their faor. I shnll always bless tho
I day I was Induced to tnko them."
such Is the history of one of the most remark'
' able eases of modern time, t'nn nny one say,
I In the face of such testimony, that Dr. Williams'
I I'luk l'llls nro not entitled to the cartful consld-
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Is not Iho case In truth a miracle of modem
medicine"
To make the evidence complete wo publish
iilioM) a fno slmllo cut of tho check received
by Mr. I'etcli from the Canadian Mutual I.lfo
Association, being tlio amount due him for total
disability. It Is unnecessary to add thnt this
llfo Insurnnco nssocl.itlou did not pay this largo
amount of money to Mr. l'eteh, except niter tho
most careful examination of bis condition by
tbelr medical exports, limy MinHiutu regarded
him as forever Incurable
Mr. fetch's iiddicss Is ns follows: Iteuben
l'eteh, (IrlersvllU), Out., Canada
Comfortably.
This is tbo way to co: Tako one of '
thu RurlinKton porhonally conducted
excursions. They kuvo Omaha every
ThurMiny afternoon at 4.35, reaching '
Ban Krnneitieo follnwinL'Siindnveven-
ing, Lob Angoles Monduy noon.
Choipo6t way there if. Comfort- 5
nblo.too. No change ufenru. Finest s
scenery on earth.
Full information, berths, etc., on
npnlii'Htion to local ticket agent, or
by writing
J, Francis, General 1'asseager Agent,
Oiaaliii, .Neb.
N, K. A. Koute to Washington
from tho West nnd Northwest will be
through Chicago thenco over the Penn
Bylvnnja Short Lines. No change from
Chicago to tho National Capital. Send
for guido to Washington containing i
teresting information about that attrac
tive city. Address II. R. p.inxo, A. G.
P. Agt., 248 South Clark St., Chicago.
How belittling a pun Is! You can't
respect a man, for example, who on his
return from a fishing trip, upon being
asked how many he has caught, shuf
flingly replies; "A good eel." You feel
ns much contempt for him ns you do
for the family man who went to market
and bought two fish and found three
when he got home "two mackerel and
one smelt."
"You are advertising quite enrly In
tUe year," said the summer resort
landlord's friend. "Yes, I always fix
up my announcements at this time of
the year. You see, I am a thoroughly
conscientious man, and I wish to be
able to state that there are no mosqui
toes." Bonis I hear you have taken a wife
to yourself, Smlthers; whom did you
marry? Smlthers (dejectedly) Mllly
Jones, her mother, her stepfather and
two maiden aunts.
O. P. Co., Omaha,
No. 23, 1808
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