Hemingford herald. (Hemingford, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1895-190?, May 06, 1898, Image 2
IN A NEW LIGHT. (A Story of Confessed Love.) Inwrcnce Bancroft was decidedly bored that summer afternoon an ho lay in his Invalid's chair under a wldo spreading buckeye tree. He had ex perienced a great many varieties of boredom In the three weeks he had been in the country boforo that he had been too 111 even tor ennui and now considered himself an authority on the subject. Consequently ho had no dlllleulty In classifying the speci men which was afflicting him as the most unpleasant known. There might be worse kinds undiscovered, but ho doubted It. At all events, If there were, the discoverer would never live through them to toll the tale. The kind of en nui when you suspect that, while the present circumstances of your exist ence are not agreeable, there may be othcts under which It would be moro bo, and when you can even think of special combinations of externnls and Internals tWt would produce the de sired result's not so bad; but when there seems to be nothing In henven or on earth worth the trouble of lifting your hand to get, when the dreams and wishes so dear to you in happier moods are as hopelessly unattractive as the reality around you, this Is the Cenulne article, this Is ennui. Lawrence wondered If he ever had really believed this earthly existence a deslmble thing. Vogue recollections of foolish thoughts about the Juy of liv ing and the pleasure of merely draw ing breath In a world wheie youth and strength and the trick of n emlle brought such lavish returns, canio Into his head, but he bunlshcd them llko the remembrance of one's breaks. He did not even want this same strength now. Had there ever been moments when trees nnd runj'lng water and book3 and friends nnd music and love making, yes and even entlng and drink. Ing, had appealed to him? The evi dence In favor was strong. What n fool he had been not to sec the empti ness of It all. Just here Lionel, who had given his victim a moment's peace, came back with his little freckled face daubed with Jelly. At this moment nothing on earth could have mndc Lawrence be lieve that he had ever been attracted by children, or had ever thought this particular specimen endurable. He shut his eyes, a device that was sometimes effective about once In every ten times In warding oft the enemy's attacks; but this was not the once. "Say, Where's your puppy dog?" de manded a shrill, piping voice. Lawrence made no reply. "S,iy, Where's your puppy dog?" the volte repeated In n still higher key, Lawrence gave a sigh. The case was hopeless; no subterfuges would bo of uee, nnd the question would be re pented until he answered. "She Is somewhere around; she was here a moment ago," he replied lndlffer cntlj ; n - thnt the manner ever had the slightest effect on Lionel. "Where Is he gone to? ' he demanded. "I don't know," his victim replied re signedly. "You don't know where your puppy dog has gone to?" "No, I don't know." "My popper don't like pupy dogs," Lionel continued, In the tone of one giv ing an Interesting piece of Information, as he hung head downmost fiom a branch of the big cherry tree opposite. Lawrence did not answer. "I cay, popper don't like puppy dogs," continued the tormentor. The victim sighed and gave In. "Doesn't he?" he asked politely. "He's afraid they'll climb the trees and tut the cherries," explained Lionel with wonderful distinctness, consider ing that he had stuffed four cherries Into his mouth at once. Lawrence de cided that the combination of cherry Juice, Jelly, dirt, etc., was not an Im provement to the human fnce. "I swallowed the stones. 1 always do," Lionel went on cheerfully. Seeing that u protest was expected, Laurence checked the one that rose to his lips. "Llonell" came n feminine voice "rom the shrubbery, and Lionel went off as fast ns his little legs could carry him. lie had hnd mnny a snd lesson as to the consequences of Ungerlrg when that voice called. "Mommer," was the onu person of whom that young man stood in nwe. The victim breathed a sigh of relief. There certainly was n slight distinc tion between the different conditions of this mortal life, and there was hope for him. If no Lionel seemed more attrac tive to him than Lionel, and It certainly did ho was on the up grade. Perhaps something to eat would seem worth while in unother hour or so. He wns shaken from this musing by a violent shaking of the high board fence which lay to the east of the buckeye tree. The vines that covered It swayed violently to and fro. Was It an enrthqruke, or was It Lionel again, coming over that way to surprise him. Lionel wns fond of surprises. Hut there was no Jelly on the face that appeared at the top or tne fence no jelly ana no freckles, Hidden as he was by (he low hanging boughs, the trespasser ev idently did not suspect Ills near neigh borhood, but swung herself lightly nnd easily over the fence and Into the cher ry tree, her short duck skirt and leath er legglns seemingly designed for such exercises. She uus evidently enjoying the cherries, which she ate one at a time, so thoroughly thnt Lawrence hes itated to Interrupt tier. She would prob ably be much embarrassed and would hate him ever afterwards, nnd she waB too pretty for hlr.i to enjoy this pros pect. Besides, how should he address her. His friend Lionel's "sny" had Its disadvantages. He had time for a leis urely survey of the girl, who was ap parently about sixteen, though sho might be younger, before his perplexity was ended for him by a short bark from Fly, who had Just returned from some Interesting little expedition of her own, and resented poaching on the fam ily preserves. The Intruder turned and eaw the dog and her master. She col ored and looked confused for half a sec ondhalf a second only and then re marked calmly: "Would you like some? They nre very good." "Very much" Lawrence answered ns calmly, suppressing with dlllleulty n. desire to laugh. The young girl picked several line bunches, and, swinging her self down from the tree, enme over to his chair and handed them to him. "You used to give us lectures about breaking off the spurs Isn't that what you call them? with the cherries, but perhaps you don't mind such things now." "I gave you a lecture?" Lawrence exclaimed, In surprise. "Yes, Uncle Laurence, you." "Uncle Lawrence?" he exclaimed, still more mystified. "it is unkind of you to forget your nUces so easily, even when they are only adopted ones," the young girl re turned, seating herself on a low hung, horizontal limb of the buckeye, and swinging herself gently to and fro by touching the ground with the end of her foot. But a llgh'fjhad begun to dawn on Lawrence. '" "I verily believe." he remarked de liberately "I ,yerlly believe you are that little Kirjtwho spent the summer vl'.h the Osbornss bo many years ugo." "Yes, I am the same little devil," tho Klrl returned cnlmly, tnklng small bite out of a cherry with evident apprecia tion of Its flavor. "I saw Florence In town a couple of months ago," she went on, In tho same ensy, unembarrassed manner, "nnd she told tne about your accident. She didn't tell me you were coming hore, though, li wns very Btrange, for I told her I was," che add. cd reilectlvely. "She didn't know It. It was decided In a hurry. The tenants f;uve us the place unexpectedly, so 1 thought It was as good a place as any to patch myself up In. And so you nre Hetty Itcynolds?" he went on. "I see the re semblance now, though I never should have known you. You and Floronce used to seem about of an nge, Betty, but she Is quite grown up nnd out In society now, while you, I suppose, huvj all that still to look forwurd to. Let me see how old are you? Now that 1 think of It, I remember that there was a year or two's difference In your ages." "There Is Just two years und a hnlf," remarked Betty, giving herself another suing. There uus a mischievous little gleam In the depths of her eyes that he found very nttiactlve. 'And Florence Ib nearly twenty, so you must be seventeen. You will soon be In long dresses now, I suppose?" "There Is no hurry, for, you see, Uncle Lawrence, 1 look young for my age und I might as well keep so. You don't mind my calling you 'uncle,' do you? It Is so much less formal than Air. Batwroft,' ortd It reminds me of old times. You know Florence and I always used to share our relatives. Sho calls my grandmother Osboine grand mother' to this day." "It makes me feel old to have such grown up looking nieces," Lawrence remarked, with a laugh. "Well, you are getting nlong, aren't you?" Miss Betty remarked, frankly. "Let mo see, you must be about 3o. ' "I am twenty-seven," he answered, trying to keep the Indlgnntlon out of his voice. "Oh, well, I knew It wns somewhere around there!" Betty returned calmly, "1 know you used to seem a patriarch In those days. You didn't know I ndored you?" she went on, with a ques tion In her voice. Lawrence sat up a little, the only change of position he could make unaided. The conversation was growing decidedly Interesting. "I Bhould never have suspected It. You took queer ways of showing It," he ex- clutmcd, with recollections of apple pled beds and favorite possessions Hidden In undlscovcrable places crowding Into his mind. What a little imp of Satan she had been! Florence had been older, and a head and shoulders tuller, nnd yet it had been Betty who had been the mov ing spirit In all schemes ot mischief. He wondered now thnt ho had not rec ognized his visitor at once, In spite of certain decided changes for the better in her appearance. The Betty of ten years before had been small and abnormally thin "skin ny wnB the only word for It. This Betty was still small, considering the difference In age, but all the old angles were lllled out Into curves. An Impu dent little recollection now thrust Itself Into his mind, and he gave on Involun tary glance at the trim gaiters, but they told no tales, for tho short blue duck skirt was pulled decorously down over them. Florence had conllded to him that Betty's pipe stem legs were n snureo of deet) mortlflentlon " her. and that she always wore three pairs of stockings when sue uem. io u party, with a view to hiding their deficiencies. Did sho Btlll do It, or was it, perhaps, no longer necessary? "Yes," she went on, Buinglng gently back und forth on her buckeye bough, "It would have given me great pleasure to let you use me for a door mat. but I would have died ruther than havo you suspect It. "I certainly didn't." said Lawrence. "I remember 1 made overtures of friend ship towards you, but you were very scornful. Do you remember the time I kissed you as a punishment because you took my new tennis racket to bat Btones with? You always hated It like poison. What a little fury you were, and what a scratch you gave me!" He had expected this Betty to be embar rassed ut this allusion but she was not In the least. She was wonderfully self possessed for a young person of 17, but thnt you do not find him so, too. Tho other day I told him that I'd spank him If he came over to this sldp of tho garden again, and ho remarked calmly. 'You can't. You can't get up.' " "It is too bad you should havo this to bear, too," said Betty sympathetic ally, to a chorus of "A little red bird flew in a suwerl" Tho child Betty had been nnythlng but sympathetic, Lawrence remembered. "A little red bird flew In a sewer!" chnnted the enemy for the fiftieth time. Betty rose to her feet witn an air of de termination and broke off a twig of the buckeye. "A little red bird flow In a sewer!" The tone wus more piercing than ever. She walked over to the astonished child and grabbed him by the shoulder be fore he could move. "Look here!" Bhe exclaimed, showing her switch. "Do you see this? Well, If I ever Hnd you this side of that lau restlnus hedge I will give you the big gest whipping you ever hnd In your life. Do you understand? And if you say anything to your father about It, I'll give you two." Lionel burst Into violent howling, an dthe minute Betty let go of him disappeared as fast as his little legs could curry him. Betty dropped her switch, dusted off her hands and walked slowly back and Beated herself again on the buckeye bough, resuming her leisurely swing ing. "I don't think he will trouble you again Very Boon," she said calmly. "I am a thousand times obliged to you," exclaimed Lawrence. Betty gave him a Budden look, and he thought there were tears In her eyes, but Bhe turned them away so quickly that he could not be sure. There were none In her voice, however, as she said: "I will come over every afternoon you are out and rend or talk to you, if you like, but you must make me a solemn promise that you will send me away when you are tired. I am not like Lio nel. I can take a hint. Is that the way you pronounce his name?" she asked abruptly. "That Is the way his mother does," he answered with a smile. "I am bo glad. I wondered If I had been pronouncing It wrong all my life nnd never found it out till now. After all," she added, "your little friend has Imagination. That is a redemmg point. "How do you make that out?" asked Lawrence. "Why, by his song, If you choose to call It that, 'A little red bird flew into a sewer. It takes Imagination to Invent a line like thut, nnd I don't remember It In any of the poets with whose works I nm familiar. I had better be moro polite to him. He may be a poet him self some day, and 1 may want his autograph; poets are always sensitive." "Then Lionel Is not, a poet," he ex claimed emphatically. "Whatever he Is, he Is not sensitive." " 'A little red bird llew In a sewer,' " quoted Betty to herself. "He may be a writer of prose," Law mnoe continued. "I fancy his works will be a mixture of realism ana ideal ism. 'A little red bird that is a pret ty thought, suggestive of upward as pirations. It was an artistic touch making the bird red; It so easily might have been sober brown or gray. Yes, Lionel, you have a career before you. We udvlse you to continue to send con tributions postnge enclosed to the Weekly Bunco." 'T suppose you get the realism from the word 'sewer " remarked Betty. "Yes; I have not the slightest doubt but that Lionel, If he does take to lit erature, will be nasty enough to satisfy the most ardent realist. You are not going?" he added, as Betty rose from her bough. , . "Indeed, I am; but I'll come again to morrow, If you like." "I do like, most decidedly. Well, If you must. Aren't you going to shake hands with me? You know you haven't done It yet; and there Is nothing the matter with my hands, thank henven! It hns been so good to see you again, Betty." , l(I "To me too," said Betty warmly. "I heard you were down here home days ago, but I thought you didn't leave your room, or I'd have been to see you before." . , . . "What If I didn't? You might have come to see me all the same, consider ing tho rointlnnshln between us. You "Shouldn't you like It?" I "I am so tired of reading that Z never want to see a book again. Aro you ns fond of. It as ever?" "Not quite. I don't think one Is ever fond of nnythlng with quite tho same Intensity ns when one Is a child. I know I am net." "Not even of me," put in Lawrence, but as she did not choose to hear, ho went on: "You were the greatest child for a book; and when you got burled In one the last trump Itself could not have roused you. You were a very In teresting child, Betty, and uncommon ly old for your nge. You seem old to me now. I suppose you will be com ing out next winter?" She did not answer him, being ap parently absorbed In some thought of, her own; but a second later she ad dressed him: "Uncle Lawrence." "My child." "What do you think Is the best lino for a girl to take If she wants to be popular when she comes out?" Lawrence gave n laugh. "That Is such a big question. I could not answer It offhand. Well, nt any rate, she wants to be refined and mod est and ladylike, not free and easy, and slangy," he began, thinking that there there was a chance to sow some good seed; for from the suspiciously yellow cover of her book and the careful way sho kept the name averted, he suspect ed that Betty had been Improving her French and Increasing her knowledge of the world at the expense of her mor als. "You mean to be like Mabel Tnlcott?" she answered, unexpectedly, keeping her eyes on the ground so that he could not see the gleam of mischief that he felt sure was there. "What do you know about Miss Tal cott? ho demanded, quite taken aback. "Oh, I heard that you especially ad mired her, and as we happened to be thrown together a part of last summer I rather modeled myself upon her, as of course I wanted you to approve of me. Among other things, she gave mo lessons In lighting the gas with your foot. You fasten something through tho chain that connects with the elec tricity, nnd then It Is quite simple, If you haven't too scant skirts on. Oh, yes, I found her rellned nnd modest and lndvltko. and not at all free and ensy. She told me a lot about you, Uncle Law rence." "What did sho tell you?" he asked uneasily. "A thing or two. I am so glad to know the kind of girls men admire," she went on. "It has been a serious question with me what role I should adopt when I come out;" and Betty ployed with the loose lock at the end of one of her heavy braids of hair. "It Is no use; It Just won't curl," she broke out In dismay after a second's pause. "It looks natural to see It braided again. You had It done up yesterday," remarked Lawrence, glad to change the subject, although he was Inwardly much amused. "I do It up once In a while to play lady. But Uncle Lawrence, won't you please give me some more advice. I should like bo much to be a social success, and I do feel so nervous about my first party. It would be perfectly dreadful to be a wallflower. I be lieve I'd take poison afterwards.' "I don't think you need be afraid," Lawrence remarked patronlzlngly."You are not shy, and you always have plen ty to say yourself, and that goes a great way. And then you are perfectly unaffected and easy to talk to." "Oh, thank you!" Betty exclaimed, humbly, keeping her eyes cast down. "But can't you give me some advice? Men ought to know what men like. I believe you could teach me a lot If you would only forget my youth and the necessity for being strictly moral. Wouldn't It be an Interesting experi ment for a man to train a girl, to De a social success?" she broke off Impul- j in a slvely. "If you could only eliminate versr lenslng her hand, she hurried away up the path. She did not appear for two days after this; but when she did come nothing could have been more cheerful and less sentimental than her manner. Law rence did not like to work on her sym pathies by allusions to his Infirmities, and no other subject was productive of anything but kgy?htcr and nonsense. He decided that "lss Betty was un commonly precocious In the nrts of tan tallzatlon, us well ns In a few other things. As the days went by, their acquaint ance progressed rapidly. Almost every day Betty dropped over the fence for a couple of hours. Lawrence began to find life wonderfully Interesting, and astonished his doctor by the progress he wns making towards health. A num ber of his symptoms disappeared now that he had something else to think about. He found himself unable to keep hold of the fact of Bettys youth, her personality wad so absorbing. Once In a while he would catch himself up In Borne discussion that he considered un- sulted to her nge, much to thnt young person's amusement; but, generally, un less sho herself recalled It to him by some Inquiries about the social world before berate forgot thnt she wns not the woman of the world she seemed. "If she Is like this now, what will she be when she Is really mature?" he would wonder, with pitying thoughts of the poor masculinities whom these charms were to dazzle. This was at flrst. Soon he stopped thinking of nny man except one number one In connection with his young friend. One afternoon they wore seated In their favorite haunt, the buckeye tree. It wns warm, so that ltty had declar ed her long leuther gaiters Intolerable and had taken them off; she had like wise removed her hat and untied her necktie In a dellclously free nnd easy fashion that reminded Lawrence of the old Betty. They were deep In the dis cussion of Borne Interesting problem when Betty, who was gazing across the lawn, gave a start, hastily tied her necktie, clutched her gaiters and gath ered up Fly, who was asleep on the ground beside her. She bent her bough down to the ground until her short skirt covered her feet and tucked her gaiters out of sight. "What are you doing that for?" de manded Lawrence. "Somebody Is coming here," she ex plained. "Well, what of it?" Betty did not answer, for the new comer was very near. He saw the group near the buckeye tree and came straight for them, with eyes for nobody but Lawrence. Fly showed a decided Inclination to get down nnd bark at him, but Betty held her fast. "Well, Lawrence, they told me I should And you heie," their visitor re marked, as In the same breat that Law rence exclaimed: "Why, Tom! Where did you come from7" "I am on my way around the world, and of course I would look you up," he was beginning, when his gaze rested on Betty. "Miss Reynolds!" he exclaimed, as if he doubted the evidence of his senses. "Yes, Mr. Goodwin, It Is really I. I don't wonder you are astonished, but I am visiting my grandmother, who lives next door, and Mr. Bancroft Is an old friend." "Dear me, but this Is a pleasant Bur prise! I haven't set eyes on you since the Colliers' cotillion, which, If you remember, I had the pleasure of danc ing with you." "Did you think I had forgotten it?" "One can never tell with such a pop ular young woman as yourself. One sculp more or less doesn't count. But I hardly knew you with your hair down. You wever looked much over seven teen, but you don't look fifteen now." Lawrence, himself forgotten, listened clambering along tho top of It. He was apparently unconscious of the neigh borhood of his victim, but climbed up Into the cherry tree, nway up Into the higher branches, where a few scattered cherries were left. Lawrence kept per fectly still, feeling thnt he ought to re monstrate, but being unwilling to at ract his attention. He shut hlo eyes Instead and forgot the child In his own thoughts. Presently a piercing cry set all his nerves quivering, nnd, looking up, he saw Lionel hanging by the seat of his little trousers from n slender blanch near the top of the tree. And he was powerless. Would nobody come? Cry after cry rent the nlr. The fence shook again but Lawitnce did not hear It. "Keep perfectly still, Llon?l," and I will get you down," the one voice In the world for him said calmly, and Betty herself appeared upon the scene. Lawrence watched her In tortured suspense, for she was apparently run ning towards the bottom of the garden, and there was certainly no help to be got there. There was not a ladder on the place that would reach within ten feet of the child. In a Fccond she returned with a hammock, and, climb ing the cherry tree, she proceeded to hang It calmly and deliberately undet the place where Lionel hung suspended between heaven und earth, talking to the child ns he did It. lie had ceased his screams at the flrst sound of her voice. "Now," sho said at length, "If you fall, you won't get hurt. Keep Just ns still as you can till I get back." She was over the fence In another second, and before Lawrence could do more than wonder what she was going to do, she was back with a small saw In her hand. Sho climbed the tree again up to the highest point reachable, and ven turing a little way out on the limb from which the child wns hanging, too slight to support them both, she began to saw it off in front of her. Slowly It dipped down. Lionel screaming all the time In spite of her commands to keep still, until at length he was deposited, frightened but unhurt, in the ham mock below. From there It was a com paratively simple matter to get him to the ground. "Now, run nway home." she said. giving him a parting little shake, "and tell your mother not to let you wear anything but corduroys for the rest of your days. They saved your life. Noth ing else would have held so long." Lio nel did as she told him, crying at the top of his lungs, nnd then his preserver turned her attention to her old friend. It wns time, for as soon as he had seen the child on the ground, he had fainted quietly away. When he came to, he he found Betty's arms around him and 54 B P shrdl shrdlu shrduu his head on her shoulder, for she was sitting on the brond arm of his chair. "Betty!" he exclaimed. "Lawrence!" she answered, and her tears felt warm on his head, for sho had hlden her fnce on his thick hair. When the doctor came the next day he found himself for the flrst time able to set a definite day for his patient's recovery. nil. "if vnn rniiiii oniv eliminate vcrs.ition that rouoweu. rresenuy rseny the personal element!" she added more got up to go iifin't iikp to bo so nartlcular. You and iiuhfiiinra hml noviT liocii ono of her i Trir-nnn lined to make yourselves quite . . ....... ..u.' . ... -. . i 4..1'. ... -- - T l .. 1 l.- ....V. ..u virtues. at home In my room, i rememoer i nun ces3 at ter an. cnlmrlv "You mean thnt he would fall In love with her?" usked Lawrence. j "He certainly wouldn't want other fellows to If he considered her worth Instructing; and so he wouldn't play fair. He wouldn't be honest nnd tell her what men really like. He'd tell her the things that Sunday school books and old fashioned novels say they like and she wouldn t be a suc- "And tho funny part was that I liked to sleep one night with a whole family it nil the time" she confessed frankly, "At least I mean I liked It afterwords. I had too great a sense of hurt dignity and outrnged modesty nt the time. Is It possible you were only seventeen. Uncle Lawrence. 1 have always remem bered you as grown up, though you did condescend to play with us when there were no boys convenient. Do you know. I think you must have been rather of paper dolls that you had put Into my bed. , "Oh, I didn't mind, but I was afraid you might!" nnd Betty walked up tho walk, with a wave of her hand over her shouldor. She hnd only gone a few yards who he called after her: "Betty!" She turned nnd looked back. "Well?" she said. If you climbed that rencee over mere a nipp bov?" She was looking straight at him, and the gray eyes still had the you would find It a much shorter way gleam of mischief, but not an atom of , home," he suggested innocently. "It is coquetry. In their depths. "I can re- not at all hard to climb, and the( cnerry any Kina iniugs you tree Is a help, jusi try aim ee. member n great ma did for me: for Instance, how you car ried me all the way home from Struw berry creek the time 1 went in wndlng and got my foot stung with nettles. You didn't know how grateful 1 felt, for I wns as unpleasant as I knew how to be, so us not to show It." Lawrence wns decidedly Interested, and the thought flashed Into his head Rottv turned and walked slowly back until she stood In front of him. "Uncle Lawrence," she begnn, twist ing her hands In front of her nnd look ing down nt the ground with nn em barrassment which he wns sure was assumed "Uncle Lawrence, I suppose It would be politer to apologize for stenllng your cherries; out i remum thnt perhaps he hud been mistaken In bored how good they were, and thought his conclusions of un hour ngo about. they were going to waste, and I was al Ufe and things generally. There cer- Wuys fond of cherries." She caught talnly were clrcumBtancea under which j,er breath once of twice, asJf she were existence was desirable. going to burst Into tears. "Have you really remembered that' "We will never speak of It, Law- all those years? You were sucn a nrtie rence returned solemnly thing," ho wns beginning, when the voice of the enemy interrupted him: "Choo, choo, choo, choo," Lionel was scuttling hlB feet along the gravel walk and raising a cloud of dust to attract their intention. lixl lv Imnnlnir un In the . .1 ...ll. l.l llftln Intra u nt .1,1 ' HlB UUWH Willi HID 111"!! 'VftO lVv,.l. wide apart and ejaculations of "Yuh, yah, yah!" "Who Is that Interesting child?" ask ed Betty. "You don't remember Tim McGuffy, our gardener, of course?" Ami thnn I sunnose she would won der what the matter was," said Law rence, who was intensely amuseu. "No, she wouldn't. If she hnd native savey enough to make the man want to teach her, she'd have enough to dis tinguish between what people say they like and what they really like. I sup pose, after all," continued Betty, who was carrying on the discussion with the utmost seriousness nlthough Law rence had a lurking doubt which was becoming chronic as to whether the seriousness was as real as It appeared to be "I suppose, after all,' she re marked, with an nlr of summing up the question, "If a girl doesn't happen to be constructed in Just the i Ight way. there Isn't much use giving her hints. "There certnlnly won't be any need to give you any." Lawrence declared emphatically. "Why?" demanded Miss Betty, un compromisingly. ., . "Because you are perfectly captivat ing without any," he said unblushing y. Betty did not appear in the least dls certed, but laughed a mocking little ""Do you think that is the way to talk o o-iri nf 17?" she asked. "You will be putting Ideas In my head, first thing "Anil nren't you going to no uuywiiuK ..,,., unw." to me? she uemunueu, iuimh ..i think they are mere uireuuj, "I have been bicycling,' she explained ns she picked up her leggings. "I sup pose It was dreadfully Improper to take them off, but it was so warm, und I have known Mr. Bancroft such ages. His niece and I used to be bosom friends when I was twelve and she wns ten there was over two years difference In our ages," she explained with apparent tautology "and I have always con sidered him as a sort of uncle." She looked at Lawrence, but he refused to meet her eyes. She and Mr. Goodwin exchanged the most cordial goodbys and regrets that they had met only to pait, nnd then she left the two men alone. Goodwin found his friend absent minded and not very expansive, but ho set It down to Illness and was more sympathetic than ever, while he enter tained him witn various stories ui Betty's triumphant career on the top of the social wave. He stayed a couplo of hours and then took his departure, much to Lawrence's relief. The next afternoon he had himself wheeled down to the buckeye tree, In a state of mingled Indignation ngalnst Betty and longing to see her; but she did not appear, and the longing got the best of It. The next nfternoon In dignation was rather to the fore when a young woman Irreproachably gowned In spotless white duck, with a skirt that reached to the ground, parasol, veil, gloves, and all the accessories of young ladyhood, walked down tho natJ: .,.. ,. "Well, uncie Lawrence, sue ucbuh calmly, "have you forgiven me?" . "I have not been In the least offend ed," Lawrence replied, with dignity. "Are you going to oe uignineu mau : There are several children in the fam ily and they were talking of their gar den. "I nm going to plant the seeds Uncle John gave me," said one, "and raise the most beautiful flowers." "I am going to raise pinks and vio lets," said another. "And I'm going to raise tube roses," said the third. But the little boy said nothing. And presently his mother noticed that he took no part in the chatter and her heart smote her. "And what Is Georgle going to raise''" she naked. Perhaps Georgie's lips trembled, but his voice diuii't. "Oh." he ald, stoutly, "I guess I can raise a worm or two." The Aregentlne republic has passed a remarkable law to encourage mar riage. It Inflicts a flne upon any per son of marriageable age who rejects a rropninl. Young men and women un der 20 are exempt from the law and can marry as tney please. After they aie 2S the men are obliged to pay a heavy tax if they remain single. In Argentine women propose as well as men, so an unmarried young man be tween 20 and 2S years old In that coun try has a troublesome time. Not only Is he mad" to pay a tax for being a bachelor, but If he refuses a proposal he has to pay the proposer a flne. At five and a half years of age Mr. Dinwiddle's little girl Is absolutely self reliant. She has none of the timidities of ordinary little girls; yet she Is not less feminine on that account. Her father Is not at all afraid lest she will grow up to be a masculine young wo man. He says thut the women of tho coming generation will be self-Independent and able to tukc enre of her self. The time hns gone when women were looked upon as Inferior to such a degree as to be hardly companion able. Little ears, pearly teeth and minc ing ways delighted men formerly; now they want the femnle of their species to be their equal even physically. he eyes, which, as he suspected, were full re,,ileu boldly. Betty laughed harder of mischief. He had to laugn, too, anu , Uwn ever at tnis nn,i turned tne uacic i. ...,i.-it nnvor rrrplvpd the sentence she deserved. "Why don't you take the fence way: he asked Instead. "Because," she answered demurely, nnd walked up the path ugaln. This time he did not call her back. After Lawrence had been established i. novt nftprnnon under the shade of I tho hin hnrkovo. the son"" f vnne Don't 1? You don't meun to say he .vnoctutlon that he hnd had all day cul Is still with you?" minuted In a feeling oc uuciise anxiety "Yes: and this is Lionel, his son. He na to whether his visitor of the day Is kind enough to help me through a before would keep her promise or not. few of my many leisure hours by glv- ( He blamed his nerves and confounded lng entertainments like the present one himself for everything contemptible for my benefit." that he could think of, but he could "Oh!" exclaimed Betty, expressively, I not help It. Fortunately, the suspense "and can't you do anything?" did not last long. Betty appeared, by "And hurt Tim's feelings? He thinks way of the fence, considerably earlier aninnlmilv 1 tho must mfi rvplousl v nt- I t.r. th nfternoon before. She W08 tractive person who ever walked this dressed In the same blue duck skirt and j earth, and that it is a great resource loggings ns tne uny ueiorc, iuv n t.i mo tn havo such a comimnlon. He ahirt wnlst was nlnk Instead of blue. knows I am fond of children." Lawrence thought It was more becom- ! nf "I don't see why you wouldn't go home by way of the fence. If you would come by it." he began when she had "A little red bird llew in a sewer! droned the tormentor, In a monnoto nous voice. "Look nt me, look at me, look at me!" he went on, ns nobody noticed his song, pulling his cheeks out nnd letting his breath out again with an unpleasant noise. I "Before I'd stand tnis tor any ones b of the book in her lap a little tanner away from him. Neither spoke for a minute or two. much """ tlnued: "You are much quieter than I ever thought you would be. Betty. You dont llvo up to the nnme you gave your self yesterday." "Now I think of It, I have been rather subdued since we renewed our acquain tance" she replied; "but there has been a special reason for It." "What Is that?" he asked. "Oh I don't mean to tell you! I Just thought that the fact that thera was one would sound Interesting. "It does. And you won't tell me what It Is, Betty?" "No, Uncle Lawrence, i won i. lOU IIIIKllt UIU(I 11IC u......-, gested. The Ttev. Sam Jones, the Georgia evangelist, was holding n series of meetings at a church whose pastor, was noted for his lack of good looks. One evening at a revival service, as he was talking about the sin of hy- milatf nnil flunllntf- ttn 1 r r atwLlnn Betty demanded appealingly. ulnB an I B,eam of characteristic humor-turned he sug- seated herself on the low hanging buck eye bough. "You don if I nm uinuu yuu mc "There are a great many things I might do; go home, for one.' "Oh, no!" he exclaimed, ns she got up from her bough. "Oh, yes; I am going for a drive with my granny. It Is one of her good days. Good by, Mr. Bancroft, since you object to the 'uncle.' " ,,,.. "Don't be cruel to a poor cripple," he pleaded. ttn.IdT Just give yourself Ave minutes change. ne smue u,u . , .... , ,,. u ,,, feelings!" Betty exclaimed. "Why don't and see If you can't think of n reason. ' I'? """ DV" "nce crasned it In both . lauchs. At the ..' 1 . ,r," "" ,uu' hi, hardly fit for it. you make the child understand mat ne i "Tne irame or mo leuve i; l nnt tn ramc npnr vou?" slilo; In that it. Miss Sphinx? "A little red bird flew in a sewer!" . "Yes. Mr. Oedipus. I don't believe continued Lionel. I could climb up from this side, even "I'd like to see nny one do it!" Law- with the help of the cherry tree, par- rence exclaimed, with a short laugh, tlcularly with an Interested audience. "Llonjl Is Impervious to suggestions. "You havo a book under you nrm. and, like his father, he thinks he Is so You are not going to insist on reading fascinating that he canot understand to me, are you?" mind now ns to which feeling wns up permost. Lionel, finding out that tho enemy had departed, appeared upon the scene and gamboled around his chair unthreatened. On the fourth day Lawrence was so much worse again that he had to stay In bed, having fretted himself Into a relapse. A wretched, tormenting, agonizing npttv's face underwent a , week he nassed In bed, haunted by vls- The smile died away on her ions of gray eyes with tears of sympa- and iy lime mocKing end of a week, though hg. hardly nt tor u, ne nuu nimstMi ureeaeu "Is this It, uetty: Am i me reusum ana iuKen oui imu me Ki"--ii un he asked In a low voice. The tears dismissed his attendant, nnd, shutting came Into the girl's eyes, but he held his eyes, lay back on his pillow In an her hand so tight that she could not J agony of expectation. Presently he turn away. I heard the much longed for sound, the "Oh, I cun't bear to see you like this" , shaking of the fence; but a cruel dls the exclaimed with a short sob, and, re- appointment awaited him. Lionel wa expression that belonged to the old ilnvs. "A man does not like to be made a fool of," he replied angrily. "I lust did It for fun," Betty explain ed humbly. "You were so patronizing that I couldn't resist when you made the mistake about my age. It was very natural. Nobody over uelleved that I wiih nlder than Florence. You must never be a Sunday school superintend ent. Uncle Lawrence, or take nny posi tion where you have to address the young, for you certnlnly nre not a suc cess at It." I Lawrence's face was colder and his manner more polite than ever ns he mmin some commonplace answer. Bet ty's temper had never been her strong , ,i nm. oho hpnnmo nnlltp. too. ! IIUIIll, UIIU iu, o..w -. ...- -- . -- . nnd a minute later took her departure . It Is a curious fact that the higher with a remark about expecting a caller, the civilization of n race the slower tho Three days pasesd and no Betty, nctlon of the senses. At any rate, ac- There was no doubt in Lawrence's tunl experiments have shown that. round to the pnstor, sitting in tho pulpit behind him, nnd said, amid a whirlwind of laughter: "Well, John, your congregation can never accuse you of being a two-faced man, can they? For tho Lord knows that If you had another face you'd wear It, wouldn't you 7" The Prince Regent, being at Ports mouth one day, and seeing Jack Tow ers across the street, shouted out in his royal way, "Hullo, Towers, I hear you are the greatest blackguard In Ports mouth!" Towers replied, with a Sow bow, "I hope your Royal Highness has not come here to take away my char acter." whereas the ear of a white man re sponds to a sound In 147-1,000 of a sec ond, that of a negro responds In 130 1,000 and that ot a red Indian In 11C 1,000. m Small Tommy was very fond of candy and asked: "Mamma, can God make anything he wants to?" "Of course he can," was the reply. "Well!" exclaimed the little fellow. "I'd Just like to seo him make a stick of candy with only one end to It." Two Irishmen were talking together one day. "Say, Pat," said one, "nn' do ye know that If ye follow your nose ye'll always get where ye want to go?" "Shuro, then, Mike," replied the other, "If ye follow yours yeil go to heaven." JL y